this Maid. SPrings Railroad O FNaIIIttILE, aa- Oa nit day G lime , /Di E SE2I2/10211. AT EIS; .5; 7.10; 10 P. M. YE GETTYSBURG AT '1230; 3; 6.30; 8; Vl.* P. M. Y MONDAY }comm. Hotel at 4.30. Gettyabtui at 7.01). GEO. M. HOWELL, Supl. burg Railroad. TIME TABLE. N lesnm Gettysburg at 8.30 A. ianover Junction at 10.13 A. AL ; Washington 2 P. It ; York rg 12.30 P. IL ; WHlLanispor bia 12.10 P. M. ; Lancaster 2 P. (via Columbia or Haitisburg) is Baltimore 6.30 P. M. New M either Harrisburg, Philadel i Pittsburg 12 night. Beton'- . burg 12.90 P. IL • N leaves Gettysburg at 2.16 P. Hanover Junction P. P. ; M. ; Washington 10 P. ; York burg 11.53 P. M. ; and Pittsburg ruing, arrives 6.2/ P. M. IL 3 ieCLIRDY, Sup'L I : neutral Railroad. to running between Philadel- R•.'hnlns leaving Gettpburg g connections with this Trunk leave at 3.15 a. in. & 12.40 p. in. arrive 10.115 " 2.05 " leave 10.5 d " 9.55 arrive 12.55 p. 11.45 " leave 3.50 " 2.25 a. in. arrive 9.40 " 5.50 leave 1.15 " 12.10 " arrive 1.35 a. m. 9.10 " c 1 08e connections are made New York, Boston and all I'itt4lnirg connections are nion Depot with the trains for nformatlon apply_to_ :I)WARD H. 1% iLLIAIIB, uperintendent, Altoona, I's. Gen. PaasengerandTleket I. [May Is , 186 n—t Central Railway. • • B C7IRDL7..R. ne 12, ISM Trains will leave • as follows: • NORTHWARD. Williamsport dally (except ) for =mire, Rochester, ut lora Falls and Erie and the r Elmira, Buffalo. &e. relt SundaYin tor Williams . Mit.. • cept Sundays) for York. xeept Sundays) for Harris the West. SOUTHWARD. pping at hutton only. • eept Sundays) stopping at all ng at Parkton only. 'wept Sunday) stopping at and Cockeysville only. seept Sundays) stopping at 0113. YOUNG, Pass. Agent 'Balt_ ,lanore Md. ALFRED R. risKE, General Btntendent_, tfterisburg, Pa. RAILROAD. RRA.NGEMENT, FAY 16th, 1870. m the North aid Northwest York, Reading, Pottsville, amokin, Lebanon, Allen - , Litiz, Lancaster, Colum burg for New York, as fol. L 2 - a. in., and 2.50 p. m. liar Trains on l'ennsy. Ting at New York at 12.10 0.00 p. m.. respectively.- - y the 5.35 and 21.25 a. in., sr York at 9.00 a in., MOO hiladelpina at 8.15 a. nt.. g Cars accompany the 9.00 1. trains from "New York r Reading. Pottsville, Tani ud, Shamokin, Pine Grove, Iphia at B.loa. m., and 2.50 • at Lebanon and prinei m. train eonneeting for and Columbia only. For Haven and Auburn, via ehanna Ball Road, leave !road trains leave Read and New York at 7.23, m. Returning, leave 12.00 noon and Me p. m., in., 12. Z noon, 4.W and n leaves Philadelphia at Vith similar train on East tag Rein Reading at 6.3 40 and 9.00 a- m., and 250 a. In. Shamokin at 5.40 d at 7.05 a. in., and 12.30 7.51 a. in., and 1.(17 jp. • and lan p. at., for Pidia- Schuylkill and Susque a. in., for Harrisburg, and ye and Tremont. on Train leaves Potts - Reading at 7.30 a. in., at 10.20 a. m. &turn at Sl6 Potter arriving atl7l lion Train, leaves Potts. Ing, leaves Philadelphia ns leave Reading at 7.70 Ephrata, Lit's, Lancas• ns lease Perk'omen ands.3o p. m. ; rtturn. at 8.06 a. m., 124.5 noon, g with similar trains on Trains leave rottstouil p. m., returning leave d 11.25 a. La, connect. Reading Railroad. Trains leave Bridge -5.02 tk In., returning, a. In-, 12-45 noon and similar trains on Read- York at SOO p. in. and 3.15 p. ng only to Readlng a i tn., Harrisburg at 5. 'e Allentown at 7.25 a. Heading at 7.15 a. tn., sburg, at 7.23 a. in. for AllelHOWll,* and 9.40 . elphia. • Season, School and Ex. all points, at reduced 100 pounds allowed G. A. NICOLLS, eral Superinteudent. Sontractors. ith & Son, OEM Contractors. UTTERS, XIDOW FRAMM ND WINDOW &C., tanufactltred to order ERIA kmen, anti at PRICES attkniled to. ZMAN, EDI ontrac tor. el* bkop ou anthersbury and Jan Miami Oct • th e ell'urP° V sedYClll readiness, ander= sad cm HMAN, EMI 'on tractor, Le pebble. that he es Strait= street lament. and la pre apareel repair 111413 MI illy bull to be or a#eution to bust Give Ida a ea. J. it. IfJIZAIITH, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Collections and all legal business promptly at tended to. Office on Baltimore street, south of the Court house. , June 18, 1869—tf . MeCONAUGHY, ATTT LA. Office one door west of BursORNEY A aMt's Drug Sto W re, Chambersburg street. Special attention given t °Sults, Collectionsand Settlemen Pensions , tes. All legal busin and claims to Bounty, Back-pay, and - agts against U. States, at al times prompUy and efficiently attended to. Land ts located, and chffice Farms for sale in lowa and other western States. June 18,1869—U ' South-east corner of Chambersbur_g and Washing ton streets L opposite Col.. TATE'S EAGLE HOTEL. June 11, IU-ktf DR. J. W. C. O'NEAL Has his °Mee at his residence In Baltimore street, two doors above the Cbmpiler Office. ' 1day,29,186t1 JOHN L. HILL, X. 10., DENTIST. Office on Cliambersburg street, nearly opposite the EAoLE Herat, Gettysburg, Pa il-Having been in constant practice over al years patients can be assured of good Work. July 9, 1867—tf D R. J. E. BERECSTRESSER, DENTLST. Raving located In Gettyiburig, Mie rvices to the public. Office in York street nearly oppo site the Globe Inn, where he will be prepared to attend to Pery case within gull r of the Dentist. sons in want of full or partial sets of teeth are invited to call. Terms reasonable. July 30, 1869—tf ,D. MCCREADY. J. Y. MCCREARY. •'BEST ALWAYS CHEAPEST." The Best and Cheapest, paddles, Bridles,' Collars .a.utl LIABNESSof all kinds, In the 6ouuty, are always to be found at the old and well known stand, Baltimore sty opposite the Presbyterian Church, (MCCREARY'S.) OUR RIDING and WAGON SADDLES, are the most substantially builtand neatest. OUR HARNESS, (plain and silver mounted,) are complete in every respect and warranted of the very best material and workmanship. OUR UPPER LEA.TIiER DRAFT COLLAR& can not be beat. They are the best FITTING and most durable. OUR HEAVE DRAFT HARNESS, are made to order, as cheap as they can he made aktwhere and in the most substantial manner. RIDING RiUDLES, WHIPS, LASHES, DRAFT Hamm, Fly-nets and everything. None Ceder or I a UnRICES have been kkotram to the lowest living standard. A liberal pettentage for cash, oil all bills amounting to IS or more. We work nothing but the best of stock and will warrant every made turned out to . be in every cyaittpa repreaented.- al for twat favors we Invite attention to __present stock. arliive us a call and examine prices and vat Jan. 2!), 1868—tf D. hiceß RY 'a SON. BUGGIES AND CARRIAGES. PILE undersigned has removed his Carriage making shop where east end of Middle street, 4. - lettysburg, Pa., he will continue to build all kinds of work in his line, viz : CARRIAGES, TROTTING & FALL ING-TOP BUGGIES ; JAGGER WAtIONS, &C., &C. His work is all put up of good material and by the beet of mechanics, and cannot fall to give sat isfaction. His prices are always reasonable. He solicits orders, confident that he can please. ItEf'4I.I:IIING promptly done, at moderate rates. N. H. GALLAGHER. 