P PRINTIN(::- 12111 & Sig]MML AND JOB 'TING OFFICE, STREET, GETTYSBURG, PA tly added largely to our already Fancy Job Type, • •to accommodate our old others who may favor us with In the best stile of the art, et ~ and on the mat reasonable every Dewritpiion.. EXECUTION m-71 STYL2i, AND AT,TY P.NI 6 'SS, AT THE SENTINEL, t., Gettzsburg, Pa. AIN MI tal Printing, .:TICRS to the smallest mule. PRINTING Er] eSDS, S, DRAFTS, 'ELOPES, LABELS, lECEIPT BOOKS, LB, DODGERS,. *c., the beat masher, and at =I PAMPHLET TING, ter as good style and at *See to the eouti7- bial 6i the &skins SATISFACTION, PrOMPtnenti In filling - PROMPTLY AT , TO. YBBITRG lIIIM tlit7llll2YG .ME. • 'COUNTY. comprises the PUBLISIIWO • 11111142 liOB~fI NY BUEHL-ER-& CO., allisisie;L Wawa Cburt-Acnoe oadDianscuL agtfareurf, .Pa. MOM OP PUBLICATION: TIM STAN, £XD &MEM is Rehashed every Fri day naming, at 12.00 a year In advanes I or OA It not jaid livable the year. No subsesiptions au eontianed until all arreareges are Paid, Mama at the option of the publisher& Asniamsmozza . as§ Inserted at reasonable rates. A liberal redisedon minim made to persons advertising by the quarter, bait year, or year.-- floodlit mottoes ortg be inserted at spacial rater, to be agreed wit. The circulation of the Sias am - Sairrnizi. is One hie larger than that ever attained by any newspaper 111 Adams county; and, as an adver tising medium. it =mot be exiselkod. Jim Woa=oi att tin& ',IUDs promptly exam ted and at tali rates. Hand.billa, Maas. cards, Pamphlets, &e.. in every variety and style, will be Printed at abort nags's. Timm Casa groftssionat Cards, iv. H B. WOODIII. ... ATTORNEY AT LAW, Ifas . nisamed ilijilirC e _catir, andwill attend to any Wakens la Coatte - of Adams *county. Offloe:—Hon: J.. latnildinit, South EWA corner of the Diamond. March 4, 1879—tt X. K2ATTH, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Clebedlam and all legal blueness promptly ot. leaded houMoese on Baltimore Street, south of the Court . June 111, D 1144 ThINUIT 4.froaxicy Al LAW. Office wag door west of BUZILLIER'S Drug Store, Chaddlelabarg street. Special attention Mime t oSults,Collectlonsand Settlement ol Bitalm. All lege bushmss i sd elabas to l'esaions, all Ilieltlay, against LL Inates, at all times he d attended la Land ammotte Boated, and &Wee Farms for ' sate Lonnand otter western States. JuaelS, • A /0 ""Kii ATTO lINBY A' LAW, Will . promptly attend to collections and all other Business trusted to his care. °Mee between Fabnestock's and Danner & Z 1409 Am% —ll Blkititaore street, Dettysburg, Pa. 29, 1957 DAVID AVIEDLZII, A.TTORNEY AT LAW. Will promptly attend tomiltesitions and all other Business msgrusted to his Bare. Oilleo at his residenowin the three-story build ing opposite the Court-house. May 1167—tt DAVID WILLS, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Ocoee at his residence lu the South-east corner u Centre Square. May 29,1867—u u. mesas. south-oast leafier of Chambersburi and Washing ton sireefalar_ t re 004 TATWEI EADLE Hann. 11 June , D a. J. W. C. O'NEAL Has his omee at his residence in Baltimore stree t oo doors above the Cbmpiler Office. ritay 29,1967-ii JOHN L. HILL, X. D., DENTIST. Office on Chambersburg street,_ nearly opposite the EAGLE HOTEL. Gettysburg, Pa. airliaving been in constant practice over I) years patients can be assured of good work. July 9, 1867 Dn. J. E. 111131101Miungalalg. DENT/ST. Raving located in Gettysburg. offers his services to the public. °face In the Cold "Elentinier (Ace, tt, K corner, Centre Square, where he will be pre• pared to attend to any case within. the province of the Dentist. Persona in want of hill or partial sets of teeth are Invited to call Terms reasons. ble. July 30, 1869—tf trarrisges, *rims, Etc. D. liteilLUZY. J. Y. MCCREABT "BEST ALWAYS CHEAPSET." The Best and Cheapest, Saddles, Bridles, Collars sad filllNlßSof.all kinds, In the County, are always to be found at the old and well known stand, Baltimore at., opposite the Presbyterian Church, (MCCREARY 'S.) OUR BIDING WAOO2I SADDLES, are die most estetantlaDy and built and neatest. OUBRARNESS, lyiain and silTer mounted-) are 4"1 /V/VaM i Zitarnat int-44-a _p tee te a, va UPPER LEATH= DR .P r • COL[. . can not be beat They are the beat FITTING and most durable. OUR HEAVY DRAFT HARNESS, are made to order, , as cheap as the can be made anmDEND BR ywhere and BRIDLE the most an manner. S WHIPS, LA HEI PS, Hawes, Fly-nets and ev DRAFT erything. Ntme facer or OUR cheer kzucEs have been « to the lowest living standard. .k •.tags for mak ad all bills Wd.. • • OW beat of stock god will w r represented. turned out to be In every tor past favors we invite attention to ourigrtt 111110CIL 1111 . 1t1 call and elsailne prices and qual ity. ItheREAR 110-11 Y & SUN. Jan. BIINIES AND CARRIAGES REMOVAL. THE undersigned Das removed his Carriage making shop to the suit cod of Middle streut, Gettysburg, Pa.orbere be will continue to build Ail k nes of work Innis WIN viz: CARRIAGES, TROTTING & FALL ING-TOP BUGGIES, JAGGER WAGONS, &C., &C. Ms work. is all pal up of reed_iaatettal and by the best 01 xneehanhts, lindual/WW.= isfactlon. ms prices are always Ke solicits orders, eonlitlant fyai beam please. REPAIRING promptlyae.tit at July 1, 11168—ty an W. K. 02= r EIBE. SAVE YOUR HORSES PATENT ELASTIC CORK HORSE COLLA S. rpllll andarsiod haa for sale biles. CELE BRATKDOOLLABLeilinanufameastlby Hauer AlleaPhilialettpaltanroadare now ased by all the Ci Passenger Companies for ttie pro on of thair stock. They are lighter in weight, absorb no moisture, and do not heat. The Cork with which they are staffed being very elas tic, the Dollar adjusts to the shape of the animal, .and oonseeptentlx does not chafe. Fanners, My OM. Also, fIARNES.S k,f all kmaii;:lrsale sud made to order. Call at lay establialuae:lteicWWl) fired, Gettisbura, day la " r d a-41 13enterD6P" JOHN CULP. CARRIAGE-MAKING. The war Was over, the aadentgaed have re sumed the clinhkfelellazOw at their old stand, In LW 11Iddle street, Gettyw burg, where they atfsil . n .. to at a work la the mat iaYMtf superior manner. A. • 1 .- 7=t nor and CARRILGEB Bill IC., • Op hand, which' they wilidlipaeltall TM krwest prises, and all orders will be asitromptly and sattaiseharilynallawnide. - VI" 81iPA1R1116 , 43 done with jig . =pitgrape . A large lot at Hew and roid li t= is '_ oa head for sale. Thankful tor the Ilbac ad tprome heretofore enjoyed r ked! MR =deem' to deserve afarum tholkakent May In t 111.111113111114111201.12. OPIMInO giintfkit. NaTAELIIIIIXD Iss, 'TIPTeN & EXCELBMit'aI York Strut aftsburs , a. rieseromw4tursq.m: tisweittolle . . BAl=-BM) ! =CD MAIIIIPIIOIII CAM'AVIINIVIL FRAMES, ALBUMS, kc, airliale Apollo tot Iternaby a' Mlliard's rat,' -.int Revolving Annum Die. 3. laiL-41 VOL. LXX. NO. 52 gitSigeki elm. PRIME OYSTERS JOHN GRUEL, Ohatabersburg at., Gettebstrg, Pa., next door to.Bagie Hotel, Has always on band the very BEST OYSTERS, which can be commanded In the market, He will be served up in any style desired. He has spode. 1 accommodations for LADIES AND ENTLEMEN. Give him a call. eir-Also, always on hand a large assortment of Confections, (air • Fruits Almonds, PAhdns, Figs, Toys, &c. Nov. 4, 18,70.