40113 PRINITENCO Y OF EV liRY MoctupTioN Neatly and Promptly Executed, at the Advertiser Office, Lebanon, Pa. Tom ,estaidlehfueut to now supplied with nn vital:wire essertmeitt ii TYPO, which %rill be thumped aelhe patronage demariii. Tt can nos turn out PRINTINO, of ovary descrionolon a neat and expeditious manner-- and on very reasonable termn. Such ua Pamphlets, Checks, Business Cards, Handbills, Circulars, Labels, Bill Headings, Blanks, Programmes, Bills of Fare, Invitations, Tickets, &c., &c. The friends of the establishment, and the public grner ellrererespeatfally solicited to sencitn_tlrit orders. RANTIBILLS Printed at so tieurii notice. Sir Darns of all kinds, COMMOII andjudgment Words. School, .Justices', - Constables' and othaViLaxits, printed Correctly and neatly on the best paperi * constantly kept for Gale at this °Mee, at priers "to suit the times." ,* Subscription prim or tho LEBANON' ADVERTISEr One Dollar and a Half. a Year. 'Address, Wit. Bataan, Lebanon, MUSIC. ..COOMONS. Flntunas, Flutt,. 1 *ifktt, Nlnnlcßoxes, Banjos. Teroboritioes, Violin and Striago.A:r. Very elicap, fur 'lulu at ItEITZENGT32 Imo. . . . ... .. The Giv , tet•ies,; IT-the - Centre Thitklings of P.ABER & B ,ftots • you „xi .LIL, find vory cheap, and tt fo'd assortmer I A, • Lobancm, Oct. 21, 18.57. . 1 Allard Timcs Ivereri tome. mil Ket: are the days iti which we, Wa, :rt out money t o last as long as possi'ole. And the only way to iio so is to go to S . WARTZ BRO., to buy your Winter 'Goods. ploy. 2.5.1657. SECd'irti ARUTIVAL - • irliF FALL and WINT6II. GOODS, l'ehtch soli IL/ cheap for caah ' ;SG DUO. Lebanon, Nov. 25, 1557. Irish 'Whi - si re d • •"''. 130111LHON vatsb: EY, :,And N . E . ru m, r; Supetior quality, jut eer, r i„.l and for .to at lieliGAliT'S Jr Inc and Liquor Store. Lebanon, Doo; SO, 1857, Preir e e,lol,o l- fife IHiondays. I ugly retvea n'new'sr:pply of Watches: Jewelry. and tep other .11ttney ArtlePA, suitable forehristman Presents, and for sale at low ir..tees to suit the- thnee, by Dee. 1.13, 1857. BBITZIINBTEIN & BRO. .ritlP l 9 l , , li . 7 l l.'Ar f lT/I , ll a AT i l , ol l i much by wlieli tomt, I '' Pl u ttif ' z l ttn n iNt a ttl A tEle e condon e n/ntiv avoided. aia‘ "L rr r i ' age.'. ' r Address. enclosing four stamps, DE. G. W. AD DISCOALfig, Brooklyn, N. Y. Dec.lB, '57.-6m. , For Cheap Cloila Cassiourr 3 3 ATlNfzr.!;tind all kind of Woolen flood% call at the ! ', - Cieittre Building of RAWL & 8R01.4, where you will find every variety of Goods for Gentlemen &Boys' Wear, in kind for the season nud in price to sult.the times. Lebanon, Oct, 21, 1817. Revolvers- norms Allen's and other Revolvers, single and double kj barrel Piitols. tine Pocket Knives, Port Monaies, Pursue in great variety and sol.l at the lowest figure at, 14&111"7,HNSTEIN & Cheap Jewelry and Fancy Store. Dec. VI, 1957 Feed—Feed "DETISCINS in wont of Vorti for Cows or Pigs, can ob fain it dully at the Brewery of . the subscriber, in CumberWel ' , trent, Wnst of Plank. Road. Price, front to 2 i rents a bushel , Ilea. 9,1857.-1 m Fatari' .Dress Goods. A T RAKER BIW'S NEW 111..1ILDINO you will find a J splendid assortment of all of, Fancy I:pods Phewls, Capes, iSicarfa, Collars, and in short, every variety of Goods for a complote Dress—very cheap. All kinds of Domestic floods—Muslins are vary cheap-- Check, Ticking, Ethacting, illankets. eitr• Neale call and coo far yourselves. (Lebanon, 0ct.21, Henry Bartrukiin , N Brewery AND LAGEP, BEEP. SALOON, T N Cumberland Street,•west of the Plank nod. Lein- I non. SAlreitzer and I,isuber , 6 or . Cheure, Holland 'erring, nixolesate and Retail. A room in the second Story is tree for meeting=, Eo,7,fi.ti,s, Lebanon, Dee. 9,1957.. Ready-made Ctullthttr i i, OYEISCOATS, Sack Coats, Frock Coats, rants 0 and 'Vests. all colors and all prices, Just received and offered at such prices as have already induced many: to purchase. We defy competition on koraly-made Clothing. For cheap Coats, Pants and Vests, all at HENRY S STINE'S STEAM Lebanon, October tIS, 1557. Can and See! fIARI'IITSI Carpets! Oil Cloths! Oil Cloths! Baskets! Ilasketst Carpst Chnkil - Oarpos Mani .1.15,1 a 'Owners! lied Feathers I Corn Brooms! Corn Brooms! }land and u variety anther (lot's, received and daily receiving by }lnward Express, which will be sold cheap by .110.(401011 7 (ct. 119, 11.NN It Y th. !For Sale. qp, (inn liAratP.l, STAVES, which Call be bangle' ou realonoblo lacing from thu undcrolgufil: ELIZABETE C. WEIDMIN..• ROBERT W. COLEMAN, jOIIN W. ULRICIL ,- Admln'ra or the Eaf.ata of Jacob B. Web.buaa; Dec. 2,1867. New arariper Slew GEOM EW. DALY, MARKET 13v 6 ever, ny• anon Dank, would respectfully infora Lebanon and vicinity. that he kill contin Shaving 4. Hair Dressin ankle prepared to do bunkum in th, lOU, and wduld solicit all to give hi' Lebanon, Oct. 21, 1867. It iTIOV /AL. DAB RISK lets removed 10,4 HAT & CAP STORE, .11_ to hie New Brick Buildint ;. (oppcsiite hie late stand,) In thuntreriand Street, zoldwe Sr betteeen Varlet street, and the Court (louse. lie e 7 tends igcurtibtl invitation to all his friends, and the puh'.lc, to give him a cell in his new location. lie bits Jut'. opened his NEI7 GOODS, bought in auticipatioa of 7,is itneteval and the Christmas Holidays. Barge/sir; ! Rai' gains ! T int undergneti ba i ting parchasart at Shenrs safe. the entire stock of CL01117.:40 of L. B:Oppenhelm er, now offer for sale, at their etoro, one door south of • Henry &Stine's:W.4re, in Blaricet street, in the borough of Lebanon, alt kintys of Ready; made 14111, Winter, and Sant• mer clothing. Their assortment Is extrusive. anti of the finest and trig material. and wall made, and as they are anxious torielt out stist'sdily. they are prepared to sell at tow ItAITN. All In w ant of Clothing will do well to give them a call before re ,rchaslng elsewhere. JACOB trscur, EROS. k Co. Lot.auton, November:ll, 1857.—ti •• • A. %BLEAT PANIC ; . ..• • AND . 0000 S SELLING WONDERFULLY 411C.IIEMEINFEJAclik APIPIIIO TMEI Oladeraigned are now opening a very large :own bent of FALL and WINTI.R. GOODS, &moor which are Cloths, Caashrieree, keady-mado Clothing, atitfall &hods Men's and Soya wear. ALSO, all kinds of Goode for Ladies' wear, such no lilitet and fancy silk, Dolalows, French Merino, Coburg and plaid Goode, Shawls of all descriptions, Donna Trimmings, &c. ALIIO, a large stock of GROCERIES & QUEENSIVARE. *a- ails as the Bee !live- IjAk Übanqn, Oct;i) , 67. gOit(a & SUELLISNBEIVIER The-relothing Store A' Tail oring Establishment of itAß' A O'N you will s now find in their New Band log a few doors Nast of their former place, on the 2d •,Story, where you can rind all kinds of CLOTIITNO—Coate, Ovencoate; Sacks, Hound Jackets, rants, Years; Boys' CloeMng, all very cheap. You can dress yourself from top to too at such low prices as will suit the times. rft.. All orders for TAILORING will be promptly at .to. .—All kinds of Cbuntry Produce taken in exchange fee ClothiniCand Tailoring. [Lebanon, Oot. 2I; $12,000 Worth Store Goods AT VERY-LOW PRICES! • rSiitrffli.DSlOßlSA(ool*havinitantroh4ed at Sheriff's Is, the itirg,e And completo assortment of STORE: GODS of SIURRIIVICD, a a very low price, and being dealtous to dose uP.the concern at an early day, wilt re tailtheatnckatlower Kites. then- Good, !ivo ever been sold in Lebanon land moch'chsaper than the same kind of Goods Call boisglit at Wholeatile iti.the Odom Theorig teat cost of the GOODS was 01,000, mad aidstock is largo,' • complete and welt-assorted. 