1&38-ly SAYE YOUR HORSES! HORSE COLLARS. T HE undersigned has for sale These CELE MATED (X) I ,T. A 1 " 1 , manufactured by Hauer & Ben Companies Philadelphia , which are now used by all the Cl Passenger Railroad Comes for the protection of their stock. They are lighter in weight, absorb no moisture, and do not beat. The Cork with which they are stuffed being very elas tic, the Collar adjusts to the shape of the animal, an te d consequently does not chafe. Farmers, try Also, HARNESS of all kinds for sale and made to order. Call at my establishment on Carlisle street, Gettysburg, Fa., adjng Passenger Depot. May O, ISTO—tt JOHN CULP. CARRIAGE.MAKING. The war being over, the undersigned have re sumed the Carriage-Making 'Business, at their old stand, in East Middle street, GeltYrk '" • lrepared to put up an wor In the most fulfil, e, as superior manner. A lot of new and7=u lual lid. CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, &C., on hand, which they will dlipose of at the lowest prices, and all orders will be supplied as promptly and satisfactorily as possible- . Ur REPAIR LNG Ali done with dispatch, and at cheapest rates. A large lot of new and 01d.H..;..N1 MSS on hand for sale. Thankful for the liberal patronage heretofore enjoyed by them, they solicit and will endeavor to deserve a large share the future. Dki7—tf DANNER & ZIEGLER: MEAT MARKET ! ! GEO. B. STOVER & 22E4D. & WIBLE, HA VlN . tntered in,towertnertattpoinn %el bratchea 'Minds of Fresh Meat Every Day. Beet every Tuedatay and Saturday Morning. Small meate every iyedneedky, Thursday and ld d a j gte n r= gl it Geo. IL &men realdence on Ctuunbertburg street. second *Mann Those having fat stock tor sale wilt And It to their , Mvannsge to call on STOVES & WHI eir address the LE. neW Firm. Aug. IS, 1.860-4 f Westilliddle Street Market / (Near tie Court-house.) FRESH MEAT every Day in the Week, 7 ' SUNDAY EXCEPTED. Aug.l2,thle.—tx IBM rualdiansite- BUEHLER & Cb.,, haltintore at. between 90W-house andDfdtftettd.' Chatiobeirs, Pa. ..=.,,_ TBiptil OP PUBLICATION: • Tux Bun AND Borinna is published every PM day =ends& at 12.00 $ year in advanoe; or •WO If not paid within the year. No subscriptions db. ottaildued until all arrearages are paid, unites at the option of the publishers. are Inserted at ressoitatde rates. A liberal reduction will be made to persons advertising by the quarter, half year, or year.— Special notices will be Inserted at special rates, to be agreed upon. Arne circulation of the Sun, Arco Simmer. is one ball larger than that ever attained by any newspaper In Adams county; and, as an adver tising medium, It cannot be excelled. Jos WO= of all kinds will be promptly execu ted and at fair rates. Hand-tills, Blanks, Cards, Pamphlets, Be., In every variety and style. will be Printed at short notice. Timm Cam grottsibuitt 06ax44, &s. IT B. WOODS, ATTNEY AT , Has resumed the Practice of OR Law, and will attend to any business in the Courts of Adams county. Office :—Hon. J. B. Dmmer's Bulkling, South East corner of the Diamond. March 4, 1810—tt A J. COVER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Will promptly attend to collections and all other Business trusted to his care. Office between Fahnestock's and Danner & Ziegler's stores, Baltimore street, Gettysburg, Pa. May 29, 1867—tt D AVID A. BUEHLER, ATTORNEY LAW. Will promptly attend to collections a AT nd all other Business entrusted to his care. Office at his residence in the three-story build ing opposite the Court.house. - Bay 29,1867—d D AVID WILLS, , ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office at his residente in the South-east corner of Centre Square. May 29, 1867—tf DR. H. S. 11117 BER garri l lgts, &rues, &v. REMOVAL. PATENT ELASTIC CORK 1. NEW FIRMA asioßoz A. comm. L. LXX. N glottal; Cards. • NEW BUSINESS Upholstering & Trimming WILLIAM E. CULP H AS opened an establishment °poodle Weav er's Livery Stables, on WashingWn street, for covering SOFAS, CHAIRS, MATTRESSES, AND UP- HOLSTERING - IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. Char He also continues his old business of Trimming Buggies, Carriages, &e., and solicits from the pub- li Dec. 11—tf c their patronage. ges moderate. BL A t' 0111Vilidell B. G. HOLLEBATJG-H H AS opened a Blacksmith Shop on Washington street, next door to Chritzman's Carpenter Shop and is prepared to do an kinds of BLACKSMITH ING, at reasonable rates, and invites a share of public patronage. REPAIRING of all kinds. Give u April 30, 1869-tt COOPERING. PETER CULP Has commenced the dOOPERING BUSINESS In all Its branches at hls residence 011 the Mumma.s. burg road, at the end of Carlisle street, Gettys ord burg,er all kinds and Pa. The pubd st li y c les canof always have made to MEAT VESSELS, . CROUT STANDS, PICKEL STANDS, TUBS, • - FLOUR BARRELS. I also manufacture 5 and 10 Coopep Cider Ilarrels. And all other kinds of ring Re pairing done cheaply and with despatch. Give us a calL [Aug. L 3, 1869-41 iMI GRANITE YARD, GETTYSBLTRG, PA., RAILROAD, NEAR FREIGHT DEPOT. r PETER BEITLER IMMaarAcuZltogitlT GRANITE, for of ES at reasonable rates— Curbing, Sills, Steps, ASHLERS, POSTS, MONUMENTS, CEM ETERY BLOCKS, &C., &C., cut and finished in every style desired, , by best of workmen. Orders from a distance promptly attended to June 3—tt "1, REMOVAL! REMOVAL! ROBERT D. A HMOR, Gas Fitter, Plumber and Bell Hanger Can be found at his residence , on corner of East Middle and Stratton atreets, GETTYSBURG, PA., Will promptly attend to all orders In his line.— Work dons in Um most satistaena: l uu dec ma nn er, and at prices as low as can possibly be to make a 'lying. GA S PIPE furnished, as wen as Cbsin Drookate, Drop Lights, &c also, WATER PIPE, Stops, Top and Frost b r aein short, everything belonging to Jess or Bells all hung, and furnished if desired Z . Locks of kinds repaired. • [April , GETTYSBURG BAKERY. THE firm of Newport & Ziegler having been dissolved, the undersigned will continue the Raking business, in all its branches, at the old stand, Corner of South.. Washington and West Middle streets, Gettysburg, Pa. All kinds of CRACKERS ceku,, BREAD ROLLS PRETZELS, constantly baked and always to be had fresh. With many years experience and every disposi tion to please, he feels that he can promise satis faction in all cases. Orders solicited, and promptly attended to. With many thanks for the patronage bestowed on the old firm, its continuance is asked. April 9, 18039--tf BALTZER. NEWPORT. STEM SAW MILL T HE undersigned has in operation a STEAM SAW MILL, at the South Mountain, near Graeffenburg Springs, and is prepared to saw to order bills of. White Oak, Pls., Heatleek, or anytlnd of Timber desired, at the Mertes no. tlee and at low rates. Re also manufactures Shingles, Pailin . gs, &c. LUMBER delivered at any point at the LOWEST BATES.— S per cent. will be deducted for the cash payments, or interest will be charged from the time of deliv ery of Lumber. Thankful for past favors, he would desire a continuance for the future. All letters should be addressed to him at Graef fenburg P. O. Adams county. Pa. ' HENRY MILTENBERGER Oct. 29, 1969—tf ICE CREAM SALOON JOHN GRUEL, Chatabersburg at., Gettysburg, Pa., luxe door to Eagle Hotel, Has always on Dared a large assortment of all kinds of CONFECTIONERY, made of the best materials, with Fruits, Almonds, Raisins, Figs, Cakes, die. ICE CREAM, , I , y . • ii J . .. Si, F. 1., ea, or MOdo - tiono for ritlenten t Vbg Weds' liewnl. mined to please, he la Ge lor d deter. a cam fa - leads te r d_Vil . cif ~11►(e`7~~IilY:lf r BATTLE FIELD RELICS! antis, Shells, Bullet E. , WOODWARD Would respectfully call the attentkm Of the h. &to his large assortment of Relics gathered on the Gettysburg Rattle-Reid. Gunsmithing attended to with promptness and all work warranted. Give us a call at our place, of business on ear- Hale street, (McConangkrs Fla) near the Deput, Gettysburg, Pauly ll7ll-41!! JER EMIAH CULP, GETTYSBURG, PA., UNDERTAKER ANIk,PAPISSIUNGEB, Is prepared to lowa* on abort notice and rea sonable terms, - . COFFINS- - of all Styles. He also keefiLn hand a large assortment of WALL PAP which he sells at lowest. Cash rates wailind If Will furnish hands to put it on the . . Plats and Iftsfaey Alma Pwlsrlimp ono. 'tilted tip writer. utTork street, a few doors east of Lutheran Church. Mar 81. 