ME!M=IMIES=7= ®|)C Volunteer. PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING BY BBATfrontiAt. mmiitDY. office-south jrabuet isqdabe. TbrUß Two Dollars per lf paid atriotly la advance; Two Dollars and Fifty Cents li paid w ltliu three months; alter which Three Dollars Will ho charged. These terms will he rigidly ad h-*red to in every nmtunco. No subscription din ojhunuod uwlU all arrearages are paid, unless at thoopUoUol the tkiitor. professional iflacos. U. f. llUArtilW.' ■■) i ' Wil. u.- I'A KliUB. Tj Ciluili.cfl 4 BARKER, , U 'A ri vJeKh. ymt,T i.a w. Olßce oh' mum Htihet. In Marlon Hall, Car lisle, Pa. 6 Q}li S?M AN;, <: A T T O M A B Y AT L A W. Olhco in building atiuened to Frauaim House opuoslh the Com L House, Carlisle, Piu june 4 l»o».—lv _ CiHAO. ii. MAULAUUHUN, Ai'Tok i uiaj a t Daw. Oihce in-. Building lonueriy Jupleii by iVoluuteer, a few ddurs Houth oi Wet «elV Ho l*l» Deo. 1. I«US E. BEET/.IHJUVER, ATTUUN fclY ■1 anu couwsanoa AJ Daw, Carlisle, Ponua. CiZuM uu cJoUth Hanover street, opposite Buutz s Htoi-e By special ariaugoinoul witn Hio Patent OUlce*, attends to securing Patent Rights. Dec. x. IN6. /I HJiKMAN UUETZ, T a O.Ji JV JS X A.a LA w, SEW.VJLLB, PENN’A. patents, Pensions and other claims attended to, Jt»y £>, ifcUb. ' 2 ’ 1 oun K;~ MILL.KK, Attorney at •J LaW. -Office m Wetzel’s Building, opposite, me Court Hun ile, Carlisle, Fa. Nov. H, ;»07. MC. HERMAN. attorney at Law. . Office in KUbein'e Hull Building, in tlitfi rein ol the Court House, next doov to the "Her aid*’ Office, Carlisle, Penna.. Leo. 1, istio. SM. J. tiHHAKHK, ATToknky and, t'OUNSKILOU AT LAW, lias leiuuved Ills to me UiUierUi .unoccupied room in the N urih East confer of the Court House. JUU.2&, ’HU-lV WKJS.'i.NKDY, Attobnky at Law Carlisle. Penna. Office same us lliuio fbo * American Volunteer,” aoutli side of Uie Rub le Square. Lee. l iWiO • jj NiTED STATEB CLAIM AND BEAL ESTA'iE A QENCYI WM. B. BUTLJiJK, AT LAW, ' (jlllco In 2d Story of imiuiTs Bunding, No. 3 South ilaaovor street, Carlisle, county, Petiua. Tensions, Bounties, Back &c„ promptly collected. , ... Applications by mail, will receive Immediate attention. .... . Particular attention given to the selling or rent ing of ileal Estate, in town or country. Xu all let ters of inquiry, please enclose postage slump. July 11, isUT—tl . . I wit. UKOKIiiS ci. diiA-tUGHT,, Hen \J nsT. From the Balitvu/re VoUenv vj l/entu saryerg, .Officeat the residence ol .bis mother East Louthor Street, three doors below Bedford Carlisle, Penna. Lee. 1 iw>s. DK. J. IS. BENDER, Homoeopathic Physician, Office No.«, South Hanover atil luiiudily occupied 1 byJolin Lee. Esq.- Juue-i ItWtf— ly. ana ittapis K E B H ti U M M E R A XUU V A L OF ALL THE . NHW OF HATS ANX) CAPS. The subscriber bos Just’ opened at No. 15 North Hanover Street, a few uudTu North of the Carlisle Deposit Lank-, one of the largest and best Stocks of IIATS and CAPS ever olTcrpd In Carlisle. Bilk Hats, Cossimero of all styles and qualities, Btilf Brims, diilereut colors, and every descrip tion of soft Hold now Made;: ’ fi The Duukaid and Old Fashioned Brdajb, con stantly on'bund and-ttmde to.oruer, all warrant ed to give satisfaction.. ' a mu assortment of MEN’S,'.. ; 1 i ~ • BOY’BiANE . , I have also added to my Stock; notions ol differ env kinds, consist Ingot... 1 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN’S STOCKINGS, Nee* ‘Jie*, . tfiupetuUra, (Joll&r*, Gloves. J&ncila, -i- - - . Thread, . 1 Sewing Silk, - ■ Ismbfellaa, d'fi PRIME BEOAK» AND TOBACCO ALWAYS ON HAND. Give me a call, unn examine my stock as I feel co undent of pleasing all. besides saving you mo n6y‘ JOHN A. KELLER, Agent, N o. 15 N orth Hanover Street. May.lbOD, JJATB AND CAPS I , DO YOU WANT A KJ.OJ3.HAT OR OAF ? IF *o, do N’T Pail to Call on J. G. CAL I*lo, NO. 2y, WEtil MAIN .tiTlttiET, . t • Where can be seen the finest auuorttnenl of 33. AT 8; p. CAPS . . brought to CaxUsle*'; Ho .takesgreat pleas ure inviting bis bid friends and customers, and all'dew. ones, to bis spieuduhatoek-just re ceived from New- York and ; Philadelphia, con sluling ia part; of tine "i- • > tillitt -AND’ OABBIMEREHATS, , besides an endless variety of mats ulid Capsio tbe latest style, ail: oj which hewUPsoll ot-tii. Loweai'Vaah Prfcei, ■ iAWo, bis bbm'monufatolur of Hats always on hand; and • .< HATS MANUFACTURED TO ORDER. Be bus the best arrangement fur coloring Hats and all hinds of-Woolen Goods, Overoouts, &a, ui tbe shortest notice (us he colors every week; ami ou the most reasonable terms. Alsu, a hue lot oi choice brands of • /' • TOBACCO AND CIGARS always on bund. He desires to cull theuttoutlo to persons who have COUNTR Y PUBS to soil, as he pays the highest cash'priced for the same. . . : v - ; j j , Give him a colh at tha above number, bls.ola stand; as heteols confident of giving entine satis: faction. • • May IMP. . Boots aufc £ijoes. JJAViD STIIOuM, W. D SPONSLEH, JOHN W. STiiOHM, k ew and p <Jjpiii, A » BOOT, SHt)E. TRUNK HAT • BXo kk- ~ '• NO. 13, SOUTH HANOVJ3R STREET, CAULIdIiB, RBMM’A./ .' > i •>" ' A few doors Somnuf.lunuffs buildings • > • We have Just opened the largest ana beat stock Of ■> , ... : , - ; ■ o . ever uGbreu-in Carlisle, and coiitihuealrnosi daily torecolve snub goods lu our Uue us every - budy wuuh>. uur siook consists in all kinds auu Varieties of ’ . Shoes, Womens’ Misses übd cUUdreus’ 'Easting UaUe a; Womens'Glove‘K.id,Turkey uuaFrencn Morocco; Hens'’ and Boys' Calf, Buff and Kin Boots; Men-. 1 ,ud buys’.Calf and Buff Cbugrefc- Gaiters; [Mens’- and.. Boys i Lasting '.Uniters aim Brngatis; Mens’ a’ d.llbys Cipf übu Bud Ox lord Ties; Guui Sandals, Unships and, UVemhoert; Mpuuud Women*’Goat, Welt übd Uarpqt Slip pers ; Mohs’, Bays’ and cbiidreiis’ Pur. and Shi-.; . all 'Blzes’fiml prices;, iVAvellug Begs, Satchels and.'yailfpes, tbgoihpr with A due. iuip i guuda,, \v luo U vva will deirtosult tbeuuies, .fturoii iPROi iib, * is our. uwtip. Thereioio/ia issuing, our curd.lt is intended as aUenuiuii inviutUun to, ail; in need tn <yui and look through our slock without feeling under obligations loony, uuj ess suited ui quamy and pricer we shall always try to deai witu every one in a, straight forwaid manner, aud give every customer a full equivahmt ibrhls QIUE CARLISLE SHOE COMPA ' manufacturers op boots and shoes, babt M.AIN STREET, Having commenced tue umuuiQCture of Boot* .and fern*!)'the attention of ihetrfcde lnvited to lUe tuigo uaeortiuent of L LAUiKa. MlSoKd AM) CHILDREN**’ SHOE*. Now in uture and eepeoially adapted to ibo Wunttf jf tUe Keiall Trade. Wo Mliuli hi ull lime* have uu bund a compltilo,n>«oi lmwnt of all Hie POP U h A H ' b T Y i. ill « , made by wurkmuu of ibo greatest experience ami ekill. Mem beru of tbe trade who may favor os with (Heir ebauuii are assured 1 (but uo edbrt on om pari will be apared to furulau good good<* „tfHB- tOWESTiPOSmBUEPKICBS. Order* by mml abau receive the aarne alien oou luut oiuent would; in pen*ou, and d«uuiut pan rely,uu geatug their goode uu equal fy <m good terma by aeudiug ibeir urdera, oa by peo*>n»iiy vwiling iw. _ . „ biiOii. UPPiiiHB TO Hti AL K. 3\JUX I»(VSN*. 