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Getting ready for Joy, For ezoitement'nnd mirth— Getting ready to grup ■ All &e ranSblnepf earth; Getting ready for pleasnre Again and again, Bat never getting ready For pain t Getting ready to .drive Sharp bargains In trade; J Getting ready far wealth By plans ably laid; Gctt ng ready to win By the means that we use,* But never getting ready To lose I . Getting ready for home,' For husband or wife— . Getting ready tor children. For honor and life; Getting ready tor fame, With Its vanishing breath, Rat hardly getting ready For Death! IfltecellaueDiis. THE SGHOOUtAOTEB OFBOSCHPKCH. Bonchuroli, in the Isle of Wight, is a picturesque village on the upper dim of Voutor. Here, some year* since, lived a poor schoolmaster who rented a cottage of two nous for a dwelling, and a barn for the school. He was self-educated in the common elements of knowledge, and bad made the human heart big study; and it was his deligbt.notmerely to teach the mechanical parts of reading,' Writing and arithmetic, out also to influence .the moral and intellectual powers of his chil dren, and to strengthen, elevate and pu rify them. In this aim he bad but one text book—the Gospel of the Great Teach er ; and in this be learned one lesson es pecially —that ‘it is good to seek to, save that which Is lost.’ Like all of his order, the master in his school bad to contend with boys Who could not leami and boys who would not. But the boy whc gave him the most trouble could and did learn ; only he Was so intractable in bis general conduct, and such an Imp of .mischief, that it was a ceaseless perplexity with tbs good master what ought to’be done with him. The master hod no worldly motive for re claiming so difficult a charge, since he gained not a penny by it; and. he felt a Christian yearning towards the lad who was an orphan and was not without prom ise of better things. - *• Harry. Harry, look In my faoo sir I’ exclaimed tbe master* one day, in his vety sternest tones. , 1 Harry lifted up his, bold, handsome and always dirty face, surrounded with a mesh of dork, curly..hair, and made a comic grimace; but when his bright eye met that of the master; he glanced aside, as if something pained him* •Harry Bonner, you were last night stealing neighbor Watson’s apples^’ • Was I, master?’ • 1 His tone in mock innocence and sim plicity excited sudden laugbter in tbe school, and,tbe frowuof the master could scarcely Check It. end ..T.tell, vnu, Har. ry,’ said the master, r lf you go on in this way you will, come to some bad end.’ ■ 1 1 hope not, master.’ " A stout leather strap was produced. ’ Hold out your hand,’ saia'the master. • Noi, thank you.’ ‘Hold out your hand.’ . • Rather not, if it’s all tbesame to yon, slr.’_ ~ • I Insist.’ _■■ . The hand was held out very firmly, Harry winking hard; the strap descend-* od, and then with an affected howl, end ing In the laugh of a young savage, the culprit went back to his form—only to plan hew offences. . ■ ■ ‘ Heel this Is not the way to reolalmi that boysaid the master, after school,, to his Bister,' an . Invalid .dependent upon hlm. who sat all day 1m an : easy^chair generally, engaged In knitting dapple arov worsted stockings; ‘yet what else amTto do with him J he la excessively i hardened, full of courage and cunning; I never met with a boy. so precociously wicked ; everybody propheales evH of his future life* He defies restraint. He has robbed every orchard within ten _ miles, and really. S often fancy he does it out of mbro 16v« ofLaduanturo anti peril. - - . • yourstrapwlll do him no good,’. said the Sister quietly. n . ■ .•What then .will 7’ . ' Patient kindness, and instruction am) i * - * Why, does he not know that I.have almost paid his uncle, the blacksmith, to let him come to school; that I send him vegetables out of my . garden every now and then to keep him In good humor ?’ ‘ Harry knows you are his only true friend; and thinks more of one gentle word from' you, than -all of your mows with your strap. Jse,haa far too pinch violent usage at home.’ •That is true; you are right.’ One afternoon Harry Bonner left bis seat at the head of the high form, flung bis book aside, and planted himself at the window, whence ho enjoyed the view of the sea, and of a man-of-war that had approached near the. shore, in order, as Harry had heard it rumored, that Us crew of seamen for tbeFrenoh war might be reornlted by forcibly Impressing men along the coast. : Harry was engaged in easy ooptempla-, tlon of this prospect, when, the master es pied how ho was using his time. . ‘ What are you doing there, Harryßon ner? Where is your book V ■ Have yon learned your lesson 7’ •No.’ ‘Then, sir,/you, shall learn a. double lesson before dinner.’ - _, ■■■ ‘I like double lessens, ’ said Harry, flinging himself back in his place, And learning rapidly a long row of words and meshings. • -- Before dinner tiroohad oome, the dou ble lesson was perfectly mastered, and bard sums got ■ through—-for sums and lessons wore all play to him. •• • . The master looked at him with feelings of pity t regret, and admiration. • . /bn. my boy/ sold he. 1 how can you throw away such abilities on mischief iand wickedness? r - . . f i Harry colored up to the temples ; hip eyes flashed and moistened; he was go*, ing to make a passionate reply, but turn ed abort round, and went out of, the school whistling, with his hands .thrust whlpcorein, the pook.ta of his ragged corduroys.