In II qq . vi it ting , cDC9 LOCELOCIFILEIOUPLPOCZDS-30 NGIr y ( MI Prlalf 11* EXCCUUd, ot the ADVERTISER OFFICE, LEBANON, PENN'A THIS establishment is now supplied with an extensive 'rieorneent of JOB TYPE, which will be increased as the patronage demands. It can now turn out Pozynoo, of very description, in a neat and expeditious manner-- -end on very reasonable terms. Such es Pamphlets, Checks, Business Cards, Handbills, Circulars, Labels, Bill Headings, Blanks, Programmes, Bills of Fare, Invitations, Tickets, &0., &o. The friends of the establishment, and the public goner 'illy ore respectfully soliCited to send in their orders. .1 - 011ANDBILLS printed nt an hours notice. *Danes of all kinds. Common and Judgment BONDS. .shool, Justices', Constnblen' and other BIAMEEI, printed vorrectly and neatly on tile best paper, constantly kept for sale nt this ram nt prices "to suit the times." `;.O Subscription price of the LEBANON ADVERTISER, Ono Holler and a Half a Year, Address, Wu, M. Thrums, Lebanon, Pa. ..DA RUTS J. SELTZER, ATTORNEY AT LAW. OFFICE in Cumberland street, nearly opposite Brua's Ilotel, Lebanon, Pa. (Aug. 26,'57. LEVI MEILY DISTRICT ATTORNEY. ILL attend to all ills official business; also all other legal and professional bushiest; entrusted to btm Rill be promptly attended to. OFFICE—In Cumberland street, secooddoor east from :ffiffiket street, Lebanon, Pa. [July22, 'UT. LAFAYETTE BROWER GAS FiTI'ER. 'A MINING A, S. ELY'S Unica, Walnut street, Lelia .tv non, Pa, A large and beautiful asso,rtmqut of FIX "MUM from the well-known establishment of Counties liMiEtt. always on baud at Plkiladelplila atig- All work warranted to give satisfction. ,1111r.All orders will be faithfully executed on the moat reasonable terms. The best of reference given. Pep.16,'57, P. G. WIACL , BRIOKLAYEF,, AND JOBBER, Deposit,Dauphin Ch4o l l4Pa. A3l PREP AItED, at all Owes, to put up BRION Wogs, lu all its brntcheo;aiduuthe shortest notice. Also, Illuoz llultaugOS • ti Dorms? INN" , I osues„llsAnruS, aid all work " comsat ed with a Poinmit; A Ging'of Stone asone always really to put dowit Ibulidatlous, auddo stone work of every doseriptlan. ' ' • , [July 1,'67-tf. , ; REMOVAL.' & T . R BOAS (lete - Mise Wommseour,) wouldau 11.41Mtpilx. infqrm the Ladies of .Lebanon. • anditinttlindltTg , ebdritrY, tbot she bas Removed her 3/17/inery Establishment to South aide of Cumberland stew; nter.Petanets. a few doom Eaat of Pinegrove road. where will CI:m[111110 to manufacture BONNETS of the latest styles, and furnish all kinds of TRIMMINGS suit able to the Meson. Bonnets will also be repalred,pently and . hilleklY. She respectfully invites the Ladlecto give her ft cull. [Lebanon, April 7;4.858: ' New Barber Shop. cc EOM]: W. DALY, itaaarr STRUT, opposite the Lob- Ur anon Bank. vronl4 respectfully Inform the Citizens of Lebanon and vicinity. that ho still continues his first-Clow Shaving 4. Hair Drissinff Saloon, and Is prepartid to do business in the neatest and best style, and would solicit all to give hint a trial. Lebanon, Oct. 21, 1867. Ice! Ice! . • ittidereigned have, thle winter, laid In one of the I most beautiful lots of SPRING :WATER ICE. ever housed in this place, and µ•ill serve ihmilles every morn ing throughout the meson. They will also furnish lee at nil hours, In cases of sickness or death. For terms, apply to B.EINIIA.111) L MOTT. Lebanon, llfarch 17, 1858.—tf. 1 8 111 7 - liatri li ng e S Brewer) BEiN, SALOON, T N Cumberland Street, west of the Plank Road, Lobe l. non. Sohvreitzer and Limborger Cheese, Holland Herring, wholesale and Retail. A large room In the second story Is free for meetings, societies. & c. Lebanon, Dec. 9,1867, Lebanon Female Seminary. /VILE FOURTH SESSION of the "LEBANON FE 2. MALE SEMINARY" . commenced on the first day ofbrown/. Melanie DECAMPS will give In strfiction In Needle Work. LH( H. IIAVGITEIt, Principal, MODEM DECAMPS, Teaeheror Mindy and Freud,. Lebanon. Fab. 31858. New Stage Line Between Kummelstown and Middletown. (IN and after the 15th Inst., the sub. VI scribers Will run a Daily ,StagelAne between Ifunimelatown and aliddletOwn; connecting with the cars on the Lebanon Valley Railroad on the arrival and departure of the same' at llumnuda toWn, They also keep a LIVERY STABLE at Middle town for the ileditnaiodatioti of - the public flood horses and all kinds of conveyances, Nora/ober 2, 1867, rAdy 011ITANT INFORMATION, by which much suffering hi familice may bo avoided. sent to mar riod moo and thin° contemplaiing'marriago.' ikoss, onelosing four stump% Int.'o. W. AD DISCOMBH, Brooklyn, N. Y. .1100.,16, To Persons A BOUT TO VISIT PIIILADELPIIIA I—TRY ,t I. the WESTERN HOTEL, MAnxer street, he tiup - low 9th street. Every attention even, with a *kith . ", to ploneo. IloAmento $1 Not DAY. July 22,'57-Iy. A. M. 110 PIIINS, Propneter. =I fi LL PBRISONS Indebted td the firm of SHIRK k TICE, „Ml or to SAMUEL U. SWIM, by Note, Book Account, er otherwise, aro requested to make early payment to Amos flotiotErra, Esq., nt Ids Omen; in Lebanon, and save costs. LKVI AMOS. It. BOUGUTER, Attorneys for Creditors. Lebanon, Oot. 7,'67 ULGITHINGT CLOTHING! CLOTHING! Clothing ti)r the Million.. Illj LAHOEST,Ims t assorted stock of Ready-mado Cloth ovdr ethibited in Lebanon, pros just opened at the Head-Qaareers for Good and Cheap Clothing! in Cumborimnd street, opposite the Court House. ItsrlEnsestm s, Baclatit take the lead In selling cheap; they can't be beat. We invite our numerous Customers and the public in general, to call - arid Cuming our new stock of PALL and WINTER CLOTIfIXO, consisting of nll Styles of Over coats, Sack and frock Coats, Rtiglanit, Talmas, Cassimer and Business Coats, Boys' Coats, Pants and Vests, as well as a largo stook of need styles of fancy cassimer pants, silk, velvet, plash and satin Vests; Underclothing, such as silk shirts, merino shirts and drawers, heavy cotton and,wool ,Irawers, darned' knit Jacket!', wool and cotton bean, ?duf fers, comforts, neckties, suspenders, gloves, shirtfand col lars, &c., &c., &c. r Hats and Caps, Trunks, Valises and Carpet Bags, all wilt bcrsold at the lowest Biome. LebanOn,Oct. 7, '57. BRIZENSTEIN k BRO. ota,„Orcot IMPOR TA Discovery Nof the Age—Etit T TO TOBACCO CHEWERS IDr. Gustav Linnard's Taste Restorative Tro ches, the Great Substitute for Tobacco yr is a well known and Incobtrovertable fact that the use of Tobacco is the promoting cause of many of the most severe Mental and PhySic#lDhoorderts to which the race of , Man is suldect, as careful analysis and long and painful experience have clearly proven that it contains certain narcotic and poisonous properties most dangerous in their affects, which by entering into the blood derange! the funatlens and operations of the Ileart,,causing many to suppose that organ to be seriously diseased. TOBACCO affects also the entire nervouseystem; man ifesting itself—atoll . ..who ,have ever wed the noxious weed will bear testimony—in Laseitude, Nervous lrrita• Miley, Water Brash, Bystspsia, and many other (Bur. dare of a sindiarCharacter. ,•`. • •-• • TOO Tir.g2 E It.STORATiyii%.TROCitES: Are dosignedto counteract these baneful influences, and have proved completely successful in a multitude of eas es, and wherever used. Being harmless in themselves; thsy exert a beneficial effect upon the entire system, re. storing the Taste which has become vitiated or dest;roy edbY groat Indulgence, completely removing the irrita tion and accompanying tickling sensation of the Throat —which are edwaye conessustik upon abstainin from the use of Tobacco. and by eying • healthy ton g e to the Stomach,•invigOtate the whole system. Persons w ho ace , irretriesab c y undermining their con stitutions and , shortening; 'th r shoalei use these Troches immediately and thrtiw of theinJurious and un pleasant habit of Tobacco Chewing. These Troches or Lozenges are pat up in a convenient ena portable form at the low rice of 60 Cents per box. A liberal discount to the trade p . Prepared solely by the undersigned to whom all orders should be addressed. JAMES 11. BOWERS, Druggist: . March 24, 1868.