The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, February 16, 1928, Image 7

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TWO HOMES
MADE HAPPY
ByWomenWhoUsedLydia
E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound
*I have taken Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound and I think it is
the most wonderful
medicine I ever
tried,” is the state-
Shoup of
St. Joseph, Illinois.
She declares that
after taking the
Compound she is in
better health than
before,
Mrs. J. Storms of
29 Lane Street, Pat-
— erson, N. J., writes:
can not speak too highly of your
medicine and I recommend it to all my
friends.”
These statements were taken from
two enthusiastic letters which tell of
the help that has been received from
using the Vegetable Compound. Both
Mrs, Shoup and Mrs. Storms were in
a run-down condition which caused
:hem much unhappiness. When women
are suffering from lack of strength and
from weakness, their own life and that
of their family is affected. When they
feel well and strong and are able to do
their housework easily, happy homes
are the result,
Thousands of testimonial letters have
been received from women in different
walks of life, stating tliat the Come
pound has helped them,
RHEUMATISM
Lumbago or Gout?
Take RHEUMACITDE to remove thecause
and drive the poison from the system.
“Sms es THE
PUTS RERUN OF THE OUTSIDE
At All Druggists
Jas. Baily & Son, Wholesale Distributors
Baltimore, Md.
Cheap Travel by 'Plane
The Jackaman brothers of Slough,
in Buckinghamshire, England, have
two hobbles, aviation and swimming,
which they sometimes combine. They
take their airplune from the hangar
mornings, and fly to Littlehampton,
Sussex, 50 miles away. There they
land on the shore, have their swim,
and fly back to Slough, all in time
for breakfast. The brothers make the
round trip in about an hour, and say
that the running expenses of their
machine are lower than those of an
average bighv powered motor car,
Headaches from Slight Colds
Laxative BROMO QUININE Tablets re-
tieV¥ the Headache by curing the Cold.
k for signature of EE W. Grove on
the box. 30c.—Adv.
One of the Board
A young minister, who recently had
been appointed pastor of a church,
was wont te preach long, tiresome ser-
mons. One Sunday he had requested
the members of the board to stay
after services,
While he turned to speak to the
board he noticed an elderly man in
the back of the church who had not
left. Not wishing to discuss business
before persons ether than the board,
the minister went to the man and
asked, “Is there anything that I can
do for you?
The elderly man replied, “Yom
asked that the board remain after
services. Well I certainly am one of
the bored.”
Some men are high livers.
raffes are,
All gl
To whom you betray your secret
you sell your liberty.—Franklin.
Mothers, Do This—
When the children cough, rub Muse
terole on their throats and chests. No
telling how soon the symptoms may de-
velop into croup, or worse. And then’s
when you're you have a jar of
Musterole at hand te give prompt relief.
ges it aid, Musterole is excellent.
a jar ready mstant use,
It is the remedy for adults, too. Re-
lieves sore throat, bronchitis, tonsillitis,
, stiff neck, ha, fea,
congestion, pleurisy, rheu-
matism, lumbago, pains and aches of
back or joints, sore muscles,
chilblains, f feet hp colds of the
chest (it may prevent pneumonia)
To Mothers: Musterole is also
made in milder form for
babies and small children.
Ask for Children's Musterole,
Avon dropping
strong drugs In
eyes sors from Alksll
or sther irritation
The old simple remedy
best. 3%, oli
Ie yt dur
For SORE EYES
dp 3A 0555
WERENT
COMPOUND
COUGHS. COLDS
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the track shown there
tires and the ends of the ties,
SLOW DRIVER IS
HELD MENACE
Classed With the Willful
Speeder on Busy Streets,
Says Director.
That the slow driver Is a menace
to traffic quite as much as the fast
driver is particularly evidenced on
Washington's high-speed arteries, es-
pecially on Massachusetts avenue,
which carries a large vehicular bur
den, says Oscar Coolican, one of the
directors of the local automotive
trade association. The narrowness of
this thoroughfare, combined with Its
grade, makes It particularly fertile In
proof of the slow driver's bad effect
apon trafic, Mr, Coolican believes,
Traffic Slowed Down.
“There is no questioning the wis.
dom of traffic authorities in making
this street one of the arteries of high-
gpeed travel, but, by the same token,
there Is no questioning the fact that
the motorist who wants to dally along
frequently counteracts the ends to be
served by the 30-mile limit,” he says.
“As he dawdles, traffic to the rear is
forced to slow down and proceed in
fitful Jerks, as first one car and then
another finds an opening through
which wv pass,
“The effect is a cutting in and out
that Is decidedly detrimental the
fast and f.ee flow of traffic, In wet
and slippery weather It may be well
to forego the legal limit of the 30 miles
an hour when congestion Is great, but
on almost any dry, clear day the slow
driver can be found somewhere In the
one-mile stretch doing his utmost to
distort the traffic picture,
High Speed Wanted.
