tial* , #hots, fit. }MIS' CARTERS ! rf!r . Cep ire Squve, SBURG, PA.. (14f awl Best Stocks of .t N T I) BUMMER ii N ;, LATES7 STY LI::: IiND O,PS. r MAN L'FACTURED ‘N ,11()Fs •. , VAI:ILTV r Oder-clothing, Good, of every variety ; 1,;t: aNsortinent of TRUNKS, RI in' a. l :4•lltlvinvit's F.tirni.ll lig So.. C S A CALL. miller Clothing Sl,'GL•' STOCK 01. B(iots Bhovs, (INN liNt, llA\f tllc' a new and .its- and. Caps cHOEs, .IN" 0 TIO_VS, Er= r LES 14 II Cali at our Store, on tty.burg, nearly ,onix)site C( 1 11FIAN. (TNNINI;IIAM IND st AIMEE H I N (.; , SIZEMME lest ,or to Keystone Ile. ou a!m ats find the hest :es e( VESTS, n l r•i; cam. _U<" TRUNKS UMBRELLAS, large variety of NNTIZ I'M EN Ts, (1.( WKS "rciii:•4. • and CIGARS. ith 111. fttto Tailoring, he public aluays find ..s Nt‘leS of Tweed , . J<<u+.•. Trim- of his .....tore a Tailor of long experi he found on hand ready to facture you a good }Wing ,•1‘ herr. nill lK• en!. and .•rx. .Ipi E. PICICIN(i UT AGAIN )1 MAD! fl I N G, _Notions, &c., liu,iness under the linve opened a new 111re...story Mick siret, nearly opposite ud Incite their old friends laid in an entirely. GOODS, IK 111:llie and S. FLING, co:yrs. PANTS I‘iN)LEN 'PFNIIERs.I'U.I" E=EM AND I )LESS VARIETY limit:lit in a failing mar ,oltl am aston l.tm rate, Va lara. mem of /. int EN S 1,71 make. h:rh nt• are 5e11,,,1t , ,,It the st,.ck. C.LII r. .B. PICKING. FSI I hing ►Store, ~er ('-rare .4.4-purr( rg, l'a., Ind best stnek 111 11 SU11.111:1 H I N G, ti,c tco Lora oots Shoes, er Ijoder-Ilothing-, nit Coude f.leiretr,,Wateties, I:•:tier Trunks and zubrellas always oa rgeax , artinent ChM hi short, even, ill a - first-class Getlt's the 'lowest. mm motto all prottts ' Call and ,I..re purchasing S. WULF. E 'S nd Gaiters! !more street. a few - Gettvsburg. stuck of Boots. Slu;es gat greatly reduced . • Gaip.rs, Balmoral tyle, 310rucc. &tin, ~ n ela Calf Bouts, Amer , Congreqs Golfers. Calf ltrogaus, fullers, Ifalmoral Gait- kalniorals ds own manHitacture unto'. are Invited to •• oes before ptirctms. t that 1 cau please • CTURING Will also b carried lure. Repairing done Jig none but first .ela.s.s oit the choicest leath. nLiitiing 11.14 loner ng will be lett undone he Whits a enntkut- , 1). U. KLINGEL, PUBLISNIF.D FRIDAY MORNING BUEHLER & Co., Baltimore st. between enure-house ane/Diam end, TERMS OF PUBL/CATIQN: Tau Bran Aia) SmarrEsta. is published every'Ffi day morning, at $2.00 a year In advance; or $2.50 It not paid within the year. Nosubseriptions continued until all arrearagee are paid, unless at the option of the . publishers. Ammurruumurm are Inserted at reasonable rates. A liberal reduction will be made to persons advertising by the quarter, halt year, or year.— Special notices will be inserted at special rates, to be agreed 110013. • • Sir The chmilation of the Erma AND SIIENTIImm ene half larger than that ever attained by . any ewpaper in Adams county: and, as an adver- Icing niedlum, It cannot be excelled. jou Wit of all kinds will be promptly execu ted andatOsir rates. Hand-bills, Blanks, Cards, rampbletOke.; in everyvarkety and style, will be Printediat gtoit bullets. %TirkmaCAsn. , groftoolonal Cara, &c. H . B. WOODS, ATTORNEY "AT LAW, Has resumed the Practiee of Law, and win • • to any business in ' the Courts of Adams county , Office :—Hort..l. B. Danner's Bupding, South EELS corner of the Diamond. March 4, 1870—tf J. N. 16[11.4117T11, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Collections and all legal business promptly at tended to. Office on Baltimore street, south of the Court house. June 18, 1869—tf D aiecoNAuGsy, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office one door west of BUEHLER'S Drug Store, Chambersburg street. Special attention given t o Sults, Collectionsatut Settlement of Estates. All legal bu.tnm.,— and claims to Pensions Bounty, Back-pay, and Dam eacealtillyn:t I.l iic t i i e tes, at allihn_ es promptly and to Land warrants located, and choice Farms for sale in lowa and other western States. June 18, 1869—tf A. J. COVER, Y _TTONE AT LAW, Will promptly attend to A collections and all other Business trusted to his care. °thee between Fahnestock's and Danner S.; Ziegler's stores, Baltimore street, Gettysburg; Pa- Iday 29, 1867—t1 • DAVID A. BUEHLER, Will promptly attend to A c TT ollectio OßN ns EY and AT aII AW. other Business entrusted to his care. - °dice at Ills residence in the threo-story build ing opposite the Court-house. May 29, 18 ,f7—ti DAVID...WILLS, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office at his residence in the South-east corner o Centre Square. May 72, Ib67—tt D B. H. S. HUBER South-east corner of Chainbersbur*and Washkag ton streets, opposite COL. TATE'S EAGLE HOnti. June 11, 18.W--tf BR. Jr. W. C.:"O'NEAL Has his office at his residence in Baltimore stfee two doors above the Compiler Office. May 29, 1827—tf JOHN L. HILL, H. D., DENTIST. office on Chambersburg street, nearly opposite the E..scitz HOTEL, Gettysburg, Pa. 46r - I:laving been iu constant practice over a) years patients can be assured of good work. July 9, 1267—Lt D R. .7. E. BEEItsgritIMSEII, DENTIST. Having located in Gettysburg, offers his services to the public. Office In York street, nearly oppo site the Globe inn, where he will be prepared to D at e t n en ti d s t. to Pnsyo na wa it n h t i onf the opr povrnicel of the sets of teeth are Invited to call. Terms reasonable. July 30, 18.69—tf arriagts, Aaratoo, D. MeCUEARY. 1. F. MCCREARY "BEST ALWAYS CHEAPEST: The Best and Cheapest, Saddles, Bridles, Collars and HARNESS of all kinds, In the County, are always to be found at the old and well known stand, Baltimore et., opposite the Presbyterian Church, (McCRE - A11,1".5.) OUR RIDLNG and WAGON SADDLES, are the most substantially built and neatest. OUR HAHNE,* (plain and silver mounted,) are complete in every respect and warranted of the yeart material an workiIIRaV.COLLAR; can uot be beat. They are the best FITTING ana most durable. OUR HEAVY DRAFT HARNESS, are made to order, as cheap as they can be mad. anywhere and In the most substantial manner. RIDING BRIDLES, WHIPs, T.A sit TN, DRAFT Haines, Fly-nets and everything. None better or che Og r P . PRICES have been REDUCED to the lowest living standard. A liberal percentage for cash, off all bills amounting to $5 or more. We work nothing but the best of stock and will warrant every article turned out to be !n: every respect as represented. Thankful for past favors tve invite attention to our present stock. arGive us a call and examine prices and qual ity. Jan. 29, WS—tf D. IticeltE p ARY 47, SON. BUGGIES AND CARRIAGES REMOVAL. rpliE undersigned has removed his Carriage making shop to the east end of Middle street, Gettysburg, Pa., where he will continue W build all kinds of work in MS Hue, viz: CARRIAGES, TROTTING & FALL ING-TOP BUGGIES, JAGGER WAGONS, &C., &C. His work is all put up of good materialand by the best of mechanics, anti cannot fall to give sat isfaction. Ills prices are always reasonable. He solicits orders, confident that he eaa please. REPAIRING promptly done, at moderate rates. W. K. GALLAQH.ER, July 1,1868-1 y SAYE YOUR HORSES. PA - TENT ELASTIC CORK HORSE COLLARS. I.HE undersigned has for sale these CELE BRATED