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Interesting Silence There are some silent people | who are more interesting than the | best talkers. — Earl of Beacons- | field. Strength During MIDDLE LIFE Strength is extra-lmportant for women going through the change of life. Then the body needs the very best nourishment to fortify it against the changes that are taking place. In such cases, Cardul has proved helpful to many women. It In- creases the appetite and aids diges- tion, favoring more complete trans- formation of food into living tissue, resulting in improved nutrition and building up and strengthening of the whole system. Balancing the Chip | A person easily insulted is one | who cares too much about trifles. | BRISBANE THIS WEEK New Italian Baby By Permission of Unions Some Things We Do Well Throwing Out Kings Italy expects a new heir to the throne in January, If it is a boy, and lives, and noth- ing happens to prevent, it will succeed in time its grandfather, the present King. What rate Lloyds would charge to guar- antee the succes- sion is uncertain. Mussolini's rise from extreme socialism, the trenches and the hospital main- tained the House of Savoy in nom- inal power. “After Mussolini what?" is one of many European questions. Arthur Brisbane Mr. Hull, Secretary of State, sailed for South America six hours late, to help bring peace to the world, or at least help set a good example on these two continents, He left a pier ‘‘double-picketed’; the strike tied up his ship, which had to bring six non-striking sea- men out to the secretary's boat, waiting patiently near the Statue of Liberty. After peace is brought to the world, the next step will be to bring peace to United States in- the Presi- New Court could not meet; Furnace Tenders let all the fires go out, while, in sympathy, the Electric union turned off all lights and the ‘No elevators.” ” There must be, for public ne- including shipping that carries passengers and mails, some better plan than the strike plan, and one that would be just to work- ers. This country makes some things better than any other country—auto- instance—and Englishmen know it. left 35,000 shares of Loew moving pic- ture stock. As soon as the large block was offered for sale, English- men bought it all, by trans-At- Nicholas Schenck, head of Loew's and its biggest stockholder, missed an opportunity, and knows it. Every- body across the ocean knows that this country is one NOT to be sold It is said the royal tombs re- served for Spanish kings have been violated, some or all of the bodies thrown out. It would be a pity to offer insult to what remains of the truly great King, afraid of mice and spiders, but not of any Charles the Fifth—if he also was Of the others, many would be more useful as fertilizer on some Spanish field than they ever were on the Spanish throne, and it is not necessary to weep over them. London, with the biggest floating fleet on earth, is striving to “human- ize submarine warfare.” That is like trying to humanize war, everybody will kill as many The biggest crowd seen in Wash- Y foe Beh. et so Try NRs yourself, They are so fine for ntipation, 4 tacful in warding coids, so-called “bilious spells” and other conditions caused by a Coty 25: Tor bm of 1 BALM 25 at any drugstore, Ghoiondabompmed Silence Is a Remedy We all make many mistakes— n ost of them in what we say. AT LAST A COUGH RELIEF —TRAT ALSO SPEEDS RECOVERY Remarber the name! 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You know that better conditions are needed in America when you see photographs of the wretched two-room log cabin in the swamp bottomlands where Mrs. James Bridges gave birth to quadruplets. According to Science Service, if whisky is subjected for seven hours to “intense sound vibrations,” which means “a loud noise,” the seven noisy hours will age the whisky as much as “four years in the wood.” Think what noise can Mussolini's order forbidding tomobile drivers to blow their Opening of the Now that the election is over, Secretary of Commerce Roper is laying plans for the .complete census of the unemployed in the United States which has so long been called for. He said he would ask con- gress to appropriate between 13 and 15 million dollars for this count and that it would require the services of about 25,000 persons who would be given spe- cial training for several months. “The census would not only take up an enumeration of those classified as unemployed,” said Roper, “but we want to find out which trades or industries the un- employed would fall into. We would also like to help the states in clas- sifying the unemployed from the un- employable. ““There are many economic ques- Sec. Roper The secretary intimated that the permanent so that a close check According to the American Fed- have been re - employed since last “Employment has been gaining steadily since January, without set- back,” the federation said. *“This unusual development points to the strong upward trend of business, the usual summer layoffs. “Comparing September this year persons employed in by ing gain in employment recovery. “This year's gains (comparing September, 1935 and 1038) have been largest in manufacturing in- and salaried workers were re-em- and 100,000 have been added in bureaus come from agricultural and non- sources, lower inter- Record production of truck crops All sections of portant truck crops will be included plies, improvement in consumer lace in an interview intimates that for a year there may be no new legislation for crop control along the lines of the outlawed AAA, for farmers would like to have one really good crop without forced cur- tailment. But he added: “We will need some legisla- tion eventually un- less the weather changes or the world demand for >. our products great- gu. Wallace ly improves.” Wallace was asked whether the lack of a control plan might not result in another surplus, leaving the administration up in the air without any machinery to cope with it. He said he could not estimate a surplus ahead of time and that he would rather wait to see what ppen. “It may be possible to find a solu- tion that will prove better than the AAA or the soil conservation act,” he said. RESIDENT ROOSEVELT le also placed a wreath at the tomb, and all stood bare headed as ‘“Laps’’ was sounded precisely at 11 o'clock eighteen years after the