3 rcoturtr. A ff*M PV w-Bm ®i 4 }| jT. a Ka!3 a^?! s!uSSm3 r% A ul I :| |%.. V&fflt'- ••’ P r=sn;rJ I. ■ MX M| ■. B ■ 1/ !■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■< ■ I IH H I H I I I ’ R R . , W .R . perllnofor eacb auDHeqoeoi insertion. Qaar?l ■ I W I IH ■B ■ g {■ I ■ ■ ■ , I ■ ■ VIH IB B I I I I R 1 I' D . I ierly half-yearly. aild yearly GdVPrnheniebla D'l >7 v v . Oasßi ««toi *en«tW o< umtfm i j ’’ ■! ‘ . , specified fnr publication, they wiU be cofllinucdMf ' * until ordered out and -'wdingly. BY BRATTON & KENNEDY. jfurniture, Kt- B. Ti W I N G, CABINET MAKER , AND UNDERTAKER* V ‘WEST. M A IN STREET. CARLISLE, PENN’A. A SpumpdiU • Assortment of NEW FDUNITURE for tbOvHolldays, comprising Sofas, Camp Stools, Lounges, Centro Tables, Reciting Cihalrs, Dining Tables. Easy Chairs, Card Tables, Reception ChaLs, Ottomans, Bureaus. What-Nols, Secretaries, &c.,<6c„ Parlor, Chamber. Dining Room, Kllchon * FURNITURE, of the Latest Styles, COTTAGE FURNITURE IN SETTS, Splendid New Patterns. • BEDSTEADS AND MATTRESSES, gilt frames and pictures. . In great variety. Particular attention given to Funerals; Orders from town and country attended to promptly and on reasonable terms. DCO. 17. W«B—tf cabinet war, e ao ad b ■ TOWN AND COUNTRY. The subscriber respectfully informs bis frlcuus and the public generally, that he still continues the Undertaking business, and Is ready to wait i npuu customers either by day or by night.' Roddy made Coffins kept constantly on hand, both >latn and ora mental. He. has constantly on mud Fiek'n Patsnt -Mauxtie Buriat Case, of which ho has been appointed tpe solo agent. This case Is recommended os superior to any of the kind now In use, it being perfectly air tight. He has also furnished himself with u new Rose wood Heause and gentle horses, with which he will attend funerals In town and country, per sonally. without extra charge. Among the greatest discoveries of the age Is Swell's Spring MaUruse, the best and chtmpcst bed now In use, the exclusive right of which I have Insured and will be kept constantly on band. CABIN ET MAKING. In all its various branches, carried on, >iud Loan roans. Secretaries, Work-stands, Parlor Ware Upholstered Chairs Sofas, Pier, Side and Centre Tables, Dining «nd Breakfast Tables, W-vsh stands of all kinds, French Bedsteads, high nui low posts: Jenny Lind and Cottage Bedsteads, Chairs of all kinds, Looking Glasses, and all other articles usually manufactured In this line ol business, kept constantly on hand. His workmen are men of experience, his ma terial the best, and his work made in the latest city style, and all under his own supervision. 11 will be'warranted‘and sold low for cash. He mVites'alTW give him a call before purchas ing elsewhere. For the liberal patronage here toflrc extended to him be'feds Indebted to his numerous customers, and assures them that ho dibits will be spared In future to please them In style and price. Give us a'call. Remember the place, North Hanover street nuany. opposite the Deposit Bnuk, *. ariisle. 1)AVJI) »IPE. Deo 11808. tc r>KNTZ HOUSE." _D Formm ly the Vurmun House. ■Jua. 17 A.sD 1U MAIN STREET, CAULSI.B; PA. The undersigned, having purchased and eh ir -iy re-tlued, and lurm lieu line - throughout, \v,tn Urnt-class Umntmv, this well Uuuvn uua old established Hol'EL,solicits the * uslom of the coiuiuunity and traveling public lie la well prepared to'furnish tit-sl class accommoda tions tout! who dcsiio to make a Hotel their home, or pleasant temporary abode, ihc cus tom from the surrounding country is respectful ly solicited. Courteous and attentive servants are engaged af this popular House. GEu. Z BENTZ. Proprietor. . N. B.—A flrst-Class Livery is connected with the Hotel, under alio management of Messrs. Jos. L. Sterner, & bro. April ay, isou—om , CARRIAGES. A;. B . SHERK has now ori hand, at his Carriage Factory, N. E. corner South and Pitt streets, C AUK I AGES, BUGGIES, SPUING WAGONS, and everything in his line, on hand or made to o ddr. He is determined logetup'thobest work turned obt in this section of the country, fum ing but the very best block goes into buggies or carriages of his niahnlnoturo. . , lln Repairing and Punning pi ompily attended to. ' May 20, isijy—om rnrSJE clothing. Ts'AAO LIVINGSTON, NU. 23. SOUTH HANOVER STREET, Carlisle Pa. . , I invito the attention of my old customers and the public at largo, to my large and Brilliant ‘“““'iJHIIMBE GOODS, for men.youth, and boys’ wear. My custom de partment romprlues tho finest and most select of Cloths and Cussimeres, while n.y array ot , HEADY MADE OLUTUiNG is carelully auid most lasteiully gotten up, I caiiuol aud .111 not «“^^ IN GSTON, NO. 22, NORTH HANOVER STREET, Carlisle. «jy-X am still selling tlx© Florence bowing Mu chine. May 13, 1800— TAKE NOTICE. McQUISTON’S CULTIVATORS WITHOUT AN EL^UaU. The undersigned uiobow leady to Biyoalliiec essary proof that Mc3uin on s Patent cuiuva ors fur excel any other*.,now la use. i homuuy tvideuces of the very best luriuers lu c-umboi end county, the simple maclmutoiu ofito* ma la no. nud tne little money they cosi, will in the 011*1 place recommend them, but thp little la bor required to woik wuu them, the uoubio work tuey ue»foim,uud tue perlect manner ol tlieir walking wil not lap .to convince every •mod firmer taut they art tho debt miming im ulliuenta i.ow muse, persona wishing to pur chase Will, please call ou Messrs. Gardner & Beetein. at Carlisle Foundry,bum I Coover.Agt. ♦{(•pus;.of Up Company at ejpilng .ulijs, cumuex \umltuuuly.. UO. , May 2U, l£Ci)-31. VTBW LIQUOR STORE. - JOH N HA|NON, N E CORNER HANOVER ANDPOMFRETST. (Ale« doors Bouth of Benia's Store.) Pure Rye Whiskey, , , Best Common Whiskey, pure liolland Gin, Ginger Brandy, * . port Wine. . sherry Wine, Jauiaula Rum, Raspberry Ryrup, Champagne ’ R. TAYLOR’S BITTERS—INHOFF’B & GLASS BITTERS. May 13. 1808-ly f. L. HTERN E R 1 8 . L.IVEBY AND. bALE tsTABLE BETWHEN HANOVER AND BEDFORDS TS. t IN REA REAR OF RENTE HOUSE, MAS HOUSE, Carlisle, pa ' Havjngifltted up.tha Stable with uew rarri- „ dip; I am - lo (al-nlah Pl-Bl.,claiia '• daesla atThaaouaolo raica. ParUeatalten to ami TromtlibßprluKH. ' ~o tH 25. 1807-2 V 'PHE MARY INSTITUTE. T 7 ‘ rt ■ CaUIUShE, PkNB’A. A BOARDING SCHOOL FUR GIRTS.' The Ninth Annual Session will bbgln bn Wed nesday, September Ist. For Clrcului-s or lar ther InlormaUon a dress • ’' V_‘,, . ,• i KEv, WM. 0. LEVERETT, M. A, Oorlislei I’enn’a. • April 23, 1868-ly 17XECXJT0E f S NOTICE.—-Notice la |lj hereby given that letters testamentary ou me lest will and LCHtamebtof thonuei Hemptou, J i .. late of the township of South Middleton, Lo. of butnberlond, have been granted,to me os eoulor-'All.persons having oluiiur uguJust ibo estate will pleuaapresunt them imt^^ateiy.and — 6 — "*aTuAEY kSSKvST June 10, . Executor. EBTHAY.— Came to the urenilpea of the - subscriber. In R osipennsi Ouoiugh township, two miles East of Nowylhe, ou May 80th, a I oung Gray Main, rather ; below radd om size,and hud hulioron. Thu owner is requested u» call immediately, provo property, pay expenses and take her nw»iy • JuuolU.iH 0-rflt B. UEiFLEBOWER.- PUBLIC BALE. • William Naicher will w*U nt Pubho Hale at hi* residence, in .