111 A,. Such an opportunity to obtain CI - IRAS' : 6001:3 is rarely offered. Dia GOODS, GROCERIES and QUENNS• ' WADE in gnat quautttitah Nona of all solvent Banketedfen in exchaoge for GOOD% Lebanon, Oct. T,IST. , - . Prices Reduced • .. , ..• . , • To suit the Times. ColkstalUtlNG the 'freesia aspect of the times, we bilveirlopted the following rosoluuone Riteobvsta that we will eell all kinds of Clothing ta ire ni reineeti prices, so as to give everybody a chance to ' buy whit he wants for the winter. R.mtVlen, tasell all kinds of Furnishing Clood3 anch ; aii, - Undergarmenti, Socks. Shirts , 010 Yeei Iltitulkerchßai' &c., &0., cheaper than the cheapelit. - REBO/fiLD, to give everybody the worth of thoir money in whatever they want to buy in the lino of Resly-me4 Clothing. . RESOLVED, to return our thinks to the people o f L e w_ non county, for the liberal patronage beretoforebestowed upon Us. RRITZENSTELR & BRO. November-18,1867; !. . 7ticct9 preelitors. A L 0 1 :: P to Itt t r E tttb , rto Ze b nt of girc ote , rltcrolZEt: or ot berivlse, are monocled to make early paisment to Alcoa / 1 . 110 1 1 0 rtE, Esq., at; bbo Ofies. in Ltbaboa, and save costa. , • rA3lOd /f,rBOLJOBTER, . Lebenie, •••'AttOrtiey's for Ctsedltors:-. ('CALL and • I lait; stook, of titkin7l it• idoAdam: %Cow" &oak and pnrotiaso yonr • boots, Shoos *4AI 4WD' A MoAdattell! VOJ), 9--No. 28. a_?I. LANDRETHS' • refailtua - tit ilmare-house 21 & 173 South Sixth Street, near the State House, , • 11 / ~„.„,,' _ , PIIII,ADELPHIA. ,• I ''' 4 l , PLdO.3 S of this spacious building, erected express -1 .;.. ~, . /Ti il or the 'Propristors' trade, are stored with Seeds and -Pie . ends et 'interest to Farmers and Gardeners. ' alxl4l Years ,Esisblislied.—The suhscribers desire to call. fthe attention o revery one interested in Farmingand Gar r d . , en hl g, to their t well-selected stock of -agril.iultural .1", nplements and Machinery, ' 1 Great Fitristy of Horticuitural Toole, Warratikd Garden and Flouter Seeds. /Grass and , Field Breds of the most reliable Tuthill. 7,..h0. Agricutt ural Implements sold by us are mostly, • Mfinufactured at i our Steam Works, Bristol, Fit. - - ' I Having fitted up this establishment without regard to t r xpense,„with.th e most complete:machinery, for the than ,. aeltirOitif 'ratio us kinds of Agricultural Implements,we ~ ttre now. proparts I to supply all articles in this line fully equal, mpute,: wior, to any, thing of the kind ever offer ? ed'to thelitilfilu.' " ''''• - -,Bast - df:, - Yes Warianted Garckax Seeds; • `Have been before the public for upwards of sisty'years ; ...their wide-spread .'popularity, and the constantly increne. brig demand from year to year, is the bestevldence of-their super . suiperlority over al I others. iority merelm ' ate eau be supplied, with seeds in pa perm or bulk, on th s most liberal terms. - . hi lontnerlale, near Bristol,Pn., our Garden Seed grounds, emit:dim three bond, •ed and - seventy acres, and is the lar gesSt establishment in ' its kind in the world. , D. LA NDRETII fc, ON , Oct:'. 7,'.57-3m. Nos.. ,:a &23 South Sixth Street,Philada. TICIWARD .. , ,ASSOCIATIO . N .I t . - 1111 1 1.A.ET.ri DliS: - - - - . Iniluortalit \ • altgoarile 6 - 111,0 tit .! rvo all; p e rsons afflicts. 4 with Sexual Dii4olso9, such us 1 Spor,i mitorrhoso,Seml; nal Weakness,lmpotence,Gonor rli tea. We, at.Syphil Is, the' , ?Ice of th antis tmor Self-Abuse,&e. The Ito ovard Assocititio I n, in view or the awful destruc tion of Inn tan life, caused ' by Sexual diseases. and the de c..ptians in , , actised upon. ft Ito -unfortunate victims of such diseases by. Quacks, .have 1 directedtheir consulting Sur geom. us a il "haritable".Ast 'worthy of their name, to give Medied Ael 'vice Gratis, to' &11, persens thus &filleted, who apply by let' , ter.with n des iiription.of their condition, (age, occupation, habits of-life, - "to o ) and in all eases of extreme novelty andi suffering, tof kritish illediciticsfrec of charge.- The lieu*, rd associatior i is a benevolent Institution, es tablished by ‘, special chile lwrrient, for the relief of the sick and distresseo 1, of lic,ted i)iith"lrirttlent and Epidemic Dis- Noic g,' , it cal s now wstifiliius of means, which the Direc tors have rote , i terexpess. t in advertising the above notice. it 1.- needlea-s to "gild 'that , the Association commands the hi„,,i,s,t Medical skill of the age, and will furnish the Most approved model mtreatnuimt. Just Dublishi '4,hy... thil Association, a Report on SPflr. rnatorriers. or ; 3etilinitl 'll"reakness, the vice of Onanisilii Masturbation or Self-Abuse and other diseases of the Sox oal organs. by CI to constiltio,z, Snrgeon,which will be sent by mail. tin a em leVenvelope9 'free of Charge, on the re °Apt of two ste rn - pe for postage. Address, Or. G SiO.R..OALUOVN, Consulting Surgeon, It,„„ r d ~,k. F ..0,, 1 ati 1011, Na. 2 South ,Ninth Street, Philadel phia, l's. Dy orit n of the Dfreeto,ll. ' EZRA El. IIE.S.FTIVELL, Pres . & &cry.- ~ pct.", '57-Iy. Rtntcurig, • The Golden Pilize.. The New York \lidustrated MeZist Pn'ze, (AN E of the largegl t and hest literary prapers of the day. An iniperiat nrto, containing eig:llt pages, or fur tv collaring of choice Wending matter each' week. IF SUBSCIVITTION TWO DOLT..ARS A YEAR. And a OM will be pCesented to each to abscriber Imma ditstely on the-receipt of the subscription i money. I0;ch subscriber will be entitled to a , "Oft worth frit= 4 51 to ,5f,1430,00 in Sold. i o<O.CLUBS. 3 Copies for 1 year , Q 5,0- 15,00 BEAD T HE LIST 01? GU ITS. 1 Prokage conta',ning t5OO, in Cold. 10 1.01(1. Patent Lever English Hunt big „Cased Ws tithes f Earh. 15 44 44 1 75 " fleld•Watchea, 00 1 50 o 64 0 50 100 Ladies 44 =4 120 Silver lin'aing Caved- Watelic is 25 " " 'Watches ,If told " 500 Cold Yes . ", and Ouard Tod Fob 1 lo totio 5000 Geld leickets '0 to 10 t. ()old Drops—Broach lie Breast 1111.3 —Souls--Cuff Pins Clw:ve Buttons. An.. Ac.„. ;Ito 15 Each. Immediately on receipt of the sub fscription money. the subscriber's !UMW will bo entered u iport our subscription book, opposite' a number, and the &lit corresponding with that number. !will be forwarded to 'ibis or her address by mail or expret post paid. ; Addres a BrICKST comr, , ANY, Publishers, 48 and, 49 Aftafthes 1 'minding% New York- Specimen 'O'opies sent free. - usiS_ Bills of all tho`Banks tak,on that pass current in the States from whence they are' sent. Postage stamps are als e . „Dec. 10,1557.-St. th , lllllle Preparal ion 1-1;':41.y Conc6itrat64l . Compound '-Fluid . Extract Buchy. rrENRY HARTMAN For disearee of the Blet'..der. Kidneys, Gravel, Dropsy, IVeaknessee. Obstru ations, Secret diseases, Fe male Cor.iplaii as. and all diseases of , the '4exuel Organs. Arising • trom EL.TeAfra , and Imprudenelos In life. and re-• movinF,'ail Improper Discharges from the Madder, Kid neys, or SoeuMl Organs, whetber exratiee.t. Mule or Female, , . prom whatever cause they may have originated,: And no Katter ef How Long Standing, Giving Health and Vigor to the Frame, and Itloom to the Punkt Cheek. • ' Joy .to the Afflicted!! It cures *.e..rvoits and Debilitated Sufferers. and remoree all the e.l l : o PteieF• among which will be found .