c!VP PRINT; \ BIM Lsvionim4 K AND JOB )141 , T$lL T. CEi TYSBUR.G. FA ,1411. added oar alreacty . .f r Fancy Job Type, premued to acanamodale our ohl ad allMthers who may favor us with e. in the best style of the.art, a lotiee. and on the most reasonable of 'very Descritption, Lommemi IN F:CUTION SURPASSED IN s - rvi.E. AND UNRIVA LLET) IN I'llE.tl•:cEss AT THI INEL ore, St., Gettysburg, Pa A I N Mil mental Printing, rye s q POSTF.itS to the f,inallSt (•_+any. 'ROIAL PRINTING MIMI tDS, CARDS, NECKS, DRAFTS, ENVELOPES. LAIIELS, MI . BILLS 'TS ,k RECEIPT BOOKS NI/BILLS, IX)11(;EIIS. nuptly. in .thr 1.,..5t manner, and at be Vt . r% lowest prires, AND PAMPHLET PAINTING, 11 orders, in as good style and at as any omee in the country. ask a Mal by tboae desiring lbw as ANTES SATISFACTION, I work and promptness In ailing orders Y MAIL PROMPTLY AT TRICDRD TO. E GETTYSEURG ritiwwwlDA 2' ADVERTISING ME IN THIS COUNTY. 13UB8CRIBUIS oomprtaes the the community. It circulates snag the farmers, and Is read • has Oa largest el:eidetic% In PUBLIIBIIXIII 11 , 111bAY 111111111.1111141 " I td BUEHLER & CO., ' *Utilisers st, behesett Cbtirtltonse and/Hawked; Goa 1/Shtrait Tgaid£l.4) , F 'PUBLICATION Tern &ran hipublialted every Fri- •! day maniagAMilia year In advance; Or 4110 not paid Withiakherair." Ntisabsitiptionsdis. continued until ail immerses!' are paid, unless at the option at the publishers. Anviornermicirts are inserted at reasonable rates. A. liberal reduction will be made town= I advertising by the quarter, halt year, or year notices will be inserted at special rates, to be agreed upon. ma-The circulation of the BTIII AND SSNTU4ZL is ohe half larder thain that ever attained by aay Adams amity ; and, as an adver tising msdhun.lt cannot be excelled. JOB WOita of all lauds will be promptly execu ted and at fair rates. Sand-bills, Bbinks, Cards, Pamphlets, &c., In every variety and style, will be printed at short notice. Times Casa. Xrdtilsland Cards, &c. J OHN C ZOUCH, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, Collector of Book As gu mt 4 s, Promksory Notes, Judgment Notes-, gdo &a, and prompt re. turns made. ,e ds to writing Deeds, Mortgages, Judgments, Notes, Agregtnents, dc. Ne De w c. 9,181 Oxioni, Aftm• ms county, Ps. 0,--3 M eOLELST & WOODS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW GETTYSBURG, P. Orries—On Baltimore Street, same heretofo occupied by the late arm of M. & W. McClean. Nov. VI, 1870.—tt J. X. XXAIITH, _ A'TTOBNEY AT LAW. Collections and all legal business promptly at tended to. Office on Baltimore street, south of the Court house. June 18, 1889—tf D. XeCONAUGHY A&OZNEY AT LAW. Office one door west of liviuDis's Drug Store, Chambersburg street. Special attention given to Suits, Collections and Settlement of F"*".• all legal business, and e V s ms to Pensions, Bounty, Back-pay, and Dam against U. states , at all times promptly and atiooded Land ciently warrants located, and choice Panus for sale in lowa and other western States. June 18, 1869—tf .; A J. COVER, . • ATTORNEY AT LAW, Will promptly attend to collections and all other Business trusted to his care. Office between Fahnestocks' and Danner & Ziegler's stores, Baltimore street, Gettysburg, Pa. may 29, 1867—tt D AVID A. BUEHLER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Will promptly attend to collections and all other *Business entrusted to his care. Office at his residence in the three-story build ingtopposlte the Court-house. ay 29, 1867—ti • DAVID WILLS,. ATTORNEY AT LAW Office at his residence in the South-east conker Centre Square. . May 29, IS67—tf DE. H. IL HUBER South-east corner of Chambersburg and Washing toll streets, opposite COL. TATE'S hAGLE HOTEL. June 11, ISW—if DR. J. W. C. O'NEAL Has his office at his ratidence la Baltimore stree two doors above the Ciampiler Office. May 22, 1867—tf J OMEN L, HILL, H. D., DivorisT (vice on Cluimbersburg street, nearly opposite the EAGLE HOTEL, Gettysburg, Pa. aiirliaving been in constant practice over 20 years patients ean be assured of good work. . July 9, IS67—ti DR. .1. F.. BERILISTRESSER, DENTIST. Having located in Gettysburg, offers his services to the public. Office in the old "Sentinel" office S. E. corner, Centre Square, where he will be prel pared to attend to any case within the province of the Dentist. Persons in want of full or partial sets of teeth are invited to call. Terms reasona ble. July 30, ]B69—tf goteto 4nd gestainutg. EAGLE HOTEL. The largest and most ceommodlous In GETT YSBtifiG, PA., thrner QJ Cliandersbury; and Washington Ste RfUN L. TATE, Proprietor iirM;Omnibus to; Passengers anh ikaggage run U) the Depot, on arrival and departure o Railroad Trains. Careful servauta, and reason kble charges KEYSTONE HOTEL, GETTYSBURG, PA. WM. E iIYERS, Proprietor NOW OPE. THIS is a new 11011843, and has been fit ted np in the most approved style.,. Its loca tion is pleasant and convenient, being In the most business portion of the town. Every arrange ment has been made for the accommodation and comfort of guest., with ample sighting attached. With experienced servants, and accommodating Clerks, we shall use every endeavor to please.— This Hotel now open for the entertainment of the public, and we kindly solicit a share of public [May 23, 1867—tf patronage NEW HOTEL. HARRIS HOUSE, BALTIMORE , BTBEEZ GETTYBIIV72O, Pd. 'P H B undersi gned . has opened a Hotel, the 1 HARRIS HiTUSE, B r ick Mtely enlarged and handsome three,story Building, on Balti more street, two doors from the Court-house, Gettysburg, Pa., and is provided with aeons modaUons for the comfortable entertahiment of a large number of mica& His in the business warrants blm-tn p istlafaction in every case, and he feels certain those who stop with Um once, will call again. Charges moderate. His Table will alwa_ys be supplied with the b es t the Gettpburg and Baltimore markets may lord, wUst his Bar will have the choicest liquors, ales, kc. He also has ample Stabling, with a good Host ler in attendance. A liberal share of public patronage is respect. fully solicited, and no effort will be spared to de ' serve It. W. P. HABILIS. April 14,187 x•—it UNION HOTEL, rolossuar Tax warm =l.4j YORK SPRINGS, .HE undersignedhasiemed thbilnagestabliall in ts ed andßerough popular Hotel, in rm=rat SPr.) at 11 bes- ted In the MOS bilabiaTM H l ga all Cli table will he applied with the bag that the mar ket can adord and the Bar with the choicest Liquors. There is also e h.ut /Stabling, wilt attentive hostler& This Hotels the ofike of the Gettysburgand iffechaniabur=6 Line, also the York and New line. The former ar es at IP.M. on Mondays, Wed/waders and Prithas, from Mechanicsburg for Gettysburg; returning at 10 A. M. on Tues. days, Thursdays and Saturds_ pt. h e York Springs line lessee the lintel Way at 6 A. id, for New Word, returning at 4P. id. Ile fails satis fied that his long experience in business Will ens. Me him to let none g o away dissatimes, who may iatronise him. Laurie moderate. Boarders taken by the week on remonable terms. E. P. KITT/NIL/EH .Proprietor. York Saba% 24 0 Y. / 8744 —4f titstigraph UPTON*. MYERS' rSr(I7n:(M.MMT GETTYSBITRG, PIA., Nake all styles of Pletures troeindostnre to llib • AILS, isoludts. "RENEMBRANDIV OR, SHADOW PRMlggs, Photographs Finished 12 (hi, WATIOS OOLOBIS, OR INDIA OE, Views of the :Batt field mann nos caraways lar i c ie. as.always a aad INS idaehad doeltat Frames. .4.11, Cord, Taman, Ille• Always an band. daankadesL Dee. 7, INII—St VOL. LXXI. NO. 4 PRIME OYSTERS Chambersburg it., Gettysburg, Pa., next B EST 0 "YS T I-tS, which can be commanded in the market, which will be served up in any style desired. He has ;pftial accommodations for LADLES AND GENTLEMEN. Give him a call. ASV - Also always op hand a large assortment of Confections, Cakes, Fruits, Almonds, Raisins, Figs, Toys, Sm. Nov. 4, 1870.