Ei ae LH BILLY GOAT & MR. R. FOX was lazy; that his knew very well, but she made up her mind that he should help her with her spring housecleaning if she had to starve him to it. “You won't got a bite to eat,” she said one mornin, “until you clean my carpets and rugs. Now go to work, if you want your inner, Reynard.” Out In the yar! the rugs and carpets went with a bung work went Mrs. "ox. Reynard got up slowly from ground where he was sitting under a tree and sighed, for he knew it was work or no dinner, wife Just then Mr. Coon ran by, calling out that a flock f young turkeys were in the wood, and off ran Reynard with him. One of Mrs. Fox's rugs happened to be a big goatskin, and as it hung on the line swinging in the wind, Billy Billy Goat gave a look at the and shook his horns, the did that,” he said, “I would avenge my poor relative. wonder who lives here!” Jilly Goat looked around seeing anyone he the and started run with he had only gone of bushes when he saw some turnips which Mrs. Fox had in a basket in the yard, and Billy changed his mind. He hid the skin of his relative hind the bushes and very cautiously tiptoed up to the basket and ate every one of Mrs. Fox's turnips. He felt pretty sleepy when he had finished this big instead of running home he crept behind a rock Mrs. Fox's house one who and took it, to away be- up meal, so gome distance from and went to sleep. By and by Reynard came back from his run with Mr. Coon and as he not wish his wife to him, dodged behind rock and as he came near his house, “Well! If there Isn't nice goatskin rug away did he tree See every Fox's " here, Mrs. over ONGA time ago I heara one L where he da sama dunno. from da place leeva nexa door, so mebbe ting happen weeth me, I Dat neighbor when he leave da house pe forgotta cat belonga weeth beem. Now I gotta cat een my fam- fly. But I lika dat cat preety good move way wot beefs steak so longa he leeve nine times. was Tom cat. I dunno eet before, but righta queeck 1 gotta greata idee. 1 dunno wot was a Tom cat, but eef he ees dat kind I lika Jerry cat, too. 1 feegure eof 1 gotta Tom and Jerry wotell I eare for da prohibish, ut ees somating wrong dnt ent. Everytime I seratcha hees head he getta hees back up. He sleep alla day and make love alla night weeth hees girl. Mebbe he tink he gotta night shift job een my house, I dunno. And dat son-of-a-gun talka too mooch lika phoneegraph. When he no maka love weeth hees girl he go to lodge on da back fence. And IT tink every cat een town belonga weeth da same lodge. He talk and fight and maka more noise alla night as da fire crack, One time I heara bouta man wot was raisen dickens alla hees life. But dat man no gotta somating on my cat. He gotta nine life and I tink he try do soma ting weeth da whola bunch every night alla one time, Wot you tink? a What the Sphinx Says. By Newton Newkirk. “You can’t mix with veges and not get in BAD odor In GOOD soclety.” weeth “It must have blown thought the rug the all; rug, but it it was Billy was nt Goat, his horns quite hidden. soon as he touched it, for Billy Goat Jumped and turned on him. “Oh! I thought you were my wife's goatskin rug!” he sald as fast as he “Oh! ont, lowering his head. tive to his sad end?” “But let me butted ed to explain this situation,” sald Billy Goat. “IT am the fellow who put the other ‘t’ on that ‘but’ yon want to tell me about. I know all about it" Poor Reynard limped home, holding not listen “If you had the work you back I" Fox would said, done pain, but Mrs. to anything stayed there and would not have a he lame she sald. She made him clean the carpet and find the rug, which Goat, in his hurry, forgot, before she gave her husband his dinner, and all through the woods could be heard the of Reynard goatskin lly as he Fox. (Copyright) from Mrs. ALICE JOYCE screen is dainty Alice Joyce. met with success after success. ties and has won her a warm place in drama, i) Pained Virtue, “Jinks has no Ides { “What's t matt “He's never 1 Ia I borrowed {rom Beauty Chats LONG LASHES Yet, if lean you ONG. thick eyelashes are to be de not of their and added character lend the but they afford so much protection to the eye itself. Th gift the dust from the alr. minimizing the chances of getting painful they shade and because L sired only the eye, because