COLLARS, manufactured by Railer &Be Philadelphia, Philadelphia, which are now used by all the City Passenger Railroad Companies for the protection of their stock. They are lighter in weight, absorb no moisture, and do not heat. The Cork with which they are stuffed being very etas. tic, the Collar adjusts to the shape of the animal, and consequently does not chafe. Farmers ; try them. Also, HARNESS of all kinds for gale and made to order. Call at my establishment on Carlisle street, Gettysburg, P. adjoining Passenger DePot Stay 20, 187—tf JOE CULP. CARRIAGE-MAKING. The war being over, the underalgaed have re sumed the Carriwitaking Business, at their old stand, bk East Middle street,' Gettys burg. where , they are again prepared to put up work in -the most fashionable, substantial, and superior manner. A lot of new and second-hand CARRIAGES, RUGGLES, &C., on hand, which they will dispose of at the lowest prices, and all orders wiU be supplied as promptly and satisfactorily as passible. far .REPAIRINGJEI done with dispatch, and at cheapest rates. A large lot of new and old H, .NEB.S on hand for sale. Thankful for the liberal patronage heretofore enjoyed hip they solicit and endeavor to deserve a share the future. May 29, 1 —tf DANNER& ZIEGLER. pu*lgraph (gantries. • $ ESTABLISHED 1859. TIPTON & MYERS' 'EXCELSIOR GALLERIES York Street, - Getgyebsirg, Peso's. Pictures of all styles. Views of the BATTLE - FIELD ! EMU) BTA.II1 2 FOR CATALOGtrE. FRAMES, ALBUMS, &c. • _•-• air-Sole Agents for Barnaby & ILWArd's. Pat ent Revolving Albums. Dec. 3AB64—tf _ WEDDING CABDi, mamas Cards, raga& • Cards, Tickets, Tags &a., ge,,•prugeg swum chamois and dispatch. dear eninr, Pa. REMOVAL! REMOVAL ! ROBERT -7 D. ARMOR, Gas Fitter, Plumber and Bell Can be Railigtt, tda raddence on corner of East Middle and Ellsalltint streets, GETTYSBURG, Pala . Will promptly attend to otsat itai l an ani Work done in the most sa =Mr, Mid at prices as low as can possibly be ad to make a living. • GAS- PIPE furnished, as well as Clundanut Brackets, Drop Lights, de. ; also, WATER PI, Stops, Top and Frost Spigots, and, inshort, everything belonging to_spos or water fixtures. Bells hung, and furnished if dashisd. Locks of all kinds repaired. (April 29, 1870—tf GETTYSBURG BAKERY. 'TIRE Ann of Ne it • disdived. the WM-Vat Baking badness, in all brandies, The aid stand, • • • . Corner of South Washington and Wed Middle streets, Gettysburg, Pa: All kinds of CRACKERS B CAkES„ . READ PRETZELS, ee., constantly baked and always to be bad freak. With many years experience and every dispod- Hon to please, he feels that he can promise satis faction in all cases. Orders solicited, and promptly attended to. With many thanks for tbe bestowed on the old firm, its continuancet= April 9, 1809—ti BALTZKR NEWPORT. STEAM SAW Mill. • TTHE undersigned his In operahlbu. a STEAM SAW MILL, at the South Mo u ntain. near Graeffenburg t3pringt and is preptaxl to saw as order bills of White Oak, Phte, or any kind of Timber desired, at the shines no tice and at low rates. He aLsomaaufactures Shingles , Pailings &c. LUMBER delivered at any IitaItaL„LOWIMILATEIL—t 3 per cent will be or interest will be .11chnriad Virmigkei l Mrffk i t cry of Lumber. Teoltaitd Inr past 'favors. be would dellre a continuance tor the future. All letters should be addressed to him at Greet fenburg P. O. Adams county Pa. HENRY itinamorson. Oct. 29, 1809—tf ICE CREBE SALOON. JOHN GRUEL, C7sambersburg st., Gettysburg,- Pa., se* door to Bugle Hotel, Has always far Land fliavyn assortment of aA kinds of . • • CONTECTIO4IE4-Y, mildest the bet ß llmoids, Fla% - I C ;, • _ served to eustomemoill let Parties prom ptly modadons for Ladles and Cies 111111 W mined to please, le la th es Ids • • . Canes, SheEa, Bullet ! Wont l h el o W ltiLti G allsa ' lat ig t a o t l i ithMtaileigthefraFt _. ai oN all wait wartanted, p: - _,- ~ . ..... t-,. •- ; Give as a eallittaai o..'eg. Usk street, (Youmaaprgl) Gettysburg, Pa. I 02 739, Irit • JEJIE IIAH CULP, UNDERTAKER- AND pouring', is prepared to turniak an abort t ulles and res. COFFIN ' S -of .811 - Styles:. • Beak* . . 41 41 ,0 1 1 41pia limpLamoseinairell weix r sems_s_ Inams sigh rates, and It wlttanalak Amstar " on the wan. Plain and 11:•• • . IC= 11"1"r amid SetatJaiii Is the bag thing Moe= la *Mb= LXX. - NO. 48 gainful Cards. NE W BUSINESS. Upholstering *St Trimming. WILLIAM E. CULP iitrvEmaditarte_iploalstve=dte Weav street, for covering . SOFAS, CHAIRS, MATTRESSES, AND UP HOLSTERING IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. He also continues his old business of Trimming Buggies, Carriages , and solicits from the pub. lie thell iA r rnag • Charges moderate. BLACKSMITHING. B. G., HOLLEBAUGH HAS opened a Blackandth Shop on Washin g ton street, next door to Chritzman's Carpenter and *prepared to do all kinds of BLACKSMITH, 160, at reasonable rates,' and Invites a share of public patrona g e. 'REPAIRING of ail kinds. Give us a Call. April 30, 1869—tf COOPERING. PETER CULP Has commenced the COOPERING BUSINESS In all Its branche9 at his residence on the Moms& burg road, at the end of Carlisle street, Gettys• burg, Pa. The public can always hater made to order all kinds and styles of MEAT CR V AT E 4BII VINDS, PICHEL STANDS, T ZHat BAIM HAI. I also manufaehue 6 an Tl d 10 ATlLLomnftit Clder Barrels. And all other kinds or Re , pairing done cheaply and with despatch. he us a calL [Aug. IS, Ilet—tf GRANITE YARD, GETTYSBURG, PA., ON RAILROAD, NEAR FREIGHT DEPOT. = PETER BEITLER teatcilt'aVistogilllCl at reasonable rates— Curbing, Sills, Steps, ASHLERS, POSTS, MONIUMENTS, CEM ETERY BLOCKS, &C., &C., cut and finished In every style desired, - by best of workmen. ai'Orders from a distance promptly attend to. June 3—tf BATTLE-FIELD RELICS! E• .Wdott.W.Al GETrYArnie, PA.; 11=111= ME: 1 1 16 1 11MMIL11.1111•0111.1,3•... .. , - .... • .., ... i ! 41 1401fril/ . , . ' -... f . - . . • ... . • . ......- \ \ / Or 1 \ • gr., i ‘ ~.. ........ ! ' ' ' nal I 1 1 6 . , . .. . •'. 7 .. ../o ' .1 .. , ' V I Vie' ..10. •-...-- - diir' \ \ ' 1184 %) 4 r . GOODS. Fahnestock Brothers have just opened a choice sad 'deidrable assort. meat of fWEING iad MIXER GOODS of every desatiptioo, which they are SELLING AT EL TREJAKLY LOW PRICES. BARGAINS. IPARNICSTOCX IXllMlBlignreeelitng GOON at astontahhigly low mime. Time wanting bar gains, should Mai means gtge tbem a call. REDUCTION IN PRICES. 1f you want GOODS at old prices before the the War, don't fall to buy at "FIT" CALICO as good as was ever sold, at Fahnestock Brothers Dry Goods, Carpets, &c., 4 HARDWARE, SADDLERY, &c., AIUEEN&WAIti, CEDAVVVADE, ORO CERIII24 PAINTS, OUR, AND mum maw& April 29. 1870-tf J. L. SCHICK, has ths Largest and Best Selected Stock of DRY GOODS • AND NOTIONS, that has been brought to Gettysburg this Spting which will be sold at the lowest possible rates. May & 111170-4 t. GittAT largit ! Rebert '& Elliott's Store, WAft entered lut Week and a large quantity of Dargir, Nutluaa, Queenamare and Car. Peihni etZliz ge rfor ates are well known. but base thus far arrest, as they left Greenbacks In ex chan goods. The pessona who look the goods ase very well satisfied that they received more and better goods for their money, than they oould have got at any other store.. H CO= • ONE t 001 LE ALf r And TisMiao our .wort ment of Mit OrtiORAWLAIVIRVISARERES, AL. PACCAR, sc., monis ; eAmmEREB, TWEEDS, JEAN% VESTINGS, : Iee Also, CARPETS, NOTIONS,. GLASE.WARE, QINEENSRPRES, sad 'Wool, sloomal snort 1 . 