-Iy. Cor, 2d and Race, Philada. Farmers of Pennsylvania, g TT ENTIONI You can supply yourselves with Chain teal bleitures,, warrankci pure, which has been in etweesetui use In Pennsylvania for the past Berm:l9ms— they have received the Dtps,o3lA.3l of New Jersey, New ltork,Delnware. and Pennsylvania Agrlcultitml Socie ties. and have been used by the President of the United .Wales on his Darden and on the Public Groundeat 'Wash ington, D. C. and by the following (Untied/ea, vizi Z. Locke Zoe A. P.P.Lltebatr Clarksboro', New Jersey. es, • , Wm. Miller, 05 4 of Cape Island, New Jersey. Ghee. triti t Thos. diford, Camden, N. J., Dr. Berens, Dr. Knight, Mr. Field. Mr. Atkinson, and Levi Johnson, all of Now Jails/At/WARY ilk? the chealastand moot reli able dfanuM Du, being PerManent• and improv ing the land N. enriching the soil. Is ti uites ,hea to the various crops y,dit raD'O -436rn '' Mattlig. yenC raw,t vsylvanis Oath' 80. >lyetlulaln~ imi4a3" bean rn Philadelphia or fair hank, or reference to any p(1/4onse in exchange for Produce, at Market rates here, y our orders will be Ailed and Shippiki to you, free of airtagt tspotie. Every article pld by we it aefa, Super Pbotats of Llnio, , 00 a Ton, " lionerhosp te, 00 00 a American Fertilizer, ....A Barrel $ forty:acre . of gr9iti, brim/ o,l ot ag,gb 00 per Pure Bong Dust, ?. barrel. or $36 a ton. Potidretto, No.l, 000 barrels now seiittyj at $2, tosB, shows.. at tit/ ki $2,6 Lend Planter, Na. barrels, '• - •". barrel. , Pot Alai. 60 barrels. Peruvian, Patagonian and Chillan.,GUANO. GxOROE A liETNAlT;Proprieter. , No. 21 South PRONT Street, Philadelphia dlty, Ps- Wholeaale Dealers allowed;Srater°4lkL l Pamphlets can bo had eels n to M i l qt.'' Ode or of torgen Ata. • 11/1850.-8f1fl• VOL. 9---NO. 46. Great Crowds --Low Prices. nNE morning, last week, as a friend and myself, were NJ leisurely walking out Market Street, and on arriving near the corner of Guilford street, our attention woe at tracted to a largo crowd of Ladies--and nearly all of whom were provided with largo market baskets, and others with satchels hanging to their arms, and were evi dently intent upon the same object.,Upon inquiry we found that in the Mansion House, on the corner of Guil ford and Market streets, Is located the exterislye Dry Goode, Grocery, and Quconeware Store of our polite and affable friends, PUNCK & BRO., who have just opened a large stock of Fall Goods, and that the great crowd of La dies were their regular customers, who may be seen daily at their counters, purchasing their goods. All we eaw wore eildently.satiefred with their purchases ; Were loud in the praises of the excellent - quality of their stook, and all Were of the unanimous opinion that PUNCK & BRO. sell the best qualities, at lower prices, than any of their competitors.So our advice would be to yon, one and all, both great and small, to give FMCS & Bite. a call, and they will surely try to please you. PEDESTRLi.N. North Lebanon, OCt. 21,1857. Just Published, by the Association,a 'Report on Sper matorrhrea, or Seminal Weakness, th vice of Onanism, Illasterkation or Self-Abuse, and other diseases of the Sex ual Organs, by the consulting Surgeon, which will be sent by mall, (In a sealed envelope,) free of charge, on the re ceiprof two stumps for postage. Address., Dr. OKO. R. CALItOUN, Consulting Surgeon, Howard Association, No. 2 South Ninth Street, Philadel phia, Pa. order of the Directors. EZRA D. IIEA.RTIVELL, Presl. Oco. FAIRCHILD, Seel y. 0ct.7.'57-7y. W.M. it. SMITH. s. .It. SMITH. Our Commissions for buying and selling Real Estate, negotiating or collecting Loans, arc five per cent. Land Warrants bought and sold. Also special attention given to theselection and entry of Lands for Settlers or Eastern capitalists, either with Land Warrants or Money in Nebraska or Western -lowa. We charge Ten Dollars per One Hundred and Sixty Acres, and make reasonable deductions when entering large quantities. When Land. Warrants-aro sent, Two and a half per rent por acre, the Land office fee ($4,00) must accompany the locating fee. Also the same per contuse for selling Warrants. WidiXfitoraft; Ben t; tlie - Nos. of Warrants, date, to whom issued and assigned, shotild be copied and re tained lo guard against lass in Mails.. DEIIIIFV & CORDURY emittances tO USoanb made in Drafts. on any of the Eastern We will enter Land with Warrants or Cash, buy im proved or unimproved Land or Town Property, or nego- tiate Lonna on Real Data° security, all in the name of the person furnishing the fends. pay all fees, taxes and commissions. fur one-third of the gross profits accruing from the sale of the property or collection of the Loans expenses to come out of our third of the profile. We will also cuter Land, be , Property. effeet Loans, kc., as above Stated. guaraiiteeing to the parties their capital with Ten per cent. interest per annum, and an equal division of the profits. without any further charge or expense to them.. Our arrangements are ouch that we din enter Lands in all the ofilees in the. Territory and Western lowa. A competent Surveyor always in reedi uses to find and select choice Lands. Coal Fields, Bock Quarries,Sites. Mineral Tracts. dm. The nd offices in Western lows having been closed fur the twoyearti last past. areopen now for privet() entry. Within the next twelve months there will be offered fur male In Nebruska, one and a half niiiiioll Acios of Lend, comprising the best portion of the Territory, ex tending along the Missouri River, from the Southern boundary to the mouth of the Isean.qui.court lfiver. We solicit Enetern.eapttal for investment. Investments prnporly made in Western bands, Town Lots and 31ortgages, are now paying from Twenty-five to Fotir-hnodrod per cent. Being of alio first pioneers of this vast and growing country, and intimately acquainted with nearly every• portioned' Nebraska and lowa, we feel confident, that wo will be able to render Entletlictlon in all business eu trn.ted to us. • Letters of enquiry promptly answered free of Charge. RETERIINCES.—Hon. IVra. A. Richardson, Uov. of Ne braska; Hon. F. Fervaion. Del. to Congress Nvbraska; Benton and Town, Bankers, Connell Bluffs.. Iowa; Geo. J. Green, Bankers, Cedar Rapids., Iowa; Bank of Elgin, llon. James 11. Campbell, Pottsville, Pa.; Hon. Adorn Grlttinger and Jricob Smith, Esq., Lebanon, Pa. March 3,1853.