38011--t[ ISAAC K. STAUFFEB, WAT ORES & JEWELRY, No. MS Ninth &mind Street, corner of Qtion7, PitZaDALPH/A. oisi:MW Watch* Vr ai rer sad =t iril4 Watellesaa ttr r i, =Fr . - s e- • , . • ~ a r, .11 - • • • . . . . . • . - • " . • _•• ;. • • • • ' ; dlirTh W. N. MILLER'S Cor. of Baltimore and 'Ea.st Midelk ata Every Description of Work executed in the finest style of the Art CAST, WROUGHT AND WIRE RAILINGS, FURNISHED ON THE SHORTEST NOTICE June 17, ism —t GETTYSBURG MARBLE WORKS MEALS & BROTHER, East York Street, second Square, Gettysburg, Al. Where tkey4 7 pr itin fullaf k";kiege,sieras of Monuments, Head-Stones, TOMBS, MANTLES, &c., atthe shortest notice—cheap as the cheapest. thr 'Give us a call. Produce taken In exchange. May 29, 1867.—tt TIED CUCUMBER WOOD - PUM P ! ! One dozen reasons why this is the best Pump manufactured in America for' WELLS A•ND CISTERNS. I.nis Simple. 2. It is Reliable 3. It Is Durable. 4. It Works very Easily. 6. i t throws Water Rapidly. 8. It is all Wood. 7. The Wood is Tasteless 8. It does not Crack in the Sun. ft It Is not liable to get out of order. 10. Should any rep ty can easilylrs be necessarybe m la ade b timey, any person. 11. It will not freeze. 12. It is Cheaper than any - other reliable Pump manu factured. • In timony of the superior character of this Pump,we refer, by permission, to the following persons who have had it in use, and tested It with entire satisfaction: Jer. Blesecker, Franklin tp. ,_• George smith, Huntington to. ; Arnold Lives, Franklin tp. ; B. Myers, Latimere tp. ; John Cress, burg H. P. High= Greesmount ; Peter Shively Far- Get! ; Daniel ltitt s Fairfield ; Wm. Young, M ount- Personsjo ; Andrew verstock, Tyrone tp. miliaria hunps for wells or details. can have demi all complete and reedy for b sending the depth of the well or s tern. don guaranteed In all cases or o payment required. Orders by mail or otherwise promptly attended to. licHnightstoirt, EL% eounty L , E ia. Oct. 29, 18/11.—ly RENOVATE YOUR FEATHERS TTUBundersinM oderi to the citizens of Get tysburg and vkinity a rare chance to avail themselves of the unparalled benefits of this un rivaßed Feather Dressing and Renovating Machine, The most sucedisful patent of the kind everoder ed to the pubile. And we venters the peedktion that it never will be mziNlisot, for ft el to be esactly what au conditions and of Featli ars, fromentirely new to old end much worn, need to render num as u sage, quality and condition will admit of ng made. The Cleansing is Done Entirely by Bfeam. No ere coming near the Feathers, consequently no scorching, or are de stroyed and removed, process Feathers cleansed. the fibres relieved from their matted position, giving a bed an astonishing surcease In b often more than one-halt; also removing all le scent which is so common to new as as old Feathers. In fact giving the appearance and es• sentlal qualities of New Feataiers, and Teller lag them from all liability to moths by the remov al of all gummy or glutinous matter from the quill. Our racintko are such, that by abort no tice, we can take and return beds the same day, well dressed and ready for immediate use. We warrant entire satisfaction or make no ckaailL An wrsons. esPecia ll y ladles, are invited to and see the machine in operation, at Pim ton's kmaroom, on Baltimore street, and Judge for themselves- Sir• Feathers called for and in town without extra there. J. July 1-2 m WANTED AGENTS, to canvass for PEMELNB ♦so noon's no KEROSENE LAMP, m ic:uneed by more thansoProfewors to our Co/- Absolutely Safe --saves 38 per cent of oil—no bad odor—WM not break or wear out , because meta/lc. Our agents make money, because it supplies a want as uni versal as right. For full particulars address. with 'tuna BENT. F. WEEN Ed Floor, Efecbanics' HO Baru* , . Harrisburg, Pa. Oct. 15, 1869.--tf YOUNT'S COMPOUND FOR TRW CORR OF ' PUTRID SORE THRO4T, iNizuRNJEA, or say other Inflammatory or Inward disease af the Throat if not of too long *landing., AI" BCARLEIT PEPMR. This medicine hip been tried In THOUSANDS OF CASES, • In different parts of the eountrfaid has nemer been known to fail if taken is and word ing to directions. It Li warranted Mini Oh* It a trial and it will for itpeiL Eserruese. hold should provide faseives with si bog cd this medicine and keep It on hands.- The cures that it hag effected are truly mamba& MiPPrepared and Sold by loan Younr & Gettysburg. Pa., or by their authoring agents.— For sale at - nearly all the Stores ta Maros May 29 1847.—tf county. ISRAEL YOUNT it CO. , FURNITURE. Joseph Walton & Co ', Celeinwiemakeint, No. 418 Wainstt P Mt establishment is one of the oldest in - PI& and from long experience and superk al Mitles we are prepared toturubh good work at reasonable prim. We manufacture nee fusel and also me dim priced Winans, ot large `toot of furniturealways on hand. Mad to ord Cters,Desk Work and omee Fornitare to ammo and 13tores, made to order. Joe. svren. J. W; LIPITXOOI7. J. L., &Mr. Feb. 111870-1 y snug Whim: HOWE MACHINES! TEE LAMM DAPROVXb AND GENUINE HL,448 /10 SEWING. MACHNEa JACOB F. THOM A S, agent, ORTITSBDRG, PA, At hi. rosideam opt York arse& o m a l tbe i gib iszt arri s z. ti m eastriatm4 iidass sis* liwgrama Us their am , an .; kai haft lion having 13le _ it, -741" KDDINGCdILDB, Businass Cute, V atatness ishiat anis, Tickers 'rel i 4 l,w i i n 1., he., printed with , chessmen sad Viable lardis. MARBLE WORKS, GETTYSBURG, PA ALL KOMI; OF *tut!lanais. TESTIMONIALS The subscribers have just: returned from the with as laweenae auappo et ilawalantwe .wiraiaktasy are eihuinges_Pa' old stood as week at mieunuathe times.. 'Our conabasta pars or to • • OaripisHler's , - Taair, Riaakessars --_ Toiik. : wag* Anifigt4l7oll"nutinge., 1 - set..itakar'a - :ffinmakemer's Flartawak'AU. tax* - of km' • - • ______Arct#4 l .o4l4 -` • ;• • GROCEELEI4:OkALL ADS,, kills, ?AWN Ahem* aowetiele wham, til~hi the . -airove4ktit , -, jtillikalOW - .. i • ,:,,,... 1 Audi and:liontrigweem ' . 4 ;4 .r. iodate ma& Give us a _ meow - Med to sell aalknr for. eadi aa_mw out at litektigr, DAvw may 31k, low-a JO= B. D WM. J. MARTIN, Wholesale and Retalltlealer In GROCERIES & LIQUORS. A large lot of OROCE7IIES that I am selling Cheap for Cash. CHOICE LIQUORS, Old Rye 'Whiskey eight years old. Very old French Brandy. ALL OTHER KINDS OF LIQUORS. A general assortment of BITTERS, among which are Mlshler's Herb Bitters. ping LIQUORS for Medical purposes at WIL J. IdAIMIN'S. ABLE t rr CUTLERY, Glassware, Queensware, &e., a • April 30, 1869—t1 WM. J. MA.RTIN'S. - NEW GROCERY. H AVING purcnnsed from Mr. AMOB ECZBILT corners Grocery estaSquareblishment on the Northwest of Centre , GTYSBURG, PA., and laid In a new neck of Goods, I respectfully Invite my friends and the public to eve me a call. In addition to a large and varied stock of prime Groceries, Notions, &c., I will keep constantly on hand the best qualitypf Quaensware, Fire-Proof and Glaisware, Fruits, Confectlens, &c., all of which will be sold at the lowest cash rates. June 24, 1870.—tf H. 'H. REAMER. WM. BOYER. & SON, DEALERS IN GROCERIES, NOTIONS, TOBACCOS, Also Stone, Wooden and Willow-ware. A gemeral assortment of all Goods usually kept In A FAMILY GROCERY. I)ee. 1, 1867—tf BARGAINS AT THE NEW GROCERY, IN GETTYSBURG, JACOB W. CREW having opened a New Oro. -eery in Gettysburg, on the North-west corner of the Public Square, has lust received a sPlendki assortment of FRESH GROCERIES. Including Sugars,Colbtee. ape Teas, Teas, Ogees, Tobsooos, Salt, FM, dm. sismeueens.ware,ConfectkonSm• pa F Articles and • Notions generally. I will also on Mad mom and FEED. STUFFS. Having purchased for CANN, I am prepared to sell very cheap. Give me a call and j CH udggor • Lent. 25, 11107-41 J. W. toteld and ittiiaurauto. EAGLE HOTEL, • The largest and most ecommodlous in GETTYSBURG, PA., COrner of Chambersbury and IP/Abington• Sts • JOHN L. TATE, Proprietop. sir An Omnibus for Passengers and Baggage run to the Depot, on arrival and departure of Railroad Trains. Careful servants, and reason able charges. [May 29, 1867.