—tf NEW BUSINESS. Upholstering & Trimming. WILLIAM E. CULP 48 :ratrttel Oe W N H , t erY saa=drii covering = SOFAS, CHAIRS, MATTRESSES, AND UP HOLSTERING IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. He also continues his old business of Trimming 13uggies, Carriages, die., and solicits from the pub. lie tbelrgiatronage. Charges moderate. BLACKSMITHING, B. G. H9LLEBATIGH - H AS opened a Blacksmith Sbop on Washington street, next door to Chritzman's Carpenter Shop, and Is prepared to do all kinds of BLACKSMITH IN°, at reasonable rates, and hirttes a share of public patronage. REPAIRING of «11 kinds. Give ua a Call. April 30. 1869—tf COOPERING. PETER CULP Has commenced the COOPERING BUSINESS In all Its brunettes at his residence on the Mumma& burg road, at the end of Carlisle street, Getty& brde urg, Pa. The publicy les ca of n always hare made to or all kinds and st MEAT VIMELS, CROUT S TAND PILL STANDS, TUT.% FLOUR LS. I also manufacturefacture 5 and 10 gal. Kegs, E Cider Barrels. And all other kinds us Cooperi ng. Re pairing done cheaply and with despatch. Give us a calL (Aug. 13, 1889—tf GRANITE' YARD, GETTYSBURG, PA., ON RAILROAD, NEAR FREIGHT DEPOT. PETER BEITLER w or n: A t° ftunt o GßANlT T lito , rA n kinds . j . ? , atreascuiable rates— • r2' Curbing, Sills, Steps, ASHLERS, POSTS, MONUMENTS, CEM ETERY BLOCKS, &C., AC., cut and flatted In every style desired, by best of workmen. Sit - Orders from a distance promptly attended to.• June 3—tf REMOVAL! REMOVAL! ROBERT D. ARMOR ) ilas Fitter Plumber and Bell Hangar, Can be found at his residence on corner of East Middle and Stratton streets, GETTYSBUBG, PA., sviu prmnpuy attend to all orders in his line.— Work. done In the most satisfactory manner, and at prices as low "scan possibly be afforded to make living. GAS.PIPE furnished, as well as Chandeliers, Brackets, Drop Lights, &c. ; also, WATER. PIPE, Stops, Top and Brost Spigots, ag i li u l a s stork everything belonging tos4:sr water rum hung, and furnished desired. Locks of all kinds repaired. [April 29, 1870-44 GETTY►BBURG BAKERY THE firm of Newport - & Ziegler having been dissolved, the undersigned will continue the Baking business, in all its branches, at the old Corner of South Washington and West Middle streets, Gettysburg, Pa. .M 1 kinds of CRACKERS cekße. BREAD ROLLS, PRETZELS, eotudantly baked and always ac., to be had fresh. • With y s exwriennd every disposi tion to p man lease, yeu he feels Usk nce he can prondse satis faction in all cases. Orders solicited, and promptly attended to. With many thanks for the patronage bestowed on the old arm, its continuance Is ask ed. April 9, 1889-41 BALTZEB NEWPORT. STEAM SAW IM. THE undersigned has In oeration a STEAM 1. SAW MILL, at the south Mountain, near order bills Graelfenbur of g Springs, and Is prepared to saw to White Oak,. Piste, Ileoaloek t or any kind of Timber desired, at the ahortes no tice and at low rates. He also manufactures Shingles, Pailings, &c. LUMBER delivered at any point at the LOW ST BATES.- 8 per cent. will be deducted for the mush payments, or interest will be charged from the time of &liv en' elt jrAgebar. - 'Manilla' r the fut past u favors, he win* 4 tloa fo timialme for re. wi t il lietters imam be addressed to him at Grad fenburg P. o.4tiew ma ciem f at. MI ER. TEKIIG Oct. Z, 18139-41 GUNSMITHING I BATTLE-FIELD 13,EL1006! Canes, Shells, Bullets I - E ,— WOODW,ARD Weald tegeottally nein attention cd_ puthe r e ttateertanent ot Benet gamma in with pri?mytness and Give no a at oar 4! „b ) Ull a= • ; JERENLIAR GULP, WVW.4W;C:P.As UNDERTAKER • AM) i'ILMILLINGSM, is prapared to ..flutadok Da Mart sl* and rea• COFFINS of 0 Styles. also Amin assastpept lot l/A.LL w lot 1 win " "S , !Sabi are Away Atm Poitsaaw *sir was* *a opiaph; • ' 44111•Yark street.har.4oors ease' at i=ai t :am* • La , Zr. AVJUDING 11/Litit a m m, % I ra, no w Printed wile ' • ' ' .N. • - • • . ... . . , - I I ' - ' ' ' • . . •_.. • ~ .. • . - V \ A t. ' . : . .. . , ,•:, _ •..., . . • ( , i=o4 . , ,\ -, \ . \ '''....... . _ • , ....".....„............, \ i.... :i• Or 1 ~I . I . "*.\, . - . cip \ .... ~.„. ...1 . _ \.........7...„:,...,„ \t • i t x 1..) ..i..i. ...:.,.„, c . . . , • , • , . PI goods, gowns, at. SPRING AND SMnifElt GOODS. Fahnestock Brothers Lave Just opened a:, choice and oaesirable assort meat of SPRING and SIDICIDIR GOODS of every description, which they are SELLING AT EL TRFAmLY LOW PRICES. BARGAINS. FAHNEEMOCK BAOTHFXBareselUngoool)B at aatonishlngly low prices. Those wanting bar gaina, should by all means give them a call. REDUCTION IN PRICES If you want GOODS at old juices before the the War, don't fail to buy at "I , ' IP" CALICO as good as was ever sold, at Fahnestock Brothers Dry Goods, Carpets, &c. HARDWARE, SADDLERY, &c QUEENS.WARE, CEDAR-WARE, GRO CERIES, PAINTS, OILS, AND April 29, 1870-tt .1. lA. SCHICK, has the Largest and lk-it Selected Stock o DRY GOODS NOTIONS, that has been brought to Gettysburg this Spring which will be void at the lowest posclhie rates May 6. 1870—U. GREAT RUSH! Rebert tizi Elliott's Store WAB entered last week and I large quantity of Dry Goods, Notions, Queens-ware and Car peting taken. The parties are well known, but have thus far vies arrest, as they left Greenlxteks in ex ekange for goods. The persons who took , the goods are, very well satisfied that they received more and baler goods otherfor their re. money, than they could have got, at any sto COME ONE ! COME ALL :I ! 4nd examine aur large assortment of SILKS, GINGHAMB, LAWNS, BAREGES, AL. PACCAS, &C., CLOTHS, CASSIMERES, -.TWEED; JEANS, 'TWINGE it c. Also, CARPETS, NOTIONS, GLASS-WARE, QIIRENB-WARE, and Indeed, a general asaort . went of everything belonengto a finst4lassatore Remember the planets opposite the Cotirt-Itouse. Baltimore street and. plat our motto ; is "Fais Dealing and Small Profits. April 29, 1970—tf B. COVER. NEW FIRM. AREND49F7LLE, PA. undersigned baying entered CO partner- S. ship, under the Arm name of CO & BAP 111111PIRMS, call the attention of their friends and public gene_ Ally, to theth u lleid a lid assort ment of WSW 8111PlICI AND Dry Goods , GrocOries Hareareiro, dtatemesware, all of which have been pnrebased in tailing market for cash, and which we are Prepared to sell at the very lowest . Call and our stock before Ptedmaing kiewken% WA lot of OW figures examine naus for aele. • TOBIAS R. 001 3 Mat itAFTENSP Arendtsville, PA, April /5, 18M—tf • !atasts and !miry. WATCHES - & !JEWELRY wal. ircearinsT to loform.)* X i .inrjae,..L A t 111 ( 1 •• • •.• •gotorAlly,' tap V.-Eloper— ....usfrlCA3(o7l amain • othuttoirrir . • . c; P p • • /Ml* city wpbaspies- OOLD and HMV= AXERICAN alkj gyp Wl M e rayalf " Bll... aad V Andre. uw a y m , woe besC lismaraeB Tfali ntu ratai ff. - • * mam a • eczens e; yarrsteit and ok a i i i m m • Jewelry irepun iti , • warrantedr Warbaaanks mum. t [Sept. 10, • ?TEA T MARKET ! I NEW FIRM ! ONO. IL 82 1 3VAIR * THAD. & WHALE, AVING entered late parftenhipin the win eau It in In an Tresb. Moat Every Day:\ Beef Ma need% sad Mk:ft zionting. 