6 t ordsßallsi ErAGUßNEß4 l ofifosooffro Rommolo4 Rap . rearippioßomiamit4MMO„ EiffloMmlimik ami ., Mat oar motto lo "Pali Bank fotifflimit !Was. April 1%70-41 •, Spring Gilt)ds, AP PETZIESiVICG, Y. &, .PA. ,GRIEST & :ROWERS, lume rrefived taleir mew ilrXllo Ittllena 190rik U 4 iscaltot.miotiftekis - isieeted with tirs Obefii*eltik; . MANI* einsiThte4olllo.oithki' OM* 11 :64* r • r • N. a —4o . 4ti 'kir' the' auwia - ivaatia *wins Sakkipos! uno-alt -* 0011. NEW Fr- . • la;3 ==E ito.*E mkOltiN'.-..:§-'1 zartisr IN G • - r - JACOB AP: VitOWAS, Mr 115146, SationO, &t. SPRING AND SUMMER FAIINESTOCKB. '.11: Xy ON :4: AriMntlMmadiali IP 9ETT12317126, EMCEE .nip!et ec Oo St : i t AND : I s is 4 Baltimore Lock Hospital DM JOHNSTON, Physician of this celebrated Institution, has dls. covered the most Certain Speedy, Speedy, Pleasant and ERectual Remedy, in the *oriel for all DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE, Weakness of the Back„,or Linibil, Strictures, Af fections of the Kidneys, Or Bladder, Involuntary Discfmleb r ielP o tency, General Debility, Ner vousness, pe_psia, Languor, Low ea Sp irits, Con fusionef Ideas, Palpitation of tlart Timidity, Trembling, Dimness of Bighti , Glcl iness, Di sease of theafead, Mrm , N orSkin, Affec tions of the Liver, Lungs, Sto hor Bowels— those terrible disorders arising from Solitary Hab its of Youth—swim and solitary practices, more fatal to their victims, than the s o n ofthe byre to the Mariners of Mystic!, till g their m an- peg hopes, or anticipations, riaertng mar riage, SC.; imPossible. YOUNG MEN especially, who have become the Victims of Soli ta Vice, that dreadful and destructive habit which annually sweeps to an untimely grave thousands of young men of the most exalted tal ents and brillient intellect, who might otherwise have entranced listening Senates with the thund era.of eloquence, or waled to ecstacy the living lyre, may call with full confidence. MARRIAGE. , Married persons, or Young Men contemplating marriage, aware of Physical Weakness (Loss of Procreative Power—lmpotencyd Nervous Excita bility Palpitation, Organic 'Weakness, Nervous Debility, lir any other disqualification, speedily relieved. He who himself under the care of -Dr. J. may reli gious ly confide in his honor as a gentle man an confidentially rely upon hits skill as a physician. ORGANIC WEAKNESS, IMPOTENCY. LOSS OF POWER, Immediately Cured, and Full Vigor Restored. This distressing affeetion—which renders life miserable and marriage impossible—ls the penalty paid by the victims of improper indulgences.— Young persons are too apt to commit excessei from not being aware of the dreadful consequeto ces that may ensue. Now, who that understands the subject will pretend to deny, that the power of procreation is lost sooner by those falling into being habits, than by the prudent ? Beside being deprived of the pleasures of healthy offspring, the most serious and destructive symptoms of - both body and mind arise. The system becomes de-, ranged, the Pbysical and Mental Functions Weak ened. , Lan of Procreative Power, Nervous Irrita t. Dyspepsia, Palpitation of the Heart, Indi gestion, Constitutional Debility, and Wasting of D Frame, Cough, Consumption, Decay and tttth- lA CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS. Relief In Six Hours 1 No Mercury ! Persons Ruined by Ignorant, Trifling Pretenders, and their Deadly Poisons, should apply Immediately. DR. JOHNSTON, Member of the Royal College orSurgeons. Lon don. Graduate of one of the most eminent Col leges in the United States, and the greater part of whose life has been - spent In the Hospitals of Lou don, Paris Philadelphia and elsewhere, has effect ed some of the most astonishing cures that were ever known; many troubled with ringing in the head MA ears when asleep, peat nervousness, being alarmed atsudden sotmtb, bash' ulams, with derangement Of mind, were cured immediately. TARE PARTICTLAR NOTICE. Dr. J. addresses all those who have injured themseiverby improper indulgences and solitary habits, which ruin both body and mind - unfitting them for either business, study, society or mar.' rise are some of the sari and melancholy effeane s pro duced by the early habits of youth, viz: W of the Back and Limbs, Pains in the TV i nneasof Sight Loss of Macular Power, Pal n of the pais, Nervous Deranigemlnlt i brAgestiveruncUons, attlerli Debili the l; . ytdptoms of Cnsumption, &c. Itiassatax.— fesulul effects of the mind are much to be Loss of Memoryy, Confusion of Ideas, „ Thepression of Spirits, Evil Forebodinim Aversion to Society, fielf•Distrust, Love of Soh. We, Timidity, &c., are some of the evils pro. dueled. Thousands of pascal of all ages can nowe a l what is the - calm afitheir declining health, their tor, becoming weak, pale, nervous an endeated, having a singular appearance about the eyes, cough and symptoms of Cou.sumption. YOUNG KEN who have injured themselves by a certain prac , ttee, indulged eviln alone, 4 habit frequently learned from companions or at school, the !Zeal of which are Rightly felt, e yen when asleep, and if not cured, renders marriage impossible, and both mind and body, should apply adi that a young man, the hope of his country, pride of his parenta, should be snatched from ail prospects and employments of llfe, the consequence of deviating from the path of War% and indulgingin a certain secret hatdt. Such persons must, before contemplating HAULAGE, 1 01,Airter the% ourgfi r ti r rom Me baronies a weary pilgrimage, e the prospect hourly darkens to the vie the mind becomes shadowed to despair, and Oiled with the inelan. choly reflection that the happiness of another La blighted with our own. DISEASE OF IMPRIIpMiCE. . . When the misguided and imprudent votary of Mr! Inds that be has Imbibed the s ee ds of disease, it too often happens that an Ili sense of shame or dread of Usoovery de ters him from applying to those who, from educa tion andrespectability, can alone befriend bon, delayingtin the constitutional symptoms of this makes their appearau ce , such as sore throat, diseased nose, nocturnal *es in the head and limbs, dimness of sight, ' dNtsims, nodes on the shin bones and arms, blotches on the head, face and extremities, pro gresdng with frightful rapy, till at last the pal rinser th e nunith or the bones of the nate fali in, and the victim of this awful disease becomes a horrid object of commiseration till death puts a periodto his dreadful sufferings, by sending him to that undiscovered country, "from whence no traveler returns." Ira melancholy fact, that thousands DIE vic this terrible disease, through falling into ds of Jgnorant or Unskillful PRETEND ho by the use of that deadly Poison, Mer cury, Re., destroy the constitution, and incapable ot during. keep the unhappy sufferer month after month taking their noxious or injurious com pounds, and instead of being resto d e spair enew al of Life, Vigor and happiness, In leave him with ruined Health, to sign over his galling disappointment. To