IItKATTOft. ‘OUt COUNTRY —BAY ITALWATB HI ttIOUT*»WT KIOHTOt WRONG, OCR COUNT**'” - * ATfSOO'PB ; '■ ■; CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY %, 1851. ; , r sssssw,i, "^ !,¥!H= 7 !B!sy I Tile ln tha.Uth Century* 1 [CAN VOLUNTEER rrmlAy, ai Car Mu If. I'n’. I * JUlif B following cunilitluua wliicli wil-Ue UNEASY JOE. 1 FAT.ASiTwSAnT ' ~ I “ LOVB OB' Wl*BSi ~ , , Job nomstead was nno of thing uneaey, restless Dr. Thomas Chambers, Fellow of the Royai Header, have you a wife 7 She demands your loro .i, , v, bcinea who nro never, quiet « minute whether awake College of Physicians, London, has published a and attention. You look hor, with your own consent, . A slight nkolcli ol tl)o history of. ll '* * ’ ..S S'rr,. twilling and turning, volume on Corpulency,or Excess of Fat in.the and .he must not be neglected. She h... her right., Uou. eon'jHiet l Iron, a . always uncomlbrublo,and lie was umvorsolly known Human Oody. In (t he stales that those who at- as escrcd after marriage as beloi;d. Consider whsl P, rut W confidently rely, will i«w y ....ititonca jv.-=: : ~ •;*:. ?*»« or BtnjscßirnoK _ ‘ among his companions us Uneasy Joe. Sometimes la |„ l 0 great age are generally thin ami snare, with your Wife was when you look her. Sho. was.young w »» l tt *• m “f mh * d " „ jL, c ear f a \ JoroneyeM.lnsdßflses. ‘ we used to play off practical jokes upon him for, the considerable tat about the heart—"a prominent “nd.liippy, perhaps (he Idol of a hapfi ~m a» d ® l J ‘ e da^‘ ■ y! 40 , r «Mlrnlco out m than sixniooii“*aitd fun of the Wg, hut goner.ll, speaking, if wo lot S Moiw * * .llpnugena- «*»*** « •? W* f * *1- ZTIZJI ,ulZTl^S td (hlnco ex"iu BuillMiQiltiiiiaiicabefifilUeduniilaU arrvnroeps arc paid, )i|m have his own Way, ho made mirth enough by 'naiti« i n vnnt i.’* Tim fat fllcmk-lmarlpd fishers fireside. What,bus she done for yob? She *noia, sDoljl. ilio year ijeo, aim inciiv i,» ,j '' price nfßuiißcripilon p se |iing himself*” Among’ Ins numeroo. dislike.. If m „ certain aio' ! tltose who to Join her de.ltnloSwilli'yuurai.to >.“*“§«• io Ihe western Asin. luto Egypl; who do not poyluadyatice. 'j oe despised rata and mice. Indeed ho said they - £ •R* ~,-*,l- rt s,K h ' n n nt ! homo lumpy jto do all llial woman's loy.o end the northern portions of Africa. , seemed horn into existence on*y to tease and annoy top.foUrßOore yoarß being raroy oT thjlofeoj cotfd% t npHer. lo P J« lo lighten .the ImrJep ofyoSr Pf.oceeded over AsU Minor, lireece, and the Arcll- . • . . • •«® him. When a child, ho was bitten by, a mouse, and der * Ihe Doctor lus not told us how one gels life,>||,e lol\ her hqifiefor'fours; bur»l asunder, as P»lugo, almost depopulating llioso regions in its . • •. • • severely too, (or which reason he always dreaded fat and the o,her gets lean—hut it seems II is not ,j t Wcro# ufe bonlM of love which had bound her to march. According to nqnierpus ( wntors where U °®M6®S^SKg t -Il on "* .dt’t.rn' * ’ . A them. If Joo had occasion lo visit any new hoove,, owing to the amount of food consamdl, for some her imherV home, seeking no other boon limn yohr was most spared one person out ofthrcc, t?»those who adverils, by or to sleep in a slrongc room, ho.never failed lo give nien will get fat if they cal very sparingly, while | affection. She 1011, it may bo, a homo of indulgence ™ one out ol five j but whore U raged mopl violently, inoiiiba. the premises u careful inspection to assure hiinftelf others gel fal, though they consume, like a horse- and ease, and now-whal must be her feelings, if she scarcely one out ortmCen or twenty escaped doslruc tri « - that there were no mouse-holes about; Wo roomed leech—-the ihld man throws off fat as soon as finds .you love her lens than before | She had her t»on. borne countries, partly by the plague, and ini lie" nSouili together one night ih Now York, and I laughed at he makes it, the obese man fcjs it Up in deposit cyficcfui/onn, und they .wore,,that after m«Moge>ou winch awfully trcqucni dporssoiiiii »f the court Uuusc, Where Joe for his watchfulness and close examination be- —ihe fiery breath of the lion keeps him spare,the; would bo us lavish of your kindness, as in the days Jl that time, were left c((li(ts desolate. U appears to «»“"• L fore retiring. j loss restless grazing animal gets floah. Fat ituu; lt*r batrothment. What will ka her. fueling., tf mvo t.u.amad Itva or .ti montlt.n„ |J.c», «nd ■ y ™W oW «" u i ,l t' i,!b, ’ andßolo,,cdlbc,, -' vil . “Yet here'ffbes " and Joe suited the action to life onfl * .kifklgwas hot the discover lli»8. sidelungs, mend your cfolhcs ufiJnilcntl to the wants lory. At Avignon,the mortality was terrible. Wht'ii word and lnaocd into bed '. 