1 maits every edneedaY, Thursday and agr bese lic 4: it caT agrate waim ill*deme: t 0 23 , /00-: W }URN FSTOC KS. F2I_IIIgESTOCKS UZI WINDOW GLASS. air - Give them a calL'p - -.. CM TN GETTYSBURG, Putchning. Wedicati. Baltimore Lock Hospitt LK JOHNSTON, Physician of this celebrated Institution. has dis covered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant and Effectual Remedy in the World for all DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE, Weakness of the Back, or Limbs, Strictures, Af fections of the Kidneys, or Bladder, Involuntary Discharges, Impotency, General Debility,. Ner vousnesst Dyspepsia. Languor. Low Spirits, Con fusion of Ideas, Palpitation of the heart, Timidity, Trembling,Dimness of Sight, or Giddiness, Di sease of the Head, Throat, Nose or Skin, Affec tions of the Liver, Lungs. Stomach or Bowels— those terrible disorders arising from Solitary Hab its of Youth—snCltnr and solitary. oractices, more fatal to their victims, than the songs of the Syrens to the Mariners of Ulysses, blighting' their most brilliant Lopes, or anticipations, rendering mar riage, sc., impossible. YOUNG MEN especially, who have become the Victims of Soli tary Vice, that dreadful and destructive habit which annually sweeps to au untimely grave thousands of young men of the most exalted tal ents and brillient Intellect, who might otherwise have entranced listening Senates with the thund ers of eloquence, or waked to ecstaey the living lyre, may call with full confidence. MARRIAGE. Married persons, or Young Men contemplating marriage, aware of Physical Weakness (Loss of Procreative Power—lmpotency) Nervous Excita bility, Palpitation, Organic Weakness, Nervous Debility, or any other disqualification, speedily relieved. He whofaces himself under the care of Dr. J. may religiously confide In his honor as kgentle man, an confidentially rely upon his skill as a physician. .• ORGANIC WEAKNESS, LILPOTENCY. LOSS OF POWER, Inuuediately Cured, and Full Vigor Restored. This distressing affection—which renders life miserable and marriage Impossible—Ls the penalty paid by the victims of improper indulgences.- 1. (mug persons arc too apt to commit excesses from nut being aware of the dreadful consequen ces that may ensue. Now, who that understands the subject will pretend to deny, that the power of procreation is lost sooner by those falling into Ins. proper habits, than by the prudent t`.. Beside being deprived of the pleasures of healthy offspring, the most serious and destruetive symptoms of both body and mind arise. The system becomeil de ranged, the Physical and Mental Functions Weak ened, Loss of Procreative Power, Nervous Irrita bility, Dyspepsia, Palpitation of the Heart, Indi gestion, Constitutional Debility, and Wasting of the Frame, Cough, Consumption, Decay and Death. A CORE WARRANTED IN' TWO DAYS. Relief in Six Hours Nu Mercury Persons Ruined by Ignorant, Trifling Pretenders, ' and their Deadly Poisons, should apply inunedlately. DR. JOILNSTON, Member of the Royal College of Surgeons, Lon don. Graduate of one of the most enstnerit Col leges In the United States, and the greater part of whose life has been spent in the Hospitals of Lou don, Paris, Philadelphia and elsewhere, has effect ed Sonic of the must astonishing cures that were ever known; many troubled with ringing in the head and ears when asleep. great nervousness, being alarmed at sudden sounds, bashfulness, with derangement of mind, were cured inunedintely. TAKE PARTICTI,A2 NOTICE. - - Dr. J. addresses all those who have Injured themselves by Improper illthllgellee3 and solitary habits, which ruin frith body and mind, unfitting them for either business, study. society or mar. riage. These are some of the sad and melancholy effects produced by the early , habits of youth, viz: Weakness of the Back and Limbs. Pahl., In the Head, Pinies:3o( Sight, Loss of Muscular Power, Palpitation of thelieart, Dyspepsia Nervous liTi• [ability', Derangement of the Digestive Functions, General-Debility. Syniptinds of Consumption, &c. MENTALLY.—The fearful effects of the mind are pinch to be dreaded. Loss of „Memory, Confusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, Evil Forebodiugit, Aversion to Society, Self-Distrust. Love of Soli tude, Timidity, &c., are some of the evils pro duced. Thousands of persons of all ages call now Judge what is the cause of their declining health. losing their vigor, becoming weak. pale, nervous and emicated, having a singular appearance about the eyes, cough and symptoms of Consumption. YOUNG MEN who have injured themselves by a certain wag. Yee, Indulged in when alone, a habit frequently learned from evil nompanions or at school, the ellects of which are nightly felt. even when asleep, and if not cured. renders marriage Impossible, and destroys both mind and body, should apply immediately. What a pity that a young man, the. hope of his country, the pride of his parents, should be snatched from all prospects and employments of life, by the consequence of deviating from the path of nature, and listtunymon a certain sec et habit. Such persons must, before conteuiplatin reflect that a sound mind and body are he most necessary requisites to promote connubial happi ness. Indeed. without these, the journey through Me becomes a weary pilgrilllagt2, the prospect hourly darkens to the lie%%. the mind becomes shadowed to despair. and Idled with the melan choly reflection that the Impillic,s lof another is blighted with our ow u. .DISEASE OF 1311TUDENCE - - When the misguided and imprudent votary of pleasure finds that he has Imbibed the seeds of this painful disease. It too often happots that an ill-timed sense of shame ur dread of discovey tie ters him from applying to those who, from educa tion and respectability can alone befriend hint, delaying till the osinstiintional symptoms of this horrid disease maises their appearance, such as ulcerated sore throat, diseased nose, nocturnal pains In the head and limbs, dimness of sight, deafness, nodes on the shin bones and arms, blotches on the head, face and extremities, pry greSsing With frightful rapidity, till at last the pal ate of the mouth Or the bones of the nose fall In, and the victim of this awful disease becomes a horrid object of commiseration till death puts a period to his dredful SUfTerings, h sending him to that undiscov a ered country, from " whence no traveler returns." It is a melancholy fact, that thousands DIE vic tims to this terrible disease, through failing into the hands of Jgnorant or Unskillful PHETE.ND EW, who by the use of that deadly Poison, Mer cury, Ste.. destroy the constitution, and incapable of curing. keep the unhappy sulli.rer month after month taking their noxious or injurious com pounds, and instead of being restored to a renew al of Life, Vigor and happiness, In despair leave him with ruined Health, to sign osier his galling disappointment. To such, therefore, Dr JOHNSTON pledges him self to preserve the most Inviolable Secrecy, and from his extensive practice and observations in the great Hospitals of Europe, and the first In this country, viz: England, France, Philadelphia and ellewher ,r 1 isenabled tooffer must speedY, Certain and Effectual Remedy In the World for all diseases of Imprudence. DR. JOHNSTON, OFFICE, 7 SOUTH FREDERICK STREET, BALTnioaz, MD., left hand side going from Baltimore street, a fee* doors from the corner. Fall not to observe Be name and number. 