Thousands Have Kidney Trouble and Never Suspect It Applicants for Insurance Often Rejected. Judging from reports from druggists who are constantly in direct touch with the public, there 1s one preparation that has been very successful in overcoming these conditions, The mild and healing influence of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is soon realized, It stands the highest for its remarkable record of success. An examining physician for one of the prominent Life Insurance Companies, in an interview of the subject, made the as tonishing statement that one reason why so many applicants for insurance are re jected is because kidney trouble is so eommon to the American people, and the large majority of those whose applica: tions are declined do not even suspect that they have the disease. Tt is on sale at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medium and large. However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cents to Dr Kilmer & Co., Binzhamton, N. Y.. for a sample bottle, When writing be sure and mention this paper.—Adv, Its Sound. u] ways on the qu I motor,” “Is that a min nl new make? PAPE’S DIAPEPSIN EAT ONE TABLET! ACIDITY, DYSPEPSIA OR ANY STOMACH MISERY. Undigested food! Lumps of pain; -S i “Poor, Crazy” Hobo” oy By EDWIN BALMER —————————————— (Copyright.) One crime remalned for No. 82 mixed freight, west bound, Short- handed and overloaded (five in the crew and eighty-three cars), she had “broken” twice, stopped for hot box four times, and had been forced to double over every hill from Crews to Stockton. Therefore, at Benton she had “laid | out” No. 17, east-bound passenger: at | Jefferson she had held up No. 35, the fast freight of refrigerated perishables rushing to Chicago; at Evans she had delayed passenger No. 15 for half an | hour; at Brunswick she had held back passenger No. 24; and last, at Lavern she had laid out, for almost an hour, the crack Transcontinental Express No. | 9, east bound. In ten minntes No. 32 would com- the twin Transcontinental rush. | up from behind, The siding at also, fifty minutes to reach from utes were The were goue, hours, humili- long Crew, exhausted, They had out thirty-eight exasperated, freighted too exhaustion and exasperation, but this | the humiliation was Their superiors hind humiliated them | time overdone, stant relef—No waiting! The moment yon cat a tablet or two of Pape’s Diapepsin all the indigestion pain and dyspepsia distress stops, Your disordered stomach will fine at once. Peal ae and cost Adv, Pape’s Diapepsin never fail very little at drug stores. The successful! bird is #) who one makes all his mistakes whe: 19 looking. iH) One towns and by wire al the stops between, | Their equals on the other trains had | humbled them us they slunk Into the | but what was entirely Infol- their ioferiors and worse, the very hobos stealing rides on the train, them and rubbed it in. Thirty hobos had boarded the train hill beyond Lavern, overborse weak crew, broken into a ear of sidings ; scattered the it had had rest along till ceased to The crew had found It best to sulk caboose at the end | the volley of train till Stones % OPEN NOSTRILS! END § A COLD OR CATARRH How To Get Relief When Head and Nose are Stuffed Up. County fifty! Your cold in head or catarrh disappears, trils head will clear and you can breathe freely. No more snuffling mucous discharge, dryness ache; no struggling for breath at night. Get a small bottle of Ely's Cream in your nostrils. It penetrates through every air passage of the head, soothing and healing the swollen or inflamed mucous membrane, giving you instant relief. Head colds and eatarrh yield like magie. Don't stay stuffed-up and miserable. Relief is sure. —Ady, The man funite has the favits who but little to sas of others considers hig own concerning COUNT FIFTY! PAINS AND NEURALGIA GONE and misery right out with “8t. Jacobs Liniment” s———— ment right into the sore, nerves, and like magic—nenralgia dis appears. “8t. Jacobs Liniment” con quers pain. It is a harmless “neuralgia relief” which doesn’t burn or discolor the skin. Don't suffer! It's so needless, Got ft small trial bottle from any drug store and gently rub the “aching nerves” and in just a moment you will be absolutely free from pain and suffering. No difference whether your paln or neuralgia is in the face, head or any part of the hody, you get instant relief with this old-time, honest pain de stroyer—it ean not injure.— Ady, A sunny temper gilds the edge of Life's blackest cloud, BOSCHEE’S SYRUP Why use ordinary cough remedies when Boschee's Syrup has been used 80 successfully for fifty-one years in all parts of the United States for coughs, bronchitls, colds settled in the throat, especially lung troubles? It Rives the patient a good night's rest, free from coughing, with ensy expec toration In the morning, gives nature & chance to soothe the inflamed parts, throw off the disease, helping the pa tient to regain his health, Made in Ameriea and sold for more than half & century. ~Ady, An. old toper says the sweets of life are always mixed with the bitters, There Ig no rhyme for ¢'iver, but § Jingles with gold very nicely. vin will corres, 7 harm the tramps had departed. Then, of No. 32 sprang for us The object “empty” en ine was still asleep In the the middle the train, had come him some hours before; but that was before they at of Crew