• , . Indispoef to Exertion, Loss of Power, Lone of 3lembry, Diinculty of Breathing, Oen ' " erut IVeskuess, horror of Die nes.. Weak Nerves, Trembling, Dread ful llorror of Death, Night Swes tn. Cold Poet. Wakefulnes.4. Dimness of Vision, Languor, Univer sal Lassitude of the Hottentot System, often Enormous Appetite, with Dyspeptic symptoms, llot Elands, Plushness of Ulu Body, Dryness of the akin, Pallid Countenanue and Eruptions on • the Fare, Pain in the Buck. Hen vinese of the Eyelkls, Fre (petal), Black 'mots Flying bofore • the Byes, with Temporary vein:slot end Los iof eight; Want of Attention, (treat Mobility, Restlessness, with Horror of Society. Nothing is more desirable to such Pe dants than solitude, anti Nothing they more ' Dread for rear of Themselves no Re- Pose of In:.nlier, no earnestness, no • Spoeulation, but a hurried transition from one question to an other. • / • .iosite the Leb . the Citizens .4' • Ads his first-o.eas a Saloon, ji neatest and best WILL Those symptoms if allowed to go on—which this mcd 'ciao Invariably remcres—sonn follows Loss of Power, Fatuity, and EPIGEPfIt: FlTS—in one of which the lac tient may m:pire. Who can say that these excesses-are not frequently followed by those direful diseases—lN SA SIT Y AND CONSUMI"KiIh,I t The records of the In- Mine Asylums, and the mels middy deaths by Consump tion, bear ample witness to the truth or tbeFe assertions. Iu Lunatic Asylums the must melancholy exhibiti , diap , pet ty . Thu Countemin..e is actually sodden and quite deititifte—:neither Mirth or thief over risite it ; should a stutnd of the voice occur, it is rarely articulate. ' "With woeful messurre woo despair Low sullen sounds his grief beguiled." Debility is most lerrible and bits brought thousands upon thousand to ntimely graves. thurblasting theam talon of ninny noble youths. It can hp cured by the use of thin INFALLIBLE REMEDY ! If you are sugaring with ..ny of the above distressing ailments, the FLUID E'LTItACT BUCIIC will cure you. Try it ttad lie Convinced of its efficacy. ,goveare of Quirk Ere:trams and Quack Doctors, who falsely boast of didlities and references. Citizens know and avoid them. and save long suffering,. Money, and Exposure, by sending or calling fur a bottle of this Popular, and specific Remedy. • • It allays all pain and Inflammation, is perfectly pleas ant In its taste and odor, but initnediate iu Reaction. Is prepared directly according to the Rules of Pharmacy and Chemistry, with the greatwt accuracy awl cheinkm :knowledge and care devoted in its combination• See Professor Dowses' Valuable Works on the peßett,,, of PhYPie, and MO*.t of the late standard Worksof Medicine. One hundred dolders will be paid to anv Physician who 'earl prove that the medicine ever injured a patient; and the testimony of thousand's can be produced to pros e that lttioas great good. Cases of from one week to thir teen years standing have been effected. The mass of 'Voluntary Testimony in possession of the Pt°l4l°t°Y a. vouching its virtues and curative powers, is immense, embracing neaten well known to SCIENCE, AND 1431 E. 100,000 Bottles - Slava Been Sold and not a single Instance ore failure has been reported! Personally appeared before.me, an alderman of the City of Philndelphla, It. T. 11N1.311.10LD, Chemist, who being duty sworn does say, that his preparation contains no Narcotic, hlorcury, orinjurious Drug, but are purely Vegetable. 11. T. II it bg BOLD, Bola man u feat' rer. Bworn and subscribed before me Ibis 23d day of Novem be?, 185.1. Wll. P. 11111V.ItD, Alderman. • Price $1 per Bottle, or ate for , De. livered to any :Address, Tonganled by reliable and re 6 lble Certificates from 'vfeasora'of Medical'Collagen; lers„Yrae r n m And'Other9. •,` rePared and sold by lI.T. na.BOLD, Practical and Analytical Chemist. No. 52 South Tenth St. below Chestnut, Assembly Buildittgs, .Phila. pay To be had of.. Dr. George Rams, D. S. Rabar, and of ail Druggiste and Dealers throughout' the Untted States, Canndaa and British Pp:Muses. • BEWARE OP CQUIVTERFEITS Ask for lichnbold,'.i-=t4ke no other. 6 'I Y YOU wont to sV}' RE SENTS for th e Holidays, call at WALTZ kit°E EL'S BOOKSTORE. Cand ozamlne . WALTZ & 11.0EDE1113 stocc, of Holiday Hooka.Wo3o,Ptirflasthg 11"whA I'ITALTZ & ROEDELI3.I3 tbeldacaro,b looms • r‘ and ledrabbi Gurr HOOKS for ijar,, , •r -r • , • 4 ~ . ... . . . 0• . '. ' IW . /.,. ''" ' ' . , • ' . : . .40. 00. , I'l - 1 1 , 1 .. 4 t - , • . . /. • y • _ • Vir i tik", . ......;:'''.. ''' 'i4 .-.•' .• . ?'.. 14. 1. • . - ' ,v an ty. t , . .._.:,.,_ -V - - " * T - • • . r, . • V4RTirii- U EIITY II t P1t,........:tt...P.E - k - r..... ' ' , • Ilelmbold7a Extract Buchit Kr Migilitifeenat -co Ciares Zee. 2, 1867._1y. "":".- LEBANON, PA.,`'WEDNEO; JANUARY 8,.:1858. Well, Peter, w here hav i ci you been? WRY, I-have been at the STOIIII/STOlit or JAMES " N. ROGERS. and bought ones/ War adperim: COOK-. ING STOVES, as he has jest returrte d from the city and brought fine of the largest assortrueint, s of STOVES ever brouelit to Lebanon. My neighbor got one from hirry, anti it 18 the best cook ing Stove I ever saw. TheY"ean Bake, Roast, Cook and Wash at the same time, was determined wish to, and it does eve. rything to perfection;perfection; if was determined to get one of the same Sort, and ;h, - hest of all is he warrants every C° l3l / 1 " 1 ST"K he 'arils to do as he represents. A few more of tl.kle same sort , left, with a general as- ' "Pa'rtortfull, or Dining Room Stoves, which min lie sold : cheap, with a full assortment of TIN and 31.IWAT IRON WARE ; generally cohnected with his bushier:4., *it- All work entrusted to him will be done with . rieatuess and dispatch. I .,,ehanon, Sept 23; '6l WINE ONE! COME ALL! Give 248 a Call at the Golden Sign of HENRY & STINE. JUST RECSIV.F,D. a very large and splendid' steclt - cif 'NM F NVIISTFIt GODS. which • • ti4t,i... • - wore' purchased at the lowest Cash prices, and will be sold at unusually low prices,for cash, or in ex ahanga for cogntry produce. Their stock consists in part . of the•follew - ing, ' DPy Oodda,Thiliee pima Goods. French Mariners, Cob urga, Tarantella Cloths, Lustros, all-Wool Durals, all-Wool e- Laines, Mouslin.Delaines, high colored Woof & Silk Plaids, Gingluuns, an endless.variety of Prints, &e., &c.. which are offered at very lofv prices by ' It tINftY & STILE. Silks ! Silks! Silks ! Just received, a splendidossortrnent of rich black, plain and striped Dress Silks. Also, extra rich plain and strip ed fancy; ail the rage! . Call - and see at the cheap store of HENRY & SPINE. Shawls Shawls ! Shawls ! Just opened, a splendid assortment of Long Shawls, P.sy State, Thibet, black and. Ethel', plaid; 24,A,a;111 Chenille ' and a variety of others,which are selling off fast, cheaper than the cheapest at the store of & STINE. Domestic Goods—Cheap Jost. Received—Mu-ons, Checks, °foghorns, Flannels, Canton Flannels. Tletzings, and a variety of others. which are offered at reduced priceB,l,,,y ENRY Sl . ] NE. For Mea's Wear ! Au:l received, a large and splendid assortment of French and English Cloths, at all prices. Also, plata, black and fancy Cassimares, French Cassiateres. plaids and side sti foe's; :7 4 attinets. Kentucky Xmas, 'Vesting's, and a varie ty of o,ther Gozals for Boys' and itien's Wear, which are offered low by HEN BY 4 4 . STINE. Now's the time to buy cheap Goods HINRY&STtIF,have.jI opened their Fall and Win ter stock of Goods. and their assor:.:nont of Fresh G 1:0CP:- it/ES nod QUEENSWA RE cannot surpassed in the Borough of Lebanon. Call and examin,".. at the store of Lebanon. Oct. 