113-No letters received unless postpaid and con. taming a stamp to be used on the reply. Persons writing should state age, and send a portion of ad vertisement describing symptoms. There are so many Paltry, Designingand Worth. less Imposters advertising themselves as Ph al., dans, trilling with mid' ruining the health * of who unfortunately fall into their powdr, that Dr. Johnston deems it necessary to say especially to those unacquainted with Ids reputation, that his Credentials or Diplomas always hang In his office. ENDORSEMENT OF THE PRESS. The many thousands cured at this establish. ment, year after year, and the numerous Surgical Operations performed by Dr. Johnston Witnessed by the representatives of the press and many other persons notices of which have appeared again amid betwo character besides his standing as a gen leman of and respeasibliity, Is a sufficient guarantee to the afflicted. SKIN DISEASES SPEEDILY CUBED. March 11, 810-Iylpr Ayer's tatliartic FOR ALL THE PUPOS'.F+S OF A LAXATIVE MEDICINE. Perhaps no one medicine is so universally re quired by everybody as a cathartic, or was ex any before so universally adopted into use, !A every country and among an classes, as this mild but efficient purgative Pill. The obvious reason bi, that it is more reliable and far more effectual remedy than any other. Those who have tried it, know that it cured them ; those who have not, know that It cures their neighbors and friends, and all know that what it does once It does always —that It never falls through ally fault or neglect of its composition. We have thousands upon thousands of certificates of their remarkable cures of the following complaints, but such cures are known in every neighborhood, and we need not publish them. Adapted to allaues and con. ditions in all climates ; containing neither calomel Or any deleterious drug, they may be taken with Safety. bYanybody. Their sugar coating preserves them ever'fresh and makes them pleasant to take, while being purely vegetable no harm can arise from their use In nay qualh iu hey operateby their_po inlinence on the .-deeern to pmfy th blood and atimUlate it healthy action—remo've tlitibblitructions of the stomach, bows liver, and other organs of the bog, '' ItirreglikultetiOn toliealth, Itu*Mirrecting, terever e ,; t, such de. me boxsaarts (4 1,..... , ..., , ute.diat , , 7" . , . . A .;', ~... Pffis ratphily cure:— FCC' 1)111PEPSI2 or lamossnort, Imurnamines, Loonms and Wes OF Amalie) , should be taken Moderately to stimnlate e_stormion, and restore Unhealthy tone - Ma For IsvaaCoairasarr andltsvarioussymptoms, litttroos HZADACHR, 8101 . HEADACHY, Jams:Dim r Gal= 134 :** *** ()IJIO andr e f2 Me, &CI '4,4. / he Mon., the obstructions which muse% ' For Drastrurar or Disantacel., but Pin - mild doge 14.•:.nuvwgreds= _, IC . A A lo rp i . 54% !ra il : W 7 1/.4P I M they 5 . , . be con Illh=rtani= as Sauelintinnig 1.44 ' For Diuiler awl Dappluttik Ititii4prairett glom be:WA/sin - anti- magneto 1 produce *wain aril C . - ' For Smermanne-a it produces the hy_saigooli.. As hetakeniurl allinner 2111;talti maw um ?lair, yiri mote digestion and mina% the stemma - ,'- An ocandonal Ma e Mlinnsts the ~b owes Oto e ' . andhivftoraW i ,e e i • . '''‘.l7 4— .4, l ill i r%toillt= e - a dose per , .", .. i i • . ter...._,fralP munatugaut rearostug •, - • ID: Plie wftloWTO aPPlinitcp. P ' • - AR. I a *Mt & Z at , anCtiCat dilraitc p I WRLZ, Cr- EL 4.; ilqpiPor Ale lu 'Gettysburg, Fe., by 4 - 131. Um- Mllitiege4t Van. al, 11Q4-lyncd , . GETTYSITURG, PA., FRIDAY, NOVEM BE R 18, 1870. DETTYSWO EERINESS DIRECTORY. (See Adeertlaernente.) ierricqt-Nass AT LAW. It. 4. - MeCreary, York street, In residence. D. MeConaughy, Chamberaburg at., In residence. J. M. Breath, Baltimore at., second square. B. Wills, on Public Square, in resilience. A. J. Cover, Balt. at., near Fahnestocks' store. D. A. Buehler, Baltimore street, In residence. B. IL Woods, south-east col. Public Square. Baltzer-Newport, cur. Wai94ogtou ao4.lllddle sts. D. H. Klingel, Baltimore street, Second square BLACKSMITH:MG. B. G. Hollebaugh, Washington street 1117TCLUIRLKG. Stover & Wit)le, Chambersburg street John Gruel, Chambershtirg st.,near Eagle .11 Win. C. Stallsmith & Son, Yerk xt., first square. Geo. 0. Cashman, strattgir street, near Itatimad banner & Ziftjer, Middle streth, near Baltimore W. IC 611. tar, East Middle 4., second *mare Weaver & Co., Washington at. IL C. Colman & Cunalnghatn, Baltimore street. F. Cunningham, Chanthersburgat., first square. tiouth west corner ot Diamond. :Must Wolf, oomer ot York and Public square Picking & Co., Citambersburg strict, first square coat, LustaZa,Ll3ol, sc. C. H. Buehler, corner of Carlisle sad Rallium] sts. Ca.sLunan & Overdeer, car. littstaea and it. It. sts. ton. Peter Culp, Culon street, in residence J. E. Berkstrkatresaer, 8. K e4r, Centre Square. J. L. JIM, Chantbersb's at., omvalte Eagle }lntel. A, B. Buehler, Chambersburg street, fir.t ,quare }tubers, Baltimore Street, first sosare. R: Horner, ChambersbUrg street, first sqnare. Bahnestock Brothers. cor. of Balt. & !diddle sl4 J. L hchic_ ,k cur. of Baltimore & Public :square Hebert & .Elllutt, Bait. st., opposii*Court-house FORWAHDING AND CONLYIB4IOIi 1101.713E23. Meant 8: cor. of-Washington awl Railroad Jo n Cress, corner Stratton and Raliroad. Jos. Wilde & Sort,'cor. Washington awl Railroad Robert McCurdy, Carlisle Street Peter Beltler, Railroad, East of ditatton ,treet 6./.3 FITT.EII. 1L D. Armor, East Middle street, J. W. Cress, cur. Cliambersburgstaud Diamond. Win. Boyer K tion, York *L. opposite Nat. WI/Y. Win. J. Martin. cur. of Baltimore Inul sts. J. M. Walter. York street, first square. b'almest Brothers, cur. Balt. and Middle sts. Bigham 6: Co., cur. Vi itshlugroli 4 Itailro:ul 5tH. IL IL Beatner, cur. diamond and Carlisle strea. Danner & Ziegler, Baltimore street, first, square. Fainiestock Brothers, ear. Baltimore & Sweltzer & Bro.. Carlisle street, second !vinare. D. McCreary & Sou, lialtiniorc iitreet. John Culp, Carlisle Street, near passenger de PUTS, CAPS, SUM, &c., Samuel Wolf, cor. York st., and Public Square. T. C. Norris, South West corner of Diamond. R. C. Cobean & Cunningham, Baltimore street. Picking & Co., Chamix:rsburg street. first square Eagle Hotel, J. I- Tate, proprietor, corner Chant bersburg and Washington. Keystone House, Win. E. Myers, proprietor tliamberaburg street. opposite Cbri.t's Church. Harris House, Win. P. Harris, lialtimore street, second square. LITEAT !TABLES. ; • eaver & Co.. Washington street, non nChaMbersburg. YARDS. Wm. N. Miller, cor. Baltimore awl .Ithhtle eats te. Brother, York street, east of strattm Tipton 6: Myers, Turk st., orptrstte Nat. Bank PIIISICIANS. J. W. C. O'Neal, Baltimore street. near High. IL S. Huber, cor. Chambersburg awl NVaalt. tits. Robert /turner, Chamberaburg street. first square. £IIINTING OTFICE. kina, Q Sentinel. Baltimore street, midway be tween the Court House and Public Square west side. STOVES. TINWARE. &C. C. If. Buehler, corner of Carlisle aid Railroad TalLjal- sima ic .7 . Jacobs, utiaraberottrg t iquars. Jerenftah Culp, York strett..weort square UPIIOUSITILER. Wt. E. chin. Washington st. near Eagle ItoteL Wm. T'. McCartlit.y. Baltimore street, first square A MOTHER out West recently - addressed her daughter thus: "My daughter, you are now fifteen years of age, engaged to be married, and without a freckle on your face. I have done my duty." "I NEVER i.