upon learned the personal advantages ule to elect tramps, iid before they bad laid out the last Trans tele and tl received passenger trains we continental, and the graphic edmments Harring sciousness thereon. the object to Kalvert and Bender, side, picked him up. One of the others opened wider the big door of the bax car. “One,” Harring Kalvert swung the hobo between “Two,” Harring kicked again. No in a last spurt to reach the siding before No, 10 cpuld overtake it, put on speed and Yard ahead, but the men in the car did not heed It, “Three!” The hobo, nt the touch of Harring's foot, swung free from hands either and dove out through the door in a low parabola, A howl! and for an instant a ETRY gup appeared in the flying hedge beside the Kicked oO while remarked. with an as and Bender them, acy ihe, the on wide “He's hit “What for?” the road.” You muttered Har do want to hurt a ie ! it upon the "Why conldn’t you let him go | the bush? Kalvert man sae spat upon the floor, but “We're hitting it up.” “The damned Bender grunted gruffly, The drew himself up on his hands. He felt stunned and deadened he observed | hobo” ! hobo battered dullness than of pain. He had | have been quite senseless after he struck--not for very long, but for a few moments anyway. i Yet as he dragged himself around | and sat up, he saw that he could searce | Iy have lost consciousness. They md thrown him off half-way around a curve, and the red light of the caboose was still visible at the farther horn of the crescent. He gazed at it stupidly and rubbed his eyes with his swollen knuckles, but still the red light persisted there, and it came to him slowly that the train must have stopped. The wagon road the tramp had been thrown upon might lead to a town, but he couldn't tell how far off it might be, or in which direction. The train was there, and now that he was hurt the hobo thought he might get the crew to jet him ride to the next station; If not, he might hide himself somehow, He was wondering only whether he sould enteh them In time to ask them fo let him on again; and If they wouldn't, he was planning where he might hide from them. Then he saw that something was the mutter with the train. The cars were not straight on the track, but were lying across it in every direction. The roofs had slid down and the sides bulged out. Big boards and barrels and boxes were thrown about, nnd as far as the tramp could see through the darkness, the wavy line of enes zig ragged ernzily over both sides of the re, Some were rolled over on their d But nowhere in the long line was there a sound or sign of life, although the little flaring wick In the red lamp at the rear of the train still burned. The tramp pulled the lamp from its fastening and walked along the wreck- age, until, from under a pile of boards ut his feet, he heard .a groan. The hobo kicked the boards and the He leaned over, wenkness, tugged Ineffectually at the pinnking. His fingers kept letting go their hold and he sat back helplessly, but he knew the man underneath was conscious now, for the mutterings were audible, though still incoherent, “Number ie; ., . . tem . , . BOR... . ten... dah , . . ten ws «0B , , . ten—" the man underneath was saying as the hobo tugged over him. The tramp tore a board free and the man below shuddered and twisted his head in the ragged hole. “Number ten, damn you,” he gasped in pain from the weight of which his lungs were relieved. “Stop ten , ie . . . YOU press train behind us” he explained stop it there . . . HD. . . an PE tt The understood at: last, and Harring sank back again unconscious, The tramp was running mechanics! ly, automatically, at the tralnman’s bidding. From far away the whistle of No. 10 came to him, half startied him from his automatism, and he raced on more consciously, His legs wobbled queer he forced and he stumbled between the ties, sometimes staggering two or three back- ward to his balance before he madly forward agaln from No. 10 hobo fas them steps suave The echiood second screech past him, and, lie looked fearfully aliead and did the engine, he suddenly recalled that he wis on the curve and spurred on more desperately, throwing himself forward now as he stumbled and pressing him self up again with his free hand when he fell. It was yards to the beginning of the straight stretch which he must reach to sigaal the train. Again No. 10 whistled, but now the sound, instead of around the crescent ahead, seemed to the tramp to come through the woods st his side, and, as he glanced aside, It seomed to through the opening ran through the facing about to the di rection of the shriek, the trae raced the cut-off, The pound of the train now came to as not see quite two hundred coming come directly a path Sponta neously where frees him clearly as he ran: dirt of the path spread him Yet he lurched over it with high, strain for they were but the smooth before ei strides, and stil cling the treacherous ties when 3 no e to trip him, he dipped at stride lapted it the train great longer ther first. But “wif and be reeled on to best To beat his WOON Nu 4 kust of of al about the train! the Transcontinental's engine rs ally h him, yet he had to beat the bad to beat it. but he co coming fast issed through the frees train Id hear it Wn that He vis muscles and the § il his little = “1 i i : : seemed nothing could feel Ta pain of beat of his feet upon the