Millions for a New Stomach One of the greatest American million aires said to his physician, ‘* A million dollars, Doctor, pot cash and no grum- dling, for a new stomach,’”’ and then the sick man groaned and turned away. All his wealth could not make him happy or contented, for happiness large- tv depends upon digestion. Without Realth where does happiness come inf? After all the stomach plays a great Without a Bealthy stomach and good digestion our blood is thin, watery and poor, our heart action is weak, our liver does not do its duty, and man is miserable and part in everyday life. anhappy. 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U, BALTIMORE, NO. 50..1920 ARE Lo THE CENTRE REPORTER, CENTRE HALL, PA. TO SANTA CLAUS By James Whitcomb Riley Most tangible of all the gods that be, O Santa Claus — our own since infancy!— As First we scampered to thee — now, as then, Take us as children to thy heart again. ® © ©° Be wholly good to us, just as of old; As a pleased father, let thine arms enfold Us, hemed within the haven of thy love, And all the cheer and wholesomeness thereof, & © © Thou lone reality, when O, so long Life’s unrealitics have wrought us wrong? Ambition hath allured us, fame likewise, And all that promised honor in men’s eyes. Throughout the world’s evasions, wiles and shifts, Thou only bidest stable as thy gifts:— » A grateful ki.g re-ruleth from thy lap, Crowned with a little soldier-cap: A mighty general — a nation’s pride — Thou givest again a rocking-horse to rids, And wildly glad he gloweth as the grim Old jurist with the drum thou givest him: The sculptor’s chisel, at thy mirth's command, Is as a whistle in his boyish hand; The painter's model fadeth utterly, And there thou standest, and he painteth thee:—. Most like a winter pippin, sound and fine And tingling-red that ripe old face of thine, Set in thy frosty beard of cheek and chin As midst the snows the thaws of spring set in. Ho! Santa Claus — our own since infancy = Most tangible of all the gods that be! — As first we scampered to thee—now, as then, Take us as children to thy heart again. ~ Copyright by James Whitcomb Riley P Daddys iid 5 Fairy Tale oY MARY GRAHAM BONNE COP IRGRT BY WE eee a J MACAWS VOICES, “ “Now,” said Mr. Blueand-Yellow + have volee mean by voices? asked the Rosella Para eet “Yes do you nEked Parrot, “Tell EI ber “We Ur derstand.” “and when 1 said we had volees I didn't mean anything “1 didn’t mean “We have such oud voices loud ve that rites A% You say no bo — matter how much ‘Please Explain’ ooises. aren't musical, For we have the most gorgeous of plumage. we have such gay, hrillinnt feathers, “And, too, If we didn’t shriek so everyone's attention to this bird house in the zoo where we large birds live! had something special in mind and that was that the keeper says we can be heard a mile away. Now, Isn't that having a volee when a macaw can be heard a whole mile off? “Ah, yes: we have voices, harsh, noisy, loud, shrieking voices,” A Scout ls Kind. Freddy Yes, mother, I gave it to a | Mother —T%af Wis good of you Who was the boy? Freddy-~It was me Boys’ Tifa Sure 6 BELLANS | Hot water A Sure Relief i FOR INDIGES STION Vaseline Fat. Off CARBOLATED PETROLEUM JELLY A clean counter. irritant for scratches, cuts, etc. Healin and antiseptic REFUSE SUBSTITUTES CHESEBROUGH MFG CQ (CONSOLIDATED) State Street NewYork HOW DOCTORS TREAT COLDS AND THE FLU First Step in ent Is a Brisk Purgative a Calotabs, the ed and Refined Calomel ets that are Nausea- £58, Sa {fe and Sure. Doctors have for nd by experience that no medicine for eolds snd infle- enza can be depended upon for full ef- ectivenes stad , is made thor- _ why the first 5 the new, Dauses- ] l 4: ih Calotabs, which are free from the sickening and weakening effects of the old styie calo- mel. Doctors also point out the faet that an active liver may go a long way towards preventing influenza and is ons of the most important factors im em abling the patient to successfully with. attack and ward off p alotab on the tongue a swalls of wali is, nO nes will appeti te Tor break- Calotabs only In ages, price thirty- ney "will be cheer wa Go not find them en you buy ager's Lini- yon get The large Laing twice AS 0 cent bottle 2, neuralgia, 3 and bruises, NZX ERS [SIN RELIEVES PAIN GILBERT BROS, & C0, Baltimore, Ma, EVERYBODY SMILES When Stomachs do thelr werk, and Bowels move naturally. PR. TUTT'S LIVER PILLS make the stomach digest food and Bowels move as they shoubd. HRT Liver Pills a National Realty Co. ine, Washington, D. one can BE B Malt Extrast It's great: MAKE YOUR OWN thirst quenching, hes ful appetizing beverage One Can makes gals. Can only $2.05 J. K Hstrast y 1012 Milwaukee, Chicage, 111 Ais wanted Irritating Coughs Bronchitis and sioaias ifnened snd tested conditions of the Shindt with 4 tested seeds
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