9 . Galpn quoting from an older Greek philosopher, of iho hou.aholdf Did aha not think .ho waa lo bo ‘ Br*i kroko out there, no fowaf Ilian iixiy tit Ciir :lt must havo boon neatly morning whon Joe awoko says, “fat in Ih. liotnan frame is used in the same ; mnii p,,j, her oonncclion with the man alto melite friara died beforo any body knew how, anifil oe with* - way as oil supplies the flame of a lamp—when * dared to love 7 Did you nut .olemoly'awcar at the. w, ‘" imagined niurdered one another. •■Hi.ti liisl! deal you Hoar that noise there 1" the flame is lesspdvmfol, lees fat ierefloiteil, ami majtiogoaltar,to leva and cherish her? , 01 the oiemijora ol the English College, at Av/gaiou, "Not a bit of it, Joe. You ant dreaming,” wore- If is laid by in a treasors house.” An over-delj Jfyoti do not, tbenyon »ro guiliy; a recreant to am ona was 101 l .olive; .ndufihe wholei pnjmlu lion, plied, turning over lo goi n frc.lt nap. velnpemohl of fat, however, is injurious, for sligln. Heaven and to her, Jfyofl f»o«wlallhM>i her'tear. ■>“' <>"“ h ''°' ana “'p, a ,„ P r'ihw 9 !j P 'ta' “There it ia ogaih.” • , : aooidonts to fal persons.easily produce erysipelas, 1 will be witnesses against you. Her sigh, will haunt md,m anr.ihe-40(1. Proceeding iiorlliw ird.the ,cb. “What?” f. ■ • • low intotalion, Enn ß rene, &o. In reapict to 1 yea I- year ianely hour.. He, e,rq.wpm brow iteoae.reached P„,ri.. where tuwep oirsU.OUO pee. :* Yorf ell the noise. You uneasy thing, * B 9 becanm Mow thaya a namrul horror of the var.miD, there- ihe \ ry corpulent; but lh P man with an erect 01 , , Xbmil thobvginmug of August 1318’. the scourge lure there, dldn I you near hut uis . form, good amount of flesh on his hones, and vvhoffb . ; • . bROYVL&Rsfi epnc.irod ip England, sproadiug every where such ' 'r*'*'"* hT nldermani ° ■ eommhniiy Who'^ to .Jeep i! off bemre morning.” • dtsl,notion. : . ■ \ , .' go .bout will, vinrgsr raeo,,grewling beoan.e seme. vFuugl,! you liav'nl any feeling for my nerves." Th<( Land of Mystery »m { «ems. |«<J f "'« “bovo litem, or, beqsu.e the yore not ap- J h ,3f 3 died w!lb?u sir rhuntba. *‘N»r vou- fur mind, 10-wuko mo out of such a . _ . . . , • •preclutcd os they sliuuld be. mid who have a constant .. v *% \ . ’ r ,, r.v....tni aoerXieep fer neS.” It is stated that Col. Gaines, of I'oxas, is aboql aaWo , wlll , ~g elr Joo slipped noiselessly out of bed and seized one >" head an exploring expedition to the G, a.— |,avd m.db a very grave mistake in vlte estimate of; ’ fl bovond bosc onliM of. hi. patent 'leather boots, which lie felt for some Somewhere near the junction of the Colorado of abilities, ot arc .unmitigated ossein , .Iti either J’r W.lei Scot’ time no the floor before be got it. ease, they are abroAeoato, this f.ulU ?.!“ "Winn are you up lo now 7” mid we. - , fllifing. with condition or position occurs, there , J 1 P Emallwl, tcaidcnlt'but strange lo “Be quiet, it's on the table, don't you bear it? pit is' always a jSgnl of self respect. If people'despise B 1„ , 110 " i"fvc lri»l. were but liulo afrccled. p.,t. pit pat.’ - md (.11 tf slaw toy». If jotr •» «»rt, {’ .349 lho pciUeMee entirely eea.ed in Bngl.nd; ‘•Well, it dues sound like a mouse.’* shftw It. Do something, and kccp.dolngi .If yott i ul V| ia ' l i n :i P( . w ;L , 0 a m»ii(puntlnMefl his march thronali Joe b illuiiccd the liuol in his h.tnd an as to bring arfi]tt?riglil down clovqf fellow, V/asn tho wormwood . . ® » innwop marks nffn> .1,0 heel to boar aa the weapon, and felt Ids way, £ o<Bvou? face, and slmw ynnr. good will by your o ' r ' ! , iird dS 1302 liar table by tbe bead of Otejbad, where the noise ~as m>. Then if jxmplo feel abovd yen. go 'tr‘,|gbl ofl P ( . , ,* (Jl>plori | l b cfleol. reeling from ‘”" r Ef tfita visitation, fed upon the bends of Ilia I'.unforlunate aphaoynu are. mechanic, or a farmer, or a .hop , A belief. Was prevalent in several W- 1 “ " J°. ur .‘ U P no ph higher. If they .well , , „, |h lial|i CoUlc g {),„ , % ,uiencc by Whqn they paosjouln if o a(r«l awe r^lahl> ? ln m J y if lids decs not “ fetch them, conciqde .yc y .gopd P, ln ac . rcd b „ thousands ).y Urn nautrejfly M.ey .« y-»c,u.bU.nc£ / pi. Twelve ibcc.aodcr them were land ply them for missing such a capital chance lo {„ „, a B ), lgla oily ol - M colf; and lo ether ElK:l, 'f’ 1 . ~■ j. ■. j ‘ ■ parts of Germany, tifuy were axtcrminalcd. BpoMy "O'er e.l.malo. e man at tvb.l ha ima- No Bin> ;f ar vi.ilaliup ha. sioeo afflicted thowerldl gtne. blinacif to be. He must si.ow hlmsejr to be ; „ t H„ Us.ury afford an, instance of a Pressed of self-respect, .ndepeodeocc eoorgy to , „ r (h 0 , nmo „a.ire, cq.ully wlde spread dr wUI and to do, and a good sound hen I. 1 hq.eqqal. de , tMlo j! lndaed ln ,t mMl „ vot j other tnemora. bloln.,.heeof.be P lagne,Uh.. been limited .« a lo go round,Tiko jiai'ics, iClniTlj n*jw"inrojpn, 1 or lo a particular city. abyho them, and whining because society witl.nnt .. them intoitscc* 1 * bo»»S> r.t'-''- i*- •r.r‘i’ .. - : _ ,'VVC' ifUBtoLISD BOY AT PLAY. V.f: •!,(!;•; 1 :_f~—: ' ■- BUZ* COOK.- • : • , , :*J\ *fti* blind Boy'* been at ploy, mother, 1 aVr•’?!) t’ we had ; ;» ty ;Wa let) ji!u|;on opy way. mmlicr, ■ - , , h,,tefc mill, mollicr, v *}»!»£ i filltn* Wolf rt made Aralobow o’erjtpr rill, mollicr, ' ' i 1 gulden son.rays ployed 1 ' - V/i - • V bqtwtionwe shouted at Hie scene, • f rt'’ H l T’And'h«ll6l Unclear blue «ky, Blwd q>)lte t|m upon the bonk, a lung, lung sigh. -' ■%*:*■&* «jptTcfU»in Why tuTwept, mother, v t > Wlt*n o’fer we flmnd thpep.