-4 m DrAllorse 7 sindiagi Root Pills TNILMORSE,the inventor of:dot:see Ismsx Roar PILL!, has spent the greater part of his life in traveling, having visited Europe, Asia, and Africa, as well as North America—has spent three years among the Indians of our Western Country—ltems in this way that the Indian Root Pills were first discovered. Dr Morse was the first man to establish the fact that all diseases arise from Impurity of the Biood---that - Our strength, health and life depended upon the'vital fluid.. When the various passages become eimed, and do not act in perfect harmony with the different functions of the body; the bloOd loses its action, becomes thick, corrupted and diseased; thus causing all pains, sickness and distress of ovary name; our strength is exhausted. our health we are depriVed'of, and if nature Is not assisted in throwing off the stagnant humors, the blood will beeomieholted and cease to act, and thus our light of life will (braver be blown out. flow important then that weeder:mid keep the various passages of the body free and open. And how pleasant to tie that-weeheve It in our power to put a med icine In your reach, namely, Morse's Indian Root Pills, manufactured from plants and roots which grow around the mountainous cliffs in Nature's garden. for the health and recovery of dlacascd man.' One of the roots from which these Pllls are made- Is a Sudoritic, which opens the pores of the skin, and assists nature In throwing out the finer parts of the.corruption within. The second is a plant whigh is an Expectorant. that opens and unclogs themeage to the luny, and thus. in a soothing manner, perfo p rms its duty by throwing off pflogm, and other hu- Teen from the lungs by copious spitting. The third is a Diuretic, which gives ease and double strength to the kid neys; thus encouraged, they draw large amounts of im purity from the blood, which is then thrown oat bounti fully by the urinary or water passage, And which could not have been discharged in aityother way. The fourth is a Cathartic, and accompanies the ether properties of the Pills while engaged in purifying the blood; the coar ser particles of impurity which cannot pees by the other outlets, are thus taken up and conveyedeff in great quan tities by the bowels. From the above, ft is shown that Dr. Morse's Indian Root Pitts not only'enter the stomach, but become uni ted with the blood, for they find way . to every part, and completely rout out and cleanse the system front all ins. purities, and the life of the body, which is the blood, be comes perfectly healthy; consequently all sickness and pain is driven from the eyewink. for they cannot remain when the bedy becomes so pure and clear.' The reason-why people are so distreseed when sick, and why so many die, is because they do not get a medicine which will peas to thisaffileted parts, and which will open the natural passages for the disease to be met ont; hence, a large quantity of food and other matter is lodged, and OM stomach and intestines are literally;overflowing with the corrupting mane; thus undergoing disagreeable fer mentation, constantly mixing_ with the blood, which throws the corrupted matter through every vein and arte ry, until' life is taken irim the• body by disease. Dr. Morse's PILLS have added; to themselves victory upon victory, by restoring Millions of the sick to blooming health and heppineee. Tee, thousands who have been racked or• tormented with sickness, pain and anguish, and whom feeble frames have been scorched by the burn •lng elements of raging fever, and who have been brought as it were, within a step of the afield grave, now stand ready to testify ' that they would have been numbered with the dead, had it not been for this great and wonder ful medicine, Morse's Indian Root Pills. Afterime'or two doses had been taken they were absolutely astonished, in witneesing their Charming effects. Not only do they give Immediate ease and strength, and take away all sick ness, pain and anguisti, hnt ther at once go to work at the foundation of the disease, which is the blood'. Theris:' fore, it will be shown, especially by these who use theie Mile. that they will so cleanse and purify, thatilisense— that beautyi take its flight, and the Hash of youth sad will again - return, and the prospect of s long and happy life will cherish and brighten your days. CAUTION.—Beware of a counterfeit signed A. B. Moore. All genuine have the name of A. J. Warns &Co. on each box. Also the signature of A. J. White dlCo. All others ere spurious. A. J. WHITE & CO., Sole Proprietors, '6O Leonard Street, New York. ' Dr. Morse's Indian Root Pill' ere sold by all dealers In Medicine!. Agenda wanted in every, town,ivillagearid hamlet in the-land. Parties desiring the agency will ad- • st ad as above for i terma.• Price 26; cents ,fir' boxi • fir! bl wll, be neat on receipt of $l, poIOP PIM Dee. 16, 15157.71 y. . . "00 . : : -....,.. 7. 7•;__ . . .. . _ . C . . iiiifiJc t. 1 EiE.,i;t -.- ' — ''' ---- ' ----.---- '''''''`um6EirE rt. ) BOWMAN, HAUER & CAPP'S UOlll IFAZY'.d R D. This Way, if you Want Cheap Lumber. THE undersignedhave lately formed a partner ship for the purpose of engaging in the Lum ber Business ' on a new plan, would respectfully inform the public at large, that their place of business is DAvin BoWmAzi! B .9ld Lumber. Yard, in East Lebanon; fronting tirCehestildt;litrilet, one square from the Evangelical ablircß.. They hiveenlarged theYerd And filled It with a dew . aid excellent assortment of all kinds of. Lumber, such es BOARDS, PLANKS, JOISTS, LATUS, SBINDLES, AND SCANTLING, of all length, and thicknesses. In short, they keep con stantly on hand, a full Bud well-seasoned assortment of all kinds of BUILDING MATERIALS. Persons In want of anything in their line me invited to call, examine their stock, and learn their prices. Thankful for past favors, they hope, that by attention to business and moderato prices, to merit a continuance of public patronage, BOWMAN, HAUER. & CAPP. Lebanon, April 8,1855, HOWARD ASSOCIATION, PHILADELPHIA. Important .IntatrUncenteitt mrlo all persons afflicted wills Sexual Diseases, such as 1 Sperm atorrhinat, Semi nal Weakness, Impote nce,Gonor , rheen, Cilect.Syph il is, the V ice of Onanism,or Self-A buseAc. Thelloward Association, in view of the awf,,l. destruc tion of human life, caused by Sexual diseases, and the de ceptions practised upon the unfortunate victims of such diseases by Quacks, have directed their consulting Sur geon? as a Charitalde Act worthy of their name, to give Meshed Advice Gratis, to nil persons thus afflicted, who apply by letter, with n description of their condition. (age, occupation, habits of life, Sc.„) and in all cases of extreme pbverty and suffering, to furnish Medicines free of charge. The Howard association is rt benevolent. Institution, es tablished by special endowment, for the relief of the sick and distressed, afflicted with ''Virulent and Epidemic Dis easce.r It has now a surplus of means, which the-Direc tom have voted to expend in advertising the above notice. It le needless to add that the Association conittinino the highest Medical skill of the age, and will furnish the most approved modern treatment. SAIMI A; BROTHER, Law, Loan and Land Office, City. Nebraska Territory. CpI.:MAL ATTENTION given to the examination of Titles to Reel Estate, Searching the Records, fram ing Abstracts, Deeds. Bonds and Mortgages. LOANS effected for. Eastern Cspitallsts at 'regent Rates of Inierest.on Mortgages or other Real E.state securities. 