-. B eside the pond ln the center of thavlUage bo stoppednnd looked, jealously, aronne* Seslhg he was unobserved, he pulled out the marbles and tbp from bis pocket ond flung them into thp water. -'*■■■ ■ P • There,'■satd ho. ‘;nrtw-r Bhßll,»tveup nonsense and ,’ahbw- the -master 'and show everybody what I can do, I’m thirteen years old and shall soon bon man,' and I must look out for myself, 1 as th, master says I am clover, and have got good abil ities ! I feelU-tbatldol’ . Ho walked on, still talking with him. self; presently he ljurst Out, 1 What does uncle hate me for,Xshoula like to knots 7. What harm huve'l dona him? Wbpt’s ho always- threshing, ms torf Why don’t J)0 lot me alone?’ ; Again -he went on, every n9W 9“0 than loitering-tothink,. . , , . . i *1 wish,’ said he, turning his pockets In.ldo out, ’I only v?lsh I had some money tb Wlth this fresh wish on his Ups, ho CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 16,1869. went Jnto tbe dirty cottage of bis uuole.— It was a homestead that did-anything but credit to lta oooopants. -The floor \fras unswopt, the hearth covered, with cdke and potato peelings; the remnants'or a' dinner of the. .meanest hind, were mat* tered over tbe table. The -boy. felt,<qia gustod. He looked at hlsauhi, sitting;ln a dirty cotton gown and discolored cap.: in the chimney corner, and compared to the schoolmaster's suffering-slater, who ever looked so neat and clean.* j ! 1 Tbe passion for change and Improve ment that had silently been taking place In'Harry’s breast was.momentarily be coming more developed. ' Ali'atonee he said to bis aunt; - 1 Aunt, can you give me a little money —ever so little?’ ‘ Money I’ she looked at him In surprise. ‘ What do you want with money V’ 1 Never you mind ; only see, lf I don’t pay you book some day, and plen ty of It.' i ‘ A violent blow, from behind sent the. boy reeling against tbe wall. Thefe>tdod his savage uncle, with bis fist doubled, and his face distorted with intoxication. ‘ I’ll teach you to ask for money,’, .Said he, and other blows and fierce abuse fol lowed. The boy started forward Into the cen tre of the room and gazed . with steady boldness into the tvrant’s.faoe and said.f, ‘ You have done Doming butru-use mo since my father died. I have never ddna I yeti any barm, and I’shan’t 7 boar any more of It.’ . The blacksmith caught up a heavy stick. ‘ Will yon not?’ ‘No, I will not; so take care whatyou'ro about;’ 1 I’ll break youfsplrlt,or I’ll break eve ry bone In your body.’ * You won’t do either.’ ' •We'll try that.’ The blacksmith rushed forward to grasp Harry by the collar, and Harry sprung to meet him with wild resistance. They stood foot to foot and hand to band, wrestling for-the mastery, when the doitr opened, and the schoolmaster entered.— Instinctive reverence for-the good man caused the blacksmith to pause, and the boy broke from him trembling violently, and now subdued to tears. ' I am sorry to see this,’ said the master, * what Is the matter?’ The blacksmith muttered something, and. his wife took'the stick from his hand. : ‘ They are always'quarreling, l said she. ■ 11 W hat have I done!” oxolnlnled Har ry, but it don’t m.attef, : master; I like you—you have been good-to me and; I shall think of it; but as for him—l hate him and despise him, and I have nothing' to thank him for; and after this day! will never see his face again, nor eat of bis bread.' In an instant the dad was gone. ■ • Some hours after, the master returned home, and the first thing be did was to take bis strap from the table and put It in the fire. . His sister smiled but said nothing. , Afterwards they conversed together re specting Ibepoor boy, and the master ex pressed some uneasy apprehensions as he repeated Harry’s words- on going oft.— Those apprehensions Increased when it became known through the village that Harry Bonner was missing and could not be'found* ' At dark the villagers were traversing the road with lights—the old upper road, which viewed from the lower Clift's, ap peared but as a lofty terrace out on the green mountain side. . At that time the now. flourishing town ofVentor had scarce begun to exist; only a few bouses relieve the plotureapue wlla ness of the scenery, amid which the sounds of the villagers formed an exci ting accompaniment to the dash of the waves among the numerous breakers and the fury of the equinoctial gale. thl^d“?o rt a^wtodtSg ,i 'Seßne‘«l , e v iaBiBj the upper oilft, did the villagers continue moving with their lights long after mid night, for the parting threat of the boy had caused a general belief that be had committed some rash act—perhaps thrown himself over the ollfib, or Into theses. ■ . ■ „ ■What else could have become of him 7 He had neither money nor food, nor clothes, nor friends, nor any hope of help of any kind that any one knew out of' Boncburoh. One person hinted at gyp sies, another at smugglers, andjthe bold, energetic character of the.boy, made the master fancy it might be possible he had joined one-or the. other.. But gypsies; had not been seen in Boncburoh for many mnulba. and the smugglers of that part! of-tbe island were well known to the res idents, and on good te'rms with