such, therefore, Dr Jotmerow pledges him self to preserve the most Inviolable Secrecy, and from his extensive practice and observations in the great Hospitals of Europe, n this country. viz: England, lance, Philadelphia and eisewhemis enabled to offer the most Speedy, Certain and Effectual Remedy in the World for all diseases of Imprudence. DR. JOItNSTON, OPPYCE, 7 SOUTH FRADESICK STREET, BALIMIORE, MIL, I left band side going from Baltimore street, a few doors from the corner. Fall nut to observe the name and number.' batzlio letters received unless postpaid aAti. it etut, Map terlfentiedinfthe Itply. - Persons wet should state age, and send a portion of ad nt describing ssyymtupptoms. _,, There are so many Paltry, ignlng and Worth lees Imposters advertising themstaves as Physi cians, trifling with and ruining the health of VW milortunately fail Into their power, that Dr. Johnston deems it necessary to say especially to those imacquainted with his reputation, that his CredentUtis or „Diplomas always hang Latin office. INDORSEMENT OF THE PRESS. The many limisands cured at this establish m_ ent:2ear alley year, and the numerous Surgical ns performed by Dr. Johnston witnessed by therepresentativesfof the press and many other notices of e 4have appeared again and before the pu besides his standing as a gentleman of and responsibility, Is a sufficient guarantee to affile SKIN DISEASES SPEEDILY CURED. March 11, li4o-Iylpr A_VER 7 S SARSAPARILLA, FOB PIIRIXYINGTat BLOOD, menials excelle n t medic/he enjoy s ltroM ha Mires, many of ,Jr _hich ire di s: -- re . elms of berINUI°I/1 I the seemed saturated with Milled Sad cured by it:— disorders, which were E 1 6, - MEl sal.: : ...ons na v itienti en o r n until .1604 suet:great n........,.... in almost every i. tg Ileuttf that the public scarcely nsedto onned of t virtues or use). 6Maktull Poison Is one of the most destnictive of our race. Often, this unseen and un miXllt et the oirgsnlilm undermines the con. and invites the attack of enfeebling or diseases, which excites a suspicion of its reinine. Again, it seems to breed infection , fl f the body, and then, on a favorableoe canon, rapidly develops into one or the other -of -its hideous forms, Other on the surface or among - the vitals. In thetubercles MaY be mull denly deposiWd in the lama or heartosr tumors formed in the llaw, or ft Shows its presence by eruptlons'on the sitin,,or foal Monagonson some part of the body. Renee tim - occasional use of a bogie of Sarsaparilla isadvlsabie, ev when no aathe- Menai of the disease appear. en \ Persons With the folio - comeip generally nastinunedhge at , n . mire % 1011 : nea of said otter this — i - Aiiihrnirra . ~ disease. Menial 'more ‘7........;,- , '-, >4 .pus taemaee7.. 3rBl.6 4er mYl W avrl:ll: : fla. . . of . eine. . 14 Al k y , . . But hilig . will Oterins r cure the coin , •• had or . . * • . • Miunway 1001 . 1 -: , . 461113M1= . - ltr i. : its IMreetk Pl TA =i:ini 43 7 : ' • • 11l inA lg e', Sera gli = :. • ...r.,„ • A'rtr.4. ,. ' .., : t ___ __, _ .th the .TO Lftet_ Weliplannt, ,•,, • f v" Cl;ansanwor ficurememen of the Liter, *MI Jaundice; . when arising, as tiVe do, i rons the ranklin : Ad* Ina In the This SABSAPAII/ix*, is *- great restorer the and vigor of taßi =Lten4i. Those who are and Listless, Shienz o and led with/fervour' 41)Preriffitiorie or ,or any of the allections lyreptemsidd - id- treokriesr, *fir tad immediate ream and mennifing evidence alts restorative power upon Mk. - - - 2•2 icr4szp-ile ANKEt lc CO Loren, Muir." Primness' and 41suaracca amissALL sartrearssa aysaswsatas Error isle in Gettysburg, D, Emu" APS. Wa. It, wo.-111191 ' ''`!!?"":7 - ._ - GETTYSB Vltdical J. W. C. O'Neal. Baltimore street. near H. 8, Huber, cur. Cliambersburg and Walt. Robert Horner, Chambersburg street. first square • PRINTRM OFFICE. Mai & &Wm./. Baltimore street, midway be twe st' ensi the Court House and Public Square wede. STOVES, 11NW43.14 C. H. Buehler, corner of Carlisle and Rai .i.•Jaeoto . , Otiambersbi . X;s7tiret, Bre* erve...• UNDERTAKER &PAPER terna„. Jerirndab Culp, York street, second square UPIIOLSTZBER. E Culp, Waiiiiington at., near Ea.i.ae lute Kra P. Mc(trtney. Baltimore street. first square "CA"; you return my love, my deares Julia ?" "Certainly, sir.Q Ido not wan it, I am sure." TUE mason there am so mauy muttup heads in existence is because such a num ber of children are "perfect lambs." A eotssa man charged with being lazy was asked if lie took it froM his father.— "I think not, was the reply; "father's got all the laziness 12.2 ever had." "PAT, what is the reason that . you and your wife disagree?' fq.kh be jabers, its 'kale we'mboth of one' mind; she wants to be master and so do I!" Jost' BILLINGS says that "if a man pro feewes to serve the Lord, he likes to see him do so when lie measures onions as well as when he hollers glory' halleluyer." "Why, Charlie, lam surprised to see you making faces at your mother?" Charlie brightened up at once. aid retort ed, "Why, I calculated to laugh, but, mamma, my face slipped." advertises a house to let imme diately along side of a fine plum garden, from which an abundant supply of_deli clots fruit ma'y be stolen during the sea son, and offers to take part.of the rent in plums.- A YOUTII was lamenting to his father the orde4l of popping' the question.— "Pooh," liaid the patriarch, "how do you suppose f managed'. " ' "You needn't talk," responded the young hopeful; "you married nfother, and I've got to marry a strange girl." A TRADESMAN, who had failed in the city of Bangor, wrote on his front door. "Payment suspended for thirty ditys." A neighbor reading this said, '!Yau h ave nat dated the notice." "No" said he, "I do not intend to do so; it would rim oat if I did." "WrvF, do you know that I have got the pneumonia r, "New monia, indeed! •Such extrava gance! You're the spendthriftiegt man I ever did see, to go and lay out yonrmoney for such trash when I do need a new bon net so Much!" BOY speaking of the greatest .man h o ever saw, was told by his mother he ,west always except their minister- A. fewdays afterje rushed into the presenee of his Mothie aufLexclaimed,— , • "Mother, I have seen the greatest , hog. down town that I ever saw except, our minister." "JENNXE," said a landladz ie„heF bell) the ether morning, Jernue,wit4thcl re,a y . ilrettlbe:lcitcheli last night utoteyaq - treie.sitthtg up 2" "Only just a, (park, ma'am:" teas the - reply landiady Sioked suOicieusly at Jeeniei,b4 Au k i n ,- tlt girl ,went on scrubbing. and 410mT iuhug . lCaty Darling. Alta . :" said-the astonished.' laadkuiyito airateler, who had sent - tdcettf - fotww lortheaevanteenth ` l xOu must be wiry fond oteoffe4i4r madime, I ail," he . replied, shoidd oevet have sl l 4niceazlaPthaiter s to' get a . Boma editor who' wsat -insane or had a . strong and vivid imagiruitmni - recentlygt;f of the folloWing appropiate item, if eacf - I<had a dream the °tiler MOW.' 