-hot a bird in my life," said a gentleman to another, who replied; "I never shot .anything in the shape of a bird but a squirrel, whichl killed with a stone, and it fell into the river and was drowned." "Jogs," asked a physican of the apothe cary't apprentice. "did Mrs. Green get the medicine I ordered?" "I guess so," replied John, "for I saw a crepe hanging on the door-knob this morning," A BMGIIAMTON, New York woman complains that ditring the first year of her married life bei. husband called her "my dear," the second year "Mrs. A., and the third mar "Old sorreltop," which was too much foir her to bear. "Foy say," ;;aid a judge to a witness, "that the plaintiff resorted to an inge nious use of circumstantial evidence; state just exactly what you mean by that.'' "Well," said the witness, "My exact meaning is that he lied." THE following epitaph may be seen otr tombstone in a Cemetery in Kittery, Maine: "I lost my life on the raging seas ; A sovereign God does as he plwase— The Kittery friends they did appear, And My remains they buried here." "Bur, father, you know love . makes time fly," said an enthusiastic daughter Who was arguing in favor of a . longer bridal trip than usual. "Yes iitt dear, I know it does at first," replied the old gentleman, 'lint you will find in the. end. that time will make love fly.'' Ax Albany damsel asked one of her fellow-boarders, a stylish dry goods clerk, at the breakfast table, "Why is your moustache like my back hair?" Ire blush ingly gave it np, when the answer caused, him to blush still more: "BeeauSe it's all down." • • "THEY do play such lovely religous mu lie at my daughter's!" said a pioua but deaf old lady. "There's one piece in par ticular that is so solemn and devotional; "The soul bereft will And me." What she had really heard, however, was "The girl I left behind me." "Way are you like an - annual; my liar: mita saucy laver, bisding lift aria • aiociid Harriet's waist. ri IlawP 2" 'Because, you are handsomely bdtpul,lt "Indeed{" ,said Harriet, lIVICY, then, nut I like a,bOok r • ;,.. "Because I am bound in,ealf." - "Hs i " . said an intelligent, thonilttlfu 'boy of nine Years, "I don't think . tkon was rich as they Say ha' as," t rWhy, my dear, whatc4ild th'at into your : bead?" hdiedikotir! i `:• "BeCiiiise the Vible r.s .ker4 tttk think If fitt .had e it so rich h would have had a bed of his A (a 17,911 2 .4 ma}den of 84 ( 66 offer of # ol ( l,oo ;slideikl. 3 ekg rein k a detegatioii of Friends, appointedd fal i aii upon her, for marrying out ift the rp 'hPret'T'l bee n wath Nlinet tbe *loth* tck'xtian7lo 3 um ; *4e,grigll4l: tya4, tO:iPFTY out of le i : . 44 "ditui.the , eleAing *mg ItiboPt" The delegation departed Et= BOOTS AND SHOBYLBERB. CONFECTIONS, TOYS, &C CARPER EIS AND CONTRACTORS calultaolts, ac CLOTiLLIG I== ME= DRY GOODS. 111= CiItOCEBIEI3. lI6RDWAILE AND CrIUMY LUMEN, &C MEM =I mozirrAssa & PAPER seRGEIL =I IrTmoßots dlenee. tip ‘titim artb,fentint THE LAST MILE-STONES Sixty years through shine and ~had,. Sixty years my gentle wife, You and I have walked together Down the rugged road of life. From the hills of Spring we started, And through all the Summer land And the fruitful Auttuun country, We have Journeyed hand and Lan We have ioru the heat and burden Toiling piinfully and slow ; We have gathered In our harvest,. With rejoicing, lung ago. Leave the uphuids fur our children They are strung to sow and reap; Through the quiet Muter lowlands Our level way we keep. 'Tis a dreary country, darling, You and I am passing through ; But the road lies straight before us, And the miles are short and few ; Mt inure dangers to encounter— No more hills to climb, true frieni Nothing now but simple watking, Till we reach our Journey's end. We have had our time of gladness: 'Twas a proud and a happy day— Ali the product of our journey— When we felt that:we could say Of the Children God had given. Lohlug fondly nn the ton - 14ovely wffillell are onr daughter , — OUT sOIIS ate nuble men:" We have had our time of sorro'n (my time of anxious fears. When we could not see the mile ;tons 'Through the blindnei-s of:our tea:. In the sunny summer Ternary. Far behind us little May And Willie to grew weary. Ain] we left them on the way. Are you looking backward, mother. That you stumble in the stun% lam still your guide staff, dear, Lean your weight upon me, Si! Our road is croming narrow; And, what is it wife, you say:• Yes: 1 kuom our eyes our dim, dear: Itut itc bats• 1. , 4 111, way. (leer thee: cheer thee: faith! ul hearse Just a little way before Lles the great Eternal City Of the King that we adore. Cal/ see the shining spires; And the King, the King, lay dear, We haViZ served him long and humbly: He Will ble4S ICI do not tear. .1.11! the snow falls tam and heavy How you nhi ycr mill the cold. Let me wrap your niant:e And my arm around you fold. We are weak, and faint, and weary. And the sun low in the West, \V have reached the gates, my darlin Let wi tarry here and rest. SMITH'S NEW CLERK Jenkini met Smith, his senior partner at the depot, who had iwen ab , ent on business tour. "Tlow's business?" inquired the latte "All right. Got a new clerk." "Got a new• clerk: eh ? Where's Jones? "Discharged him. An idle, extravagant, imprudent young dog!" ^True enough; and the new oue won't be any better. Drinking, gambling, late hour*, and fast horses—that's the way with 'em all." Smith groatied. Jenkins! eyes twinkled. He well knew the peculiarities of his good-hearted, but eccentric bachelor partner. "Well, the new clerk don't drink ruif gamble, rin certain of that; and has thus far been very industrious and attentive." "Thus far? Oh yes. Wait a nnmth. New brooms sweep clean. - "Oh, well, if the new clerk don't suit you, you can send the new clerk adrift, that's all. I only took lier—ahem;—the new clerk on trial.'' Mr. Smith stared at his partner. "I truppoSe the new elerk'sgot a name?" he remarked dryly. "Oh, yes. Ifer—that is to say, the new clerk's name is Gardner. But here we are." As was his usual custom, Mr. Smith went through the store, passed the array of clerks on either side of the counter, without glancing to the right or left. But when he reached his private office, at' the further end, he looked through the glass door, that was so situated that he could see all that was going on in the store. As his eyes fell on the occupant' of a desk near the door, he started. "What's that ?" he said, turning sharp ly upon his partner who had followed him. Jenkins gazed very composedly upon the slender form, whose graceful head was bent intently over a ledger that lay open upon the desk before her. "That ? Why that's the new clerk." Smith rubbed his eyes and looked again "Why, it's a woman;;' he exclaimed, with au air of credulity and horror. I should say it was," said 'Jenkins, 000ly; "and a confounded pretty one at that." Smith gave his partAer a look of virtu ous indignation. • "Mr. Jenkins, this is no place for a *Oman!" "Think not ? Now it strikes me she tits the place very neatly." , "The proper place for a woman is hi the sonctuary of home!" This was a pet observation of Mr. Smith's which be had read somewhere an which he considered as a clincher in any such argument. "But suppose she hasn't any?" This was a poser; and, in his efforts lo iarmountit Mr. Smith got excited. "Hasn't any ? Why, sir she must, she ought to have one!" 