St.Joseph’s LIVER REGULATOR ENTER A SULIT I) Her Favorite Tactiess Lady Friend (to hostess)— By the way, what birthday is this we are celebrating? ; Hostess—My thifty-fifth. Lady Friend—But have we not cele Pwrated that before? Hostess—Oh, yes; It is one of my favorite birthdays.—Stray Stories. “DANDELION BUTTER COLOR” A harmless vegetable butter color msed by millions for 50 years, Drug stores and general stores sell bottles of “Dandelion” for 35 cents.—Adv. An Old One *We have the same model in orange, lemon, plum and strawberry,” sald the seleswoman, *1 know how it's going te finish. “But, yes, we have ne bananas!’” re plied the jovial little man. Always Keep Allcock’s Plasters fia your home. Invaluable for all local aches and pains. Inexpensive, abso Sutely pure, safe and effective. —Adv, Differential Caller (to footman)-—Are graces at homed New Footman-—His is—hers !sn't.— Punch. Sure Relief FOR INDIGESTION their Allirys irritation, soothes and heals throat and lung mflammation. 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They had been nicknamed | the Knocking club In college, among their special circle the name had stuck. ! “Her husband talks too much,” be | gan Mrs. van Vechten Brown, whose impediment in | his speech, “No,” sald May Hendricks: that | depart- | “1 shouldn't care how she drenged | murder the King's | At this point Constance looked at | She had an appointment, as it happened, with John that aftérnoon, | and here with the Knocking club just | getting under way she found herself | making her excuses and leaving, | As she and John drove along the | avenue she repeated the conversation | at luncheon. To her chagrin John | made no comment, Dolly Brown sisted. “I think those three women are like three old alley cats hugging the dark | corners and squalling at everyone who | goes along!" i Constance gasped. “John, dear, you couldn't call Agatha Pim an alley cat” “No,” sald John; “I'd call Ber al is amusing?’ she in| A ! SCHOO L DAUS O Tima in ve flight a take me wate ow > yan jut fn ® meld! wards Row but ward) O.0-0O ha », 1 — tis d 8 oF wd of towns! Lal without - without with~ recompense Cass ofl in Win a sgn! « chu Back O-0O ty chid and Circle A L 5 i. & AY AN WN \ \ \ \ \ Wh WN WN \ Ma NN Na colors, Ask dealer or decorator to show Process — the newest and paints carry #t in stock. in the Alsbastive. explain th : Russian Chemist Makes Strong Wire From Salt A wonderful by a been who discovery has Russian scientist, Ing wire stronger than steel out of common rock salt. His discovery Is the result of a series of extraordinary experiments In the mutability of The scientist found that by submit- ting the rock salt to high heat pres the structural arrangement increased the durability and He is contin ing his experiments with other metal If this discovery can be applied to It will mean, amongst other things, an hour and turbine steamers that Not Quite I had the wife with me i—~Hu- Friday after sora; pampered Persian pussy spitting upon every passerby!” “What do you mean? asked Con- stance, “Take Mrs. van Vechten Brown,” “Why does she cry down a man that can talk easily? It dignifies her own husband's not being able to get through a whole sentehce. When May Hendricks talks about ‘bad form' in others she gives you the im- pression that she knows what ‘bad form’ Is, and you accept her nicotined fiugers and her tobacco breath. And 80 on and so on-—what has Agatha Christianity wants nothing so much as sunny people, and the old are hun- grier for love than for bread. The oll of joy is very cheap, and If you ean help the poor with a garment of praise, It will be better for them than blankets-~Henry Drummond. FOOD FOR THE FAMILY SLICE of ham placed over a dish of scalloped potatoes just before putting In the oven makes a tasty and nourishing luncheon dish. Parsnip Chowder, Fry two tablespoonfuls of diced salt pork until brown, add two tablespoon fuls of minced onion, cook until the onfon Js slightly yellow, then add a pint of bolling water, two cupfuls’ of diced parsnip and one cupful of diced potato, Cook until soft, then add a quart of milk, seasoning to taste, and a few milk crackers, soaked In bolling water before adding to the chowder, Sunshine Bananas. Cut six bananas into halves and again Into halves crosswise. Add three tablespoonfuls of butter and three little salt, Place In a baking dish in the oven and baste often while baking. When they are soft but still retain their shape, serve at once with cream. Green ‘Cheese. Take two ounces of parsley, one ounce of watercress and one ounce of celery. Wash and dry the parsley and dry it In the oven. Chop the cress and celery, add the crumbled parsley and mix with four ounces of cream cheese. Season with one-fourth of a teaspoonful of cayenne and salt, mix well, put through a colander and form into small cakes to pass with the salad, Rh Rhubarb Sherbet, Take two pounds of rhubarb cut fine, two cupfuls of water, two tablespoon- fuls of ginger root chopped, two and one-half eupfuls of sugar. Cook until soft. Add cne teaspoonful of gelatin, stir until well digsolved. Strain and cool, add two tablespdonfuls of lemon juice and freeze. This makes two quarts, e Map wet (®, 1924, Western Newspaper Union) but ‘King's Englieh,” and | what has Dolly Brown got but ber | name!” He must have stopped from sheer lack of breath, | “Then,” sald Constance, “the habit | of throwing stones at other people is really Just pretending that you don't live in a glass house yourself.” “The Knocking club had lost a member, HAVE YOU THIS HABIT? (® by Metropolitan Newspaper Service) ssn] Jonson Pim got e Young Lady Across the Way The young lady across the way says a person should always be just her natural self If she has to lle awake all night thinking what to say and how to act. @ Wy MoClure Newspaper Syndicate.) m—— “4 Metal Star Marks Spot Where Abe Lincoln Stood In front of Independence hall io Philadelphia, stands a statue of George Washington. It replaces the marble statue of the great American which was placed there by the contributions of the school children of Pennsylvania. The weather was causing the marble to disintegrate and for that reasoa it had been removed to a corridor on the second floor of the city hall. On the sidewalk, near the new statue, in front of the cradle of liberty, is a metal star which marks the spot where Abratiam Lincoln stood to raise a new American flag during the Civil war. The body of Lincoln reposed in state in Inde- pendence hall during the period when it was being conveyed to its place of burial in Springfield. The bodies of Henry Clay, John Quincy Adams and others were accorded similar honor. Detroit News, Speed * Wise Guy—What's your idea of a Mess Cook—1 don’t know. You tell me, “It's a guy that can turn the light out and jump into bed before the room gets dark."—Delaware Blue Hen, An ola bacnelor says that most fash ionable young ladies are engaging TR I'm here!” sleepless night. i a a, 77 |]
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