'mien every' thing wiastM; Illtisarnottlistosmit,entweriber Ouse up and Paid 11 4*; , fir npeifor:: • .E) And AHEM tact eye; As they handed o'er the stamps They yelled, "how's that for high." EMiffa CIETTYRWO BITSIICHOIS DIRECTORY (&e Adrcrthetnen(s.) ATVs:learns AT R. G. McCreary, Yastieet, in residence. D. MeCOUauthl• nbersbure 9t.. in reside • J. M. Krautn naznmore st., second square. D. Will s, on fubde Square. residenee. A. J. Cover, Balt. et ., near Fahnestocks' store D. A.. Buehler, Baltimore street, in residence. H. H. Woods, south-east cor. Public Square. • taxini. Baltzor Newport,. cot Washington and Mid dle sts DOOll4 AND SUCNDLAKERA D. IL Klingel, BaltimoreAriet, second square • ni.AcEsxrramo. B. D. liollebangti, Wishinitint street. BUTC7IEIZENO. WASTE 8: Wible, Chnnibersburg street. Geo. A. Codori, West Middle street. CONITCTIONS, \ TOT4, &C John Gruel, Chambersburg M., near Fagle Hote CARPIDPINRS AND CONTRACTORS. Wtu. C. & A ll ma n az Son, jerk St., first square. Wm. Chrltzman; Washington street. Geo. C. Cashman, Stratton street, near Itallroad. gatulfpei s Iktnner & Ziegler, Middle stmt. near Halt W. K. Gallagher, East Middle mi.. second CLOTIIDIG R. C. Cobean 8 Cunningham. ilaltimore street. F. Cunningham, Chambersbutg st., first. square. T. C. Noruth st of Square. Picking Wolf, e oitrner west Yorkcorner and PublicDiamo Square. Picking tk Co., Chambersburg street, ilrst square. COAL. LUMBER, LIME. ,t( e. H. Melder, corner ut Carlisle and Railroad sts Cashman & Overdeer, cor. Stratton and It. It. sts COOPERS. Peter Culp, Pnlon street, In re,lilene, MEM J. E. Iterkstrk,tress..r. York J. L. 11111. elktraberslig Ifo IMEMISZ A. 1). Buehler. Chamberslifirg, •ra. first villa r 11.t!Elmore Arcot. first IL Homer. Cliii,iiibersburg strec t. In Han.. DRY GOODS. Fahnestoek-lirothers, eor. of R. S.. Middle sr, J. L. Schick. eor. of Baltimore Square. Rebell d Elliott, Balt. st., 0 1 , 1 4,, i0• court.house. FORWARDING AND COMMI,-lON ROriES. Blg,lutin St Co.. eor. of Washington and Railroad John Cress, corner Stratton and Railroad. Jog. Wible 8: Son, mr. Washlngt,l, :ind Railroad Robert 311:Curdy, Carlisle stre..t GRANITE TARP • Peter !Settler. liatlroad. East of , tratton shoe GAb FITTER. R. D. Armor, East Middle street GROCERIE. J. W. Cress, cor. Chambersinirg•d dn.l Diamond Win. Boyer ik Son, York st.dlopisodh• Nat. Bank Wm. B. Meals, York street. second Wm. J. Martin. cor. of Baltimore and High sts. J. M. Walter, York street, first square. Fahnestoek Bnothcri. car. Balt. alp! Middle cis. Bighorn Co.. cur. Washington & it,. H. li. Beanier, cur. Illaznoud and. Carli,le street. ILLILDIVAI4I3 AN'D Danner 6: Ziegler, Baltimore street, first Tare Fahnestoeic Brothers, car. Bailin: , r M !esi b *weltzer & Bro.. Carlisle street, second quarc. ILTESS. &C. I). McCreary & Son. Baltimore tstre.•t. John Culp, Carlisle Street, near pa,k.liger; d. IIATS, CAPS. SHOrai. Samuel Wolf, cor York st., and Public Maur. T. C. Norris, South Wrgt corner of Diamond. FL C. Cobean & Cunningham. Kiln MorP street. Picking Sr Cu., Chainhcrtiburg str,,t, first fluor. EMI Eagle Rotel. J. 1.. Tate, proprictor, berslitirg and Washington. Keystone 'louse, Alin. E. 3lyeri, proprietor, Cl ambersburg street, 6pposlte rbri-r, 01E11 , 11. Harris House, Will. P. ffirril. Baltimore street, second square. LITEET STABLES. N. Weaver & Son. Washington ,trot. north Chatuberaburg, Tate & Holtzw•orth, Chanthersburg itreet, opis site the Eaghtliotel. MARBLE LL.RDS. Wm. N. rifiller, cur. BaILL - pore and Middle Nt. Meats& Brother, York street. Past of Stratton. PUOTOGHAPHZItb Tipton & Myers, Turk st., opposite Nat. Batik rill +ICIANS. WATCUMAKELL If EMOBOrS ..~. - Ott igitn- Emb fintint SEE ALWAYS MADE HOME HAPPY In an old churchyard stood a stone, Wleather-marked and stained,' The hand of time had crumb/led it, - So only part remained. Under tilt one side I could Just trace, "In memory of dur mother!" An epitaph which spoke of "home" Was chiseled on' the other. • I'd gazeon monuments of fame, High towering to the skies; I'd seen the sculptured marble stone Where a great hero lies; But by this epitaph I paused, And read It o'er and o'er, For I had nevereeen inscribed Such words as these before. - She always made home happy!" What A noble record left;, A legacy of memory sweet To those she left bereft; And what a testimony given By those who knew her best, Engraven on thhs plain, rude stone That marked their mother's rest. It was an bumble resting place, I know that they were poor, But they had seen their mother sink And patiently endure; They had marked her cheerful spirit When bearing one by one, Iler many burdens up the 1,111, Tilt all her work was done. So when was stifled her Nyeary head Folded her hands so white, And she was carried from the home She always made so bright, Her children raised a monument That money could not buy, AS witness of a noble life Whose record is on high. A noble life: but written not In any book of fame; Among the lig of noted lies None ever saiv her name; For only her household knew The'iletories she had won— And none hot they could testify flow well her work wan done. OLDTOWj FIRESIDE STORIES Mite Elderkin's Pitcher." BY HARR, ET BEECHER STOWE "Ye see, boys." said Sam Lawson, as we were gathering young wintergreen on a sunny hillside in June, "ye see, folks don't idlers know what their marcies is when they sees 'ern. Folks is kin blinded, and when a providence • "/: along. they don't seem to know ho to take it, and they growl and grumble about what turns out the best things that ever happened to, 'em in their lives. It's like Elderkin's pitcher." • "What about 3lis' Elderkin's pitcher?" said both of us in one breath. "Didn't • I never. tell ye now ?" • said Sam: - why, I wanter know?" No, we were snre he never had told us, and Sam, as usual, began clearing the ground by a thorough introduction, with statistical expositions. ••Wal, ye see Mis' Elderkin, she lives now over to Sherburne in a about the handsomest house in Sherburne—a high white house with green blinds and white pillars in front—and she rides out in her kerridge, and Mr. Elderkin, he's a deacon in the church, and a eoronel in the maws, ^^. l sl , •etirran. and e....r.tV much atop everything there is gout' in Sherben,s, it all come of that pitcher." What pitcher ?" we shouted in chorus. - Lordy massy!•that are's jest what I'm a goin'. to tell ye about; but ye sees a fel ler's jest got to make a beginnin' to all ZSI t "Mis' Elderkin she thinks she's a great t LIAly nowadays, I s'pose, but I 'member when sho was .Miry Brown over here'n Oldtown, and I used to be waitin' on her to singing -school." "Miry and I was putty good friends ajoilg in them days—we was putty consid -able kind u' intimate. Fact is, boyst,' . there was times in, them days when I thought whether or no I would'nt rake Miry myself said Sam, his face growing luminous with the pleasing idea of his former masculine attractions and privi leges. "Y is, "ho continued, "there was a time when folks said I could a had Miry ef I'd asked her, and I putty= much think so myself, but I didn't say nothing; mar riage is allers kind o' ventursome; an' ]Eery had such up-and-down kind o' ways, I was sort of afraid on't. "But Lordy massy boys, you musn't tell Hepsy I said so,' cause she'd be mad enough to bite a shingle nail in two. Not that she sets so very gret by me neither, but them women's backs is allera up ef they think anybody else could a had you, whether they want you themsel!es or not. • "Ye see, Miry was old black Hoes John Brown's