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A NOISY CROWD
when
Benjamin Bat, and
a great
other sports finally came,
Frog,
place soon after dark,
Al
tit almost morning,
excited that they
the night to pass.
They lingered around the dooryard
and talked so loudly that they actual.
ly disturbed the household
they
couldn't
were all
walt
80
for
Farmer
Benjamin Was Very Short. Tempered.
“What's the Matter,” He Sneered.
Green
and
hard
The noisliest
Mr
by
was even tempted to get up
shut bis window, he
to go to sleep
of
Frog. the
over creek.
He had a great
everything : and It soon
that he was
manage the whole affair
Mr Frog objected
rangement that
made. When
expected to
with Kiddie
that he and
aif the gathering
was tallor, who
the
to
became
deal say about
plain
to to
eyeryone trying
fo every ar
tat had
he
contest
Benjamin
he learned that
enter a Jumping
Katydid he expls
were such ge
ined
Kiddie
p friends that he hated the thought
of trying to beat Kiddie at jumping,
“Kiddig might feel bad,” sald Mr.
Frog. “People might laugh at him be-
cause I won"
“Don’t you worry about
die Katydid called out,
“Where are you? asked Mr,
looking all around. “I
but I can't see you"
But Kiddie Katydid refused to show
himself.
He preferred, for the
to remain safely hidden
leaves, where he could
people sald-—und talk
he wanted to.
“Wouldn't
sort
1
me!” Kid-
Frog,
can hear you,
time being,
uinong the
to them
you other
prefer
Ar.
some
of contest?"
him. “Now, there's
| could swim In
| or the duck pond. And if 1 beat you,
| you could stick your head under
| water, you wouldn't hear whut peo-
| ple said. Don't you think that's a
| good Idea?”
swimming! We
the watering trough,
SO
no!" cried Kiddie, “I'd
myself in no time.”
sald Mr, Frog
of that"
everybody
that he hurried
wailering trough to dive
stay there until
that his remarks
gotten
Meanwhile Benjum
He couldn't
willing to try
hend
asked
“Goodness
{| drown
“Deur me!"
thou
And
| loudly
the
| water, and
‘I never
gh it
shed
ofl
then laug
at
“0
him
he
Deen
Wis
sure for
rying
was
downward
Katy
ing
Kiddie )
clined flatly to do a
Now, since Benjamin
Was ver)
dined, he
| And he grew angry
! “What's the matter?
“Don’t know how
trick that? If |
he deciared, peering among the
If 1
you how it
limb.”
Kiddie Katydld said n
He kpew well en
Bat meant. Benjamin
him' And he wished that
{ Jamin would go away and get
| meal
jeered
you
like
maple
leaves could show
ser you I'd
feels to hang beneath
'
in re
Hen
wanted
Hen
word
wgo what
O
ply
Jamin
| to eat
8 good
somewhere before be came hack
{| again
By Grosses! &
& Dunlap)
N
BBREVIATED
STORY
CTHE WHY of
SUPERSTITIONS
By H. IRV
KING
TORPEDO GINDLE
THE of the
Foor.
office of the Gindle whistle
ence to the representatives of hb
udi
% fm
Forpedo Gindle gave a
ployees,
“You ask for a 22-hour and a
00 per increase of wages, with
time and a half for work on Sundays,
holidays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fri-
in the past three months |
have raised the men's wages 433 per
cent, thereby reducing my own profits
from 900 per cent to a miserable 600
per cent, barely sufficient to feed my
eight motor ears. Therefore | have a
proposal to make: Rather than go on
living from hand to mouth, |
make a gift of the factory to my em:
wes
cent
days,
the rank of owners and managers,
while I. my brother Submarine Gio.
die, and my uncle, Periscope Gindle,
“Mr. Gindle, you are a Just man”
said the spokesman for the smployees
“Very well, the new order of things
into effect tomgrrow morn.
ing.” sald Gindle erisply.