-'uulbmlddietou township,.on Thursday, June 17th. ibtiu* HJh entire farm stock consist in part of seven bead ot Home*. Poinedfaui©. Fresh Milk Cows. Heapenuid Mower, Umm Drill. Hay andUruln Hake Flows,Harrows,Gears, Harness Forks, Hakes Ac, Jaaatf'UW-tfi. f’beWtal. oun riiif.unooD, TIY GEORGE O. PRENTICE. »Tis sad, yot *wcot tollßten, To the soft wind’s penile swell, And think we hear tin music Oar ehlldln'Od knew bo well; To gaze out on the even. And the boundless Holds of air, And feel again our boyhood’s wish To roam like angels thoro. There are many dreams of gladness That cling around the past— And from tho tomb oi feeling Old fbouphtacomo thronging fast; Tho forms wo love so dearly In tho happy days now uone, Tho beautiful and lovely, So fair to look upon. and Ofllce Those bright, and gi-ntlo maidens, Who seemed so formed for' bliss, Too glorious and too heavenly For such n world ns this ; Whoso dark, soft eyes seemed swimming To a sea of liquid light,. And whose locks of gold were streaming O’er brows so sunny bright. Whose smiles were like the sunshine In the spring *lmo of the year,— Like the changefdl gleams of April, They followed every tear ' They have pnssed—tlko hypfjs away Ami their loveliness lias fled; * Oh, many n heart is mourning That they aro with the dead. Like the brightest buds of summer, They have fallen with the stem ; Yet. oh Uls a lovely death To fade from earth like them! And yet the thought Is saddening To muse on hu h as they And feel that all the beautiful Are passing far away; That the fair ones whomiwo love Grow to each loving brcai>< Like the londrll of the creeping vino Then perish where they rest. A nd wo can but think of these In thesott andgentle spring, When the trees ure waving o’er us, And ‘he flowers are blossoming ; •And we know the winter's cominc With this chid and stormy sky And the glorious beau' y ronnd ns ' is .budding but to die I IFllscElliiMons. AN INUIUOT OF TUAVEL. A STORY FOB THE TIMES. ‘ All full, air! But I guess you’llman igeto stand lor the next filly tnlleal’ Mr ‘Stniiit, the. spruce young conduc tor on .the Central Railway bars, ushered in a decrepit, anuhUy uitired old man, who leaned wearily on Ida rdaff, and cur ried a heavy vuliee in due hand. The long, dimly lighted cur was full; every seat was o cup ed, hand-boxes and carpet-bags were held in their owner’s laps, and there was ndtu single eh: nee lor the' new cominer tohe accommodated. A couple of score of faces Lifted them -elves to glance at tile old man’s lace, us he moved slowly and p diifulty down the narrow aisle. It was painfully evident that lie hart as much uu be c«-uld do to support himself, and besides, he looked like one that wu* just reco.vePii g trom a severe illiiess—l‘h* cheek was inin a d those Jafge'iiirtr strong niarked t>rowH. . • • . There uere many well, active looking, healthy young men, in the car, but none of the Dumber .fell, disposed cu renounce hlu soft comfortable seat' 10 the s..ahby’uld traveler. And biter a stare of Undisguis ed con l empt/each and all dropped their eye* aim thought no moreof the Buttering, old age heu»re iheui. * •„ in this enlightened century, It is a no torious fact that the aged meet with -lights ami Incivilides, to say nothing of positive unkindness, which would have nut llie bin bin oum nations of old to shame. l‘Mz juuuru iiu»tuce, a ouug extjnis ite who was escorting hjs cousin, Isabel Winchester, to iNauhuut, drew down his mouth until the ends of his copper color ed inoustuche rested upon Hie i:pa ol ins well starched, dui*ey, amt remarked to the lady by Ids side ...... , . 1 Heatly, Mr. Smith as inaullmg us I Why cannot i<e ilnd a -pla e*for that l wreiched specimen in llie second-class CU .A flush perhaps of pride, perhaps of anger, mounted to the \vn»ie Iprehead of Miss Winchesters She pill up her hand us enough to check llie speaker and said iu a subdued volce-g-r , L . 4 Fliz James, Wiliyou givetbat gentle man Vour seat.?' , , '‘ My dear Isabel I Why, : l would not evaeuato my place by your sine lor a: kingdom! bet the old fellow stand it out I 11 won t change bid appearance, I.’ll be bound.' , ‘Then I will trouble you to nee a mo ment. I prefer the otner Male of the seat; allow meTo puss if you please. Fhz James ndyer thought of dispmlng the will o‘f hla'iinper oos Couslni and he ato il up to let her out. But instead of milli, ,r the seal wlrieb her escort had oc cupied, the lady walked straight on until, she reached the side of the neglected old gentleman. ... . . The much of her band on Ins arm drew bis attention towards her. ‘Sir will roil have I be goodness to take the Beat which X have vacated ? I bare ridden since eatly Ibis morning and am really wearied with sluing so long ; pray OI TbH old man’s face brightened, and he east a grateful look iuto the dark eyes of the handsome lady. ... But madam, yoamust Ueyvteary ; I can not ueeepl it,' Bite made an impatient gesture.’ Miss Winchester Wos. aconotomed always, to; have her own way; , •No Sir; I am well, joung and strong ; I should be ashamed to sit while a mau of your age and health remained standing.’ . ‘ Thank you! ,\our kindness is well limed and lint thrown away, I venturi to' tell you . 1 shall grant your offer .with gratitude.’ • , ■ So saying, the old gentleman sank i to the vacant seat, with a w 11 gratified ex pression of oounteiiance; but James Fllz expressed Waitin' minded contempt for Iris neighbor, by drawing his auiplWrag-' ’lan closely around liuu, shW|kliig near tu'the hie of the car. The stranger looked at him with quite scorn, no - •Ybh iieed not trouble through the window, youug man,’ said he hi 1* vph-e of irony, : ■ ■ ■ ■ -j i Fllz James was, thoroughly diagqstcd ; he could not endure such vulgar assigna tion So be rose quickly, and striding over his companiou, made bis way luto, the smoking car. ' - d Miss • wltnesaedi by all’in Uie carnageeand a 1 dozen 1 feats 1 wore Affered lier by a do*eii ipiillte'uun hut she declined lliem all byamollouoE (no ■liWd, a(i,d:dltiod leaillng ayaiiist the 'side man meanwhile dlaposing himself for a ciiliimrluble nhp, which' lie" was shortly Sometime' before midnight the lights of Boston gleam'd through the darkness; another moment, the train thundered in to lhe depot. • ■••••• " •“ ■- Our old gentleman arose, shook him self, grasped bis vallee, and came over to the aids of Miss Wiucbes'er. • Mmluni,’ he said, ‘you have made an old and ffblo man’s Journey tolerable : wlllyou not tell him your name and place ot abode?' , - ! . . She smiled, waved, all thanks, and gavc liim her card. ' Ho bowed uud .eft CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY, JUiNE 24, 1869, tier, Just as Fitz Jumps appeared to escort hi r'lroni tlie oi»rs; but getting through thecrow'* was no easy matter, for tlie fuss ami bustle were nniisual.aiid Isabel noticed that several uniformed companies filled the space In front of the depot. ‘ Cries of * hurrah for Geiieral ( Suther- cheers for the hero of Mexico!’ rent t»re air; banners »ere trailed out on the fresh night breeze; flambeaux flash ed. drums beat, and a long line of car riages tiled up the street. Fitz James inquired tin? occasion of all •thii' -tumult* and; lt was a public welcome “extended by the citizens of Boston to General tioiitliertun; a gen tleman and veteran officer, who hud dis tinguished himself iu lb© late Mexican W ?He came in this train.' snid a bystand er. ‘ls it possible, sir, that you did not discover him?—a sickly looking old man, dressed in thread’bare gray and carrying n large black vailce—be has just recover etftfrotn 4 severe attack',of.-jiiieuniatic fe ver; which has troubled-him, since Ills last Campaign. Those* vile. Mexican high’-vapors, and sleeping on the Cold ground, undermined bis constitution, blit he Is a fine bid fellow, yet.*, Misti VVlnehpHfepthoughfc be must be; she had heard muclfoT hlsgallantdaring. but Fitz James was tlie picture of silent moriificntion : Miss Winchester and her cousin stopp ed at the American House, and enrly'tbc next morning/before the lady bad firleh ed drestdng, aV.tierVant brought a note beaming herifddresdi"' Isabel thre It open apet there fell out two cards of invitation'fo-iilball to \ e held at the ReveretuateVef liig, in bonorof Geu. Souih'-rtoii. • One curd bore thfTndme of Fliz James, the other was-directed* to herself. She had no acqUafntHrfcjesiu Boston, conse quently the invitation have been sent at tlie lustuiico.of General Souther ton himself. ■: Fliz James was surprised and felt hu miliated at tlil's niurk of distinction, for he could realize 'that'tho Invitation, bud been extended to him solely to save his cousin’s feelings. But notwithstand ing this, ho wished to accept it, if only to have an opportunity of exc.uing his yes terday’s impoliteness to the great man. Tlie jourueO to Nuliant was deferred one day j.and, early that evening Him cousins were at the'Revere, where a bril liant cote tie h d already assembled. General fcSoutheoou reclining In an arm chair at the the me .t drawing room, received his friends us they passed by, one giving place to another; but when Isabel was presented, he detained her .hand to suy: ‘ Please sit down rtn this ottoman at my side; I have a relative here to whom I wish to present you.' It was not long before a singularly hadsmne young man came up to the Gen. smiling a'friendly welcome, and the vet eran turning t»* Isabel, : * * Miss Winchester, allow me to present to you my son. Alfred Southerton, who is .very grutelul for tlie kindness which you last evening bestowed upon his fath er.' The young man bowed and then his father continued : ‘ Whenever I see a young person vol untarily render respect •« the aged, I uni constrained to admire him or her. us a rule of the good old politeness which reigned over show and hHurtlessness when I was a lad. It is all hollow cere mony now, tnv dear; an lif lh u old man cannot stand without assistance, he is thrown und trrdoen upon But there is a march, or my ears deceive me; Alfred, do you need a further hint, or must your rhemnath old father set you ad exucnp e of courtesy ?’ Tin* young man started and colored. so intently on the hud forgotten time and place. t ‘lf Miss Winchester will permit me; he said, offering his arm ; and In a mo ment'. altei wards they were lost in u throng of protneiiaders. . MK JSoulhttrton seemed bent on show ing bis gratitude to the lady for th- kind ness she had rendered his father, for he had scarcely quitted 1 her side during the evening, 'and ut tho wi«J of. the. week lie followed her to Nuhant, where he con turned for two months, the veteinds of F tz James, and the enemy of all the voiP'g fops who aspired to the hand and fortune of the beautiful Miss Wiuchea- ter. Fit/, Janies Eustace had long been hit* coubiu’a suitor, and it wub with ill con cealeii chagrin that he im»w huw hnnaelt thrown into the shade by'llio son of that • wretched specimen/ who ought have found tr place out of all decent people’s company., * J , Early iiithe new year there was a-mar riage ceremony perlormed, in the old 'South church, and Alfred .Boutherloii, was the groom aiid Isabel Winchester the bride. A n elegant house oil Beacon street received,the young couple, for Allred ls engaged in business In Boston, and eve ! y year the hale old Gener. 1 comes down ; from bis house inN to visit hlsohil; dren. ' ' ; j , So yon see the politeness gained a hus band for one woman, and it will hripg happiness lo till if they wijl btilpruciice it; loc true politeness springs Irom lhe heart, nml ib tlio eilerveaeense of a kind ly Christian spirit, anxious to promote the well-being ot whom it comes in con tact. SomoOoort Stories ToM nt the Coue»(a tluual I nlon. Dr. Tyng related* the following: “In Kum-as I heard one of those good men who are always sent as missionaries—l don’t know, perhaps il‘was by Ibis very society—into the cenler of the State.— Alter traveling on the railroads and on the stage, coaches, lie at last came to the humble mule's back, which carried him to the last place where lie could lino comfort and a bed. As sonti as he ar riv d there he was sitrroiitided in a little' sitting' room by the people, who were 'waiting, like 'he Aiulieulans, to hear .something'new. One of them said lo him : *’ STuiiger, what.inought be your business?’? “ Well,'ray friends, what do vou tliilik thy business Is ?” “ Wah,’ looking!'.at .dilm from . head to foot, “stranger, moughn't you he buying lauds?” “ No.” "H’m.h’m: I see, I see.- Keokoti you're a schoolmaster?” “No.” “I see, I see. Coming lor trade?” ‘'.No, not for trade.” “Got folksont here?” “Nil, I, hnvn’t got a folk in the whole place.” “J see.— ; Wall,stranger, you’rg curious customer. ,1 don't know 'wliat you arc.” “ Well, now, my friend.”said he "just look at me', and. say what you think I am." VVflli,’;’, 1 skid I he. ‘ mini, after a . very seatoliluj; look, “ I think you're either, a Chicago bunimer or a traveling .preach ''6? ’? ‘ 1 ' ’ ’ 7- '' i r-;®/'Starts-Isaid: X have iiohe some heavy work inlhe way of platforlia speuk liig—very'heavy it was, at any rate, to 1 the. audience*,‘ fur I have iio doubt they [Pirns'' the,; Scotch mlnlaier’s ootigrega tiim'dldi;.'iYou k fßiiien ! ihet, wheg lie fold Ills' Neighbor that he spoke two home .iip|’‘i-(iiiif; tiih 'day' l preyhius, <S|C neigh bor auld .lb hitiw P Why. minister, were yoh' iiol -tlrwc to death? “ AavMiae, 'gaid'lid;X;; jvus as .fresh as a fjose; but it would have doneyar bean good to see how llredklie congregation was.” -'‘You recollect when Koliert Treat Pains (you don’t recollect it, but you re member the fact) was on the hei.cn of ti o Supreme Comt of MU'-sachuselts, tie,hud got to.hequito aged (Kobert Treat Ptiine, the father of the poet; hy the wav—den t cunloumi them) and the bar desired mm to retire .from the beuoh : : so [hey ap pointed 1 Harrison Gray Otis; who was -very polite and accomplished to go and see llie Judge and talk with him on the subject. He suggested to the Judge that it must be a very great inconvenience to him to leave ills home so often ami ay lung. “Olil ho was always ready to .sacrifice id- personal pref-reitoes for the 'good tif’ ihe'euuniry,” “ But,” -suggest ed Otis, “you ora not iu good healui, you are infirm; aren’t you. afraid thin excessive duty will kill you?” ‘VYes,” said.he; "but a man cannot die in u bet ter cause titan administering jUßtlee.” [Laughter.] •* Du vmi see an well as .you used to?” “Yes; I can see with my .glasses very well.” “van you hear uh welt as you used to?” for It wan notori ous that ho could not heUr anything un less yelled through a trumpet. He said : “ Yes, I hear-perfectly ; hut they don I speak as. loud as they did before the Revolution. Dr. Cox was going out of my church oii« evening, and there was a shower of ruin falling outside, and the people were therefore detained at the doors and did not nass out as rapidly as usual; and Said io a distinguished clergyman of the Bap tist denomination, then In Pierrepont street, who was walking out with him said he, “ Brother, what Is the reason of tins di lay ?” “ I think,” answered the other. “ there is a, shower outside.’'