American volunteer. (Carlisle [Pa.]) 1814-1909, November 17, 1870, Image 1
iSlie llolimtcer PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MOUNINU • XJ HATTON & KENNEDY , DFFKE-SOIITH market square. terms s—Two Dollars per year If paid strlotly !n advance; Two Dollars and Fifty Cents If paid ‘lrlthln three months; after which Three Dollars "in dp chanted. Those terms will bo rigidly ad h.'rfifl to In every Instance. No subscription dib miiilnuod nntl l all arrearages are paid, unless at tlieoptlon of the editor. iJrotessinnal c atos*. JJNITED STATES CLAIM AND HEAL ESTATE AO EE GJ VVM',, B. BUTLER, ATTORNEY AT r,AW, Oftirc in Frnrlilin-Honpe.-PotJTirHfi'bbvcrStrco*’ Carlisle, Cumbeihipd counly. Penua. Applications by mall, will receive imrfiedlato attention. * Particular alien tlon given to the Belling or rent ing nf Ileal Eatate, In town or country, in all let ters of Iminlry, please enclose postage stamp. julyll.lWO-tf TAMES H. GRAHAM, Jit., ° ATTORNEY AT LAW, NO.U SOTUII HANOVER ST,. CAnr.lSIiF. PA. OFFlCE—Adjoining Judge Graham's. March 31. IS7U—tf Jjl JE. UELTZHOOVUIi, 'attorney-at-law, CARLISLE. PA. * iJ3*onico on South Hanover Street, opposite Pctit/.’H dry goods store. • Pec. I. iwfi. jj UiMKIGH & PAKKEJJ, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. • OilK'o on Main SUoot, iu Marlon Unll, Car' lisle, Fa. . Doc. 2 WOS— WM. J. SHEARER, Attorney and Counsellor at Law, has removed his nllire to the* hitherto, unoccupied room . in the North East, corner of tho Court House. . Juu. 2S, ’(ill—ly W KENNEDY, ATTORNEY AT LAW , Carlisle, I'tmua. Olllco sumo as lhatol tho "American Volunteer.” Dee. 1 ISM. ' ■ eu. GECIIGE S. SEARIGHT, Den -rrsT. From (he linttimore Codeufc of Dental ■«•//. Ofllceal the residence of his mother Ktusi Louthor Street, three doors below Bedford Carlisle, Denim. Doc. 1 ISGS. .ana iffavrf jp K K 9 H A XI K I V A h OF ALL THIS A 751 r STYLJIA 11. A T S AND CADS. . Tiie subscriber has just opened at No. 15 North Ihiiuvcr Street, a few doors North of the Carlisle hejMJsIL Bank, one of the hugest and best Stocks ■if HATS and CADS ever oll'ered In Carlisle. Silk Hats, Cussimero of allstyles and qualities, Still' Brims, dlUWent colors, and every descrip tion of Soft Hals now made. The Dunkurd and Old Fashioned Brush, con stantly on hand and made to order, all warrant ed to givo.HiitlHluctlon. A full assoi tmeul of MEN’S, BOY’S, AND . . CHILDREN'S, hats; I nave also added .to my Slotnc, notions of difler en kinds, consisting of ' LAD.ES* AND .GENTLEMEN’S STOCKINGS Ncck Suspemters, OHlurs, Gloves. Pencils, 'thread, ~ iiewinu Silk. Umbrellas , dre KRIiME, SEGARS AND TOBACCO ALWAYS ON HAND. fill vo mo a call, and'exnmlno my stock ns I feel coniklent of pleasing all, besides saving you mo ney JOHN A. KELLER, Af/ent, No. 15NorLh Hanover Street. Oct. 1870. JJATS AND CAPS! DO YOU WANT A NIUE HAT OR CAF ? If ho .Don’t Fail to Call on 'J. G. CAL'LIO, NO. 2U. WES 7 MAIN STIihKT, W’luuo can bo Keen tho llncst assortment of HATB.A N D CAPS cvtr bnmi'liL to Carlisle- He takes great pleas ure in inviting his old friends and customers, am! ail new ones, to his splendid stock Just re ceived from New York and Philadelphia, con sisting in part of line SIUC AND CASSIMERB HATS, besides an 6ndless variety of Hats and Caps of the latest style, all ol which he will sell at the Lowest Criih Price*. Also, his own manufacture Huts always on hand, and HATS MANUFACTURED TO ORDER. Ho has t’“-*'hest arrangement for coloring Hats and all tciiius of Woolen Goods, Overcoats, Ac., at tue shortest notice (as lie colors every week) and on the most reasonable, terms. Also, a line lot ol choice brands of TOBACCO AND CIGARS always on hand. Ho desires to call thoattcutlou of persons who have OOUiNTRV t’URS to sell, as he pays the highest cash prices for lie same. Give him a call, at tho above number, his dd -Hand, jus he fools coulldent of giving entire satis faction. '’ct.hTO. linotfi flnD gTKOHM A BPONBLER, No Itf - , A Hanover Street . CARLISLE, PA, Thankful for the patronage extended* thorn borotofore, do now announce their usual largo Mock uf SPRING STYLES.of BOOTS AND SHOES FOR IiADIES* AND MISSES’,’ GENTS’ AND BOYS’, YOUTHS’ AND CHILDS’, which are unrivaled for comfort aud beauty Also TRUNKS AND VALISSES, MEN AND BOYS’ HATS, All or which will ho sold at small profits. Call ouaand all aud get a full equivalents for your Ulnupy. Oct, 12 IR7o—ly Q H i 3 A P COAL! 5 U ots. REDUCTION, On current market rates, TO FAMILIES: , Nut. Egg. HICKORY SWAMP, 84 25 86 so WllllEßllY, -160 5 73 UNi.or.K, § 4 60 5 75 WRENS VALLEY, . 475 580 Baltimore coal. 50 000 Coal delivered toulL partaor the town at the nliovo prlata. TO LIMEBURNERS: « Nut. Pea. “ICICOUY SWAMP, S-100 33 00 125 3 25 " -125 5 23 IA’KENS VALLEY, 150 550 t i® r( * erH NubJoef. to any changes In tho market at utne ui shipment, ~I'armer.snucl Llmebnrners, along the lino of ounnberlund Valley Uullroiul, furnished Co A[ tlt P | „' , llni?ly low rates. Ardors llllud with despatch. n „, _ GEORGE ZINN, ucl * 2n,7o—tf Gillen,co**- V iinmul PlttSls, RUCTION, Mr. XT’. A. lIABRIS, ‘iH, r J np . r,y un Auctioneer of tho city of Harris irg, has been licensed u United States AUCTIONEER, for Cumberland county, and would take n ''V no, hud of informing his friends that ho Is inn 'n‘ !, l l ° CRY SALES, upon the most Uea fcoiiutjtfi forms. ~*,J vll, K hud considerable experience as an tb 1,0 prides himself upon giving on i>(m Ml ,llc tb>n to nil parlies who may engage x i,Remember, my icims will ho made as o Was possible. All orders left at the p U A K K li I N HOUS E , • or ut the hkaim t e u • s or ric k , ttUlbo promptly attended to; or address, K A. iIAKIvIS, Carlisle, J*n K ep. 8,7U-tl , , . , . :_r,* 'Ay' , . . . . ... ell. . , ' . • . tI . • 1' 14 ) 10 IL,: r'f I /* 'i © , 7. • ' S. f.l 40 , i : , ..Y... :1 . ~ s\» 1 1 1 . '' '. •-.. ' ." '. I ) vl . t I • I . . •• 1 :t , ' NI 4 '1 1 ID - AT -- I - . . c._ , , . k --, i .t 1 .. 1 il , ( . '% a. ..., . 111 .• t s,J• . , t I Jr, J• • -' 4 ‘-•., r' s , - 1 i . rl . e• ,..„.... , .., . . . . . ~ . BY BRATTON & KENNEDY, <9c» (Boons. GOODS! NEW GOODS II •AT THE (lIEJP DRY WDS STOIlli, D. A. SAWYER, Opposite the Martel House, Has justopened alargo and well selected stock FALL AND WINTER DRYGO O D S , embracing overyvarlcty of design and fabric. Black Silks. Colored silks, silk Poplins. French lopllny. Lhipress and Mixed Poplins, Wool Serges. Wool Hops, Velouis, Victoria Plaids, Sluaitand Hob Roy Plaids, Colored Poplins, Al pneens. A superior brand of Black Alnaccns. wlilch for weight, lustre, and price excels uny other In the market. • 3 DO ME STIC GOODS, MUSLINS, 0 14, 8, 10, 12U. 15 CAI.IJOEH. ip;-;. 8, ID, I2<s. GINGHAMS, hy' 14. lo' i ; TICKINGS, 12>5, 15. 18. 25 DELAINES, 15, 18, 20, FLANNELS, FLANNELS, Ali tho best makes at tho lowest prices. BLANKET DEPARTMENT, A fresli stock of Whlto and Colored in from the mills.