ONE OF THOSE DAYS By DOUGLAS MALLOCH Jer one’ of those donys when the world and its ways Seem so harsh, seem so hard, seem so little to praise; When the work that we do seems a thing never through, Never looks just the way that we wanted it to; is nothing so wrong, sob, neither song, It's just one of those days that just happen along. There neither Just one of those times when a word never rhymes, When the life that we lead Seems just dollars and dimes, When the world Is so good, neither ill, Not a scene has a smile, not a thought has a thrill; There Is nothing so sad, there is noth. ing so glad, It's just one of those days we g0 often have had. still, neither Just one of those hours neither sun, neither show'rs, Like a lake without waves, or a path without flow'rs; jut the world Isn't evermore, It shall blossom again as It blossomed before. For tomorrow our gaze to the peaks we shall raise, And shall know that today was just one of those days, @ 1932, Douglas Malloch —WNU Service. o'er, over now Solon kings of some of his sor book of praise which we call Whenever he me ympey he to his hat! : one ol the He was three great poet and in our was a tained psalms ed wk off BONERS are actual humorous tid-bits found in examination pa- pers, essays, etc., by teachers. government, the training of young and rural culture I8 now being school in Sutt- The primary motive for this making peasant life the back So FES Sg pero : ho Nek ei or Ww En Ee x os WHAT JERRY MUSKRAT WAS DOING ID you ever watch a house being bulit? Of course you have, You know, first of all a cellar is dug. You know how sewer and water pipes are laid. You must know that a lot of work Is done In the ground which doesn't go into the house itself, but which is a part of the building of the house just the same, It was this same with Jerry Muskrat and his new He had a lot to do before he could build the itself, which would rise above the surface of the water. Grandfather Frog had been right when he had sald that that part of the work would be the easiest for Jerry. First of all Jerry had to dig a sort of cellar. The mud from this he piled around him to make a sort of wall It was really the beginning of the When td shed of con way house, house ations of the had iar fir water was anite a lot deeper there new house, he this cel 1rRe the than It was around it. This was why he had « it, He that the water allow around it that it would knew Was so 81 An anachronism | hing that a man puts In writing } past be fore It has taken place in future, * » . the Etiquette is little things you do that You don't want to do. * - - Edward Pok nn early age to help pay the income tax. - - N went to work at Tell all that you know I don’t know anythi know what they are. * - » Oglethorpe the little Indian maiden that saved the life of Colum. bus. about Kents, ng. | don’t even was » * * Xerxes watched the battle of Sa lamis while sented on a thorn. » » - A pedagog is a Chinese temple, ©. 1932 Pe U. 8. Senate Employees About 800 people are usually em- ployed by the United States senate. Some of these work in the Capitol building and some work in the senate office bullding. The secretaries and stenographers are appointed by the in dividual senators. Other are generally appointed through tronage of the majority party. Byndleate. —~WNU Service employees pa First of All Jerry Had to Dig a Cellar. very likely freeze clear to the bottom in the winter, He didn't want that to happen under his house, or should 1 say inside his house? You see that cellar really was a part of his house, [ suppose, Anyway, it was the way by which he would go in add out, and so it had to be made safe. It wouldn't do to leave a chance of being frozen in. So he took pains to make it deep enough, Then from that cellar he started a tunnel over to the bank of the Smil ing Pool. It took time to dig that tun nel. When he reached the bank he kept right on, slanting up until he had 1a 2 | reached a place where it was dry and where he felt sure that the spring flood would not reach unless It hap pened to be such an tmusual flood a8 the one which had swept away his old house last spring. There he made a comfortable and roomy chamber wherein he would later make a nice bed of grass, Then Jerry went back to his cellar and started another tunnel. This one he headed straight for the deepest part of the Smiling Pool, where he knew there would be water no matter how thick the above might be. When