particles into the the eye from the eye, strong lights protect sitive nerves of sight. Long lashes a to acquire, The clip the lashes back a trifle, using fine embroid manicure i 3 scissors with the points held comparatively easy Ire first thing to do ig to or away from the eve i | | } | i i | On [AND WGILLIDAY, nt) The man who has Finda that not to his liking The “drummer,” always on Is wick and tired of hiking. fo stay at The the roam, It isn't that the home is bad, The road's no such a lemon It's just that what we've always Is what we're aye condemnin’, had And give the world a rest, If each declared that what he'd got Was just the very best? * . . Couldn't Stand Everything. A man had just walked under a lad- der, A girl spilt the salt and threw none of it over her left shoulder, A boy had just kicked a black eat that crossed the road. Providence pulled down its veil, self. The lash on both the upper and under lid should be clipped. This will make them grow in longer and thicker, too, The clipping, but would shot hairs than on the lashes. £2 eyebrows, too, will benefit this is hesitate about, as by most the readily Vaseline Is about something women would show more Long lashes are one of the greatest attributes of beauty. the best thing to use us a tonic, and is ing into,” it said. » » * UH'HUH. Doctor—One of those high heads that run to a sharp peak at the top is usually a token of feeble-mindedness, Listener—Ah, yes! What one might call pyramidiotic, eh? * - - Ol, VOIL. From rugged Maine to Golden Gate this photo-real stuff is unfurled. And every fit-show in the land has “the | best movies in the world” i - * * Oil Stoves. i One time In a careless moment | Luther Burbank, the well-known dou. | ble-crosser, conceived the unique and | mischievous Idea of crossing the | glow-worm and the skunk, The result was an ofl stove, The hybrid inherited its heat from | the glow-worm and its aroma from | the skunk. | When one retires in a fireless, ra- diatorless, reglsterless room from home, they sometimes put one of these kerosene, air-cooled con sumers in with him for company. Any time he wakes in the night he | knows the stove Is there, because he ean smell It, i He ig glad It doesn't make any | heat, for smells smell worse In| a warm room than In a cold room. They say there are oll stoves that | warm one. But we have not seen | all The lashes should be once a month for nat least three months, By this time, in connection with the vse of a tanfe, they will have sufficient stimulation to grow thick clipped back (Copyright) wnssnmsll Josssie » ” ol CROSBY'S KIDS hi + IS THATAU YOU HAVE T0 DO? NAW 1607 Two MORE ON THE NEXT STRICKEN WORLD Shall Chaos or Reconstruction in Europe Follow the Great World War? SOME LIGHT ON BOLSHEVISM Movement Not Anarchistic, as So Many Seem to Think—Probably Is Best Described as “Con. sistent Socialism.” By FRANK COMERFORD, If I were asked to name the prinel- pal cause for the growing unrest my The al- attl Russian bolshevism-—an of Europe—has been, and is, fought; it isn't entitled to a trial. Renms of paper have been used to as sall it. Captains of industry and gov- ernment officials have vied other in making assault on it. Many of who oppose bolshevism are indignant if you ask them what it Is and why they oppose it. They charac- terize It, attack it, resent it. heat has been shown in discussing it, without throwing any light on the sub ject. Absurd lles have been told about bolshevism, essary and stupid lies have posed, with the result that has been bred, unrest fed. with each those been ex. suspicion their hate for their emplovers and de stroy thelr already government, Whether right wrong, whether it is a good thing bad thing, it is at least a it litical plan, capable of being ex: measured, and few of the things it It is entitled to a hearing on its mer te. It cannot be abuse, Bolshevism Not Anarchy, Those lead the against It frequently and define it If there is thing that bolshevism is archy. Much avoided, many dissolved If understanding of bolshevism is definite po welghed has been howled down In who as anarchy. not, it COntroverss wil differences of we to a falr ] of the come open progri tunes is that we form opinions informat out us im. One the great misfor with with stubbornly rush to judgments then