—tf NEW BUSINESS. Upholstering & Trimming. WILLIAM E. CULP El'egnigy a S n tati l t i , b mwzm a , t irreTafi: covering SOFAS, CHAIRS, MAITRESSES, AND UP HOLSTERING IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. He also continues his old business of Thiamin 1 1 3 91 V, Carriages , ang s so r ligt: from the pub Dec.ll.l?-rwillL* Charg es BLACKSYTTHING, B. (;. HOLLEBAUGII 4-A8 opened It Blacksmith Shop on Washington street, next door to Cluitzman's Carpenter Shop and Ls prepared to do all kinds of BLACKSMITH LIVO, at reasonable rates, and invites a share of public patronage. REPAIRING of all kind*. Give us a CM April 30, 1869-Lt COOPERING. Has commenced the COOPER, NG BUS' N ESS lu all Its brandies at Ids residence on the Mununas burg mad, at the end of Carlisle street, Getty*. orderburg, Pa. kinds The an a nd styles of üblic can alvrays have made to all MEAT VESSELS, (ROUT STANDS, PICKEL STANDS, TUBS; - O BARR Cider S. Barrels. And all other kinds of Coopering-Be wailing done cheaply and with despatch Give us a call. [Atm. 18, 1869—tf GRANITE YARD, ON RAILROAD, NEAR FREIGHT DEPOT PETER" BEITLER laptepared to furnish GRANITE, for all kinds o BUILDING AND MONUMENTAL PURPOSES, at reasonable rates— Curbing, Sills, Steps, out EBB, POSTS, MONUILKNTS, CEM ETEBY BLOCKS, cut and finished 'Revery style desired, by best o workmen. 19'Orderstrom a distance promptly attended to June 3—tt [May 29, 1867.—tf REMOVAL! REMOVAL! ROBERT D. ARMOR, Gas Fitter, Plumber and Bell Hanger, Can be found at his residence on corner of lhist Middle and Stratton streets, GETTYSBURG,. PA., Win promptly attend to all orders In bls line.— Work done In 4he most sallshictory manner, and at Mon as low as can pos s ibly be &Forded to make a living. GAS PIPE ttirobgied, *swell as Mendelian, Brackets, Drop. Lights, se. also, WATER PIPE, Stops, Top and Frost Spigots, In short, everything belonging togas or water exturea. Bells hung, and furnished if desired. Locks of all kinds repairs*. [April 29, 1870—tf GETTYSBURQ BAKERY THE firm of Newport & Ziegler having been dissolved, the undersigned will continue the Baking business, in all lie branches, at the old stand, Corner of South Washington and West Middle streets, Gettysburg, Pa. CH Al! kinds of M; 9 t h fifEk . •BREAD !LOLLS. PRETZELS, re.: constantly baked and always be had fr esh. With mazy Tom every disposi tion to pam, he feeds that provable Wis. faction in ail eases. Ordure and promptly attended to. With many thnoltt rotas bestowed on the old fira it; Oontinnanora r = April 9, 1869—tt BALT= NEWPORT. STEAM SAW gill. I T HE undersinnhd has In operatioa a STEAM SAJN MILL, it the South Mountain, near Graeae:alien Bprhmts, and is prepared to saw to orderbills o .1 White Oak. Pin.. Ilenal•ekr or any kind of limber d H esired. at the shortai no and at low rates, e shomanutactures Shingles, Pailings, &c. LUMBER delivered at any point atthe LOWEST ILl=- 3 per cent. will be dedneted forthe cash pa or Interest win be charged from the time of deliv. ery of Lumber. Thankful for pant don" he you'd deeire a Mr the future. letter. be ad‘kmeedto Murat Graaf fenburg P.O. county, Pa. HENRY ,TSINSITEGEB. Oct. 29, 1869—tt GUNSAIITHING ! BATTLE-FIE4V Canes, Shells, Bullets ! E• WOOD WARD We respectful/7 ad the attention ot the b. lie ald /ar ta =of Belies .a the atteraket to with piomptnees and worklwartantell. Glee me a Wilt plaeeour of be on r arm aregomm Raft) soar th• • •ro• • • W 01129. 1570.--u JEREMIAH CULP, °lima UNDERTAKER • AND PAZWILInaIt, prepared to lastaidt on aloft notate and res. COFFINS of all Styles. ra.Az.a iu Aikffswearasam=iit . win hands to Al P mil Siva SZ estatata toaonr, - o & tk atiratomo; sioni aeon fittisstAta Tr ii rrammilMidbest .. , . . • - ...., . ... . . \ .. • . . . . . IP . , • . A IIIIIV • • •- _.......—.......,_ - • I , . .. . ..• , .. .. _ • , • . . ..• '••> - • .. ..t - -.. N.................. „...,.. `-- \ -.. ... t. ..... : „ ...,..\ . •..... ..._ \ " ~, ' \ . \ •Is 1 ' '., i ' e l.: : . I , Ot s . „ ~• I. • V , .:,' .." '. . . I'l . • 1 - . •. ; - .4 . .. ~ . , 41 ill 1 lai k 7 k f s i 1 \ s t L\ L. .1 111' di .iii".......... s da r • _ , !safaris Cards. JOHN GRUEL, door to Eagle Hotel, Has always on hand the very PETER CULP GETTYSBuBG, PA., girl! tgoods t notion, ite. Fahnestock Brcithers. FALL & WINTER C:00 138. Dry Goods; Hardware, QUEENSWARE, CARPET, Groceries,. Cedarware, IRON, PATNA, &c FURS are cheap this Kea on DRESS GOODS—all the new styles and In every vaxiety COLLARS, EANDKETCRIEFS and NEEDLE WORK—the largest Merck ever In town at Nahnestoek's. SHAWLS of all kinds and prices nt Faluseiduck'a CHRISTMAS (3006 S CLOTHS, C.tSSIMERS, latest style at Fahnestock's. CALICOS—beat at 12%cent+ WATER-PROOF CLOTH Irom a foo gh yard 9cs. RIBBONS and DRESS TRIMMINGS at Fahnestock's. ULOVES in large assortment Nov. 18, 187G—tt J. L. SCHICK, the Largest and Beg Selected Stock o DRY GOODS EMI NOTIONS, that has been brought to Cettysburg thls Spring which will be 'told at the 11,west twoutible May G. 187ft--tf. NEW FIRM. REBERT & BUSHMAN. Dry Gook Carpets, Glass are, &c. TRS arm of Retort & EZlkrtt luilft been dis solved, It is anceedied by RESENT & )17811. MAN, who will continue the Xermuffile business at the old stand. on Banimore street, opposite the Court&opae, G ett ysburg. The Junior Partner has for yam been employedas salesman In the , store or J. L. Schick, and thereforsbrindl to his neewedw positionby few an experience in the baldness pos. s. . The stock now offered_, riving to large additions of the newest and Man_ styles and pinions of .Goodi, le one of rare ateracusenest; sada fall to please whilst their prices. basins t to the best nivantags, will - also be found tory. The inducements they offer cannot be ex celled In the town or county. They make a ape. dally of LADIES' DRESS GOODS, an invite n to the assortment they now offer, pro the same time to continue it up to the highest standard. FOR GENTLEMEN'S WEAR, they offer a large and varied stock. and feel cer tain that all who come can be suited In goods and price. DOM ESTICS c CARPETS. OIL CLOTHS. QUEMNSWARS. GLANWARE, Be., w always be found in full variety, With th e be ill st einnees oared ; M ai = be done to render sat thus earns liberal share of public patronage. vstdch they reffeeduaLKaelt• nisissEßT, Nay.'2s, 1870.