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Buy it today at your druggist’s Frey’s Vermifuge Expels Worms RR RR Story IN THE AQUARIUM AM going to tell 3 you a story of the aquarium tonight,” sald the Sandman, “The aquarium, you know, 11 is the This Is a big city aquarium I am now speaking about, though of course there are little aquariums, too.” “Yes,” sald Nancy, “for I cali my fish bowl where my two gold fishes are an aquarium.” “Of course,” agreed the Sandman, “Well, In this big aquarium there many new arrivals, some sea robins, toad fish, a new pipe fish, The pipe fish daddies help the moth- ers carry the little pipe fish eggs “It Was a Great Joke” Lobster, Sald Louls fish daddies. Thelr heads are some thing like heads of sea horses and they are relatives of sea horses. “Spider crabs have also been added later, and some lobsters and some puffers, “There have heen some new ar. rivals In the bine crab family and some fine young brown spotted lady crabs and spider crabs have arrived. “The spider crabs are so named be. cause their long legs have a kind of thing like a spider's web, though others say they look something like spiders and that Is why they are How It Started By JEAN NEWTON A Man's Man Abraham Lincoln has our favorite American statesman, but since learning from no less a histor ical autherity than our Mr. McKee than any of our great Americans to introduce and popularize long trou- sers to take the place of knee breeches, we feel, and sll, his coumtry.—Ohlo State Journal. Granulated eyelids, stlen, inflamed eyes relieved overnight by Homan Eye Balsam. One trial convinces, 372 Paarl 8t.. N, Y. Adv. YOUR FAMILY DOCTOR S—————— SIROM the sublime to the ridicn- ions” describes no greater transi- tion than is found In some of our modern survivals, ccmpared with thelr origins, The doctor, for Instance—where among the professions is there a call ing more honored or more dignified? Yet It had its beginning In a state of the early doctor, or leech, as he was called, when all {lls were cured By blood letting-—-having been a Cutting Him Short John—"Please! Just one more kiss | befgre I leave,” Jane—"All right, but you'll have to hurry. Father will be home in an hour” BABIES CRY FOR “CASTORIA” Prepared Especially for Infants and Children of All Ages Mother! Fletcher's Castoria has! been In use for over 830 years as a pleasant, harmless substitute for Cas: tor Oil, Paregoric, Teething Drops and Soothing Syrups. Contains no narcot- | ies. Proven directions are on each | package. Physicians everywhere rec ommend it, The genuine bears signature of oe BEL Flower JFor Ind ation, Dysnepaia, ete. Ries le Distress after Hurried mcd pty Mo gestive tract working normally, | 30c & 90c. Atal SE ODD SA. pression “family doctor.” Also the squeamishness, “ethles” or, as some people thik, false pride of doctors In not liking to mention or other service will name their price! This Is said to berdying out In this at least, but It is quite | profession. In England, for instance, no member of the Royal College of This superiority. Yet, as a matter of fact, For In early days he was not permitted to charge money for his services—only to accept with thanks such gifts of clothing and other necessities that were sent him by grateful and generous patients! named, so you may take your choice | here, “Hut it 1s of the talk between two | lobsters that I want to tell you about, | “It was*a great joke, sald Louls Lobster, and how 1 did laugh in my | lobster fashion when I first heard it’ | * “Tell it to me,’ sald Leon Lobster, | “You see,’ Louls Lobster contin- | ued, ‘some one wrote a story about | lobsters. Now the only lobsters which | had been seen by the one who made the pictures of the lobsters were lob- | sters. all ready bolled and ready to | eat, “'Of course, such lobsters are red. “'But the one making the pictures never thought that lobsters were any other color at all at any time, “*‘And so the lobsters In the pie- tures were painted red and they were supposed to be In the sea and were supposed to be adventuring lobsters, and not ones ready to eat. “ "Wasn't that absurd? But at the same time, it was a little sad.’ “It was perfectly absurd Leon, ‘but why sad? | “'Bad,’ sald Louis, ‘to think how | little some people know of lobsters, “Now, here was some one with a great talent for painting and yet some one who knew pothing about lobsters! “It was so dreadfully ignorant. Al- most as though one knew how to skip a rope but didn't know who discov- ered America! “Almost as Ignorant as that. “Almost, sald Leon, ‘but not quite, Still it Is strange to think how igno- rant people can be of sych Important gald i two lobsters went on | talking In the aquarium while the other fishes there looked their best | for the visitors, i “And after a bit the fishes all sang | the great aquarium song which goes | like this: Bplash, splash, splash We certainly cut a dash, “80 these We look indeed a gay fish sight We're of all sizes and all kinds Bome of us are really finds Splash, eplash, splash We certainly cut a dash. “And then the two lobsters sang this duet: We're the lobsters and you must know That when we're alive and on the go, | We're not red as some of you think, | But we are green, just like green Ink!’ We're only red when we're. bolled to | eat, When alive we wear green costumes | 83 neat, And please remember how we look When we haven't met the lobster cook! “And then once again all the fishes in the aquarium sang the great fish chorus which poes like this: Hooray. hooray, We're splashing fishes gay! hooray, WHEN I WAS TWENTY-ONE a a ET EY At Twenty.one: Worked Store. “w T TWENTY-ONE 1 was work. Ing as a clerk In a general | store owned by my uncle in the copper | district of Michigan, I worked there! until I was twenty-five, then I went to | Denver te look for other work. “It was six months before I found | employment to suit me—and I wasn't | hard to suit, either. Then I got a job | selling lubricating ofl on the road. 1} traveled all over the Rocky mountain section, from Montana to Mexico, Of course it wasn't exactiy ‘a primrose | path or rose-bed life, but I was not | married then and It was easier for me | than it would have been for most fel. | lows, because my father was well. known among the mining people and. | as miners move a good deal, 1 met | friends of his all over and this helped me In my business. —John D. Ryan” TODAY-Mr. Ryan i8 one of the most famous mining men in the coun. try, as well as a notable financial figure. He was one of those instru mental In the development of the great Anaconda copper mine, (& by MeClurs Newspaper Syndicate) John D. Ryan] in a Small.Town General! A What Does Your Child Want to Know 9 Answered by BARBARA BOURJAILY P i DO FISH DRINK WATER? The flesh of fish when an.a.lyzed * Shows water present in it, And so we think, they often drink, Perhaps once| every minute. Evelyn Brent ARAN ALA ARRAN ERR RRR REE. { Charming Evelyn Brent, motion.pic. ture actress, called the “Gunwoman” of her screen career, oll Jos For Meditation | | i By LEONARD A. | A. BARRETT | J BHOO0000O0G00LINOB000000D THE MISSION OF SORROW T IS from some vineyard of sorrow ing experience that the best fruit of life is pressed. Had It not been for the death of Arthur Hallam and the broken heart of Tennyson, would have had no “In Memoriam.’ At times the poet Robert wrote with so that he for the thick we frowning great a8 sorrow in his could not see his pen darkness. In his dun “Pilgrim's Progress.” Dante in the loneliness of his exile journeys in a resi experience from hell to heaven. For four long years the heart of Angelo suffers. dur ing which time his crushed spirit is transformed into beautiful angels painted upon chapel walls. As the product of Luther's experience Ger Mozart wrote his eating away his life. The the product of the broken Schubert. The exquisite “0 Love That Will Not Let Me was written by George Matheson as he was heart of poem, Go.” Many attempts have been made to “Drown your sorrow bowl" are the last festival song. It is the way of the fool. Sorrow Is not by such a process: it only leads to despair st the last Andthet row is to become the flowing to it, shail not be could remove tions one could rin Humat an attitude of Desire nothing aiid fron 1 life passive s+ hi s ais such impossible Another way of es aping This the imag impracticable, gorrow is a draft to render it stern realities of not stand for It. re is no escape from sorrow. The of escape but of Sorrow is an angel of mercy sent to reveal the deep secrets of life, He who suffers becomes strong. Sorrow Is a voice speaking messages of courage, hope and love, like the cry, “All's well”—in mnkes such ation as The our modern life will The All Is well the faith and form Be stunder'd In the night of fear: Well roars the stom to those that hear A deeper voloce across the storm. (6 1927, Western Newspaper Union ) { Porm SAWS By Viola Brothers Shore FOR THE GOOSE- A LOTTA women If they ain't pot some'm to be unhappy over, pot nothin’ to be happy about A woman's age ain't to be jndged by her years, but by her conquests The more conquests she's got younger she stays. Bein’ in love Is bein' so blinded by the searchlights from another ear that you can’t see nothin’ else, A woman ean never forgive you for havin’ once been admired by her hus. band, FOR THE GANDER. People that want you to work for nothin’ must think you're worth It. Lawyers, doctors and Providence has a hard time collectin’ what's been promised to them ence the danger is over. One girl ean handle four men bet. ter than one man can handle two en han gut 6 lotta iteng fa the | “Beware, my son, beware!” "Stay away from Peterman’s! It has killed your whole family!” ON'T walk through it. Don't smell it. Don’t touch it. Go hungry for days first.” She's right. Peterman’s Roach Food exterminates every roach in your house. Nothing is left but a little dry dost. Some