6 BELL-ANS aa) | Hot water A Sure Relief ELL-ANS FOR INDIGESTION 16799 DIED in New York City alone from kid- ney trouble last year. Don’t allow yourself to become a victim by neglecting pains and aches. Guard | against this trouble by takipg GOLD MEDAL CAPSULES 2 The world’s standard remedy for kidney, | liver,, bladder and uric acid troubles. Holland’s national remody since 1696. All druggists, three sizes. Guaranteed. Look for the name Gold Modal on every box and accept no imitation ASTHMA | for the prompt reilef of Asthma and Hay Fevor. Ask your druge @iet for it, 28 cents and one dole fare Write for FREE SAMPLE, 0GG'S REMEDYY THEY SPREAD Kill All Flies] ™i. laced anywhere, DAISY FLY KILLER attracts and flies. Neat, clean, ornamental, convenient and cheap. Lasts allses- son. Made of metal can't spill or tip over; | will not soll or injure EN EN IF anything Guaranteed 7 We TU PAISY rT FLY KILLER st your dealer or " EXPRESS, prepaid, $1.25. EES, 18 De gait Ave., Brooklyn, N. X. IR TTY 7 ie er ST 6b HAROLD SO PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM OIG Dandra@-Stops Hair Falling Restores Color an to Gray and Faded Hails on Wal d {sts Vike Pa \J RNS Removes Corns, Cals louses, ete., stops all pain, ensures comfort to the feet, makes walking easy, 1c. by mail or at Drug. Kista, Hiscox Chemical Works, Fatobogue, X. Y. ' FRECKLES EEE 3enEs JUST ACTING LIKE A MAN Simple Explanation of Wife's Action When She Suspected Burglar Was Downstairs, POSITIVELY REMOVED by Dv. Berry's After the starting for his work other i Taylor happened to think of ing he had forgotten and returned to the house fo get it. hen he someth “Oh, is that you?” “Yes, who did “I h you think it was? ard someone iking about it was a he the house.” Ed When Doctors Disagree. John Jimson was very ill. He called doctor, who and hawed n a second doctor. Then, while John Jimson lay and suffered, the quarreled about his case, | “You are wrong,” sald Doctor No. 1. | “T'm right,” retorted Doctor No. 2. “You're wrong,” repeated Doctor No. 1. Here the patient gave a groan and | brought the medical men to a realiza- | tion of the needs of the moment. Put Doctor No. 2 couldn't resist a last! swipe. ; “Go your own way,” sald he, “but| I'll prove I'm right at the post-mor-| tem ["—From the Argonaut. Ai —— hemmed +11 { alled | two If a woman is willing to listen to a | man it is because she has no more talk | to unload, i FOOT-EASE DOES IT. shoes pinch or your corns and so that you are tired all over, the antiseptic pow. ALLEN'S When your bunlons ache get Allen's Foot Eawe, der to ba eshaken Into the shoes and sprinkled In the foot-bath It will take the sting out of corns and bunions and give in- stant relief to Smarting, Aching, Swollen, Tender feet 1.500.000 pounds of powder for the feet were used by our Army and Navy the war Sold everywhere —Adv, Facilitating Parcel Post Service. An automatic welghing machine for parcel post packages releases the cor- rect stamps when a package is laid on a pinte and a key for its zone Is pressed, arn ————————————————— WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND SWAMP-R0OT For many years druggists have watched the great kidney, liver and bladder medi- cine, It is a physician's prescription, Swamp-Root is a strengthening medi cine. It helps the kidneys, liver and blad- Swamp-Root has stood she test of years. It is sold by all druggists on its merit No other kidney Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start However, if you wish first to test thir great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper.—Adv. In the Blood, Willis—Bump says he comes of colo- ulal stock, duck the witches. Gillis—Aad thelr the collectors, —Judee, Says his ancestors used to descendant ducks & LIFT OFF CORNS! Freezone is magic! Corns lift off with fingers without pain * Hurtge No, not one bit! Just drop a little Freezone on that touchy corn, instantly it stops aching, then you lift that bothersome corn right off.’ Yes magic! Costs only a few cents.” Try Freezone! Your druggist sells of every hard corn, soft between the toes, and corn, calluses, tation, Freezone iy the ether discovery of a Cincinnati genius ~ Ady, Eisie’s Little Scheme to Test Sweet. heart's Fidelity Could Hardly Be Called a Success. to he motnent Bisle, fat the heart; the tno about married, decided to test her sweet. going to her friend, Maude, prettiest she said knew it was a last 80, she £ oof bres os gir Knew, her, although she great risk : “I'll arrange for Fred to take yon out tonight--a walk on the beach in the moonlight, supper, and all that of and I want you, in or sort of thing ask him for a kiss” Maude laughed, blushed, and as sented. The was carried out. The next day Elsie visited her friend, and said, anxiously : “Well, Maude, did you ask him?" “No, Elsie, dear.” “No! Why not? * “I didn't get a chance; he asked me first,” plot Se ——— Out of Luck. Upon my return from calling one afternoon I ran ato my mother's My sister opened the door for me, and I blurted out: “Gee, I had the best inck! Four of them were not at home!” When I went In there sat the four playing cards with my moth- er. My embarrassing moment has last- ed ever since that day.