—U KEYSTONE HOTEL, G 7 ?TTOBURG, PA. Witt E. MYERS, Proprietor. • NOW OPEN, Tiris a new House, and has been fit dup In the most approved style. Its loca tion is pleasant and convenient, being in the most business portion of the town. Every arrange ment has been made for the accommodation and comfort of guests, with ample stabling attached. With experienced servants, and accommodating Clerks, we shall use every endeavor to please.—. This Hotel now open for the entertainment of the public, and we kindly solicit a share of public patronage. (May 23, 1867—ti NEW HOTEL, HARRIS HOUSE, BAL77IIOIIIIIB2RBET, OBTTESI.73C72G, T E underslimed has opened a Hotel, the RABBIS HOUSE, M the lately enlarged and handsome three-story Brick Building, on Balti more street, two doors from the Uniftobonse, ysburg PS., and is provided with accom modations tbe eomfort His entertakunen in t ot a large number el rest ce the business warrants aim in satbfaction in every cue_ and be feel s. s certaln those who stopwith him once will call again. Charges the His Table will alwa be supplied with the best Gettysburg and re markets ma m a: : ford, wh ilt his Bar will have the choicest r ls s , Ste. ler in abohas ample Stabling , with a good .Host. attendance. fu A liberal share of public patronage Is respect. fu lly go/kited, and no effort will be spared to de- April Is, 1870. rve --ti w. "UREA UNION HOTEL [rosaosny THE WHITE HAIL,] YORK SPRINGS, PENN'A. Z. P. ECITPINGErt, Proprietor. THE hrldeislitwed having leased the long estab -IL lished and HotedtinPeterstork Lirrßorough will spare no el l ! th tta nay !dm. The 1 is jt located tb and eareferta &raers will which cannot tea terciastistactlon. His Mile be p with UK se Hutt the . v market our amt its Bar eeatainabest wee but teat of the beet of Liquors; he is also well inippiled with Ice • in the Bummer seation—this being the only Hotel in the place that has an Ice Home attached.— There ls'in conneskou with the Hotel Astenalve reabUall with &Malin hostler& He asks &share or the i g is ubile pin= i=aus d i =nl that "le BoarEirjen by the week on 111411 44; ans. ICTrEINGIiiIt.• Proprietor. • York wings, Hay 6, 11170.—ihn Saitiont. , swum -&-c: Hardware and Groceries - GETTY groctries A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS. Relief in Six Hours No Mercury Persons Ruined by Ignorant, Trifling Pretenders, and their Deadly Poisons, should apply immediately. Dll. JOHNSTON, Member of the Royal College mostgen. Lon don. Graduate of one of the eminent Col leges In the United States, and the greater part of whose life has been spent in the Hospitals of Lon don, Paris, Philadelphia and elsewhere, has effect ed some of the most astonishing cures that were ever known ; many troubled with ringing in the head and ears when asleep, grmt nervousness, being alarmed a t sudden sounds, bashfulness, with derangement of mind, were cured Immediately. TAKIL' 2 PARTICTLAR NOTICE. Dr. J. addresses all those who have injured themselves by improper Indulgences and solitary habits. which ruin both body and mind, unfitting them for either business, study, society or mar r lage. These are some the sad and viz:melancoy effects produced by the early habits of youth, Weakness of the Back and Limbs, Pains in the Head Dimness of Sight Loas of Muscular Power, Paleation'-of theelleari i Dyspepsia, Nervous Irri tab ty, Derangement° the plostivenuctlons, General Debility, Symptoms of Consumption, &c. MNNTA.LLY.—Tbe fearful effects of the mind are much to be dreaded. Loss of Memory, Confusion of Ideas, Depreasion of Spirits, Evil Forebodings, Aversion to Society, Self-Distrust, Love of Soli tude, Timidity, &a, are sonic of the evils pro duced. Thousan causepenns of all ages can now Judge what is the of their declining health, losing their vigor, becoming weak, pale, nervous and emicated, having a singular appearance about the eyes, cough and symptoms of Consumption. YOUNG MEN who have injured themselves by a certain prac tice, indulged in when alone, a habit frequently learned from evil companions or at school, the effects of which are nightly felt, even when asleep, and if not cured, renders marriage Impossible, and destroys both mind and body, should apply immediately. 'What a pity that a young man, the hope of his country, the pride: of his parents, should be snatched from all prospects and employments of life, by the consequence of deviating from the path of nature, and indulging in a certain secret habit. Such persons must, before conteniplating MARRIAGE, reflect that a sound mind and body are the most necessary_requisites to t siote connubial happi ness. Indeed, wittlpe theJoaray through life becomes a mane, the hourly darkens to t slew, tbe mind = L : r s shadowed to despair, and Mled with the melan choly reflection that the happiness of anat is blighted with our oWn. DUMAS& OF IMPRUDENCE When the misguided and hnprudent votary of pleasure flnds that be has imbibed the seeds of this painful disease, it too often happens that an ill-timed sense of shame or dread of - Ms-wres7 de ters him from applying to those who, from educa: lion and respectability. elm alone befriend him, delaying-till the constitutional symptoms of this horrid disease makes their appearance, such as nlcerated sore throat, diseased nose, nocturnal pains in the head and limbs, dimness of sight, deafness, nodes on the shin bones and arms, blotches on the head, face and extremities, pro gressing with frightful rapidity, till at last the pal. ate of the mouth or the bones of the nose fall in, and the victim of this awful disease becomes a horrid object of commiseration till death puts 'a period to his dreadful sufferings, by sending him 4.0 that undiscovered country, "from whence no traveler returns." It Isa melancholy fact, that thousands DIgE Into vic- tims to this terr disease, through the hands of Jgnora ible nt or Unskillful PRETEND ERS, who by the use of that deadly Poison, Mer cury, &c., destroy the constitution, and Incapable of curing, keep the unhappy sufferer month after month taking their noxious or injurious com pounds, and Instead of being restored to a renew. al of Life, Vigor and happiness, In despair leave hi m with ruined Health, to sign over his galling disappointment. To such, therefore, Dr. Jorrswrox pledges him self to ineserve the most Invadable bresecy and from els extensive practice and observation* in the great Hospitals of Europe, and the Ana In this country, viz: England, .ance, Philadelphia and elsewhere, Is enabled to offer the most Speedy, Certain and Effectual Remedy in the World for MI diseases of Imprudence. DR. JOHNSTON, OFF7C7II 7 SOUTH FREDERICK STREET, BALTIMORE, AID., • left hand side going from Baltimore streei, a few doors from the corner. Fall not to observe the name and number. . . fletago letters received unless postpaid and con taining stamp to be used oti the reply. Persons writing should state age; and sends. pottion of ad vertisement describing arnPtome. • There are so many Paltry, vesigning and Worth less Impo s t ers advertising themselves as Phyla clans, trifling with and ruining the health of all who unftrtunately fall into their power, that Dr. Johnston deems it necessary to say especially to those imacquainted with his reputation. that his Credeatials or Diplomas- always hang in his office. ENDORSEMENT OF THE PRESS, The many thousands cured at this establish ment, year after year, and the numerous Surgical Operations performed by Dr. Johnston witnessed by the representatives of the press and many other persons, notices of whiCh haver appeared_ aoln and again before the public, besides his standing as a