THE FEATHERHEADS Overdue To You HAVE A CLEAN COLLAR - a - . oF course! S- WHY- CAN'T YN : fou SEEZ -“— POP— WHO J? Painted THe SReenw SPorTs on Tide Cat? ’ OH— | GET IT/ You THINK | NEED A HAIRCUT PT Will Break Any MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY ——— A, ENS SHUCKS, THET ANT NOTHIN TO | WORRY ABDUT.TONT HE WOIOW ITLL Sm GROW fTEY DRUG WIM IN AN HAD WS ERONT TOOT Z 71 SHRTTIN' J fConyright, ARE You THE ONE WHO <uT MY HAIR THE LAST TIME Z | DONT THINK sO, SIR— IVE ONLY BEEN HERE THREE MONTHS rf i ld 4 bd FS (© The Bell Syndicate, Inc) Practically Disarmed WE Bad BUT WE SavS — ETWEEN NOW An THEN R Brother, 97. Backs "Em Up Mrs, Jane Giles and Miss Rachel tader of Pulaskl. Iowa, challenged all claimants to the “nation’s oldest Hving twing” title, and particularly Joe and Dave Maddux of Philo, IL “We celebrated our ninety-first birth- days January 15." Mrs. CGlles and Miss fiader declared, “That makes up 19 days older than the Maddux boys, who sald they were ninety.one February %. We have a big brother to prove 1.” The blg brother Is ninety-seven-year-old Anthony Rader still quite alert mentally, Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the orig- inal little liver fills put up 60 years ago. They regulate liver and bowels.— Ady, Watching Prejudices No matter who you are or where you live, you have to pay attention to the community prejudices, $ Here's a baking powder, tried, tested and used exclu. sively by experts. 30 H'LO, FINNEY— SAY-— WHO WAS THAT DISTINGUISHED LOOKIN MAN | SEEN “ou WALKING | UP ELM STREET HIM Z DISTINGUISHED Z OH~ HE BFE i QUITE A BiG i KnOoweD SHOT IN HIS iT/ | TOOK ONE LOO AT HiM AND KNOW'D HE WAS | WHAT HME HAS BeEN SOIN' "ROUND OPININ' UP CHAIN GROCERY STORES = TEN | KNOWED iT! AND WHERE WAS You . i GOING WITH | To TH' STHATION HOUSE — ot CAUGHT HIM OPININ® WAN CA BURGIAR WHUT FOumD NUTHIN' IN A SAFE. WROTE ON IT "OPINED B MisTare” OO TW' STHORE s J (@ 1096, by Commolidared Nowy Peatared} NO SUCH COURAGE ——— spoke Stationary There was a dense summer fog and the officer on the bridge was becom to me on the street today, TER LN A 1) AFL: NERVES ing more and more exasperated As he leaned over the side of the bridge trying to plerce the gioom he saw a hazy figure leaning on a rail a few yards from his ship He almost choked “What do you think you're doing with your blinking ship? he roared. sen?” “This ain't no Slnking ship, guv'- nor,” sald a quiet wolce; “this ‘ere's a lighthouse.” — Answers, Gets Most Siame Little Sarah and her little brother quarreled one day. An older sister try- ing to find which child was a! fault finally said: "Oh, | think It was just six of one and half-dozen of the other™ Little Sarah began to ery. "1 know you mean I'm the half-dozen” she sobbed. “1 always get the most blame * ~indianapolls News, Stick to Your Bargain When you must choose the lesser of two evils, choose and don't scold about it RELIEF IN 1 MINUTE! 13 Apply New De Luxe f{] i! Dr. Scholl's Zino-pads JJ remove Corns or Fiesh color; waterproof. Sold everywhere. Dr Scholls LZino-pads Virtue of Patience If one doesn't know what to do, let him assume an attitude of pa- | KILLS INSECTS ON FLOWERS « FRUITS VEGETABLES & SHRUBS botties, from pour dealer WNU~—4 18-26 No Need to Suffer “Mormning Sickness” “Morning sickness” —is caused by an acid ion. To avoid it, acid must be offset by clkalis——such as magnesia Why ns Recommend Milnesia Wafers These mint-flavored, candy-like wafers are pure milk of magnesia in solid form— the most pleasant way to take it. Each wafer is approxima uly equal toa fall adult magnesia. swallowed, mouth and Milnesia Wafers come in bottles of 20 and 48, at 35¢ and 60c respectively, and in convenient tins for your handbag contain i good drug stores sell and recommend them.
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