path, but compared with the rush of the tr seemed held by a weight, In the opening ahead he saw the track where it crossed his little path and he had the train to track! Madly, thinking only to the race, and to lighten himself. buried the signal lantern from and seemed to gain a little, The track showed plainly before him. abimost at his feet, so plainly that he knew the headlight of the en almost over the spot where the path it. To beat the train there beat the train, He didn't know hs strength came from or that It came at fill It stiffened his and He ten from the track, but the train was almost as tremendous ain, he to beat that win he him ain Rie was Crossed fo ail jogs was feet To beat It now-—to win at the Gail! his eyes but he shut them and threw himself forward blindly, with his sras thrown out. it was the end of the race. and pounding engine beaten by the little man-—roared to fry to frighten him man wouldn't be frightened or cheated, triumph, he gathered himself, hurtled forward-—and beat the train to the track. * - - - . . - “The crazy, damned hobo,” the en. gineer of No. 10 sputtered to the group which gathered about the pilot. “Sul. cide ; suicide, that’s what it 1s. Jumped right out of the bushes there and threw himself under the wheels. Heard me whistle, didn't you? But he was bound to kill himself, "Thought he might be crazy and 1 gave her Sand and reversed hor; but he was under the wheels as soon as I saw him. Sulcide; suicide . . . dove right under the wheels , , snd I'll get raked for killing him! Killing him? Lora!" A man ~~ Bender ~« blood spattered and winded, burst through the group and clung, panting, to the engineer, “Thank God ¥' stopped. Thirty-two's all over the track ‘round the curve and « + « what stopped ye?! Ran over man? . , . Lord! It's the erazy hobo we swung off ‘bout here, , , Lucky fr you he got on the right ¢' way, . . .. and Cr us, too—the poor, zy hobo", St 4 via Pat e engineer af, No. 10 was kneel- ing ih ets Hd the rough cloth of the sleeve of the man lying under the plief. “Poor, crazy hobo,” he murmured very softly, “poor, erazy bobo,” pL R. Cobb has two sons—he want either to become a ball Tyrus doesn’t player, He would not have elther become a ball player if he knew, in advance, that each would achieve Jasting fame in the national game, “lI have some very definite plans laid out for my youngsters” says Cobb. rst of all, I want them to learn the value of a silver dollar. “When they complete thelr grade school work 1 want each to get into a factory where hard work will be the law of employment. After laboring | there for six months, or a year (which should be sufficient time for them to become familiar with the whims of moiey) I am going to send them to & miiitary school, Doesn't Want Snobs. ER OF HIS SONS | sity, Completing their college courses | they will be equipped to compete with the problems of life, Where Fame Flees. ball player's fame You are a star today apd a has- tomorrow. There no perma- | nency. 1 do not regret having played. | but, at the same time, 1 cannot help | but wish that I had established my- | self along more permanent lines, There are very few ball players who pald In excess end that is not a remarkable salary | for a man in business. In fact, it is | the rule, if the man is worth any | thing to himself, or his employer. Again, a ball player's life is limited. | At best he cannot last more than 8 | few years in the big leagues—and there is his single chance to earn real | money, “A fleet. ing. been is too is get fz real right now, that there anger of these boys of mine be snobbish, 1 not want to coming do ed ns 8 ball player; 1 insist that my youngsters do not capitalize becanse | of it “A few years in a military school | will set them straight in life. in health, It wili remove all thoughts of them "being better than the other fellow’ and they will also acquire the qualities of leadership, “After military school want training 1 them to go to some big univer Former Manager Puts an End to Ques. tion of Mis Return to Baseball by Signing Up. Jack Barry, former manager of the Boston Red Rox, has put an end to the question of his return to baseball Jack Barry, by signing a contract to play this sea. son with the Boston American club. Barry recently was discharged from the navy, in which he served during the war as a chief yeoman, CHINAMAN IS GRIDIRON STAR Sammy Kal Kee Only Celestial to Make American Varsity Elevenwe He Plays Halfback, In the international game on the world’s political gridiron Chis may be hopelessly outpointed, but there ia one Chinese player who may be ex pected to come hurtling around the end for gains, He's Sammy Kal Kee, and he's learned to buck the line as halfback on the University of Call fornia football team. : The only celestial who has ever played on a big Ameriean college team, Sammy Kee has added some “ways that are dark snd (ricks that are vain” to pigskin lore-—to the glory of L's varsity amd the delight of the bleachers, “When he Is through as a player | he has to start all over again. He | starts under the handicap of age. It | He hasn't | foundation and he has to draw | on the money he has saved when a By the time | he Is capable of earning a decent wage | are exhausted and he is | then starting where the young fellow | of 25 years left off. : “Ball playing iz all right if you | know, in advance, that you are going | to be a star, but unless you do, my | will do something else.” his savings sons LITTLE PICKUPS --OF SPORT Fred Fulton's days as a fighter are about ever, Artie Fietcher has signed to play with the Giants again. - * *® Princeton is optimistic over its foot- ball prospects for next fall, = = » Pat Moran is planning on several more trades to strengthen the Reda, . 