ECG it iil FOX & THE BEARS R. FOX could not climb; he could take long leaps and jumps, but | of what use would jumping be when | he wanted to gather grapes that grew { high In a tree where the vine had “Such fine grape wine and jelly as those wild grapes would make if only I could climb,” thought Mr. Fox, look- { Ing up at the grapes far out of his running along little Billy and knew that they Just then he saw through the woods Teddy Bear, and he could climb. “Come here, get youngsters, and Charming Bessle Barriscale, one of has brown eyes and is of medium bulld. silent drama actors, the company being under the direction of her husband, Howard Hickman, | you some honey when I get home,” he sald. Now Mr. Fox did not have any honey and he had no intention of pay- ing the little fellows anything, “for.” he sald, “they would climb anyway | just for fun; why not climb and help me?” Up the tree went Teddy and Billy and soon Mr. Fox had his big basket heaped with grapes. “When will we get | asked the little fellows. “Oh. some day when the honey?’ you are pass YOUR HAND-SHAKE 6é WANT you to I est girl in the young man enthusiastically, ened me over the room. wife,” he Introduced us, all the pride and delight of married upon one of the faced girls 1 had ever seen. I held her lovely meet the pretti- world,” sald the and ACTOSS “My the newly sweetest out my hand, charmed face and figure, and volce that rippled an “I'm glad meet you.” And then my received a blow, for the hand she ex- tended was cold, molst to the point of clamminess, absolutely dead, She gave it to me limply. 1 had all by the to enthus to do Can You Present a Warm, Friendly Hand to a Friend? Or Is Yours Clammy and Cold? the shaking. Yet she was just as cor- dial otherwise as could be; it was only in my sixth sense, perhaps, that 1 felt chilled and repelled, Do you make any such Impression sPon those you meet? Remember, you may be the most beautiful woman in your set, but your reputation as such depends on more than your classic fea- tures. Cleopatra herself would likely never have held Antony slave to her CROSBY'S KIDS {enchantment had she greeted him In | the half-hearted way that many of our girls greet new friends. If your hands get a blood tonle, lercise. You tion. Also | gloves, corsets, often are turally cold, and take a log of ex- need Improved cireula- to it that neither shoes, nor belt pinch; stop the free flow of the i blood. Try to keep your hands | warm, and be sure that you meet an { outstretched hand with a clasp is firm and cordial, not limp and life less. The Impression you make will be seven times better. And you will seem far prettier and more attractive to those who know you. Watch your handshake. Watch your hands, rub them briskly to keep the blood elrculating in if they tare inclined to coldness, (Copyright) mol Pm { Extensions that can be { the pedals of any plano {invented for the slclans, Eee these them. attached have use of youthful mu- Oni LAND W.GILL! {(Copyright.) ANCIENTNESS. The oldest thing that there can be, Is year-before-last’'s motorcar Yea, you can take the word from Those are the oldest things there me, are! The pyramids that dot the sand There In the Sphinx’s neighborhood, Are still so new they wear their brand, | Compared with this ‘tis understood Just ask an agent, who would sell A next-year's model bright and new, And he will either hint tell That what I've stated here is true or To thresh your wheat or cats with flalls Is no less ancient than to sirive Along the Dixie-Lincoln trails In something with a right-hand drive. . - - Finnigin Filosofy. Th’ poorest-paid occupation th’ wurrld Is worryin', THIS MATTER OF NAMES. A young man in Maryland re- cently married a girl named Umbrage. It was an elopement, and the bridal monicker was in conformity to their desire to keep it dark. However, the young man is not the first beno- dict who took umbrage on the very day of his wedding. * - * New Stuff. Borsa, to Mr. and Mrs. E. C. Skinner, an baby girl, on Wednesday, October 20, that brought the scales down to the ten-pound mark. Both mother and daughter are doing well, and with careful nursing E. C. will soon be back on three square meals a day.—Rock- well City (Ia.) Advocate, . - - YOU KNOW HIM, ———— When you hear a fellow boasting like an empty-headed dub, You may spot him for a member of the Lick-and-Promise club, - * » lent This Tantalizing? Miss Rose Gerot of this place, and Barnet Riggs of Lone Tree, were married some time Monday. The marriage occurred some place in Johnson county, and that is all we are able to tell, The marringe was a great surprise to thelr friends and even her parents Riverside (la) Clipper. ing stop In,” sald’ Mr. Fox, all care- less like, as if any day would do. The next morning bright and early Teddy and Billy enlled at the door of Mr. Fox's house, but he told them he was too busy to stop and the honey just then, and they could call again, They were good-natured little fel lows and did not mind, but when they called another time and Mr, Fox gave another excuse and no honey, they made up their minds he did not intend to give them anything for getting the grapes. One morning Mr. Fox had his gra wine all made and poured into hotties, get pe in the window to coal made his jelly, Billy the bottles and back ho: When they returned tl big jug filled with vinegar » Mr which he placed while he Teddy saw they ran. { brought a and, emptying the Fox's bottles, they vinegar, and ult i Not long | finished his grape sunt up and ne ey they wine down by he hot t He took il then | iy Teddy waiting cnn you very sweetly; od to give us the tut Mr. Fox his hind legs and t and making so much | answer, “What Is the aeked the “ those was in 3 er fuss he matter mischievous were your orn grapes sou great-great-grand get?” Mr too ut he f wetter, he looked ue tie st Fox did not reply; then {i dow where th b a bi i