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S--Ete, » * * NOT-SO-SIMPLE ARITHMETIC 1—John has an apartment house 15 stories high with 210 apartments of six rooms snd two baths each; Fred owns a 42-story office building; Harry Is an apple vender; which of the three is best off? 2-—“A" has made a serious study of the problems of good government for 45 years; “B” Is a fearless, frank and Intelligent civic leader with the courage of his convictions; “C” is just a Dumb Benny who makes a spirited speech and never offends the party leaders; which has the best chance to land the nomination for the Presidency? 8-How Jong will It take an economist six feet tall to make a chart 11 feet long by 7 feet wide, which will deceive 20,000,000 people weighing 165 pounds? 4-—One hen lays an egg a day: an- other lays five eggs a week: a third hen produces an egg every other day and on Sunday lays two in a nest 24 inches wide: what's the sense of it at present egg prices? H-Charles has a herd of 40 cows producing 200 gallons of milk a day; William has a herd of 32 cows produc ing 167 gallons a day: Boris has one cow which gives no milk whatsoever; which man has the least cause for worry when he realizes how the price of milk is declining? 0-1If six European countries owe the United States $50,000,000000 fer 17 years, how long will it take a man twenty-seven years old to collect a private debt of $32.50 from a fellow who doesn’t want to pay, either? sa POEMS OF NATURE
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