THE CENTRE REPORTER, CENTRE HALL, PA. | = guess that will be all,” she said CALOMEL! It's Mercury! Quick- sliver! Shocks the Liver—Danger! You're bilious, but take “Cascarets”! You have a throbbing sensation in your head, a bad taste in your mouth, your eyes burn, your skin is yellow, with dark rings under your eyes; your lips are parched, your bowels are constl- pated. No wonder you feel foggy, mean and ill-tempered. You need Cas- carets tonight. Don't continue being a bilious nuisance to ypurself and those who love you, and don't resort to harsh physics that irritate and in- jure, ;f the stomach, liver and bowels are nded by morning with gentle, harm- ess Cascarets—they work while you sleep, never gripe, shock, sicken or In- convenience you. They're grand! Adv, His Occupation Gone. X—That burglar client getting him acquitted. 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Look for the mame Gold Medal om avery bos and accept vo imitation of Backache The intense pain from a lame back is quickly alleviated by a prompt application of Yager’s Lini. ment. Sufferers from rheumatism, sciatica, neuralgia, sprains, etc. should always keep a bottle of “Yager's” handy as its penetrative qualities quickly bring relief from pain. At all dealers, Price 35 cents, The large bottle of Yager's Liniment con. tains twice as much as as the usual 50c bottle of liniment, YAGER S WIL RELIEVES PAIN GILBERT BROS. & 00.: Baltimore, Md. 1066S STHMA REMEDY SO EEE WANTED Black Walnut Logs We pay highest cash prices for logs 12" and up, 8 to 16 ft. long, in carload lots, f. 0. b. cars at loading points. = ADDRESS Lock Box 18, St. Bernard Branch | CINCINNATI, OHIO ULLDIEELHT ELLER ERLE ELLIE Hunan FROM HEAVEN VIA CAROLINE By H. LOUIS RAYBOLD | rari) (©. 1920, by McClure Newspaper Syndicates.) Down on thelr knees before the bed, thelr scant front halr twisted In gro- tesque curlers, the two Nelson sisters were saying their payers. To be ac- curate, it was Sarah who was doing the actual petitioning, but her words found an ardent echo in Fanny's heart. “Dear Lord. send us a sign. at the end of our rope. know we must decide tomorrow. If it be meant that we keep our little place, Let it be that the money we comes to take In five dollars-——was it we'll know that it was best for us to sell. Amen.” Solemnly arising, they climbed into folded their withered hands be- refuge from their worries in slumber. harum-searum “out Kansas," the facing for some decreasing income. had managed to hang on errant, West in had been steadily nephew Nelson years No to a far the into a tiny shop, the proceeds of which seldom averaged four dollars a day, semi-occasional repairs. Not many people nowadays in Farm- To the newer gen- little cakes and souvenir spoons to in st ies School children stopped In on way to school to buy a penny’s worth and poked around, and—there was Car- oline, The have had to go out of business long a gisters often sald they woul it not been for Carolin brown had been And the only nt rly from Billy, the harum-scarum nephew, and indeed to everyone, gince she was thing of five she customer, she was fail reguin who heard To Caroline, the two women often declared it great trial to them to Keep the It was not right that particu- larly of their bringing up, should have to “work.” was a shop. women, As a matter of fact, intgrest in their life held Without it but sit little store was the one thing te color their gray days ve done nothing of the big go by without wave a hand at they eonid ha in watch and ife ever to No was one other thing they could } that, it les that windows house iif the go by turning them wethere do than they sell and that to and seemed more hesi was just what They with likely would have do old ceeds take n a brightly furnished, utterly ual room in the Home for the house, out lense until unindivid- en. For several years, Charlie Wallace, Farmingdale's very up-and-coming estate agent tered the life m with offers for the 1 offers. very large meager earnings of the ll been just sufficient to carry they had refused. ut recently, si try, people hadn't been so desirous of ouy nese lily bulbs guaranteed to bloom by Easter, Lettets Billy. to whom they had grown old enough to seize a wild opportunity to go West and make a Earn assured had not been answered and the other that the letters had ne reached him. Yet hearts, each felt that the only man in the family to whom they could go, even eatly often, aunts each ver their old deep In i And now the day of decision was at Charlie was comin at eight that Wallace o'clock they would sell. And true to New England tradition, they had laid their burden In the hands of the Lord. In the morning, Sarah arose an hour earlier than usual to take down the ghutters. A passing milkman, forti- fying himself with