them,and i they denied any knowledge of the boy. Gradually the search ceased, except on the part of the schoolmaster, who walked in every direction, inquiring and exam- ■ ining. But at last, ho too, lost hope ;.and as he stood in Ventor Cave when a stor my night was darkening around, and the" winds and waves raged In fearful unison, ha felt , a melanoholly. conviction that Harry Bonner was-lost forever. Twenty years tolled away, and the die appearance of the boy was still a pro found mystery. ■ The blacksmith huddled of intemper ance and :no one lamented him. The schoolmaster’s slater needed nothing more In this world. Moat of Harry’s schoolmates were dead, andof those who survived, scarcely any remained in the village. All was changed; but the schoolmaster lived in his bumble cottage and kept school. But he was grown old, and solitary, and lnfirra; and so poor that he was almost reduced to a shadow with bard living. - In bis best days he eked out bis little income by cultivating a few vegetables and common fruit; and this was still bis resource when he could hobble out on flue days into his patch of gardengronnd. His spirits had been unusually depressed by the decline of his strength, his pover ty, his forlorn condition, and the mem ory of his sister, when at sunset one day be stood at his school room window,look ing toward the sea. The lattice was open for the weather was warm, and his withered face felt refreshed by the breeze that played over it.. But that which chiefly detained him there, and held him in a kind of fascina tion, was the unusual appearance of a ■ship of war, one of the moat imposing size, moored'near Venter* The old man’s memory was quickened by the spectacle, and he thought of Har ryßonner, who on the day. of hla disap pearance had been detected by bimwatoh fng Just such a vessel, while bis-neglect ed book was thrown aside on the form.. Gazing and tousing the-master stood while the shadows of twilight gathered over the scene; the uaate and rigging of the chief object of his attention grew In distinct, darkness came’qulokly and with it a storm, vi blab had been in preparation some hours. . . - ' The master hastily closed thaJattlco os a flash of lightning broke in upon his musingai He turned to leave the school room and to enter bis cottage; but what .figure was that which, amidst the obscu rity appeared seated on the identical spot on the chief form, whore- Harry.Bouner sarwben be,learned With suohV surpris ing rapidity his, doable lesson, after watching the maa-pf-war, from the .win dow? ! . 1 The schoolmaster had grown nervous and rather fanciful,-and iknow not what he. immaglnml. it might bo;,. but bis breath parae qulok and .short for an in-! slant and then he asked in a falnt -volco, !Who,la there?’ ’ * ' A manly .voice replied, ‘Ouly Harry Bonner.’ The lightning lit up the whole of the large dreary looking sohobl-hwm.hnd re vealed to the schoolmaster the -figure of a naval officer oh whose breast 'guttered decorations of rankaud honor. , Darkneaainstantlyfiuoooeded.os the officer started'from tho torta audgrasped the band of tbh itnhstetwlth a strong and agitated, pressure p tbpnthp twonnoved quickly; ana. silently,along, the'cottage while the thunder crashed; overhead. The excitement of the moment ooofos; ed the faodltlee of the old man; aud as 1 thfl, offlOor jOII holding hi* hand wits' thatfervailt grasp, gazed In his eyes by the dim light of tbe cottage Are, he utter ed some Incoherent words obont Harry Bonner, and the ship and the double les son ; bat when Tie behold theoffleeroov ered his face with his" disengaged hand and weep, bis brain rallied Its disordered perceptions.. Helgnited a' rush light that stood on the'.mabtle shelf.'and as the of ficer withdrew hlahand slowly from bis face, .the master passed the. Debt before those. brown and scarred, .yet handsome features, lu whose strong working of feel ing, if nothing else, be recognized his long lost but unfortunate scholar. •Tbe officer suddenly clasped the old man'S'handi -‘My dear old master I’ he exclaimed, t r *: The old- mitt was too weak for the sud den surprise) he put his baud to hie brow gazed vacantly, gasped fur breathand his lips moved without a sound. The officer placed him teuderly in tbe old wlcbpt ebair, in which tbe knitter of the dapple gray worsted atooklnue 'used to sit; then; the old man grasped one of his arms, add looking up said morn fully, and shook hie bead; . She Is not here.— Hho said to the lost Harry Bonner would be found some day: and now she Is not here. . • ‘Dead, la 'alio , ‘Oh,yea... . » There was a short silence, solemn and sad. . ; -And why hast thou hidden thyself ill' these years* 1 asked tbe’master. ' *1 have been redeeming the past. I’ve been wi rklng my,way from rases and. In famy to this’—touching, with an air of dignity, his gold epaulette and the insig nia that glittered on his' breast-r'and- I have been gathering this,’ Showing a full and heavy purse;‘to revenge myself, to the stick ana strap, and make thv latter days happy, .