'Very true. In fact, so confident am I on that point, that I have some thoughts of offering her mine—or, at least, tp share it with her." "Mr. Jenkins, this is lint a fit subject for jest!" "It's a serious matter, I know; so on the whole, perhaps, I'd better think it crier a while longer. Besides, there's no knowing if she would except my offer, to gether with the encumbrance that goes With it." ((Jenkins," returned Smith severely, °MY you, cease trifling, and attend to the lmsiriesa in hand This woman must gol" "Very well. You told me you wanted Clerk that would tie faithful and indus , telous4 - didn't spend his salary(and all be would on - fast hence,. a4 ll = Ainke iienummusd."; gotlomone. gesv ISSOC:tiI I€ l ll4lm " ,-* • " iSsFee.g.ie?"l4 o l l o4 8 1014 bright intte% at this suggestion. "Just tell box the 4 she fleieS e4KAY-es#,. eed , that we Blum% teed her after to-day." . Z “But she does suit—me; , inif if you're ' wit suited, alliotPiiiirottOiki g to 'tell "L.:FY.s 4 o4Weherr". . tqastfat. that regrmsaitta• %vet•dia.: cihathotiler with9ut SOW good ittata." "No nottariTtataraactSaaiiii with as afrofincliffereawa t , Ackdatidhatimmalkaii Link I am equal to that mech." Who had kit tiwiitons; put hi% kea4 back a moment War. - • "tet you a hundied dollars you don's du iten With this parting shot he disappeared. Now Smith had a nervous horror of women, as his partner well knew—especi ally of young women—and never spoke to one if he could help it. Had it been a man, he would know what to say, and experience no difficulty in saying , it, but a woman was another thing. But his partner's last words hadtottched his pride, and summoning all his resolu don he opened the door and walked out. But his courage failed him, as he came opposite the desk where she sat, and he passed by.' glancing sideways at the un conscious occupant, who did not lift her head at his approach. After speaking to the Clerk at the fur ther end of the room, lie walked slowly back to where the young lady sat, and who, as he paused by the desk, raised a pair of soft blue eyes, shooting a swift, bewildering glance inSmith's that he felt to the toes of his boots. "Mks—Miss"—he stammered "My name Georgians," said the young lady, Smiling. "Some call me George, for sh6rt.'' "Well, Miss George—Georgiana. rin afraid that you find your situation rather unpleasant." "Not :it all, sir. On the eontrary, I find it very plc•aeant and comfortable." "Ahem'--but I fear that you will be hardly equal to the discharge of its luties." Lope nut. If yin will run your eye ,ver this balance sheet, yotiwill find eve- rything. correct." With the desperate hope that there would he someting amiss, Smith did so, but was disappointed. "I hope you haye no fault to find ?"said the new clerk. a little anxiously, , on per- CIA ing that he hesitated. - You are a woman"— ! Here. whether abashed by the sudden display of dimples in the pink cheeks, that grew still more pink at this unnecess assertion, Smith came to an abrupt pause: At this, the smiling face settled into an expression of demure gravity. `•I must plead guilty to the charge of being a woman. But though it may be a misfortune, it can scarcely be called a fault: at any lute, it is one for which I am not answerable." ••You misunderstand me, ma'am. What I meant to say was, that 'there are cer tain duties connected with your office, such as opening the store, going to the post-office, which you cannot very well perform." I agsure you, sir, that I shall like noth ing better than an occasional walk in the open air. And as to the opening the door, ;weeping and dusting, I don't know why it should be harder to perform that office for a store than for a house." ••I claim no consideration for my sex," resumed the young lady, casting a slightly reproachful glance at the perplexed coun tenance of her employer, "hut I ask, in common justice, if I perform my duties satisfactorily, that you will not ,discharge ow simply becausa I am a tcomau!" Muttering a disclaimer of some kind., he hardly knew what, Smith beat a sudden retreat to his own room, assuming a bold /And as he met his partner's inquiring but with anin ward consciousness that he had been totally routed by the enemy. "Going?" said Jenkins, with provoking nouele+ lance. "Well no, not to-day. What the tl-1 are you grinning at?" "Oh, nothing—nothing at all," respond ed Jenkins, throwing himself back in his chair and regarlling intently a fly upon Le ceiling. "What I was going to remark was," re sumed Smith, with quite an unnecessary assumption of dignity, "that I have con cluded to let the yOung lady remain until —until I can find some situation for her more iu accordance with her sex. "Very kind and considerate of you," said Jenkins, dryly; especially, taking into view that she does-her work better than any clerk we ever had, and for less pay, too." Smith was by no means the ogre he seemed. Aside from his prejudice he was a sensible kind-hearted pn. Georgiana was not called upon to open. the store or run errands though she offered to do both. Curious to relate, as days and weeks passed, Smith's repugnance to her pres ence not only vanished with them, but he began to regard it with positive pleasure. He used oftewto look through the glass door watching the graceful poise of the head and the motionsef the deft little lin gers as they glided over the paper. Until at last curious fancies seemed to creep through his bran), and he began to indulge in glowing dreams of how wonderfully such a little woman as that would bright en up his lonely and cheerless home. But he determined to proceed cautiously. Lie bad it. His housekeeper was about to leave, he would offer Miss Gardner the situation—and then? - Having formed this resolution lds next step was to request the young lady's pres ence in his private office, a summons that was promptly obeyed. • "Miss Gardner, don't you think the Situation of housekeeper in a quiet home like mine for instance, would be prefera ble to your situation here?" "Perhaps, iu some respects, it might," said Georgiana, coloring st the abrupt in. gully, and the look that accompanied it. Was the old gentleman about to make her au offer But his words relieved her of her appre hension: "fly housekeepers soon to lehve me, and I should be very happy to have you supply her