'luxes paid in any county in the Territory and West. eru lowa. DAM. 11L_T 411 G MEDICINES! PERrUMERri TOILET & FANCY ARTICLES GUILFORD &LEMBERGER 3 MARKET STREET, Opposite the Market House. toALL ARTICLES BOUGHT of us WAR RANTED PURE and MESH, and sold to SUIT THE TIMES! ALL Till: PoPttLAR PATENT MEDICINES, At Guilford Lemberger's. HORSE & CATTLE - MEDICINES, At Guilford 4- Lemberger's. BURNING FLUID& PINE OIL, At Guilford 4.* Lemberger's. TOBACCO, SEGARS, SNUFF, At Guifford Lemberger's, FRESH GARDEN SEEDS, - At Guilford 4. Lemberger's, SPICES, SODA, SAPONIFIER;. At Guilford 4. Lemberger's: 'With all the articles usually kept • itr a aaadl-cond acted First-Class Drug _Bl6iie. TRUSSES! of every variety, and sold at the lowest market prices. Warranted to fit when applied. .40N— PEISICAN'S PRESCRIP'fIONS nruLFAMILY RECIPES, accurately compounded a by a a 7. L. LEMBSIIGER, GRADUATEof PHARMACY,Nihe has had an experience of eight years lu Philadelphia and Richmond, Va. Air COUNTRY MERCHANTS •• 1 •% Supplied witn Burning Fluid, Pine Oil, Essence of Coffee, Matoll6, Blocking, Saponifier, or Concentrated Lye, Es sences, Medicines, Perfumery, &c., at the most liberal Wholesale rates, by GUILFORD 14 LEMBERGEB, Daucioisrs, Lainnon, Jan. 13,1858. Ala skit, Street. TAILORING ! VYY the public a l ; D he n gs sp c ec om " m u l e l c i r. n _cr i lt s e TAILORING BUSINESS in all its branches. in the stand formerly of CMS Spangler, near the store of Messrs. Billman & Groh; near the HALF-WAY. noun, in South Lebanon township., By attention to business, conforming to the wishes of his patrons, promptness in his engagements, and moderate prices, he hopes to receive a fair share of the public patronage.— Ile bas bad much experience in the business, (having lately been engaged by that MasterTailor,llllo[LEL Was deed., for a long timed and feels confident of ren dering general satisMetion. Being a new beginner, he solicits the favors or the public. .4iW• The patrons of Mr. SPANGLER are especially invit ed to give him a call. WM. M. SNYDER. S. Lebanon, April 7. 185S-3m. zotir Fashionable. Tailoring: MMAL HOFFMAN still continues the TAILORING Business at his Old Stand in Owniberland street, near "'tank Road. where all persons who wish garments made up in the most fashionable style and best manner, are in vited to call. Ile has lately received the New York, Phil adelphia, Paris and London reports of Spring and Summer Fashions, and as he has none but the best workmen employed, he guarantees that all work entrusted to him will be done in a satisfitetory manner. XIS-With Lis thanks to his cAti customers for their pat ronage heretofore, he respectfully solicits public favor. Ti) TAILORSI—just received and fur WI le the N. York and Philadelphia Report of Spring * Sum Mer Fashions. Tailors wishing the Fashions should let Um subscriber know of the fact, no that he can make hie arrangements accordingly. MICA £L Lebanon, April 14, 1858. J. 111. Good's Book Store. THE New and Cheap Book Store of the under .' signed is located in Market Street, 2 doors north of Guilford a Lemberger's Drug Store, where he will be pleased to see all his old friends, and those desi rous of having articles in his line. With a determina tion of selling cheaper than can be purchased elsewhere, he would respectfully call the attention of the public to his assortment of Bibles. Elision and Fiera. Books, Mis cellaneous, Blank and Bc/tool Books, INd/and Window Paper, Stationery, and every article in his line of busi ness. Alen,. Pocket, Mari.* and Almassacs for 1858,. All the ilfacesinestead Newspapers; bothrdaily anchrinkly, to be had at publisher's rates— Alitvidere for articles in his line caiefully and prompt ly attended to. by the undersigned Lebanon, Jan 14,1558, GRXFF'S Boot ilk. Shoe Store Removed. New Spring and &miner Slack! T Undersigned would respectfully inform the public that he has RENIOV.ED his BOOT and SHOE STullE to the room lately occupied by John Oraers Confection ery store, where he has opened a beautiful stock of Spring and Summer Boots and Shoes, for Ladies, Gentlemen and Children, tkgt-His assortment is very complete, and embraces all the latest styles, which he can sell out at low prices. The public will please call and examine. DANIEL GRE.FF. N. B.—Taavetess, now is your time if you wish to see *large assortment of Trunks. liaises, and different kinds of Bags. Come ono, come all! Lebanon, April 7,1858. PHILIP F MeCAULLY, Fashionable Boot and Shoe Maker Cumberland street, one door Fast of Black Horse Hotel. n,T11 4 E Subscriber desires to inform the public that he baa opened as above, where be is prepar ed to execute ordersof BOOTS and SHOES, of the finest finish and style, if not superior, toany here tofore offered to the public. _ New Fall and Winter Stock! He hes jnat returned from the city with an unrivaled assortment of the latest FALL and WINTER STYLES of Boots, Shoes, Slippers, &c., &c., for ladies, Gentlemen and Children. Sir Ercry body to to eag and cxcnnine.""ai Lebanon, N0v..4, NW. Merchant Tailoring Est:*h.- liahmenl ! 01VIR respectfully Informs the public that he con tinues )lERCII A NT TAILORING in all Its branch es able establishment. No I, Emma Damon:es, next door to the Eagle Hotel. Ile bee an elegant assortment of Cloths, Cassimers. Vestings, and Furnishing Goods, in general. which he solicits the public to examine. Ile shall devote his particular attention to lilting and mak ing up to order. Those wishing clothing made well and fluililonably are invited to call. . N. /s—Always on hand a large, assortment of READY MADE OLOTHII.CG, to which the attention of the public is also directed. Gi. GUMP. Lebanon, April 14,1855. Coal, Coal, Coal, WE, the undersigned, would respectfully inform the eitlssns of Lebanon county, that we are now pro. pared to supply the community with COAL, either Wholesale or Retail, as wo will keep all kiude of COAL on hand. such ns !tap Chestnut, It Rom Eyg and Broken COAL, white, red and gray ash, which we are constantly receiving from some of the hest Collieries iu the Coal regions, and would here say that we will sell our Coal as low as they can be sold by any Person In the county, which we will sell at our Mill, or deliver to any part of the two boroughs. MYERS & SIIOVR. Genesee Mills, Lehanot), Feb. 3, 1.838. 4 - WOAD . stn(ll 'OPA.I4 Yetittik a Undereign- havitiehought 814 16 t., la, Maury Spoon', Wood antt Cont-Yerd, short distance north-east of Messrs. Foster • Match's Foundry, in the borough of North Lebanon; and also bought from 200 to 800 CORDS OF ~VtioO and from 1100 to 1000 TONS OF COAL, of all kinds and grates, which I will sell at the yard or deliver at ea small profit!, as will suit the times. I therefore in vite all those that are in want of any of those articles to call and see the same, ascertain prices, and judge for themselves. DANIEL LIOILT, (merchant.) North Lebanon, Apri114,1858.-tt JOSEITA 11ROWEIR Chair alfaituractory. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL_ The subeeri bers take this method to inform thoir Mends and the public that they have commenced . the above business, in all Its branches, in the BO ROUUA OF LEBANON, on Pinegrooe Road, near what it known as Phreaneen Foundry. They hope to receive the patronage of those in want of anything in their line, ite they prouder. to use the Lest materials and em ploy the best of workmen. Old Chairs repaired and painted. Tho following different kinds of Timber or Lum ber taken in exchange for Chairs, viz: Iliekery, Walnut, 'Poplar, Maple, Beech, Berets - , and Cherry , of different kluge. - BROW.EJK & WOLF. Lebanon, March 31, 18,58.4 y. • • •-• • The Greatest DiscOvery.ever Made. Grey Hair Restored to its • . • former Color withut Dyeing JEROME'S Milli COLOR ItX6TOlllift is acknowledg ed to be, and is, tbe, most EFFECTUAL artiole• for Restoring OBEY Md.IR to its dormer COLOII. and BEAUTY, and =using it to grow when it has-fallen off and become thin. Mir. By the use of ONLY ONE BOTTLE—and In from ton to twelve days—the Greyest Hair will saga me Its orig inal. lifedlke color, andthe harshest hair will look soft, smooth and glossy. gar- This valuable preparation is only, 60. cents a bat tle. Prepared by T.. 11- JEROME, 176 Fulton Atneet, •Generslidigent.:.;Bold.also.by:D.l sates:4st Idir ßr llma kiin Alagig and'alediehlat Om% Llaasau~ Plaza 4 •. , r vssfitA l o4 l4ll ,4" .• • .....'; , lttir`jr4k • • . • ' • LEBANON, PA., WEDNESDAY, MAY 12, 1858. Beard, tho Cincinnati artist, hair invented a plan to stop that most inconvenient and unpun ishable crime, umbrella theft, Which we intend to make public at the risk of violating the pat ent laws. We will tell the story, as he relat ed it "I had bought a fine silk 1113:11Alia, and started for the Burnet 'louse, on a rainy day, when I be gan to reflect upon my extra'Vagatice, and to wonder, as I tripped along protidlY. under itti broad and safe cover, whether or,, nevit - weuld go the way of all umbrellas, andleave me to the "pitiless peltings of the storm,"before the day was over. True, I could-keep:ll'in my band; but then occasionally I was . so abient-minded that, r would be just,as apt to set, itleirn in'a publics bar-room, or even to have it ikietlittlidienoitt of my hand by seine adroit "Purloiner." Suddenly' an idea occurred. I stepped la a haidivare=stui.e and purchased a small padlock. On arriving at the hotel, I closed my umbrella, slipped the lock son to the wire spring which keeps it shut, and deposited it with the most per fect confidence in the public rack. I'was not long waiting for a customer. A.splendid looking fel low, with a goatee and moustache, stepped up with the most perfect nonchalance and took my identical umbrella. I quietly sauntered toward the door, giving a casual glance at the 'weather; my hero essayed to spread the sheltering silk; but alas I it was no go—again ! Still worse.— What the deuce was the /Mater ?: Bei looked— saw the trap, and the fall of hiS Co s uritenttrice was exactly the step- from the sublime to the ridicu lous I bad so often heard of, but never seen be fore. My umbrella was quietly deposited in its place, and my gentleman meekly sauntered to wards the reading.room and slipped out of an other door umbrella-leer. I was by no means satisfied with one experi ment. In a little while I saw one of the most brazen appropriators of small things (he was especially hard on, lunebes and drinks—free) ;hi all Cincinnati. "Now," said I, "is my chance." This' customer had an article in his hand,which might in courtesy be etyled the "ghost of an um brella," and cotton at that. With a grandilo quen t air, he deposited it right alongside of mine, and went to the bar. There he picked up a treat and eat crackers and cheese enormously. Thence to the reading room, with my eye still on him, and in, less than a minute, with a shrug, and but toning up his coat an extra button, he passed in a rapid business manner to the door, picked up my umbrella, with scarcely a glance, as he went along. I was on hand. With a sudden move ment he attempted to raise it; no go! Again ! Still . failure! With a decision per featly Napoleonic, and worthy of the occasion, he was about to tear away , the slight obstruction, when I stepped up and said • "Alk ! Mr. Beard. Ila! Strange mistake-- thought it was my own. Good device; think I'll adopt it." And with the most perfect ease he pot my um. belt down, took his own and vamosed. I was satisfied. I had found out how to keep an umbrella—and now I am on my way to Wash ington to get a patent for it. 110 W EMPR'SS EUGENIE WAS J. MI 'GOOD The Paris correspondent of the Now York Courier relates the following as a fact: At the moment when excitement, tlartri, and confusion, were at their acme, a circumstance cc : curred of the most comic kind, to the intended victims of the infernal machine. The Emperor had just stepped out of his carriage on the invitation of Lanet, and had turned shocked and horrified to contemplate the cne hundred and fifty people who were writhing around him, when he felt his hand grasped by an unknown man of ap parently low rank in life, who warmly congratu lated him on his esetik Thanking` the man hurriedly, the Eruper:or.resutned, as I have *a above, his regard of the sufferers, and gave or ders for attention to them. His intrusive felicitor, turning from him in equal haste, took the Empress in his arms, lav ished on her his compliments on her escape, and kissed her a dozen times. When the Empreis entered her box, and recounted the incidents of the explosion and its consequences, as far as she was concerned, she added, "Ana I was kissed with warmth by Some per son, but by whom I cannot colleens." • - "It was, no doubt, the same friend who shook my hand," said the Emperor. - As usual, a number of young men were whir ing away their leisure hours in the cafes dedicat ed to them, with billiards, dominoes, piquet, and coffee, when the horrible attempt was made.— Among tbeni•was one named Lippman, a very fast man, and an enthusiastic Bonapartist. As tounded by the explosion of the shells, and arous ed still further by the sudden entrance into the cafe of several splinters of the shells through the windows, which they shattered en paw-me, Lipp man and •his comrades rushed from, :the eatoespd seeing how matters stood, ho flow wars ZNICLIO, and losing hiShead with , joy at bceing'tbeui safe, was the daring individual who had the inslitelp henor r ol - a warm sitaki of the hand- hy ..the Etu parer, and of heartily . saluting, ad /Whim, in Empress, in a situation never before chosen for such a 'demonstration of affectionate loyal y. MARRIAGE CEREMONY BRO- "Slips between the cup and the' lip" are pro verbittlly many, and a correspondent is armies an instance,of a slip of this , kind which , ra t tip ci eery as a warning to.all light hearted young men end maidens to keep their countenance's during the peformanee of the solemn service 'ilia begins with "dearly beloved," and ends with "mace- Incnt." ECICEMI2 In one of oor rural churches much frequented by bachelors who wish to be converted into Ben edicts, and spinsters who desire to excbauge sin gle blessedness for holy matrimony, a young couple were rocentlyhoingjqined ill, the btinds of wedlock, when, just as We bo4lpledgewas about to be exchanged ono of tho company smiled, and set the ,rest a giggling, whereupon the of4iating clergyman laid down his book, disrobed, and left the church, leaving the persons who 'id been in nearly made man, add wife no alternative but to go items, and eousole themselves for their disap pointment over the wedding feast. *Thb :Vicar of Wakefield was obliged to chasten the somewhat unruly'disPosition to 10 - vity shown by his daugh ter Sophia and Miss Arabella Lilly when be was about to jOin their hands.toPir William TbOrA, hill anddehn . W. Primroseibut be did nopihrot aside