— “ Ah I" said the doctor, **there are quite a number of your persuasion here; they ought not to bo afraid of the water.’— *• .No,” said the brother, “it is not th • water, but the sprinkling, that they are afruid of.” “ A said Doctor Cox, “Iknow that they ore afraid of that; and yet it comes from heaven. Somebody Loves Mr.— I Two or three years ago, the Superintendent of the Lit tle Womierers’Home iu Boston received urequestone morning (rum the Judge that he w uld come up to the courtroom. He replied directly, and found there a group of seven little girls, ragged, dirty, and toiiorn, heyoud even what ho was accus tomed to see. The Judge pointed to tlie utterly homeless und friendless and said: “ Mr. B-—, can you take any of these?’ “ Certainly, I’ll take them all," was Uia prompt reply. *' AM ! What in the world can you do with them ad ?" “ I’ll make women out of them." The Judge singled mil’one even worse In appearance than tlie rest and asking ? “ what Oun you do with that one?" “I’l make u woman of her.” Mr. T repeated firmly, and hopefully. He took them.all home. They were washed and dressed, and provided with a good supper ami beds. The next morning they went info the school 'n'nmi w.lh the res* of the children. Mary was the name of the lit tle girl whose uhancti lor better things the Judge thought was sniall.’ During the forenoon the teacher said to Mr T—in reference to her, “I never sow •i child like tiiat; I have tried for an hour to get a single smile, uiid failed.” Mr. T said afterwards, himself, that her face was the saddest he ever seen, sorrowful beyond expression; vet she was a little giri—only. five or six years old. After school he called her into his of fice an'd said pleasantly: “Mary, I’ve lost my pet, I used to have a Utile girl here that would wait on me and sit on my knee am! I mved her very much. A kind lady and gentleman adoped h“raml she went to live with them, [miss her and 1 should like you to take her ntacc, and be my little pet now, will you ?” A gleam of light lilted over the poor child's face, as she began to understand him he gave her ten cents and told her she might go to a store mar by, and get some candy. While she was out he t >ok two or three newspapers, tore them in pieces, an i scattered them about the room. When site returned in a lew miuutes, lie said to her; “Mary, will you ciear up my office a Ihtle for me; pick’ up these papers and make it look real nice.’ She went to work with a will. A lit tle more of this sort of management- in fact, treating her just as a kind father would —wrought the desired re>u!t. Sue WuU I Wasastoniahe* 1. The ohild’s face was absolutely radient; and half fearful of some mental wandering,' she went up to i er and said: “ Mary what is it? What makes you look so happy?” “Oh I I’ve got somebody to Jove me, somebody to love me,” the child power ed earnestly, as if It were Heaven come down to earth. Thut was all the s cret. For want of love thut little 'one's life had been so cold and desolate that she had lost childhood’s beautiful,faith and hope. She could not at first believe in the reality of kindness orjov for her. It was this certainty thut some one loved her, and desired her af fection, that lighted the child’s soul and glorified her fa *e. Mary bus since b*en adopted by w'ealthy people, and lives in a beautiful home in Kew England; but more than all its comfort and beauty, running like a golden thread ihr nigh it all, she still finds the love of her father and mother. Shall we, who have many to love, and to love us, refuse to be-comforted to see any va ue and use ialife, any work for our hands to do, because oneof our trees ures may be removed Iron* our sight— from our home ami care to a better And oh! shall we let any one of these litileones g » hungering for affection—go up even to God’s throne, before they find “ one to love them ?”— Mrs. 0. John son: Tilings i>ono. Some cooks will throw nut the water in which incuts have been hailed, with out letting it cool to take "it the fat. Bits of meat are thrown nut which would make hashed mea' or hash. Tlie flour is sifted iu a wasteful man ner, the hrcad-paii left witli the dough sticking to it. ..if Pie crust is laid hy to sour, instead ot making a few tarts. ' . - , Cold puddings are considered good lor nothing, when oiteiitimes they cuu he steamed for the next day. , Vegetables are thrown away that would warm for breakfast nicely. D sh cloths are thrown down-whore mice can destroy them. Tne scrubbing-brush ts left m the water. Tuba and barrels are left in the sun to Urv and fall apart,. Nice handled knives are thrown into hot water. ' - , ... Bilver Bpoons aro used to scrape kettles. Cream Is allowed to mold and spoil. Coffee, tea/Wpper ami spices are left to stand open and loose their strength. The cork is left out of the molasses jug, and the dies take possessi-m. . Vinegar is drawn in u tin basin and al lowed to stand until both basiu ami vine gar are spoiled. „ , Dried fruits is not taken care ot in sea son, and becomes wormy. • Potatoes in the cellar grow, and the sprouts are not removed until they be come worthless. , , - Pork spoils for . want of salt, ami beet because the briim wants scanling. Bohes are burned that would make e °Cliithes ard left on the line to whip lo pieces In the wind. Brooms are never hung up, and soon arc spoil'd. Carpels are swept with stubs hardly fit to scrub the kitchen. Teapots are melted by the stove. . Water is forgotten and left in pitchers end allowed to freeze, In winter. | Slops for cow ami pig never saved ; and in many other ways a careless and Inex perienced housekeeper will waste, with out heeding the harifearued wages of her husband. [The above' are household leaks from Mrs. .Haskell’s Household JSnrycfojjedla. There arc sumo who doubtless, cat) learn something,by reading them. JBST Children should naver be allow ed to remain In a room where people are smoking. I have known many children ruined by breathing the vih sumac of ihe father's cigar, and some times the mother’s pipe. If a purout’is so ve'-y ignorant ol tlie .aws of lift-as to smoko wTierc young children live, he is a barwariau, in-med. —-HeratU of Mcatth, Wooden' Rnllrondi, CURIOUS AFFAIR ON Till: AmRONpACKS. A correspondent of the Montreal