- Very cheap, ’ CLOAKING CLOTHS, Velveteens, Water Proof, SI.OO ami upwards. SHAWLS, SHAWLS, Broehft Shawls. Thibet Shawls. Striped Shawls and Blanket Shawls. Price* away down. NOTIONS IN ALL VARIETIES, Breakfast Shawls, Ladles’ and Childrens’ Merino Vests, Men’s Moilno shirts. Wove Yarns Zeph ors, Hosiery, Laces, Embroideries, Gloves. Jou vlns Kid Gloves. FURS! FURS! FURS I Fresh stock In from the manufacturers, less than city prices, ’ A full 11 no of Men’s and Boys’ uasslmers.— bolts made to order at lowest price's. We wit h over.\ body to call and examine onr cheap stock and got some of tho bargains, as you can save 2c per cent. • * <3, *O. D, A. SAWYER. D UY GOODS! DRY GOODS!! HARPER’S South Hanover SC., NEW .STOCK OF FALL GOODS, I take pleasure In ottering to ray patrons and tho public, a stock of DRY GOODS, complete in every branch, and not excelled In quality, beauty, and cheapness, I have now open a beautiful stock of FASHIONABLE DRESS ' GOODS, comprising Black Bilks, Black and Colored Air- Wool Reps, Black and Colored All-Wool Pop lins. HJack.and Colored Wool Delaines, Black and Colored Morlnoes, Rich Plaid Popllps, Ber gen. .Voiool*«, Fine 'lionise, Bombazines. Pure Mohairs, new brand of Double Waip Black Al paca, for beauty oi color, w-lght of texture, and price, it lakes the lead of any Alpacas In tho market. Fashionable Shawls, In new styles or Stripes nml'Plaids. ; Long and square Thibet Shawls, ali of which I oiler exceedingly cheap. BLANKETS, White and Gray. Bargains guaranteed. FLANNELS, in every variety. ’ LADIES’ CLOAKINGS—BIade Beavers, Velve ts'ns, White Corduroy. Opera Flannels, Plaids for Circulars WATER-PROOF I WATER-PROOF I House Furnishing Dry Goods, Table l.lneus Napkins and White Goods. All the popular brands of Domestics, at prices lo meet Hie lowest quofailons. •Merino Vests, whirls, and Drawers, for Ladies, Misses, Men and Boys. Knitting Yams, Zephyrs, Germantown Wool, pprsltuWooJ, and Bulmoial Yarns. Hamburg, .Edgings and Insertlngs, Thread Lares, Gnlpue Luces. Linen ami Lace Collars. Kid* Gloves. Handkerchiefs, Felt, Balmoral,and Hoop Skirts, Corsets, aud u general variety of notions, CLOTHS AND CASSIMERE9, Furs 1 Furs i Furs ! NohfSltnncy Insnylug that the prices trill be as low us any In town. All goods bought at tho head of tho mnrkct. for cosh, and superior inducements will bo offer ed at the Cheap Cush more, Cor. Hanover and Pomfret & is., THOS. A. HARPER. Oct. 20* 70* E W G O O D 8! • Wo havo just returned from trio city, with another very heavy stork of Goods, making our stock the largest ever held in Carlisle, by any othei House. Wo have extra good ana thick BLACK SILKS, COLORED SILKS, SILK POPLINS, ol all shades. SILK AND WOOL EPJNGLINES 'OOL REPS, WOOL PLAIDS, ALPACCAB AND DELAINES, MOURNING GOODS. all kinds. PLAIN AND FANCY SACKING FLANNELS WATER PROOFS AND CLOAKINGS, CLOTHS AND CASSIMERES* QUILTS AND COVERLETS, Carpets, anil Oil-Cloths, domes tM.c goods lu great variety. Shawls, Gloves, Hosiery, <ic. We have as a whole the most splendid assort ment of Goods outfide of the cities. We have the very best and most handsome SASH RIBBONS, In the town, all of which we are Belling cheaper and at smaller protlta than any other big store In the United Slates. Give us a call and you will save a good deal of money lu your'purcbaaes. & CQ Nov. 10,70, PAPER and envelopes, Lend nml alnto Pencils, Guitar and Violin Slrlnifs. Pocket Unolcs, n full line Artists Rub bers, bteel Pens nnd Holders, nt J. B. HAVERSTICK’S. Nov. 3,70. JVq'UItSINU BOTTLES Of nil descriptions, nt j. b: haverbtick's, iVo, 5, tfoii/A Hanover Street. Nov. 3, 70. IfMtel. WIIKJr TO woo. Boat thou Idly flak to hear At what gentle seasons Nymphs relent when lovers near Press tho tenuerost reasons? -■ Ah, they give their faith too oft To the careless wooer; Malden hearts are always soft: Would that men’s were truer. Woo tho fair one, wh a ivaround Early birds are singing; When o’er all the frngmnt ground, Early herbs are springing: When the brook-side bank and grove, AH with blossoms laden, Shlnq with beauty, breathe oflove— Woo tho timid maiden. Who her when, with rosy blush, Rummer eve is sinking; When, on tho rills that.softly gush, Stars are softly winking; When, through houghs that knlttho bower. Moonlight gleams are stealing; Woo her. till tho gentler hour Wake a gentler feeling. Woo her. whon.nntumnal dyes Tinge tho woody nrrfhntnlii; When the drooping foliage lies In the weedy fountain ; Let the scene that tolls how fast Youth is passing over. Warn her, ere her bloom Is past, To securoherlover. Woo her. when the north winds call At. the lattice nlohtly; When, within the cheerful hall, Blaze the fagots brightly ; While the wintry tempest round Sweeps the landscane hoary. Sweeter in her ear shall sound Love’s delightful story. Nisg4larttfuri„ JIY STEP-MOTHER. . *1 wonder what papa has gone to Gien vllle so anon again for? Do you know, Mrs. AJlen ?' 1 asked of the lady who acted as housekeeper in our family for the four yeats that we three children bad been written 'motherless.' 'I did not ask him,’she replied.. Her evasive reply increased my suspl- 1 oion, ami after twirling my napkin a moment, I said : * Well, we sometimes know the reason of things, and therefore, are not obliged to ask for information.' After u mo ment's silence, she replied: ‘No, Nellie, I do not know for wha; purpose your father visits Glenvllle.' ‘But strongly suspebt,'I persisted, ‘and so do I. Do you. not?' ‘lf so, I do not'think it beat to say any thing about it.' Two'davs after papa returned, and after lea, we gathered in the parlor, for papa is a lawyer, and did not stay in his office during the. evenings. Mrs. Allen .took up her knitting,Florie wasembroldering ui d I took up a magazine, but not to read. I had told Florie that. the next time papa asked me losing, I should sing tiie piece entitled ‘I Cannot Call Her Mother,’ and a-« I was momentarily ex pecting such a request, I was trying to get up sutllcient courage to do so. But papa sat in his easy chajr, with his head thrown back and his ej es closed. I stole a look at him mid whispered to F one, ‘Doubtless papa Is thinkingpf the fasci nating lady who la to be tho future Mrs. Gordon.’ Before Florie could reply, pdpa opened bin eyc» and asked me to play, and I rose with a little fluttering the heart id do so. ’ I look up a pile of music in order to gain lime, and looked it over, then laying it down upon the music stand, I struck the first noleon the prelude of the piece I had- said I would play. Before 1 began the words, Mrs. Allen left the room.. She knew what it, was, and thought it might lead to re- marks that she would not like to hear.— My voice never once faltered as 1 sang it with’ ns mu h feeling as I could throw into the words. When I had finished, there was perfect silence In tho room for a few. moments. I finally began a lively march, but papa in lemoned me, and said in a pleasant tune : ‘You need not play any more this even-. ing, rseiJie, for me. I hope you did not king those verses because they expressed, your sentiments, did you ?’ ‘I do not know what difference it can make to any one whether these lines ex press our feelings or not,'l replied, rath er coldly. ‘lt wi’.l make some difference with yr ur future happiness/ he continued. ‘I am to.be married soon, and ol course that will make the lady your mother. Are you not prepared to receive as such any one I may select, and give her tho affec tion of a daughter? 1 Morie hurst Into tears, and though I felt a choking sensation in the throat,’ I replied with some spirit: *Of comae i shall treat the future Mrs. Gordon with respect if she can command it; hut I have a mother , though she be in her grave, whom 1 cannot forget, if others can, u ith such apparent ease/ ‘Nellie, you forget yourself, if-you mean, to insinuate that I have forgotten your mother. I have not nor never shall; but you couldjnot umlerntand ray feelings if 1 should explain them'; therefore I will say no more. You can a'’t at your own pleasure about loving her, but you must not forget that she will be mistress of the house. .How is it with you, niy daugh ter?’ turning to Florie, and his voice had a tenderer tone than when lie spoke to me; ‘do you share your sister’s feelings?’ •Oh papal T do not want a new mam ma.’ ‘Why dr yon-care, Floile?’ ‘Because she will spoil our plans and make us .do just what we do not wish to, aud watch us all the time, and—and— 1 •Who told you all that, my dear?’ ‘Nellie/ ‘Why. Nellie T thought you had too much sense to talk to a younger'sister In such n way as that!’ ‘Well/ I replied angrily, ‘I would Mice to know if there was ever a step mother who was l ot as cross, and disagreeable, and hateful us she could be. i never heard of one/ ‘By what means do you become so ex tensively informed on the subject of step mothers?’ asked papa ironically. ‘Well, there Is a description of one in ‘Candline’s Tria’s,' and one in ‘Mercia Merton;’ besides, I have known ,two young ladies who were blessed with such usurpers at home, and I gained some of my extensive information from them.’ ‘Bo from the overdrawn pictures of trashy novels, and the sensation stories of schoolmisses, vou judge of the whole. If your mind is so prejudiced, it will take u more able advocate than myself to show you on what a flimsy base your opinions are constructed; therefore, wo will say no more about It.’ * * * * * # * * * The evening came on which papa and his wife—how my lips curled as I spoke the word—were expected. I bad just said to Florlo, ‘ What can’t be cured must be endured,’ but she will soon learn what frigid politeness means from me, and I hope you too. I'll own I’m anxious to see her, for I cannot exactly determine what coulee to pursue till I do. ‘I punted to ask papa how oho looked, but I didn’t dare to after you sang that song to him,’ returned Florle, when we heard the carriage at the door. ‘Smooth your hair now and pin your collar straight,’ I hastily exclaimed, ‘Don’t let Mrs. Gordon think you a heath en. to whom she Is to act the part of mis sionary-’ We had taken tea'nnd were in the par lor. I had taken mammas portrait .and hung it in the. room X«\orieand I occupi ed. Wo had one there then, hut I re marked to Florlo, ns I curried it upstairs, ‘Ain’t I good to save Mrs Gordon all the trouble possible? Now wo can have one apiece-’ ,* CARLISLE, PA„ THURSDAY, NOVEMBER IT, 1870, I felt ready nervous when the carriage stopped at the door, but I did not follow Ned and Fiorio us they rushed into the parlor till alter they had been to tho di ning room and partaken of some refresh* ments. As papa presented his ‘eldest daughter l to his wife, I rose and coldly offered my band. The ludy who was hereafter to. occupy..roy..dear mother’s place id The household was about thirty years of age, of medium height, good lookin'/, and a pleasaotsmile lighted her face, ns she held-my hand a moment aud •Imped 1 was well. 1 Later in the even ing she expressed a desire to hear me play. I did not rise immediately ; but when she said, ‘Do not unless it is per fectly agreeable to you.* ‘Most certainly it is.’ I replied, and selecting the one, *1 Sit and Weep by M> Mother's Grave, 1 os the most appropriate one I could And, I sung it with much pathos for my heart was full of grief and my eyes ol unshed tears. I rose from the. piano, and glunc- 1 ed at papa and his new. wife. Her eyes were full of tears as she said to me In a low loue: ‘You sung it with much feeling,Nellie; probably more because you cun sympa thize with U e author, uud I cun sympa thize with both. I have no mother, uud I too have loved— "To sit and weep Beside dear mother’s grave ” This was so different from what T ex pected that I could not reply, and merely bowed my head. As we entered the break fast room the following morning, Mrs. Gordon took the head of the table, and, foolish child that I was, felt the angry blood rush to toy face. I had occupied that place six months—ever since I had donned long dresses—and I thought she took mamma’s place and mine to. After papa lias gone down town, and Mrs. Gor don Florie and myself were leflat home, she chatted so pleasantly with us that I had almost regretted the part I bad deter* mined to act; but when the gardener came in, and directing bis remarks tome, asked if he should take up all the dahlia, roots for the winter, I grew angry and said : ‘You con ask Mrs. Gordon. I shall not direct yi u any more about the flow era.’ I did not look at her to notice the effect of my words, hut Florie said her facecolored. However, her voice was calm as she said, *1 will go into the garden in a- moment 9ud teii you,’ and taking a shawl she parsed out, leaving me asham ed that I did not speak in a less ungra cious manner. I need not mention every little act of hers that slowly hut surely undermined the prejudice that, I bud against step mothers which I had Imbibed from early childhood. A few weeks ufiershe became a member of our household she tapped at my chamber, and after coming in ui.d eiuing a low.moments, which was spent In pleasantconversation, she said to met ‘Was not one.of those portraits of your m()t . ' * * jother taken from the parlor, Nellie?' .'The one over the table was,' 1 replied, I hung it there a‘few weeks ago;’ ‘Well, If you a e willing I will replace it/ she continued, ‘so that all the.family cap have the same pleasure you do. I think your forehead resembles her’s very much/ she added, as she stepped in a chair and took it down. I had not a word to utter. I felt that I was killed with kindness; yet, after all this, I endeavored to maintain that re* serve of manner that I had determined should ever characterize my deportment toward her. The time for the closing of the school came, and I asked papa Jo get me an expensive set of coral and gold or- natuents to wear. ‘I will think of it/ he returned ; but when wo were alone he auid to me: ‘Ellen, If you call my wife mother, X will net thpMH for you. -I do Hot like to hear you call her Mrs. Gordon, es pecially before strangers.’ ‘Very well/ x returned, *1 can do with out them ; they are not absolutely neces sary to my happiness. 5 The morning of the'exhibition day came and as I was leaving the institution I saw Mrs. Gordon come outof thejewel-. er’aand walk hastily home. I followed, vexed and almost angry- I thought to myself, ‘if 1 call her mother at dinner, pupa will notice it ami get me the orna ments while I am dressing, and 1 cun wear them to the exhibition this after noon and to the party this evening. T wonder what Emma Andrews would say if I should us I told her I never would, whije I-lived, and I won t, so lbat’B de cided. 1 Dinner over, I went tip to my room to dress, fo. the exercises were 10 commence at twth As I stood hy the table, I noticed p email kid ease, with a slip of paper on it. I opened the paper, which boie my name on the outside, and read : ‘Will Nellie accept tills from her friend, Alice Gordon ?' In the box lay the long coveted ornaments in their satin bed. This last act of forbeuiunceaiul love was more than ev« n I could endure, a d I sobbed bitter ly, while conscience upbraided me for the past I, did not wish to 'go down, and as Klorie was dressed I wrote on a slip of paper: Accept the thunks ofyour daugh ter Eden,’ and she carried It to mother, as I (hen determined to call her. In a lew moments I heard steps ap proaching, and turning I laid my head on herslioulder and murmured: ‘Forgive me, mother.* Gently she smoothed back the heavy muss of hair from my forehead, T did not do this to buy your love, Nellie,' she said. ‘I hope you would have plveu that without this testimony of affection.’ From that day the moat perfect confi dence existed between us, and I ever found herulrue friend—a faithful advi ser; And now, though a decade of years have passed away, I-still remember the ion of satisfaction that rested on tier face, at the result of her labor-of love, when I yielded to the dictates of my bet ter nature, and gave her a daughter’s love and respect. A little child whose lips have just learn ed to speak that .sweetest of all words — mamma—is sleeping iii her tlny-couch at my side; and when I think of the future; of the little one God has committed to my cure, 1 pray to the Great Disposer of all human events, that if I be called to leave her, while yet her feet are id the thorny paths of childhood uud youth, that she may find as faithful a friend through a stepmother, as she whom in my early youth I learned to call by that name. This wide and unfounded prejudice against the class referrrd to has caused much unhappiness in' many families. Let ull who have the care of children do ul) In their power to disabuse their young minds of such a feeling. Experience has taught me that onejnay find a true, faithful mid loving friend even in the person of a stepmother. How this Timber Goes.—The present Consumplionof wood in tin United States is enormous. One hundred and fifty thousand acres of the best timber Is cut every year to supply the demand for rail way sleepers alone.- For railroad bridges, repairs and cars, the annual expenditure in wood is thirty-eight millions of dol lars. In a single year theiocmnotives In the United States consume fifty six mil- lions of dollars* Worth of wood. There are, in the whole country, more than Your hundred thousand artisans In wood; and if tiie value of their labor is one thousand dollars a year each, the wood industry o( (he country represents an amount of near ly live hundred millions of dollars per annum. It will bo seen, therefore, how expen sive are (he interests dependentuoou the production of lumber. Probably laws will have eventually to bo enacted by the leg islatures of the different States to prevent .such destruction of the forests as will bo likely to result in natural injury to the country, and it may Le necessary to en courage tiie planting of forests to meet the demands of the tuture. That waaucheerful ‘Fifteenth Amend ment*' wj.ien he was arrested for stealing half a carcass of mutton from a stall, but us a defense, that since he became a voter ho thought ho ought to ‘take sides some where,* TIXE OItKEN I.ANTERN. , I think I am safe in saying that Paul Stanford hated me from the time we were little boys at sohoo) together* up to the ; period of which lam going to tell you. Unfortunately we hud always in some sense' rivals. We were nearly of \ the .same age—our tastes were some* what similar—our circumstances In life much alike, and we were In the same classes and studied the same hooks. Probably it was more bt cause I applied myself Qloser to my studies than he did. that I outstripped Paul, and under all circumstances where scholarship was concerned, boreoff the prize. Naturally, be was quite us clever us I was—a little more brilliant, indeed—but he lacked ap plication, and we all know that to be come a scholar requires tlmeand practice : ami hard study, even if one Is a genius iu the begiuuinv. Paul had one decided* advantage over Qie. 'He was handsome and graceful, and all the.girls in the vicinity made him aware of ic. He was self-conceited, naturally—and the adulation be received made him vain. Nothing makes a fool of a man more speedily than to have the women make too much of him. Gay, and gallant, and courteous, he was to them all; but he coveted the love of only one. Florence Wayne was a sweet little brunette of two or three and twenty, and all the ypung men in town were in love with her. She hud only Jived in Marley two years. Her native place was Philadel phia, but her father’s health requiring a change of air, they had come to Marley and established themselves In u pretty cottage out on the Po % nal road. Florence was accomplished In no or dinary degree, and she hud traveled a great deal, which is after all the best way to educate one’s self. In Philadelphia she had moved in .the first society, but she did not hold herself above taking purl in our rustic merry-makings, and at the buckings, aud apple bees and dunces she was tlie life of.the company. To do Florence justice, she none of her suitors; was klud and cour teous, nothing more. As for me, 1 hud been a beauty-worshipper always, and when I met Florence VVuyne I saw for the lirst lime my ideal woman. My heart went rom me and never came hack again. In my wildest dreams Iliad nev er imagined ever so faintly 'that such a glorious vision ever could come upon me in dull, prosy old Mariey, where nothing ever did happen year in and year out. 1 hud seen very little of tue world, and was shy and awkward, aud the passion I feit for beautiful Florence, did not tend to make me less embarrassed iu her pres ence. The factofit was, the sight of her confused me to such a degree that! was al ways making myseif ridiculous before her, and 11 she hud not been the.kindest hearted girl iu existence, sue would have indulged iu many a hearty laugh at my expense. • • Once I summoned up courage