hia:lionk-to !l Pot ila . hitalt.:l4 l : the i‘r9MQ' ny, thnnet he:threatened. • • Po#4oa tin thecae° just noted** 'ilissimime,ye. prop!, bnvi nliop Orlisp*Onit brOpi inirty-tn uneeninty.'miitJigooatigaod dm/ O oqi;_orwr i and, vindiintedlthireAkiiiiiiektd* ilefiiiitid*Cl4s4.l7llo42o4llt#ghleT Big triialtegito, THE PATENT UMBRELLA. "Don't do that! I'll lead you the key." UNEXPECTEDLY KISSED KEN OFF 'AI TOE CLOSE CAUDLE LECTURE RE V ERS'D The following, "rich, rani and racy," Is a capi tal bit at some husbands, and may be read profit ably bytill who are inclined to find fault where there is to fault, "A place for everything aed everything in its place,' , ' -is a rule that would prevent many Yecturea_were it practiced more. But just hear Mr. Candle : . . , "Now. Mrs. Caudle ? Ishould like to know What has become of, my hat? Hera I've been }muting all over the housettn&lost ten minutes that should have heew given to the Mutual Life-Insurance Company. Now, J. say, what have you done with myhat 1. You have got seen it?. Of coarse not; never do see it. i Fronk,. go and get my hat, and Jane,-fetch me my cane. What's ;that? You can't find my hat?. Now, Mrs., Candle, 1 sheuld like„ te know why you Fitt persist in training yotir children in such, a heedless onanner? ~/.7e. easetigad my hat! To be-sure net L:how can h e, if you ; cleiet leermhite tolook I, Did I not4eave it : itt,,thE .kitchen, whet! I..went. there.litetnight ar-; ter something. to. eat? How the deuce should . you-know? I say it's your business to know and to•have thinge.all zeady for me :in the morning,, and not tolave me lose so wineh,of my time,,— Eh Lyon have too much else to do? Of coarse you have, with three servants and two children ? Be calm! Oh yes, .I WILL BE caw( ! You see I am calm, and if you would only be so I. should have been able to have found my hat long ago, instaad of staying here to listen. to your excuses, when .I ought, to have been down town attending to business. I wonder now you expect. I'm. going to keep this house ageing, if I'm to be kept here waiting for my hat? What! how can you help it? Why, Madam, it's the easiest thing in the . world I It's simply this modern management.— Now, do you suppoke things would go on in this way, if you'd only see-that articles are in their right places ? But I suppose you barn% got time no do that even ? Of course not? Well, there is no use of talking, I must go to the office bare headed'. Your bonnet, madam l Your bonnet! But why shOuld I be surprised—why should I be surprised if you should offer me your shirts also, since I seem to have lost all authority in this house! It's not your fault? I will' repeat' it over twenty times, if you wish it—Whose' fault is it? What! the servants? ko, madam; I tell you, you are mistaken-:---it's not the servants—l tell you it's your fault.. .1 wonder who oversees the servants—who, madam, but you? Then, it's clearly your fault that J can't find my hat. (Sits down.) Well, its no use talking—l shan't go to the office to-day, and you, madam, shan't go to Newport—d'ye hear? It's no use asking,' you shan't go.. You needn't suppose S'm going to be deprived of my hat in this way, and then allow you to spend my money at Newport. No, madam, I'm no such fool as all that comes to. No, mad am; here 'I am and here I'll stay, all day, madam, and-eh? what? You wish I wouldn't talk so much? I tell, you I will talk—l'll,alk all. ay, if. I please, and smoke too--d'yed hear that ? I'll smoke in the dining room, and yes, by Jove, I'll smoke in the parlor, and Jove •madate, I'll scent the curtains; I'll smoke all over thebouse." "Here," says Mrs. Caudle, "the horrid wretch, was about putting his odious precept into prae.. Lice, when Jane came -in with his hat, having found it where it,had been left by him, in a cor ner of the large oak tree chair, on the back porch:" PLANTING BOX. Few people, except professed gardeners, know how this handsome, border ornament ought to.be planted. It is usually stuck in a few inches and left straggling on the. top of the ground, with three or four times as much ton, and three or four times less bottom than it ought to hnve. Box grows nearly as well from the branches as the reots. Now the trench in which the edging is to be planted, should be full spade deep on the bor der side, being a few inches ahallower on the al ley side—the soil should bo made fine—and the box inserted to the bottom of the trench; packed in tightly with soil, leaving only from one and a half to two and a half out of ground. There will be no danger of it not growing, or of producing full foliage at the ground: 'Of 'course no 'one would think Of planting box' without a line.— Trimming "box edging ia'rareliperformed either skillfully or judiciously. Initead of cutting off the top squarely, and below. the preceding year's' growth, let it be pruned to an angle, like the let. ter A, taking care not to en t below the new groWth, and you will through the whole season have a beautifully •.-reed, thrifty edging. POWER OF THE HUMAN EYE George Pitt,,aftcrwards -Lord lth;ers, declared that ho could tame the most furious • animal by looking at it Steadily. Lord • Spencer said, "Well, there is a mastiff in the court yard here, which is the terror of the neighborhood ; w ill you try your power on him?'.' - Pitt agreed to do so, and the company descend ed to the courtyard. , A servantliald the mastiff by a chain. .Pitt knelt down, a short. distance from,the -animal and, Stared, him sternly in the face. They all shuddered. At a signal given the mastiff, was let loose, and rushed furiously towards Pitt; then suddenly checked 'his pace, seemed eon founded, and leaping over Pitts, head, ran away, and was not seen fortnany hours after. During one a.m.* Visits to Italy, While r watt walking a little bhfore my carriage, oh' the road near Vienna, I perceived two hag° dogs bouhd ing toward me. reeidloefed wheePiti had done, and, trembling rnm head to foot; Lyet had reso lution enough * to stand quite still .ariti - eye' them with a fixed look. They-gradually relaxed their speed from gidlop atint, came up - to me, stopped for a moment, and went back again. "• Bt MIDAS One of the ixtOsteelebratod personages of hea then mythology was. Midas, king of Phyrgia. 7 --. He'was said to have entertained the preceptor 'of Bacchus, and for his hospitality the iodittirutit ted hhn to Oboose whatever iicotopente he wish. ed. The avaricious Midas asked that whatever be should touch t m ightbe turned into.gold, But when he-saw the too literaletilfilment of his de • streatogat even his meats turned. into gold;-ho Velotitittliioeluti to take awaY,e6fatara gift, andwas ordered to wash in the river of Pactolus, whose; sands.beeame gold.. Shartiyafterthis . ;the foolish Midassupported the'opinion that Pan was superior to Apollo - in singhmand playing'on the flute, for which stupidity the offendedsod chang od his ears into thoto of itit;43. Midas managed for a long time to conceal hisaleformity•frour the eyesot 4issobjeete; hat.tit las t_ono of his courts ore having Poroeived'it; and being; unable to' keep the, secret to though , afraid to .prbolailit dugtt hole in the ground,, and whispered init that kinglifidat hadasses-ears. Afterwards, itieti4eifdVitAtis, a.nribiitt'er of reedi grew upon this spott-whitth,, when sliakew-by, same sounds that iaa tieekll,;i3KNihe