—U JOHN H. BUSHMAN. NEW Fall and Winter Goods AT GRIEST & BOWERS, a York Vises, Pa. MOTTO—"Qcdek Saks Small" Profits and Quick setanis. • rrnfir ander city of s 1 having jut returned from A the oder York Sminp sad STOCK OF GOODS, of Pin Goods, Fanckoods Grooeriet a rdwam, f3boes, ri PurCil— Maarl 2 4= ll.6l3"Bl le llirellia Please remember that cash brings better bar. Rains thaa long credits andirdipswit settlement. make longfrkeds. We bull $ Img. lot of read-made OVER COATS, made to order, Bailable for thisokinity, whk& will be sold at theko rest Pricer PoMges Thankful for ic =ni, and with Wellenfe. business and s to please, we 'Mkt a continuance of public patronage. GREW & DOWERS Oct DI, 1870.—tf EMI T. R. 0011 LR. NEW FIRM. ARBlNDriffaL.Lit, PA TUN isoft=e of h Ootit i r le a: erottootion of Gofr bloods , to theitil stmt. meat of .1 4, AND outomut Dry Goods, - Groceries, wares Itimitoatsware. • have been_ yordlosed la a talliseg sen eaakAl= w ow are a mspanxl to oat stook ore moltgalgg viowtdoe. eumine 4111% lot of good Mkt aide. - • Areadtsyllie, Pa., Agetlls,lll7ll—tt MEATi I NE IV. FIRM ! • - aiso. a. mmo w zards, = I*r,Y."r i aosea la iirt kagabos. Amanda of . Fresh Meat Er Dr Baltimom Lock Hospital Physician of this celebrated Institution, has die. covered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant and Effectual Remedy in the World for all DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE, Weakness of the Racy Limbs, Strictures, Af fections of the Kidneys, or Bladder, Involuntary Dischargm Impotency, General Debility, Con vouimess,_Dyspepsia, Languor, Law Spits, Con fusion of Ideas, Palpitation of the heart, Timidity, Trembling,Dimness of Sight, or Giddiness, 1)1. se se of W e Head, Throat, Nose or Skin, Affec tions of the Liver, Lungs, Stomach or Bowels-7 those terrible disorders arising from Solitary Hab its of Youth—esaurr and Solitary practices, more fatal to their victims, than the songs of the Syrena to the Mariners of Ulysses, blighting their most brilliant hopes, or anticipations, rendering mar riage, impossible. YOUNG MEN especially, who have become the Victims of Soli tau Vice, that dreadful and destructive haat which annually sweeps to an untimely grave thousands of young men of the most exalted tal =ents and brUlkut Intellect, who might otherwise have entranced listening Senates with the thund ers of eloquence, or Waked to ecstacy the living lyre, may call with full confidence. MARRIAGE. Married persons, or Young Men contemplating marril4te. aware of Physical Weakness (Loss Of Procreative Power—lMpotencyd Nervous Excita bility, Palpitation, Organic V, eakness, Nervous DebEllty, or any other disqualification, speedily relieved. He whpaces himself under the care of Dr. J. may rel igiously confide in his honor as a gentle man, andconfidentially rely upon his skill as a physician. ORGANIC WEAKNESS, IMPOTENCY. LOSS OF POWER. M FMmmiacWs, at Fahnestock's. Immediately Cured, and Full Vigor Restored. This distressing affection—which renders life miserable and marriage impossible—ls the penalty mid by the victims of improper indulgences.— Young persons are leo apt to commit excesses from not being aware of the dreadful consequen ces that may ensue. Now, who that understands the subject will pretend to deny, that the power of procreation is lost sooner by those falling into im proper habits, than by the prudent! Beside being deprived of the pleasures of healthy offspring, the most serious and destructive symptoms of both body and mind arise. The system becomeS de ranged, the Physical and 3lelnal Functions Weak ened, Loss of Procreative Power, Nervous kilts, bility, Dyspepsia, Palpitation of the Heart, Indi gestion., Constitution Debility. and Wasting of the Frame, Cough, 'onstunption, Decay and Death. A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS.' Relief in Six flours t No Mercury': at laliikestock's Persons Ruinedly Unorant, Trifling Pretenders and their Deadly Poisons, should apply immediately. DR. JOHNSTON. at Fahuestock's Member of the Royal College Of Surgeons, Lou. don. Graduate of one of the most eminent Col leges In the United States, and the greater part of whose life has been spent in the Hospitals of Lon don, Paris, Philadelphia and elsewhere, has effect, ed some of the most astonishing cures that were ever known; many troubled with ringing In the head and ears when asleep, gr nervousness, being alarmed at sudden souuds, bashfulness, with derangement of mind, were cured , immediately. TAKE PARTICTLAR NOTICE, Dr. J. addresses all those Who have Injured themselves by improper indulgences and solitary habits, which ruin both body and mind, unfitting them for either business, study, society or mar ritsse are some of the sad and melancholy effects produced by the early habits of youth, viz: Weakness of the Back and Limbs, Pains in the Head, Dimness of Sight, Loss of Muscular Power, Palpitation of thelleart, Dyspepsia', Nervous Irri tability, Derangement°, the Digestive Functions, General Debility, Symptoms°, Consumption, &c. Maticrauxr.—The fearful effects of, the mind are much to be dreaded. Loss of Memory, Confusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, Evil I. orebodings, Aversion to Society, Self. Distrust, Love of Soli tude, .Timldity l Ac., are some of the evils pro duced. Thousands°, persons°, all ages can now Judge what is the cause of their declining health, losing their vigor, becoming weak, pale, nervous - and eirdcated, having a singular appearance about the eyes, cough and symptoms of Consumption. at Fahuest,ock's. who have injured themselves by a certain prac tice, indulged In when alone, a habit frequently learned from evil companions or at school, the effects of which are nightly felt, even when asleep, and if not cured, renders marriage Impossible, and destroys both mind and body, :should apply immediately. What a pity that a young man, the hope of his country, the pride of his parents, should be snatched i c itri c :+ i irospeots and employments of We, by thec onsequen ce of deviating from the path of nature, anal Wang in a certafn secret habit. Such persons must, before contemplating MARRIAGE; reflect Mita sound mind end body are the most necessary requisites to promote connubial happi ness. Indeed, without these, the journeythrough life becomes a weary pilgrimage, the prospect hourly darkens to the view, the mind becomes shadowed to despair, and filled,wlth the metal'. choly reflection that the happiness of another is blighted with our own. DISEASE OF lALFRI:DENCE. When the misguided and imprudent votary ot pleasure finds that he has imbibed the seeds of this painful disease, it too often happens that an ill-timed sense of shame or dread of discovery de• ters him from applying to those who, Irons educa. Lion and respectability, can aluee befriend him, delaying till the constitutional symptoms of this horrid disease makes their appearance, Inch as ulcerated sore throat, diseased nose, nocturnal in the head and limbs, dimness of sight, g a elrness, nodes on the shin bones and arms, blotches on the head, face and extremities, pro gressing with frightful