| lia + Jor Eeonomice! Transportation of fully equipped modern cars. remarkable development. Farmers want automobil es not only of low first maintenance. up under hard conditions. They find that Chevrolet, fully equipped as sold, is Prices F. O. B. Chevrolet Mo Flint, Michigan $510 52% 680 . 850 « + B60 » « 510 tor Company Usually. | Angela—A clock is different from a | man. | Andrew—What do you me: cr? Angela—Well, when it strikes keeps on working. it Owlisn, “And he left legacies,” droned lawyer, "to wit—" Here he “To who?" intoned thc judge. the | paused, | Qualified to Enter. “When are you going to let me kiss you? “Come around on Friday. That's smateur night.” Life is short. and waste it in longing. yet some people Courtship Is a sort of coo-partner- | Useful in Some Households. The established a pistol range for girls, caused considerable comment among which the following eusily take first rank: | i a pistol?” Bob asked, Murjorie replied, “Get any credit for it?" of not. “Sure!” “No, course Girls do not “Of course, I know that, but they "” ”" ‘For instance? A Sentimental Show. “This Is billed a= a love story and comes up to is billing." “Also its cooing.” Wr — at R— —— 30 Spinning see how hard jt 1 30 equally e, you owe it to yoursel farm opportunities in Canada. Lower giving you the return they should i road to Success—if you low-priced lands that are Virgin prairie land at $15 to $30 off, En her f o er arm low-priced land. Those opportunity, lands are still low-priced. The unity that fits your particular Sa ed amily needs awaits os inCan- ada, and the Canadian Government Agent will help you find it. Land of great and con. tinuous fertility, (Western Canada’s wheat crop in 1922 was the biggest in history), land suitable for stock-raising, dairying, mixed farming, fodder crops, market ga ing, to Bind he wih for Hack In em pear ® jew hundrer's of Canadian ’ Crops in one year worth more produced price of thaland, Rent If You Prefer— others Get the Facts— Costs if you want them, close to rail vast virgin United Sgates were built on your reach-—but Canada’s 't miss the last. are alieady Metising aod will rent Su casy erms, in some Cases ng an option of pur. chase. If you have a farm outfit, the Means of buying Xt even nif your other . al is small, your chance to try out t country for yourself. Seeing is See for yourself. A year ortwoon a rent farm my be the to success, If you have present holdings which you cannot sell to advantage, hold them another year or So. conditions y start in e. Lands are being taken voy nothing is gained by delay. Western Canada’s tax farm production and the operty. Taxes on an im fa than on an uni Poat Offies. Bate . GILT-EDGED MODESTY The hard-boiled captain of industry *9 whom a friend was Introducing a young mun just out of college and seeking a Job: “He is a fine, modest sald the friend. “Modest ?' snorted the big man “What in thunder has he ever done to become modest about? '—Norfolk Virginian-Pilot, young man,” Deep-Seated Grudge. “You refer to the prosperous look. Ing person us a ‘coal baron.” “Quite ' replied the disgruntled proprietor of a litle fuel business “Lut he's not a real nobleman?” “Certainly not. And been dealing with him I've found om thut he's not even one of nuture's no blemen." * sO, since [I've Insult to Injury. Fair One—Oflicer, arrest He has heen trying to flirt Mere Man—What! Her! I wouldn't flirt with her for a dollars, Falr One must arrest this man American Legion this man, with me. Why « millon flicer officer, simply He has insulted Weekly Now, voll Crane VE Ta CAUSE FOR SORROW Snake—Why so sad? Zebra—I'm sick of looking like a jail bird, that's why. Be be yO pla ed Can't face may Done. Foswts fortune Ur weaailn Business in Politics. man “A Can't use mones more.” id had J i on intes nt the pri slogans” "I'm glad of It." sa SRenntor ghum fhe they the eon have Ix ith once siarted, Hei *n lining up ‘shap early’ Secret Diplomacy. Her Chum-—However did ike your hushand give you that lovely all you n Mrs. Wyse-Guy—Don't tell and for her a sol. | it and father and mother write sk when two xisters fo come make Behind the Times. What would sou dissed you? Nancy—Haw do | know? very well that I haven't movies lately, Clancy do If 1 You known been to the Overpaid. “Tennyson J. Daft receives na deal more money for his poetry than he deserves,” stated old Festus Pester. “How much does he get?” we asked “I haven't the slightest idea” ———————— gownd SURE THING “Do you consider thirteen at table dnlucky 1” “Yes, with food at present prices.” Of Course Not. I's really not consistent, AR any one can soe. When a feliow's living in “A Flat To snore in loud "High C.” : Nothing Lacking. “So you've started to shave your self, eh? Don’t you miss the barber's chatter?” “2 1 set daring “Not at all phonograph process.” - s—— Another Fine Point Settled. “S|peaking of the sultan,” said Pro. fessor Pate, “I really don't perceive that desertion of a great many wives is any worse than the desertion of one.” “It Gloom. You going my the isn't worse,” replied J. 