-ls ,\L' v- - When pnvt>vlalti«q •Ippt, mother, ; , v , f < - i fJ'et wUi Ctr*at.m*rv><*. J r,. tearsran down, - t '. s.iVTimiii.r dir..*.,., , - - P&’f Bigtrtlesi hoy. mother, ' • -'i Uuffbi ma’l am , -js£- l£c»n IMkXflth Joy, mother, t (i>v*.Um l»yl; WtlenTseeihe dancing sttcam, * rdd-anrt while, • - . / «.fe i l , “ -'I knO«l‘upon lli« meadow sod. -■ -'vAW tfiatik uty flod for WgliC. , /.'MIR* BIU*B D^FICULTV. shirt, Mrs. Uim V’ asked Mf.'Bftn?is’he struggled artd strove with a des- encase himself i« a clean shirt • *liBV-M^i v Uitn, had Uid out for him the night prt*- ■ • ' 1 know,” sil<V ••tvliat’s in it unless it is sou fiiitpf She pot her eye* open, ii iif .Ure morning ; site had, in (net, In r slu.uher Uy Mr. linn's 1,1 u^lu( li<< re was in his, ijiiesli'jn l'«n a respeelabh’ a 1 8 " solemn an hum in- the :' 1 t^y.:b*.ol l k. and she didn't had' f in* •$< she heeamr* tally conscious, atmhininl the question ofrer-in_ her "herself "vor. and fnnK. if kef• gfc,M[r» UfiJ operauuns, dimly revealed by a sickly, hioktnn lamp. going to Albany that morning »■>' • n<i l h« night previous Mrs. Ui*u -hpdVcWflSiyMaid out Hit* aforesaid carmen! for fV toutt* for the j mrney. Kveryihmg had i.' \b‘een!jfpl%iitiy over night for an early mhii—b-.ois i* ’ &pr« shaving had been perf.irmed. >hr v -yalice the shirt would most undouht- Ivk tdly doniied then had not he lenred ■ ‘ shop. At f>mr o'clock he had ■* l< w aked”aJy g«i<»rthi4 panis in his JJdSte 4 the shirt. ' . lie haajwfflgsirangei wooiy filing about the , 4yea, wh!^in|> ) (PXperienced f»VMe (he morning ~ ablutions ? and everything was seen ' fhrough a which, wasnoi relieved .by iwo' laioppltttoat dismally burning, tinder jliie disadvanlttgo Mr. l>. sought iho garment where It hadJeeled the night previous. All right, And now in it gwy,hurry ho seizes tfpou U. thrusts bis head wUhin Its foidrf, pushes desperately for Ihearma, and‘ge!B,lt,on Bomeln»w. •• Dlanm the thing r ho muueftd to him Self, fft hW gently, and then louder,- » 4 %lierfe'f* the buttons!” and he fumbled away desperately in the dark f and then Awitai has got into thU shirt T” casing the string 6f ejaculation, and Mrs. U; answering In manner .‘ind form as above, turned over. *• There isn’t iny iiiff-ning in the dickey/’ «tn» M ho, “and the billions are all,on lire wronfc aide) r c.m’i f inako bond nor mil of U." Here Ire gave another . , plungethrough lire cotton. “ « soems ns if lire Old Olio biiiis-lf war In it,” “ 1 shouldn I bn : •uruflsed,” said Mr*. Uprising on herelhow* ri Wouldn't hive tjeep that she’ wished to convey the Idea (liaVahe iitoUghl her spousu the veritable bn -1 Irtg whom ell b'eipgs Inild In such holy hor* something, and this Ai ai an'acquiesoopl rpapdnse to the suggestion of ‘jj,. far in soothing trouble, UU' fifcOTSS red and steamy. Ho, in fancy, iteird'lhVcair-b'ellllriglng in the passengers, and Poles of the engine, as it gaily the ground, whistling like a plmigh "y HUUwrs» •*»<* ,l ° saw expect - mm away from tho depot, cur n,,(l I>oru hu WQA< a hundred ; ilboul hia chamber with ■}<iwiW»n;Rra gutting his shirt on! said Mrs. U.. ‘ and lot me I l K®ttiiv«.B- did os sire desired. He •• muster spirit slrova ogainsi Ihs iVaro aflidksrelly, and it Imd ovorulrelnied \>iSj#fshd lm»tiVy Msibiiyiidy sliild-liks. that aim •jljjjirecllonio’Mnbolhn light, h Was a niiano. /EKlji the wsji for nttsor was hapiismol oppolla ■SdnW?re |B»jtjly-»«J»#eil; that straggled ilicts fcrsiftslanoe.s llglill 1 He brooght' liliiisiilf and light Irefoto Ins llien. , Af uulh, helpniafe. ’ " Why. for heaven’s sake!” ' vile B dldn’g. exscilv sea lire relevancy of the • VjgSWfer’shiit on bounm Side «p !’ ■ 'fhe liulH flashed up mMm st once ihni suoli ma*rbe the feet, and ho aitaighiway proceeded lo f.Sm«df.ihev)ifflcolty. This see speedily done, Undjhesrrivfulial lire cars jual m season. Iho was thinking about. i . and laoliy .slats lliat ho had a wife lo con- are,—How swocl is social affoclion ! ' d irk wiilioul, wo Imvo light with. ■' in. ■’wfitrrmrW'dr.lurb lire hroail-whon sorroiv : ir brdedkfanmiMSwJfillouri—wlmi Joy gnlhors in Iho ■ , circleyf,(WdPmf»tßOl lire world and all its an ■ ‘ mo flJUe* # wHUp^vbMPi with soolwl klndncißs »hu! jhUn o,nhdl Wdtihappy wire has liouim that vibrato ,'.|h sympathy wilh hls own—who t« olreorod by lire ■miloa of alreuligniand,lire voice of landered.a,. tat rtlirtfdlfdSh Iftrraltlf'cold—ltt lII* bare and «nhire, iliv. unisd'lltlld (ftlhOK alahif hi lire place n| hurlnoaii • ' --‘ .sabfirwlllui/lre diiiera'lllo arlf ,il l..»o-lilliown ohe. V)fSilied l ciVcle—ho forgets nil theso, nnd tno cloud] -•iff .. . t.u brow. iiruJ }ho tor>nw from hl« bejrl., r °t* ■viiinutliinp'ofhifi with am! children, HU* ; . .hti|i'ofi<.y ihhi* f*i Hdliidf ih.l’ win’d- art rfW adequate loespreas. »« . i aSWSL'n sdsagar lo lire J«gs of social kiudnoa., liut ddl Uegari Ib llvd, “UUlt the litllo .rascal is nibbling, something lio: Hub (bum* here.” ■ M jHt him huvo it, Joe, and then keep quiet, for heaven 1 * take/’* hollowing’the sound, Joe Boon got within striking distance, mid poising his weapon, ho brought down Ilia heel will) unerring nhn mid precision upon his victim. Sure enough; the litllo pit pal was stopped, and after bongfaliilaling himself, ho crept'to bed ng'iin. Nest morning,- Uneasy*. Joe found \t,»\ U« had smaslwtl liis valuable gold repeater into the Shape ol >i pancake! • : • Ilow lU® Boy Knew hla Father* , At « justice** court in the. Green Mountain Slutc, ,iionuvAru'HrjjiUr , *i 4, »* r ' ftrl,^'', .