guns ceased firing on the western front in France. Everywhere in the United States and in all the allied countries the anniverasry was suitably observed, and in Poland the day was one of especial rejoicing for it is regarded as the birthday of that re-born na- tion. An ironical note came from Gen- eva where the League of Nations now permanently under 545,000 are attached to world navies. men under arms throughout the world just before the outbreak of the World war numbered 5,000,000, not counting naval units. The figures released show that since 1031.'32 000 men. In Europe total armed forces are now 4,800,000, compared with 3,600,000 in 1931-'32, orate ceremony. This longest vehic- under construction since July the funds being largely supplied by the Reconstruction Finance corporation. It is eight and a quarter miles long through Yerba Buena island, is en- tirely over water. It is divided roughly into parts, mechanically speaking. The west side, from San Francisco to Yerba Buena, is of the suspension The cables are the largest ever spun for a bridge—nearly two two from Yerba Buena to Oakland, is of the cantilever type. As the climax of a four-day cele- bration, President Roosevelt pushed his White House it open for traffic. OL. JOSEF BECK, foreign min- ister of Poland, concluded his visit to London and departed with assurances of Great Britain's friendliness and de- co-operate with Poland in its contest against Nazi (J jom————— ter Eden with Colonel talked Beck was told by him that Poland would of both Moscow and Berlin and work for the same neu- trality in eastern Europe that Bel- gium intends to maintain in the west, One feature of Poland's celebra- tion of its independence day was the bestowal of a baton on Gen. Edward Rydz-Smigley, making him the fourth marshal in the revived nation’s history. He thus succeeds the late Marshal Josef Pilsudsky and is regarded by many as the new military dictator of Poland. President Moscicki presented the baton during an imposing ceremony in the courtyard of Warsaw castle. WW HEN Admiral Standley retires on January 1 from the post of chief of naval operations, it will be filled by Ad- miral William D. Leahy, now com- mander of the navy battle force. This selection by the President was announced in Washington. Half a dozen other high officers of the navy will be advanced when the change occurs. It was also announced that Maj. Gen. John H. Russell, commandant of the marine corps, would be suc- ceeded in that post when he retires from active service December 1 by Brig. Gen. Thomas Holcombe. The latter will be elevated to the rank of major general of marines. K ING Victor of Italy had a birth- day, and President Roosevelt, in his cabled message of congratu- lations, was careful to follow th W HILE thé Fascist insurgents were smashing their way into Madrid and hurling shells among its chief buildings, the Socialist gov- ernment of Spain, headed by Prem- ier Fancisco Largo Caballero, fled from the capital and set itself up in Valencia on the Mediterranean coast. The capture of Madrid by the rebels seemed certain and this, it was believed, would be followed by recognition of the Fascist gov- ernment by several powers, includ- ing Portugal and Italy and perhaps Germany. The first nation to ac- cord this recognition was the Cen- tral American republic of Salvador. It is not to be assumed that this would end the civil war, im- mediately or soon. Caballero, it was reported, believed the loyalists could best continue the struggle from the south, and it was claimed they had strong concentrations at Valencia, Cartegena, Alicante and Albacete. Moreover, there were in- dications that they would soon re- ceive open aid from Russia and per- haps France. Leon Blum, the French premier, told a Socialist meeting that he was ready to scrap the non-intervention pact and help Caballero if Great Britain would in such action, This caused Fighting in the suburbs of Madrid and planes killed and been ordered to hold their posts losses, and they HROUGH the efforts of Edward F. McGrady, assistant secre- that of the shipping on the Pacific, Atlantic and Gulf coasts may Negotiations be- tween the shipown- ers and the union leaders were re- sumed in San Fran- i: cisco, and in Wash- A 3 ington Secretary i Perkins said she E. F. McGrady was hopeful that a just agreement would be reached. On the Pacific coast the strikers plight of stranded passengers and release perishable cargoes. The joint strike committee recommended that their membership return strike- bound vessels to home ports. This promised relief for 600 stranded pas- sengers and 900 strikers in Honolulu as well as for hundreds of mari- time men idle in Atlantic and gulf ports. by the Carnegie-Illinois Steel corporation, largest subsidiary of United States Steel, and the Colum- ber of the same group, announced wage increases averaging 10 per -. Ingenious Nawab About 30 years ago in Rajkot, India, the Nawab of Snagedhn held a reception during which, for the first time, he never moved from his throne. The guests were suspicious, yet he constantly smiled at them and seemed to be enjoying himself. And he was. He was asleep. Having had too much opium before the reception, he had had his court artist paint a gay, happy smile on his face so he could be present and still take his much - needed nap. — Collier's Weekly. ——— GENUINE | QUICK-ACTING BAYER ASPIRIN 17 A 1ABLET! 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At the end of the 1936 fiscal year last June 30, the secretary said, the navy had under construction 79 vessels. Further, the 1837 appropri- ations act provided for the building of 18 vessels as replacements for over-age ships and for the begin- ning of construction in 1937 of two battleships. The secretary emphasized the need for auxiliary vessels, which service and supply combat vessels, as necessary to the maximum effi- ciency of the fleet. Present auxiliary vessels are old and unfit and should be repaced with modern craft, he said. Chief of Staff Malin Craig report- ed to Secretary of War Woodring that the army in the second year of its five-year rebuilding program had gained ground toward its ob- jective—a defense establishment up to the minimum needs of the na- and is unsuitable for ag- “This fact may not be clearly understood by our people. 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