Much of life In big things, due werstanding, close our minds. of and strife as in little matters, habit. Anarchy lessneoss, nots criminal r the fas is not withstand this the popular m the term, Say “anar man or won is erage it looks frightene thrower, a Such a man dyn is not 8 terrorist, a criminal, ist, 8 murderer. Let a spade and be sure we know an anar us cal other better. Anarchism i= an old and respectable philosophy. The anarchist is an Indi He is opposed to state, He argues that great power delegated to government limits the growth and freedom of the indi vidual. He dreams of an Ideal state in which human beings will be so perfect they need no law, His doctrine is an enlargement, an exaggeration of the idea that the government which gov erns least governs best. He isn't a lawbreaker. He is a law abolisher, He reasons that when murder leaves the human heart there will be no occasion for laws against killing: that the statute against murder is only printed words on the page of a law book, ut of killing his fellow man. He says that we should develop our artistic and moral sides and by evolution gradually repeal one law after an- other until all law disappears, It is pure idealism--it Is a movement to- ward perfection, It is the millennium It is poetry. Kipling wrote its con- stitution when he wrote: And only the Master shall praise us, And only the Master shall blame, And no one shall work for money, And no one shall work for fame, But each for the joy of working, Each in his separate star Bhall draw the Thing as he sees it For the God of Things as They Are. Merely a Beautiful Dream, Few people will contend that this theory is anything more than a beauti- ful dream. Probably the first and greatest of the anarchists was the great Greek philosopher Zeno, from Crete, the Tounder of the stole philoso- phy, whe died 270 yoars B, C. It is disturbing to find dyrnamiters called anarchists, and In the same breath hear included some of the greatest idealists that have ever trod the earth, The very mention of the two types in the same class gives respec. tability to the totally ugly, depraved, ignorant, lawless criminhl, I went to a standard authority for a common-sense definition of bolshev- Ism. I was in Prague on my way up toward the bolshevik front. I spent an afternoon with President Thomas BERL TTY G., Masaryk of the viakian republic. He knows Russian, He was in Ing the revolution ning of the put bolshevism in the saddle, written Russia and an authority on the subject, 1 him, “What 18 bolshevism?’ His an swer was: “Bolshevism tent socialism.” (7204 Slav. ho-8lo- He gia dur- new is a and at begin. which He has 8 accepted counter-revolution oP “a asked is consis Bolshevism is an old, untried theory of government. Its object is to secure a greater production and a mere just distribution. Soclalism says that men are without motive for effi- cient work today because they do not get a fair share of the they produce; that the way things to ship. Under such a plan, they every man would be working for him- self, in the that all would be working for the state, and that as all gay, Rense interests mutual. The working and much could he would be helping to shorten the workday, because if all the people of the world were at work they produce an necessary for and comfort, all he no more than another and it the of work to shorten his own The program to destroy all There will be no such thing property. land, the be socialist and by would common that as he BHYVS doing as could abundance of the every everything happiness would have would have to 4 i fds} individual to needed, one would be interests each workday, prom owners of socialism private a8 priva No one wil 1 factories, the rallro mines, everything, The ng, manage the product, ishes profits, rent and common. abo To DEeCessSary understand to word confuse clearly ing of the the word “money.” totally differ » metal or paper used by nt to make the exchar ducts With ild go back which the ded «14 in the i power 1x money buy. reserve dillions of leaflets, pamphl and books have been ¢lircul Millions of speeches have been made. Drawing rooms have been to it. highbrows have professed faith, lowhrows have thundered creed from soaphoxes on the corpers. It has flourished best It has furnished prime thrown