enough to invito her to ride with me. I had as fine a horse as there was In the country, and a good buggy, and might have en joyed myself if 1 had not been so awk ward. As it was, I had trod on Florence’s i drees, struck her bonint with my elbow ; In getting Into the carriage, switched the whip in her face, and did a score of other i things which I would have died to pro ven t, She made me so terribly conscious ■ that 1 possessed hands and feet that must' he disposed of some way, and how this disposition was to be accomplished wan the question. Paul Stanford loved Florence.also, but his love, did not make u fool of him us mine did of me. He was always just so polished and brilliant, ami could say his wittiest things with the dark eyes ofFlo rence full upon him—just as well as if site had beeu a thousand miles off. Oh, how I envied him his easy, quiet non chalance, aud how chafed and irritated I was by the patronizing air he assumed toward me. But at last fate gave me a chance to do Florence a service—to prove to her <that I was not a coward, though 1 might be an awkward clodhopper Marley was a seaeoast town, nud it was to avail himself of sea-air and-bathing that Mr. Wayne had removed thither. Almost every line day he and Florence were down on Point Pleasant beach —Mr. Wayne bath ing, and Florence reading and watching him. The attachment between this fath er and daughter whs very strong—possi bly because Mr. Wayne had tried to be both father and mother to his girl. Sometimes when T could get sufficient cmira-e-to do an, I Would.go down* to the Point and join them, but these occasions were rare, because I coilld not make sure that Florence wanted.me todislurb them often. True, she always smiled, and made room-for menu the r< ck where she found a seat, butshedid notsmiie much, and she hud a way of looking out to sea which made rao faucy she was dreaming dreams in whi di I could have no part. — Stanford was not so particular. He was down at the Point almost every day when the Waynes were there, and the smell of bis cigar and his light laugh floated landward together on the sea breeze. It was in July that the manufacturing company fn which all my properly was invested, failed, and left me very nearly penniless. It was plain that I must go tonwork, and I was courageous enough to ' be willing to take hold of anything.which offered. But the times were dull, work* men plenty, and work scarce, and in spite of all my efforts, nothing presented Itself to me to da. I was gloomy and downhearted for the most part, and everything looked cheerless and appre hensive. In this mood, one gray Sep tember day, I strolled down to the Point. I had not. expected any one would be there, but us I turned an angle of the path, X saw Florence In a water-proof cloak and hood, in her old seat; and I • aught out In the surf the gleam of Mr. Wayne’s red bathing suit; Even as I gazed, and b fore I bud spoken-to her, a sharp cry broke from Florence, and I .saw with dismay that Mr. Wayne had got beyond his depth, and not being able to swim, the under tide, which was very strong at the Point, was .sucking him under in spite of his determined ef forts to resist it. In a moment I was buffeting the waves, and though I am a strong man and an Oxtra good swimmer I must confess that more than once I was on the eve of giving over and letting fate dispose of both myself and the helpless Imnlen with which 1 was trying to reach ihe shore. But the sight of Florence standing on le sands, her face as white as death- her arms extended towards us, gave me strength, and by and by, more dead than alive, I succeeded in laying the old man at his daughter's feet. And I would have risked my life over and over again for the u ake of hearing her say again as she said then. 'William Morton, may Heaven ever bless you ! You have saved all I have to love! ; Paul Stanford was on the spot almost immediately—very much out of breath and very profuse in bis protestations of sympathy. He had witnessed thodanger of Mr. Wayne from Coluey’s Hill, a quarter of a mile away, and oame with 1 all haste, but too late be of material as - sistance He hoped, however, that Miss Wayne would not refuse him the pleas ure of supporting her father to their cot tage. And so by his superior tact and address he managed 10 secure for him self what I was dying to ask for, the privilege of accompanying them home. But Mr. Wayne remembered with gratitude the service I had done him.— Three days afterwards I received a letter from the President of tiie Shore Lino and Point Pleasant Kail road, saying that I could have the situation ol station agent and signal lender at Buddy's Bridge.— The salary was a liberal one, considering the duties to be performed, and I was in debted for the offer of the situation to Mr. Wayne, who was a personal friend of the President. Of course I accepted the position. I was in need of employment, nod this place would pay rho bolter salary than I could ' hope to earn nowhere else by manual labor alone. It was n trust of responsibility, but I prided myselfon my punctuality and Integrity f and had no fear In regard to being able to do my duty. , • 1 ■ i The management of the switches came under my supervision, ami also to the or dering of the ‘draw’ which had been fix ed in the bridge to allow vessels to puss through. By day we used bulls as sig nals—if the draw was open, two green., balls were hoisted from the standard a few.rods below thedraw—if itwasclosed, and all was right, two red balls signified that fact to the engineers. By nignt, red and green lanterns were substituted for tlie bulls. Bo you will readily understand that any failure, on the parfof tlie sta tion-master to attend closely to his duties might send some passing train todesliuc tlon iu the twinkling of an eye. For two months every tiling went like clock-work. 1 hud an elfieient assistant in John Stltson, a porter Who had been employed at the bridge for ten years, and know all the ‘ropes.’ I saw Florence not unfrequently—she often went to tlie city —and al ways came Into the oflice for her ticket. Once when, the carriage did not come for her from the cottage, I drove her home in my own buggy, and had the of holding her sole hand a mo ment in mine.ns I lifted hermit. From the time I took possession of the railway station, Paul Stanford hud begun to manifest a aortof friendship.for me. I had strong suspicions that it was assum ed, though it seemed real enough. And, indeed, what particular object hivcould •hay© in feigning a friendship for me which lie did not feel, I was at a loss to imagine. I received his advances with a coldness which would'have repulsed most men, but it seemed to have no efleel on him. He smoked his cigars in my private room, and read his papers there, and talked to mo in a genial, of! hand way —so thoroughly friendly, that at limes I was ashamed ofmyseifa'id my suspicions. Thinking it over now. I know that by ‘hook or by crook/ ho managed to worm out of me all the secrets of myyhusintas —if indeed they might be callert’aecrets; but at that time I did not take notice of his inquiri-s, so gradually were they put. Meanwhile, I gained the confidence of the company. I was trusted with large mu ms ol money, ami was generally well thought of. Mr. Wayne invited mo to dine at his house, and.Florenco sung and played for me, aini I wonjii »j».