'hi. II ENIOr." & STINi. '''AFFLICTED READ!!!' 4,,t,s - twenty ts , o years eee by Dr. KIN ti MAN ; earner of Third and Union streets, Philadelphia, Pa. WENTIT-TWO YEARS' Experience has rendered Dr. IC a most succe,csful practitioner in the cure of all diseases ef a private nature, manhood's debility. as en impediment to marriage; ner vous and semi al infirmities. diseases of the skin, and those wiring from abuse of mercury. TARE PA RTICULA R *NOTICE There is an mil habit sometimes indulged in by boys, In solitude, often, growing tip with them to manhood; and which, if noMyeformed in due time, not only begets serious obstacles "to matrimonial happiness, but gives rice to a series of Protracted, 'millions, and devastating aifectleas: Few of those who give way to this pernicionr practice are aware of the :coneguences. until they dud the ner vous system shattered. feel strange and unaccountable sensations, and vague; fears in the mind. [Seepages, 27, 28, 29, of Dr. K.'s book on "Self-Preservation.l The unfortunate thus affected becomes feeble, is una ble-to labor with aceustomed vigor. or to applY Iris mind to study ; his stOp is tardy and week ; ho is dull, irresolute, and ongagoa even in his sports with less etter;•• gy than usual. If be emancipate himself before the practice has dhlte its worst, and enter matrimony;his marriage is unfruit ful, and his sense toile him that this is caused by his early follies. These are cortaideiations which should awaken the attention - of all who are shnilarly situated. REMEMBER, • " otread" ' Ea' plates h moll trader Dr. KINIIc.LIN S ment, may religiously con Ede in his honor as a gentle man. and rely' upon the 'assurance, that the secrete of Dr. K.'s patients will never bb disclosed. Young man—let no false modesty deter you from mak ing your case' known Menu, who, from education and respeetability.nan certainly befriend you.. la"— Dr. KINKCIIN'S residence has been for the last TWENTY YE,W4B tit the N. W. Corner of THIRD AND UNION streets, Philadelphia, Pa. PATIENTS AT A DISTANCE • Can have (by stating their we explicitly, together with all their symptoms. per luttvr. enclosing a remit tance) Dr. K:a malteine, appropriated orconlingly. Forwarded to any part of the United stator. and park. ed secure from DAIIAGE or CURIO= Y, by deilorEz press. DEAD YOTITIT AND MAKI:100Di! A VIGOROUS UPC OR A rREMATURS DEATH, KINSELIX SEUL PRISMIXAtiOX.---ONLT 25 CENTS. Letters containing that value in stamps, will ensure a copy, per return of mail. GRATIS GRATIS! I GRATIS!:! A Free GIFT To AU. MISERY RELIEVED! "Nature's Guide." a new and popular Work, fell of valuable advice and impreseivo warning, ailko calculat ed to prevent years of misery. and Pare TfiCUSAXPS of lives, Is distributed without charge, and forwarded by mail, prepaid to any Past Office in the United Staten, oo ravel•. Ing an ordor enclosing two postage stamps. dray.l6, OrelrdiAoaPeAs the ovoid, first cause, Springs from neglect of Nnturtes Jaws. SUFVER NOT! wnrai A CURE .IS GUARANTEED •1$ ALL STAGES OF SECRET DISEASES, Self-abnee, Narrow' Strletnees, Oleete, Gray el, Diabettw, Diseases Of the Kidneys and Bladder, Mercurial Ithenniatiem, Scrofula. reins in the nones and Anklee. dieenses of We Lungs, Throat, sore end Eyes. Ulcers upon the Body or Limbs, Cancers, Dropsy,Epileptic Vim St.Vitilie Dance. and all Die eases. arising from a derangement of the Sexual Or gans, Buell as Nervous Trembling, TAWS of Memory, UM of Power. General Week Dem, Dimness of Vision ; with peculiar spate appearing before the eyes. Leen of. Sight. Wakefulness. Dyspepsia. Liver Dirense. Eruptions upon the Face. Pain iu the Back and Heed. Female Ir. regularities end all Improper discliargee front both sexes. Tt matters not from what cause the dh-ealio originated, however long standing or obstinate the cese, recovrar 15 CERTAIN. and in a phorter time than a permanent mire can be effected by any other treatment. even after the dlseme has bellied. the skill of eminent physicians and re sisted all their means of CUM The medicines Are pleas ant without odor, causing no slekneee and free from mercury or belsa.m. During twenty years of practice, have rescued trom the Jaws.of Death many thowande, who, in the last stages of the above-mentioned diseases, had been given up to die by their physicians, which tea:- rents me in promising to the ;deleted, who may place themselves under my care. a perfect and most speedy cure. Secret Diseases ere the greatest enemies to health, as they are the firs teause of Consumption, Scrofula and many other diseases. and should be a terror to the ha= man family. Ae a permanent cure le scarcely ever of a majority of the cases falling into the bands of incompetent persons, who not only fail to Mire the die. eases but ruin the ronstitntion, filling the system with mercury, which. with the disease, hastens the sufferer into a rapid Consumption. lint should the disease and the treatment not cause death speedily and o the victim marries, the disense is en tailed upon the children, who are horn -with feeble con stitutions, and the Eurrent of life corrupted by a virus width betrays itself in Scrofula. Tettor, Dicers, Erup tions and other affections of the Skin, Eyes, Throat and Lunge. entailing upon them a brief existence of suffer ing and consigning them to en early grave. SELF All USN is another formidable enemy to health, for nothing else in the dread catalogue of human diere ses causes so destructive a drain upon the system, draw ing its tboovande of victims through a few years of 'mi tering down to en notirmdy grave. It destroys the Ner vous System, rapidly wastes away the energies of life, causes mental derangement, prevents the proper devel opment of the system. disqualifies for marrirge, society, business, and all earthly happiness, and leaves the -suf . ferer wrecked in body or mind, predisposed to Cuttentup -on and R train of evils more to be dreaded than death itself. With the fullest confidence I amen the imfortn .nate victims of Self A buse that a permanent' and speedy cure can be effected, end with the abandonment of ruin ous practices my patients can be reftored to robust, vig orous health. 'lite afflicted are cautioned against the use of Patent Medicinee, for there are so many Ingenious snares In the columns of the publio prints to catch and rob the unwary sufferers, that millions have their. constitutions ruined by the rile compounds of quack gootors, or the equally poisonous myg r ems vended as "Patent Medicines." I have carefully analyzed many of the so-celled Patent Medicines. end find that nearly all of. them contain Cor. moire Sublimate, which is one of the - Strongest prepara tions of mercury and a deadly poison. which. instead of curthk the disease, disables the Cyetetn for life. ThrCe-foUrths of the patent nostrums now in use are Put up by unprincipled and ignorantpersons who do not understand even the alphabet of the. WATERTA Manisa, and are equally as hiteof any knowledge of the hu man system, having onfrobjebt only In view, and that to make money regardless of consequences. Irregularities and all diseases of e uleto and females treated on princildes,ottablithed by twenty years Of practice, and sanctioned by thckeinde of. the most re markable cures. Medicines with full dir . sictions sent to any part of the. United States or.'Oanadas, by patients ' communicating their symptoms by letter. Sneistese cor respondence atrictly.conAdential. Address J. SUMMERVILLE, M. D., ' ORice No.'llBl'Filtairt St. - , [Old 5i1i . .109,) held* twelfth; • ^ ' Julr.B, 11451.—Hareti 18, 1867, ar - TIMM Emma , WAITZ ItOl5M tar kfilleat now • • . . • .. ( .