The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, April 06, 1922, Image 7

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FOR INDIGESTION |
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Hot water
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LL-ANS
25¢ and 75¢ Packages, Everywhere
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COUGH!
KEMP'S
BALSAM
Pleasant to take
Children like
ry i LL
These tablets are used universally for in.
digestion, stomach and bowel! troubles.
They stimulate the liver, kidneys, bowels
to healthy action and purify the blood.
NOTHING BETTER FOR CONSTIPATION
Clip this ad and send with 10c to the
MARVEL MEDICINE COMPANY
2130 Forbes St. 2 Pittsburgh, Pa. |
Agents Wanted
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Net Contents 15 Fluid Drashs
A Feeling of Security
You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such a medicine is Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
is maintained in every
It is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
It is not a etimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
It is not recommended for everything.
It is nature's great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad-
der troubles,
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-
Root.
If you need a medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co. Binghamton, N. Y,, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.—Advertisement,
The Wool Combers.
In the Latin quarter of Paris one |
often sees groups of bareheaded wom- i
en, sitting in some quiet corner of the
street, perhaps within a church door,
picking and combing the wool of thelr
No matter how poor a
French peasant may be, he almost al- |
WAYS POsSsesses a comfortable bed with |
mattresses,
a wool mattress, |
1
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onsen nm —
Expiaining One Problem,
of the mod-
to the fact that |
and not
Jud Tunkins says some
ern problems are due
100
enough hired girls,
there are many chefs
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ing plaster is the kind that |
doesn’ from the ceiling
LITERARY COMMENT
“What Is your favorite novel?”
“‘Juck the Glant Killer,” replied
Miss Cayenne,
“That {8 only a fairy tale”
“Which is my reason for liking It.
Nobody {8 going to get you Into an
arguinent about it by saying: ‘How
true to life the characters are! and
‘Isn't the philosophy a wonderful reve
lation of the human soull’”
Unmistakable Signal.
“There must be trouble across the
street I” sald the stranger in Crimson
Gulch,
“What makes you think so?" ln-
quired Three-fingered Sam.
“1 just heard a pistol shot.”
“Don’t let it skeer you. The boys
are tired of poker and are learnin’ to
play bridge That's Plute
Pete's way of signulin' fur trumps.”
whist,
A HELPFUL SPOUSE
Hubby—What did you do with all
these unpaid bills.
Wifey—I| saw they were beginning
Friends Can Do Much Harm,
If a cause be good, the most violent
attack of its enemies will not injure
it #0 much as an Injudiclous defense
of it by its friends. ~—Colton,
Why Not?
It was Memorial day. The whole vil-
lage was out at the cemetery cleaning
away a year's growth of briers and
weeds and decorating the graves, One
woman was busy pointing out to a
stranger the places where different
ones were buried, She seemed to be
familiar with the whole graveyard,
Her little boy was listening to every
word, He finally inquired: “Mother,
where 18 my little grave?”
An Aftermath,
“Hello, slr; remember
“Can't say 1 do, sir.”
“I met you at the club one day.”
“I'm a very poor hand at remem-
bering faces.”
“Why, that was the day I
you off on the stock market.”
“807 Come to get myself together,
your face does seem familiar!”
me?”
tipped
you.”
“Certainly. 1 remember you,
“And you promised that when
we met vou'd lend me another ten.”
“Pardon me, 1]
face "New York Sun.
| MOTHER! CLEAN
CHILD'S BOWELS WITH
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
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was mistaken in
Even a sick child loves the “fr
| taste of “California Fig Sy
little tongue
is listless,
ity”
up.” If the
your child
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is coated, or if
cross, feverish, full of cold,
or has colle, tens
give a
cleanse the liver
[He
and bowels,
hours can
thoroughly It
tion poison, sour bile
you Khe
for
works all ee constipa-
it of
pray
wansle oO
the bowels, and you have a well,
ful child again,
Millions of
the Cross
and Circle
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mothers keep “California ;
Fig Syrup” handy. They 1 lea
wiay save f BICK Ch I to-
to worry you, dear, so | destroyed
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children. .
ntiy published RlLOry OCCUrs
New
LADIES!
i a an 4 Pin $2 bul
Ask your druggist ¢ reo. padi 1th duck ’ dhs HE | advt and
“California y rug 1 has WA, a YORE 3 Suh fi 2%4l ] Wave
Enow
or senda ¥
spoonful t«
Ups and Downs in Milking. morrow.
i po. ot}
directions
Mothers Know That
for hal and dren of
10 fii ana NG i i
AtOn
Cleanliness may be next to godliness |
on one but it is next to lmpos- |
gible on thg other,
side,
Watch Cuticura Improve Your Skin, |
On rising and retiring gently smear
the face with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash off Ointment in five minutes
with Cuticura Soap and hot water. It
is wonderful what Cuticnra will do |
for poor complexions, dandruff, itching t
and red rough hands.—Advertisement, |
Don't be inanimate. Either pull up
the*stream or drift down.