At noon the next day the three Gin-
the only workmen, went on
vacation,
The former employees, being now all
naturally re.
fused to lower their diganity by ac
tually working and the factory went
to the dogs and at the present writ.
ing the whole lot,
Gindlex, are In the poorhouse,
(B® by George Matthew Adams)
-
|
te by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
CRUSSING THE LINE
VERYBODY has
have the
! which mark
{| the equator-—the
the ship and the ensu
which the
| sails first t
“line.” Formerly
were seldom omitted
pear to be falling [nto
| Still, If we could be given the power
of sweeping the seas 2 glance
on this very day we should see wany
& ship slipping inte the southern
hemisphere on whose docks Neptune
is holding his court and sentencing
those whe have never crossed the
line before to the pains and penalties
of duckings. rude shaving, etc, es
caped only by the payment of a fine
to be expended for the Jollification of
the crew,
The ceremony is a sallors’ frolic
now, Neptune the boatswein wearing
whiskers of oakum, but {ti has come
to its present stale fromm = great an
tiquity snd real sailors of the old
school still feel that it is not
card of-—many
seen ceremonies
snllors the crossing of
of
ing “highlinks
neophyte
me bel
these
visit
initiates
for the ww the
Ceremonies
they ap
desuetude
DOW
with
being taken of the event.
The modern ceremonies are a sur-
vival of the ancient custom of early
seafaring folk to sacrifice to thelr
gods when entering unknown waters
pupecially to the sea-god, Posiedon
{ as the Greeks knew him, Neptune as
he was called by the Latins,
In ancient times ships did not sail
below the equator and hy the time
they began to do so Christianity had
replaced heathenism ut the oid
idea had lingered among seafaring
folk, exhibiting itself in various forms,
and when, toward the close of the
Middle Ages, ships began to sail into
the strange waters south of the
equator the sacrifice to Neptune was
revived,—or sprang up as a custom
w~practically in the form it Is in to
day. All idea of reviving a heathen
custom was denied but it was a clear
case of atavism and underneath the
ceremony of crossing the line still
lurks the ancient superstition,
(® by McClure Keuspaper Syndleate.)
Great Financial Center
Lombard street Is a street in Lon.
don, famous for many centuries as the
financial center of Great Britain. It
derives Its name from the Lombard
money lenders of Genoa and Florence,
who, In the Fourteenth snd Fifteenth
centuries, took the place of the perse-
cuted Jews of "Old Jewry” One au
thority says the money lenders “were
Lsent by Pope Gregory 1X for the
purpose of advancing money to those
vho were unable to pay the taxes so
| vigorously demanded throughout the
country In 1220"-<Kansas City Star.
Pir
Jacqueline Logan
AXZ
Pretty Jacqueline Logan, the
pos star, was born in Corsicana,
{ Texas. She first tried newspaper
| work, but later went on the stage. She
| was induced to go into motion pic.
tures and her beauty and intelligence
won her success. She has been called
| the “typical American girl.” Miss Lo-
| gan has auburn hair and deep blue
| eyes.
| amin Jotun
WHO SAID |
“Nothing has such power to broad.
| gate systematically and truly all that
best and noblest eng
ieut Home
of
and at the same
and h
hristinns
the insistent
the (°
arsh
His
persecution Is all the under.
harder to
We sider that
left »
which
this man,
of
sfriking
religion of Jesus
Aurelius ellection
meditations are In
with the
Christ
Marcus
son and son
the Roman
ascended
the
Aurelius was the adopted
and successor to
Anton ius
thre
inlaw
emperor,
ta the ine
181, and u
: y
jointly
year the year
pred
Year
lus
reigned wit} i ado
other Lucius Verus
latter died and Mar
am
Few
the
e the sole
wore Bet tos
Marcus Aur
ex and t
men
had
northern tribes wil
should 1
turn the ot
if the
The
the Roman
defile
cause of the
seen pve been sum
tion
iperor from b
Chris
wt
if Perse
fians
wy runs that on = erinin
was caught in a
he
day army
unable to advance
enemy, and unable to re
There we be had
and the soldiers were faint ng of ex
haustion At band of
Christians who belonged to the legion
came forward and
Not only dig
in torrents, terrific balistorm
set In which thoroughly demoralized
the enemy and brought victory fo the
Romans. There is no record, however,
Was no iter to
this moment =a
prayed for rala,
the water pour down
but =a
tions,
Marcus Aurelius died
now the city of Vienna,
the year 180, while on =»
Wayne 1. MeMurray
(® by George Matthew Adams)
sll Prous
in what
Austria, In
campalgn,
i 3}
WHEN I WAS
TWENTY ONE
BY JOSEPH KAYE
A ———.