gentleman of character and responsibility, is a sufficient guarantee to the afflicted. SKIN DISEASES SPEEDILY CURED, March 11, Ig7o-Iylpr Ayer's Cathartic Pills, FOR, ALL THE PURPOSES OF A Perhaps no one medicine is so universally re quired by everybody as a cathartic, nor was ever any before so universally adopted Into use, In every country and among all classes , as this mild but efficient purgative POI. The obvious reason rsem tha y ith l a s nm o ny roehble Ts e a w ho hmav edual it know at it cured them ; those who have not, ,. know that it cures their neighbors and friends, and all know that what it does once it does always —that it never fails through any fault or neglect of its composition. We- have thousands u thousands of certificates of their remarkable cures of the following complaints, but such cures are known In every nelOborhOW, and we need wa us noteublish them. Ada Med to all ages and nwa luau c u rates ; containing neither calomel or any deleterious drug, they may be taken with safety by anybody. Thar sugar coating press ry a , them ever fresh and makes them pleasant to take, while being purely vegetable no harm can arise froir ie Lheir use in any quantity. operate by their powerful influence on the Internal viscera to purify the blood and stimulate It into healthy action—remove the obstructionsof the stomach, bowels, liver, and other organs of the body, restoring theirirresular action toheallk and by correcting, wherever they exist, such de "Wients as are the first origin of disease. de directions are even in the wrapper 011 the box, for the followingeemphiints, which these Toe 144 1&%= 3: c7; INDIGESTION, LETuzionies LaNGINNI sad Loss or assynwtr t th e y Ghoul. should Ix; taken moddrately to stimulate momach and restore Its healthy tone and action. For Limutecainalwr and its various Slums HEADACRII, BICE REArOMIN, I =. or GREEN SIICIDNESE,BLI4OI4I POLIO and litUorrs F i r ms , itrabonlitibe iMiclouslytakenfor each cas tructio ns whie, to correct he ch dimmed action or remove the obs cause it doFor trimaar ll awr or I'llaCiMach but one mild la_generay Tred. For. VIIIATIZIN Gortr, GRAM PALPTIATRIN or THE HEArr—P n":"SIDS, BACK Mid L i m i t vit hey should ge 10e continuously taken. aS. re. a to chan the seam ot tu m. h each change d e thooe VAllPleleta dimp. pear.- • For Davoz n -- ,DaorenALEtTmurael they -- freibeairalielith atioiiidlie .air o pir calitil . produce the effee a peas, be ler SoTrestonaff. .11 kat_ted i er_Mediff Sanas It protects the aeluee ssee "'Mt,. As vittonor PIII, take one or vo 4 0 mom dimwit and Salem me Fro, , . bo es wi t os t oor to U so dse4 ( te=e mi tsWest netslices and invi TXltort iel ic rene ro ue I R K , .1247 treil,, t ottenft ecou bas a e,, ,afr pftissikes MINIM If bes. , sailettewitteS a e rng .DEJ. a t t& *co., ',naval/ ateetiSts, ZOtridu,„ ifetp„ V: a 4. __ _ *rFor side in Gettysburi, Pa,, ff 4,1.0 , Max- Ulig, APO. laa• RG. PA., FRIDAY, A Pediat Baltimore Lock HoBpita DR. JOHNSTON, Physician of this celebrated Institution, has dis covered the most Certain Speedy, Pleasant and Effectual Remedy in the Workl for all DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE, Weakness of the Back, or Limbs, Strictures, Af fections of the . Kidneys, or Bladder, Involuntary Discharges, .L;npotency, General Debility, Net. vousss,_rimepsia, Languor, Llatta, Con lonusof Ideas, Palpitation of the h Thnidity, Trembling, Dimness of St-OL or Old ess, Di sease of the Head, Thrftt Nose or Skin, Affec tions of the Liver, Lungs, Stonutch or Bowels... those terrible disorders arising from Solitary flab. its of Youth—etaciurr and solitary praeace s m ore fatal to their victims, than the songs of the gyrens to the .Mariners of Ulyssee, blighthig their most brilliant hopes, or anticipatioras, rendering mar riage, &c., impossible. YOUNG MEN especially, who have become the Victims of Soli tary Vice, that dreadful and destructive habit w hi ch annua lly sweeps to an untimely grave thousands of young men of the most exalted tal ents and brillient intellect,.who might otherwise have entranced,listening Senates with the thund ers of eloquence, or waked to ecatacy the living lyre, may call with full confidence. MARRIAGE. Married persons, or Young Men contemplating marriage, aware of Physical Weakness Moss of Procreative Power—lmpotenlmi9 Nervous Eicita bility Palpitation, Organic Weakness, Nervous Debility, or any other, disqualification, speedily relieved. m a y who places himself under the care Of gentle- may religiously confide in his honor as a man, and confidentially rely upon Ms skill as a physician. . ORGANIC WEAKNESS ; IMPOTENCY. LOB OP PO WER, Inunedlately Cured, and FOI Vigor Restored. This distressing affection—which renders life miserable and marriage impossible—is the penalty paid by the victims of Improper indulgences.— Young persons are too apt to commit excesses from not being aware of the dreadful consequen ces that may ensue. Now, who that understands the subject will pretend to deny, that the power of procreation Is lost sooner by those falling Into Int. proper babits, than by the prudent I Beside being deprived of the pleasures of healthy offspring, the most serious and destructive symptoms of both body and mind arise. The system becomes de. ranged. the Physical and Mental Functions Weak ened, Loss of Procreative Power, Nervous Irrita bility, Dyspepsia, Palpitation of theMeart, Ind!. gestion, Constitutional Debility, and Wasting of the Frame, Cough, Consumption, Decay and Death. LAXATIVE MEDICINE far anbitniinti 18 WARE ROOM IN ANCIEL•LANDS These lines were written after hearing the fol lowing touching incident related by a minister : A mother who was preparing some flour to bake Into bread, left it for a few moments, when little Mary—with childish curiousity to see what it was —took hold of the dish, when It fell to the floor, spilling the contents. The mother struck the child a severe blow, saying with anger, that she was always in the way! Two weekA after little Mary sickened and died. On her death-bed, while delirous, she asked her mother if there would be room for her among the angels. "I was always in your way; mother—you had no room for little Mary. And will Ibe in the angers 'war Will they have' no room for me?" The broken hearted mother then felt no sacrifice too great could she have saved her child. Is there no room among the angels, For the spirit of your child? Will they take your little Mary In their loving arms so mild? Will they ever love me fondly, As my story books have said? Will they find a home for Mary— Mary numbered with the dead? Tell me truly, darling mother: Ls there room for such as nie? Will I gain the home of spirits, And the shining angels see? I have sorely tried you, mother— Been to you a constant care! And you will not miss me, mother, .When I dwell among the fair: For you have no room for Mary— She was ever In your way, And she fears the good will shun her Will they, darling mother, say? Tell me—tell me truly mother, Ere life's closing hour doth come Ike you think that they will keep. me. In the shining angels home? A JOKE ON THE Cuont.