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HOVEL LIKE ) RIE (TT | \SFr US Aware re CoD LE MEBBE THEY THIS © I : Q Al as mod CE TST WANTED | WZ CHa Ell Te PRACTISE | ¥ N— pr E : ] J IN A SAFE HE IS LOIKELY © Blow I oy 1 ® 1926, by Consolidated News Peatures) Telling Time at Night By M.G.KETTNER Mrs, Green bought a sundial at a By GLUYAS WILLIAMS sale and had It erected In her gar ——— den, She called In the builder and | instructed him to move it to a more suitable place, “Where would you like me to put it?" asked the builder, “Under the electric lamp in the porch,” she replied, “Then we shall be able to see the time when it's dark."—Pearson's Weekly, Quite So : The fisherman saw what looked to be a likely pool and turned to a man lounging on the bank, “Is It a crime to catch fish here?” he asked, “Crime?” was the retort. “If you catch any It'll be a miracle” A ASA, Give Him Time Teacher—Johnny, do you know the population of London? Johnny~-Not all of them, miss: we haven't lived in London long enough, — Vancouver Province, — GAYETY TO KITCHEN PATTERN &547 No “afternoons off” for this col- ored Mammy, for she must “wash the cups and saucers up, and put the clothes away.” But you can take an afternoon off and embroider your- self a set of tea towels with these amusing Mamnles, for the work goes very quickly, it's cross stitch, out- line, running and single stitch, Her gay bandana and cpeckerboard apron guggest themselves for the brightest floss you can find, A set's nice to do- nate when Fair time comes around. In pattern 5547 you will find a transfer pattern of seven motifs for each day of the week -averaging € by 8B inches; material requirements and color suggestions: illustrations of all stitches needed, Send 15 cents in coins or stamps (coins preferred) to The Sewing Cir. cle, Household Arts Dept. 200 West Fourteenth St, New York, N. Y. Write plainly pattern number, your name and address. 105 Years’ Difference in Ages of Bride and Groom yptian man of one hundred rity has recently married a ~-for the nineteenth time, His bride is twenty-five, His other wives are dead, but his sgain because of the on { five years between rl.—London Answers, HoT oR TT For Eyes Irritated By Exposure To Sun, Wind and Dust — URINE, FOR YOUR EYES Love Gives All Love stops not to think how much must be given and what must be kept ; it gives all.—H, W. Webb-Peplot, STOP PAIN QUICK WITH CAPUDINE Headache, neuralgic, and periodic pains and other nerve pains yield almost instantly to Capudine. This is because Capudine is liquid, and its mpedicnts are already dissolved all ready to act. e relieves pain by soothing the tense muscles and nerves. That 3 why it is so oy 3 a } uitective; t approved by ysiclans an druggists. Capudine contains no opiates. Al all drug stores; 60c, 30c, 10c sizes, (Adv) So We've Noticed None of the pleasant episodes In life seem to be called “experience.” CARDUI Cardui is a purely vegetable medi- cine for the relief of funciional periodic pain, nervousness and weak- ness due to poor nourishment, “I have used Cardui and had good results from its use,” writes Mrs, W. E. Barnett, of Taylors, S. C. “1 suf- fered with cramping and headaches and would have a chilly feeling. Sometimes 1 would feel miserable and have pain more than a day, and I would be nervous. After taking six bottles of Cardui, I had less pain and was regulated. [I feel much better” Of course, if Cardui does not seem to relieve your trouble, comsult a physician. Made Her Old Looking Face Clear Again with Here is a letter every skin sufferer should read. Its message is vital “There were blemishes on my face, of external origin, and they made me look old and haggard. They were red, hard and large. They would hurt, and when I scratched them the skin would become irritated, and I would lie awake at night and start igiing at my fate. . after using two cakes of Cuticura Soap and one tin of Cuti- cura Ointment my face was cleared ae. fe Mrs. L. 15, rey - une understand such ean letters, The Cuticura formulas have
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