At 21: Supreme Court Justice Van
Devanter Was a Librarian,
age
“ T THRE
A position in
of twenty-one my
student in law and,
that of a
wide effort,
life was
as 0
in the law library As to my am-
bition at that time it was to secure a
good foundation for becoming a use
ful lawyer. — Willis Van Devanter.”
TODAY :~~Mr. Van Devanter is as.
sociate justice of the United States
Supreme court, the inner
the law, entrance to which is the
highest award the country can bestow
in recognition of supreme talent in
Jurisprudence,
The justice is sixty-seven years old,
At the age of twenty-two he bad al
ready received his degree of LL. RB
aud began to practic law In Marlon,
Ind. When only twenty-seven hie was
appointed a commissioner to revise
the Statutes of Wyoming and at thirty
he became chief justice of the So
preme court of that state. To be a
chief justice at this comparatively
youthful age is a record achieved by
very few jurists In the world,
Justice Van Devanter's progress
continued in the order in which it
had started; he became in turn as
sistant United States attorney,
United States circuit judge and then
associate Justice of the Supreme
court,
(@ by MeClure Newspaper Syndicate)
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POPPER POS OOOO CEOP IPT PIIOPPY
%
{ NELLIE |
‘REVELL Says: i
POPPI LOOP OIPI POO PPIOSIOOPOP OOOO
ID you
garage
“Yer
to
luke your car
have a slight
10 a
repair
it that
heig to
whut
chassis
to my
towed
matter with
it ever
is exactly
we. When my
by the mishap
and 1 had to be
things the
how
Well, that
happened to
disabled
to
that It would
was ugain stepping
on the accelerator, Nor did 1 suspect
the medico-mechanies could pos
sibly find so many things wrong with
differential, Ignition and lubrica
Hud | known, | presume [| would
have been sufficiently skilled as a
chauffeur applied the emer
my
ut as a matter
realize that my cylin
until the motor
iuen put on
pairs, I had no Idea
#0 long before |
bree
to have
magneto overhauled
of fact 1 didn't
ders were misfiring
balked and the repair
muffler
Thank
continued
absorbers
otherwise |
have happened during
of my tonneau
There have Leen times when
negr short-circuited, but 1
passed all the dangerous curs
road
getting ©
the
Heaven
tao function
my spark
and
plug has
my shock
were in sudition
do not
good ©“
know what would
the remodeling
I enme
being have
es in the
and my is
K
i* normal
transmission rapidly
As SOON us my
the bat
again
und storage
rr
is fully charged
the non-skics
Ke od
quently
service
gave him
(ne day afte
taken Lis pest =n
ched him
had
ppprog and
menu
Wi
southerner
T'm
fe
eres my wgller? asked
vou-all's weglier,”™ answered (he
little How
No, you's
waiters
Well
» WHTrt
rition t
neck dresses
the henches
Hkely
fYen
plexioned girizx are
thems or
followed hy
to develop an acute ery
an eczematous dermatitis
desquaination”™ the spokesman
medicos declsred “Cold
preparations will do mn
the results of the exw
milk-white skin of youth
for the
and
ch, of course
creain
to remedy mure,
never returns’
>
Salome wae am acrobatic tumbler
and pot x dancer, George C. Druce, of
and, told the Royal! Arch-
ute. That makes Mary
for membership in the National Vaude.
ville Artista’ sssociation. But If they
ter | know of in Texas, | hope they
their act,
Pn
walked into the Actors
association Lkesdquarters the other
day, wrote on a membership applica
wasn't recognized until
to the document,
his name re
minds
the elusive item for the Denver Post,
Warfield was known wherever news
as “The Auctioneer.” On arriving
a dramatic eritic,
they try out the theory that a “name”
was more valuable
“The play's the thing"
est vaudeville house, where
as six a day.
man introduced Warfleld to the
well known
ponent of bizarre publicity ideas.
“This fellow.” sald the critic,
He would like to
few stories and give a few impersona-
“All right.” replied the owner,
do It,
Warfield went on Immediately and
Impersonations. After the
“What chance do you think he's got
“Not much,” was the reply. “But
nt $15 a week. But he'll have to drop |
his imitation of David Warfield. It |
was awful
a: y
o, a or { =f
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