earth, - • liliffrThoro is a local oditor out .welt poor, :that hosterekstsads:uport:tapreAlsaiAno, wiling; for fear #5t,.461,, sty_reaYokiiViiiils/Acts, upsisker vx. WHOLE NO. 463. GREAT CLOCK AT STRAS BURG. I"The priests and military have retired, mid I ant now setting In a chair facing the - gigantic cloek—from the bottoist to the top not less than one hundred feet and about thirty feet hide and I fifteen deep. Around me. are many strangers, waiting to see the wonting of this clock 'as it strik es to the hour of nonit: , • EViary eye is Upon the clock. It now wants fivrkminiitits of twelve. The clock has struck, and the pAile are going, except a few whom 'Om sexton , of bead man with , . . . , a . wand' and s w o rd is coudnetitiewiund' the build- . . hie' ' The clock has stittelt in this Way; the 'di.: al is some 20 feet from the - iloer,' - dn e;tch . side of whiCh is a cheruh, or little boy With a mallet, and over the dial is a sitiallbell;''The cherdh on the leftiiiikcs the first quarter, that on the right the'second ineater: . Some' fiftifeet over the dial, in a large•nhug e iche; in a fige're * of Tims; be ll a , in'his left " hand. lii - frobt stands'a figure of a, yaieng , man with intillaPyrlicrlitilkee the third @after, on the : belf f irWhaVW Time, and then turns and glides,with it - groAten, roUnd be: :hind Time; einnes'out an old man, with a mallet, and places himself in front of him. - - As the hour of twelve comes, the old man rain ea his mallet, and deliberately strikes twelve times on the boll, that echoes through the -build ing, and is heard all around the region of the church. The old man glides slowly behind Fa ther Time, and the young man comes on readily to perform his part, as the time comes round a gain. Soon as the old man has eirack twelve and disappeared, another set - of machinery is put in motion some twenty feet higher still. It is thus; there is a high mesa, with the image of Christ: on it. The instant twelve has struck, one of the 11.- . pestles walks out from behind, comes in front, turns, facing the cross, bows and walks on around to his place. As he +lees • so, another comes out in * front, turns, bows, and passes in. So twelve apostles figures as large as life, walk around, bow and pass on. As the last appears, ar enormous cock, perched on the pinnacle of the dock, slow ly flaps its wings, stretches forth its neck, and crows three times, as load as to be beard outside the church to some distance, and so naturally as to be mistaken ter areal cock. Then all is si lent as death. No wonder this clock is the ad miration of Europe. It was made in 1511, and, has performed these mechanical wonders ever since, except about fifty years, when it stood out of repair. THE GUILLOTINE This instrument of punishment was introduc ed into France in the year 1790, when the Na tional Assembly was.deliberating the penal code,' by , Joseph Ignanoc Guillotin, from whom it de rives its name. From motives of humanity Guillotin proposed decapitation, a punishment hitherto used only for nobles, and introduced this machine, which had been long used in Italy un der the name of "manna*" and in Scotland by the mime of "maiden." Therefore the-prevalent notion, that -this instrument was invented by Guillotin is erroneous. • Though'corineeted with the most horrid recollections, the Guillotine is perhaps the easiest, the quickest, and most effec-- Anal mode of execution that could be adopted.— It consists of two upright posts fixed in a hori zontal frame, .and a wedge shaped blade, which, suspended by' a pt.lly, moves up and down the posts by means of grooves. When a criminal is to be executed the blade is drawn up and sus pended at a considerable height ; the condemned is laid upon his face with his neck directly be neath the knife, and - bound to the platform, and the cord being loosened the blade-falls ;with great rapidity, and immediately severs the head from the body. PASSION. Nothing, perhaps, is more revolting to a sensi tire individual, than to behold a woman in a pas sine. Eabituated as we are to think of woman as the gentle being who shall soothe as in our hours of tempest, and conciliate us in our mo ments of wrath, how disgusting is the'spectacle to find her depriving herself of the delicacy no characteristic of her sex; by violent and unrea sonable rage. I have been long on terms of-the most confidential intimacy with . a young female of superior heathy and accompliehments, She posseases every, qualification necessary in my es-- timatien, to render , thenarried state happy, if I except that most disgusting of all foibles, a quickness in anger, 'which' swallows up all her modeity of character. When she is thus excited, all the most abhorrent passions. of the human heart seem contending fur the mastery. Her voioe becomes corse and nasal, her eyes lose their mild brilliance and' beauty, and her entire face' is suffused with the Color of passion. She rages like a tigress, and however devotedly d man may' regard her, the moment he witnesses one of hor hysteric fits of rage, I am confident he will he cured of his affection. Strange what an influence unbridled passion has upon beings who nther wise would he alines% faultless. Parents shan't I look to these 'things when their ehildron are young, for-if a habit of this kind grow up with their years, it if; impossible to suppress or noun- teract-its influence. BREAKING ON THE WHEEL: This horrid mode of execution was originated in Germany, about the 1.4. th century, whence.-it was_ introduced into Trance, but was confined. to the punishment of the most atrocious or im In Germany the malefactor was bound upon a cart wheel and his limbs fractured by the execu tioner, withan iron bar. But in Franco the criminal being bound to a St. Andrew's moss, and his limbs broken,if stilt alive, was placed upon a small:wheel, witbihis face upwards, and his legs.and:arrns .bent under him, and there left in agony, to. expire. Some times, however, the executioner, after breaking, was permitted to kill him bye blow on the breast thence called-a coup de grace. larzassrmo.—A.Western Editer.wzites. The paper this week presentarather a slim Vdisplay of editorial'and not mach of a yayiety of news, - .but we can't help it. With chills running down a man's back, and his head feeling as though it contained half. a, dozen trip hammers three„ or four saw mills, and as many setton. factories, driven by a,ateate,engioe fully equal to the tank —we submit that he is not in aeondition to write editorial .that ,would read with interest or prtlf-,- it by the,pious or refined. .Forstarch out of apaap, and,destruying, a.ll.4te.geed opinions. be ever forelock ef:llireAdfor, RV, thing elkee`Ove.ilikk atpy institution ever invented. , ' .A.PORCELAIN aostotrpiper,notines. that &Dr. Codaian ot that oity .Itiede for young lady in that Vicinity.a porcelain nose, to ,be worn with !I:101101,r which is of,,this zl eact, shape of , the oright o ol organ, and of n . oolor.like that of natural : An *jisart„iY very skill af tha:DA9tq,) but, s y poroolnil i Aost.,oennot ,bo the slightortt. :!?17,49 to .l , 4 7 AliffinS i fffilarcimivel=lAel4 turn tie:ander any preocation. , 't - - Ithanon A FA FAX PAPER TOR TOWN B COENTNT. IS PRINTED AND _PUBLISHED ..H.EIDICLY By W. BRIBLIN, Tattle 2d Story of P t irenliew Building; 9un Ibriri Dallas At One ZiftY daig , Ilai„Levailttlattima Inserted at the renal rates: _ . RATES _OP .IkaTie.G.Z. In Lebation Ootittty, pdstaga frees. _ . In Pennsylvania, out Saban: psocanty, &X was PO qitarier s or 13 cents a year: ' • • Ott* ttf 401r.Eltatettlli cttk per quatter: . ;:ern - ota. - a - year; If the posts:go la not pa id is ailtitieS s inica are doubled R - EltitcTioN, In all meet of slander currency, whenever the forger of the lie le.net"-te ibliniPTectPar ty should hare right to cunic,oii'any-of the pp,- dcrsers.