been honest with T g dark spot and not trented (Copyright) S OMADAY 1 invent | leesh, i seevn, io lika way for finds guy speaka da fountry wot Eng. soexa, wheech Unit- heen deesa eighta year, | eand 1 no Rtate forgetta unerst | one, anda good | edn yet, Lasa week my shoes go on da | and I go veesit my frien da shoe m for gettin feex. He say 1 gotta hava i new sole and beel for feexa good and da whaola job ces feclaty | cents. : i um nke costa dolia So I gotta wot he say and heel and when 1 i feela preety good, {gooda Invest new | faty cents, was new putta on 1 feerire for dolin sole was wine sole foe But soon I leava dat shop I stop and leesten one guy wot maka preach on da street. One man telln me he was vangeleest and he sure was stronga for talk. He yella 80 louda he ean dat everybody ees go to hell. He say too many peple iosa da sole and ees go on da bum. "“Geeva your life to God and he sava your soul,” he yelia one time, You know [I lika God alla right, but 1 tink ees leetle high price. So I tella dat guy for geeva whole life for da sole ees too mooch, I say my frien, da shoe make geeva new sole for dolla feefaty cents and ees stronga nough could walk to Italy amd back again before ees wear out, Wot you tink? wena Pui EE SS What the Sphinx Says By Newton Newkirk. “It vou fintehed strong with Your bun den today, give some other poor Buy a lift Sai a a #tation on many Grrr rr eressssssrisssrOresssrsory Cne Child to Family, Professor's Foreca New children York. will family the con Hewes, and Mount Holyoke college The of attributed tions and lute Hewes suggests early marriages, She obstacle to many might he removed 4f th continued to work came a wife, nher The mn average loss than one 1o a hence if decrease Dr. Amy Ceonoies two generations birth i, ROCOTGIN; pre {« 68 BOCIOIORY present rate fe Cuuse the declls to economic marriage as a — after . PEELE PPE PGB EE BEBE BD PINDER ED ESE LPT LEP Soren 5 MANA Addl ANN AAA Id 4 n real hell, from which rible forces rule “There is still time there Is «ot of deat} unc the menace and it is f hat 1 sen forth or the sav prayer To give assistance to these ng tussians | non ng boighevi) i tory the American Central or Russian Relief Noted Writer, Just Before Death, Asked U. S. Not to Ee Deceived. LIES ARE SENT BROADCAST to Describe is Assertion of Plea the “Ne Words Darkness Around Us” Made by Leonid Andreiey, Great Novelist, remark document b) Aonid An Russian York. rary New able ite ureley, writte novelist und short story be fore his death recentl) ceived this country Suciingham, New And from bolshevism jrelev by his pl IOVS Inessage, Hike describes the bh his country An been a pac shown we Red Laugh,” § nese dead over he had fist, as ay "1 durin ed Russo-Japa Her « $0 turned again effect Appeals to America, one paragraph ng GUTH ait {0 al words: ‘And you, an--1 call and rich, you are energetic, Aner fo you. H Are young every . Spirit and you desire freedotn shail Europe als what your iistant see In agony we are, vitude our body struggling if you would Curse human ser #pirit are wt see, | terrified jecelvers sented this assure you those repre 10 You gang you would have yranny and Hars who most evil reer rerorrrrrrrvrrorerrrerrrrrord Prisoner Free Too Late : to See Dying Brother York. —Judge Malone permission to Thomas prisorer In the go the bedside of brother John, at Park place. Brookiyn. He ar rived there In charge of prison guards soon after the death of hig brother from pneumonia. The brothers were rrrested March 4 in connection with n safe burglary at the of ce of James R. Deering. 135 Broad- way, In which $05,000 was sto- len. Each was committed to the Tombs In default of £10,000 ball. Later John became ill. liis bail was reduced to $1000, which was furnished, roe revere New granted Corcoran. fl to Tombs, to his sick 2 POPPE PPPCIPOPIPPPIPLOOPPOPOPIIT a8 a break the ilusxing Andre the American Airman Ready to Bat- tle With Letts Against Russ Reds. WINS CITATIONS FROM FRENCH Year-Old 3rookiyn Boy Will Have Served Under Four Flags Four Years, in Warsaw. — Ma} Stelling, a three-year-old N. Y.. who already has armies, has gone to yao hy ¥ Joseph ( twenty fought in to en iyn, Riga ottish flag in the » If his are accepted. he will have served under four flags in four years The colors of France, America, Poland Letvia, in turn, have won his al- three under the 1 ar 5 2 x : the Russian bolshevikl Grainst Since last fall Major Stehiin has fighting in the aviation branch of the Polish army, and in that serv. fee took part in the Polish drive which threw the bolsheviki out of Dvinsk. Wins French Citations, Stehlin, who was formerly a life Brooklyn, and joined the French flying corps, where | Maryland Woman Gos Verdict for Bell Ringing and Car Shifting at Night Mrs, Donald Pumpkin Eat ers Spoil a Record. nthia, Ky-J1. L Garnett has $u and 1 a TOON rt in ¥s FULT CYT 1’ . Hnpagne, SOIRReNS After the armi re- United States, and is snid ned the i erdur {Ore stice he ned to the ave jo aviation section of Ne w York police 2s a captain, Made Captain in Poland, Sey Joined the Polish New York, was to I'o- on the Last ember he recruited In missioned a iin, came d to duty front mm four months with a PFo- aaly les on that par- in all and dar bolshev- being the A ariicipated viation work preceding the Polish attack on the iki in the region of Dvinsk. Stehlin has flown over parts of France, Belgium, Spain. Russia, Po- Lithuania and the United States, and has hopes soon of seeing Letvia and Riga {rom the air in his service with the Letts, Major Stehlin says he has no idea what vocation he will take up if the war should end over here, but he feels certain that he can never go back to the prosaic duties of a lifeguard at the beach. That game Is not exciting enough for a man not yet twenty- four, who has fought under four flags, -
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