0000 0000000000000000000000 SAWS 0-0-0 By Viola Brothers Shore CO 000000000000000000000000 FOR THE GOOSE-— NOUN without things ain't so hard Doin’ without ‘em and pretendin’ to tike it, ain't so easy. Dut doin without ‘em and actually tkin® I, the way to get the laugh on life, is You gotta be serious about some'n if you wanna keep on bein’ amused in life; the sume as you gotta be glick once in a while to really appreciate feelin’ well — A man falls in love with the woman he's interested in, But he marries the ane that's interested in him, FOR THE GANDER A mun's no more responsible for his tove dyin’ than for himself cashin' in Yet the one always makes hima devil and the other a saint, Ain't It too bad that a Epectacular victories outa range of the enemy? (Copvright most won man's is usually py > CANN SIPURA, a» FLA No = WAT EN n A : y Ty Fada » HE vast majority ot people prefer to tive on hillsides, where they can took out upon at least a little part of the world. Constantly you hear men talk about the “view from my window.” Not tong ago | overheard a Mirtle working girl boasting to another that fivin the flat where she lived she could right across the roofs of two Sireets of tenement houses to more tenement touses on beyond.” “1 love to sit there, and just out.” she said. Location is always an important fac tor in life Always the most expensive building sites are those which command a view he first thing a man newly come into a fortune thinks of is to buy » home which Is surrounded by exten sive grounds, so that he need more know that shut-in feeling which has been his since birth Yet many of the owners of beautiful park-surrounded homes, where they nay look through vistas trees to the sea or mountains, are still ehut in as far as life is concerned > » * » . * * It is education and give people the real counts, the ability to look back scross the years with the eyes of history, and to fouk on the through the eyes understanding Only the people who and bling “see took never of which whieh thougit vision activities of mankind of intelligence and trouble to free from red menial prong, 0 Sy The Bl Sonliows bo) ‘Indolence won't make the po bell” says Philosophizing Felice, “and yet it has cooked many a man’s goose.” in the national stadium at Premier. Mussolind, tome, By JOHN BLAKE To these the locations of thelr roofs matter little, The boy, Chatterton, could see more in his attic than many a mugoate can from his mansion Every attic is tilled if one knows how ing makes a + full man leading plus reflections puts on a mountain top, und enalilés him to see beyoud oceans, and aver moun tain chalns, and to understand and en joy the life of the whole world with windows to use them Head seeing man, well us Hs one et, unhappily, most of as still are content to dwell within walls, to shut out all the wonders and delights that we might well be looking upon, simply becanse it is diffienlt to study, and dis tasteful to think, We are content, if Y Q Q Q Sef OACKLE, eackle, sald Miss Hen. “Cock-n Joodie-do, cackle™ cock -a-doodie-do, suid Mr. Rooster cock-a-doodie-do, wish the same to ganid Red Top, the rooster cackle,” snid Ars cock-n-doodle-do” “{ ‘ock -a-doodle-do, cock-a-doodie-do, 1 you,” “Cackle, Hen. “Cluck, cluck.,” said Mrs. White Hen “Cackle, cackle,” said Miss Fidget: Fashionable Hen, “Quack, qonack,” sald Mr. Duck “Quack, quack” David Puck Quad k quack tie ducklings, “Quack, quack” mother, Gray guid Sir quack,” said the (it fond gald thelr four-masted barque Herzogin Cecilie, She had been prompted to make the After being found the gir! Herzogin Cecilie, here formed seen, in the words “II Duce” and saluting Pe RA OO ol 7 LOCC . a - a * a all, to look perhaps a luke or while we might be fooking back on the struggles of hu manity from the time history began, or even a little—as yet a very little— forward into the future. ut or river, we look out few streets, HCTUSS A out on a Education conunanding means a location favorable and in the world, and is worth more to us than soy mountain top or seaside residence, for by means of it we see all human: ity pass and repass—and though we fall on evil days and are plunged into poverty, no affliction—not evea blind. ness—shall ever that ability | away from us (Copyrizhty take 2000000000000 0009000000000 3 ORIGIN OF THE “PRINT” By Jean Newton HE ine ing collecting of is becom of the popular 8. Certainly enjoyment of them | prints one most of | is no longer limited to the artistically | for today in quite mod sophisticated, t homes, we see the product of the | "~ woodcntter and the And of all the a% woven about engray known arta none its bh story a more | unique tale than the origin of making | or taking impressions from en i i " 1 nning., we mast go back | to the workshop of one Tomaso Fini “Quack, quack,” said Mrs Indisgh tunner Duck, “Cobble, gobble,” sald Mr. Turkey “Neigh, neigh” sald the horse “Moo, moo,” sald Mrs, Cow ~~ -a ing rans “Bow, Wow, Wow,” Said the Dog. “Baa, baa™ said Mrs. White Sheep. “Bow, wow, wow.” said the dog “Baa, baa,” sald Billy Goat in a aif ferent tone of voice from that of Mrs sheep, : “Chirp, chirp,” said little Mr. Robin as he sat on the branch of a tree. ““Squirm, squirm.” sald the worm, “this is no place for me” And to prove that the worm ens right Mr. Rooster picked it up from the ground and handed It most polite ly to Mrs. White Hen who swallowed it and cackled her thanks, The song sparrow sang his little song and finally Porky Pig could stand it no longer, “What are you all doing?” he asked “Just saying a friendly word to each other.” they said. “Who has got Brother Bacon, “No one has any food, now,” sald Mr, Dueck. “The time for breakfast hus not as yet arrived.” “How gorgeously and grandly an’ suagnificently and beautifully you talk quack, quack,” sald Mrs, Duck. “You flatter me, quack, quack,” sal Mr. Duck. “Not at all, It Is the truth” sald Mrs. Duck, baa, Hitle the food? asked “But what does all this friendly guerra, a goldsmith of Florence, who decorated gold and silver plates by filling thelr engraved lines with black enamel