--Bhcridar t h . _ , • : Sweetness teuipei. 'is nut. kn. nataral excellence: and therefore, ,tooftelpipiet4 it to_ those wlav hat's it not may ha deeded att 7 fir-- , sult,raiher tbati advice. • "Au id ol may be undeitled by many . aocidentat • mimes. Marriage in particular is ajcind of ooftbr tcr-apotheasis, or a deification inverted. . Wen a man becomes familiar with , bis.g4dess, stas riniehly sinks itthi a woman.. Those who most_ readily find a (Italie strati"' by, seldow find one tepraY-ip; It is farschoodonly the t Moves undrt!tires into' darkness. Truth delights in the day, and de .. islands no more than a, just light to, appear to perfect beauty.. It is with "man as with barrels—the •eteptlest make the most Sound. STARTLM DISCLOSErRESJ—Fett TAB "doistprats."—"How do you do.,Mrs. Towet?— Hoye you hear,d the story about Mrs. Gad 2" 'effhat is it? Do toll!" " "0, I promised not to telt for all the world No, I must not tell on't; I'm afraid it will get out." "Why, never told (MI as.long as I live, jut as true as the world. What is it? Come, tell." "Now, you won't soy, anything about it, w ill: you 1' "Oh, I'll never open my month about ne .o " "Well, if you'll believe'it, Mrs. Lauda told me' last night, that Sine. Trot turd hair that her als . ter's husband was told by, a person that dreamed' it that Mr. Trouble's oldest daughter toltboktMrs.. Nichens that her granditothtoMarcr by kletter' which she got from , her sister's second, husband's oldest brothei's step daughter, that it was repoyt cd by thecaptaio of a, clam, boat, just arriveffl from the Feejee Island, that the ,mermaids. about that section wear crinoline made out of shade skins I" figer' Col. Query is a gentleman and a. wit...— . The other day.lie I , W-showing the, town to some' ladies from the.steeplo of the Court Rouse: One of then] asking hint .why the lightning rod, where it was atiochetf to the huilcftng for support, WAS incased in , a piece of horn, the gallant Col. replied that horn %iris a non-conductor. . "Oh, indeed," said the lady, "I never know that b fo .' "To be sure," says the Poi, "'Save you never. observed that when the boys have, had a horn .0r: two they can't conduct themselves properly?" The great height frmn the ground prevented the lady from fainting. „ * On another occasion the Colonel WM asked-by some ladies if it was not worse for•thegentlenten to drink liquor than for the ladies to, use snuff— The Col. replied.,thai,lhotti were rum bad ;, and , that if his wife should ever take to-snur,,bed. dicker; certain 1 The Col. had.rathor the-best of the eent.sevessr and the decision was given,aceordingly. CIIILDIIOOYS izins.--Thero goimatinies moral necessity for the ceirecifinirof children, notwitistanding the pain which a profusinit .of• tears, will' often give us. The great rule is, never: to eorree't in anger, but the „ftrniness which is founded on the , deliberations of mason. Thosor rows of. children, however, are, exceedingly'. scient, andhave ofton .1/eon inade,til.O.Julbject of ; poetical remark, but in no instance withinuare: beauty .than, the following,simile by,Sir W.,Seotti, 'The tzar down childhood's cheek that Hoe% Is Oki , the dew-drop on the rose : When next the sloapaer breeze comes by, , And waves the bindi; the Bawer Arr. " RANDOLPH says that once upon a time a col ored cook expected company, of her' own kind, and was at a lon how to entertain her Mende:— It was at a time-of, the year when eggi sad bat tell-were high, and the colored folks generally are at the espenie of "extras" for their own•eompany.. Her mistress said— - Tholoe,'youmust make s(Good -Lord miseus, how eaa ilnisktr P got no eggs, no butter, nor nothidg to malls it' with." , - A gRACErEa.'Comr:L!FENT , =-It mos a j laicism! resolution of„a4ather, when : being , asked whathe intended, to do.with bisgirlsi he replied. in tend: to , apprentice them all to their excellessir mother, that they may leare theartof infproring time, and be fitted to become, 11ke i .her, ytires, mothers, and heads of.familias, aMittseful!mena bars of society." . . The regret men hivie' for the time' they bare ill-spent, does not alwaya ihtline them M rind whet remaina Better.' logt.. 4 .ltare you any fish in your basket ask. ad a.ye!son of a fisberinan, I wbo was returning home. !•Yes, a,gondfei,"'sras the reply., • AUE AGAIN ALL RIGHT:' ,SIDE WITH CARE! BA NSAS is creating an important excitement aU over ' thetountry, threatening a dissolution of Union be tween the North and South, instigating alarming fights, in Congress, and fearful Hare-nps in State Legislattreic State Conventions have assembled, city and town magi meetings have been hold—in short the whole vountry has bebfin a general tinnier: .mnidist all this universal political timattlt, hasltie Nil& of - bireiriestilleil of quiet and peace e mothiug,ctruldsuceeed inAhMerbinglear gentle repose, until the other morning, whin LAMB FLAG with A. swarming" BEE HIVE on the eilieSfidA,' and the announcement of "Cheap Auction Goods,. p the other, suspended from the Corner building • OPPOSITE THE COURT HOUSE, K Seemed to indicate that all was not right;,..sttanigout was attracted and' curiosity aroused:cartons Opinions with' regard to its object were entertained and Suds is general stir ell over town was found to exist. Men r e. men and children involved with" puzzletrastonistinlent, werielitirraing out,- and crying, , .tWhat in the-World la the matter?"' "What's up?" TratiOnkrever. imon the Minds of Mr Bee-holders. *li'lkilhe noielty of tumbling, rolling and . unpacking of illotuts,'Booleas and Bales, amidst a crovrd of sprotatorssaready collected around the "driers and 'walks, all ankidusly 'petietierifigi for but a glimpse at'what has sines; so 0 E 8 0 48 4 se t emo bitted the natives. NEW SFRIN'tli GOO'S AT THE SEP. Wu suddeuly.barping upon thotund :tongues, slid spread with the rapidity of it prairie Sr. all over the. bp. rough. Public affairs of Kartsasiivith every 'other itens • of the day fell : into insignificance, in eonsidersaknutf the individual interests here at stake.. , A scene of encitanient has ever since onditinedlo Pre vail within 110011 b: by entwdeof.personsfroarsverYikuliki• ter, collecting along ,the counters, who never faille be; come tintlittstrationlithilnidiing T; •I GREAT BARGAINS:IN:2 • • New styles of &how and PAW Silks, theliest makerof Platt Maar SSW' • " .•.FilitkikciabarluPlitiod(PAtri*, ' •. Elegant all-WoolDe Laincs and Cattbsiferes, • Reautiftil 'spring. SOU. Ehltadirdig Handsome Utak' DM :mines and Alpisce. 1 0 ) liar , - ,Splendi'd &Bare,' Steeiett 'FOBS, `oloMas , ; leceseay an abrintionem;: N.l:tzmlo:37 elil gyaiitien of (111eep. ; Priniay,Ginsbaml,Ankmq Muslins, xriikiiimetwattiPDOesirin Catehnsres, rigqii) 4E04 illllllr.eua 4 infOleg ir tent. ' • Al 4riorfanilat of Engliali,ingrain, Wool FaLlingiL lug. 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