- $6,000,000 2 al ¥ FS INTISF sf b bo” I y ae ELS oR bh Blt iB aE iles to puwp agricul SOUAWKS FOR THE GOOSE AND THE GANDER By VIOLA BROTHERS SHORE FOR THE GOOSE— WER you find mushrooms twenty cents a pound you Immediately imagine they musta heen left over. And gen'rally they was, Many would nursin’ that better, a woman know envy. you think goes around The one siep from the sublime to the rilliculous 1s apt to be in jazz time. FOR THE GANDER The highest wisdom has got a little foolishness mixed up in It - — A poor, smart kid slaves away all his voung years makin’ money that rich old fool spends. Some guys has got they was husiness, such luck that if an undertakin® | discover an inheri. somebody’ antidote for death. (Copyright) {) Rebuke That Stung It is related that a certain man. who wpparently didc't like Buddha, up to him and called him a lot of very ugly names. juddha listened quietly until his reviler had quite run out of epithets, and then said to him: to came “If you offer something to a man and he refuse: it, to whom, then, does it belong?" The man replied: “It belongs, 1 sup pose to the one who offered it.” uddha sald: “The abuse and names you offer me, 1 refuse to cept."—From The Outlook. i" vile ac. Ma ® > N NEARLY all the recent distress ing cases of suicide among boys and young nen, the suicides have been without any definite objectives in life. Not knowing where they were go ing, it seemed to them useless to go anywhere. Their minds were not occupied with the steady, systematic effort to do some one thing well, So they brooded over the futility ol existence, till their reason went awry and they found what to their disor: dered imaginations seemed the only way out. One of the most important duties of teachers, lenders and directors is to interest young men in some definite aim in life. For those who come into the world specially fitted for art or engineering or any other specific calling this will pot be necessary. But the average boy has no special talent, or if he has he doesn’t tind It till his education is over. fle turns from this pursuit to that. and none of them interest him. . 8 I know that it is one of the most difficult things in the world to isco er what will interest young men suf ficiently to make it the dominant thing In thelr lives. But recent advances in the science of psychology have been helpful in this pursuit, and it wil be furthered when teachers discover that their mission in life is ont to pity their pupils for their natural lack of book tore, hut to try to understand them, and help to encourage their aspire tions, The teaching profession Is now ex: cellently equipped to make education ensy for the studious. put it has much to learn about how to make it inter a CAA ES EEE = 8 ning dd Se # a] tr SOLLes Br a FAA AAA LEA AAA By MARTHA MARTIN ss] HAVE looked for some time for a nice place, and 1 think I have found it now,” said Mrs. Wolf. “1 looked at a good many. In fact, 1 almost set up housekeeping in sev- eral and cleaned the dens out. but 1 didn't like them finally. 1 thought 1 could gece a nicer home,” “Ah, Mrs. Wolf,” “said “this is beautiful. This home, And how lovely ja." “Dear Mr. imagine that and Mr. fn Wolf is perfect this wenther Wolf, the would wild and wolf w finyome dangerous ould tlk Mrs Wolf blood thirsty the weather” “Ah, Mr. are h id ow we they don't know,” sa now bh when we are at home. We love ead other so, “We whi ings to eac are not ‘nothings.’ things’ of great importance, “Yes. this home is perfect. Well Mrs. Wolf, 1 had a dangerous time not 1 thought 1 was caught.” “Ah, don't tell me that” said Mrs. sper all sorts of little noth 4 other. though to us they They're ‘some ‘But you need not worry now,” said Mr. Wolf, “for you see that | am here, all safe and sound.” “Yes, yes,” said Mrs. Wolf, “but i eannot bear to think that you have peen exposed to danger.” “But you have escaped! Yes, you have escaped, and you will be more eareful in the future?” “1 am careful.” sald Mr. Wolf, “but 1 will be even more careful. 1 had been hunting and having a little meal and was taking 8 nap away from the ly JOHN BLAKE it every teacher would read and think sbout how to inspire boys and girls with definite vbjectives—to give them something to do that would keep their minds too busy to brood, there would he fewer epidemics of self-de struction among young people - . . On farms where boys are kept busy. even though the work is uninterest. ing. they seldom are suicidaily In clined. it is only when life becomes com plieated, when there are so many dis SOME 00D nicely served and daintily garnished will be much more pal atable and appetizing than that which is served carelessly. Next to palata- bility we like our food to appeal to the eye. Roquefort Salad Dressing. Cream two ounces of Roquefort cheese, using a wooden spoon; add gradually four tablespoonfuls of olive oll or cream and two tablespoonfuls of vinegnr, a scant half teaspoonful of -salt and a few dashes of cayenne, Cream may be used to replace all or part of the ofl as one's taste desires, Banana Soup. gleve, ndd a pinch of salt and the grated rind of a lemon, put over the went and when the boiling point is reached add two tablespoonfuls of cornstarch to a little cold milk and sook, stirring all the time; cool, add two tablespoonfuls of lemon juice, chill and serve In chilled bouillon cups. Shrewsbury Cakes, esting for the average mind. Take two cupfuls of butter, the PEPE Ed far enough hunter came after had me. the wind was In the right di got a whiff of the being coming toward me - Mr. Wolf, ground-—hnt For an old and almost would “But rect hinng hunting away, not me have 1 Ro 1 could what a narrow es 8 s 2 Q By H. “J finger nalls you will Hitle white spot which, us the null grows, moves slowly toward the {inger's end, The superstitions will tell you that the Ittle, white spot means money coming to you, due to arrive when the white spot reaches the end of the nail —a very common superstition, Sir Thomas Browne (1005-1682) mentions it as being very ancient in his day and ascribes its origin to the tendency which people have to con sider any bodily symptom which they do not understand