•' ;:rx,^l..z, FR t . ,,,hi-s-mrt but wavii • Ou rollizrestreiiim, . • :-.“! Which -i!sito inicklp gone that vp - account it , be, a drogn.: • I.blTis Weinest inn? ;„ .Of old tron heor4 , ry ' tirolim now and etynne, u whew ; It first with life , ll= JAMES N. ROGERS 1 . 0 Cf MUM - • REMINISCENCES OF GEN'L WORTH. A young .gentleman who has for the past year been attached to one of the literary departments of this journal, (says the New York Evening Post) and who served in -. Gien. Worth's division in the Mexican war, has handed.us the following rem tniscentees of the deceased hero. They illustrate the two great virtues which he had in common with every truly great man—bravery and kind- news—and explain to some extent-the attaehmment and oven devotion-, with which he'inspired those -under his command:- Daring the siege of Monterey, Gen. Worth's'di vision, to which my company belonged, was oper ating on the north side of the city.. Duncan's bat tery had just repulsed a column of the enemy's cavalry froth the city; and my own company, which had been aeting as a corps of observation on the heights, was lying in a cornfield awaiting orders to join the mai 1. body. Two of the enemy's batteries—one on the heights above the Bishop's Place, and' the other across .the.river * near Fort Saldade—had disioVered our position, and were feent,g. for us among the tall corn with round shot and The Fifth Infantry and .Blanch-, arts bouisian - a yolunteet:s liad already crossed the river to attack For:. Solda'do. Oar'Position was gutting to bee little uncomfortable, V 9 ben Gen. Worth galloped up, accompanied hy two or three staff officers. "Who commands this company?" he naked. .. do, s ir," said Lieutenant Shackelford, raising his tall term from behind a corn hill. "Very well," laid the General; "go over there to Major Scott, and help him take that hill.. I don't want you to try to take it; I want you, to take it.. It must ho-done." *We'll do it" said our commander. "The General was off in a cloud of dust to di rout other operations, and with "It must be done" ridging 'in our ears, we responded to the lieuten ant's "Come on, boys; fall in !" and were very shortly hand to hand with the enemy: After Monterey surrendered, nearly every man in our company was taken down with the chills and foyers; nd myself among the number. I had hefiL pi::eviousiy weakened by that scourge, which it will he remembered, swept oft our unaceliranted troops "like rotten sheep," and from which, I be live, no one ever entirely recovers, and "tin chills" stuck to: me ;loser than a brother. Quinine and Peruvian bark would adjourn them for only a week at a Unto, at most. At Saltine, I went into hos pital with "the chills" for, the sixth time, and then had one of a- peculiar and dangerous nature, during Weller - Ouzo/ of which I was temporarily _ • I was then "as thin as a lath"--a mere skeleton with a skin drawn over—and so weak I could hardly etaad. Tho surgeon, Dr. Porter, a rough old Florida eamprhucr, remarked to one, in . the morning o l23 wax of encouragement; "Aha ! - MY . lad, you are going to die this timo." I told him I hoped nut, which was certainly 'the truth: He Inquired how long I had to servo. I replied Mtli three weeks. "Then,",aaid he, "get a furlough and go fume; perhaps you may get:ivell there.— You can't live in this climate, and wo don't want the trouble of burying you." • The hope thus hold out did more good than - Mod. icing. I prepared a furlough, and obtained the signatures of Lieutenu . n t Shackelford, Dr. Porter, and Lieutenant Colonel Child; who commanded the artillery battalitin. The latter told'me, how ever, that Gen. Taylor, then at Victoria, bad is sued orders to grant.no furloughs, under any cir cumstances; butes it was anextreme case, I might, apply to General Worth, if I thought it would fib any good. The next morning, with the assistance of any "bunky,",.l6bert Gam'ele, (afterwards killed at Moline Adel Rey;)l "walked up to the General's quarterseitud asked the orderly to say that wanted to speak to the General. The proper way 1' would have beer• to send in the furlough, bat I I knew that would fail. The'orderly at first reins- t ed to take the message, which he knew, es well ail I, was contrary - to all military etiquette, but final- I ly said he would mention it casually when he went in on other business. Ile went in shortly, and I heard the General say, "Send him in." 'S 'When I entered, General Worth turned towards me rather hastily, saying, "Well, boy, what. do you want?" -Then noticing my hatehet-like faoo, he added, "IlLhat:s the matter? sit down." I reinuioci•standing, however, and held out tbo I furlough. am siok, General; the surgeon says' I can't, get well if I stay here; I have only nine teen day; longer to eery, and I came to ask for a furlough." "I am very sorry, my lad, but I must. refuse it. Gcn&al Taylor's orders are to grant no more fur= loughs. • Hope and strength failed togetLr, 'and I ao cepted the invitation proffered a moment before to bo seated. In a moment strength returned— the strength of despair. I mewed addressed the General, entirely forgetting the difference of our age and rank. All timidity had vanished. 1 , know not what I said, but for five minutes I pleaded earnestly for my life. The Mineral fid geted with the furlough in his hand, and his eyes glistened, but ho board me patiently. When I had said all, his face was tipped from me, and I sat down. Ile made no reply until my heart ban gan to sink again, Then he spoke, in a sontolhat changed voioo, siewly„and hesitatingly: 'l'll sign. sign it, my lad; but yen must promise not to tell any one. I may be disobeying orders; but it is a hard ease. You must show the furlough if you are obliged to, but not otherwise. You promise me? Very well—sign it, Pembortou.' 4 - God bless him for those words!—they saved my life. I showed the furlough to the wagon. master of the train from. Saltillo, to the papaws % ter at Monterey, to the. sergeant guarding,l4' gangway of the lighter -at Point Isabegtand to issi lone else till I reaelieil.home,' • # Igo- A divine informed I,aallor thi;t - tlie peet. up.• s. ••-• "How. long Di-the:A:o6-Y' , ' • idol ' ," was the'djini . 41foto; Cre the whoieivorld." ••• •••- "Doee it," rejoined. ;OF; ..w 1 ;ga:.ii. lnbhee mightnit well be reed t ki%;% .• • . 'LTD t t CMMPS3 . `SIHDIgESB "Ae'stgun npon.the tranquil 'sok' . Imirtimie glory shine, So srtirds of kindness in the hettri Reflect the source divine: Ott,:then, be kind, .rorliedsrtk&A art, Tlikt:breathest mortal breath, And it Shall brighten ell thy life, .And . .sweeten even death." FISZA 114 rex* Taylor,? Jukeric Of. him-letter. from Alca mgt ;of %mom tisttaideletiharthis,marvalotge , Ampliifiak,thr sopPitsehinwthedalands2Warlilal: 4 l; i!Vx' ~Zi,f2ffiiiklalip4.l s atientipoeWofAhloigrmipraithei igtagain..Plothital tireAtinOilthel- 4114 : :Thikside 0f.740r50 147 . .:1 11 01,41/rislanl9l l 49PkoilOretarPen 1 . 644 _s soft larti*Y.APro o k UPI:1;14000 tholbralk .1 64 14.100 0 141 8 .V4. 0 . 103 411V - ,Pftthe.renoirned -1.41)1NT1'11i91y5.,,41#81., almost am, Cho,. ;ashen ords. - It is a,pity that the geographical illusions of sac - day; cannot. remain, "gonjearm, that,'_ he poise of bilegara can , be heard one Irtu-7- dr ad and twenty miles off,aud that "some Indiisnia. }' in their. canoes -have - ventured down with:safety?. Well, one could, give- up ,the Indians without much difficulty, but, it rather discouraging to out of the Falls depot for the first tirne,und,bearil no sound except "Cab, :sir "Hotel, sir.?" pc-of the Maelstrom, de.noted , :onmty school-bap map by . greatspirattwist,,whiehtsuggested to tne.,„a tTd utendoos=Whirl - -of..corolliiisavieiim.iii444 7 h ,the information that- "vessels, cannot, approach nearer.than seven milea."