—Many years ago there was in the Eastern part of Mas sachusetts, a worthy D. D., and although he was an eminently benevolent man and a good Christain, yet it must be confessed that he loved a good joke much better thus the most inveterate jokers. It was before church organs were much in use;; it so hap pened that the choir of the church had re cently purchased a double bags viol. Not far from the church was a large pasture, and in it a huge town bull. One hot Sab bath in the Summer he got out of the pas ture, and came bellowing up the street. About the church there was plenty of un trodden grass, green and good, and Mr. Bull stopped to try the quality; perchance to ascertain if its location had improved its flavor; at any rate, the doctor was in the TOUCHING SKETCH. I midst of his sermon when— I was not so wayward, mother: Not 80 very—very bad , ' But that tender love would now - is And make Mary's heart so glad . Oh! I yearned for pure affection, In this world of bitter woe! And I long for bliss immortal, in that land where I must go! Tell me once again, dear mother, Ere you take the parting kiss! Will the angels bid me welcome To that world of perfect bliss 7 "Please, sir, will you buy my dies nuts ?" "Chestnuts? No!" returned Ralph Moore, looking carelessly down on the up. turned face whose large brown eyes, shadowed by tangled curls of flaxen hair, were appealing so pitifully to his own, "what do I want with chestnuts?" "But please, sir, do buy 'em, „pleaded the little one, reassured by the rough kind ness of his tone. Nobody seems _to care for 'em, and—and—" She fairly burst into team, and: Moore, who had been on the point of brushing carelessly past her, stopped instinatively. "Are you very much in want, of the money?" "Indeed, sir, we are," sobbed the child. "Mother sent me out, and—" "Nay, little one, do not cry in such a broken-hearted way," said Ralph, smooth ing her hair down with careless gentleness, "I don't want your chestnuts, but here is a quarter for you, if that will do you any good." He did not stay to hear the delighted Incoherent thanks the child poured out through a rainbow of smiles and tears, but strode on his way, muttering between his teeth: "That cuts off my supply of cigars for the next twenty-four hours. I don't care, though, for the brown-eyed object did cry as if she hadn't a friend in the world. Hang it, I wish I was rich enough to help every poor creature out of the Slough of Despond!" While Ralph Moore was indulging in these very reflections, the dark-orbed little damsal whom he had confronted was dash ing down the street with quick, elastic step, utterly regardless of the basket of unsold nuts that dangled upon her arm. Down an obscure lane she darted, between tall, ruinous rows of old houses, and up a narrow wooden staircase to a room where a pale, neat looking woman with large brown eyes like her own, was sewing as if the breath of life depended on every stich, and two little ones were playing in the sunshine that temporarily supplied the place of the absent fire. "Mary back already ? Surely you have not sold your chestnuts so soon!" "No mother, mother see!" ejaculated the breathless child. "A gentleman gave me a whole quarter! Only think, mother, a whole quarter!" If Ralph Moore could only have seen the rapture which his tiny silver gift diffused around it, in the poor widow's poverty stricken home,'he wouldhavegrudged still less the temporary privation of cigars to which his generosity had subjected him. Years came and went. The little chest nut girl passed as enthely out of Ralph Mhore's memory as if her pleading eyes had never, touched the soft spot in his heart, but Mary Lee never forgot - the stranger who -had given her the silver piece. The crimson window curtains were clobe ly drawn to shut out the storm and temp est of the bleak December night—the fire was glowing cheerfully in the well-filled grate, and the dinner table all in glitter with cut glass, rare china, table all in glitter with, cut glass, rare china, and polished silver, only waited for the pres ence of Mr. Audley. "What can it be that detains papa?" ' said Mrs. Audley, a fair handsome matron of about thirty, as she glanced at the dial of a tiny enameled watch. Six o'clock and he does not make his appearance." "There's a man with him in the study, 'mamma—come on business," said Robert Audley, a pretty boy or eleven years old who was reading by the fire. "I'll call him again,'Z said Mrs. Audley, - stepping to the door. But as she opened it, the brilliant gas light fell full upon the face of an humble looking man in threadbare garments, who was leaving the house; while her husband stood in the doorway of his study, appar ently relieved to be rid of his visitor. I f Charles, " said Mrs. Audley, whose cheeks had paled and. flushed, "who is that man—and what does he want ?" "His name is Moore, I believe, love, and he came to see it I would bestow upon him that vacant; messingership in the bank." "And will you?" ' "I don't know, Mary—l must think about it." "Charles, give him the situation." "Why, my lore?" ."Because I atek it of you as a tavor , and you have said a thousand times you would never deny me anything." "And-I Will keep my Word, MarY, "4taid the loving Inuit:4nd, with an otiotionii4 kiss. "I'll write the Wow a note this evening. I beliere rve. got his . address somewhere about nte, - 7 4.Wliour or two. Wei, Viten Robby 'and Frank, and little Minnie were locked snugly up In the spacious nursery above stairs, Mrs. Andley told her husband why she was interested in the fate of a man whose face she had not seen for twenty = "That's right my little wife!" said her husband, 'folding her fondly to his breast, "never forget one who has been kind to you in days when you needed kindness Inost.." Ralph Moore was sitting that self-same night in his lodgings by his ailing wife's sick bed, when a liveried servant brought a note froth the rich and prosperous bank director; Charles Audley. "Good news, Berlins!" he exclaimed joy ously, as he read the brief words; "we shall not starve—Mr. Audley promises me the vacant situation!" "You have dropped something from the note, Ralph," said Mrs. Moore, pointing to a slip of paper that lay on the floor. Moore stooped to recover the estray. It was a fifty-dollar bill neatly folded in a piece of paper on which was written: "In grateful remembrance of the silver quarter that a kind stranger bestowed on a chestnut girl twenty years ago." Ralph Moore had thrown his morsel of bread on the watersof life, and after many years it had returned to him. 800-woo-woo," went the bull The doctor paused, looked up at the sing ing seats, and with a grave faoe,isaid: "I would thank the rnusiM6nis not to tune their instruments durin,giiervioe time; it annoys me very much." The people tittered, for they well knew what the real state of the case was. The minister went on again with his discourse, but he had not proceeded far before another "800-woo-woo" came from Mr. Bull. The parson paused once more, and again exclaimed "I have twice already requested the mu sicians in the gallery.not to tune their in struments during the sermon time. I now particularly request Mr. Lafevor that he will not tune his double bass viol while I am preaching." This was too much. Mr Lafevor got up, much agitated at the thought of speaking out in church, and stammered out: "It isn't me, Parson B-: it's t that mischievous town bull!" THE SIGNS or THE HANDL—If the hand belong, and the fingers well proportioned, ste., not soft, but rnthei• bard, it denotes the person to be ingenious but change able, and given to theft and vice. If the hands be hollow, and well-knit in the joint, it predicts long life, but if over thwarted then it denotes short life. Observe the finger of mercury—that is the little finger, if the end of it exceeds the joint of the ring finger, such a man will rule in his own house; and wife will be Pleasing to him. But if it:be short, and does not reach the joint, he will have a shrew, and she will wear the breeches. Broad nails show the person to be bash ful, but of a gentle nature. Narrow nails denote the person to be in clined to udschief and to do injury to his neighbors. Long nails shOliv a person to be good-na tured, but distrustful, and loving concilia tion rather than differences. Oblique nails signify deceit and want of courage. Little round nails denote obstinate anger and hatred. If they are crooked at the extremity they show pride and fierceness. Ronnd nails show a choleric person, yet soon reconciled, honest, and a lover of secret sciences Fleshy hands denote the person to be mild in temper, idle and lazy. Pale and black nails show the person to be very deceitful to his neighbor, and sub ject to many diseases. THE FORCE OF IMAGINATION.