8s 9» : New York fans are looking forward to enjoying Sunday baseball this sea son. » Clark Griffith says he wouold play Babe Ruth on first base if he had : him, La *- = » It will not be surprising if Dempsey j rules favorite over Willard when they enter the ring. . * @» Scott Perry is all ready to play ball for Connie Mack again. He dida't oven threaten to hold out. - - * The Terry MeGovern-Bat Nelson fight in Philadelphia drew a gate of $22000, That was in 1906, . & More big bouts will be held in Lon- don before our soldiers and sailors return from the other side, * =» » Roy Thomas, who has coached the Penn baseball teams for six years will be back on the old Job this spring. La The national commission is active these days reinstating players who quit baseball for the shipyards last Jean . Litut, Larry Smart, former Dela ware college football star, is éne of fie latest American “aces” to return to this country. .- & » does It may be with a major instead of a minor lenge Jute. SAGE TEA BEAUTIFIES AND DARKENS HAIR Don't Stay Gray! It Darkers 23 Naturally that Nobody can Teil, You can turn gray, faded hair b tifully dark and lustrous almost night if you'll get a bottle of “Wyeotli's Bage and Sulphur Compound” at any drug store. Millions of bottles of this old famous Bage Tea Recipe, improved by the addition of other ingredients, are sold annually, says a wellknown druggist here, because it darkens the hair so naturally and evenly that no one can tell it has been applied, "hose whose hair is turnise gray or becoming faded have a surprise await- ing them, because after one or two applications the gray hair vanishes und your locks become luxuriantly dark and beautiful, This is the age haired, unattractive folks aren't wanted around, get busy with Wyeth's Bage and Sulphur Compound to-night and you'll be delighted with your dark, handsome hair and your vouthful appearance within. a few dave. —Adv. o% of youth. GQGray- "iy Had Heard Her Before. mia you? the a4 Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured by Incal applications 3 hey cannot reach the diseased portic of the ear. There is only one way 10 cure Catarrhal Deafness, and that is by a constitutional remedy. HALLS CATARBH MEDICINE acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. Catarrhal Deafness is caused by an Inflamed condition of ths musous lining of the BE achizn Tube When this tube is inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed, Dea ® is the result. Unless the inflammation can be re- duced and this tube restore” to fts nor. mal condition, hearing may .e destroyed forever Many cases of Deafness ars an inflamed condition of the Mucous Surfaces ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot be cured by HALLS CATABRRR MEDICINE All Druggists Te. Circulars free F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. thi It's all right to hope for ut it won't get you much u 0 work for Freshen a Heavy Skin With the antiseptic, fascinating Cutl. cura Talcum Powder. an exquisitely scented convenient, economies) skin, baby perfume, perfluous, face, lusting Renders ther perfumes su- One of the Caticura Toilet and d powder Political old-fashion« Weekly Health Talks A Single Remedy Often Cures Many Diseases BY VALENTINE MOTT almost It is the endless dis Perhaps a whole per would be required You eat to keep alive flesh and bone and muscle and brain. It i= easy to see that if your food is not di- gested and taken up by the delicate or gans and distributed where it disease of some sort is sure t pepsia ac impossible to give a list of sigestion, Dew EDs - ail, and em A FQ i# needed, a Drs. znd 80 are NETVOUSDess, memory, du leeplessness. no Many when ne ted, in digest; nm results ino raghs, throat diseases, come is nmon symplon flesh bad times catarrh, bronchitis and even more danger ous things. And all these d because {he food i= not ted in the stomach. It is plain even to a child that relief and cure are to be bad only by setting up a healthy cond the stomach. Dr. Pierce. of Buffal Y., many years sgo combined a num} of vegetable prowihs ints a tempera remedy for is gestion and ealled it Golden Medical Discovery. It is protably most efficacious discovery ever made in medicine, for the list of pe ple all over the world who have had their counties ills Dr. Pierce's Golden Medieal Discovery makes an amazing total of thou sands, I know of no advice better than this: Begin a home treatment today with this good vegetable medicine. Tt will show you better than I can tell you what it will do. When taking Golden Medical Dis covery, you can rest assured of one very important thing—it contains neither aleo- hol mor opiates. There i= nothing in it but standard roots and herbs that possess curative properties of a high order. A safe medicine is the only kind you can afford to take. sorders arise properly di wr Wi overcome by fF Have yo RHEUMATISM Lumbago or Gout? ACTOR to remove 1 sonnee Poiron {rom Lhe syviens. NEA
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