ag a prophecy. The “British Apollo” In 1708 published a learned article scoffing at the super. stitution and explaining that the white spots in the nalls were “glittering particles,” generally mixed with the red particles of the blood, but which had happened to get loose, Medien! sclence was evidently badly equipped to hattle with superstition In thosg days, see un 3ut the superstition in question dated away back into the primitive ages when man's hair and nails, lv ing and growing parts of himself, were held to be peculiarly connected with his destiny. A white spot slowly nd vaneing up the pall most mean Some thing: ns the spot was white the “something” was probably goenl. As Bd ddd ddd a Std PIII AISI IBAA dd - > At in Mrs. Wolf's oye, that, tears came “Phere. there,” he said. “there will he other little wolves, and 1 am fiappy, for we have each other, That means everything, Mrs. Wolf” Afr. Wolf and, mi § OH, that dear ite, sou s0 good to me, well 1 were “How there remember, the dear | foo. when ittle wolf babies three darling bables there were last And after thes frald that something we spring were horn an’ I was so 8 you kept us supplied 1 did not has Said Mr. Wolf, And how thankful 1 am it was escape | “1 wish 1 could give the wind =a to whom one cnn give a pres “But 1 am grateful, ob, so grateful” Mrs, Wolf said. “Yes,” Mr. to be “we Wolf safe, for § continued, want we only have Life *.. tractions that it is hard to concen trate or a definite and purposeful fine of action that introspection be. gins to sow {ts dangerous seeds, Hard work is not enough, But hard and purposeful work, with a definite objective ean soon put into the shade all neurotic notions ana send young men on the road which, If it does not lead to fame and fortune, at least will tend to useful achievement, and to fully as much haopiness as the for tunate and famons usually enjoy. {Copyright} same of sugar, three pints of flour, four eggs and a teaspoonful of mace. Cream the butter, sdd the sugar, and the beaten eggs. [oll out very thin, cut into small cakes and bake in a hot oven. These cakes will keep a long time. an Tartar Sauce. Mix together one tablespoonful each of vinegar and worcestershire sauce, one teaspoonful of lemon juice and one-fourth teaspoonful of salt. Heat aver water, Brown onethird of a cupful of butter and carefully strain into the first mixture, Apples a la fhode. Here 1s an easy dessert for a busy day: Core some good baking apples and fll the centers with mincement. Bake, basting occasionally : serve hot. B. 1927. Western Newspaper Union.) 0 Overtime Job The chaps who loaded the latest “world's largest clock” onto the freight train at Waterbury had time hanging heavy on thelr hands, —~Farm and Fire side, hnhies for 4] Agha agnl jooked thom-—after they had been killed and taken “Oh, dear, sad 11 were never there it for nwny hoy was as long ns we could, and now Those W V JHEN COLONEL LINDBERGH had the opportunity to commer cialize his successful flight to Paris he steadfastly refused. He replied tint he was Interested primarily in aviation and wished his to count in that direction. When Dector Banting made priceless discovery of insulin frankly refused a proffered fortune. Rather than capitalize his discovery he made it possible for the medical profession to have access io it at n Today the scourge can be kept under con SUCCERR he reasonable cost, diabetes trol, When Doctor Steenbock discovered how to treat food with the ultra-vio let ray so as to cure rickets, one busi. ness concern promptly offered him a million dollars If he would patent his discovery and sell it to them. Like Colonel Lindbergh, and Dector Bant ing he refused, stating that all he de gired was the privilege of continuing his studies, This was made possible through the creation of the Wisconsin flesearch foundation, The attitude of these three men nave created a wonderful reaction in the hearts of young men and women. of & ¢ : currency the good was conjectured to be money. A regulm: cult grew op of divination by the finger nalls wnder the name of onychomancy und as we know from Plautus, the educated Reo man of 2000 years ago watched the spots on his nalls with the same in terest as the most superstitious Yon kee of today, (® by MeClure Newspaper Syndicate.) ENGAGEMENT EMBLEMS By JEAN NEWTON HEN is a solitaire just a solitoire and when Is it transformed into that emblem of magic and romance, the engagement ring? it is the latter when worn on the third finger of the left hand. Indeed, worn there, It need not be a solitaire; the humblest circlet when it appears on the proper finger becomes potent with symbolism. A mere “friendship” ring remains such only while it does not appear on that crucial finger, Once worn there it assumes a deeper sig- nificance! And when the bridegroom says. “1 do.” and turns to his blushing bride. it is on that third finger of her left hand that he places the golden eirelet which Is a token and a symbol of thelr anion For the origin of this practice we must =o back to the days of the an clept Romzns whose wives wore thelr wedding rings the third finger the left Band because it was their be lef that the nerve of that finger ran direetiy te the heart! Copyrieht.y ohn home for fine bh we ha another den “Nes, have a which we can see what Is “And he he will be other little wolres “ut Mr. Well, my dear mate.” And then she hhughed “How Tew ie our nfid we from going on we will Ppy. and best of all, there is iy onr They different at t stray tals peopl do pot Know Ives ure they see them all | think it Is better ome than whe opteide It hd f as he patied and whi wolves wi Wal shoulder vo devoted said Mr it 11 rs Wolf the tomslied nt of his eyes now Wore Copyriabi.y of encourage a in unselfish of The view maral will wholesome {ait impact their pein do much te more h service 1698 gy 1527. Westerns Newspaper f'aleny session Pe Snprtgh 9 Pre BD owl, ae “When it comes fo selling argu ments,” says Impecunious Imogene “no advertizing writer can produce one lke r dollar in the pocket.” ssengers View of the body of the Lawson and under construction 200 feet, . 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