* , w"** r " ,,r T ,r ' ILJI 11 wn« related to Ub by one of the uKornoyM prc*onl an I(u> okciMoh. A vtrf iU'tuiuteii permm w-ib don. crrMl tii’u ftlrcel brnwl, . UHfk nlgiHj and got « blow from somebody, which rcsullml in »» bl mb iyei a „<j H dun fvt tumuli and billvry. In course uflhe trial u.oon of the phimifT w«8 called to the stand n regular “chip o the old block,” übnnl touMeen ycuiM of mrc. The hoy U‘Hllfn>d In some knowledge oflho affray but couldn’t giv** ninny particulars, as the night was a very dark one. “Now «ir,** Maid the cross examining nttnrney, “will you venture luswciir that vonr lather w«> there m nil?” “Vcß.dlr, I know he Was ihcro. 1 - “But you didst*! p6o him, nor hear mm speiikj how then do you know he tt'nß present ?’’ *»>Vhr» I’ll tell yon; just its I cumc out of the gulp. I hoard’ Juu Smilhf'lhe defond.rijy. holler otft “there Homes the old dWI! !‘* and / knew he meant twtW" ■ Exchanging PulpitB.--A few tulles below this viliag'S nays a P-mghkeepaiecnrrespondenMhHre now lives, And boa lived for several years past, a worthy clergyman, a.man, however, very short in stature. Uprfn a certain Sunday, about eight fleara ago, this clergyman was invited.by Jhe pas tor of a chnroli in Ibis village, to ( |»ll Ills pulpit for the day. The invftjftfon wan accepted, and Sun flay iftorning saw Mr.'-——ln the pulpit. fsuW H happened that ihu pulpit was a very high one, aft’df rft'Cordingly, nearly hid life poof Mule clergy man from Mtw. (loWever, the congregation, out of respect, managed to kee|V their countenances, aria vlifi over pious l.nces, seemed religiously unxiot'/s Tor the noft. They were not obliged to wait long, for a ,hhea And two llttfe eyys flmWenly appeared' nfar the lop of the pulpltj tfnd jt sejueak- Ing tremulous voice fn'. nasal tones the text:—“Be of.goou dlieer;'it is I; be nolafraljl.." A general fear of laughter followed the announce mnnU-lho clergyman became confused, and turned ■rfll sorts of colors. Many, in the general uproar left the church, and it was a long time before the minister was enabled to proceed With lila sermon, so abruptly broken off, ■ ' PitnnuNCiA s t , rori.r-A very üblo but rather dry preacher bold foVlfi'on “grace" nnd “ free fiill" nnd ■undry other raihcr complex dogmas or religion, (111. his hearers worn nearly asleep}, at l*iat (10 concluded with this awakening {cihurk: My dear hearers, after all, I can only s«y, Ibal, however Iruo I believe •1) t have said to bo, Common (alert don't agree with roo," Hero be closed. The noil day bfi6 6T hjs ox* collcnl deacons culled on lilin« and soys Doctor* I.Was a itelle consumed by your sarmonl ycslfcMaV, and my wife is too;- and the fuel Is, nary one 06 us has. any liking for common (afen, and so I have brought you o bug of, rule Down-Easi (due noses; they are ,lho best talert you over oat In your borni days. Rile 'em dry, Doctor, and they arc as mealy as dr|ed flour." •. 6V " DibiiioN an*'Strength op Character.—l have lived lung enough, lo know that man makes liiu own fate, and that the strongest In character' the moat •Ingle in a|m and puVpdso,. and (ho moat direct in acf, ara llit happiest from thato very cause*. TUo only roul misery je weakness* Regret, wavering, that kind of puerile idealism which demands all before it can. bo satisfied, and which will not fintj .huppinoaß ofaulUoloncy in thul which it has; tqdecision, weak** noBB in any shape ia unhappiness! n strong, bold, do* lormincd, energetic nature, must and docs conquer events, and make life and nil thalsurrouhds it slaves to its own will. And when I hoar men or wuinon lament their ftlo, I often draw down thoir IndJgna lion by turnlng'lho balance, and’Showing them how, by (lioir want of nerve and muscle of character, they have made thoir misfortunes heavier, or transformed whul in other hands had proved n blessing, by weak noas into a curse. Oh! above MI would I Inculcate on people these wordst— 4, M«ko your decision tirmiy, net promptly, and never look hack lo regret impossi* hilitiea. or wualo a life ao valuable and precious in ro nrranjfnp' (lie pn.l. end in felllo ,«*eflc« ever n now . , ASiNdoUn Trek. —In Hie Wmd of Orn.'iint 'Dninb’iiV.llinre i" » wWißuli.r «b| ! i'l'iWi'- , ']llo lorroil) r u n r ,.,."_l,ccii\nc II only fliinrhliM In llm n |[lij — At dim'll, no fli'Welß mo in 1m w«n, •»«?«'. Il ' 1 " I,nor oftrr. It l> qollo full nf lllfin. Tl'oy jlo ■} R .■wool Riiloll, 1)111 Ui'd.uh tin nmnor liohior lo ri ino noon tliom'l limn rdoio afllir'm fall nl,Rod nlliorii rmao i nil) end llm. It'Contluuo. Doweling In l 0 t' H 1 “ ur “ Jog llio whole your. . ' tho West with tliat river, lB’a;Bnntly region, scan tily supplied with brackish waller, nhd hacked by sharp mountains, never'acul£d fry tfie foal of the whlio'man. and this there is some .reason for be lieving to be the** emerald tha Aztec princes.