—————
Colds
Toothache
Earache
Genuine Castoria.
Use |
Publicity Problems
y
4 Quarry
1 qu
don’t
reporters?’
A Sense of Gratitude
noted writer recommer
hooks to cure peop
tendencies.”
$l v iy
v thant
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cartic citizen
ies of
Not a Fair Game,
v8 Were 1
:
THE CENTAUR COMPANY, NEW YORK CITY.
80 Different From Her Own,
“I do enjoy those films with children
in ‘em.” remarked a tired-looking littic |
“When the children romg
around on the screen they don't make
Real
say
“Yes,
Loss.
you lost control of
I couldn't keep ug
— Judge, !
“And
your car?’
the installments,
you
— a—
If n man is unable to sleep In the |
morning when he ought to get up he |
has Insomnia in the worst form,
Rheumatism
Neuritis
Pain, Pain
Endurance,
ashions are hindrances to health”
“1 don't think se.” rejoined Miss
Cayenne, “Only
ik stockings in winter and furs
robust people can
wenr =
in summer.”
Apprehensive,
“This Is a fashionable grillroom.”
“Yes. Tessie, all the other ladies are
smoking.”
“So | see.
Deo you think they will
LOOKED l1JKE
Bug-—My, that must be the chorus
from one of those Broadway shows!
Progress.
Who gains an inch upon his goal
May still be far from it,
But he is nearer tha: the man
Whe started out and quit
Self Defense.
“Why is It,” sald Mrs. Naggem. "1
say, why Is it that men like you al-
ways snap and bite at your wives?”
“I dunno.” sald Naggem, discon.
solately, “1 reckon it's the same in-
stinct of self-defense that makes a dop
growl at his fleas!”
The Touch in Boston,
The wayfarer accosted the Boston
man on Commonwealth avenue,
“Kir, could you spare me n dime?”
“Do you take me for an easy mark?"
“No, sir; 1 was In hopes you were
an altruist”
This got him a quarter.
— —
Sure She Would Accept Mim,
She--Just Imagine! Suppose you
were so immensely wealthy that you
couldn't spend your Ilncome-—what
would you do?
He—Marry you.
all ages printed
You must
get an lmitation lig
ment,
pay "'t
4 4
A OIROTTON
have 8 Do
her!
| AY
learned that the highest grade pro-
ducts are valueless till they reach
market. Roads have a direct bearing on
community wealth. And, by actual proof,
the poorest roads are the most expensive—
a luxury even the richest community cannot
afford.
The value of concrete roads is indicated
by the fact that concrete roads sufficient to
reach from New York to San Francisco and
back again, more than twice the mileage of
any previous year, were built in 1921.
The contractor and building material
dealer are judges of types of con-
struction. y know the advantages of
permanence and economy. They also know
materials, and recommend Atlas Portland
Cement, “the Standard by which all other
makes are measured.”
THE ATLAS PORTLAND CEMENT
COMPANY
Seles Officers New York—Borton—Philadeiphis
Be farmer and manufacturer have
is the best
i package
f ou ever received in your
ife for 82 Every article useful
SEYMOUR CHEMICAL CO. INC.
311 Eddy St, Providence, R. L
FLORIDA
BY SEA
BALTIMORE TO
JACKSONVILLE
Fare
Send now
One Way
$30.96
Meals and Stateroom Accommodations on
juded Extra charges fof
rooms
very Tuesday and Friday,
Reservations Early.
Merchants & Miners Trans. Co.
Plier 3-Pratt Bt Tel. Bt. Paul-420
QUALITY CIGARS
MAKER TO SMOKER, 30 TO 407 SAVED
¢% inch short filler, per 100 $3.50
i nch straight, lomg Siler
%
Round Trip
$55.73
teamer Inc
JOCK
sweet mild, per
long er
i. banded
Why
cembination
excellent value,
Delivered
ur order
788 West
pay more
Reline Your Ford Transmission Binds in 18
minutes frog ar seat Mak LO to
Retall and .
on r money refusn 4
anted Agents, Owners, Dealers
Long Reliner & Sales Co. Pittsburgh, a.
te from §
4 vest ment
pein 2.9% Sn f t
fier tris Ww
DETECTIVE AGENCY-—Lic
ed, under supervision former De
Justice expert Conf ial Berv
Large, i868 Court Bt
ensed and bond.
partment of
ice, Wm. J
Kirn, New York City.
Make Money—Iif you
munity and wast to make
, write CHAR MURDOCK, 1
Waggoner Ridg., Fort Worth, Texan
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We state it as our bh
belief that the tobaccos
in Chesterfield are of
taste) than in any ©
cigarette at the price.
onest
used
finer
ther
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