~Chicago Trib une, with ing ish of Gra The blen delig with June. n tune am " A TEST OF SKILL. much you fashiona- know how sald “You don't have cheered ble physician, me," the ' cheer you? “is lecause you are really sick and need my professional skill to cure you. Most of my patients are rich people with Imaginary ailments, and then besides ded eption.” chance now tice something More Easily Learned. of an nation than the laws?" “I'm Senator Sorghum, = not absolutely “But 1 to observe that most people know the trouble to " songs by heart and do not fpform themselves about the laws, the world is Im. You hardly ever hear ww} » f n : $e Of Aa HO BLCAKS nowaday wine pieces Any Town, U. 8. A. never bullt has your city an wer felt the need one, Manin street serves the purpose Judge, It's Fault, “That new tage curtain won't ane “Why not?” “They found to ring It up.” t out when they tried Its Location, “Pa, where do you find a water? “1 bight of should suppose, my somewhere son, about you mouth of a river.” Vital Repairs. Bing—The people over there have all become tailors, Bang—How's that? ing—Patching the Home Sector. seat of war. Cautious Bargaining. Employee—1 0 per annum, Cautious Employer—1 don't know about the per annum, but I'll give yoo that much a year, Pros ctive DISGUSTED DAD, : “I dunno how that boy of mine get through college.” “Didn't he learn anything 7 “Why, he can’t even read the Latin on his diploma.” Truth Telling. This present world of ours, In sooth, Is overwhelmed with doubt, Most folks would like to tell the truth If they could find It out The Proof. “Do you believe animals have a sense of humor?” “Sure. Haven't you ever noticed how a dog appreciates the value of a waggish tall?” She Was From Boston. An observant young lady from Bos. ton; on Ker first trip west, saw when crossing the plains a herd of branded cattle, J “Oh, see the engraved cows!” she remarked enthusiastically, ~ Every. body's. Cynosure of Every One. John, why are you looking so Ine tently at the goldfish? Don't you think they should have some privacy?” THES Just it. I was thinking of that last a I had In a sleeper” Cab SUIUDI 1 ~ : te ht cosa 3 3 AVegetable Preparation um, Morphine A helpful Remedy Gonstipation and Diarstom d Feverishnes on Loss OF SLEEP | resulting therefrom-in Jafancy Fac Simile Signature of TeX! Tux Govan COMPANY. NEW YORK: Ey [eT : ; § 5D 40C=NT a ——— Exact Copy of Wrapper. Giving Her Fair Warning. John had just i ais mother for something he hs when he wen his new crib “Ritter Cuticura for Pimply Faces. remove £# and black them Wash off in cura Soap and hot wa keep your skin clear by using dally toilet purposes clude Cuticura Tale To fmear pimp with Cut ment, five minutes with C iti. ili ter, Once clear them for um.~-Ady, On by a Host of ingrates Who Plucked Him. Interestin great French poet in IST fuk 5 4 anaganies are (| Beran = 3 gtnved outside on Impossible to see 8 half-dozen of them wait old Hike rm clogios that Yens hange, clothes, them distribute to the When friends remonstrated with need. to people whom he did not know, would answer: “1 y Berange will i] just fellow | DW, Tenancy. Enicker—Jones lives in Bocker— The only place are any vacancies, the nied He pas. ——— neighbor is painting it red Use good in meetin Children og Cry For Baby. think of giving especially prepared prepared for grown-ups. 4 Taking Chinese Census. ants of China are relieve erpnight © Foman Eye One trial pr oF Its merit. Ady HOW SHIPS GET LATE MAIL Airplanes Used to Overtake Liners and Drop Bags While the Vessel Is Traveling. Esisam ve at Goa I's at sea ve taken it 5 de previously, yet a speed r. Can easily cate the mall aboard “fiying boat” ose, and the held In a chu The aviator and the rigging line dropped rrapple talls on attached to the n : the grapple tail wit of its chute, falling A Truthful Sign. I of mine bought 8 ne ¥ “i ir rst % 3 is 41 “ Wa reaq, believe nd we drove nd caute to at last and rubbed his d. I'm a firm bellever In signs from he remarked, and we hired on cago Tribune ————————————— That around.” probably started from the ordinary be- eave man expression, “caving havior of the the high like flavor. One Fried Less, wt embarrassing moe I was married, wintance and nd neves ather colds now that AR ther Before retir- ing, use with warm water and insure a restfuinight. It Refreshes (All Drogyiete. Contains 80% Pure Sulphur, Hits Hale & Whisker Dye, Eso or Brown, 80¢ When You Need a Good Tonic ANT 81 AML BL THE QUICK RE CURE FOR Malaria, Chills, Fever and Grippe CONTAINS RO QUININE All druggists, or by parc el post, prepaid, from Kiloczewski & Co. Washington D.C Acid Stomach Makes the Body Sour Nine Out of Ten People Suffer From It It sends its harmful acids and gases aff over the body, instead of health and strength. Day and night this ceaseless dans age goes on. No matter how stromg, ite victim cannot long withstand the health degtroying effects of an acid stomach. of sufferess. Chemists have found a sure remedy—one that takes the acid up and carries it oul of the body; of course, when the cause Good news for millions removed, the sufferer gets well. Bloating, sour, acid, gaewy stomach removed. This i» proven by over half a million ailing folks who have taken EATONIC with wondes ful benefits. It can be obtained from any druggist, who will cheerfully refund ite trifling cost if not entirely satisfactory. Everyone should enjoy ite benefits. Fre quently tho first tablet gives relief. 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