Oct' zeile gives this Interesting aecotiiitof u wooden railway now in operation ai Clifton, in Northern New York, near the Canal line, an l on which immensecpmu titles of iron ore are transported Irom t ie Adirondack mines: “The grading is the saino as for an iron road, except that slitter gr.ales can* he as cended. The ties are of the ordinary de scription, hut arc not squared on any side, and on the (’lifton n<al are placed at the usual distance of three feetapuri, except on tlie trestles, where there are three ties to every two yards. In future, however, the engineer proposes to put the three ties to every two yards, us he proposes running heavier engines. The rails are of mupie. six Inches by four, but in future their shape will be al tered a little, without increasing the quantity of timber, making them three and u-lmlf inches on top by seven inches deep, so as to be better adapted to the In creased weight of the engines (fourteen tons instead of ten.) Notches are cut in the mund tics to such a depth as to keep the bottom ol the rail about two Indies Tom the ground after tlie road is ballast ed, and the rail projects sufficiently above the notched tic to a low the fiunge of the wheel to pass. The rails are fastened to the ties by a couple of ban! wood we Iges, driven in opposite directions on ifo** out side of the rail, within tlie notch. This has the effect of making tlie whole super structure one solid* mass without the ad dition of any spikes or pins. In making the curves the rail itself is bent to the required shape, so that there is no angularity’ whatever in the lines of rails. The treaties are of the simplest description. They consist ot two upright slicks of square timber .immediately under the rails, let into a transveree stick, which are brared to the sticks of timber 'aid lengthwise, from one trestle to another, immediately under the line of rails, in r ueh direction. Tills is further supported by a similar stick «• timber at each side, from \he htud»of the trestle to the base, in a slanting direction, the whole ol which is lei into a squared log at the base. The wooden rail is not a new invention, hut MK Halbert, the en gineer, ’.as succeeded iu making it avail able without using u particle of iron in the whole s rucluro, and has, moreover, demonstrated that such railways can be used for long distances at a moderate cost, and'this is through a country where au lr«.n line, as,ordinarily constructed, would be practically an engineering im possibility. Mr H.ulburt sa> s that he is willing to contract to lay the superstruc ture of a wooden railway of his own im proved construction at the rule of $1,500, American currency, a mile, where maple and hemlock can be obtained at reason aide rales. Since my visit I have heroine so convinced of the extreme usefuln as such lines of railways in developing the resources of a new country and acting as IVedeis to the trunk lines, that I have no hesitation in prophesying that betore many years we shall find them running in all directions through the Dominion. Tl»o Mormon Exuilnn. THE SAINTS IvhKEINO I'KOJI UTAH. The Salt Lake Reporter of June Ist has the tollowiigg interesting news: S'nee the work of building the great Pacific railway high hopes have been entertum* d and cherish ed by u large number of mien and women InTJtuh, known as dissenters and apos ■mitpifliir ruoiigi-unnr .... «-»»» >—- ■■■■■. an avenue ol escape would he open for them, and they could make their way undisturbed by the hirelings and cut throats of Brigham Young, from Utah to the States. They have waited submis sively, endured the threats and invec tives o» the bastard leaders of Monnonisin in Utah, and prayed fervently for the opportunities which the present railroad afford. They quietly watched the pro gress of the road, and their hearts throbbed with joy up* u the completion, of every section. They have , been de nounced from the Brighumile pulpit as “apostate doge,” and the Duuile assassins sent on their track, but still they perse vered, and zealously, though quietly, adhered to their belief in M**rmoul»iu as taught by the martyr, Joseph H'ollh, al though theirHWea were in jeopa-dy for so believing. The dissenters and apos tates, we are assured, are by no mentis few, and it is openly stated that all who cun rid themselves of what little proper ty they still possess will flue the Territory and return to the Suites. Yesterday a party of dissenters and apostates, numbering' about forty souls, all families, under the leadership of M. Warren Waiting, late President of the Josephite wing of the Mormon Church in Salt hake City, arrived at the depot, opposite the city the greater por ’tlim of them coming from Malad Valley, and tile balance from Salt Baku City ami vicinity They chartered a ear from the company, for which they paid $1,400, and have provided themselves with' at.l. the necessaries required on the trip. They piirpose.,seltliug in Nebraska, on the MisaonrTrivAr, near, Omaha. From per ■sonal acquaintance with Mr. Walling and several others of .the parly, we can safely say that they will, make good, lionesi and indu-trioua citizens in Nes hraska, albeit they strongly adhere to their peculiar religion.. Tills, we believe, is the first party of “discontented Mormons” taking their departure from Utali who goalrti e way hy rail. “Straws show which way the wind blows,” and heloro the. season is over tile number of “discontented” that, will be heyou” tire reaeh of the 'bloated hierarchy will amount to many hundreds. Corini'O being the only city in Utah not under the supervision of combined “President,” Apostles. Bishops or El ders, witli a host of dominee'ing brutes ever ready to do their biddihgpit oilers and guarantees security to gll seeking protection from the priesthood, and dis satisfied Mormons can fit out here and lake tlie ears.to tne States. JOSH BILHNfIS INSHORKS IIIS LIFE.— I hum tew the conclusion' lately that life was so unsartiu tliut the only wa fur me to stand a lull- chance with other bilks was to (jet mv life inshhred, so 1 called on the agent of the GaWieii Angel Life Insurance Comp my, and answered the following questions which «rere put, to me over the top ov a pair ov guold specks by a slick little, fat, old feller, with t; lit tle, round, gray head, and uz pretty a little nose us any man ever owned. Questions: 1. Are you male or female? Ifso,state how long yo have been so. 2. Are you subject to fits,and, if do yuu.liave more than one at a'time V 3. What is your precise tiling weight V 4. Dili you ever have euny ancestors, ami ifso how much ? 5. AVhat iz'yure legal opinion ov the constitutionality of the 10 command ments? ' 0. Do yu ever have eimy nltemare t 7. Are you married, and live single, or are yu,a bachelor? 8. Du yu believe in fotur state. If yu du slate it. 9. What are yure pivate sentiments about a rush ov rats to the head—can it be did successfully ? 10. Did you ever commit suicide, and if so how dns It seem to eiiect yu? 11. Did yu ever huvo tberocezles, If so how many ? After answering the übove questions like a man on ibo eoiifeniiailve. the slick, link- fut old feller with go d specks ou, eed I wuz InsiiredTur life and puilm lily would remain so for a leilu uv years. 