■ • * . * Jhs shange seems wonderful to yon, no doubt,’ continued the officer, after an ■ agitated pause, *it is wonderful to myself, but it is to you I trace Jit, Your benev olent instructions, your patient endeav ors to reclaim me,'your, observations bn ■ my wickedness, your encouraging praise of my ablllties-01l appealed to my heart and conscience, and stimulated and roused me to resolve oil .going to sea and trying to lead s new Ilfs'. The sight of the man of war from the window and the last flogging I had from the blacksmith decided me. I ran down the olifls. I told my tale to a boat’s crew of the war ship ; I was taken on board as cabin boy. The ship sailed directly. I rose step by step. I have been.'in many battles, and here I am the commander of the vessel you" were viewing when I entered the school-room and found my way to the old seat. ‘ And I hope,?, said the master earnest ly, ‘I hope, my dear Hairy you are thankful to that Providence' that has guldedyour wanderingfeet through paths so strange and difficult;? - ‘I trust I am.’ rejoined the officer with Brofoond reverence, ‘And does my uncle ve yet?’ 'Be and your aunt died fifteen years ago.' . - , ■ ■ ■I am sorry for It I should like to' have talked with them of our past errors —theirs and mine; It would have grati fied me to have done something fortbem and to have heard them retract some of their harsh words to me. How my heart Warmed to the old village when I entered it just now. I could have embraced the mossy palings.. Icould have knelt down and kissed the very ground. But I was so impatient to see If you lived that 1 paused nowhere till I reached the school and found you gazing at my ship.’ ‘ You have brought back the heart of Harry Bonner, whatever has become of his vice.’ . ’ ' You shall find I have,’ responded Harry, ‘for whatever money can procure Story of a Stage Driver. I once knew a man who, though not In wealth, was once a stage driver, of whom I will here relate an Incident. Be was driving, to make a connection for the sake of a Targe load of passengers which be was carrying, and be broke down not far from the dwelling of an old curmudgeon. The driver went to borrow his lumber wagon to take bis passen gers on with. The man was absent from home, and bis wife refused to lend tbe wagon. ,* You aro perfectly right, madam,’ said tbe driver, ‘but I must have it.’ ‘ I shall take it and settle with yonr husband far it when he returns.’ . He took it and brought it back in good order. When he came to settle for it the 1 man found him fall of anger, and thun derous with rage. After some expostulations, he said : ; ■* I have come to settle with you for the wagon.’ . ‘ Well, you shall,’ said the man. . 1 What shall I pay yon for tbe use of it an hoiir.or two ?'..., ' ‘ You shall pay me sso.’ He modemo to the, charge, handed tbe mao $5O, ebook bands with him in the best good hatnfe, sod then mounted his couch and rode off, his pas sengers protesting against his yielding to such an exhorbitaut demand, . Two or three weeks afterward he found this man hanging about his boarding place, and said to him,—. . . ‘ Good morning, sir.’ Bald thq. man, ' I come to see about that wagon.' ■ ‘I thought I paid you for it. How much do you want?’ 1 That money has burned me ever sinoo I took it from you. Here is your s6o—l can't keep it.’ . . It was with difficulty that ho could be made to accept abput s3—a fair price for bis wagon.. When the neighbors heard this story, and looked at the afialr from beginning to end, they said— ‘ Was not that the beat way after alii Was it not beautiful 7 Tbs TTnofal And The Uesntlfnl. The tomb of Moses Is unknown, but the traveler slakes his thirst at the well or Jacob. The gbrgeoud palace of the i wisest of monafohs. wUU tbboedar, and gold, and Ivory, and even the temple of Jerusalem, hallowed by the visible glory of the Deity himself, are gone; but Solo mon’s reservoirs are as perfect as ever.— 'Of the ancient architecture of the holy city not one: atone is left upon another; but 'the pool of Bethseda commands the pilgrim's reverence to the present day.— The columns of Persepolls are moulder ing Into dust; but Us cisterns and aque duct! remain tochallengoour admiration. The golden house of Nero la a mass of ruins i but the Aqua Olaudla still pours Into Home Its limpid stream. The Tem ple of the Bun »t Tadmor In the, wilder ness has fallen ; but its fountain sparkles as freely In his rays as when thousands of worshippers thronged Us holy colon * OU may he that the city of Kew York will shard the fate of Babylon, and noth ing be left to mark its site, save the mounds of driinibllng brickwork; but the Hudson will continue to flow as It does now. And if any work of art should still rise o/vor the deep ocean of time, we may well believe that U will bo neither palace or temple, but some vast reservoir. And If the-light of any ehoald etlll flash through the mist of antiquity, It will probably; be that of the man who, In his day, sought tha happplneas of his fellow men rather than glory, and linked his memory to some groat work of national utility and benevolence.