rapidity, at last the pal, ate of the mouth or the bones of the nose fall in, and the victim of this awful disease becomes a horrid object of commiseration till death puts a period to his dreadful sufferings, by sending him to that undiscovered country, "from whence no traveler returns." It. Is a melancholy fact, that thousands DIE vic tims to this terrible disease, through falling into thchands of Jraorant or Unskillful PRETEND ERIS, who by the use of that deadly Poison, Mer cury, Re., destroy the constitution, and incapable of curing, keep the unhappy sufferer montb, after month taking their noxious or Injurious com pounds_and instead Of being restored to a renew al of Life, Yfgor and happiness, in despair leave him with ruined Health, to sign over his galling disappointment. To such, therefore, Dr Jou - terms pledges him self to preserve the most inviolable Secrecy, and from his extensive practice and observations in the great Hospitals of Europe, and the Ant in this countrY, viz: England, .ance, Philadelphia and elsewhere, isenaMed tooffer the most Speedy, Certain and Effectual Remedy In the World for all diseases of Imprudence. DR. JOHNSTON, 01770 E, 7 110t1771 FREDERICK ITREEZ BALTIIIOBI, MD, left hand side going from Baltimore street, a few doors from the corner. Pail not to observe the name and number. I le° tenets received unless postpaid and con s stamp to be used on the reply. Persons w — aarlif should State age. and send a portion of ad vertisement degeriltigg sYm TDerenEewmanyPsltry,vmigningand Worth less Imposters advertising themselves as Physi cians. qrtagg with and ruining the health oiall who unerely fall into their power, that Dr. Johnston deems It necessary to say especially to those uneequ.sinted with his reputation, that his Credentials or Diplomas always hang in his cam ENDOBSEIMIT OF TEB PRESS. The many thousands cured at this establish ment, yyeeaart after year, and the numerous Surgical 4) as performed by Ur.-J ohnston witnessed bylaw represeggattves of ttispress and manypther poisons, notices of which - have appeared again sad again before the public, besides his standing as a gentleman of character sad ntsponsibillty. is a =nt guarantee to the &glided. SKIN DISEASES SPEEDILY CURED Karel 11, 18M--lylpr AVER'S SARSAPARILLA, FOR PURIFYING THE BLOOD THE reputation this excellent medlelne enjoys, is derived from its cures, many of . which are truly marvellous. Inveterate eases of Scrofulous inseam, where urated with corruption, have the beensystepointed m saturated cured by it.— : -onslous affecticrns and disorders, which were aggravated the scrofulous contamination until they werepainfully afflicting, have been radical- Ij i md in such great numbers in almost every of the country, that the public scarcely needto be informed Milts virtues or S e crofukm poison misrof a urace. s O o fte o thi s unseendc tunfelt tenant of the organism undermines the con -atinstion, and invitee the attack of enfeebling or fatal diseases, which excites a suspicion of its presence. Again, it seems to breed infection throughout the body. and then, on a favorableoe maim, rmsicUy develops into one or the other of its hideout forms, either on the surface or the vitals. in the latter, tnbereies may tvn2 denly dawdled in the luntz , heart, or Minors formed to the liver, or it its Veer/lee by =ellon Meatus, or I ulcerations on some e body. Hence the occasional rise of a ct bottle of Sarsaparilla isadvisabiss, (Men when no aive rymptoms of the disease appear. Persons agitated With the following eomplaintsgenerallY -lind immediate rel and, at length, cure, by the use of this A11,11.1.A.: St. .Mithonyra Rose or ,Thtter, Mt Rheum,; i Maid Mad, .fflingteorm, ayes, Mire an% w a nt • d Miser eruptions or t vii i ims of densfuleul 1 . - Also, in more f ‘as Drit 4, .., ,lic k , , • , C ., Me various Marrows al the •• • , and name, rinterna. iljnitam or Venereal erns Di ed for tirl , llMed Mr ,enlis. itut'eTaliried*cisierotilliniagte win ems the complaint. ZeueorrAtea or Whites, litisrlses Ukseratiew, and Amain Duearst, are oommonly soon relieved and nitimateb , cured by Ate Auffirtaa and firdinfaffos_alkof. Moats Dirmitons forenehmasaise losiaLln ear Abut. au, ~led and Gnst, whoa foanosit , -of extrinoono , ....- , Inaba yield' _ le ff. If isiao • thoopktbda, , -, +woofogokt orb& • of the • afoodica Wan : i re t a i ti e thiez g raa huvr i pme t itt g,..„ti.waw ter the atrenSgr" allot' = uung, Thooo mesisi. olko &r a t =l, Loyato APPrehe ina n t knts lo ofina jt 744 . 1 41 li s igo o°."- MU= and Oonvine " evide dds dense of power upoalsieL -- PBB.F'd BED B Y Avnt a eci„ Low 4, arizi 'CI gat Get"141441,16/6114114 GETTYSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, DECEM BIM 16, 1870. dial . DR. JOHNSTON, YOUNG MEN "Oh! oht" squeaked Amy, tottering again; but this time the tremor and fright were only a mean pretence to check the torrent of his complaints, for she felt that if he began to grow earnest in her present predicament, he would have her at a de cided.disadvantage. "I was very nearly down that time," she said. ' "You can't fall," returned/ d, getting imid of both her hands; "yStt just mike me believe you're frightened. to stop my t hi n k, Mr. Bond, you had better help me on shop! If you SUPPOND I am such a *taint& little wretch as that, you must WM* to be rki of me." Amy looked 90 very atatell, and s p o k e :So ulpplugly, that he was htunigad. a t ceicek- . 14 You'lluzari I. couldn't hare a greater he 4.414, uI thougiat,:perhaiss, you rrould km) to jOtisAies Goret7_ Amy '4'sr'ftdoilLaure lyvtilbs.*** bAin#44.' • ' - t lfrapi 14K, rui,& ; lo_,h § 4 4l 4 o ki upe4 1010 i*Agki inade.4*.aol3* fopflays, pa 44410 Fled *di §lp tar It f ib #entintl. rFor.the Star and Sentinel raimnosin P. Amid the change which winter brimp. On hill and valley, lest and flower, How sweet's Joy from friendship springs To cheer us when iheletnpests lower. Again fair summer's passed away, With gay parterre and verdant buwer, 'But Friendship still asserts her sway, To cheer us when the tempests lox er. Though war still reigns through foreign land And Prtu;sla's tyrant boasts his power. When America victorious stand, To cheer ns when thetempest lower. Should sorrow dark our footatelm trace. And blighted lfa each pherlahed flower. Still Priendship,'neh a fond embrace, Will shield us when ttie tempests lower But there's a bright ant al adaorne land. Adorned with every flower, Beyond the oppressor's daring hand, Where War's dark terapests never lower. The widow and the orphans tear Dims not the eye, nor shall the hour 'Arrive, when sorrow dads and drear Shall like the angry tempests lower. And 0 how bright the chrlstlan's joy When freed front death's despotic power. His spirit dwells without alloy, When clouds and teropeat never lower. J. S. THE FIRST AHATING•LEAAON BY FRANK LEE BENEDICT It was the prettiest winter Hoen e poi ble, iu the soft, gray light of the late after noon. The lake was one broad sweep of mirror•-like ice; a • faint pink glow tinged the snow-covered hills beyond, and clumps of hemlocks and pine trees stood