1 thanked him, and smiled one of my must pensive smiles. VOL. 56.—N0. 2. llMv Wdltor itedk Wrote. In the 'SVavcrly Noycla, then appearing in that hiai*ve)r,uHly rapid succession which astonished the wor 1 !!, there was Hiriimple reservoir of ueahh,'if It had been wisely secured, as well us of fume But an alarm ng Interruption was threat ened by the illness of the novelist. Hlh malady—cramp oi the stomach, wlin jnundfce—was attended with exquisite pain ; but in the intervals of compira live ease his literary labors were contin ued ; and it certainly is fact in ll emry history that under such uireiitnKianetis tlie greater part of the Bride of the whole of tiie Legend of Montrose, and almost. tiie wliole of Ivanhoc were produced. The novelist lay on a sofa, dictating to John Bulluntyno or to Laidlaw, chiefly to tiie latter, as he was always at hand, where as Balhuityne was only an occasional visitor to Abbotsford, Sometimes in Ins humorous or elevated scenes, Scott would break off* with a groan of torture, us the cramp seized him, hut when the visitation hud passed, ho was ever ready gayly to take up the broken thread of his narrative and proceed cw rente c.atamo. — It. was evident to Laidlaw that before he arrived at Abbotsford (generally about 10 o'clock,) the novelist had ananged tiie scenes tor the day, and settled in his mind tiie course,of the narrative. The language was left to the Inspiration of the monuo-t ; there was no picking of words, no studied curiona jedeffas of expression. Even the imagery seemed spontaneous. Laidlaw abjured with some warmth the dd-wiie exclamations which Lockr hart asceihed to him—as 11 Guide keep us a”—the like o’ that”—“eh, 6lrs! eh, sirs!” But lie admitted that while he held the pen ho <tas so deeply interested in the seen** or in the development of tiie plot, that he could not help exclaim ing, “Get on, Mr. .Scott, get bn !” on which the novelist would reply smiling. “Softly, Willie; you know I have to make the story,” or some good-humored remark of a similar purport. It was quite true, lie said, that when dictating some of tiie animated scenes am) dialogues of Ivanhoc , Scott would rise from his seat and act the scene with every suitable ac companiment of tone, jesture ami man ner, 'Both the military and dramatic spirt were strong in liim—too strong oven (or crump and calomel ! The post script to a short business letter from Ed inburg, June 14, 1810, refers to this busi ness of dictation ; Put your lingers in order, and buy yourself pens—l won’t stand to the expense of jour quills; so pluck your goose ‘a God** name!” And it, vvuo*i»lucUed on ibis tn routed t the sorrows of the Bride of Lammermorc. — Gentleman's Magazine. Only.—Only one drop of water at a time that'had found Us way from the mighty oceun to the dike, and was slow ly wearing a little channel! Only one drop! Yet. if that little child in his morning ramble had not notice*! it, who can tell what the terrible result might have been ? Only u stray sunbeam ! Yet perchance it hath pierced Home wretched abode, gladdened some stricken heart, or its golden light found Its way through the leafy brunches o< some wild wood, kissed the moss-covered bank where the tiny violets grow, and shades of beauty 1 to adore its lovely form. Only a gentle beam ! But how many aching brows hath it fanned, how muuy v hearts cheered by its gentle touch. Only the stray bullet, that pierced the noble soldier boy as he trod the lonely midnight round, faithfully guarding the precious lives entrusted to iris keeping, and the blood slowly ebbed out, and the sunbeams foil on the cold face ot the dead. • nnfcVrt-flftrffßftfi&ll’lVi h i itrtWr-ttV trickle down the furrowed cheek of a widowed mother. Only a frown ! But it left a end, dreary ache in tliar child’s heart, and the quiver ing lip and tearful eye told how keenly he felt it. Only a smile ! But ah !it cheered the broken heart, engendered a ray of hope and casta halo of light around the un happy patient; made.the bed-ridden one forget itw present agony for a moment as it dwelt in the sunshine of joy, and lived in the warmth or that sunshine. Only a word of encouragement—a single word! It gives to the drooping, discouraged *pirit now life, and the steps press on to victory. Symptoms of Old .Maidihm.—A Scutbh paper thus details them : When a woman begins tb drlhk her tea without suuar—that’s a h> mptom. When a woman gives a sigh on hear i ug of a wedding—that’s a sym ptom* When u woman begins iosay that slip's refused many an offer—that’s a symp tom. When a woman begins to go to bed with her stockings and flannel night cap on—that’s a .symptom. When a woman begins to say what a dieadtnl set of creatures men are, and that she wouldn’t be bothered with one fur all the world—that’s a syifipiom. -Wpen u woman begins to change■ h**f her shoes every, time she comes in to the house after a walk—that’s a Symptom. .\Vnen a woman begins to have a cat at her elbow -at meal times, and gives it sweetened miUr=- that’s a eyrholom. . When a woman begins to be usharhed to lake oft* her bonnet '.in a gentleman’s company because she’s no cup on—that’s a symptom. When a woman begins to rub her lin gers over the chairs and tables to sert if thev are dusty—that’s a symptom. NVueu a woman begins to say that a servant has no business to have a sweet heart'-time’s a symptom. When a woman begins to pu t her lin gers before her mouth when sho is talk ing to anybody for fear (hey will see she’s bmfug her teeth—that's a symptom. When a woman begins to talk about rheumutishi in her knees.and elbows— that’s a syuiptyni. When a woman begins tal king about cold drafts, and stops up all the crevices of the doors and windows—that’s a sym to*m. Jo sir Hillings on Strawberries, The strawberry iz one uv natitr’s sweet nets. Bue makes them worth fifty cents, llie furst she makes, ami never allows theib tew he sohl at a mean price. The culler uv iho strawberry iz like tile setting sun under a tliiu cloud, with a delicate dash uv the ruin ho in it; its fragrance iz like the breath uv a baby When it furst begins to eat wiutergreon lozziutters; its flavor is like the neglur which an old-laslitoued goddess used tew leave in the bottom uv the tumbler, wliMi Jupiter stood streat ou mount Ida. There *z many breeds uv tills delight ful vegetable, but not a mean one in the * lU £ 'think I have sto'e theiri, laying around loos, without any pedijsgge, in somebody's tall grass when I tMHKJazy schoolboy that eat dreadful any white sugar on them, and even a hug occasionally mixed with them in the hurry uv the moment. Cherrys is good, but they ore lew much like sticking u marble with a handle tew it. Peaches is good, if u don’t get ciiny ov the pin framers into your Ups. Watermelons will s>itc tjimybotly who iz sullbutu wiiit half-sweetened drink ; hut the mutt who ken eat strawberry's, besprinkled with crushed sugar and bespattered Willi kreum (atsumboddy clse’s expose) and not lav Idz liuml on lilz sunmmik, and thank the author uv strawberrya atid sluiomuks, aud llto pbeilow who pays for the strawi ori ies, iz a man with a worn out cousolenco—a mpu whose mouth tastes like a hole ill the ground, i.ud don’t care what goes down it. \ lady deserted by ouo man, has no other remedy thau to appeal to twelve. . accoi JOB PHINTWO. . CajUds, Handbill. CzbouZiAbs, and every otta # ( er description of Job and (U&D Printing fr*d.iothenedtepl style end at' low frrlrea* * > f M Coincidences In (ho Life of the'"Wapo-?M' ; ■ Jeon*. - -- - '4>j The first Napoleon was in his fbrty-;:)Jj fifth year when ce'lost the throne. The third Napoleon was at the £ saiue period of Jfte (forty-flva) when he .