- Gov. Hermendez.once bhbjjhla handful of glittering chrysials of un Indian from .itlpl Sec tion of the Gila country. After some years* dolapr , It occurred to film to submit those beautiful speci mens to a French lapidary in Mexico, and after' some hesitation and debate, in the course of which Gov. J 3. began to suspect their value, ami ten thousand dollars was olfercdand received, for these precious stones. The purchaser Vent to France with (hem, and Gov. Ifermendez made an nttompt to penetrate the exact situation of the country whence they were brought, but the Indian hostil ities in-tlml quartevand his own death-ended the quest. Col. Gaines was bis friend, and it is Sincere Itaye neglected to accomplish-?* rou e along thfc hotth bank.of the Gtla^aaJftnafcllJs capabilities df the unexplored Centralia, south of the Mormon lorr/tlt; ..The.country between the (Colorado and Gila I** /(oil In mystery* mines, and, dangers, and the eijerprlsin£ Gaines may have wmul&rs lo relate if h'e livea to fßfcbfd k ,a discov eries. TO fc.--- Though, when before thee, dearest mold, My gestures do n<>t 1011, . The pain tjiis achingheart doth feel— ,K (tain 1 cannot quell f 1 love thim'Wiih as pure a love As honest heart uVr knew; Oh! whor. fore dost thou jheu forsake A heart so fondly Intel If then* be pity In that heart, (And surely there must be!) Thou «lit not drive mu to despaif, To die lor.love of thee! ~ Ah! pity then ibis One sno'thing word but sn.y; And as these burning tears fl;»w forth; My cares shall with them stray. • lloo'sitca Arguments.’— “Gentlemen ot Ihb ju ry,** sold n Itoosier l«»\vyer< “I ai satisfied of your integrity and sense of justice, and so ar my .client, and I yespecl ytfur honesty so much that, if .I war as rich iu; Julti) /acob Asturia, I would not offer you a bribe on no consideration. I scorns to In fluence you in any manner; hut I bog leave to ob serve in the most respee.tftil manner, ulihout any intention of woundin’ your feelings, which ar no doubt,aa lender as a barked shin, that if you give your voMicl In favor of my client, It ar my seiiled intention to lake you to the doggery Tor a drink twice round, (the. Judge and constable fnblmJed,) but if ypu ar deaf to the volco of law hnd } ' honor, just a? soon a* the cum have ad] umtetf, we mean to lick* you like thunder." Fashionable Pietv—The poorest kind of re. . ligloh is better than none. We have it of all sorts, from the frivolous to the fanatical, Tk‘* latter dooms all who do hot belong to tho.samo com munion toa'bhil. of .Hnomltim I6rni.cn,ts—lhu for mer worships God, provided ,the church ft fash-; iouahle, or tfcojipw honnet came homo in season. Fanatical \ne\f reads the command to keep the Sabbath. Mn.U thou shall have no amuietnnU, thou nor thy soifenor daughter.” &c. Fasliionahle 'pldlV titles in r.fmrch In a carriage, teeter* up the middle aisle with a triumph of g(ailfirid:«vaiHiy, and with a slinpe/ of elegant gelf-sntisfaollon stlySv "l/ortf be merciful unto us, miserable slh ncrsl 1 * Iliuimeui. Sim'diMem's.-Tlie fallowing extfeel iu lulcon from Nolt’B address tn young men. Il ls a com of aarpaatdng brilliancy and beauty. VV« have scon the exlraol published onoo dr (aloe be f.re, bill n<> -slurred from lbs original,as to have loat much of Ms freshness and purity : . •■1 would frown on vice, I would favor virtue— favor whatever wmild elevate, would exalt, would adorn ohhrablnf, allev(hlu iho mlaer es of ~,y spa oins, or contribute to render ilia world 1 inhabited, like io hoavena to which I looked, a place of in nocence and.felicity* -Though 1 were longer thanllinae ephemera.Hintsport mtin qf the summer's morn, during Hal short hour. Would rather soar with the eagle, and leave tho record of my (lightand my,fall among lheal»'»|l than to creep in the gutter with the reptile, and bod my idemory and my body fopaf/ipr In ma dunghill. However short my parl» I wouul nolU| well, tliall might surrender my existence Without disgrace and without,compunction/’ . JW •’"of "it’ Lying In tlio tthrrimohoVtnml most con vcnliomil of nil vVen; It in one llml pnivmlcfi, more or lens, every plnno nf llir mmoinnilvl nun n in I'niicli'il in Im «" n»ee.noiy (n tin) cnrrylng mi nf i Inimnii; nlTiHtn, Hint tin' |irncliim In Incilly ncrenil A liln |ilill,mo|ihernny». llml nn empty' pocket on. ln"il.B "mom nnn gmnl n «tilf between > V''l S - fro". Ini re.ertr.ll.Hi" in ll.« lawyer "Hie intere.l nf hit. «s ihai which dlvhh* Jj , r |, aB dc■ui.’* in the merchant ami Bhup:kcqii*r “secrets hl« frlem! «lm millionaire. Jhat phlMojmer ~ , , . , [travelled some.* ,1- .