%--, In Oln'ey, moreover, there was a picture of a luckless bark, half way down the vortex: I had been warming my im agination, as we came up the oast, with Camp bell's sonoroul - "Round the shores where runic Odin Howls his war-song to the gale— Round the isles where loud Lofodon Whirls to death the roaring whale; _ , I • MEM and, as we looked over the smooth water toward Moskoe, felt a renewed desire to make an excur sion thither OTlour return from the north. But, according to Captain Rue, and other modern au thorities which I consulted, the Maelseorm has lost all its terrors and attractions. Under certain conditions of wind and tide, and eddy is formed in &strait, it is true, which may be dangerous to small'boats,but the place is by no means so much dreaded as the Batten Fiord, where tho tide, rush ing in, Ls caught in such a manner as to form a bore, as ;in the . Bey of Fundy, and frequently proves destructive to the fishing craft. It, is the general opinion that some of the rooks which formerly Made\ the Maelstrom so terrible hay.e been worn away,or thittsome submarine con vulsion has taken place, Which }MS changed the action of the waters; it is impossible to account fur the reputation it once possessed. Brandy that Makes Men Howl.—The man who Was once fortimate - enough to get a drink of good brandy at a state.house between Shasta and Sac ramento, on presenting himself at the sanctuni:of the Shasta (Cal.) Courier, will be rewarded with a very extensive piece of gold bearing quarts.-:- Since the days of '49 way-side hotels gape kept villainous staff.—Now however, it is snia to be pretenaturalry diabolical. It not only kills at the counter, but occasionally "reams" a fellow fifty feet distant, with a stream of water between.. A perfect idea of its quality may be obtained from the following incident, which at:mimed between. "dealers" doing business at stands Bve'miles apart between Shasta and Red B i lulfs. Upper Stand Man.- -(Sqtnding befdre the coun ter of "Lower Stand Molar) "I say, old fellow, you don't sell such stuff/ as I do. Mine kilts a hundred yards without rest r . - Lower Stand Well, I donq know whetb- - er mine kills, nventualily, or not; bit I always no tice that every time they . take a "suck!! of it, I can hear them howl all the way to your stand." A LEGAL DECISION.—We clip the following from the Paris correspondel - tt of the Memphis Deli- Appetit. The son-of a - wealthy Jew banker in London he ,.came much attached to a young Christian, with r whom his, father opposed his union. When theson found that the father could not be induced to give his consent to the match, he concluded to marry without it: — The'father then threatened to with ' hold every shilling from him, whereupon the son replied thaLif the-father did not intend togive him Anything, ho _would become a Christen, and ac cording to the law be would be entitled to one tilf of His fath'er's fortune. The father, much alarmed,. flew to hislawyer, to.inquire whether -such laW really wait 'elittence: Thelawyer's answer was in the affi'railitive, bit added that he would hand him over ten guineas, be would give him a plan by which he could frustrate his son's 'plans.: The ten guineas were quickly produced. "Now," said the lawyer, quickly pocketing the money, "all that remains for you to become a Christian also, and the law will notoblige you to leave your son a cent of your money." The Jew hurriedly seized his hat, and left the lawyer without any further remark. Levi Jackson was commonly ealled , ‘Old Dry,' among his neighbors in Erie County, Penn sylvania, and for many years he filled.tho office C;f: constable.. 'At ono or the Courts of Quarter Sessions, some two or three years ago,' writes a correspondent of the Drawer, 'Levi, having risen above his former office, happened to be .on the Grand Jury, and was made Foreman. He had never boon distin guished for more wits than were noecessary to do what he was told and now he was told and now he was quito willing to spread himself gaaerally The jury were sent out with 'orders to bring in all bills indOrsed by the foreman. In duo time he reported a batch indorsed 'Levi jeeksot.' The Court informed him that the indorsernant was no ity. ''That is;' said the Judge' 'must sign them as fOretnan.' Ito soon returned into Court and presented the billsonich one of them signed,'Levi Jackson, - ass foreman.' 'That was all that could be got into 'Old Hick ory's'-head, and the bills lied to be taken for bet ter or worse. Electricity of Kisses.—Learned women in the East are lecturing on c!ectricity, and standing on glass stools and communicating. with a battery, inviting tentlemen' to kiss them. Ae the faces come together, au electrid spark is discharged from the feminine's nose, which usually ends the experiment.. We have seen the experiment tried, omitting the battery and stool, but although, the experiment lice dreadfully trying to the pervious system, the experimenter usually requested a rep etition. The electric kiss—ivithout the stool and battery = is said to be something like tits applies. Lion of chloroform 'after the first disagre4ol!:t sensation is over, the patient bas adisposiblott.4 continue the application until it ii sontetimee aktt: death . of _ , Saliiisted.aa a, fine sal, for it is alto gether Who. ever knew a m "funny an" to be - a, biul One? •Oa "the contrary is not 11e, nine Jinxes ten, ,seaprops, humane, social and good?.TO ih'esitrailie is: greatAhing. It suitaititathis,rTigh places of life, "nlakeii the dispostitiiiie sweet and racy as a fresh' - raaidinikiss, gaiters suasliiiiaud lowers where--1 wirgo - giyee l this , World.a mud; jolly connte:. , nance„, wakes all t/lh girls as pretty. as June rtakii - attd• mankind , one ottkii.bast families oat. W. go in for fun. The man who wen's, ealtivate it must keepk•goisid-sisedkalf,frod4bitween Itr:ln.Alabitav farmer reeently had hia - bit: ter eaiaeff m4ltet,:for • short veiglit; and We:aa '''''''' that, the stow. from which, the ; butter. *as:inside mug &laded - to , the cramp, and that *Mad fo r abgin4k -1 WHOLE NO. 445. "Baptize the whole Army.' , . .. We have already referred to the relighlui tidal eflie Genezal whe added serrtneh lustre to the Higlisli artes,4oitig . the.nyir.in radio. - The kit ; leffirtraneedole yrita soled . i dler. llifrAhliliath itlif>*,aTa. meeting of tite, Hibernia Bible 86.. elettilt 'Belfast- . . : ... -....- .- • "itilitid.th tell iliem 'tilt Gen.;Havidoek- who is-noir' no - distitiguished In * India, althou linage • list, was a member, of his Os.r . , graham'sPaalsefen. rtvyelinrch at Boon, and hit wife and' daughter* were members of it . . for seven 781t17. He could , else narrate an anecdote regardiag i that great and d.which i h ad: he ar d i th e li psf too man, a a rota 0. ':Lad'Havelock: . n Gen.Havelock, as - colonel , Whe n of his regiment, was traveling_ through Indirvhe always took with him a Bethel tent, in which he preached the gospel and when Sunday came in India he usually hoisted the Bethel flag, and in.: vitod all men. to come and -hear the gespet—in feet, he baptized some. , . Ile was reported for this at- head-quarters; fez acting in a non-military and thiptieVtattner • and the.. 9outmender-in-Chief; GeT,tord 'Oeiliff;' , llinnti.ineti tbee li algn,' but • with the true spirit ef a generous military man, he caused the state of Gen.3favelook's regiment to be examined. Ile caused the reports of the various regiments so be read for some time back and he found that Col. Havelock's stood at the head of the list; there was less flogging, less im prisonment, less drunkenness in it than in any other. When that was done the. Commander-in chief said, 'Go and tell Col. Havelock., with my compliments to baptise he whole arniy.”