SQUAW KS WIIDEC By Viola Brothers Shore £000 28 B61 M4 Mobs 0 ob on we FOR THE GOOSE-— AVAYS tulk to one friend about another us if you new the other wis listenin' in. oue + It's a wise woman that Knows the difference between poise and pushin’ herself down people's throats, No matter how well with your hired girl, gill her month is up. FOR THE GANDER-— A lotta guys would like to make a noise like a big drum without standin’ for what the big drum goes through. you get along dont pay ber short man It's a siarvin’ argument und a pawn between a oroker. Words'll pelp you to judge a man's breedin’ but not his nature. (Copyrixhty THE CENTRE REPORTER, “4 MY Naup 1s Mooly Cow and | have horns. Moo, moo, moo, | have no Sh repeated Mrs. Moaly Cow. “Moo, moo, Poll Cow, *“} either.” ‘ “The same Is true of me,” said Mrs. Red Poll Cow, “and what Is more, none CO our little ones have horns, as they follow our example. “We den't mind it Mrs uny Black horas. moo,” sald haven't " because other “We Oon't Mind It Because Other Cows Like Horns” cows like horns. It's Just oot way. “\¥hy talk of horns and whether you have them or not,” sald Miss Jer sey Cow. “The [mpurtant to he talked about Is that of milk’ “Milk is Important,” said Madame Cow. “Oh yes, there i~ noth ing so Important except perhaps cows themselves and good food for them to eat.” “Well,” our subject Jersey said Miss Jersey, “1 do give milk. that. “Now the Guernsey Cows give good rich milk. too. They are much the same as we are. They belong to the sume greet family.” “Ab, ves,” suid Miss Guernsey, is true “The the rich ladies say to quality. “True.” said Madame would rather give a lot utnount of very There i8 no mistnke about “that Guernsey give the "lolsteln prefer quantity and the Now they Jersey milk that Holstein, *} of milk than rich aullk such the members of your family do of course, to think it is Now, 1 small as rich give do “Boudoir” § Rive £4) “It is nice milk, but | of milk. nicer luts the way we 000000 By Jean Newton pus the lover of words, who li.es to delve into their history for the colorful and picturesque stories that they frequently have to reveal there Is a “find” in the word “boudoir” which we have appropriated from the French for the of & womnos bedroom Derived meaning oue nde from the French “beéndor “to pout,” the boudoir was originally a “pouting place” In the strict Sense of the word to day, the boudoir Indicates a lady's pri vate room. But it is from the circum stance, no doubt, that the ladies of fur mer generations io France chose thelr bedroom 0s the refuge for thelr tears that the be regarded as synonymous. two came to (Copyright) TT THOSE inconstant, visionless be ings who move in ruts and travel in and who aflirn that the youth of today lacks the opportunities crjoyed by his forebears, the steadfast men and women who are making their mark take exceptions. The know from their own experi ences, from observation of vew con trivances and Inventions in the tield of industry, in the sciences and in the aris, that the world has just hegun to crack the outside shell that holds hidden treasures. circles her By making the best of his tunity, Edison creates new tier and in them discovers oppor opportuni- what he geeks, The Rockefeller Institute continues its researches day ofter day; the rid ers of chariots that soar above the clouds swifter than eagles, keep con tinuously their quest of laws govern ing gravitation, atmospheric shoals and currents, that they may find the undiscovered. One idea suggests another and forges the next link for something better. flobert Fulton's crudely constructed steamhont developed the locomotive. Benjamin Franklin, with his kite and key, wus first to show men that deadly lightning might be harnessed to do their bidding. Skeptical souls jeered Alexander Graham Bell when be first announced that he could talk over little strands of wire to cities miles away. In his self-made opportunity he found fortune and fame. If you have an original thought, pm forth your arms and embrace it, for in it may be YOUR opportunity, Keep your eyes open and your ming nlert. Heed not the sneers of doubt tng Thomases, On your deck, in your home, beside you every hour in the things that your hands touch in performing your tusk or turing diversion, there may be great possibilities of improvement, The course to pursue Is the one in which clear thinking and faith take Yvon, for without these two helpful 0000 0QO000000000000 friends, nothing worth while he accomplished Opportunities are all waiting to he recognized They are yours to receive or reject, ever ready with the smile of approba tion or the frown of disapproval {Eby McClure Newspaper Syndicate) can around sou. 2 by McClure Newspaper Syndicate. 