dater, and lived up there hi that big brown house by the meetin'-house that. hes the red hollyhock in.the front of the yard. Miry was about the handsomest gal went into the singers' scat a Sunday. ••I tell you she wa'n't none o' your milk-and-sugar gals neither—she was 'wazin' strong built. She was the strong est gal in her arms that I ever saw. Why I've seen Miry take up a barrel o' flour and lift it right into the kitchen, and it Would jest mike the pink come into her cheeks like two roses, but she never seem ed to mind it a grain. She had a good strong back of her own, and she was straight as a poplar, with snapping black . eyes, and I tell you there was a snap to her tongue, too. Nobody never got ahead o' Miry; she'd give every fellow as good as he sent, but for all that she was a great favorite. "Miry was one o your briery, scratchy gals, that seem to catch fellers in thorns. She always fit and flouted her, beaux, and the more she, fit and flouted 'ern the More they'd be arter be. :There wa'n't a gatin all Oldtown that led, such a spring fellers arter her, 'pause yon Ike! she'd now and' then throw 'era a good Word over her shoulder, and theyM all fight who ahoilld get it,'Snd she'd ituit Istigh7to see 'em do "Why, :thefe, was , Tom thvoin, he with one o' her beau,T.,.,and Mao, and Ike Nowa* 2.4 1 4bervx vas takoton Boy, Ton 'Boa* h4.ol:utie,up from CaanbrAp3 fs rneit!eate With Tartan Lathrop; he thought be must have hie lagr 'with }try, bathe **lt pretty well come with timitett 'cause, 44 was Beskia: Vult keiins kind o' irbi4Nricy aud had aright jest to pick an 4, Oceic! !wag coruzirx op t but theyisr, hououip up with by. Miry' Was t4q 6 4./AZ foX.anYthilit." ' "Datell its*HatitA l P we said. as &nit made an artful lima), designed to draw forth solicitation., 'WA Ye lee, Ileetoi Jo, toidjko Beacon about, it., and. Ike. he toliViget--.. way.; :Ye le*. -there:Waa-3 eritelktia'essiirqkoad's, and Tont Bpaepn he vilia..thvw and:come tergehe ,home nith ) the gedn-Jomille entike'rett; 444894 41.47.7.-011 Mom* heel MW Cap'n Bread's up past the swamp and the SIM El= stone pastor' clear up to old Black Hoes John's "Wal, Tom" he was in high feather 'cause Miry took him, so that he didn't really know bow to behave; and so as they was welkin' along past Parson Lothrop's apple orchard, Tom thought he'd try bein' familiar, and he undertook to put his arm around Miry. Well, if she didn't jest take that little fellow by his Isvo shoulders and whirl him over the fence into the orchard quicker'n no time. 'Why,' says Tom, 'the last I knew I was lyhe on my bail under the apple-trees lookin' up at the stars.' . Miry, she jest walked off home and said nothin' to nobody—ft wa'n't her way to talk much about things--and if it hadn't been for Tom Beacon himself no body need'a'-known nothin' about it.— Tom was a little fellow, you see, and ' good-natured and one of the sort that couldn't keep nothin' to himself, and I so he left the cat'ut o' the bag himself.— Wal, there didn't nobody think the worse o' Miry. When fellers find a gal won't ' take saase from no man, they kind o' re. j spect her, and them fellers allers thinks ef it had been .them, how things 'd'a' been different. That's jest what Jim Moses I and Ike Beacon said; they said, why Toni Beacon was a fool not to know better how to get along with Miry—they never had no trouble. The fun of it was that Tom J Beacon himself was more crazy after her j than he was afore, and they say he made Miry a right-up-down offer, and Miry she jest wouldn't have him. "Wal, you see that went agin old Black Hors John's idees—old Black floss was about as close as a nut and as contrairy as a pipperage-tree. You ought to 'a' seen Lim. Why his face was all a perfect criss fross o' wrinkles. There wa'n't a spot where you could put a pin down that there wa'n't a wrinkle, and they used to say that he held on to every cent that went through his fingers till he'd pinch it into two. You couldn, t say that his god was belly, for he j hadn't none, no more'n an old file; folks said that he'd starved himself till the moon'd shine through him. "Old Black Hoes was awfully grouty about Miry's refusal, Toni Beacon, 'cause there was his houses and lots of land in Boston. A drefful worldly old crittur Black Ross John was; he 'was like the rich fool in the Gospel. Wal, he's dead and gone now, poor crittur, and what good has it all doge him? It's as the Scriptnr' says, Ile reapeth up riches, and knoweth not who shall gather them.' "Miry had a pretty hard row to hoe with old Black Hose John. She was up pearly and down late. She made the cheese and made the butter, and between spells she braided herself handsome straw hats and fixed up her clothes, and somehow she worked it so when she sold her butter and cheese that there was somethin' for ribbing and flowers; you know the Scrip tur' says, 'Can a maid ferget her orna ments ?' Wal, Miry didn't. I 'member I used to lead the singin' in them days, and Miry she used to sing counter, so we sot putty near together in the singers' seats; and I used to think Sunday momin's when she come to meetin' in her white dress and . her red cheeks and her bonnet all tipped Off icitit 143rlut1c, that ++, NS AV ail the watid jest like a June suroas to bare hot 001110 into the singers" seats. Them was the days that I didn't improve my jirivilegea, boys' said Sam, sighing deeply. "There was times that ef I'd spoke, there's no knowin' what mightn't 'a' happened 'cause you see, I was better lookin' in them days jthan lam now. Now you mind, boys, when you grow up, ef you get to waiting on a nice gal, and you're 'most a mind to speak up to her, don't you go and put it off, 'cause ef you do, you may live to re pent it. "Wal, ye see from the time that Bill Elderkin came mid took the academy,'l could see plain enough that it was time for me to hang up my fiddle. Bill he used to set in the singers' seats, too, and he would have it that he sung tenor. He no more sung tenor than a skunk blackbird, but he made b'lieve he did, jest to git next to Miry in the singers' seats, and they used-to be writhe backward and forward to each other till they tore out all the leaves of the bymn-books, and the engin'. books besides. Wal, I never thought that the house o' the Lord was jest the place to be conrtin' in, and I used to gets:maid- erable shocked at the'way things went on atween 'em. - Why they'd be a writin' all sermon-time; and Pie seen him a lookin' at her all through the long prayer in a way that wa'n't ight , consfderini. they was both professore of religion. But ihini the fact *as, old Black Ross John was to blame for it, 'caulk! hi never let 'em have no chance to home. Ye see old Black Hoes he.was sot ag'ire Elderkin 'cause he was poor. Yo see his mother, the old widdah Elderkin, she was jest about _the poorest, peakedest old body in Sherburne, and went out to days' works, and Bill Ekleritin he was all fcir books - and Panda', and old Black ; Hoes John he thought it was just shiftlessness; but Miry thotight he was a genius, and she got it sot in her mind that be was gobs' to be President o' the United States,. or some sich. "Wall, old Black Hoes he wa'n't none too polite to Miry's beaux in general; but when Elderkin used. to come to see her he was snarlier theme emir; he hadn't a good wiad for hinino ways; and he'd rake up the. fire right before his eyes, and rattle itlxiut fastening up the windows and tramp up to bed and call down the chamber-stairs to Miry to go to ;bed, and was sort o' ag gravatin' every way : , - . - "WO, of ciopai wants to - get a gal set on Navin' a Itt!t!tP, that gfes. the w l /1 to go to work. u kciry:hada conshl' 'able stiff will of her own, and et she didn't care about Tem : Beacon before, ahe hated him now; and if she liked BIP '4l:Medan lefore, . sbe was clean gone over to 141 :noi!