- This Is the glory which outlives all other, and shines ■'with undying lustre from generation to generation, imparting to-its work some-, tbiugol Its own immortality, and In some degree rescuing therefrom the ordinary monument!) .of historical tradition of more magnificence. Manure Is greatly injured by lying la the rain. It needs shelter as much ea cattle. lEN Holding Vnnderbllt’a Horee-A Trao Story from w*U Street. ,( A young man from an adjoining State, who has recently boon rescued froni 'a score of hungry creditors, and who still has a credit ait his banker’s of aboUtsl<)o-, 000, but who not long ago was in reduced circumstances and obliged to live In re tirement on Staten Island, makes the fol lowing solution of bis sodden acquisition, of a competency.' The gentleman—-Holt by name—was residing in one of the fashionable hotels on Staten Island» He was extremely down-hearted. This was the reason of his low spirits: About Awo 1 years ago he had "married a handsome woman, on whom he fairly doaled. At that time be had $25,000 la cash. Soon fitter the nuptial.oeremony, Holt removed to this city, and became a broker on Wall street. He was too honest to succdod there. The bnlls and bears gored alnd tore him—financially— and in less than a twelve-month be had not a dollar left. Disgusted, be retired with as good a grhce as possible, leaving his cash to fulfil :lta mission. With wile and child he to the country, and finally as beforestated, settled down In a hotel on Staten Island. His wife had some means, add she gave it freely for she support oi the family. • About two weeks ago,.late one hot af ternoon, a gentleman drove junto; the noiM wiierc aou was living, ana gnifiiy asked whether there was a boy there who would hold bis horse. “I will do it, sif,” said Mr. Holt, and he did bold the animal, during tbd time consumed by the elderly gentleman In obtaining hia dinner.' i, A few days later the same gentleman, . driving the ‘flame horse, stopped at toe same hotel, and bunted a boy again ;to bold bis horse. No boy. being present, Holt again volunteered. He held the horse until the hostler came to take the animal .to the stable, and then retired within the hotel to dress for dinner* Mrs Holt had a.way of making her husband get himself np very respectably at least once each day, and that was for the din ner hour. Usually he had been rather negligent of his ouatome, and since his financial fiasco bad' really become seedy. v Wheh Mr. and Mrs. Holt entered the hotel dining* room that evening, Mis. Holt was resplendent. ‘ Her husband was at least dressed in gentlemanly style. At an'adjoining table sat the elderly man. whose horse Mr. Holt had on two; differ ent occasions had the pleasure of holding. The eyes of the elderly individual were observed to dilate considerably. In fact, he stared at Mr. and Mrs. Holt; Hut he said nothing at that time. Afterdinuer, however, he sought out Mr. Holt and bluntly asked hia name'. “Holt, sir, at your Hwrvloo.” "And who do; you think I am?” again asked the elderly personage. “Oh, you ? You are ’old’ Van derbilt! I know you, and the horse;! have held is Mountain Boy, an animal any man might be proud to draw a rein ver” Instead of taking offence at the epithet “old,” Mr. Vanderbilt—for it was the Commodore—seemed to like it and he made some inquiries about Holt’s antece dents, took a fancy to him, and peremp torily ordered the young man to make his appearance at his up-town office on the ensuing forenoon at precisely 11 o’clock. Holt promised to obey, did so and had an Interview of over an hour’s duration with the mllliohare. What was done or said on that occasion no one has ever been able to learn. But a few days later Holt made his reappearance in Wall street and speculated strongly and suc cessfully In acertain lined stocks known to be mostly controlled by Commodore Vanderbilt. Be well did he work his card with the Instruction undoubtedly obtained from the Commodore, that in a few weeks he over $lOO,OOO in cash, which he deposited with a promi nent banking house whose'vaults are protected by burglar-proof looks, and who jdJl?iT6B’tfial i : amper with tbosesafeguards. Two days ’ago Vanderbilt sent for Holt again and said to him: . “Young man, I hear you have mads some money. I am giau to learn it. Now just take my advice a second time. Never put yonr foot in Wall street again. You are not suited for that atmosphere. Shun It as you would the devil. You’ve got enough. Keep what you have and be contented.” Holt now shuns Wall street as he would a pestilence.— N. Y. Sun. Accidental INsdbanoe. —Between Kenosha and Milwaukee, an agent of tbs Traveller’s Insurance Company entered the caV, and having Issued tickets to sev eral passengers, approached an -elderly lady, who, as It afterward proved, was very deaf. ‘Madam, would you like to Insure against accidents?’ inquired the agent, at tbe same time exhibiting bis tickets. ‘I got my ticket down to Kenosha,’ aho said. T am going to Oshkosh to visit my daughter, who's married up there, and has just got a baby.’.. The agent raised bis voice a little.. Would you like to Insure your Ufo against accidents 7’ - ‘She’s been married two years and a half, and that’s the first child—its a gal.’ - Agent, still Jdrder. ‘I am nn Insurance Agent,’ madam; don’t you want to insure your life br minst. accidents?’ 'She’s got along, first rate, and is doing as well as could be expected.’ Agent, at the top flCnis voice. 'l’m an insurance agent, madam ; can’t I insure your life againet accidents 7’. ‘Oh, didn’t understand yon,' said the old lady. ‘No’ her name is Johnson ; my name is Evans, and I live five miles from Konosh.’ Jackson’s Pobteb.