place." - Georgians's cheeks grew very red, and her mouth dimpled the smiles that she strove vainly to suppress, • ( IYou are- very kind, sir, but the fitet is Mr. Jenkins has spoken to me first." ' "Mr. Jenkins?" • "Tea sir. asked me Who his house keeper,. arid ',told him I 'would." ' -- "But, my child, Ir. Jeukins‘is a young inhu- 7 ,,it would not be proper for yen to : keep house for him. Now, with me it is different,'! Oporglana inwardly contrasted the tiro ; she mentally, agreed with him. In fast, there was--all- the-difference in the world to tier. ' ' • = "Bat he sideediiie to' be h , iiife as *elf oineire'epere ) = "0.4s;ohl” , • • SmithAvarse feeling''irse thdt of liltbnali lopaidinyint; Ids next, of qnfte 1111 istiong ossEpin.;-=•:Balt it all ended in. an emotion arthankfahnisthathibad AM committed lint/ his-listippoitik** 'could ' bate ra44400 very! deep ' f° ! ° ..ii&Otended ttie. _*01.4 1 1 6 4 43 4dr 1 4`; the ceremony that traniformpd bid new clerk into the happy wife of Ms forfmndg Pa4tiFi Jenkins: WHOLE NO. 3640. MRS. BLOBBN AT LOBO BRANCH In the middle of the season the Rev Mr. Blobbs, who is theologically "sound," sent his wife, who is physiologically nn sound, and their son Billy to Long Branch. Billy, who is a precocious child, and whose father had cautioned him 'not to forget to write to him, penned a letter a few days after, aud: unread by his mother, sent it. The same mail carried to Mr. Blobbs a letter from his wife. We print both letters - below. The first, Billy's, read thus: DEAR DADDY: It's awful nice here in the country, and me and ma are having such jolly times. I think - the nicest place in the world is a watering place, don't you, daddy? °At first it felt awful lone some without you, and says I to dear ma, "when is pa coming up from the city ma:"' "Never, rhope, Billy," said she, "your father's such a dry old stick, and we are much better without him." U daddy! you would'nt know ma now, if you had seen her before, she is looking so well and young. She has taken to wear such lots of hair and fine things; and our maid, Sally, says she dosen't look any older than many a gal of 17. Ma's got a real splendid beau, too, with mustaches snd whiskers! Ma calls him Charlie. I call him a brick, because he gives me heaps of candy. Sally says he's the nicest gen tleman she ever saw. , The waiters here aretnlly bogs, an get no end of stale tarts, pigs and pound cake, besides bottled ale and tobacco. They are teaching me to play euchre, too, and I think it's a real nice game. Ma has no time to look after me; she's so taken up with dressing, dancing and dear Mr. Charlie. O pa: I want to see you awful bad; but don't come yet—it would make ma so hopping mad. Please write soon, and don't forget to send me plenty of pocket money. A fellow can't do without "tin" here. Your affectionate son BILLY. Mrs. Mons wrote as follows, the only point of contrast being that it gives a dif ferent view of the matter. MY DEAR lICSRA.NR:-My health is a little better, thank the Lord, and I begin to enjoy the Sabbath-like peace of this splendid place. I miss you very much, and my thoughts are often with you, but fur the sake of our dear flock, I will not ask you to join me at present. Dear lit tle Billy and the bible are my usual com panions, though when I seek it I find a good deal of religious society here. Are you lonely without me, dear husband? I hope not, for the fresh, invigorating air here is doing me more good than medi cine, and if I could remain until Septem ber, I believe I might be restored to my former health. Give my fondest love to the dear sisters of our church, and tell them I remember them iu my prayers. I read your soul stirring sermon in Monday's Tnguirer. It filled my heart with great peace and com fort. With love and many kisses L bid you adieu. Will you write again. Billy sends you a note, which you will • receive with this. Your loving wife. Hr. Blobbs, in a state more easily im agined than described, left for Long Branch immediately after reading the above epistle. How Mrs. received her in diont lord and master, we don't know, but he brought her back to Gotham. Last Sunday she sat in her old pew at church, looking very sorrowful. The pas tor, Mr. Blobbs, preached a very eloquent sermon, taking few his text the following: "Who can find a virtuous woman ? for her price is far above rubies." A DILI doxr..—ln a shady Schuylkill cove some half dozen young gentlemen bathers were disporting thenarielves in the cooling river waters, having left their clothes upon the shore. qr While they were at their height of their enjoyment, two young ladies each with a book in their hand, came down a steep, narrow path, and seated themselves on a moss-covered rock, undera spreading tree, opened their books and began to read. The young men swam around projecting point of the rock and waited for the damsels to go away, but they con tinued to read on and on, turning slowly leaf after leaf, so interesting were the sen. sation novels they were perusing. And all the while they were closely watched by the now shivering and impatient bathers. For nearly twq hems the two yiking la dies stirred not; but, as the sinking sun began to throw long shadows over the leaden watrs, they arose, and arm in arm they began to move an, when suddenly one of them paused, threw off her big straw hat, unlaced, unbuttoned,:drapped her frock, and called aut. "Cgruc ashore boys! Put on your clothes. We've got through reading." They were not young ladies at all, but two wild, mischevious wags, fond of fun and practical jokes of the most unscrupu lous kind, who had come out to play a cruel trick on their unsuspecting companions, TICE PASIIIINCE Or Joll.—Everybody is in the habit ov bragging on Job; and Job did . have considerable pashunosi but did he ever keep a districk stole for 8 dollars a month and board around or tun a konntree noosepaper ? Did he ever reap lodged oats (kWh inn A hot day, and have all his gallns buttons burst oph at once? Did he ever have the jumping tooth ache and be made to tend the baby while his wire WAS over to Perkiness, to a tea squall ? Did ho ever get up irr the inoniin' awful dri, and tuff it 8 miles before breakfast to get la drirdr, and find that the nuke kept a temperance house P Did he ever undertake to milk a kick ing heifer, with a bushy tail, in fly time, and in a lot ? Did he oversleva ailttdror kittens in the old rocking chair; with his summer • pantaloons on If he could do all these things mid praise the Lord at the same time, all I have to say iz I Bany.fer BIM ,t. Wi have it froln the ladlCa t that if. there le •on 4 thing above another that will rate - their temper, it is to b. sr the'front - door bell ring, and in anticipation of callers, and put oaa claw 9 01,1 arpOtpros, . give an.44lq► tough 61 4 11; 4 1 4 NIO iv to tAtla door to 3io '&0444 with: 'To you want to boy elpy potato's, to dap m!unr or, "hey jet any old, cl4hae to gin away ?" Puma &dense fog a Mississippi steamer took a Waling. A traveler anxious to go ahead) Mune ttrthertmr.tditillir Ittalcger af,the Wheel, and Asked why the boat atop. pod &Too mail fog; can't swathe river." .you can Rai the algae overhead." q'Tsa," replied the mime pilot, "but' till' the biter busts we ain't going that way." Passenger went to bed satisfied. Pasitaa dio -illatt.3 . TIIE HULLS BODY.