‘. aid 'so she look wigoin; ,tol* "Areebdiy, evening leottuts and prayer and. trhi 044441°4 jest as T V labarl4 tl - A t i a t l :n..ttg4% Pl4# af ttiivihu thpi:,l9ll-1 ,, A14,4awl .ttit loAgest way. • Nherltlner it* .114 well let - their: gals be courted:, , thA,Nxise, peaceable, 'cause If they ain't be muted there, they'll find Name wileie they can he; it"ejnit , "Nal, 6,11 &other Millltt be Weft : " tre Yon sow he oollegamito iindiheii I used to NA th's %Wl* la 1 1 . 611iir*qe the stag every we* firtinavick; 'and ttm okfillaidt H'a's' Yolin he see too and pi* 'attY ordiikite Via' id his coaapecket when'lierMmie up ti4lai store. and folks used to say , that the let. terttliat'ivent into his enid-fooked gsttattfiry.>:AnYkires ?dim she .. sakm tp , dahpt9s flier .11$10; you're go round inteffilkaa* Vadmieale laws Abd. iilo4444 o 9.lokaaelattedadisids, Ifidaiientbsitiems.-Jakathj 4 116 6 itosoiLlitlidiasitalsistra , I inniod; and Sad ud in:lns!Mikelowiria' Ogress thick letters every week. Witi, I was waitin' on Hepsy along about them times, . ===l and so Miry and I kind o' sympathised. Hem was a pretty gal, and I thought it was all best as 'twas; any weir, I knew couldn't get Miry, amt! could get Hepsy, and that made all the difference in the world. "Wal, that next winter old Black Has was took down with the rheumatism, and I tell you if Miry didn't have a time on't! He wa'n't noways sweet tempered when he was well; but come to be crooked up with the rbenmatia and kep' awake nights, it seemed as if he was determined there shouldn't nobody have no peace so long as he couldn't. "He'd get Miry up and down with him night after night a makin' her heat flan 'nels and vinegar, and then he'd jaw and scold so that she was eenymost beat out. He wouldn't have nobody to set up with him, though there was offers made. No, he said Miry was his daughter, and 'twas her business.to take care on him. , "Miry was clear worked down; folks kind o' pitied her. She was a strong gal, but there's things that wears out the strongest. The, worst on't was it hung on so. Old Black Hoss had a most amazes' sight o' constitution. He'd go all down to death's door,' and seem hardly to have the breath o' life in him, and then up he'd come ag'in; These 'ere old folks that no body wants to live allers haye such a sight o' wear in 'em, they jist last and last; and it really did seem as if he'd wear Miry out and get her in the grave fast, for she got a cough with bein' up so much in the cold, and grew thin as a shedder. 'Member one time I went up there to offer to watch jest in the spring o' the year, when the lay locks was jest, a buddin' out and Miry she come and talked with me over the fence, and the poor gal she fairly broke down and sobbed as, If her heart would break a tellin' me her trouble. "Wat, it reely affected me more to have Miry give up so than most gals, 'cause she'd alters held her head up, and had rich a sight o' grit and resolution; but she told me all about it. "It seems old Black Hoes he wa'n't con tent with worryin' on her, and gettin' on her up nights, but kep' hectorin' her about Bill Elderkin, and wantin' on her to prom ise that she wouldn' her Bill when he was dead and gone, and Miry she wouldn't promise, and then the old man said she shouldh't have a cent from him if she didn't and so they had it back and forth. Everybody in town was sayin, what a shame 'twas that he should serve her so; for though he had other children, they was married and gone, and there wa'nt' none of them to do for him but jiat Miry. "Wall, he hung on till jist as the pinys in the front yard was begmuin' to blow oat, and then he began to feel he was a goin', and he sent for Parson Lothrop to know what was to be done about his soul. " 'Wal,' says Parson Lothrop 'you must settle up all your worldly affairs; you must be in peace and love with all man kind, and if you've wronged anybody you must make it good to 'em.' " "Old Black Hoes he bounced right over in his bed with his back to the minister." " ‘7 . 1.0 Devil!' says he, %win- cats all I 'unent. ' And he cover spoke another word, though Parson tothron he prayed with him, and did what he could forhim." "Wal, that night I sot nP with him, and he went o frtween two and three in the momin', and I laid him out regular.. Of all the racks o' bone I ever see, I never see a human critter so poor as he was. 'Twa'n't nothin' but his awful will kep' his soul in his body so long as it was. "We had the funeral in the meetin' house a Sunday, and Parson Lothrop he preached a sermon on contentment on the text, We brought nothin' into the World, and it's sartin we can carry nothin' out, and having food and raiment, let us be therewith content.' Parson Lothrop he. , got round the subject about as handsome 1 as he could; he didn't say what a skinflint old Black Hose was, but he talked in a gineral way about the vanityof worrin' an' scrapin' to heap up riches, Yon see Par son Lothrop he could say it all putty easy, too, 'cause since he married a rich wife he never had no occasion to worry about temporal matters, and folks allure preaches better on the vanity o' riches when they's in torble. easy circumstances. Ye see, when folks is pestered and worried to pay their bills, and don't know where the next dialer's to come„from,, itkr„a„gerv. Lion to be kind o' valoon' riches, and.meb-' he enqin' thositinit'sgot 'ern. Whereas when orie's accounts all pays themselves, and the money come? jpgt :witeriftimaatted regular, a body feels sort o' composed like, and able to take the right view o' Wags, like Parson Lathrop. "Wal, after the sermon the relations all went over to the old - house to hear the will read, and as .1 was kind 0' friend. with the family I jest slipped,' along with the rest. `Squire Jones_ •he had the will, and so when they all got sot all solemn, he broke the seals and unfolded it, cracklin' it a good While afore he begun, and it was so still you might a heard 'it pin drop when, be begun to read. Fust, there was the Farm and stock, he left to his son John Brown over in Sherburne. Then there was the household stuff and them things, spoons and dishes, and beds and kiverlids and so on,, to his da'ter Polly Blanchard, And then, last of all, he says, he left to his deter Miry the pitcher that was on the top o' the shelf in the bedroom closet. "That are was an old cracked pitcher , that Army elle* hated the sight of, and spring - and fill she used to beg her father I to let her throw it away, but no, he - Wouldn't Jet her touch it, and so it stood "gailierin' 'dust. "Some ini'din run and handed it down, andft Seenie d j just full' o' scouring -sand and nothiirelie, and they handed it to ' . u wal , she. was wrathy f 54, didn't Enrich 'ruh:4l,, hein!.. left ,out, the Yvin , 'caul i" 4 ;XPeqed Unlit blit tOPal'e Brat are oldAlt#er poked at by_ so sort a' mcirten aka could bear., 4314"-i$ a n d iii/t*la tfuulY falu'efat ,the worn wifh all her BligAt, and # Agln . fhe *id/ and hitact *oa, thouiao 404 . 