housewives make the mistake of fighting cockroaches withaspray. Those are the houses roaches stay in. They live down behind baseboards, under the floors. No spray can possibly reach them, or their young, or their eggs. Only a powder can extermi- nate them. Peterman’s Koach Food is the right powder. Just Potermon’s has the right fnsecticide for each in sect. Own sole wherever drugs are sold. Work and Bolshevism Not Closely United Secretary Frank Morrison of the American Federation of Labor, praising labor's repudiation of Bol shevism and Communism. “Look k Bolshevism and sald, “are dolug in Burope. what they're doing In Ching a story from China the other day. “A conservative mandarin rose to address a Bolshevized Shanghal. His address ended like this: “My brothers, men I’ “Hurrah! “‘And being working men—' “Hurrah! Glory! “You must work “* Throw him out! Tear out his false, Detroit Free Press, Communism.” he ‘Look at oid began are you Glory iving tongue! "- Thousands of Testimonials From Doec- tors, Nurses and Dentists Say So. For correcting overacidity quickly relieving belching, gus, headache, heartburn, nausea, bilious and other digestive rs, BELL-ANE has been proved of great value for the past thirty years. Not a laxatiy Relief for Indigestion Perfectly harmless pasant to take. Send : Bell & Co, — Adv, glek ness ¢ but a tested Sure for free samples Inc, Orangeburg, N. —————————— F. vol Dress Censor Ricevelons dresses are in hot weather, according cent order issued by an large ance company in Melbourne, Aus tralia. To ignore it means dismissal, tC A re ing Las no liberty desire to interfere with of the girlie in their but decorum some restriction shall be placed the more daring modern girl revels in the comforts of the low-cut sleeveless dress” At work the girls long, but nothing sleeve some being only one inch one fair clerk sald: "It Some of the girls wip less dresses bring in to work, They stick take them off later” is have alee them on and Cleansing Mercury The bureau of standards says that to remove dirt from mercury ie to rhake the mercury vig. orously with some cane sugar, after which the metal is filtered off through a pinhole In the bottom of a paper The whole operition may be repeated If necessary. Instead of fil tering through a pinhole, the mercury may be squeezed through several Possible Souvenir wy to pleces” “Well, did you get hic ear? Bos German police are using a specially needed for investigation and first ald to the scene of a crime. ome ronch gets a little powder on bis legs. Back to his nest he goes. He crawls over the others and eggs. Every roach he touches dies and disintegrates. Here is the right insecticide for each insect: PETERMAN'S ROACH POOD extern. nates cockroaches, PETERMAN'S ANT FOOD exterminstos FLYOS AN kills Sirs and mosquitoes, PETERMAN'S DISCOVERY extermb nates bedbugs. PETERMAN'S MOTH FOOD protects against moths. You must have a specific in- secticide for each insect, No single insecticide will extermi- nate them all. We know that is true. We have had nearly 50 years’ experience, 5 200 Fifth Ave, N.Y. City The Health Fund just been talk- the health one nev. fife A health expert has ing about “overdrafts fund” itabis on incingly that examines habits of the standpoint. Late overeating, lack of I why, bills ought mostly to be tered in the family account as “ree. reation.” “food” and “travel (either street car or auto). jut there's one thought for the man who never plays, The a breakdown is really a 80 Cony one's doctor's execs doctors’ cost of on the (ncome-tax return. Baltimore Sun. BOILS There's quick, positive, ef In _ CARBOIL All Drugiats — vo Vioney bach Guagantes Our name has been amocisted for 2 a generation with highest ey Wedd ag lovitations and sents Bt reasonsbie Jel ered anywher epre = pon request. Our / ME odding Etiq nett ciree. veer v “WADDEY 0. HOS E Mein S¥ Richmond, Vo, A single dose of Dr. Peery's "Dead Shot™ expels worms. Tones up the stomach and bowels. 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Personal Contact 4820 Delmar Bivd., Bi Louis, Me, CONTACT ike ads este direct will also only to Princess Now Surgeon Princess Mary, only daughter of King George and wife of Viscount now a “surgeon.” She admitted recently to the Royal College of Surgeons as an honorary fellow, She was the first woman ever to receive an honorary diploma. The princess, after the ceremony, donned a cap and gown and took a seat among the other fellows, Dr. Peery's "Dead Shot” is a jozenge or syrup. but & real, a aanionad medicine which cleans out Worms or RE ren with a single dose. 372 Pearl Bt, N. ¥. Adv. A new motion pleture camera, take ing 2.600 pictures a second--about 150 times as fast as the ordinary movie cameras—indicates that lightning moves in spirals and not in zigeags, Whether the Alsatian police dog is descended from a wolf crossed with a domestic dog or not is being warmly what
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