* • , , J {WnHd'pliytliTonty In cßfles’of ijoCPßaUyi ihey lhnt us» them oibprwW.nbiifm tbmnt»»lvpfl Inm w.n«k budlp# nq«l Ughi purses* tlu»y «r« remedies, but bnd ropruntiong; MAIiniKD ACAI.VST 1116 WILL# Sir Waller Scoll used to relate the following cu rloii* uuccdolo s ... r . My cousin Wally was a midshipman some loiy ycars'ngo in a ship nl Portsmouth. Ho and two other companion* hud gone on shore, and had ovcralaycd their leave, spent all their money, and hud run up an immense bill at a tavern on the point. The ship made the signal for sailing, bat Ibolr landlady an iwcrtd: .... ‘ ;* No, gentlemen, you shall not escape until you i pay yugt r.oyfcontagt 1 * and alio accompanied her words I by appropriate action*, and placed them under the lender moff Iqo.Df • .ufficiont number of builiift.— iTlloy Icli (lull .Uic# were. In a «er»p«< and petitioned very hard to bo rc10«8e1(.>...,.i I,'*'* •. • I “ No, nn," fluid Mrfl.Qulckloy. « I must bo satis I fied’m some way or other; you 914*1 be aware that will bo totally ruined if you don't ge( on board ;Tn time. ,, „ v , >■ v i The sailors made lung faces, and corifOAßOd trial 1 w. 'ii« Ir.utj. \, .. “ Wclf." said aim, “I’ll give you one chance. i am so circumstanced hero that! cannot carry on business as a aingle woman,and I must contrive some, how to hitvo ■ husband, or at all ovenlß 1 must bo able lo produce a marriage certificate; end, therefore, tho lonly tcfme 6n which you eh«!l all three have leave to to on board to-morrow la, that one ofymi consent to marry ioq. I don't care a snap which it i*»* but 000 of you I'll have, or else you’ll alithrce go to jail, and your shin sails without I” »• Tlievfrugo was not to bo pacified;and tho poor youths, left to themselves. agreed after a lots, ami It happened to full on my coutln. No time wan lost, and off they marched to church.'. The brldo on-returning gnvothem.a good substantial dinner, and iovpfal boltlca of wlno nplepo.and having lumb. led Ibuin lulu a wherry, sent them ofl*. The ship sailed,'and tho young men* scrupulously adlipred to tho oath of secrecy that had been mace 'previous to drawing lots.' • The bride merely wonted to bo married, and was , the first to propose un .denial separation. 1 Some months nOoiyal Jamaica, u file of papers ■reached the midshipman's berth, and Watty, who' was observed to bo looking over them, carelessly rending an uftfcounl nfu robbery and murder m PnrlH mouth, suddenly jrfmpcd up, forgetting in his epslacy lilt oath nf secrecy wnu cried oult ‘‘Thank licavcn, my wf'fe Ik hanged I" An Awkward nikaUtte* A faTuvcf will* t'ud it cult' from a liolchrf, ■dcuiieil him to drive il to hiefunnend piece il-ln lil» .Utile, which lie lecuidlngly did. flow It hiipiionril tint verj tluy.'lhitt a men with a gHhdlng organ end dancing boar, (tuning by Dial way, begun their nnlice in front of the farm. After onioning the former fur iennve (lino, lltc o(gitti mm entered the form bnueoj ■it'd'anted the former ft bo Could give him a night n lodging, but he wen nt o lung whore to pul the boon. Alter tiiueing n llll(o,he dote/mfned ta 6r(ng.lbe nnlf innida the lioune for I lie bight. m)d |il«o« thn beer to the itinbfr.'wltldli win done,, IJow tho timelier, ex peeling life oelfwphld romuln Jn.llto etableollnlgbl, reeulved to .teal II before morning, end tho former and life g’ueal wore owokenod by a feorfol veiling from nn out btillding. IJotlt got up. and taking o lantern, entered the .tattle, wltore Ilia former found, to hie nurprlec/tllt) butcher of whom lie hod bought tie coif,'in tho gronp'of the boor, winch wee bug, o nff him iromondohily, for ho could nnj one, being nm«M. Tho farmer immediately umloratood tho bU(o of tho care, and briefly mentioned tho clrcum. »taiice» to tho owner of the hour, who, to punish the butehor for Ms intended theft, colled out lo the boar, ••Hub him, Tommy,” which tho bear did In real oarnoat, the butcher roaring moil hideously the wimjq lime. After they thought ho had suffered enough, iJiev act him flee. nnd the butcher slunk off, gM to eacape with Ida lift?, while the farmer and hi* guoal retired to ilicit* bode. flaa. r.vuTiNCTo??. variety ofjokes at the expnsB3^rWlB I UJMI& (on; ond the Beaton Poal hna said some admirable thing*'in her name, which huvb been copied far and wide, tnlhla way, many, have become familiar with tho faiqopf that pimple-hearted. old, lady, who orb dgnofant of the cfreumaijco, «fiic|l gave her the notoriety she,enjoys, and niany.olhor'i, go aofnr with their scepticism *a lq esteem her a sort of Mra. |l*ir» ria, whopo name la merely-a Jroree.for the convenience of newspaper wits..- Tula fa.all a.. ml«» take; there’was a real Mip. Partington, ana ehe owed her fame to the wit of Sidney Smith, who, in d speech on .the Reform Bill, at Taunton, England, refotr.cd lujier as follows r '< 1 do not mean to .bo disrespectful, but tho attempt of (ho Lurda Id stop tho progress of reform, reminds me very forcibly of (be great storm ofSldmoulli, ami dftlio conductor the excellent Mrs. Partington on the opcustorU in tho winltronB24, Ihore set ili a great flood -upon that town, the lido rose to an incredible h?idl.H,'the 'waves rushed-In. upon, the houaca, and everything was'tlircdtoncd with destruction! In the m.dsl of this aubliioe opdterrlble storm, liaino Par* linglon, who lived upon tho bna£h,.wae seen at the door of her lipdao tfilb mop and pattens, trundling her mop aad aquoualng out (be sea water, and vigor; oualy pushing sway (bo Atlantic Ocean. Fho At (antic was roused. Mrs. Partington’s spirit was up; but 1 need not toll you the contest was unequal. Tho Atlantic Ocean beat Mrs. Porllnglon. She woe cx. collenl at a slop, or a puddles but alio should not have meddled wilh.o lompcsti aj Vohf casc-r-bo.qhicl and-fllcudy. You will teal mra. Puflfnilbn.” ■ TI<B XOAFBtI. “I hniot no home on earth, , Nor no wlmtc else 1 spoae; Misjforlnnn fnlJows um ,j Wln-rnyer *boulB‘l’jiopa; 1 snnso that.when I dies, From Hsian IMI be driven, t made to loaf about , Outaiije the walla of Heaven,' With none to take me .litr-Ti • . , No friendly hand to greet me— mite to cheer mo np— And not a darn’d soul to treat met** . QTMO(Nr.aB of PuarokE.