or “plello™ efore treating his wares with this substance, which hardened and became permanen: after it was applied, he would try the effect with a temporary mediom. This was accomplished by rubbing soot and oil Into the crevices that were to told the inlay. One day, according to the story one of his plates was lald face down ward upon a sheet of paper, and when the pinte was removed the first crude ‘print” appeared which Is supposed to have furnished the Inspiration for the subsequent Improved efforts lo this direction. The earliest aout recorded engravings Ey DOUGLAS MALLOCH TALK and tiving though they thing, Yet tind no way to sing but sing, No better way to give than giving. talk ot life and we As were a puzzling We seek for Joy, we hunt for pleasure, When all the joy the heart can know is thinking right, and doing so, A quiet mind our surest (reasure, We argue creeds, discuss believing, When all that malters, after all, Is that we have some pow'er we call Our God, to turn to in our grieving. 1 We buijd our courts, with domes and glidings, 2nd hriefs we write, and books we sun And Are the rights of one poor man important than bulid yet more our ings We speak of our duty Were wearing what the rest decree, And yet the test Is modesty : it beauty Is not beauty. styles, as though Without We talk of life as though behing It There lurked some mystery In gray; But conscience always points the way, it's no trick at atl to find IL (2 1928. Douglas Malloch) And are a series of copper plate engrav- ings gbout the middle of the Fifteenth century, their subject being “Passion.” The latter balt of the Fifteenth century saw the birth of two of the world's greatest engravers, Durer, being born In 1471, and Michael, in 1474 Copyright dating the angelo, HE anclents sppear to have had two ideas regarding trees—one they possessed a spiritual life of thelr own-were, In fact, tree-gods; and the that they were frequently the habitations of certain spirits who used ns houses, as it were Yet the two ideas gre 80 mised up ae ne at times difficult of distinction The tree spirits generally not only had a {hat other them io tree for thelr home but even when not occupying it had their lives so cl attached Lo their particular iniury 10 them yaa] y tree that any injury to it was an and If the tree died they ess the Greek and Kamadryads, Such tation tion tree irees are spoken trees” a favorite was Juniper n old aud the word business mean?” asked Sausage “Here | was having a nice dream « a castle built henr every one talking and | thought to myself: ‘Ha, ha, grunt, grunt, - the food has come,’ “No food has come set,” s ted Top. "We are all hungry ready for a good breakfast {1 ut it will not be long now.” “Why are you all talking in such 8 as wld vi :} ina is true “Of course, Red Top,” sald Porky I'ig, “you have always had the habit of getting up at erack of dawn, as the saying Is “You take after your father ani his father before him and his father be fore him--and 1 don't know how far “Bal they have all been early risers Much too early risers to suit lots of folks.” “Well, 1 won't change the custom of the family, for it would be making out the family to be of little importance,’ said Red Top. “Still 1 don't understand why you - “, Swedish folklore a man wes about to cut down a juniper tree when be heard a volee say: “Friend, do not He gave a blow with his ax blood gushed from tree, It will seen juniper is nol an This idea of spiritism nected with the juniper is car 'n into the of dréams ‘dream book™ will tell you married people to dream of of 8 hew me” his horror, of the ¢ thal tree, when, 1« ris! be the ary world berr.es denotes the birt? any some believe a juniper ir away witches is country i i wolves: vars be. found In Newf and and, the are to The fac { all Newfound} stuck site of venison wild heasis ut =o ug whole pig pen Pig it's true.” said Percivas food d not have complained, but to ad we been awakened for we woul be awankened by a lot of dle chatfer mercy, , grunt, it is too 1 Grandfather Porky. barnyard Sammy gracious, much.” sal crea Sau “The wa are fu ¥8 of the tures said SAge, “Of course they are to you” sald Mr. Rooster. “All you creatures think of is food. You think that any other conversations or talks are utterly fool. ish.” “To be sure we do,” sald the pigs “We'ra sensible, greedy pigs. and the love and affection in our pig hearts ie all turned in the direction of food aud direction where there is food!” But at that moment appeared the animals’ breakfast and the whole barn yard partook of the meal! {CopvrizblLy Re a How sad it is to sit and pine The long half hour before Upon our watches oft to look, Then wonder at the clock and cook, rin, N THE warm weather lighter meats and foods are enjoyed. This is the time to use more vegetables and fruits Chicken Loaf With Peas, Dissolve one tablespoonful of gela tin in one-fourth cupful of chicken stock and strain, When the mixture begins to set, beat until foamy, add three-fourths of a cupful of cream beaten stiff and one and one hall cupfuls of cold chicken cut into dice. Season with pepper and salt and pul into enke tin with a funnel center Set aside to chili, Prepare canned or fresh pens, season with butter, sall and pepper. Turn out the mold of chicken on a platter covered with let tuce leaves. FH the cavity with the we dine’ Serve Two peas which have been chilled with the following dressing: eggs, three tablespoonfuls of sugar, one teaspoonful of mustard, fonr tablespoonfuls ot vinegar, one half teaspoonful of salt, a pinch of pepper. Cook over a slow fire, stirring con stantiy. When thick, remove from the fire and ndd two tablespoonfuls of cream, Chop ‘Suey With Liver. Take calf's liver cut Into small cubes, fry in butter until well browned, add a little water or any soup broth, and cook slowly for an hour, then ddd a cupful of sliced onlon and a cupful of celery, cook for 20 minutes, season well with paprike and a teaspoonful of Chinese sance bolled rice, @ 1928, by Western Newspaper Union SANNA NNO .. 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