ZH) /4 A WD ” Z i Zz 7 ATE FOR SUPPER. AGAIN rere = ttc (WNU SERVICE) S ? 1 DONT ~y el; of How Eo } “Pe ivtiat) 24 ed wd Re MA WN av Ee ~A IN YET “D, Pr , FANTS FOCWET 1B YYA DID INTEND To TELL. By C. M. Payne WNU I~ ¢ Br Bell Syndicate ~WNU Service, BEGGING? 1 JUST PUT OUT ME WAND TO SEE iF IT By J. Millar Watt St PUT A DIME iN iT) ———————————— HAD SOMETHING TO GIVE Judge—When is your birthday? Prisoner—Wot yer care? Yer ain't goin’ t' give me nothing! Judge—You're wrong-I'm going to give you 30 days. No Jurisdiction The hotel guest was thoroughly annoyed, People were running backward and forward along the corridor outside his room, making a terrible noise. So he took the telephone and spoke to the manag- er's office. “I can't get to sleep with all this noise going on,” he complained an- grily. “I'm sorry, sir,”’ replied the clerk, “hut I'm afraid we can't control the movements of the fire brigade.” Drum-—You look all in. Horn-1've been on a tootl ‘QUINT HOUSE’ The Dionne quints are to get back the custody of their parents. - - * The plan to provide a home in which the kids can live with their own folks is making progress. Ev- erybody feels that it is time the chil- Gre n experienced the heavy respon- sibility of having parents around the house, . * . Plans for Quint House are said to be in the works already. There will be 14 in the family exclusive of help. This hands the architects the initial prob- lem of deciding whether to de- sign a home or a clubhouse. * - » It will present many Hove! prob- lems. Any home with fiv same age in it needs the vo i the architectural profession can pro- vide. Requirement Number One is a room where pop and mom can g some rest. t . brains * Then there will have to be a re- ception room for corporations seek- ing indorsements, picture rights, etc., a conference room for the board of directors and a series of projection rooms. ® . - And, of course, a rumpus room for use when Dr. Dafoe and Papa Dionne have anything to discuss. nearly six ye: see the The quintuplets are an industry rather than a family. In fact they are one of the fero business institutions to make big money for the last five years. be able to It go “How a eiyr Very w it so re ti f of quarter. " With the children occupying such a position in the financial word it was best to surround them with guardianships, boards, commissions, and interlocking directorates during their more tender years. Business respon- sibilities are not good for a growing child. . * . Bu i’ Dr. Dafoe ard 1 to having a fath when they » u * EPITAPH FOR NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS Here they lie Where crawl the They never had An outside chance. » . * Lord Beaverbrook says Eng- land had a distinct understand. ing from the United States that we never would expect her to pay her war debts to us. He in- sists that we confidentially agreed to waive the debts. Bri- tannia rules the waivers, in a manner of speaking. - » . some day ants; swell secretary of the navy. As the should be able to invent something to make the United States navy in- vincible. And the office punster says that, of course, Mr. will have no trouble “light” cruisers. » » * This must be a tough winter for the Man Who Boasts About His Ocean Crossings and for the Woman Who Isn't Happy Unless She's at the Captain's Table. * * * CITY SNOW City snow, like sodden cotton, is obviously good for notton. Richard Avedon. * * * The depression is 10 years oid and it acts as if it were proud of it. . * » A PLEA Nineteen-forty, Don’t be norty! Nat. B. Tepp. . 5 Londoners are pasting a map of air raid shelters in their hats. The fear of getting the wrong hat back from a check girl must haunt them all the time. . “General Sterns Heads Russian Troops.” —headline. Perhaps it's Stalin's determination to show that even the Stern will turn. Ouchi ONE OF A SET OF OLD DIN- is, a little expensive curtains, may be done to bring outmoded chairs up-to-da one sketched at the a T is typical of i stantial and st BS long use. ii up-to-date perfectly is an them saterial for ick opening. If pert at making holes, snaps may be the buttons. The wn to the corners of cover hold -up-i 4 not Sewing other ir ANOTHER A Quiz With Answers Offering Information on Various Subjects The Questions . pounds pe . Because of 1 th em edi cal field. 3. It is of very ancient origin have been used by the Crusaders. 4. The hookless fastener was in- vented by Whitcomb L. Judson in 1893. 5. Russia (8,144,228 miles) is the largest country. China (over 400,000,000 people) has the greatest population in the world. 6. England has provided only one pope, Nicholas Breakspear. As Adrian IV, he held office from 1154 to 1159. 7. Most Mohammedans will not produce a marionette show be- cause, according to their teach- ings, those who make puppets and | pretend they are living characters | will be called upon to provide souls for them on Judgment day. 8. Garnets were used as bullets | as late as 1892 by the Hanzas in | their conflicts with the British | troops on the Kashmir frontier. Garnets were believed to make better bullets than lead, because being of blood color, they were supposed to inflict a more deadly wound. 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