-A cir cumstance occured in Hartford, Ct., two or three years since, which amused several persons considerable at the time. An Irish servant girl went into a fashionable store to purchase some ribbon. The clerk pro duced a very fine article, but she objected to it on the ground that the shade of the color did not exactly suit her. "0," said the clerk," if you will only im agine that - it pleases you, the color will make no difference." And he entered into a disquisition upon the extraordinary power of the imagina tion. „The girl heard hilt through very attentively, and then consented to have three or foie• yards of the ribbon put up. She put it quietly in her pocket , and walked off. • "Stop, if you please," said the clerk; "you haven't paid for the ribbon." "Niver mind," was the reply, as she walked away;" jist imagine that I paid, and it will make ao difference!" Mesas Cassua, aged four years, on being reproved by his mother for some prank, showed his displeasure in his face, when his mother remarked: "Why, Charlie, I am astonished to see you making faces at your mother!" Charlie brightened up at once and re torted: "Why, I meant to laugh; but, mamma, my face slipped." Trr FOR TAT.—As elde lady, telling kir age, remarked that eh was born on the 28d of 'April. Her husband, who was Present, observed: "I always thought you were born on the st of April?" 'People might well judge so,'. respon ded the . lady, g9n the choice I made of a husband." VERBOINC young clergyman, afterhear. ing an address from 'his bishop on the im portance of diligent, thiblstidthig prepw. ration for the pulpit, replied: "Why, my, I often go to the• vestry without What text I shall preach upon; yet I go lip and preach , an extempore ar nica, ami Air* nothin g of it," "Alii well," said his lordship, "that agrees with what I hear from your people; for they hear the sermon, and they also think nothing of it." HIISOaOile: As Eastern moralist affirms that the on ly difference between the sling of David and that of the present day is that the sling throws David, and not Gotta'. A. YOUNG gentleman, speaking of a yo beauty's fashionable yellowish hair, ca it pure gold. "It ought to be," quoth3l K---; "it looks like twenty-fonr carrots." A KENTUCKY sheriff has notified the tax-payers in his ditrict that he is "tyred of dunning for tats," and that "taks•paiers of to know tha of to pay without biung (tuned." "FATHER," said a lad, "I have often read of people being 'poor but honest'; why don't they sometimes say rich but honest ?" "Tut, tut, my son,'; replied the father, "nobody would believe tiICM." THERE is a kind of grim humor in the address of a devout deacon to his newly. settled pastor, as he gave him the usual welcome, "The Lord keep you humble, and we will keep you poor." "MAMMY," said a precocious little boy, who against his will was made to rock the cradle of his baby brother, "if the Lord has any more babies to give away, don't you take 'em." IT being announced that all ingenious Yankee had invented a machine to make a man rise early, an old bachler declared that they had a baby in his boarding house that he'd bet his money on against any such machine ever made. A CUICAGO editor &vs: "Them are ten thousand lawsuits pending before the courts of this city, in which thirty millions i,of dol lars, the domestic happiness of two hnndred and thirteen families and twenty-three thousand barrels of whiskey are involved." "Way don't you limit yourself?" said a physician to an intemperate person. "Set down a stake that you will go so far and no further." "I do," replied the other; "but I set it so far off that I always get drunk before I get to it." A MAN passed through Council Bluffs, lowa, a day or two ago, on his return to Missouri, after having tried to live in 3fin nesota. "Don't like it up thar," he said. "Have nine months of winter, and the rest of the time it's d—n late in the fall. A CENSUS-TAKER recently asked a ser vant girl in the vicinity of Boston how many regular, steady boarders there were in the house. She informed him that there were fifteen boarders in all, 'but not more'n four of 'em is steady; the rest is Dimmecrats!' TILE lady principal of a school, in her advertisement, mentioned her female as sistant, and the "reputation for teaching which she bears;" but the printer left out "which," so the advertisement went forth commending the lady's "reputation for teaching she bears." THE father of Dorabella recently found that little girl's chubby little hands full of the blossoms of a beautiful tea-rose, on which he had bestowed great care. "My dear," he said, "didn't I tell you not to pick one of those Sowers witboul leave?" "Yes, paPai" said Dorabella, "but all these had leaves." "Gararmanor of the jury" said a bluster ing attorney in a suit about a lot of hogs, "gentlemen of the jury, there were thirty six hogs in that drove; please remember that fact—thirty-six hogs; just exactly three times as many as there are in that Jury box, gentlemen."- The attorney didn't gain the case. Partingtou being in doubt as to whether it was caterpillar or capillary at traction young Mr. Jones talked about so wonderfully, consulted "Walker," and concluded it didn't matter which it was, as capillary ment resembling hairs, - and she knew caterpillars were hairy and have an attraction to leaves. Ax invincible wit and punster asked the captain of a craft laden with boards how he managed to get dinner on the pasuge, "Why," replied the skipper, "we always cook aboard!" "Cook a board, do you ?" rejoined the wag. "Then I see you have been well supplied with provisions' this trip, at all events." Tax following is a verbatim report of a conversation which recently took place be tween a father and his model child: Fa ther. "My son, which would- you rather do—learn a hymn or eat a bun?" Model son (who has been questioned before).— "Fathier, I would rather learn a hymn."— "Then, my son, you shall have two buns." PROFESSOR S., of Hartford, the other day, felt uncothfortably stiff and 'sore— caught cold perhaps. He lay down on a lounge, and requested his friend W. to knead and rub hint after the movement cure style. W. gently beat him on the chest. "How hollow it sounds," said K., who was looking on. "That's nothing," said W.; "wait till I get to his head." KING Charles II once said to John Mil ton: "Do you not think that your blind ness is a judgment upon you for having written in defense of my father's mur der ?" "Sir," answered the poet, "it is trpe I have lost my eyes; but if all calami tous providences are to be considered as judgments, your Majesty must recollect that your royal father lost his head!" Timm was an old lady who lived next door to the navy-yard at Portsmouth, New Hampshire, and who had the misfortune to be hard of hearing. Last fourth of July she sat in herlarlor while the boys of the navy-yard fired a salute of thirty six heavy guns. As the last sixty-eight pounder went off, the told lady started up in her chair and called out, "Come in." Two young misses, discussing the quali ties of some young gentlemen, were over heard thus: "Well, I like Charley, but be is a little girlish; he hasn't got the least bit of beard." "I say Charley has got a beard; but he shaves it .off." • "No, he hasn't, either; any more than I have"— "I say he has, too, and I know it; for it pricked my cheek?" : That's how she knew. His Busintss.