[eases Them All! It appeals to everybody because of the pleasure and benefit it affords. AFTER EVERY MEAL The longest-lasting refresh- ment possible to obtain. Sealed tight — kept right in its wax-wrapped impurity-proof package. 5° The Flavor Lasts LABOR UNAPPRECIATED. — you resiga the “Why did from ng 3" “It was this way,” suld the ex-film actor: "I drove a motorcar at 60 miles boat and rescued her te shore and buttie with three make-be- leve smugglers and when | sat down | my breath, what do you | 10 a capsized recover probably.” ‘A little more action, “‘Bravo! “No. He said; A QUALIFIED EXPERT The Constant Reader: Your “Suc. cess in Business” page Is very inspir. ing. The man who runs it must be a wonder, The Managing Editor: He should He's had twenty years business LINAS LL ETO a1 Tkd| 7 CHEWING GUM . TIT TT TR RT Wr TTT » a a —————— Some Flying. } During the year just passed pilots | at March field have flown a distance squal to forty-six times around the globe, Verne's hero saccom- plished the feat of golng once “around the world in 80 days.” According to March field statistics, this record #ould be far and away bested, as for- ¥y-six times around ims 365 days would reduce the time for one circumnaviga- | tion days 26 hours and 26 sec. | onds, down to minute Poison Obtained From Dead. The favorite poison used Australian bushmen In warfare is ob tained from certain portions of a pu trefying corpse, with is awfnol 0 Jules wounded a war-shaft poisoned venom dies of lock immediately, t) il with Jaw nilmost WOMEN! USE “DIAMOND DYES” Old Skirts, Dresses, Waists, Coats, Stockings, Draperies Everything, a——— “ to % to Dye get details, Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, that famous old remedy for infants and children, and see that it Bears the Bignature of In Use for Over 20 Years. : Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria contains easy directions for dyeing any article of wool, silk, cotton, linen, ot mixed goods. Beware! Poor dye streaks, spots, fades, and ruins mate rial by giving it a “dyed-look.” Buy “Diamond Dyes” only. Druggist has Color Card.—Ady. Jud Tunkins, - Jud Tunkins says can't under etand why some people think it's any kind of a comfort to explain to a man that his troubles are his own fault, One Was Enough, “Could I see Mr. Grumpson?' asked the brisk caller. “I suppose 80,” said the clerk, gloom- i care what happens he f you don't A ecard to Garfield Brookiyn, N. Y., asking for a sa repay you.—Adv, » Tea Co. le will ostal ime ats my that will last me all sham Age-Herald. Cupid 1s pictured as a child bed he has never reached the age of cretion, Dr. Peery's “Dead Shot” not only expels Worms or Tapeworm but cleans out the mu. cus in which they bresd and tones up the digestion. One dase sufficient — Adv, tight skirts-—bu anyway. Ducks don't they w that wear alk Way, Kill That Cold With dials CASCARA QUININE Colds, ovaghe ?omIP Neglected Colds are Dangerous Take no chances. Keep this standard remedy handy for the first ansese. Breaks up a cold in 24 hours — Relieves Grippe in 3 days— Excellent for Headache Quinine in this form does not affect the head—Cascars is best Tonic Laxative- No Opiate in Hill's, ALL DRUGGISTS SELL IT ia man's wheels go round. La Grippe E i elt edpd o If ‘you are afflicted with any form of skin disorder, you are well acquainted with the flaming, burn- ing itching that these diseases pro- duce, Skin diseases are caused an impurity or disorder in the blood, and there is no real and genuine relief within your reach until such impurities are removed, 8.8. has given t satisfac. tion in the of these Sys, CREO ot 2, douc] - ou ra it Cleanses the blood of ail mpuri: fects - Rovian that attack the n. Begin taking 8.8.8. today, and if will write lete history re : ical adviser and we pay him thirty dollars a week for running the page. Domestic Repartee. dumb animals” His wife said, “than to "Well, you try being dumb.” “And see how kind I'll be” re kinder to me." he growled, | Shifted Responsibilities, i trouble with most politicians ‘Ss that they promise more than they “The an perform.” “1 avoid that” replied Senator Sor | hum. “1 keep 1 man hired to make | ny promises, and if the promises don't | ‘ome true 1 administer a shocking re | roof to him, with the disappointed | | ronstituent as a highly approving auo- | | dience.” i 180 Wanted It to Go. “This is my car,” exploded the irate tourist to the garagemen, “and what | [ say about it, goes—see?” Just then a dirty-faced machinist ‘rawlied out from under the dead ma- *hine and said, pleadingly, “Say ‘en- i gine,” mister "Cartoons Magazine The Likeness. “A beauty taking the skin {| Off the society queens’ complexions is | very much like a sexton at the church | " oer in doctor, | chimes, “1 can't say.” “Isn't he peeling the belles? see the likeness, 1 must | His Activities, Artist—Been doing anything | First ately? Second Artist- of girls’ heads ished off the mayor Edinburgh Scotsman. I knocked off a cou | week and fin. of Mudmouth,— | ole inst Spent 1t Fitly, “That money laid aside for a | | rainy day, did you use it In the way | you intended?” | “Not exactly, but 1 did not spend | it altogether inappropriately—I bought | watered stock with it.” you OF COURSE 1st Fish; Do you sleep well at night? 2nd Fish: Sure, ain't | “rocked In in the cradle of the deep.” Do It Gracefully, Do & man a favor With a pleasant smile, Or it loses savor In a little while. How It Struck Him, Farmer Brown--(lad to see ye home agin, Silas, How's things In Noo Yawk? Farmer Green—Hustlin’, Joshua, hustlin’! Why, the way folks rush aroun’ there, ye'd think th’ cows were loose In the cabbage patch the hull tarnation time. A Loss “I almost changed countenance when I heard the news.” “What a pity »ou chance 1” Kt such a day to 1 tury of te From In the thd htt bh TT — hist kL TT — n —— — kT ry TRADE MARK wal _- Have Bee Correct, i Suggestion May of Dispute, i Pretty Nearly us | century began on the | 1301. In bu: he arted and was a good He } ¥ Cathe Com. nded weans Second f January, the Fi D, 1 = “John nd the | any sears A. D ceniury be 01 B. C. A | five. the beginning of & ret ed } son: * % il $i a ury 100: the been Inf ned t A I've buried a lh at night, and 1} y on if the next morning 101 to 200; » one if-dollar 3 : 5 -~ s N century the garden The Fift} WH to it woul igr goid plece.” “Well iad,” an you Wis the Know with swered first year 1 does | should try it; never i luck.” The father | arrived he hurried i . The coin had disappeared. close of the last day The confused with the of | agreed. the stating the age of a the would year. mode into the ¢ begin he born at era John: “It's John, count for that?” John answered modestly: “All 1 can suggest, | ROT up too ate and the {at it."—Ilouston Post. Christian do gone, How the | two | course of he would he called cane ref. | Positive, Trinidad mixture of sugar a bamboo ther er lost all his money 7 “But he hasn't lost it, has he? “No.” Birmingham Age-Herald, a co ———————————. ash lamps. ——— Everybody knows some some people that they " know lous of friendship wonld LH chain z iin golden missin —— . tata that atta Its Appeal Grows! Many people start to use INSTANT POSTUM temporarily in place of coffee or tea for health reasons. But they soon learn to love its rich flavor and its De ae gules are so apparent that adopt Postum as their regular meal- time beverage. Theres a Reason" er n + i i o ASE RS RARE RE a Lat RE a ae ¥ i TL TL TT TT Try Tr sem, if “y i nur to Do you know you can roll Caran I0cts from one bag of GENUINE "BuLLDURHAM ,. TOBACCO ¢ < : 51 3 - @® Ko Wem. Phen 4 ie) 1 Leal UT RNY Mercer, Pa ~*1 wish to in- form you that some time ago my husband was ill; his appetite was poor, his liver and kidneys > He had four different doo- I never expected He wrote to the special ists at Dr. Pierce's Invalide’ Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y, and explained his case, and they advised him to get Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, and also the Anuric Tablets, and believe these medicines saved his life.”—-MRS8. FRED PFEIFFER. ’ Write Dr. Pierce for his free advice. AUTO OWNERS him to live molor loses power, when It knocks, bucks and overheats, don't monkey wilh the carburetor Send for = can of Lubricant CARBON REMOVER and pour two te four tabfespoonfuis nto seach spark plug hole. Follow directions and the motor will do the rest. It works like a ca- thartie You will ses the proof in the cimaned spark plugs and you will get more power and mere miles out of rp Aallon of gasoline, Every can guaranteed rice 31.60 NE Agents wanted. E A. MONROR & CO, HAMPTON, VIRGINIA, EN WANTED to com t ¥ prise with Alternative of ot h number. At wadealers', or 25 cents. Address wat Dept, Cultura Corp. mm W. nth 8, N York FARM 127 ACRES NEAR WASHINGTON CITY: 48 acres in cultivation: 50 acres in Pasture house § barn, * in Pntnosn ne Price wae terme, LE a, Vikatan, —— " KREMOLA tse arms pees TE
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