up, (lark and solemn, against the western sky. Farther down the lake, hidden by a rocky point, a merry skating -party were enjoying each other's disasters, or indulg ing iu prlvate triumphs; and their voices swelled up pleasantly to the spot where Fred Bond stood supporting his compan ion, and trying to persuade her out of the fears which her first elevation on the bright steel-runners had naturally caused. Apiy Forsyth always looked pretty, but never prettier than she did standing there in her coquettish short dress, with its loosely-fitting velvet jacket, ermine-edged, a jaunty hat, with floating feather, and her•beautiful hair allowed to fall in loose, heavy waves 'about her shoulders. The rose-tints in her cheeks were deeper, and her eyes brighter than usual, from excite ment and the fear which was not too strong to be pleasurable, enough to 'make her hold fast to Fred's two hands, so that he was inclined to think the nervousness was much nicer than any Amazonian dis play of courage and skill. Fred, in his stunning winter array, made a very charming cavalier. He was only twenty-two, bright, witty, and highly cul tivated—in every respect an agreeable companion. There was a large party gathered at old Mr. Forsyth's country-horse to pass the Christmas season. It was ,a convenient distance from town, and every day gentle men came and went. • It had proved a charming week, but to-morrow the party was to break up. To-day wasAhe first time Amy had ventured on skates, and she had chosen Fred to teach her, which was no more than fair, as she had done bothing but torment him during all those pleasant days. She was accustomed to sr , rccess a nd ad miration in everything she attemp6l; and feeling morally certain that she should fall, .or be terribly awkward, she insisted upon Fred taking her away from the rest of the company while she made her first essay. The buckling the skates, and pre stiading her to stand on her feet, had been a work of time, but very . pleasant work. When Fred lifted her up, and she clang to hint with the strength of desperation, he thought the little cry she gave, half fear, half laughter, the most delicious sound he had ever heard in his life. "I know i shall break try neck," Amy said. You will do nothing of that sort," re turned he "See if I don't! If ifs only to teach you not to contradict nie! Oh! oh! I was almost down!" "Nothing of that sort." persisted Fred "You are getting to stand as firm as—as a pyramid! Now try to go ahead—move yoitir left foot forward." "You talk like u,y old dancing master," laughed Amy. "I never can do it—nevef! What a little fool I am! I must learn to stand alone first! Dear me! What shall do P" - She let Fred go and leaned one hand on his shoulder for support, tottering and shivering dolefully, but tolerably success ful in her effort, notwithstanding. Fred uttered such ecstatic praise that she was stimulated to go a little farther. She took her hand from his shoulder and stood at least a second unsupported, then some in- voluntary movement of her body sent one foot out, and she grasped his arm as tight. ly as if he had been a plank, and she an unfortunate mariner suddenly pitched into mid-odean. More strangled shrieks, more laughter, more encouragement, she clinging fast to Fred, and Fred feeling the wintry scene tarn into so delightful a paradise that be wished things might go on like this forev "How tired you must be getting of my silliness," said the artful little witch; "Tired!" be ejaculated, with a gasp.— "It's the first time I've been happy in a week." "Oh, dear!" quoth she, "I'm sorry you haven't enjoyed yourself! I hope the rest of my guests haven't found it so stupid," ' "You've scarcely spoken a good-natured word to me. You've made rne—" g= that this taunt was more than mortal man could endure. "I do think it is too bad?" he exclaim ed, looking so handsome, with his injured expression, that Amy privately vowed she would hurt his feelings on every possible occasion. "After your scolding me into being attentive to her—" "I only asked you—don't make me out a second Xantippe," she interrupted; "I beg your pardon, I'm sure—l'll never ask another favor of you as long as I live." "There you go!" cried Fred in a high state of exasperation. "So, I do," said she, and slid comforts. bly down on the ice, taking good care not to hurt herself, but frightened him dread- I fully, all the same. By the time she got on her feet again, she had startled Fred into a passing for getfulness of his wrongs. To keep him from reverting to them, and bringing about a crisis, which had been imminent for a month past, she became wonderfully interested in the business on hand, and as eager to become a proficient in the skating art, without loss of time, as if she expect. ed to gain a livelihood by it. and offer the red-haired girl, Miss Gore, long odds in a match. Between her secret fears and the hard work she made of her efforts, in less than ten minutes she was so tired she had to,. stop and let Fred support her again; but she had actually made three steps alone -L more in the air than on the ice—and Fred vowed that he never saw one learn so rapidly; and the best of it was, he was quite unconscious what a tremendous flb lie was telling. / "Miss Gore says she had never had any body to teach her—" "I should think not," interrupted Fred. "No sane man wonld you know." "And the first day she skated without trouble," Amy finished, on purpose to provoke him Into further ill-natured re marks, at the expense of Miss Gore. "She's an awful cheat," he pronounced; "she's always boasting about her exploits, or her money." "She can shoot, too—she killed a mad cat." "Slie ought to have been indicted for murder—killing one of her own relations." "Now I thought you liked her," said Amy, meditatively, unable to resist the impulse of carrying the conversation back on dangerous ground.' "Like her!" shouted Fred. ";Why, you'll bring everybody here— they'll think we're drowning! I'm not old Mrs. Morris, that you need yell in my ear. I feel quite stunned," and Amy put oue hand to her head in a beseeching way, that was pretty as it was deceitful. "I hate her," said Fred, with still great er energy, though in a more carefully modulated voice. "The way you have made me dance attendance on her, this last week, would drive a saint mad." "And you're no saint," returned Amy; "though I'm not Imre but you're a little mad, you look so tierce." "I've good reason," said Fred, looking more sulky than injured this time. "You must be the best judge of that," observed Amy, coldly, yawning a little to express weariness. "I shall tell mamma how the visit has bored yon—l'oPture she will be exceedingly mortified! I promise never to expose you to similar suffering. again.' "You mcau,you'll not invite Me to the house any more ?" he asked full of wrath. "I should only subject myself to the annoyance of a refusal. Of course, you would'nt come, after being so bored this last week." "I believe there is nothing in the world you like so much as teasing me," cried Fred, driven to despair. "Go on," said she; "I'm getting