— When Gen. Jack son was President, Jimmy O’Neal, the Sorter, was a marked character. He had Is foibles, which were offensive to the fastidiousness of Col. Donelaon, and caused his dismlssai'on an average about 1 onoo a week., But' oa an appeal to the higher courts, tbe verdict was invarlbly reversed by the good nature of tbe old gentleman. ■ Once, however, Jimmy was guilty of some flagrant offence, ana was summoned before the highest tribunal at .once. The General,' after stating the do- : talls of the misdeed, observed: " ; “Jimmy, I have borne with you for years in spite of ail complaints, but in this act you have gone beyond my 1 power of endurance.” ’ . “And. do yon believe the story 7” asked Jimmy. “Certainly,” answered the General. “I have just heard it from two Senator’s.” ' . “Faith,” replied Jimmy, “if I believe ail that twenty Senators said about you, it's little I’d think you.flt to be Presi dent.” “O, pshaw I Jimmy,” concluded the President, “clear out and go on duty, but be more careful hereafter.” Jimmy remained with his kind heart ed patron, not only to the close of his Presidential term, but accompanied,him to The Hermitage, and was with him to the day of his death. jA little five year,old was being Instructed In morals by hla mother. The old lady told him that all 'such terms os •by golly!' 'by glnpo I' 'by thunder!' etc., were only minced oaths, and but little better than any otbor profanity.— In fact, she said, he could tea a profane oath by the prefix-‘by’—all such wepi oaths. -i 1 Well then* mother/ .said the little hopeful, ‘there’s a big oath in the news papers—‘By telegraph.’ - ■ ■ The old lady gave it up, and the boy Is bewildered on morals. B9*Tba Candles you sold me last night were very bad, said suett to a - tallow chandler. i, , “ Indeed, sir. I am very sorry for that.’’ ■ Yes, sir; do you know they burnt to the middle, and would then burn no longer.” “You surprise me j what, sir, did they go out?" " Wo, elr, no; they burned shorter-" 70L. 56-NO. U. | 'rt* Wn Yes, there's another of 'em ,np stairs.— I know’d, cause Pa told mo I . must 'be quiet and sit down in the corner with my booh, and musn’t play ball, nor ask Will Smart to,comn in and help me put ray new puzzle together. Then, there’s' a cross nurse, who’s always scolding; me for getting in her way, no matter where I get; Besides Miss Gadall was here 'to day, and she took me on her. knee, and patted me on the back lost like eook does when I’m and she said my nose was another degree out of joint; bat I knew better, for this is the third time she has told me so, and it is no more out of Joint thqq hers is. She’s a hateful, gbg glo-oycd old maid—that’s what she isj I saw it, too. It’s got a little, round, red head witbont any hair, 1 with great wrinkles instead of eyes, and when it cries it opens its mouth as wide as a rob ins, as though it was going to swallow itself. Pa helped me up on the side ot the bed and told me to kiss my deaf pretty little sister; and when I wouldn’t, andcalled.it a horrid,' ugly little thing, he said I was a naughty boy, and the nurse said I ought to be ashamed.; I didn’t get a chance to hiss my ma at all; I knew bettor than to try it,-for once when another baby came, ,1 climbed up on the bed .and, wont to 'hugging 'and kWßimmer, and an tho timoPuad my knee right on the baby's bead; so I was whipped and put in my crib without my supper, because I did’nt know It was there. Little Annie thinks It nice to have a new sister, but she was the. baby before, and I don’t know anything about it.— I can remember a long time ago, ma used to call mo sweet little darling, and pa' dandled me on his foot, and said I was a fine little fellow, and my Aunt Julia de clared that I was a perfect little angel; hut then Tom came, and all of my pretty toys were given to him, ’cause he was a baby, and! was cuffed and scolded by everybody, ’oapt grandma, and she's good to'me yet though there’s been two new babies since, I wonder where all the babies coma from ? Ma says the Lord sends ’em.— I wish he wouldn't send any more to bur house; we’ve got more’n enough now. It might do If they would always stay little, but they have to grow big after a while, and they ain’t no better than the rest o folks. I rather think If I was a baby I’d ask the Lord to send me where ! wouldn’t grow any bigger, and then I’d have nothing to do but to lie on my back and obew my toes, and have folks say I was the darlingest, cunningest little creature thoy ever Juid eyes on. The Effects of High-Seeled Boots and Shoes.—What stupid nlnles some persons will persist In making them selves by continuing to wear boots and and which tflnder their easy and grace ful movements. It is, Indeed, -true, as the S6tentijla American afflrme, thls silly fashion must be creating a rich harvest for the corn doctors; it Is sure to result in a.greater or less degree of personal.de formity. Especially may the latter con sequences be expected In the case' of. young children. When the heel is raised, as the preva lent custom, the bones of the thigh, pel vis and leg, as well as the foot, are thrown Into an abnormal position: and while the bones maintain their plasticity,, the effect of snob unnatural tension is sure to be -perpetuated in. the shape - of crooked shins, bundy legs, elephantine toe-joints and a cramped, ungraceful gait. Let us hope that before the evils shall be greatly multiplied, fickle fashion may remove the cause, and give us something more sensible and endurable than these toe-eorews,'which are giving us .the hob boots and shoes be made to fit the feet; and not attempt to adjust them to the unnatural form of many fashionable boots and shoes.