—"*Vhat is your busi ness," asked the judge of - a prisoner at the bar. "'Well I s'pose you mighteall me a look. =kith." , - "When did you last week $ the but& nese" "Last night, when I heard the call for the pollee, an' I made a /iron for the area door." A =Mem' MO West vouches to Tan lananntromiribr the following: "A raumufsirt via standing, hand in hand with heir' krver, with eyed and month agape, watching tit e_i_livatieg of the Bast train on a newrallroad. The loomed,. ,Was pilot until it came into the depot; bat When the whistle blew, as the engine wUs stopping, the girl burst out with the eX. . cbunation, Why, la/ she moo plat► in . afore oho &gored!' " lALADDIN'S 1.43.11 , IN THE NINNTEENTLI CENTURT.—PeopIe would hardly believe that there is a man and woman so innw. cent as the persona referred to below, but that there are . srich persons the trial .pf Thomas Hoffman alias Dr: - 14. Fisher" . which took place at Hagerstown, on Wednesday, conclusively shows. Thb for. lowing are the facts: vt. "Hollkuut ealled at the place of Mr. Sol- Onion Smith, who resides in Rohrersville district, about four miles from Harper's Ferry, on a farm, and put up for two or three days . with his horse and buggy. Being a man of apparent education and quite respectable looking, he won the confidence of Mr. Smith. While conver sing with the latter (which was done in German or Dutch), he spoke of liming read a great deal about the country in which Mr. S. resided and that he had learned from his reading that the early sAtlers had buried large amounts of mon ey in that part of the country, and that he thought there want $20,000 or $21,000 iu ' gold upon Mr. S.'s farm. He then told him• if lie had thirty pieces of silver, or its, equivalent, he could recover thisgold, and quoted Scripture to show how it was to be done. Mr. Smith borrowed money from his neighbors and made up the amount re quired, $.500. He then gave it to the Dr., who apparently wrapped it and his (the Doctor's) watch up in a cloth and put them in a small box, which after tying securely he gave in charge of Mrs. Smith. who hid it that night in the stove in her bed-room. The next morning she pin it in a bureau drawer, which she locked, and the key of which she kept constantly about her person. That morning the Doctor left, promising to return in twenty days and assist in finding the gold. The ' twenty days having elapsed, and the Doc tor not arriving, Mr. S. opened the ho and found nothing in it but a bundle , 'of rags and a round stone. Recently he found the Doctor in Martinsburg, had him arrested, taken to Hagerstown, where, as above stated, he was tried on Wednesday stub convicted of larceny." AT NIGHT. —Here is one of Thaekeray•s pleasant touches: "It is night now; and here is home. Gath ered under the quiet roof, elders And chil dren lie alike at rest. In the midst of a great peace and calm, the stars look out from the heavens. The silence is peopled with the past; sorrowful remorses for sins and shortcomings, memories of passionate joys and griefs rise out of theirgraves, but now alike calm and sad. Eyes as I shut mine, look at me that have long ceased to shine. The town and fair landscape sleep under the starlight wreathed in the mit um n mists. Twinkling among the houses a light keeps watch, here and there, in what may be a sick chamber or two. The clock tolls sweetly in the silent air. Here is night and rest. An awful sense of thanks makes the heart svi - ell, and the head bow, as I pass to my room through the sleeping house and feel as though a hushed blessing was upon nowt-sign Mu.. was in the habit of tak ing nearlyeverything he saw or heard into the pulpit, and using it in his sermon.,, When preaching on.the government of the temper' he said: "I once took tea with all old lady who was very particular about her china. The servant, nnfortunately, broke the best bread-and-butter plate; but her mistress took very little notice of the circumstance at the time, only remark ing, 'Never mind, Mary: accidents cannot be avoided.' 'My word, but I shall have it by and by,' said the girl, when she got out of the room. And Ho it turned out. The - old lady's temper was corked up for a season' but it came out with terrible vengeance when the compan3 t, ' Tam JOITANEY or LIFIc.-1 L! lusma.n beings set forth tOget journey. Alter ten years ( least, have disappeared ~ ,At 1... . t.il • point of the com Mon measure of life, but half are still upon the road. Faster, and faster, as the ranks grow thinner, they that remain till now become weary, and rise no more At threescore and ten a band of some four hunched yet struggle on. At ninety, these have been reduced to a hand ful of thirty trembling patriarchs. Year after year they fall in diminishing numbers. One lingers, perhaps, a lonely marvel, till the century is over. We look again, and the work of death is accatnplished.—BiAh op Barges S. ECRETARY Borrwera. on Saturday ad dressed the Boston Shoe and Leather Association on the subject of the decline of American commence and the reduction and funding of the public debt. The Secretary thinks the first step to be taken in regard to the public debt is to bring the public credit up to par, and this can be done either by reducing the debt by continuing the redemption of bonds, or by reducing the rate of interest. He is con fident that a great reduction in the inter est account can be made withont reference to the war in Europe, but does not say that any offers have been made in thin country or elsewhere foir the low interest bonds authorized at the late session of Congress. - • RELIABLE information from the South is to the effect that the crops for this year are unusually good. The grain crops are al ready secnred, and are very large. Last year the people of most of the Gulf States imported grain from.the North as high as *1.75 a bushel. Dealers are now offering to contract for the delivery of new. corn at eighty-live. Wheat is selling at Atlanta at $1.25, and it is thought that the State of Georgia will have a considerable surplus for export This condition of things will be a great relief to the South. The cotton crop, moreover, promises to be larger than any that has been raised in twenty years. A. RATHER neat bit of juvenile hum r says the Springfield Ripubtican, was in a reply of a boy in that city to his excellent mother when she tried to "point a moral." He had gratefully admired the artistic way in which pants were mended After a tearful accident, and she had the moment of advantage to show hint how carelese he was and now careful he ought to be. He had heard the little lecture attentively, and then remarked, in a reproachful tone: "Well, mothgr; it'ev evident you can't bear praising." A dangerous counterfeit fifty cent frac tional currency note of the. old hone has been put in circulation, which elo.ely re 'iletUbles the genuine. The piper used in the genuine is pink. tinted, but the counter feit is slightly greenish in color,. spd , • the montewast blufred.. The words "tractional Currency" and "stamps," are darldy,ahaded, which is not the case in the genuine. There is also some difference in the heck of the notes. - • IpsOxiNr Onwarca.—Aneldergentleman ertbining borne from chum+ began to ex tol the'rirerite of the.'sermon to hbi son, ttld he: "Jack, I have beard one of the most de lightful sermons ever delivered before a Christian society. It carried me; to the gates Of heaven." "Why didn't you dodge in," replied Jack;" you will never have another such chance." ' ' supply' 91 "PcaYed .4 1111011 tuttlias. , tor, referring to arriva l .in England, as "worshipping God in a foreigUland, where the language is the same, but accent dir ferent."
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