at your real opinion of me—it's not complimen tary, but its well to be truthful." "How Can you bear to torture me so?" he demanded. "Bless me! You - talk as if you was an z)ld Spanish inquisitor in a skull-cap, stick ling you full of pins and needles!" "So you have been, all these days," he vowed. "Well," said she, with beautiful inno cence, "I have an old heart pin -cushion in my room, but I'd no idea It was yours it's a dark, dirty, puffy old heart as ever! looked at. Upon my word, if I were you, I'd think twice before I claimed it." "I wonder if you could be serious for a moment ?" he asked, more fretfully than a hero in a novel would be guilty of do ing. "Serious? Here I am, expecting every minute to break my neck, and you ask me that! I never hope to get home alive; you must invent , all sorts of nice last words for me! Tell mamma I'm sorry I called aunt Julia a cockatoo; and there's Harry Beabriglet, I promised him my photo graph•" "You did ?" cried Fred, and nearly. let her fall, then had to apologize. It was Harry %%bright with whom she had chosen to torment Fred for weeks past, pretending to flirt with him, and having him about like a "tame dog. In deed, many a time he had been near ful filling the destiny of one by receiving a sound thrashing from Master Fred, when that sorely tried young gentleman had been forced, by the idol of his heart, to endure cold looks, while Harry was petted and received into high favor. "I think I bad better give up any fur ther trial to-day," Amy said, with a gdod deal of dignity. "You seem deter dined to quarrel with me, and I hate quarrels." - "Goodness knows I do," groaned Fred, "but the idea of your saying that you had promised - your photograph to that—" "Friend of mine," interposed Amy.— "And yet I am really offended at your supposing I spoke in earnest! Am I like ly to give any man my picture ? Perhaps you mistake rite for Miss Gore: she's in every male object's album from Maine to Geoigia." "I knew you couldn't mean it," Fled said, contritely. "Then I wonder at yourgoing into such a rage," she replied severely. "Away, no body would have a right to interfere Xeu are an old friend, it is true, abnost brother, buil wouldn't even let a brother dictate to me, I assure you." "I bad no tliought of doing so," moaned "Ohl you km done it s great deal, lately," she went on, merciless, of course, the moment she found that he was Peni tent. "You have dosil 'nothing this win ter but find fault With me, e n d Idon't like itt I may be a silly, wria-begket thing, I daze say Lam, but /dual , moot my hiends to shoW,that ibex *kik it," "You know well erlee&b_Whett tiliWk4# ",Yeayindi", you are at WO little wretch tunnel /whim' away to hide the smile of teinnwh ebeixadcluot keep back. She had been afraid that Qhe had gone too far during the past w:: in her tormenting of him, and it was pleas ant to find that he could not support hie , half angry airs when she made the least effort to subdue it. "I hope I never shat drive anybody out of his senses," said she, primly; "I hope I have been too well brought up for that. I'm sure mamma would be shocked at the bare idea:" "If you would only be good to me,' sighed Fred. "Now, see here—..just pram ige—,, "There isn't time, and I should be sure to forget," Amy broke in. "Let's finish the skating-lesson first; I want to be able to boast as well as Miss Gore." But Fred held her hands fast, and would not leave her move. "Do listen to me!" h 2 pleaded. "Yes, which foot do P start on I shall try the tight! Now just let me go a little by myself. I never shall learn if I hang on you all the time." "In a moment, Amy, just wait." "You oughtn't to call me by my chris tian name," she said. "It did well enough when we welt children; but it would sound so odd to people. I'm sure mamma wouldn't like it." As Fred knew that "mamma" never dreamed or opposing or controlling the little witch, and waa, besides, almost as fond of him as if ho had been her own son, he was no: to be taken in by no such shallow artifice. "I'm sorry if I have offended you," he said gravely. "But do listen to me." "How can I listen, when first one foot slides and then the other, and I'm expect.. ing every second to fall on my nose and make it uglier than it is?" "You can't fall—l'm holding you steady.' "That's just what I don't want. I came here to learn to skate. I can't do that if I'm held." "You are quite right," said Fred, cooly, changing his entire tone. Business first always." She stared at him, but lie paid no atten tion. "Now then," lie said, "lean one arm on my shoulder and try to skate with me. Don't be afraid, I'll not let you fall." She obeyed him in silence, so much won dering what he meant by this new and unheard-of demeanor, that she entirely forgot her fears, and succeeded very well in her first essay. "Yon did that beautifully," said as he paused to give her a chance to rest. "1 bad no idea you would get on so well." "Thank 'you. I suppose you thought I was too stupid to learn any thing." "I don't'believe I thought that; but at first you seemed to have so much difficnity even in standing." "Why you said half an hour ago, you never saw anybody get on so fast." "That was merely to encourage you.". "And you admit you were telling a fib?" "Certainly, ieplted Fred, with the ut most coolness. "Did one ever hear the like? Then I don't believe you now." "One seldom is believed when one tells the truth," Fred answered sententiously. "How disagreeable you are!" she ex claimed, feeling vexed at his composure and incomprehensible change of manner. "I wish I had asked Harry Seabright to teach me instead of you." "For your own sake I wish you had. He's so abominably awkward you would have something to laugh at." She took her hands off of his shoulder and tried a few steps by herself, succeed ing very well; and Fred was beside her in time to prevent her making a sudden and unpleasant pirouette. She was so much delighted with her success that she grew good-natured again, and for a few mo ments they chattered in the most amicable manner. She was so gentle and lovable that Fred soon forgot his resolutions to be careless and composed, and rushed back to the impulse which had been in his mind for days--that of unburdening his heart the first opport,pnity which offered. He gave her no time to discover what he was at, but from discussing some trivial mat ter, he t burst out suddenly. "Why have you treated me so all this week? I never suffered such pain in my whole life! It was downright cruel, Amy, for you know how I love you; you know the future dosen't hold anything so dear as the hope of your affection." It was very sweet to hear—she bad known it all long before, she could not have helped knowing; but it was pleasant to have it put in word, and to see him look so handsome and agitated—it was so delightfully different from the stupid at tempts Harry Seabright had been making in the tender line during the past days. "Amy, do answer me just one word! Say you do care for me. Give me a little happiness after all my worry and fear." SVS• wanted to do it—she did love him; but gome demon of mischief prompted to tease him still. She always had teased everything and everybody that loved her, from her pet kitten upward, anti she could not relinquish the pleasant habit now, "I 'don't think you ought to talk to me in this way," she said, with a sad dignity, that would not have been misplaced in a woman of thirty; and, indeed, a veteran coquette could not have dono it so well. 