this was finished he dug another to the bank and another to deep water s0 that In case of accident to the first he would still have tunnels he ice one, could use, Jerry believes In being pre- pared. It takes time and a lot of hard work to dig tunnels like these. It was this that Jerry was doing while Peter tabbit was so impatiently watching for some signs of the new house above water, The bits of earth and sod which Jerry dug out he used to broaden the foundation around his cellar. And of course it was this work that made the water so muddy. The truth Is these tunnels were quite as Important as the house itself, In fact, In some ways they were more important. So Jerry took great pains in digging them. He knew that the time might come when his life would He intended that if there should be with those tunnels Not until they were finished did give much thought to the rest of the house, © 1913 by T. W. Burgess. —WNU Service. depend on them that time did nothing wrong come SANDWICH VARIETY | wi up on a few new ways 28 is the sandwich season, so we will st ¢ of p ' K ing them. repr i Pate de Foie Gras Sandwich, Cook livers In go fat soft, mash them to a | with hard cooked eggs, senso pepper and grated on small thin slices of to a8 A canape, two small goose geatil three with salt, Spread Or serve Deviled Egg Sandwich. Take 12 hard cooked ege yolks, three tablespoonfuls of olive oil, two table spoonfuls of lemon juice, one half tea spoonful of mustard, salt, paprika and three of tabasco sauce. Mix all together and blend well; spread on buttered rye or white bread. The may inely chopped and sprinkled over the sand wich If desired, prepared drops whites be Fried Egg Sandwich, Cook a little finely minced onion In butter, then turn In an egg and cook until set: season with salt and pepper and place on buttered bread: cover with another slice, Chicken and Onion Sandwich, Take small bits of chicken finely chopped and mix with one-third the SPOON USEFUL IN ROUGH GRAS HERE seems to be a hesitancy on the part of most golfers to resort to the spoon when a cuppy lie in the falrway confronts them or In rough grass. * Generally they will pin thelr chances on somé straight faced iron in preference. Perhaps just as gen- erally their shot will end disastrously, For the straight faced iron particular ly is a difficult club in the hands of any but the expert player. All right off the tee, it takes considerable pow. er to play it efficiently from heavy grass. In deep clover a dry contact is almost impossible because the julce of the smashed plants highly lubricates the face of the iron. The ball, lacking spin, is thus hard to control. The re silient face of the spoon will take a much better hold In such eircum. stances. Another thing In its faver is that it has more loft than an iron club for the same range and can ralse the ball more quickly from the long S148 ang set Nt down With but Hitle rol @ 1932, Bell Syndicate ~~WNU Servis. Alice S. Brown of Lebanon, N. H, is the prond conten. der for the title of the old- est cat in New England. “Ruffles” is twenty years old——nearly old enough to vote-~and is the mother of 124 children and numer. ous great-great-great- ©. by McClure Newspaper Syndicate WNU Service quantity of finely minced onion. sea- son with salt and pepper and spread on buttered bread. Curried Egg Sandwich, Fry sliced onlong ip butter, add flour and milk to make a thick cream sauce. Add half a teaspoonful of cur. ry powder and three hard.cooked eggs or more. Spread on buttered bread when cool Egg With Mushroom. add chopped hard-cooked egg in pro- portions to suit the taste, bind with a little sweet cream, season to taste and spread on white buttered bread, © by Western Newspaper Unton. In Black Taffeta The rustle of taffeta Is heard once more in the land. This black taffeta gown has many points in its favor, on sleeves as well as on the double skirt flounces which raount at the front. SN —— QUITE TRUE An Insufance agent had found a new life to Insure, Taking out his notebook und peneil he commeneed to ask the usual hack neyed questions. “Now, sir,” he sald, "how old yout” The scratched his head thoughtfully, “1 was forty Iast birthday,” he “and I'll be forty-two next” The agent gasped, “But, “you've got you were be forty-one next birthday “Oh, no,” said the man. “I'm o simple-looking little man sald, dear sir,” he smiled bit mixed. 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