—A number of C intlN cases of the progress of Musket-balls item the place where they first lodged 1 ial a he en observed - by military surgeons. We have ' heard of a very remarkable case where the musket-ball struck the forehead stliiive die nose, and having divided into two halves, one half went round beneath the skin on the right side, and the other on the left, advancing in contact with the skull. We do not ask our readers to believe the poet ical edition of this fact, that the two,l,lf bullets met again behind, and having per formed the circuit of the head in opposite directions, and, advancing with a slightly diminished force, united and killed an un- fortunate man who stood in their way; but the fact of the splitting of the ballet, is unquestionable. The singular progress of a musket-ball from the forehead to the thront has been recorded by Dr. Fielding. At the first battle of Newbury, in the time of the civil wars, a medical gentle man was shot near the right eye. The skuP was fractured at the place; but though the surgeon could see the pulsa tion of the brain beneath the wound, yet the bullet had turned to ono side and could not be discovered. Various bones were diticharged from the wound, the mouth, and the nostrils. At the time of the sea T ond battle of Newbury the wound healed and could not be kept open; but about twelve years afterwards, when the doctor was riding in a cold, dark night, he felt a pain on the left side of his head, about the "almonds of the ear," which occasion ed a partial deafness. Having stopped his ear with wool he - was surprised one day in March, UM, by a sudden puff or crack in his par, when all that side of his cheek hung loose as if it had been paralyt ic, and a hard knot was felt under the ear. Various turners now appeared about the throat, and in August, ifin, the bulb.t was taken out of the throit near the 7 ,,, - inume Adanai.—Fraser's ifagarine. WOMANLY MoliEBrf.-31an loves the mysterious. A .- loudless sky, the full blown rose, leave im unmoved, but one violet which hidnl ita blushing beauties behind the bush; and the moon when she emerges from behind a cloud, are to him sonrces of inspiration. Modesty is to merit what shade is to figure in painting —it gives it boldness and prominence.— Nothing adds more to female beauty than modesty; it sheds around the eountenanee a halo of light, which is borrowed from virtue. Botanists have given the rosy hue which tinges the cup of the white rose the name of "maiden blush." This pure and delicate hue is the only paint Chris. tian virgins should use; it is the richest ornament. A woman without modesty is like a faded flower diffusing an unwhole some odor, which the prudent gtudner will throw from him. Her destiny Is mob ancholy, for it terminates in shame and repe . ntance. Beady-passed like the flow ers of the which bloom and die in a few hours; but modesty gives the female charms which supply the place of the transitory freshness of youth. "FATwEn lixows."— A gentleman Ntali one day opening a lox of dry goods. ILis little son was standing near, and, as his father took the packages from the box, he laid some of them upon the arm of the boy. A young friend and playmate of the mer- chant's son Wal standing by looking on. As parcel after parcel was laid upon the arm of the boy, his friend began to fear his load was becoming too heavy, and said: "Johny, don't yon think you've got as much as you can bear." "Never mind," ansstered Johnny, In a sweet happy tone, "father knows how much I can carry... Brave, trusting little fellow! He did not grow restless or impatient under the bur den. There was no danger, he felt that, his father knew his strength or rather the weakness of that little arm, and would not over-task it. More than • all, his father loved him, and therifore would not harm lit. It is such a spirit of loving trust in Him, that God desires all his children to possess. LUCY BLOBDS. HOLD 02C—Bold on to your' tongue when you are Jnab ready to swear, lie or epeak harshly r or.ne r word. Hold on two your hand iirheii you_ are about to strike, pinch; ideal, or do any improper act. Hold on to your temper ?then you are angry, excited, or , imposed :won, or others angry about you. Hold on to your heart when evil associ ates seek your company, and invite you to join in their mirth and revelry, - Hold on to your good name at alt times, for it is of morellOalue to you, than gold, high places, or thshionable attire, Hold on to the. -truth, for it will serve you well, and do you good thwmilhout eternity. Hold on to your virtue—it is above all - price to you in all times and places. 'Hold on to your character, for it is and ever will he your best wea#ll7; TAME flourishes itsilre Tillage of Kent, 'England, one of thole good natured old ladies who have a grtsat warn of details, and who believes on all occasions on giving good effect to their conversation. At ono of the periodical tea parties to which the village is subject, she was entertaining tlio company with an account of a most astotc,: - ishing hog which her father had fattened to the enormous weight of six thousand' pounds! Quite a murmur of surprise went round the room, during which her hus band suggested: "011, no, my dear; it was six hundred pounds." i • • - "Why, Jeremiah," said elle, in &vast, 'the akin weighed that." • AccitaTrirm sy mag. 7 4 mail was chair. ged with hilthlwirrObbesl t , ID tine eoutso of the trial the prisoner round out from the dock that he woe guilty, but the jury pronounced him by their. yerdict "Not guilty" . - • The astonished judgeeielaimedi "Good Heavens:gentlemen, did you not bear-the man declare himself . that be was guilty 2" The foreman said: "We did, your hon or, and that was the very reason we ao quitted him; for we knave the rolow, to be so notorious a liar that he never told a word of truth in his•Uhl:" . - "Bo; the C 9 you, are heehtg there appears to be qn4testaiß t t' - . • ''Yes, air, we plawtedllittki eern.". "Bat it loots y011°11'4,7; ' • • "Yee, sir, diul .had,e4 go all the way down to Untie /510'0 get yallei corn to lAtte‘" • . ' ' . . . _ "I:14to thilkk -pm would have /0rt:}404114114a crop." afir, we daft expect wore than :half alekep—ivePlant, on the shares.'" A 3(tortol,r. census taker found a Col o rurally named Jones which had chris tened the chlikken *late Eagle, Polly, Jay Cook,Tempest, and Glad Tidings. It oc curred' In this way: They were fugitives from the SOVth early in the Rebellion, and settled' in one of the towns on Lake Erie. Whenever a, chid was born they wonl4 give it the name of the first steamboat, propeller,. or vessel that ,arrivod in port thereafter. A nimuntanut dhleji=ollidttnghlh friend!". advice. how ha. *Bei melt fora matqueneds, 'tecteredikelbillow- - ing answer: "Only just wash roar funifik , --- =dime, and put on a clean shirt, tour 11 be banged if any one win know you," I= El
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