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Music may be from trunserined 8 New # ing “Typewriter.” transported | also i of | of | eaxily one key to another, and paper by means is in the n The onto that typewriter ature device musical transpos apparatus that consists in su rd, ald a rai nrd ano Key be a noved for ‘niderneat! ] kevs Is a on lever smits the impact of the finger » corresponding piano Kes Th ting Is possible nere superimposed keyboard, It thie key of any desired to clhinnge musical composition in ans In conn device way ction with the an which serves either ag a score make a planos, - Magazine, Iransposing in attachment writer ord Mecha: or to perforated plaver Popular hn sis s—— No Meeting. A young rep. was rte & TEPpuner wel the elty editor of one of the | papers to re Abont two ment turned with a sad « The city editor told report up Immediately, a port a n hot was made the yy eeting Irs after the assign ung reporter re ountfenance, get the Hs near iy time to go to press “There that meeting.” “Why not? “*There was the young reporter big row and the chairman was | chucked under the table.” Rochester Democrat and Chronlele, will not be any report aSnswer, on | was the queried che city editor. no meeting.” replied “It broke up in a Kansan's Destructive Laugh, In the days when horseflesh was In | flower of the hardest things in| fown was to get horses accustomed to | Job Hofer's laugh. Every time he took off the main hateh and helped himself to a real mastodonic gurgle of glee | there were or three runaways | lown Main street. The horses inryely | have passed, but Job's laugh has the | same devastating effect, Today he be- | rame amused at something while in Lem Lumps Ford, and two panes of window glass fell out — Eldorado | Times, one two Has your mealtime That itch and burn, by hot baths of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle anointings of Cuticura Ointment. | Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe- | clally if a little of the fragrant Cuti- cura Talecum Is dusted on at the fin. ish, 2be each.—Advertisement. Longest Line, If all the automoblies in the United States were lined up in a procession | the string would reach four-fifths of | the distance around the world, at the | equator, or seven times the distanee | from New York to San Francisco. | Cuticura Soothes Baby Raswes ] apt to get It the carbuncle, where Uncle Bill got | Sure Relief BELLANS DBE as exercise, Dancing 1s mot exer If you hate walk) why not danced cise, Cop I Unless you physicians over 23 years and “RB vor Jd y Accept only Handy “Bayer boxes of ~ wie ln A Lali - y Boy Could Tell for Himself When Locomotion Was Actually n Progress. $ el tioned he No ind continued to Woman the ing length of the new dresses the father answered Hn On “Are we going dad?” the chiid, after few seconds “Not Bob, I'M tell A few minutes later the train began to his now, persisted fn yet, you wher to move The father turned sON, “We've xt With an firtesl now SONNY. y air of Indifference the child “Ooh we're going” well, can fell by ago Journal Great Invention. Demnnstrator—This machine will do the work of ten men. Lazy Hushand-—-My wife should have married it, If that's the case. electric home than the less mak Smiles cost lights and t! brighter. ey See to it that the best company of | all is your nwn, had its effect upon nerves gestion. the dinner cup of coffee. erage, Postum, to health. or di- proved safe by millions for ds Headache ~ ww he Rheumatism LLumbago Pain, Pain tams proper directions. Atles of 24 and 100—Druggists. acidester of Balieylieactd ¢ Made From Guncotton hag been product known of Imitat Fabri From guncotion there re as for on de a new h Ix made ase novel purposes and Gobe- recently shown and it igs, =k swenters tapestries were the new material LHS rid vith Mn OO be wool It may and HXed cotton, flax Old Paintings Bring High Prices Fifteen paintings carly lind masters vhich twee will in New York a of the foremost comiry for nverag on te by bole fo Solomon sold few am wer? ago to one dealers days art the more t! oliars Me wners of the $70. an © 0st to the ney entire lot abound O00 apiece, of pletures was Was Not That Serious. Elinor oxt got a tricvele 1 new ann go to k Mother had her later ana that ndergarten morning she winced she was on np which when, after an hour Iving bed, Elinor eo served, “1 don’t think I'm sick epongh to hurt that {ricycle any.” CONS, were confirmed or in wey Business Man's Lunch, "Will you lunch with me? “Thank you." “What shall we have today ?— vitamines or calories?” Our idea of n true friend is one who secs us only from our own view- point. forms: Instant Postum pared instantly in the tion of boiling water, (in packages) for those make the drink while the minutes, “There's a Reason”
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