•] , gained it. Napoftou I was.flrowneJ on ; ; li'O 2d day of Becepiber, 1804,* On the V same day of the month Napoleon 111 was crowned,in 1852. Napoleon 111 had been exiled lorayear,and Imprisoned for nearly 1 sixyearsattheFortressHam. Alterheloat the crown, Napoleon I had an exile of u year at Elbe, and Imprisonment of six years on the rock of St. Helena. Count Moutliolon, an intimate friend of the first Emperor, who endured the six years im- | prisoument at St. Helena with him, spent also.hla time in captivity with the ' six year prisoner at Hum, Napoleon Iff. The first Napoleon was four years Consul of France—in fact, was elected for ten years—-before he vyas Emperor.— \ The thiid Napoleon was entering the. fourth year of his presidency of^the Re public—had been elected foy lep years— I when 100 Imperial scepter dropped Into his hand. The first Napoleon started for : rit. Helena on the 9th of August, 1815. { Just one' quarter of a century after that, f in, 1840, on the 9th of August, the gates ’ of his prison at Ham first ringed'upon his decemiant.' The elder Napoleon com menced his career of prosperity in 1790, when he assumed the command of the army of Italy. -Just one »•. * century after that period, lirlB4f>, i.ie third Na fudeon escaped from his Imprisonment u Ham and bevau his wonderful success es, which did not end uiitil be mounted the throne of France. . Napoleon I had but one child by his . marriage, and that was a eon. Thatcon stltures exactly the family of the third Napoleon. By a curious coincidence, the -birth of the Emure-s Eugenie wan on the GO of May, which was the anniversary of the desrh of the old Emperor. She seemed destined by fortune to p u rpetuate the dy nasty from the very period Its founder hud deceased. Napoleon I was a second son of his lather. Napoleon lll—exuhidlngaohild who died in infancy—sustained the B"me relation to Ms father, of those who gain- J . ed maturity. One of the first acts of the Emperor Napoleon I, after his. accession to the. , tlmmeV was to take opthmpud of the • ; army in Northern Fran rot* at Boulogne,! I j and to discipline it for’lha't wfiliderfulf \ campaign against Uie Rus-Tansand Ans-- '/ trians, wnich cloned at Ausrerlitz. Na-i I poleon 111 had hardly.becatue.Kmperor' | I»fi prvwPpywl-hT-tht—rottlV place, , ! and there superintended ond commanded foi months tiie troops who were to em- 1 ! bark for Sebastopol, in the war then pro gressing against Russia. •’ These coincidents may be accidents, [ but they are certainly accidents', of an f extraordinary character-accidents that are too many f *r an easy explanation. There Is much similarity between the Napoleons and the Ctesars. The first | Napoleon played a part In the world’s | history strongly resembling-that of the J great Julius Cte-nr was succeeded hy his nephew Augustus; and Napoleon I has, us his representative, his nephew Louis, was a man of craft rather-than « man of war. His first remark was that “Tem ple of Janus was shut.” which in the Homan practice signified peace. The third Napoleon remarked, early in his reign, that “the Empire was peace ” Bo close.ls the analogy between these Roman Emperors, who returned before Christ and their French successors of. eighteen hundred years after, that when Louis Napoleon’s Life of Caesar appear ed hardly a point in it was hot supposed to bear intimate relatlonto hla own fami ly, and that U was only -necessary U> strikeout Cresar and insert Bonaparte ■tn tot 1. tbA- wimlA nftnr v,... The Man Who Won’t Pay 'tk: Prikteb. —May ho be shod with light ning, and be compelled to wander over gunpowder. May be have sore eyes and h chestnut bur for an eye stone May every day of his life be more des potic than the Bey of Algiers. May he never bo permitted to kiss a handsome woman. May be bo bored to death with board ing school Misses practicing the first, lessons in music without the privilege of seeing his tormentors. May five hundred and forty-three and , a-haif night mures trot quarter races over * 1 his stomach every ui« he. * ' May his boots leak, his gun hang fire ■ and his fishing lines break. May his cofi’ee be sweetened with ffees and his sauce seasoned with old dried black spiders. , May he be troubled with bed bugs and rausqUltotis every night. May he never strike oil, and be con tinually blesfeed with nothing. May his cattle die of colic, and his pigs destroy his garden. May his friends run off* with bis wife, and his children die with the measles ' and whoop hg-cough. ■ ' May a troup of printers.devils*' lean, lank ami hungry, dog lilh heels each day, and a regiment of cats caterwaul under his window.each night. May tlic famine stricken ghost of an editor’s baby haunt his slumbers, and hies murder in hisdreumlpg ears. May his cows give sour milk, .and dliuni rancid butter, in short, may his daughter nlarry a one eyed editor, his business go to ruin, and he to the < Legislature. • say ray boy, whose horse is that you're riding? ‘‘Why, daddy's.” “Who ia your daddy?” “Don’t you know? Why, uncle Peter Jones.”— “Ho you tirellh© bod of your uncle?” “ Why, yes,-1 calculate I am. You see dud got to be a widower,, and married mother’s sNter, so I reckon he’s ray un cle.” “Boy, you are hot far removed from a fool I” “ Well, as we alnt more nor three feet apart, I think it 7 s just as you say.” Brevities. —An illegal husband—an.in-valid one. —A net to catch a woman—a bonnet. —Sure way to stop a woman’s mouth— Kiss it-.. r-A sweet sight—A pair of lovers chewing taffy in a theatre, —A shocking thing to think of—A gal vanic battery. , • ’ —The best place to look for board—in a lumber yard. , —Not a good way' to raise in tbe world —by the gallows. ' —There is* only one excuse for itfipti deuce, and that Is ignorance. —'The devil owes most of bis suksess to the fak that he is always ou hand. -The surest way to lose your own health is to keep drinking pther peopl. ». —What kind of ease is disliked by all t, Ans. Disease. —A fashionable party is now called , Daugbterculturalshow. « r —lf a redbreast comes into jour friil| ! : i gurdau, does I.e com® there it robbln ? )| > - Why are the clouds like coachman llecausotbey bold the rains. :j- ’ —Marrvlrig and settling down is now ; ca’led co-operative housekeeping. —A backward springs is produced bs :i|! presenting a rod hot poker to nose. i —Has it been noticed lhat ladies whfci like long trains are partial to wopirtfo;..; "kirts ? —Loafers, as a class, are no fools.-ar by arc always an owing eetbffcL: z,
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