14 " 0 ;'-g"1101 °./ae aAriniguiallfirr Wand, th e ki tohen,jr}st as thick-as dun*. - tell .you, she 'em up 'Kg* qui 41,1 we all helie . d her t _ 4,9lFat, 'ern over , Miry haii.#Le :bestfertlit 7 pc the whole as %vas right and groper AlicsOppi;lll. Miry she was a sea side gal . 41, efie inTestedber money well; and so, Whin Bill Elderkin got through 'law sttidies be found a wife that could 'Pah* a nice . beginning with him. And thet'ii the rty, ...you see, they own° •to be an&ttheY._bet ''"So no mind-and remember au , there is in providence afore owinsfiel e with it, .'cause there's a good many thinp in this world turns out like Mis' Elderkin's pitcher." —Prom the At lantio Monthly. MI The French character is forcibly slow in the ftliNfog concise record, giving tile govermental changes in France during the past eighty years: 1789. May 4.-The States-General, which had been in abeyance one hundredluid seventy-five years, was summoned to meet at Versailles. • 1792. August 10.--Louis XVI deposed and the Republic established, September 21.—The National Convention assem bles. 1798. January 21.—Louis XVI. guillotined. 1795. October 26.—The National Conven tion is dissolved, and the Directory tabliahed. 1799. November IQ.—The Directory is sup pressed, and a Consulate established. December 13.—Napoleon Bonaparte appointed first Consul. 1802. May 4.—Napoleon Bonaparte elected First Consul for ten years, and on Au gust 2 he is elected for life. 1804. May 18.—Napoleon elected Empe ror of France. 1814. April 11 .—Napoleon I. abdicate,. May B.—Louim XVIII. enters Paris. 1815. March I.—Napoleon I escapes from Elba, and the Empire is re-establish ed for one hundred days. June 42 He abdicates in favor of his son, 114a 'peleon 11. July B.—Louis XVIII. re. turns to Paris. 1820. July 28.—Revoltition commences In Paris. August 2.—Charles X. abdi cates. August 9.—Louis Phillippe ascends the throne. 1848. February 23.—Revolution com mences iu Paris. 24.—The King ab dicates. 257—The Republic in pro •clatmed. December 10.—Louis Na. poleon Is elected President of the I te public. 1852. December 2.—Napoleon 111. elected • Emperor of the French. 1870. September I.—The Emperor is taken prisoner) by_the Germans at Sedan, and sent to Germany. September 4. —Napoleon 111. deposed, and the Re public proclaimed. THE Ex-Queen of Spain intends resitting in Switzerland. . • A CENSUS-TAXEIL interviewed a woman whose family might be considered as be longing to the vagabond order, and the following conversation ensued: C11381311-TAKEL "What is your occu patioix?" Wonaw. I work myself to the bone trying to get something to eat in the house, and to pay the rent." CLNetra-riKER. "What does your son do" (a man of twenty-two). "or what- is his °trade?" WOMAN. He never had any trade, and he' don't do any thing to my knowledg but get drunk, and come home and abuse Ilk mother." CENSUS-TAXER. "What does your daughter do?" (A girl of eighteen, who looked on with a simper on her face.) {Voiles. "She used to work iu a fac tory, but she don't do any thing now but gad the streets, and leave me to do the work." CZNISCII-TAILER, "Do the ttro children got() school?" Wow.A.N. "No, Sir; I've tried to make them go to school, but a regiment of sol item couldn't keep them there; so I left them go where they please, and maybe they'll live to repent it." A GIANT Siattxrex.—As some laborers were digging a foundation for a barn on the grounds of Mr. Stanley, at Janesvi lle, Wisconsin, recently, they unearthed a hti man skeleton of enormous size. It was found in a sitting posture, and is in a fair state of preservation. The skull measures 34 inches in aircdmference, mid the tidal: wcnes in taison. Dr. TfEwn drovi exatnied the nenTains shortly ater they we:re exhumed; the man must have been not keg than 14 feet in length. The teeth are very large, If inches in height. The lower limber, from the knees to the toes, are petrified, the flesh having turned to stone, and the parts being. perfect in shape. Dr. Towndrow offered Mr. Stan. ley .10,000 for the remains, which offer was promptly accepted. The news of the discovery created quite a set:potion in the nagliborhood. Dolts SIN PAT?—A lithe bcoy, to sell his paper; told a lie. The mattes came up in the Sunday School. 'Would you tell a lie for three cents?'— asked the teacher, of one of her boys. - 'No, ma'am' answered Dick very decid edly. 'For ten cent?'' 'No ma'am," For a thousand dollars ?" Dick was staggered. A. thousand dol lars looked big. 0 would it not buy lots? While be was thinking, another boy roar- ed out, "No' ma'am," behind him, . . "Why not t" asked the teacher. "Bemume, when the thousand dollars are all gone, and all the things, they've got with them are gone axy, the lie is there all the same," answered the boy. It is so. - dlie sticks. Everything else maybe gone, but that is left, and you will have to early it round with you whether you will or not, a hard heavy load it is. HitaßT Ow used to say that there were three Glasses of people with whom it was neter'safe to quarrel: First Ilifitilittirs; for the reason that they'could derietince me from the pulpit, I and I had now through which to reply. Beeeeiff—l l liters; for they had the most powerful engine from which they could every day hug wrath and fury upon me, and I tunie tough `which to reply. And fhfialy, with women, for they would ve the)* word anyhow, As .kierly lady who was handling a pair oistkiticial plates in a dental office, adndringthe fluency with which the dentist 'Nisi:Abed them, asked him: "Oan • a body eat with these things I , " "My (tear madame, mastication can be performed with a facility scarcely equaled by nature herskf, "responded the den tist. "Yes, I know; but can a body oat with them?" A MABII3I of sausage has the following poetical effusion placarded over his noun. ter: "Oh, the pup, the beautiful pup! drink ing his milk from a china cup; gamboling round so frisky and free,- first knawing a bone, then biting a flea; jumping, running pony, beautiful' pup, you will Sods be belognaf" T word "got'!..,..isoni intrusive little giontmllable, and the art of leaving it out *Pa tt is mineeessary is the constant 4fglibe of some dull people. Not so, how prims:_ii Molten avenue, boarding house /Porta - or& secording to the builder, calls np his servants, of a morning, with, "Get upon lazy jades, bieakfist has got to be pi t and somebody has got to get up and get it." BAXTER, Kansas, on the 6th inst., while Max Saluta, a clothing' merchant, with his clerk, Max Born, was unpacking goods, a double-barrelled gun, which was hanging over head, fell to the floor. Both barrels were discharged, and both men Were shot and instantly killed. ~A snowman lady up town boasts of ownipg "a century' plant " tbnt blooms wary year." Nryint buy an umbrella on a rainy day —for when it rains they go up. • Flll=oB INSTABILITI
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