the street in Europe. ministers —~4jt is a shout. In the new govern- ments which have come out of the war it Is a militant, dominant factor. The bolshevism of Russia Is pure socialism—literal communism. At this moment I am not writing of the meth- ods of the bolsheviks, First, 1 want to make clear and simple their plan. Bolshevism is an effort to put inte practice the doctrine preached Plato, programmed by Marx, Advocates Trial of Hun Leaders. If Hindenburg guilty of offenses against they, and not some of their lings, should pay the penalty. It would a farce to let them go and to their subordinates; and it a farce to try to impress be convict would be majesty of international law while fearing to try leaders who are in po- sition to arouse a public clamor In their behalf, burg and Ludendorff be among the first to answer. They stand as heroes be fore their followers and no lowers than the spectacle of their lead ers brought to book.~—Exchange. Showing Kaiser's Viciousness. The Germans, in setting fire to the Louvain library, totally destroyed not only the printed books numbering from 250000 to 300,000 volumes and nearly 1,000 manuscripts which the library contained, but also the famous university halls, thus destroying In three days that which had taken five centuries to build up. Only once be fore In history has such a disaster been inflicted upon the world, when in A. D, 643, the Caliph Omar, with blasphemy only equaled by that of the kalser, destroyed the library of Alex: andrin In the name of God, and that is of very doubtful authority.~Chi- cago Evening Post. TENSE PRESSURE ON HER HEAD | Pained Me Just All the Time,” | Says Alabama Lady, Who Took Cardui and Got Well, Uniontown, Ala~—*After the birth of {| my baby, I came near dying” writes | Mrs. Maude Felts, of Uniontown. “I | was in an awful condition. , , . It | just looked like I would dle, “l couldn't bear anyone to { touch me, I was so sore, not even to | turn me in bed, My sides, back and | hend all pained me, just all the time. “We had the doctor every day and he did everything he it looked like. Yet I lay there suffering | such Intense pains as seems I can't even knew how, | describe, “Finally, I said to my husband, ‘let | us try Cardul’ , , . He went for it at once, and before I had taken the first bottle the , . . the soreness to go I began to The seemed | all at once to leave my head, and be- came back, began way away, intense mend. pressure fore long I was “1 took strong I believed Cardul saved I cannot praise it enough for it did for me)” If a tonic Take Cardul, —Adv, up. three bottles and was well and and able to do my work. my life. what you are a woman, and need the Woman's Tonle. Foresight. “This be of Dear love.” “What kind “A beautiful 3 ing reat ised an e affection if hb seems Case ure prom- re unbounded t settle $100,- love's labor Qaeril LIFT OFF CORNS WITH FINGERS Doesn't hurt a bit and costs only few cents agicl J yp a little Freezone at touchy corn, instantly it stops aching, then you lift the corn off with the fingers! Truly! No humbug! Try Freezone! Your druggist sells a tiny bottle for a few cents, sufficient to rid your feet of every hard corn, scft corn, or corn between the toes, and calluses, without one particle of pain, soreness or irritation. Freezone is the discovery of a noted Cincinnati genlus~Adv, hose Girls. talked about me 88 200n As “No, dea tended to | Boston Tra Thousands Have Kidney | Trouble and Never | Suspect It Adplicants for Insurance Often Rejected. godging from reports from druggists are constantly in direct touch with public, there is one preparation that ha* Deen very successful in overcomi ese conditions. The mild and i fluence of Dr. Kilmer's realised, vou had at ficiently, = \ success, An examining physician for one of the made the as majority of those whose are declined do mot mo applies. at 81 drug stores in bottles i and large. owever, if you wish first t preparation send ten ol r & Co., Binghamton, N. be of to motion this paper.—~Adv. i Human Dynamo, “That actress is a dynamo of ener ge” “Yep: perpetual emotion."—Low. Ville Courier-Journal. | oe , Fortunate is the bride that marries wise man uever boasts because has never been In jall-—yet, te bes man at her wedding
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