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They lingered around the dooryard and talked so loudly that they actual. ly disturbed the household they couldn't were all walt 80 for Farmer Benjamin Was Very Short. Tempered. “What's the Matter,” He Sneered. Green and hard The noisliest Mr by was even tempted to get up shut bis window, he to go to sleep of Frog. the over creek. He had a great everything : and It soon that he was manage the whole affair Mr Frog objected rangement that made. When expected to with Kiddie that he and aif the gathering was tallor, who the to became deal say about plain to to eyeryone trying fo every ar tat had he contest Benjamin he learned that enter a Jumping Katydid he expls were such ge ined Kiddie p friends that he hated the thought of trying to beat Kiddie at jumping, “Kiddig might feel bad,” sald Mr. Frog. “People might laugh at him be- cause I won" “Don’t you worry about die Katydid called out, “Where are you? asked Mr, looking all around. “I but I can't see you" But Kiddie Katydid refused to show himself. He preferred, for the to remain safely hidden leaves, where he could people sald-—und talk he wanted to. “Wouldn't sort 1 me!” Kid- Frog, can hear you, time being, uinong the to them you other prefer Ar. some of contest?" him. “Now, there's | could swim In | or the duck pond. And if 1 beat you, | you could stick your head under | water, you wouldn't hear whut peo- | ple said. Don't you think that's a | good Idea?” swimming! We the watering trough, SO no!" cried Kiddie, “I'd myself in no time.” sald Mr, Frog of that" everybody that he hurried wailering trough to dive stay there until that his remarks gotten Meanwhile Benjum He couldn't willing to try hend asked “Goodness {| drown “Deur me!" thou And | loudly the | water, and ‘I never gh it shed ofl then laug at “0 him he Deen Wis sure for rying was downward Katy ing Kiddie ) clined flatly to do a Now, since Benjamin Was ver) dined, he | And he grew angry ! “What's the matter? “Don’t know how trick that? If | he deciared, peering among the If 1 you how it limb.” Kiddie Katydld said n He kpew well en Bat meant. Benjamin him' And he wished that { Jamin would go away and get | meal jeered you like maple leaves could show ser you I'd feels to hang beneath ' in re Hen wanted Hen word wgo what O ply Jamin | to eat 8 good somewhere before be came hack {| again By Grosses! & & Dunlap) N BBREVIATED STORY CTHE WHY of SUPERSTITIONS By H. IRV KING TORPEDO GINDLE THE of the Foor. office of the Gindle whistle ence to the representatives of hb udi % fm Forpedo Gindle gave a ployees, “You ask for a 22-hour and a 00 per increase of wages, with time and a half for work on Sundays, holidays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fri- in the past three months | have raised the men's wages 433 per cent, thereby reducing my own profits from 900 per cent to a miserable 600 per cent, barely sufficient to feed my eight motor ears. Therefore | have a proposal to make: Rather than go on living from hand to mouth, | make a gift of the factory to my em: wes cent days, the rank of owners and managers, while I. my brother Submarine Gio. die, and my uncle, Periscope Gindle, “Mr. Gindle, you are a Just man” said the spokesman for the smployees “Very well, the new order of things into effect tomgrrow morn. ing.” sald Gindle erisply. At noon the next day the three Gin- the only workmen, went on vacation, The former employees, being now all naturally re. fused to lower their diganity by ac tually working and the factory went to the dogs and at the present writ. ing the whole lot, Gindlex, are In the poorhouse, (B® by George Matthew Adams) - | te by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) CRUSSING THE LINE VERYBODY has have the ! which mark {| the equator-—the the ship and the ensu which the | sails first t “line.” Formerly were seldom omitted pear to be falling [nto | Still, If we could be given the power of sweeping the seas 2 glance on this very day we should see wany & ship slipping inte the southern hemisphere on whose docks Neptune is holding his court and sentencing those whe have never crossed the line before to the pains and penalties of duckings. rude shaving, etc, es caped only by the payment of a fine to be expended for the Jollification of the crew, The ceremony is a sallors’ frolic now, Neptune the boatswein wearing whiskers of oakum, but {ti has come to its present stale fromm = great an tiquity snd real sailors of the old school still feel that it is not card of-—many seen ceremonies snllors the crossing of of ing “highlinks neophyte me bel these visit initiates for the ww the Ceremonies they ap desuetude DOW with being taken of the event. The modern ceremonies are a sur- vival of the ancient custom of early seafaring folk to sacrifice to thelr gods when entering unknown waters pupecially to the sea-god, Posiedon { as the Greeks knew him, Neptune as he was called by the Latins, In ancient times ships did not sail below the equator and hy the time they began to do so Christianity had replaced heathenism ut the oid idea had lingered among seafaring folk, exhibiting itself in various forms, and when, toward the close of the Middle Ages, ships began to sail into the strange waters south of the equator the sacrifice to Neptune was revived,—or sprang up as a custom w~practically in the form it Is in to day. All idea of reviving a heathen custom was denied but it was a clear case of atavism and underneath the ceremony of crossing the line still lurks the ancient superstition, (® by McClure Keuspaper Syndleate.) Great Financial Center Lombard street Is a street in Lon. don, famous for many centuries as the financial center of Great Britain. It derives Its name from the Lombard money lenders of Genoa and Florence, who, In the Fourteenth snd Fifteenth centuries, took the place of the perse- cuted Jews of "Old Jewry” One au thority says the money lenders “were Lsent by Pope Gregory 1X for the purpose of advancing money to those vho were unable to pay the taxes so | vigorously demanded throughout the country In 1220"- Salome wae am acrobatic tumbler and pot x dancer, George C. Druce, of and, told the Royal! Arch- ute. That makes Mary for membership in the National Vaude. ville Artista’ sssociation. But If they ter | know of in Texas, | hope they their act, Pn walked into the Actors association Lkesdquarters the other day, wrote on a membership applica wasn't recognized until to the document, his name re minds the elusive item for the Denver Post, Warfield was known wherever news as “The Auctioneer.” On arriving a dramatic eritic, they try out the theory that a “name” was more valuable “The play's the thing" est vaudeville house, where as six a day. man introduced Warfleld to the well known ponent of bizarre publicity ideas. “This fellow.” sald the critic, He would like to few stories and give a few impersona- “All right.” replied the owner, do It, Warfield went on Immediately and Impersonations. After the “What chance do you think he's got “Not much,” was the reply. “But nt $15 a week. But he'll have to drop | his imitation of David Warfield. It | was awful a: y o, a or { =f rp It's easy to get perfect walls with Alabastine. Alabastine is a dry powder in white and tints. 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