“It may be well to let any driver
proceed as he wishes, as some traffic
observers Insist, but should be
forced at least to select a thorough
fare where his vagary will not ham-
per, restrict and endanger hundreds
of other car owners. The majority
wants to utilize the highest speed pos
sible on such a street and traffic offi-
cialis have found by analysis that such
a8 speed Is safe. The driver who In-
terferes with this process should vol-
untarily go elsewhere or he should be
forced to do so.”
School Busses Teovel
Tax Free in Georgia
Busses used by counties or school
districts for the transportation of
children to and from school are ex-
empt from the state license tax on
iutomobiles, according to a ruling
handed down by Attorney General
George M. Napier of Georgia,
The question was propounded by
Newton county officials, and the at-
torney general held that school busses
are in reality agents of the state, as
they are operated out of the funds
used for school purposes and there
would be no advantage in taking
money out of one state department
and turning it in to another depart-
ment,
The Georgia legislature, according
to Mr. Napler, in amending the motor
vehicle law, made special provision
sxempting automobiles from license
fees in cases where they were used
hy countles for highway construction,
for which the license fees are collect.
2d. And the same ruling will apply to
school busses,
Stop at All Railroad
Crossings in Minnesota
Motorists who try to beat the train
to the crossing will face a new risk
under the new Minnesota traffic code.
Even if they get across the track
safely —which maay do not—they may
face a Jall term or a fine, for the new
law requires drivers to come to a full
stop at grade crossings “wherever a
clearly visible and positive signal gives
warning of the immediate approach of
a railway train of cars.” The same
Inw applies to motormen where a
street car line crosses a railroad. Fall
ure to stop is a misdemeanor,
This new provision Ig in addition to
the old law requiring all drivers to
op at all times at designated
Stop” crossings. Another old law
whieh Is retained requires drivers of ,
vehicles carrying school children, pas
sengers for hire, explosives or inflam:
mnble liquids to stop at all grade
crossings,
to
hie
Eliminate Alcohol Odors
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The odor of alcohol,
an anti-freeze solution
is more or less
in the winter,
objectionable, espe-
car when the curtains are used,
cdor is caused by the escape of vapor
from: the overflow pipe of the radia-
tor.
car, get a length of
large enough to fit the
the radiator overflow pipe and fasten
it to the latter. Let the tubing ex.
tend under the front side member of
the frame and for about six inches
rubber tubing
to Overflow Pipe,
hol Odors.
side member, where it should be
fastened to the front-fender support
bracket with tape or a small clamp,
as shown In the drawing
the vapors will
into the outer air and will not reach
the inside of the car. —G. C. Douglas
Raleigh, N. C., in Popular
Magazine,
Pedestrians Blamed for
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Motor trucks though frequently in-
volved in street accidents,
caused only 568 per cent
which they figured,
report of accidents In Hartford, Conn,
issued by the National Automobile
Chamber of Commerce.
It wae found that of 400 accidents
involving trucks during the first halt
of 1027, no fewer than 181 were the
fault of pedestrians or of the drivers
of other types of vehicles,
The figures obtained in the survey
were compiled from the official rec
ords In the office of Commissioner
Robbins B. Stoeckel of the Connecti-
cut department of motor vehicles,
Accidents for which trucks were to
blame were analyzed and remedies for
them suggested, and are being dis
tributed to operators of truck fleets
in all parts of the country. Copies of
this report may be obtained without
charge by writing to the motor truck
division, National Automobile Cham-
ber of Commerce.
Necessities Qvernight
It seems but yesterday when motor.
line filters and the many other refine
ments developed within recent seasons,
It is proof of the progreseiveness of
the American public that in the speci
fications of a majority of American
cars today the shopper will find en.
gines equipped with air cleaner, oll
filter, crankcase ventilation, thermo.
static heat control, gasoline filter and
some form of vibration dampener,
The last-mentioned feature may take
the form of a balancer, a dampener or
tandem flywheels, These features have
become necessities even while the pub
lic was trying to judge their merits,
0 0 TE 0 BE
AUTOMOBILE HINTS
FRI II I
Tide, taxes and automobiles walt
for no man.
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An optimist is the man who buys a
second-hand car on the Installment
plan,
s * »
Prosperity Is apparent these days
in traffic activity, although the ent
way be mortgaged, the battery
charged and the road bonded
a. » »
Practically all of the tires used by
professional bicycle racers in this
country are made by Mrs. Ernest Pye
of Newurk, N, J, the widow of an old
time bike rider,
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home from
with =»
arrived
the inctory
tucked
Mrs.
lamb
worn
CTOSS,
this Is going too far.
the
Cats,
little
her
muddy
cout,
“Now, Mary,
food Is cone
from for three
six chick
the assortment of spar
got about this place? |
You can just take that
and all
eo It
lamb back"
“Oh, mother,
bite for lunch any day
kesep him-—he's a poor
found bleating near
~he seemed all alone
And
the wee
mother
dearie, I'l not
little
world
in the
usual,
wis just
and
in.
lamb,
guve
as
She
came to dumb animals, but Mary's
animal family
proportion to the
the Thapet family,
But the younger children,
them, went into ecstasies
new arrival and if the animal
looked askance at the funny
wooden-legged woolly thing,
an unwelcome stare,
They had, and all,
cued from gutters, ash
and other
by Mary, who had tenderly
them In and nurtured them in
very heart. They loved her in conse
quence with a love that
animals could know,
income earned by
over
one
he dpes,
stray animal
only
Out in the garden behind the
Mary
turn up and
Even the six chickens would fly
straight row to their perch
Mary ordered. The thrush with
broken wing loved to sit Mary's
shoulder and peck bits
cruinbs from her lips.