000000000000 that have means cnn many, many more people milk thao if we did as you “You are not s0 generous as we are I'hat is simply a family way of you.s But when you do give, you give hand somely, That is the way of the Jer and families. “Now the srentest I do this sey Guernsey I hold the world's record for amount of milk given—for the amount of milk ever given mean that 1, myself, hold record, but the Uolstein it. aot great family *A give holds Holstein has pounds cow hundred been known to of milk a «ny “The Nothiz “Ah, world's ane re Is nothing selfish sbout that small or stingy. yes, onr familly holds record for generosity in the milk giving. “Well” good-sized said Miss Guernsey, “we're and think that cows should not think only of but should think and such important tl “We're rather sple ndid and we ilk that is COWS we some quantity of richness ings, lookin rich our selves, been told, of n looking we've want (0 give the Kind like ourselves CENTRE Bar PA. —-— Yiew of her pler the 8. 8. St. Mihlel leaving ut New York for Pupama, car. rying enlisted men to duty In the Cannl Zone for the next three years In the foreground are friends and reds atives of the soldiers giving cheery sendoff. then a “Sometimes we've given of the Jersey milk make us an” sald one of the steins, “for we are fed well we're out prize winning: or are ing to be prize-winning cows. “We're fed well all the course, too, “1 do believe that we hold the terfat record, for we've given pounds of butter a day—aplece. “Ah, they have a silo on the “How pleasant ft is to lazily and watch the work for our food ‘But we do our work.” The Holstein family wore black-and-white coats and Miss Jersey wore a lovely fawn-colored costume But they talked no more now awhile as it was milking time, they all went and lined up be all ady. They all felt quite satistec what they could de and they hdd had been fed up BOs {to Hal hap time, of hat. eight farm chew spolied S40 _4Cov vrigbht A Good Talk There are always 10 & tall giving and taking, comparing lence, and according conclusions Is fluid, tentative, further search and : written words remain fixed, Good talk most commonly among friends. Talk 18 indeed the scene and instrument of ship.~Robert louis Stevenson, In “Essags two EXT Talk continually “in progress”: while arises bust h friend WORE EERE BRR ERE Ne Men Who Are Men Together ity bine) ee ein Douglas Malloch \Y EN on throges and 4 Men in ditches, Men in robes and Men in britches, ih and poor and Which and whether, Men, we all are Men together, Men on thirones will Tire of ruling, Wise men weary OF their schooling, Men who do not Shire lite's weather Men who are not Men together. Men on thrones must Love their brothers, Men with wealth must Share with othérs; All God cares, | Think, Is whethey Men like us are Men together, Men on throves will Fiud more pleasure, Men who dig will Find more treasure, Men sot murked by Fez or feather Men who Just are Men together (2 1928 EE GIRLIGAG ~~ Douglas Malloch.) er - —— 74 pong, WI. oy Pow Bll Spnlowes bow “It wus? hald-hended hive men” been comi Fel durs wi Indi: says Flippant ice, “back In the good old people ini wen » thought the ins did iL” 00000000 oO By JOHN BLAKE 00000000000 in Communist or A j.1. Ie ds are oot ganizations, You will find a any pis employe on They liticnl Reds vinced that tion Hess, fThes sing them in al are many few of most where Lhere are not as sincere as the many of whom they filone have the solu of world peace and world hoappi po are oon just discontented, trouble people tier name are for them office poli uns kind cannot! affect one way or another those who are de. termined to get along by the only way possibile for them to get along, by working bard, and giving value re ceived for their wages, These constitute the great majority, for the special abilities which enable the lazy person to shoot abeand are pot widely distributed. The office Red picks on the hard worker, and points out to hin the in- justices of life, and the unfairness of many employers and bosses, He has no trouble doing this, for unfairness and Injustice are very com: mon, and it is unfortunately true that merit alone does not slways mean SUCCOSS, ut persevering, determined people do sutceed in spite of Injustice, if they have