—ln whatever you engage, ‘pursiiu ii with u sieodiiuis* of purpose «s (hough you were determined to succeed. A vacllhiiog mind never accomplished anyihlng woilh ri miing. There la nothing like « fixed, steady aim. It dlgnlfiv* your iiiatufo omnnsUtea ynn(/,aucceM. ~W.htf have done (he most for mankind 7 Who havc.aocurcd the rarest honors? Who It-ivu raised ihomsclvor from poverty to riches f Those who wore steady to their purpose, The on,n who fs one to day and another to.morrnW _ w j lo an idea poll moll (his week, while it drive* him ilia next—is always in trouble, and docs juni nothing front °no year’s ond to another. Look «nd ndmlro thd man of steady purpose, ffo moves noi.cloisly along, and yet, what wonders he accom plices! lie risoa, gradually wo grant, but surely. The heaven* are not too high for M,n», ndthrr sreilm •Ura beyond his reach. How worthy of imitation.' Piudb Afto Vanity,— 'Die proud men'despises oilier moo. arid derives his chief pleasure from the comoin pinion of his ow/> importance: Itio vuln man stands in need of the upphiuso of others, and cannot bo hap py without it. Pride it apt to bo reserved and sul lon} vanity is often' ofT.ible, and officiously nttllelniy. The proud man In confident ofliHmcrli, and thinks {I so obvidu* to all (ho world, llml ho will scarce give himself the trouble to Inform you of it} thovaip man, to raiio your admiration, scruples not {9 toll,you, pn(y the whole (ruth, but oveo' u groat deal more.— ]n the mini person, those two paswlont mny.no doubt, bo united I'huJ some men arc too, niwjd to be v«in ; and' sbiiid vain men are Ton c/jnlclout of their own weakness to bd proud.— ZJrciffe. t ■ A‘fnßliinn.ililP lndy. bptna inquired of bow aim liked the dinner at tv distinguiehud party, her re ply was: ■ . “Tbo dinner wan swrot bat nvy-Pont was so promote from the niebnnek that I ciuld not rnlUy jny nppeliii*, and the plekeivd rherrii n b«d mirb u ‘defect on my. bend tb«t I made h motion t" lenye thiMdde, but.Mr.--—-gnvo me somu burtaliorn Which beteuved tue/ 1 • NO. 3(1. <®jjba anb SSnb/si. True,— Old Ballou,,in his. “ Complete Angfur,” after having civon soind choice directions . dress a p.ikcj pbybrvqs'lhat •* this dish of meat is too good for any but anglers, or very honest men. 1 * ' ■ INDOI.BNCB.—Therq i« po saying'shocks Ma w much us liml jw|ii(;h 1 fcoar very often, that n insn dues not kr.ntf (low to pass his time,” , It would been but ill spoken by Methusnfeah in the trine .Utfn* dred and sixty’hlutli year of Ills life.—Cdielri/. £j»Ohl Sir iartica llerring was remonstrated witli for not rising eurllbr—'* I Can make up my mind it,” said ho, *• but cannot make.up my body.-* To Make a, wtson, Star*.—Mark« dawn.., oil tho money you spend foolishly for three months.. Allho expiration of which' lime, add it upland,your, eyes will grow to the size of saucers. Tub TJiiaqtT Mkmokr.— The hardest thing to Imlcf in this woiid, is un unruly toqguo. It beats a-Jiol smoothing iron and.a kicking liotfic cohsidciiibly; Lying; —Although tiro devil bo the fptbcroflhs, lio seems, like otlicr grout inventors, to have Lai mucli of bis reputation, by the continual improve* hum Is that have been made tipon him; •’ Beautiful Sentiment.—Tlio belief that guardian , spirits hover.around ihc'palha of men, covert* u tplgbty' truth; for every.beautiful, pure, aptVgood tliouirLt, which the heart holds, in an angel of mercy, porifyV tng iu)d guarding the soil}. .. .. . EorrT and America.—-It la stated In the editorial correspondence of the Hoaton. Medical and.Surgiiia,! - Journal, under the dale of Alexandria, that a({ Uis flags in Egypt wore,kept olhulf niast.lhrcesucci’S-. vivo ’ctyy*( when, tho death oi General Taylor was announced In that country. ai. EsmntTioN.—«Fro,rti’.China will bo sent to the *'Xliihiiiun, specimens ofgranilt-, und tools u*id In cutting it; Speciinensof. the wood arid (nab arid in carving (ho iduls or joshes! a finished idol, and its house ; porcelain ,and colors, with brushes* cultbn quilts, and other Chinese curtbsrtios will appear. kings would only determine not to extend their dominions until tlioy had fitted thein with hap piness, they wouldfind tlio smallest territories too largo, but the longest life 100 short, for.the full, so compllshincnt of so grand snd noble sn ambition. Fame.