When Mary cnme
two later with a
Just
sald nothing
The tiny
gazing in
rescuer's face,
Suddenly Mary
wave about finances.
“Mother dear, couldn't
somersaults, sit
on
of
home 8 weoeel
goat ber
What she
goat's ey
could
es were
adoration
complete at
we
while 1 am at
80
and Sunday,
help? We are
Saturday
home to
some money.”
“My darling girlie, yon
think of working every day
week—It would be too much”
“But 1 should love it and
change from office work would de
good. Please let's have
And It was no sooner talked of
than started. An attractive little
sign at the head of the lane pointed
the way and Mary and her
did the rest.
From the big old dining room that
looked out on the garden to the front
bay window, there were little
and chairs, cheap but adequate,
the time came when these
make
in
the
me
were all
Your Pry Must
All
sect
achy and
kidney se
Doan’s
by users everywhere.
At ell dealers, 60c os box. Foster-Mil
Function Properly
too often colds and chills up-
the action of the kidneys and
tired; with backache, head-
cretions,
Pills, a stimulant diuretic, in-
burn Co., Mig. Chemusts, Buffalo, N.Y.
The Solemnest Man
Even ino church, where competition
Is serious, he was easily the most sol
emn member of the congregation —
Woman's Home C ompanion.
SAY “BAYER ASP
To Entice
Grocer— Anything else besides the
fispuper?
—~Ah
ins besides,
half-dezen
decoys,
wants a
jes’ fo’
IRIN” and INSIST!
by millions and prescribed
r Aspirin proved safe
by physicians for 25 years,
“Bayer” package
“Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets
™ More Cars Than Phones
Statistics compiled by the Chrysler
statistical division show that there are
telephones in
use today. The automobile
now surpasses the steel business, the
clothing and the telephone industry in
It has become the world's most
important commercial activity
providing food, clothing and
for humanity.
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industry
except
shelter
middle-age. Half a dozen are unno
good cup of coffee and
doughnuts,
and out of the kitchen with
a cat or two strolled In with her.
in at the window.
noon AK great gray
alighted in quest of coffee,
Mary served them all,
out as was her wont to play with
her pets. The young man seemed un.
tricks,
The thrush and the
little stunt of their own that
seemed thoroughly to enjoy.
back and together they had what
like a _ private rodeo—the
lamb's wooden legs kicking about in
all directions and the thrush banging
on like mad.
The party Inside having
were consumed with laughter,
“1 say,” said David Gregory, film
producer, “if 1 could get an adorable
kid like that on the screen In a se.
ries of pictures I'd make another for-
tune.”
“You've said it, old man-—never
saw anything so cute In all my life
—will you look at what that yellow
cat's doing now I"
While the rest of the party were
in fits of laughter, young David Greg.
ory was talking seriously with Mury's
mother,
MP'wi afrald she wouldn't consent.”
Mrs, Thanet was saying. “Mary
wouldn't have a halr of one of those
animals hort.”
“But I'll put up a studio In that
field at the back and give her a sal.
ary that will enable her to feed all
the stray animals In the world. De
try to talk her into letting me make
just one ns a starter”
Mary looked like an little girl of ten
in the pictures when they were
shown, but in reality she was on full.
fledged married woman, for David
Gregory had married her out in that
girden with the lamb, the goat, the
yellow cuts and the thrush with a
broken wing and all the rest of her
pets as witnesses.
coffee
—~—
Labor-Saving Machines
Through the marvels of modern ma-
inery only 67 men are now required,
the aver do what was the
o% years SRO, me
National Industrial
At this rate 45
will be doing the same work In
ch
on
work
age, to
of 100 only
to
cording the
fer board
{on reTIOe
men
1050,
But ma«
olit of
i
additional
hines have not thrown men
production
has the demand for
commodities,
work becouse ns
reased, &
Folly grows without watering
Protect Your Skin
Against The Weather
Bomp Zoe
Be
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better
clear une
exposure.
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onch free. Address :
Mase”
Cuticura Shaving Stick 28¢.
al Remedy
for more
About =:
Your Kidn
remedy for
livets blad-
acid “ills.”
the Nation.
of Holland
than 200
accept no substitute, In sealed boxes.
eys— ACT!
Heck of « a y Time
Mother—Did you children have a
good time while I was out shopping?
Little Nell—Yes, mother.
Mother—What did you do, deur?
Little Nell—Oh, we quarreled all
the time and there wasn't anybedy
here td stop ne
Listen to the Voice
“Never buy anything,” the Woman's
Home Companion advises girls, “if a
little voice inside you is kicking up a
rumpus.”
Matrimonially speaking, where
there's a will there is often 8 won't.
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