— Church Union, A little darkey was recently found sitting on the steps of a fashionable house, crying pitifully. • What’s de mat ter wid you ? asked a colored • woman.— * Bar’s matter ’nuff— drouble all dber the house. Fadder am drunk—mudder am from home wid da close—Sis broke de looking-glass wid de broomstick—da baby got her eyes full ob kyan pepper, and little Ned Anthony put de mustard on bis hair for goose-grease. I put salt in my tea for white sugar, and it made me sick. Be dog licked Ned’s face, and got his mouth full ob mustard and lies under de bed a howlin’. Be kitten got her head in de milk-pot, and .1 oat her head off to save de pitcher, and dan I had to break de pitcher to. get de head out; and de way I’ll get licked when mudder comes home for setting de- bed afire will be a sin.’ jar A clergyman in Vermont, being apprehensive that , the accumulated, weight of enow upon the roof of his barn might do some damage, resolved te shovel it off. He therefore ascended the roof, having taken the. precaution to fasten his waist lo ose end of a rope, the other end of which ho gave to his wife.— 'But fearing still for his safety, be said : “My dear, tie the end round your waist.” No sooner had she done this than off wont the snow, minister and ail, and up went the wife. Thus, on one side of the barn the astonished clergyman bung, while the other side bung bis wife, high and dry, dangling at the end of the rope. At that moment a gentieipau lucidly passed by, and delivered them from their perilous situation. An Essay on Dogs.— Josh Billings fa vors the world with an essay, on dogs, ‘•Dogs In the lump,” says Joshua, "are ‘ very useful, but they are not always pro fitable. The new fbundlln dog la useful to save children from drowirt; but you have got to have a pond of water 'and children runnln* about (careless, or else the dog bain’t profitable.. There ain’t nothing made boarding a, Newfoundliu dog. Battearlers are useful to ketch rata ; ■but the rata ain’t profltabloafteryou have kotohed'them.. -The shepherd dog is use ful tew drive sheep: but if yon have to go and boy a flock of dieep, and pay- more than they are wurlh, jist to keep the dog bizzy, the dog ain’t much profitable—not much, Lap dogs are very useful; but If you don’t bold them In your lap awl the time they alii’t profitable at awl. ‘ The coach dog is one of the most useful dogs I know bv ; but you have got to have a coach (and they ain’t, always pleasant,) or you can’t realize from the dog. . ; Thus we see that, while dogs are gen ally useful; there are times when they are not generally profitable.” . ; -@j What noise Is that?” asked astern parleut who bail just come into a room pest to the parlor, were two fond lovers were. Silence like death. "I say, Julia, what notes wee that t" “S 1-r—Sir?’’ “What are you doing there ?” : “N-o-t-h-l-n-g, Bit!” - i “Who are you kissing thsre?" ' "Only—only William, sir: his. moth er’s dpad, you know—and—and I thought It Would'nt be wrong to kiss him for her yon know, sir I’.’ . . . ~ ■ ' : - “Humph I" and the old gentleman took hie leave, doubtless .thinking how , fortunate the deceased lady woe to be so affectionately romomberedi Egy “Ho you think, doctor,” asked an ansious mother, ‘that it .would Improve little Johnny’s healtb.to take him to the springs and let him try the water?” “I haven’t a doubt of It madam, 1 ’ “ What springs would you recommend doctor?" . “ Any springs, .madam, where you can find plenty of Soap." USTPaper coffins have been added to the new and uselUl articles made of pa per it) Europe, 3Rolto for ASTsnnsuKirißvjiitMiiinnedM'raa on f«» Un» tor the <mt lourtloa. ud Bt« eon per lino for each luhaequenl InsarUon. tinar •torly iialf-yoarly, and yearly adrottaouata ‘,-v feu-tad at a liberal rednetlon on th* than im.-ei. Advartlaomanu thonld b« accompanied by tni CUB. Whan aant wltbooi any Ungu ot Hae epeoUlod tor publication, tbay wtu ba aaottmad "-‘llnitirtilnTit mil ntiinffl aiftoiYlnulj *. (Mam, Hunmru, (Mdub, and erory cth* or cMertpttan or Job ana am Printing. —.iobh BitzMaß’Ru‘saa-JMad J<ivU —When ft rooster crowsbeerowe ail over.' ■ ‘ I Error willslip tbmacmck, while truth i will get stßefc in a. dootjmwv • ■ The man who hasjmt found oat ho kant aflbrd to bam green 'wood has ta ken bis fost lesson in ekonomy. There in only one thing that kan beat truth, and that is he who always speaks ' Its * \ ‘ It Iz hard work at filet sight, tew see the wisdom of a rattle ahaik bite, bat ■ there are thousands ov folks who never think ov their sins until they ore bit by a rattle snaik. There is a grata deal ov humln natur In a crab; If yon don’t pick them up In — the rlgb t way yu .will’ discover it. 1 think now ifl had all the money that is due me. 1 would invest It in a saw-mill and then ‘let her rip.’ Take the hnmbagg oat ov this world and you wont hav much left tew do biz ziness with. . Faith. and curiosity are the gin cook* tails ov suokcees. Advertizing iz eed to be a certain means ov snokcess; some folks ore so impressed with this truth, that It sticks out ov thsir tombstone. ... There iz this difference between igno* ranee and error, ignorancefaf stone blind and t»ror is near sighted ; isnoranoe stands still and error dirty moves to run agin a post. J--- - Ekonomy is a saving bank, into which '• men drop pennys, ana gat dollars in re turn. The two richest men now living In America that i kno ov, iz the one who h’az got the most money, and the other who wants the least; and the last one Iz the happiest ov the two. Ceremony iz the necessity of phdolsi good breeding iz the luxpiy of the wise. Tew be agreeable iz simply tew beeaai iy pleased—if this iz so, bow easy and pleasant it Iz tew be, agreeable. ... He whom the good praise' and the wicked bate ought tew be satisfied with ' hie reputaebun. . >• There iz menny who wont know any thing' but what they kan prove—this akonnts for the tittle they know. Host ov them: hav fonnd out snmhow that they ‘kant serve God and mammon too,’ and so they serve mammon. Exceutrloltys, moat ov them, ore mere vanity; banish.the ezcentrlok man- into a wilderness.and he aoon.bekuau asnat ural as a tudstool. A pure heart la like a looking glass'; it keeps no secrets, and dispenses no fiattery. A,Cheerful old man, or old woman, is like the sunny eide oy a wood-shed,, in the fdst ov wrote r. Avarice Is like a graveyard ; It takes all that it • kan git, and gives nothing back*. - Paint a bumming bird; sucking honey from a flower, and yu hove got a Very food picture of love, trlolng tew Uv upon The best In vest I kno ov is charity: you git ynre principal bock Immediately, and draw a dividend every time yon think ov It- . . : Everything on tblseartbis bought and sold, except air and water, and. they would be if a hind Creator bad. not made the supply too grata for . the demand. ' Politeness looks well to me in even man, except an undertaker. 'Familiarity breeds kontempt’ This only applies tew men, not tew notbhck wheat elap-kakes, well battered and sa gated. ' A man’s reputashnn Is something like bis coat; there is certain 1 kemlkats that will take the stains and grease spots out ov it, but it alwuz has a second-banded kind ov look and generally smells strong of the kemlkals. We are happy. In this ■ world ■ Just- In proporshnn as we make others happy-rl stand reddy tew bet fifty dollars on this me smenoe m gcnyiiig — your knees before folks without getting on yon pants dirty The miser and glutton, two facetious buzzards—one hides hlz store ond the/ other stores hlz hide. ' . Credit iz like chastity—they both ov am kan stand temptasnun better than they kan suspicion. Traveling on thh Erie Canal.— ” Hallo, there, Captain I’ said a bro ther Jonathan to a captain of a canal packet on the Erie Canal, 'what do you charge for passage ?' . ‘Three cents per mile, and boarded,’ said the captain. . ‘Wall, I guess I’ll take passage, Capt ing, seeing as how I am. kinder gin out, ■walking so Tar.’ -■» , Accordingly he got on board, as the steward was tinging the bell for dinner. 'Jonathan'sat down, and began demolish ing the .“fizine,” to the utter consterna tion of the captain, until he bad cleaned the table of all that was eatable, when he got up and went on deck, picking his teeth very comfortably. . “ How far is it Canting, from here to where I got on board?”, “ Nearly one and a half miles," sold the captain. ' V . “Let’s see,” said Jonathan, 'that would be Just four and a half cents ; but Jnever mind, Capting, I won’t be small; here’s five cents, whiba pays my fare to here,. I guess I’ll go ashore now; I’m kinder rested eout,” > J®. Walker wept to a dutch tailor and had bis measure taken-for a pair of pant loons.' He gave direction to-have them made largo and full. Walker is o' large and heavy man, and likes bis clothes’ loose, and when he came to try on the unmentionables, found they stuck tight to bis legs; whereat he thins remonstra ted ; “I told you -to make these pauts fhll.” After soma objurgatory express-, lona of a profane nature, the tailor ended the controversy by declaring,. "I dink deso pants is full enough, If.dey was any toiler dey.would split.” A Good Shot.—A gentleman romarto ing in a.tavern that he had shot a.hawk at ninety yards with No 6 shot, {another replied — • ‘‘Must have a good gun, but Basis Bnvo here has on* that beats Ik”. “Ah I’-’ said the first, ‘‘how far will it kill a hawk with No 6 shot ?” “I don’t use shot or boll either■ an swered Uncleßave, himself.” ■ ; "Then what do you uao, IJnols Bare?’. i‘l shoot salt altogether. I kill my game So.far withrmy gnii that the jgame would spile before I could get It.” . , J®* A Western traveller, having se cured half a bed, in order to prevent en croachments, buckled a’spuron bla heel before retiring. His 1 unfortunate sleep ing partner, after several thrusts of the sharp reminder, roared out: SSy strang er, If you are a gentleman, you ought at lehst to out your toe-nalla?’’. ' ; *6TAn exchange has been experiment ing on Grant's name pa follows J GRANT ; RACER AOUT E , NETT A TREAT. , There Is only one thing that can beat truth, and that labs who always speaks Faith and onrlbslty are the- gin L cock tails of success. an advised to avoid Caim da. -A 'mania' for prommelllug them prevails,. tfiTFolrolts of Secretary Fish’s chil dren are sold to The sardines—little Ashes done In oil; ■ jpg-Why la an oyster like a horse? Because It can’t climb a tree. job PBumire.
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