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(©, Nothing so lrritates Mr. Bowser as to have the street peddlers go up and down, in front of his house, yell- ing thelr wares, and ' om: many occa- sions, he has gone out and: quarreled with them, but he has found them claiming their rights, their: Mcenses from the clty permitting them to yell, The other night, as Mr. Bowser sat reading, a vegetable peddler stopped nt his gate and kept’ caliing ‘out, for five long minutes. Hé had a volece like a hand-saw trying to saw a and It ‘foust have made other people nervous, Mrs, feared that there would be a riot, the hegan to drum the piano, distract Mr. Bowser's was In valn, however, with the exclamation: “By thunder, woman, do you I am going to stand that?” “He will swered Mrs, than before, “Stop that infernal racket! iad enough to hear that fellow and kill him. the ones who Just listen to it would scare a baby on He rose up go home, presently,” Bowser, drumming. louder Isn't It He make his one of all trouble, Why, this ’ death!” “Mr. wait minute on" Jowser will “I won't just one drive walt blamed out and mix in! There flying around, and I may kill his One Kore " Mr. Bowser rushed down the und his peddier had pot wore dressing gown. moved on. He He sat there In his seat and he going to yell as long as he wanted to, going to, hie shouted Do They onlons and I have some that a king —~olt! and he “I have got them! string heans? I have called you are string ! of here Oh—oh nicest celery on! Mr. Bowser came! And he “Look here, old feller, ! If you don't, oe you want to fils what alls there'll “Say, old “I'll show holler party, what you again, you?" me be “Come, now, but I got to holler, folks won't know I am here. You have known I was here 1 making my Hving and you object. Is it my volece you or only “Of course I complain about “It is the States!” the Jowser, fool Bowser United ou what Mr, You. ! Worst in the te 1 ms volee “I with 3 is olce for, you was enough five billiard ball in my mouth. there, The days, my I put it again me for two they knocked out most of “Mr. Bowser | Have Come to Try Your Way” teeth, They Boally had to get a stick and punch the ball down my throat. it is lodged right at the base of my throat and that's what the trouble is with my tones. 1 know that some folks don’t like to hear me, but what am I to de? 1 have a wife and five children to support, and you should pity me, Instead of thirsting for my life” Mr. Bowser lost a good part of. his anger. and after a moment's thought. he said: “Look here, now, I will tell you what to do, There Is no neéd of all this yelling, You just come to the house, in a quiet and decent way, and ask If we want any of your stuff. If we do, we will buy it and so will other people. We must have reform in this thing, and that is the way to bring It about. Don't you seé yourself that it 1s? “Why, yes, that seems a good plan,” answered the peddiet, and he drove off without any more yelling. Mr, Bow. ser re-entered the house, to boast to Mrs, Bowser; and, though she smiled to herself as one who doubts, she told that him would work, On the next evening same hour, there was a door bell, Mr. Bowser answered it himself, and there stood his peddier of the night before-—the man with the awful voice, He was surrounded with baskets of vegetables, and In almost a whisper, he sald: “Mr. Bowser, 1 have your way, Do you want carrots, turnips, cumberg?” “No, sir,” was the prompt reply “That is all right, Mr. Bowser, If I have disturbed vou in any way, I beg your pardon. Good-night, Bowser-—good-night.” “That fellow has got more sense than I thought he had,” sald Mr. Bow- ser, as he returned to his paper. “This street ought thankful to we for working this great reform!” The reform began to die almost as goon us it was born. There was an- other ring at the bell Mr, opened the door to find a second ped: Bis plan probably ut about the ring at the come to try onions, or <u any beans, peas to be “l Have Some Your Fig” had wanted when he fellow swered with: “Mr. Bowser, 1 our hollering, ore dier, and the gruffly asked he was &n am told you don't and so we alp't go to holler no I have culled to if you any vegetables I have a load of them out here, and I warrant them fresh and sweet. Being as the hour Is late, and I want to get iL IRE we wanted home" “Well can go right home,” in Mr. Bowser, us the door, and he returned Bowser, muttering something fernal impudence, plied “Don't be sa Impatient : some to be working.” In about 15 minutes third ring and a third the door and softly said: “Mr. Bowser, are you In some vegetables? I have beauties out here, and there gain In every bunch of them. I have almost as big better than beets you to Mrs ahout In which she to res reform Your there peddier WHS 8 stood at want of nice ROM is a bar as and taste oranges, If “1 want fist, they you want sugar you beat it!’ “and don't to shouted You ever come again I” “Just as vou say, peddier you must pardon me. Mr Bowser returned to this time, he found trying hard to keep a nd he shouted at her: it's very funny, is 11? you whether It's old man.” “If 1 have w quietly put you When the Mrs sober “Oh, Well, Tl funny or not! right on our door step! ” No other peddier called. After a lapse of a few minutes the telephone bell rang, and Mr. Bowser responded with a “hello” to hear a voice saying: “Mr. Bowser, 1 beg your pardon for disturbing you. string beans for your dinner tomor- row? I have other things. I have some of the best potatoes you ever put your tooth In, and I'l i Daddys W, Evening, Fairy Ta lale OY IARY SG ETN RAHAM BONNER, THE SQUIRRELS. “I can't fly like a bird can fly,” said the Flying Squirrel, “but I can fly from one tree (0 another, or from the top of one tree to the foot of another “1 can get around so thut it Is just about like flying. So I am called the Flying Squirrel. “In nn way 1 looks at me ’ wii they will not fly. If any watches me and they au Hyer, if Can and what I mean am almost see that | i { i i i two." “You infernal rascal!” yelled Mr Bowser, as he hung up the receiver, Within more cailx, and then Mr, Bowser put on his hat and left