«.«» perfectly happy if Stanford had not made IHb appearance and beguiled- Florence away from my side- One dark, loggy night—l remember it was Friday, ami it was in March—just as the clock pointed t'' ten (the hour when the Halidoo express was due), I heard the whistle of a steamboat, throe sharp whistles and one long one—a signal that the draw must be opened. I seized the green lantern and went out. Stllson was already there, for lie had been setting the switches and hanging up the all-night signal. ‘Ease her down, Stitson/ I said : and wo.todk the red lantern down and hook ed on the green one in Its place. ‘lt’s cussed inconvenient having this steamer come jest at this time/ growled Stitson; ‘won’t old Giles’—referring to the driver of the express— 1 won’t he swear at being stopped?’ He opened the draw, and just as lie did so, I heard the whistle of the approach ing train. But there was’no time to no tice . it—we were .fully occupied - with getting the steamer through. By some .mismanagement on board of her, she fulled, and had to be hacked, which took up lime, and glancing up, 1 saw with hor ror.- that InbUMiU of tbejrroou luntorn I Dud hung at the standard a moment ago,, the red lantern was Hying out like the eye of doom ! ‘Great Heaven !’ cried Stitson, follow ing my glance—‘(he red. light is up and the train will go to ruin, and the com- pany’ll send us after ’em to-morrow!’ - Like lightning shot rushed through my brain the thought of the switch ! If I could only reach it in time I could send the train up the steep grade of the wood track, ana before they readied the et.d of If, the engineer would be able to stop. J flew over the rough ground, aiid laid my hand on the irou rod of the switch. I had the key-in my. pocket ; I turned it quickly and flung buck the lover! And simultaneously a band grasped .my throat, and a voice I knew well hissed in' my ear 4 You moan to thwarUmo, but by Hea ven, I will kill you first!’ I grappled with him, and wo fell to the ground together. And the fierce thunder of ‘he on-coming train drowned all sound and sense ! A hot aulphurious breath of flame and smoke swept over me. I felt thegripof my throat relaxing; thenthere fell a period of comparative al’euee and coolness, and ever so dimly 1 realized that the train had run on the woo'd track and bad stopped. I put out my hand to touch the head of Paul Stanford—he who had sought my fo—but, great Heaven ! there was no head on his body! My fingers were clot ted with something warm and sticky ; uid, overcome hy the terrible revelation it made to me, I lost consciousness. When I came to my*slf I was lying on a settee in the station,'and a great crowd filled the room. I told my story—hy de grees—as I could remember it, and I could see that ray listeners believed it. It was settled beyond doubt that Stanford had changed the lights; he bad been seen to do it by one of the employees on the road, a stupid fellow, who could not think of any harm coming from it. His object was plain enough to me, though I never spoke of it to an} one. He hated me; lie was jealous of my growing popularity, and he wanted to ruin me in the estima- tion of Lhecompanyand in the estimation of Florence and her father. But he was dead, and when I thought of the fearful manner of his death, 1 forgave him most freely. I suppose you have guessed that X mar ried Florence Wayne, aud I need not tell you that I was happy. Pulled the Hair Out of His Head, —Mr. Charles Henry Muggins detests cbildren. and particularly smart children. His detestation of them is so intense, and he fakes such eccentric methods of mani festing it, that many of his friends have exercised their ingenuity iu endeavoring to ferret out the cuuoe. So have I, ami behold the result: Mr. Muggins is un unmarried man, remarkably trim lu his habits of dress, precise in bis manner of sneaking, and, I believe, acknowledges to the age of 30. lam sure that be would die before be would acknowledge to any more. He has a luxuriant head of hair, which ,ho purchased from a celebrated artiste, and which be loudly imagines passes with the community us the spon taneous production of bis own caput. Mr. Muggins had u lady-love, who resided a few miles in tlm country; and being de lained by u furious storm, on one occasion, at her father's house, over night, he was obliged to share the bed of her little brother, a very observing youngster of six years of age. The next morning, at breakfast, Muggins, looking and feeling exceedingly complaisant, little Charlie remarked, with a knowing air. that lie would 'never sleep with Mr. Muggins again, that he wouldn’t! ‘Why not, Charley ?' asked his sister, in astonish ment. ’'Because,'answered Young Ameri ca, ‘when he went 10 bed ho pulled all the hair out of kin head!* The murder was out. Here was a pretty situation for a sensitive man. Muggins has never Been his charmer since, ami his dislike for the rising generation isnccountedfor. What it showed A lady teacher in a Sunday school recently had occasion to Illustrate a lesson on faith by the story of a child who was told by his father 10 drop from an elevated place into hisaniiH. The father could not bo seen by tiie child, yet when commanded, It dropped. Upon the teacher asking her class what was shown by this story, a bright little fellow imme diately replied, ‘Unbowed be bud pluck.* VOL. 57.—N0. 23 STORY OF A FAiniFP/, IfORSK. Mnny years ago there livfed on thc.han ks of the Brandywine, In the Stale of Penn sylvania, an old Quaker gentleman, who possessed an old, faithful servant. This servant was a horse, and his name waa Charley. Now Charley had trotted be fore tlnrfamlly chaise for many a long year, to the vllago post office, to the Sab bath day meeting, and upon all kinds of errands. Old Charley waa ever ready to he ‘hitched upi* Not one trick had ho shown, nor hail ho once proved unfaith ful, and grandfather always rod© him upon such errands of business ns ho might have about the farm. The river divided the farm, and it was at limes necessary to visit the lot on the other side ; there was a bridge a mile and a half from the house, but there was a good ford just down by llie bank, which was always used when ihe water was not too high. One day in .the spilng time grandfather had to go over the river, but the freshet had come, tlie banks were oveiflowed, and ice in great cakes and Helds was coining down with a rush, so ho mounted old Charley and set off by way of the bridge. Arriv ing safely on the other side, ho spent some time in the business which Imd (nought him over, and it was nearly sun down when begot ready logo ln-me. He looked up toward the bridge, said it was a long three miles around, and that he believed he would try the lord. “ Old Charley cun swim," he said, as he rode down to the bunk of the stream, “and it is but a short way over.’ * Charley looked reluctant,'.hut"’alter considerable urging ho entered the stream. In a moment he was striking out bravely lor the opposite slime,, but in another, moment a great cuke of ice came bounding along, over* whelming both man and horse. They both rose, but grandfather had lost his seal, but as he’waa swept along by the powerful current,, he caught the drooping* branch of.a large sycamore tree, and was soon safe from immediate danger. The riderless horse pursued hia journey to wards the bouse, and soon reached, the shore. Here,, appearing to miss his fa miliar friend, he looked around, and, as it seems, discovered his master clinging to the branch of the tree ; immediately, and without hesitation, be turnedarouud and swam boldly tor the tree, and just beneath the branch lie-stopped, and per mitred my grandfather 'to get on his lack, and then, although quite exhausted, lie started at once for home. The scene had . hm*n wifHw» fumitu ui..l < ■they got ready with boats and weut to i meet the nearly famished horse; h» was i caught by the bridle when ueur the shore, ■ and the old gentleman relieved from his perilous position. carrier inni;o\s. Carrier pigeons, it Is announced, are now the only means of communication between Paris and-Tonrs, where the seat of Government of Franco has been tem porarily-established. Since the introduc tion of the electro-magnetic telegraph the use of earner pigeons has nearly been discontinued, although this ready means of conveying secret intelligence is still employed. They have, however, been more in the Turkish dominions than in any other part of the world. The advan tages to ho derived ,from carrier pigeons are very limited, as thev cannot be des patched to their homes except In peculiar circumstances. Tims carrier pigeons must he brought from the place to which they are to return within a short period, not exceeding two weeks, of their being let loose, and at a lime when they have ■young In their nests. The bird mu«t also he kept in the dark, and without food for fight hours before being released. The message is written on very thin paper, and enclosed In an envelope tied around the body and under Iho wings. Another inconv 'iiienoe, when (lie jour ney is for a b*ng distance, arises from the bird’s alighting hi quest of water, by which the mes-age may receive Injury and.lv> obliterated. In order to alleviate tin* pangs of thirst, it is customary to. bathe the pigeon’s feet in vinegar,.so ns to keep them cuoj. The instinct by which the carrier pigeon is guided has never re ceived a sufficient explanation, as other birds possess equal and even greater pow ers of vision, but cannot he trained to. carry messages.' When the carrier is let loose, it rises spirally in the air to a.great height, and then proceeds to its home at the rate of thirty miles an hour. The earner pigeon is of a remarkably large size, being fifteen inches in length.from the point of the bill to theend ol the tail. The naked skin on tlie bill Is very large, and is covered with red fleshy excrescen ces; the, eyes aresurmumled with abroad circle of naked red skin, and the wings reach nearly t the extremity of the tail. The carrier pigeons are trained at an early ago by being at first taken a few miles from home and then let loose; the dis tance is gradually increased until the birds acquire great facility in carrying mes.-ages. An actual postal system, in which pigeons were the messengers, was established • by the Hultan Nonreddin' Mahmoud, who died in 177 - Tins pig eon mail Jas'ed eighty-four years,or until 17oS, when it was destroyed by the Mon gols, who had captured Jiagdad. Soldiers’ Homesteads —We do not know whether soldiers are generally aware of £the fact or not that they are entitled to homesteads, at a very small outlay of cash, in the alternate leserved sections of public lands along Western railroads. According to an ollicial state ment from the Commissioner of Public Lands of the estimated quantity of these reserved seven sections still undisposed of, and now subject to entry under the homestead and pre-emption law, there are 4,350,000 acres in Minnesota, 1,550,000 acres in Michigan,'soo,ooo acres in lowa, and 2,050,000 acres in Wisconsin, of which the West Wisconsin Railroad, from To mah to Lake St. Croix, is credited With 000,000 acres, and the St. Croix and Lake Superior Railroads with 550,000 acres.— Under the Jaw passed last July, every soldier, or seaman, or oflicer, who has served ninety days in the Union army, or navy, is entitled, on payment of a fee of $lO, and other usual small commissions to the land nllices, to enter a quarter sec tion of land, not mineral, of any of the even numbered sections within the rail road land grant limits of ten miles on each side of the line of the road. This law oilers a chimed'to every soldier who comes within its provisions, of securing a homestead of one hundred and sixty acres of good land, which would coat a small fortune in any of the Middle States, for the trifling sum of perhaps $l5 or $2O. Every soldier who can command that sum should avail himself of the chance thus ollered to secure a permanent home. An Unwklcomb Bhufkli.ow.—A man in Petersburg, Va.. was recently awaken ed by a curious sensation about the face, when ho wasamazed to find his body en circled l*y a huge black snake, and the head of the reptile in close proximity to his mouth. The snake was evidently in haling the young man’s breath, or was endeavoring to insert his head into his mouth, and it was the cold contact with the face that awakened him. The young man. terribly frightened, made a desper ate effort to tree himself, when the snake unwound itselfatid escaped Shortly be fore going to sleep, the young man drank a quantity of milk, and it was supposed the snake was attracted by its odor in his breath. UKAIi AND a loving wife to her husband,‘will you nev er learn, my dear, the difference between real ami exchangeable value?’ The hus band, tired Of political economists In pet. llcoats, replied, ‘Ah, yea, my dear, I know yoni great learning and many vir tue-. That’s your real -villuo. But 1 know aUo thut none of my married friends would change wives with me. That's your exchangeable value.’ An American traveller says that when the Kev. Mr. Spurgeon, of Loudon, gets excited, bo ‘howla like a wilderness.' Uatca for SUpcrtfsing. be mscrtcdatTen ecu por line lor the flrsl Insertion* and flvo cen porllne for each subsequent Insertion, Quar o.rly half-yearly, and yearly advertisements In erted at a liberal redaction on the above rates Advertisements should bo accompanied'by the Casr. When sent without any length of time specified for publication, they will bo contlnned nntllordercd ont and onarged accordingly. JOB PMNTINO. UAHD3, Han Dnti.na.ctnotTi.Ans p and every oth description of Jon and Gaud Printing. OirbrjEf anir JSirtus. Tins Is beautiful autumn weather. November and December are the em bers of the year. Pigs arodooicred the wrong way—they are killed first and tlren cored, In Tennessee (lie farmers goad their tardy oxen with old bayonets. Punchinello thinks the English mis sion at present an ‘omission.* Pleading at the Bar.—Begging for a drink. Love is an internal transport. So is a canal boat. We are of those who sincerely hope that the “theatre of war*’ will soon bo closed for repairs; A new style of hat feather is said to be so long that it may bo twisted about the neck, like a boa. . Fame Is like a shaved pig with a greas ed tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow by good luck holds on to it. * I see the villain In your face,’ said a Western judge to an Irish prisoner. ‘May it please your honor,* replied the prison er, 'that must he a personal reflection.* 'Bill, you young. scamp, if you had your duo, you’d get a good whipping. *1 know It, daddy; but bills are not always paid when duo.’ The United States census reports that tlier- is n servant maid of 'sweet sixteen* at Evansville, Indiana, who owns real estate valued at $50,000. Josh,Billings says that ‘the lion and he lamb may possibly snmlirae lay down n this world together for a fu minutes, mt when the lions kutna lo git up the uuh will be mlssen.’ There is no such thing as a menial of fice when yon put a true man into lt. A B menial ofliee Is an office with a mean mau " i it; and it makes fodUlereuco whether ; is a king’s office or a scavenger’s office. Aunt Susan says men were in one country, ami ail the wo men In knottier, with a big river between them. Good gracious I what ipta of poor women would be drowrJod.’ A .lawyer in Terre Haute lately went tors have dug three bullets out of his frame and say there Is another one that they can’t find which will probably kill him., • Dick pays no compliments to lively Sail; she says she don’texpocl them from that quarter; you’re fishing for a compli ment, my girl.’ ‘No, Dick, not in such shallow water.’ An ill. matched couple Svere always quarreling. One day the wife pointed to a cat and dog that lay together near the stove, and said; ’Look at them; they don’t quarrel.' ‘Ah,’ growled the hus band, ‘tie them together, and see.' A western merchant is down on the newspapers. Ho says: ‘Tbur ain’t no sens in noospuper advertising so long as a man is'smart enuffto tend to his own bizniz, and kin stand at the doreand hol ler the fellers in.’ ’ The editor qf the Greenwich (N, V.) Journal has a novel way of making the winter pass oil quickly.. Ho gives a hank nolo in the full for ninety days; and he says spring comes as soon as he wants to see it. Sir, said a lamllulv to a boarder who had sent.up his enp for the seventh time, ’Von must be very fond of octree?’ ‘Yes,’ inadamo, I am,’ ho replied ‘or I never should have drank so much water to got a little.’ . A shut up.—A Paris banjeer showed Demidofl a pin of Malachite, and asked him whether it was not beautiful. ‘Very,’ said the prince. I have a mantle piece and a door made of exactly chesame qual i y.’ Candid.—‘-How much water do you put in your milk-?’ asked u man ofaboy, who delivered on one of the milk routes. *Wo don’t put any watM* in it,’ replied the boy. ‘What do you put in it then?’ ‘lcesaid the candid youth. • A gentleman advertised in a Charles ton paper, ihe other day, for three swift ■writers,' The types made it three swift waiters. Such a crowd of negroes sur rounded th*» office the next morning that the editor mistaking their motive, was about to bundle up and leave by the back door. In Massachusetts, recently, a wealthy bachelor married, off hand, a beautiful young lady, whom he caught inspecting cook Moves at theStaio fuir. Since then you can’t get within forty rods of the 'stove department* for the crowd.of prettv girls. Thu following is a contemporary’s de scription of a Western lynching: ‘ Mr. Lyon, of lowa, who owned several horses belonging to other'parties, recently dis located his vertebra*, while performing trying feat’s at a rope’seud, for theamuse ment of a large crowd.’ The ladles of a church in Chicago ad vertise their third annual hot dinners, at Metropolitan Hull, continuing through the week, from 12 to 3 each day.’ When you cannot have strawberry festivals.why not get up a taking substitute ? The parish of Lemlngton, Illinois, was disturbed Sunday before lust by the non arrival of the pastor, when the sexton rose in his seat with awful solemnity and said : ‘There has been a duplex ar. ival of the mall.. Our worthy shepherd has two little lambs added to his dock. Twins brethren, twins. Let us pray.’ ' Fanny Fern comes to the defence of old maids in this style : ‘The fact is the Modern Old Maid is as good as the Mod ern Young Maid, and a great deal better, to those who have outgrown bread and butter.- She has sense aa well as fresh ness, and' conversation “and repartee as well as dimples and curves.’ ‘1 hope you will be.ablo to support me,’ said a young'lady while walking out one day with her intended, during a slippery stale of the pavement, ‘Why, yes,’ said the somewhat hesitating swain, * with 1 some litt‘e assistance from your father !’ There was some confusion and profound silence when the lover’s colloquy had ended. A ckhtain party from Down East came to Storm Lake, Wis., the other day, to view the farm he had purchased having paid §4.50 per acre forlhe whole of section 10. range, etc. He found that bis farm was in the very centre of the lake, many feet under water at thp shallowest point. He takes no more stock in real, estate In that immediate vicinity. It is too badly watered. A Hkooklyn man is accused of visiting a restaurant, when Impecunious, and ta king a seat at the table with a portly countryman, who was discussing a 26 cent plate of hush. The Brooklynite call ed for and ate a live dollar dinner, then gracefully handing a paper he had been reading to the countryman, dexterously changed checks with him and went off, *M v dear Mrs Jones,’ said Mrs. Brown ‘come near to my bedside; lam dying and I wish to say a few words to you.’ * ‘Yes,inarm, * sighed Mrs. Jones. ‘Well Mrs. Junes,’ ejaculated Mrs. Brown, ‘you and I have had a good many tifla in our day, and now I part with you in peace; can you forgive me?' *Yea inarm,’ sighed Mrs. Jones; Jindeed, in deed lean!’ ‘Am I forgiven ejac ulat ed Mis. Drown. ‘Yes maim,' respo ndod Mis. Jones with difficulty, in i ,*onso quence of the intensity of her un* gulsli; and then she attempted to weep b er * ay out of the dying woman's room. . Stop a moment, my dear Mrs. Jones,* e ald the expiring Mrs. Brown, ‘l've another word to say. I wish to have ' under stood that If I get well everyth goes back, aiid we stand op the BR mO old ground.! ‘Suppose all the