a craller, might make the very difference between five Little by little during the day, trickled in the pennies and dimes and occasionally quarters. Along about three o'clock, the tin box held nearly three dollars. At five, Jimmy Wil Hams’ purchase of erackers and cheese brought the total up to three fifty. A few minutes later, a neighbor paid up a small account of one dollar. Four. fifty! Then came Caroline, Her purchases came to 30 cents Then she decided on a bottié of foun- tain pen ink-she bought a great deal of that-—that made 45 cents. The two old women watched her as she tucked her packages undér her arm and start. ed slowly for the door, her eyes sweep. ing the shelves for something she might have forgotten. They looked upon her as holding in her small chain. purse the very mandate of the Lord; vet not by word or sign would they in- fluence her, brightly, one hand on the door. At that moment the six o'clock whistle from Farmingdale's one factory broke shrilly on the alr. That fmeant clos- ing time, The shop never had any eves ning trade. As Caroline went out, Sarah looked at Fanny and Fanny looked at Sarah, and In that brief interchange of glances was expressed all that they saw descending upon them-—the final putting up of the shutters, the sight of tne filled shelves, the Lord's emissary on the doorstep. “Dad sald to bring him home an apple ple, If you had one. Have you?" “Thank the Lord, yes!” “Here it is!" all business, Quite there wap nothing else for the “old giris"” to do than to meet his price, he was astounded to get a re- tic comment as to their folly In refus ing such an eminently remarkable of- And the two uratively drew he fig- as sisters themselves down In their belts went out, “Hello—hello I” youth Who Just blown that in wus Tit iise “Bllly 7" eried the aunts; then, sure “It's me,” he sald. “Just dropped off the old sixty-five. 1 got your letter and decided It was quicker to answer Much excited conversation followed, And at the end, while Billy way with the mate to Caroline's apple ple, he sald quite casually: “I'll Aunt Sarah. It's just what 1 muddle buy the house, “Why—why, you sound as if you 1} your ‘pile, sure did.” he made sald Fanny si | some.” sald, “and “But will you want so big a Sarak, think we ily. “Caroline?” “Who else?” “1 always sald 1 and I just stopped now on mj) station to She asked “ said will—Caroline asked Billy '‘d come back from the ask her to marry me very soon. vou needn't work in thi more.” and Fanny They would have sigh of re f. jut Sarah _ Bash, Caroline, 2 t! matier cussing ie darling. It will be the house and have them home but tittle even it.” “Whatever you iy wonderful make there store, And as Fanny remarked ong Sarah, n i, 0 “You & she gently dusted 1: . can't agains go IN EVERYTHING TOPSY TURVY Dress, Manners, and Customs in China Are Direct Opposites of Those of the West. Men wear trousers In China that ms turvy Upon mesting shakes hands with friend. In hot nape of Chinaman the ot with " n he shades } but the front of his head, he refreshes ne r mittinne than 03 . putting the cup on top of the not under it one's Yh toe nin 1 to kil} common is not enemy, it is more form of revenge to heap shame upon ide # al tances enemy by cor Many be mentioned fitting Ong sic other ins doorstep. can which make the Chinaman different from the Western Thus he likes eggs not new hurled his Books are pri work back. have been He hot Instend of eed at the end with the 3 but those that years, drinks and lines reading from the we page downward, and fros to left, The most unusual nu Chinese way In When two oars are used, the Chinaman, to the European's stands and pushes instead of sitting If he sits he leaps back inst the stern and thrusts on the handle of the oar with his feet, or sculls method, Dickens’ Appreciation of Himself, i the reception his writings would re ceive from many persons is shown by the following quotations from his Charles Dickens edition of one class of is plain truth to another.” And “1 have never touched a eharacter pre- cisely from the life, but some counter. part of that character has incredu lously asked me: ‘Now, really, did 1 ever really see one like t7" And “All the Pecksniff family upon earth are quite agreed, I believe, that such a character as Mr. Pecksniff is an exag geration and that no such character ever existed.” Sometimes Happens, “A man that's too set,on havin' his own way,” said Jud Tunkins, “is mighty lable, along towards nightfall, to find himself ringin' doorbells and Inquirin’ how to get back to the main road.” ; i > dren's cl at the their line with stowed Hnon the { stowed upon the win child at any ind they make frocks that have FEIT » Bil ” rm to lend to young wear- | pearl it has d iL tine copy It eX- tiy, for with imp mer has made a