the house, hoping to find someone and wash his hands In human blood, And when he was gone, Mrs, Bowser had the laughing hysteries, The Graphite Industry. In the island of Ceylon graphite Is found in greater abundance than In any similar sized area in the world The soll and rocks of Ceylon are al most everywhere Impregnated with graphite, so that it may be seen cov: ering the surface In the drains after a rain. The supply is practically in exhaustible. The pecullarity of Cey- lon graphite is its remarkable purity Another source of graphite is Chosen, the graphite found there being classi fied ns scaly, fibrous, foliated and enrthy, the first two classifications containing over per cent carbon. In China, graphite is found in several localities —8eclentific American, Laugh at First Phone. The telephone was born from the brain of an American but 40 years ago, the first Instrument being a sort of crude harmonica, with a elock spring reel. a magnet and a wire, The first time it “talked” was on March 10, 1878; capitalists luughed at it and refused for several years to finance the “scientific toy.” The pe- riod of experiment did not end until 1888 and the country's greatest wire aysten has really existed only since 1 : i “But of course 1 don't all, When I am fly up in the gir or or anything like that. can’t do that, any fy tree, Goodnesy no, I nif see Ine one wan's to have to see me at night “That Is the time of the day mostly. “Or time of I like. uli gentle one can which at the world, “My fur is soft too and I am int Indeed. | rather, I should sug, that the the twenty-four hours ke the night time i very Kind, I tell that by my oak ftly and am vi any ry and am sure BO 8G BO kindly very pléa pleas: like to be ant, creature, and he kes to he chief ail the time” “As you're fond of the sald another squirrel nearby, night, afternoon when 1 the city park 1 “Nou should have ing that sunset! | stood it as admiringls “Of up to mis £0 “1 must or rather late in ane was living whatehed a sunset, watch it and witehed seen me gazed st and as any person could. like hearing you, you on my haunches courte you SUNSeIN, night “Ah, “ut sunset Is that it don’t the sO fn love yes" sald the Fly to me the nleest part means that night Is along. -r hia is sunset coming the hest to Ine, very w part ‘But tell me what else were in the the other Squirrel, “1 many calves In s passing by the park and winded me of the country me want to come back to “I've no spe You Yi Saw vhile city 7 “Well,” sald SEW nu great you they re it again, inal fondness for cows Know that 1 have with them I've had fend and T've never had a Calf and | hever expect to have I don’t care for barnyard and farm animals ‘But seeing them made nw untry. 1 heard never § irienaG a Cow fr ie ver friend for animals them Anoo and “Almost a Flyer” as I Tooked at their heads as they went by I thought that I must surely go back to the country. “They were being taken to anothd mrm beyond the city, 1 belleve, “It sounded quite funny to hear their moolng voices along with the much and so often In the city, “Then I saw the wind bhiow a leaf high up through the window of an apartment and I thought to myself how nice it must be In that apart *I thought the wind was very kind to have helped that leaf up so far. But as I thought of the leaf I grew more homesick for the country, “I saw pome petals which had been dropped by people carrying flowers and the petals were whispering flower secrets to the pavements upon which they had dropped and I felt very, very homesick for the country. “80 I came back to the country and here IT am, and I don't believe I'll leave again. “It was delightful in the park but I think I _lke the country best, and though I don’t have so many presents of food here as I did in the park, I don't believe I'll ever go Away agafn. “In fact I'm quite sure I won't. I shall stay here where I am happlest, yes, T willl” No Vacation Coming. “Why, Robert,” exclaimed the une cle of a five-year-old youngster, “what makes you cry sot?” “Cause,” replied the litte fellow, = brother has got a vacation, and I ain't got none” “That's too bad,” sald “his uncle, “but why is it that you have no vaca. tion 1" “Cause 1 ain't started to school fot,” was the reply. 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All druggists, three sizes, Look for the same Gold Meds! on every box Lull accept asa leiiintinn Ladies Let Cuticura Keep Your Skin Fresh and Young Seap 25¢, Ointment 25 and 50¢, Taleum 25. GETTING AROUND THE TRUTH Shoowd Scheme Her Littie Helen's for Sugar Coating Fabrication Mother Frowned Upon. Littie Helen, Scipio sister, visits gest set society, was = ng her encugh even g end stay away from home whole da and “ She gettl every told sev Louise finally getting one of the your x v of who go three gt nigni was esS0the hour ving been eral times by her mother that + until ’ - pretext for wouldn't hit Friday Gh & ame. “Mother, let's writ and tell that we Louise at our know » would come hone have 8 ney baby the t—that isn't true.” mat- we could wuld not write the truth, and It things that Are not That apparently settled the hut Helen added: “Well, as a new baby deli when that id be all right, - indianapolis News, “But idn't we wou be got home wou wouldn't it? Church Hymnal Revised. Sweeping reforms are to be made in the new hymnal now being compiled for the Chur England. The changes include the abolition of “The Church's One Foundation,’ Peace, and many other well revision of “Te Deum” hymns to be Compilers as it is to labors dur hymns, and the bringing in sung at science lec “General Hymoary,” called, of tures suspended thei I ing the war, but have recently re sumed work “The Church's One Foundation” is to be dropped because xed metaphors. A hymn beginning “One holy appears,” takes Its place Doctor Bickerst hymn, “Peace, Perfect Peace” is objected to because of the words, “The blood of Jesus whispers” The unexpeciod Sappens about ae often ax the expected falls to, Longteliow Ly eth's Matrimonial bonds are always » source of revenue to the minister. a a Ns a food that delightful
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