averag ze native ability, combined with the habit of industry. People of this The great tion, He Is asugily a person of little abil. ity bimself, although 1 have known some of them who were highly intel ligent, trouble-making Red can do a deal of harm in any organiza H ‘=e are a few choice good things which will be enjoyed occasion nlly on the menu: Jellied Ham, one pound of thinly sliced boiled bam, a four-pound shank of veal, one-fourth cupful each of diced celery uid minced onion, one bay leaf, one-eighth teaspoonful of thyme, eight peppercorns and two teaspoonfuls of salt. Wash the veal shank and place in a kettle with the vegetables and seasonings and pour over two quarts of holling water. Simmer slowly un til the meat falls from the bones. ile move the meat, strain the stock and ndd salt and cayenne. Put a little of the stock Into a cold wet pan and boll without stirring for ten minutes then strain again.” On a layer of the stock that is cooled add silced tain Take and the minced veal, add more stock and reheat with the ham and veal Cover with stock and let stand five hours before removing from the pan. —— - Blackstone Dressing. Mix four ctablespoonfuls each of mayonnaise and whipped cream, two tablespoonfuls each of tomato catsup and chill sauce and vinegar. Roque fort may be added If desired, E Sauce Finiste, Brown three tablespoonfuls of but. ter then add one-half teaspoonful of mustard, a few graius of cayenne, one teaspoonful of lemon julce, one and one-half teaspoonfuls of worcester shire sauce and three-fourths of a cup ful of stewed and strained tomatoes (E1928 Western Nowsgaper Union. y His whole pu make trouble, workers be to for when one of his gets discharged. he sot times slides into the job Li Always he i= abused stood, If you will He had a ti one by’ pose seeltns (0 mself and misun believe hi better and will he better fob before have 8 Es by. And if every man in the office Insist his rights-—well, would be straightened out, body would happy. This kind of Red is not (he worker, who depends on his organiza tion to see he gets what him. He ig the would n union as could get You will on and far union is due i that independent outsider, who as much trouble in a dig in a into one, fivd him inke he factory if he among dav in borers, and In every rank fo Industry one who once knew dent of a tfust the row wus 8g vice and who hy 3 other company recked up = ice presidents, ration organi; among the You will find them in arm! es and on } where they are called ses lawyers, Bat you will honest never fl who is but a nd one or sincere or anything : aker. And 1 have set found who got himself anything by spren never one ding who gd age have to depend very people whom render un sappoint his propaganda of discontent, or did not, in for support he had done and his ol on the hig best to to fill with di (Copyrizhty Januniate, GANT PRAISE IT ENOUGH Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Helped Her So Much Kingston, anything Mo ~*T have = but Lydia E. Vepots pound taken ukham's Ho Com- for is months and I cannot praise it enough, [ weighed about 100 pounds and was not able § to do any kind of work. My housework done by my he and my t-of doors work was not done. | have taken four bottles of the Vepe- table Compound and now I am well and strong and feel fine. 1 got my sister-in-law to take it after her last baby came and she is stronger now, I cannot praise it enough.’ irs, Harrie V. Eas? Migsouri. wna wx, BR. 1, Kiogston, TELL YOUR FRIENDS What You Know about BELL-ANS for Indigestion Hot water BE FOR INDIGESTION 4 AND 75¢ PACKAGES EVERY WMERE HEADACHES " hat comfort to know you «¢ an quick grateful lief from sp! itt throbbin get Te- ne, or du headaches without dead a nd ATU g se pure and #2 vO ening dope injurious as the water ng usvally w NO BAD 2 “Salicon Does Not Affect the Hear? Does Not Upset the Stomach B anish Constipation by Vegetable Method You'll mever return to Larsh mineral purgatives or habit-forming jsxat! you will try the fame vegetable method of vercoming constipation as embodied in Wright's 1 an Vegetable Pilla. They produce natural bowel sction ~Sust like eating the proper amount of vegetables with your food Other good effects are the stimulation of the AR tive Juices and stirring up % er At druggists or 372 Pear! Bt, City. Te ves if . prescription sad san be can be taken by the entire family. Druggists 25¢ and 735¢ Red Packages. CARTERS [HPILLS LIBERAL tL = a,
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