'Please to stop, I don't want to hear any more." IHe started at her in mingled wrath and .pain. "Do you mean that ?" he asked, as hoarsely as though the wintry air had suddenly given him an attack of acute bronchitis. "Just answer me—do you mean it?" Be took it so hozTibly in earnest, and it was so much like a scene out of a novel, that she could not resist prolonging her misery, though, with the old inconsistency of a nature like hers, somehow his pain hurt her all the while. 'You know I mean it," she said. "I never was so much astonished in my Mi. I'm so sorry I came here to-day. don'tinow what to answer—l'm. fright fined. Please don't say another word. ' "It can't be very difficult to answer," returned he, hotly. "If I have been mak ing a fool of myself, it is eaiy enough to say so." NA, well! if you call caring about- me main is fool of yourself, On sure I'd better sty nothing,".she said. If Fred had been older and more caw perienoed iR the•wiles of womankind,* he would hare taken froth courage. from the opeeek; Itatn very zoting lean usually awash' a 411 1.4 ,0 1104 9f the 0 3 41 0 sital• wisdcro, iir*so.!*** motioOs are SO . ad. stincookiftlicma* to losr l 7 EleobsiaW7 bebitkrted ke'alioberiluinl am." ", • , WHOLE NO. 3644. Now she was really angry, and turned on him like a pretty little fury. "How dare you talk like that to me?" she exclaimed. "fitlp me ashore this in tant. No, I'll not have your help—leave nixt alone." Down she sat on the ice, and tugged at the skates till she got them off her feet. She could, be angry now in more safety, and having scratched her thumb in her efforts, she Nkas prepared to be so in down right earnest.' After she refused his re iterated offers of assistance„ Fred stood sulkily by. "I am going to join the rest," said she. "I've one word to say to you, Fred Bond —l'll never forgive you, if I live to be a hundred, and grow as ugly as Miss Gore! You've insulted me—me, that has been like your sister since we were so high;" and in her excitement she elevated instead of depressing her hand, until the height she indicated would have applied very well to a pair of finely-grown giants in their early youth. Frtd remained obstinately silent, and that spurred her on to strewing new-flow ers of rhetoric upon his devoted 4ead. "Marry for money, indeed, when I've more now than I know what to do with! Oh! aren't you ashamed of yourself, -Fred Bond ? I wonder how you'll ever venture to look in my face again." She waited a little for Fred to deifeed himself / but Fred had reached a state of nand where he scorned ,to do that; so, having got her breath, Amy poured out a new tirade, ready at last .to cry, with vex ation because he would not interrupt her with some sort of excuse. Under the circumstances, it was scarce ly possible for a boy of twenty-one, and a girl barely eighteen, to do anything but I quarrel furiously, giving the fact that they were fond of each other. Bo it was finally settled that they cared nothing for one an other—never had. "He was suspicious, overbearing, impertinent," Amy said; and she, in Fred's opinion, was the "falsest and most intolerable coquette that had ever existed." "You shall never have a chance again to talk to me like this!" Amy exclaimed. -I shall never talk to you at all, as long as we both live," Fred answered. "We'll never, never meet again. I'll put the width of the world, at least, between us, and trust to heaven's mercy to keep us apart hereafter." He darted off on his skates es he ended.thie fuie sentence. Amy watched him ge, at first with an ger; but as he flew on like a winged crea ture, pain overcame her rage, and she suf fered cruelly. On—on—faster, never once looking back; then Amy heard au ominous creak in the distant ice, and iu a second more Fred disappeared from her horrified eyes. Ile had skated, unconsciously, into an air iole Amy was conscious of crying out, at first froin agony, then from a mad under thought that she must rouse the party further down the lake. She shrieked— she lan; the treacherous lee threw her down many times, but she felt no hurt; she was up, toiling on, exhausting her strength by the frenzied shriek that rang shrill through the wintry air. When tha party reached the spot of the disaster, Amy Forsyth Lay senseless on the ice, and Fred climbed out from his watery grave and lay near her, but too thorongly exhausted to make any further effort, They got the pair on shore. They wrapped Fred in shawls, and the two were 'driven as fast as possible up to the house, There Bond was put to bed, and a doctor sent for, who pronounced that the patient would be as well as ever by morning. Meantime poor Amy was sobbing in her room, but was somewhat comforted by that assurance. Of course, she was very miserable—Fred would never forgive her; but as he was in no danger, she must go down stairs and do her duty by her guests, who were to leave the next day. Down she wet, and it was rather a quiet, dismal evening to everybody; and they all appreciated ho* much their past pleasures had been owing to Fred's exer tions. But it was worse for Amy than anybody else, because Harry Seabright aught her alone in the library for a mo ment and made his ,proposal. He had a bad time doing it. He was embarrassed to that extent that he could not tell where to begin or leave off, and mixed matters so dreadfully, it seemed doubtful 4hether he was offering himself or a pet Skye ter rier for Amy's acceptance; and she was so angry that she forgot her good manners, and said, nippingly: "I thank you; I don't want a puppy of any dort!" "T—isn't the pup;" stammered Har ry; falling over his vowels as badly as if he had been tipsy; "'s myself, Miss Amy." "Yes. Well, either one, it's all the same. No, thank you, sir." "But—but—you can't mean it," quav ered poor Harry,.whose hand, never very strong, had been sorely addled by the young witch's performances during tfie last week. "Oh! can't I!" cried she. "Bnt I do; and I wonder at you, Mr. Seabright, after all my kindness to you, to go and talk like this!" He looked so wretched that her own misery made her pity him; so she added more gently: This is just a bit of nonsensical gallan tly. You are to propose to Martha Gore, I insist upon it. Good night now. Don't say another word. It's all a mistake—l shan't think of it again." she hurried away and left the poor fel low so confused that he could not think at all; and being much given to doing as he was ordered by any strong will he en countered, he began to wonder if be really must offer himself and the terrier to Mils Gore, and thought, ruefully, how pretty Amy was, and how ferociously scarlet were the tresses of the amiably Martha. The next morning in spite of the