. A horrible old rip of a horse belongieg to a doc tor was to be sold at auction. Be was advertised as "a celebrated horee—ltind in harness—had made his mile inside of three minutes—was bandy at the plough—and sold only because the owner had no further use for him." On the day of the -sale, a crowd gathered, among which was the doc tor; whom the horse no sooner saw than be be gan to manifest signs of uneasiness, which the auctioneer called life and spirit! The first bid was seventy five dollars, and soon run up to one hundred 7 -one hundred and twenty-five--one hun dred and fifty—at which price the nag was 'pro: flounced sold. The buyer (a down easter) paid the money and harnessed the . spirited animal to his wagon, informing the crowd that he was go ing to Cape Cod, where he himself belonged. He had not been abient more than an hour when he was seer wandiug his way back, not having got so far as Cape Cod! He told the auctioneer that he had returned to make some inquiries, which perhaps it would have been as well to have made before he bought the horse. "You say this ani mal has made his mile in three minutes r , 4yes." "May I be allowed to inquire how long since?" "Certainly; within three weeks." "One quesion more—where did he do it ?" "On the Rutland Railroad cars—down grade J" A friendly correspondent, writing from Wash ington, Pu., says : 'Like most other Small towns we have here a 'colored church,' were many amus ing things are said, highly exhilarating to the spirits of the few wile occasionally visit our‘floy i ti' meeting house. 'Hayti' is the name given to ;that part of our town where 'pussoris oh color' re ! side. One winter evening, when the colored preacher was _in the midst of his sermon, making :'ii most violent, if not a most eloquent appeal to his bearers, one of the legs of the stove. which had been loosened in some way, fell out, and as a na -1 torsi consequenee, the red hot stove tipped over at an angle alarmingly suggestive of fire. The audience of course commenced crowding out of the door like a flock of sheep. But the preacher I was equal to the occasion. Addressing one of his prominent members, he cried out : 'Pick up de stobe, brudder Batokr—pick up de stobel Be Lon' won".t let it burn you! Only hab faith!' Poor brother Boler tad unfortunately too much faith, I and'immedintely aiezed it, all glowing as it was, but nc sooner had his fingers come in contact with thelervent 'hen, thin he dropped it again,, and i danced around on one foot, blowing his skinless fingers, he exclaimed with all the energy which he could throw into his voice: 'Be h—l he won't? —de 11-z-I he won't!, Goan`! Goan! MORE Goan !—Startling stories are told of the gold in Venezuela. Native lumps of twenty pounds are talked of. The gold of these mines is undoubtedly purer than the California gold. The only way the natives have for getting it is by beating two rocks containing gold togoth er—getting that which falls out with facility, and then throwing the rocks away—thus losing a great deal. The milting season begins in October and ends in April, the rainy seasons preventing work the rest of the year. The mines are but nur days journey from the coast, and a company of Yankee, adventurers who should charter a ship, and take a six months' outfit, with moans of de fence against the Indians, might make a good nightof it, returning to spend therein! sis months. DOCTOR, RE HAS DONE IT.--A physician tells the following story—not without some -regret on his part for the advice given : hard-working woman had a drunken husband, who, when partly Sober, would got the blues and endeavor to do etroy himself by taking laudanum. Twice did the wife ascertain that be had swallowl the de_ struct:ve drug, and, twice did the doctor "eestore him.. Upon the second iestoratiet;„ the doctor addressed birn as follows. Te o good-for-nothing scoundroyyou don't wlnt to kill yourself, you merely want to aty:.oy your wife an 4 OM, If you want to kill yotirself, why don't you cut your throat or ..a put an end to the matter?' Well,away wont the doctor,.and thought no more of his pa tient until, some two - weeks after, he was awaken. od from a sound nap by the tinkling of his night bell. lie put his head out of the window and in• gulled 'What's the matter?' Doctor, he has done it,' was the.reply. 'Done what ?"John has taken your advice.' 'What advice?' 'Why, you told him to out his throat, and babas done it, and he is encomiums dead this time.'" Imagine the doctor's feelings. He hag since ceased giving suctitiirin9 advice. Or 'What has brought you here?' said a lone woman, who woe quite 'flustrated,' the other morning, by an eari3r call from a bachelor neigh bor who lived opposite' and whom she regarded with peonliar favor.- came to burrow rasitchtf Watches! that's a-likely story Why you Rieke a match fotintilf? I know what you come fer," cried the exasperated*old vivgin, as she push ed into a corner; 'you name here to litss me al• most to death Ihitiyou shag% withoat . .you are the strongest and tfia`Lord.ktiews you are!' goodstofjr - ii told Of aliaonntry gentlo. i zyzak" time;hetird - '4,Bpisoopel , oforiynian reed pitch of theea. 7 , iiitocragyond pridjf o 1,144164=h, "and when he "TeVerthonte" asked if "th4:PitoSe were "i!abaw, no," replied 110 ;:ftichz the ' • miiister 1 !" n eaves pilf - '"Atother," said a. little tey, 'the other - day, 17 i.riigTaf such a bad headache and sore throat, 7itdre dearr itsitedthe - *other; I L' ; witli;yoti - shall have BBerne . retorted the urabliCTWl've 'gat 'eta, St iloit't Aurt + l47.7 r Ctr Phan giliiett ♦ FAMILY PAPER FOR TOWN & CO , IS PRINTED AND PUBLISHED BI WM. It. BRESLIN, ratite 2d Story of &Ws New Bwldln6, Clunbez At One Dollar and Fifty Cents, a igh„laysznsinan, inserted ut the us ItATIP3 OF POSTAGE. In Lek Anal Postage free. In Pennsylvania, mat of Lebanon coorty, quarter, or 13 cents a year, Outlet Ws State, 634 eta, per 1% , If the ParlnEn G ALA paid In adinace, rata. "Art thou au evirent ter Wast lit thou att maw the rate Sitb:Adt.eroilivit eheer-ititapokee. ....21il.theAUTar teed is losecti— - - VA tat Aradezt bowl la broken t • iiiirocinrA mote inspirin g -• ikalsactii &111 youth, .1t hM hope* tut high ea holm, , it has Inbar, tt.kes.l'vetb." CARtING A. CHRISTMAS NEIL Mrs. Aca -Jane Doyle, who resides in Eighth Street, procured at a moderate good-gifted goose for the Christmas di nner selfaza two boarders. These boarders as and Barnes, (who has his carpenter shop Jr of Mrs. Doyle's house,) and his apprentice zo Smith. Their eyes fastened with an gaze on the smoking fowl, as it was placed table; for as Smith rnalicinaly stated, dinner is eeen at Mrs. Duyle's as seldom as may itself. The landlady Invite i Mr. Si carve the goose, having had too much exi in the process of cooking it, to attempt t herself. 