masterplece. UST bow much and just how littie | J one requires in the way of new clothes for the coming summer is a matter that must be decided by each adividual for herself. Women feel that they are being “held up” on the | orices of some things and, even when | Therefore maay among those who have always had money and who un- jorstand values, are leaving it to the newly prosperous to buy extravagantly rich and high-priced apparel, content- ing themselves with simpler and less costly things. They are selecting prac. tieal frocks that will serve a variety »f purposes and buying only what they actually need-—which is more or less —gecording to circumstances. Lovely washable dresses of fine cottons, that will continue to look fresh as long as they last, simple taffeta frocks, dura- ble eating and reliable woolens, attract them, Every woman knows how practical hands of profiteers, wag, a a es will not grow tired of one that has style as its chief asset, that possesses these virtues, picture something new in silk dresses ig shown In a black taffeta with pipings, facings, collar and vest In white taffeta, white pearl buttons and buttonholes of white sou tache braid. Over a plain and rather short underskirt, an overgarment with short kimono sleeves, faced back with white taffeta, hangs straight down from the shoulders or appears to. The chances are that it is tacked in an few plaits at the waistline unde the taffeta sash. The design could not be much simpler, but it Is new and full of snap. The dress would be pretty in dark blue and tan or beige might take the place of white in Its develop a LIFT OFF CORNS! Apply few drops then lift sore, touchy corns off with fingers—No pam! bit! Drop a little g corn, instantly Doesn't burt a Treezone on an achin i hat corn hurting, then you lift | it right out. Yes, magic! TA tiny bottle of Freezone costs but | a few cents at any drug store, but is sufficient corn, soft corn, toes, and the { irritation, Freezone | rovery stops to remove every hard or corn between the calluses, without soreness or dis- It is sensational of a Cincl ti genius, wonderful —Adv. Excess of Oil Production, when the illustrated The far in Oklahoma i Came he oil sl 101. was ansporta- vas stored dikes, that were Oirs duction 34 was at i 4 il to 3 t ners WOMEN NEED SWAMP-ROOT Thousands of women have kidney and bladder trouble and never suspect it, Womens’ laints often prove to be els kidney or the or bladder not cause rrr Cony ) but trouble, disease, in a healthy may the other or » diseased back, headache, loss of am- usness, are often times symp- Don't y starting Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Roct, a physician's pre scription, obtained any drug store, may ' at iz be just the remedy needed to overcome such treatment 55 conditions Get a medium or large size bottle im- mediately from any drug store However, if you wish this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y,, for a sample bottle. When writing be sure ang mention this paper.~Adr, Met His Match h finar first to test Brigand En arian ings week | and in ti { brigand | BOSCHEE'S SYRUP. A cold the com- mon of all disorders and when neglect. od Is apt to be most dangerous. Ste. tistics that more than three times many people died from in fluenza last year, as were killed in the greatest war the world has ever known. For the last fifty-three years Boschee's Syrup has heen used for bronchitis, colds, throat Ire ritation and especially lung troohles. It gives the patient a good night's rest, free from coughing, with easy | expectoration in the morning. Made in America and used in the homes of thousands of families all over the | civilized world. Sold everywhere. —Adv, Arctic Advantage. “An Eskimo will stay in for months at a stretch.” “That's his luck,” replied Mr. Growcher., "It's too cold up there for the landlord to travel around and serve notice that the rent has been raised.” is probably most show as coughs, his house RECIPE FOR GRAY MAIR, To half pint of water add 1 oz. Bay Rum, a small box of Burt Ootnpoun en and % oz. of glycerine. Apply to t ir twice a week until it becomes the desired shade. Any druggist oan put this up or you can mix it at home at very little cost, It wil gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair, and will make harsh hair soft and glossy. It will not color the sealp, is not sticky or greasy, and does not rub off —Adv. Comparative Values, “Don't you think the starlight is go romantic? “Yes, but moonshine is more substantial.” — ——" — Pure blood is essenifal to good health. Garfield Tea dispels impurities, cleanses the system and eradicates disease. ~Adv. Public schools can teach the speaks ing of good English, but environtment teaches herder,
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