doc tor's assertions, Fred was very ill with cold and fever, and there pas danker of delirium setting in. Mr. Forsyth sent the young people back to town, and demoted herself to nursing him; while poor Amy endured these days and nights of suffering and suspense, which made her feel at least a hundred years old. Fred raved 'about BM sorts of -things in his fever; but he did not upbraid her as heroes do in novels; she was always in his mind, but he wag back among the scenes of her happy childhood, or in distress be cause some danger menaced her; or they started an a journey together. and he had lest bar. .IThen Mrs. Forsyth saw what Amy suffered, she wisely pernxitted the girl to share her vigils by the sick min's bed, and - It was little relief to be close by him, to &el that shi was doing something,, though his piteous demands for her, his haste, bis searches, his delirium trout 4 generally, almost broke bar heart. Fred struggkd bark to consciousness, and lay. Inge ?falt 14 , and obildish/ and stir Amy sitting by his pillows, and asked rudaringly: "What's the matter? Why, Amy, is it you!" But he presently ,remembered every+ thing that had happened, and before long Amy was On her knees -by the bed, and there we leave them, making It up, as the best oonid. When Mrs. Forsyth returned to the room she was delighted too find Fred cork scions; . but in a moment she began to fear for his sanity,. attar all,.l6r.lle'calle4. out, "Cone mxi.kisimes motherr' Mrs. Forsyth, instead, ran forthe sooth ing mixture; but Fred presently convinced her that he knew whet be was abbot, by reaching out his arm and throwing it over Amy's neck, as he said: "Don't you See how it is? If you don't say you like it, I'll go crazy, and stay so." Mrs. Forsyth pronounced them both rather mad; then she kissed them, and shed a fait tears; then she told Amy to give him his medicine, and promised him something good to eat if he would stop talking and lie still; and so their troubles ended. Pate was Whined with giving them a warning, instead of striking them down with one of the heavy blows, which she deals us who are older, and have de served severer discipline than those rich needed MAATIIA AND MART.-At the house of the late Rev. Dr. Amboy, in London, there was a gathering of friends, and among them Rev. Dr. Harris, author of "Mammon," and Bey. Dr. Philip, of 3laberly Chapel, anther of "The Mar thas, " "The Mary's," etc. In the eonrse lcoof nversation the question was mooted, h was the most amiable of the two ' rs of Bethany, Mary or Martha? pr. her replied: "I prefer Martha for the . unaellishnoni of her character, in being • more ready to provide for the comfart of her Lord than gratify herself:" "Pray," rejoined Dr. Harris, addressing! Dr. PhDip, "what is your view? 'Whit* of the two do you think would have 'wide the best wife ?" "Well, really," replied th 6 OW man "I'm at a loss: though I dare lily were I making the choice for myself, I 'eltoutill Prefer Mary." Dr. Archer, turning to Dr. Harris, saki, smartly, "Pray, Dr. Harris, which of the two should you prefer." The author of "Mammon" was only for moment disconcerted, and replied, in a style that set the table in a roar; "Oh, I think I worth' choose Martha before dinner, and Mary after it."—Harper's Maga sin r. INDIAN AO/ZITS-OLD Srru..-The Kansas Tribune relates that two persons passing out of Lawrence on the Galveston road were struck with the beauty of the town. "Whose place is that?" said one of them. 'That is the lordly residence of Major Cost thirty thousand dollars." "What is his business?" "Indian Agent." "What is his salary, awl how long has he held office?" - - 7 "Two years, at fifteen hundred dollar.. a year... "Whets(lid the honest fellow do with the rest of his salary?" "Started his brother and two other hohest men in business." SOME years ago, in one of our western courts, three men—an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Bcotchman, were found guilty of murder, and sentenced to be 'mug. Tne Judge told them that they could each chose a tree on which to be "strung up." The Scotehman promptly chose an ash, and the Englishman an oak tree. "Well, pat, what will you be hung on?" asked the judge. "If it would pleasa your honor, I'd 'rather be hung on a gooseberry hush," res ponded Pat. "Oh," said the judge, "That's not big enough." "Begora. thin," hays Pat, brigbtning up' "I'll wait till it grows," "Wiry don't you wear your ring my dear," said a father in a ball-room, to his daughter. "Because, papa, it hurts me when any one squeezes my hand." "What business have you to have your hand squeezed?" "Certainly none; - but still, you know, papa, one would like to keep it in squeezable order." DID ltiOT LIKE IT.-A man in Terre• Haute tells a story of a barber who was shaving him some time sinoe. The bar. bar stopped a few moments and procured a box on/which be mounted to continue his work. The customer asked: "what did you get that box for?" to which the barber replied,• ""The snakes are all over the floor, sir, and I wanted to get out of their way." The customer insisted on finitihing the job kiinself.• TEE following scene recently occured in one of our courts between the Judge and a Dutch witness, all the way from Rotter dam: "What is your native language?" "I pe no'nlative." What is your mother tongue?" "Ich hab kein mudder, Ifynher. "W hat did you first learn? What language did you speak in the cradle?" "I did no shpeak no language in de cradle; I only cry in Dootch." A your; o lady having called out an ugly gentleman to dance with her, he was as tonished at the condescension and believ ing that she was in love with him, dotted to know, why she selected him from the rest of the company. "Because sir, replied the lady; my husband commanded me to select such a partner as should not give him cause for jealousy." A MinalMAß fend of using high flown langtage, sometimes made very laugha ble mistakes. He had the honor of presi ding at a Sunday school celebration, and after one of the speeches, he addressed the audience, telling them that they would now have "some vocal music:Amex° brass band." A rousa lady athome from boarding school for the holidays was asked if she would have some roast-beef , when she re plied: "No, I thank you; gastronomical satiety adinoniales me that I have at the.. ultimate stage of deglutition consistent with diflPtie isamPfirli7i" She was never asked if she'd have mouthing more again. Day B—, wants to know it you will please to pay this bill now? „ Old gentleman looks over the items and replies; 'Tell Dr. 8-, MI pay him for his • • • and return his visits." "I tairvEa ask a gentleman for money," said a New England preacher. "Then how, do you live?" inquired his friend.. "Why, after a certain time, I conclude' that man is not a gentleman, and then ask him. Taxan is a man down East, rather a facetkws fellow, whose name is New. He named his first child Something, as it wan soun*ing new. His next child was Nothing, it *41044 new. , 11*We*U. .n "Fes 11141412141/ I T." "06,toiliftsted:" ' MI
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