'Barnes sharpened the carving-kt hewed away until his brow was covered wI spiration. Then he paused to take breat oft' his coat and renewed the struggle to 'll her the antiquated gander. At length, w , alr of a man whose brain has suddenly br mins.ted by some grand idea, he laid d , knife,went out to his Ow in the rear of tea ing house and quickly returned with a h. whose teeth, like those of the banqueters, "all on edge." Quietly placing one hard on the refry goose, Mr. Barnes brought the saw to boar if with all hie energy, and the prospect of vi now appeared quite flattering. But there something in this prUaectling which excite", indignation of Mrs. Doyle, who iaipaticatl; claimed : "Do you pretind that ileg,ant goose is to t''' that that it has to be sawed like a piece of timbe ~:s ! stead of being‘cut up nately, as. any Christian : ..::, ought to be ?" ',.. 1.7 e. "Tough l" exclaimed Burns, "why it's 6. - 1' that it might have been—" .., "It might have been your own gran rife t• Dick Barnes, and bad luck to ye; for its o :,'. your own kindred," angrily interrupted the I lady. t ..1' ... ,f , Here she endeavored to drag the bird away ',, Barnes, who not only bold on, but ungarl. ..,-. dealt her a slap on the side of the fane wit ';,. flat of the saw. Darting on her utulaciuns b.'.`', t er, Mrs; Doyle wrenched the 'saw from Ilk g '-ti . clubbed the handle, awl gave him =ores rat he vere whacks on the head and face with this -.:, gular weapon. The youthful Alonzo Omit the meanwhile, had seized the goose with bands, and was gnawing away on it with al ''--, force of his jaws, regardless of the fearful ear ' ll raging around him. While struggling to re, possession of his saw, Barnet upset the table, fell among the fragments of crockery ware, d i ging Lis landlady down with him, "to grace' fall and make the ruin glorious." The amoutt of damage k broken queensw plates and dishes is not estimated; but Mrs. Do -when she made her complaint, appeared t. more concerned on account of the injury don' her beauty by the hand-saw, the teeth of w., robbed her delicate nose of some of its skin, made several other unsightly execriatiuns oa -.; countenance. Barnes was bound over.--Ph 3. 4, Press. A lloomEn's CORRECTION.---ScMe ;Tare Rer. tlr. Kidwell wa3 preaching to a large ence in a wild part of Indiana, scd annoario the text: "In my Father's house are many mansions. He had serately rend the words, when an coon stood up and said. "I tell you folks that ere's a lie? I know father well. He lives fifteen miles from Ler toil in Old Houtuok, iu an oil log cabin, there ain't but one room in the house." Dr. Illorse's Indian Hopi IP! DR. MORSE, the inventor of Monts's hint,is:' Roe: has spent the greater part of hie life io teal having visited Europe, Asia. and Africa. as welt as America—has spent three years amoog the Indians Western country—it was in this way that the Indite Pills wore first discovered. lir Morse was the fire to establish the fact that all diecams arise from //hi of the Mood—that our strength, health and life dept upon the vital fluid. When the various paessges became clogged, and act in perfect harmony with the different finicains body, the blood lases its action, becomes thick, corn and diseased; thus causing all mtins, sickness and of every name; our strength is exhausted, our heal; are deprived of. and 11 nature is not emitted in thrt off the stagnant humors, the blood will become cl and cease to art. and thus Our light of life will lures blown out, flow important then that tr.-should ket VefrriOnES passages of the body free and open: Ant pleasant to us that we have It in our power to put a lathe In your reach, namely, Morse's Indian Loot manufactured from plants and roots which grow a• the mountainous cliffs in Nature's garden. for tt„ and recovery of diseased man. One of ri r roots which these Pills are made is - a Sudo , ;..n, which the pores of the skin, and assists merino in thrown the finer parts of the corruptio;,R.it hiu. Th e eece , plant which is an Expecto',ent. that opens and 'utt the passage to the hlOgs, and thus. in a soothing mat perform: , its duty by itrovring off pflegm, and other. more from the logs by copious spitting. The third Diuretic, wirier gives ease and double strength to the ney.s; encouraged, they draw largo anumtits of pun from the blood, which is then thrown Oct hoe -ally by the urinary or water passage, and which n not have been discharged in any other way. The foe is a Cathartic, and acrompanies the ether properti the Pills while engaged in purifying the Need: the see particles of impurity which cannot pass by the i outlets, are thus taketinp and conveyed off in great ( titles by the bowels. Final the above, it is shown that Dr. Morse's It Root Pills not only enter the stomach, but become ted with the blood, for they find way to every part, completely rout out and cleanse the system from al purities, and the life of the body, which is the blood comes perfectly healthy; consequently all sickuest pain is driven from the system for they cannot rt when the bed;; becomes so pure and clear, The reason why people are so distressed when siek, why so many die, is because thee do not get a mcdi which will pass to the afflicted parte, and whi.th will. the natural passages for the disease to be met out; hi a large quaotity of food and other matter is lodged, the stomach and intestines are literally overflowing • the corrupting mass; thee undergoing disagreeable meatatien, constantly mixing with the blood, ivt throws the corrupted matter through every vein and t ry until life is taken from the body by disease. Morse's PILLS have added to themselves victory in victory, by restoring millions of the sick to bloom; health and happiness. Yea thousands who leave bi racked or tormented with sickness, pain and angu and whose feeble frames : hive been norther] by the la tug elements of raging fever, and whohave been bra , as it were, within a step of the agent grave, now ready to testify that they, would have been nuts ,with the deed, had it not bon for tbia great and we fug medinine, norm's, Indiatißeot After one doses bad heen.talten, they were **dandy actor in why:Wittig that obarndug came Not only give immediate ease sad atteugth, and take away , nave, paht and anicaltb, but they At once go to theArandation - of the disease. which la the blood. be.plowtt, eapaehtfly by those who 'Pill*. that thiroin so cleans* and purify, that that deeply onesdp-vaill take its flight, and the . youth Oltd•bsauty will again return, and the pros) a long and ;nappy life win cherish and brigb ten yol Cestrzow.—Beware at a counterfeit suputd A. B. pstintoo have the name of A.. 7. Worm k Co. ban. Also - the signature of A. J. White & areiporitits... A. WS= & 00.. Sole Props . . so: Leonard Street, New yi Dr. Afolse's t are sold by ap. do I•4lalues. Agent* angel! :41 **err tOtro, - vill luunTet,in the lad& Liernes desiting tbs. agency. dotes as above ttzterrot,'"lrlee-26. cent" P.S . box, boos *ll bettoat on receipt, ot sl,postectiptil. Dos. 16 1.857.4'-.ly • • --'- • - 7- 111 ittee. NTIICE is hereby Given to .tits?S LEI3.LNI}N 11.1".1TUAI . INS e (, 5i Is*, that an'eleetionSorTWlilL'F'E D r^.o. - F patty, will be held at the Cotnpansi. oz Monday, the llth. day of xanithri. 185 - ; hours of -id o'clock, I.lolAnd i doldck , p. 44. Jolxeclown, Dec. 23 , WI • W. DAVIX, Ikl tISI4SI • NEISI4NTSI—* 11! Bleached and llnbleeobed of tll the 41*.i0 at iatetlowest eediptitnnylit - 00.14,Nr. mom ilOl6
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