EON - ————— Every Cold? Do you feel old Does your back ache can’t stand it any longer? Grip, colds and chills They fill the blood But don’t worry! Get a box of Doan’s Doan’s Kidney Pills W. J. Hawthorne, plasterer, Va., lame Glover St., Abingdon, “lI bad a I think, says: severe back caused, from a old settling across my kidneys. It seemed that every muscle in my back was affected. I had Doan's Kid- they heard a lot about Pills and t hat ney good tried them. I an were for such say they proved themsely be all that is claimed for by fixing me up ir Mrs. ot, A. V. 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Knicker Bocker—A Just to Herald. misnomer your iry New giving one wife York MOTHER! OPEN CHILD'S BOWELS WITH CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP a————— Your little one will love the “fruity” taste of “California Fig Syrup” even If constipated, bilious, irritable, feverish, or full of cold. A teaspoonful never fails to cleanse the liver and bowels, In self how thoroughly it works all the sour bile, and undigested food out of the bowels and you have a well, play- ful child again, Millions of mothers keep “California Fig Syrup” handy. They know a tea- spoonful today saves a sick child to morrow, Ask your druggist for genus ine “California Fig Syrup.” which has directions for bables and all ages printed on bottle, You must say “Californian” a few Mother! or you may get an imitation ng syrup.~—Advertise ment. The earth sustains a sun livers Colds Toothache Earache Rheumatism Neuritis Pain, Pain INTERESTED “Do you see that chromo over there in the blue dress?” asked the man of a stranger standing next to him at a party. “Yes,” replied the man addressed, with interest, She walked all over my Don't try to dance with her.” not likely to. You wife I"—Yonkers Statesman, feet, “I'm see, The Unrevealed. | | | | i love James above all things, be- you marry him.” “For mercy's sake, mamma,” pouted girl, “you are you #03 marry him and give A Veteran, “How high now, captain? the timorous pa fire we » rg ir REenger in isn't that too high? We travel “Dear me “No, ma'am, nlways at Why, this air lane so well worn that I know every FLARES UP “] hear Bill married nn old flame” “Yes, and she makes it pretty hot for him." Vicious Circle. Bliss for the Motorist. “In heaven the streets will be paved with gold.™ a paving material” pp t don't care anything about the Mr. Chug- they won't consider It lot of repiied i Oniy to put up’ fn necessary “Ones way" signs Looking for Something Else, Have met Jill the man? Phyllis—The exist: t's hard you ever idenl ideal mar does not erxfugh to find a real one, Trifle Catty. do all the y simpered the me t to kiss giddy girl line of up her chum. wy men wan “Oh, men follow the least ~zistance.” spoke Crowded. English Visitor—You mountains ahout have na here nad so much land we had to put it in heaps it, great Swiss Guide—Yes, we Y." SOMETIMES “Does Jones ever speak the truth?” “There's a chance that he does. | am told he talks in his sleep.” Assumptions, The man of egotistic turn Would not annoy us so If he would only try to learn What he pretends to know, Cruel Crab, “Jack and 1 had planned an ideal love in a cottage and all that, you know." “Well, why didn’t you earry it out?” “The man who owned the cottage insisted on his rent In advance.” ——————————— Cow's Nest, Two townbred urchins went into the country, and One eame across a lost lot of old condensed milk tins In the corner of a field. “Here, Jack,” said the discoverer, “come here quick! I've found a cow's nest I” Long Suffering. “What are you reading?” “ “I'he Married Life of Ellend and Toren.” “Hasn't that woman potten a di- vorce yet?” TAKE ASPIRIN ONLY | AS TOLD BY “BAYER” ‘Bayer” Introduced Aspirin to the Physicians Over 21 " Years Ago. To get quick rellef follow carefully the safe and proper directions In each anbroken package of “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin,” This package is plainly stamped with the safety “Bayer Cross,” | The “Bayer Cross” means the gen- alne, world-famous Aspirin prescribed oy physicians for over twenty-one years.—Advertigsement, Naturally “There is one industry which needs | to keep on the jump.” “What is that?” ‘Hop Growing."—Baltimore Ameri- | san, | Freshen a Heavy Skin cura Talcum Powder, scented, economical and dusting powder and perfume. Renders other perfumes superfluous One of the Cuticura Toilet Trio (Soap, Olptment, Talcum). Advertisement, But That's Her Work, definition of a girl with fnct an exquisitely face, skin, baby Here per’: “A and a “fiap no educa any- somehow i8 a new young aversion to digt and Fi lke who seems work, or other to annex men. '—Salem News, Experienced. Elder—Man, I'm vou're Kirk shocked rrit tne tue gel ma nineteen, Och, ife when I gEaun Angus she's the same age ma first w Bits, marrit No Retirement, “Do you intend tics?” “1 never repiied cian may the discard and but he game.” to retire § knew anybody Senator Sorghum 3 have to toss his into stay quiet for ¥ hile: i i nesyer actunil i 1s the . : Something of the A Fair Trade. “That's a beautifu is sale ! own eulog) SIR, there may vy e1.3 geo ins Mognz ne, Taking the Joy Out of Art An artist from New York was visit an old Southern family in Alal ing One day while t automoblie man, hostess poi i sto] aion t went hands clasg Was Sick" A clergyman was “When the Devil Ts f ool badd | fn ut Ad be gr x 0 % i I Wo oi 8 8 DRG Dew nt ods es DE ii : since They 8 few days withiin | before she went was seriously ll and the doctors that he had iup in fat} for when one were due hie that One evening thrilling tale hed taken * 3 2 1% broke the news to him looked small chance to live He suminmoned her hig old-time enemy i “Dad “Mac,” be sald plaintively, °° u preaching?” if and pe to his bedside dy. is that tells me aver, I do. will yer fergit our fights Painful » bygones?” Mac, sort of .ot bygones “That'll embarrassment, Mac” the voice grew stronger—"if 1 get well and remind me I ever sald that, I'll knock that fat wooden block off yor shoulders” in “Not antil New York Sun. he said here old gob's ever “And, ye “She is perfectly making.” pular « and bread He beat the train to a good many times “It's never touched me yet,” he explained when they pointed out the risks. That's the answer a good many people make when they hear that the drug element in tea and coffee often harms nerves and health. They say it’s never touched them yet. Sometimes they only think it hasn't. Wakeful nights, drowsy days, headaches that keep com- ing more fre- quently —often are blamed on bad luck when the blame be- longs on bad . CASTORIA For Infants and Children. Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria In Use hoet shness and Thirty Years GASTORIA THE CENTAUR COMPANY, NEW YORK CITY. rm—— Possibly Mr. Newlywed Will Make Discreet Inquiries Before He Makes Another Complaint. Sort Happen Ferocious “Hairnet”™ ttle nephew in ie V- you?” bill" ah Who housework s«ful, no matter w honestly he — KUCH may be get about cake —. Many a married coupl money out of what # the crossing judgment in taking needless chances with harm. Over on the safe side is Postum, a pure cereal beverage, delicious and satisfying — con- taining nothing that can harm nerves or digestion. Thousands who used to try their luck with tea or coffee are enthusiastic over having found safety and satis- faction in Postum. It's worth your while to make the test with Postum for ten days. Postum is a delightful drink for any member of the family, at any meal. Your grocer has both forms of Postum: Instant Postum (in tins) made instantly in the cup by the addition of boiling water. m Cereal (in packages of larger bulk, for those who prefer to make the drink while the meal is being prepared) made by boiling for 20 minutes. “There's a Reason”
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