—-Uuinci the historian,Was a competitor with Burke for the professorship of logic, in the University ofGlasgow, made meant by (heappoinlinent of Adam Smith, to the chair,of, mpru) philosophy. The /deep tyds given to a Mr. Clow,’ who,owes the porpelralhin of his name lluis. lung to (ho dl»»snrufsfic4,rival# whom ho disiaiict-d, and the illustrious professor whom ho succeeded. (LTEvery man’s actions form a centre ofinfluoneq upon ojlicrs; and every deed, however h Ivl i.l, his some weight lit determining the future destiny of the world. - - . 5 Law,—Law, like a razor, require* a ’strong kbenness, and un excellent temper. N. 13. .Many ol those wlip get once “ shaved with case and expedi tion," seldom risk a dccuml operation. ij Tho Washington National Monument lanosf eighty feel from (ho'surfaco ui v tho ground, und Ula expected lo be two feel higher before!the close of llib season. Ulo.phllosopbcr Says, (bat an empty poca. ket ls: u great gulf'between lippo und success,** impassible as, that which, divided Lazarus’ from his Characteristic.—'“ John Bull,” poya jt.-wrilpr, •» sees with hi* tingorp and hears'with his toes. En \ lo* a .gallery of pictures, you find all the speclalols longing to y'ccouiu handlers. Oo to hear sn opera of Mozart, your next neighbor Keeps all the while kick* Ing time/as rr ho could no(Ki|i It without.” • GvvvAabicß;’r-Tho*l»ioro o' man is armed,.the less he’ll tight. Whenever you see a fellow.mixing la society with l.vo revolvers' ami a*heft full,of huwlo, knives, just set him down as a coward, that *tonld much ao'incr pull heel Hun trigger.' Bravo men do* pend on their pluck fur success, nut.their tools,, • Counnam, tho illuslriotu printer, is erid to* bpVo bepu bom mid bred, and to luvo,lriod and/dted•.ln' extrema piivvity. U is stated tint ho came to his death nt the oirly ago of forty. from the fatigue pf carrying homo a load of half pence paid fur oftti of his immurttl works. ’ , 4<s , . MoxiCoKtllistiTiONS.—The Maharajah hf Jatnoo has.nont -a collection of shjwls, papier mocho Aiid carpels from Cuslnnere.to Iv<ih«r<*, en rooty Cut Jam* don. Their ruhm is £lo.ooo,end to tiio trustees of the grout fair. contributions, is a suit of armor, inlaid with gold, &r. Foreign News.— Tho lilo news’ ffnin Bumps In* dicalos on Improvement in Colton, Wheal and Corn. The indications of a War in the Germanic Stales Is subsiding! and, iho gcnernl condition of Europe is \inasmdro pacl/lc’lhan at list accounts. 1 Guizot, the 'celebrated French slalrsmnn, has-yc* (urncd’to Paris, where ho takes up his winter'cpiai*. tors. We Imvo seen il iiiliiiulid (hut ho srilicipaiea (ho caily recall of the Bourbons to the throne of • France. ’ \ j.r'v • Con.— When Is a chair like a lady’s dress t j When it’s •«(-»<!. ‘ t . - . i Ambition.— Tho rr»..d atnhilton travels;U too;nsr* row,hr Iricudshlp, 100 Crdckod fur 10ve,.100 ragged for honcidy, 100 dark, for science. , • . . ’ SoiENTirtc.—The fiVittcl Saium, which, moves in. its orb'll iwcnly.iwo thousand five hundred miles an, .. hour/Is more than three hourm|k moving tho lengtfh of ii B diameter. A man mowWhe.length of Ids hi, less than jk stbonil. WJildli moves tho luateit, tho manor the planet 7 - ■. A Fair Hit.—An exchange says, “It has Keen said that, in apilo of all the medical science and ays* tom of tho day, a sick minister who has x rich cup., fffcgadqn, can only he cured by s vuysgolo Europe, •A singular fuel In therapeutics.” • i- ’ ‘ M llabi^l—Whatever wo do wo do IVant habit.V Ones ■f’ Commence doing good, end you will fmd lu a short time, Il Is as easy a* lying. ( ; , (Cj*Tho trials of life arc the teals which ascertain . hew much gold is in us. Mouk»tt.—There ore two daises of people l|i«t • oun afford to bo modcal, (boao 'Win (kmwcm a amuuul of knowledge, and tlioao who Imvo but )ili|o. FonoivENKM.—A deaf and dumb poraon being naked lofcivo Ida idea of forgWcnoaa, took ilia pencil .i»d wrote: “U ia the awoctncia which, (tqwoia yield wilt'll kr«a»»pl..d upon.'* neruuiATtoN ia forgotten in England. / PonDaylv?*, nhi lihh hud tier allure of nhuae Irom John Bull* who now bi-gina to find out llml lie catrujd the joke too, far. A London luttor aeye tU-»t nearly one Ihouaand, sliurca In Ute- PonneyWenU UuUroud- wee recency, aubacribud for by perl'ice \u London, and wUboul any aulicUation. «. .. •, l} * t , •• - CAMfottNu;~Tbo l4.Y,Trlbnno eeye thnl private odvlcpa from California aleie ihjil nietiy of the qopiia.. lisle In thiil SUlonrcr making a move for e (.hnngo in. the constitution of Californio, rout (o Introduce Af rican »livcry, ! . SostBTmNU.NEw,—II is alniod thnl llajUvlg Volt. Ulnclu’r, it G( i runm haturolifttihaa lolrujluCfii oJivnl cd’roller lii Scotland, wtifch'huihg over the ipm). burn* (lie wpeda, and funiialitpj in (bo ualita, un' oxeitllei.l manure,, ■ l . '{, ’ A Cuei"U* CniMi.-i-Tlio conada lekcrTorlheThlriK W»rd o' Pi. Louis, rr poll* haying. ,m»ft -witl|.n,-«|Ji|Jd, only fitlhi ii)i»nllwidt|,l\viM»ly*t*lgb«JnohMbf.lieljbU „nd wi-lgliMliliu'‘‘lM. Riif.(boQcirhwh)’ coiwM*lm lbo ; ciil!d now iulka endepbuka fluently, (nid dUUuvtJfl ! ' ’ ) !| . ATOM.
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