THE CENTRE REPORTER. TH URSDAY FEXKRUARY 26 1914 PRAISES VIRTUE OF SILENCE, Habit of Carrying Domestic Troubles to Outsiders Is Deplored by Writer. One pretty sensible girl, who truly loved her young husband, who as truly loved her, came near wrecking their happiness through her uncontrolled tongue. She had always been in the habit, and a very proper one it is, of telling her mother everything in her | girlhood. Now that she was a married woman, she ought to have discriminated be- tween what concerned her husband and what concerned herself alone. She had no business to tell her mother of con- fidences which passed between him and herself, and he had no idea that she would not appreciate this fact un- til she happened to relate “what moth- er sald when I told her thus and so.” “Why, you didn’t tell your mother that!” he cried. His tongue angered her and she retorted in a sudden | flame: “Indeed, I did. I shall always tell my mother exactly what I please.” “Very well,” he commented coldly. sy shall understand now just how far I can trust you.” Months and many heartburnings were required before this breach was healed. A tender and petted girl is altogeth- er too fond of fleeing for consolation to mother or sister, when some fan- cled slight has been offered her by the adored one, who has recently sworn a thousand times that he will think of her comfort and happiness and that only, “till the sands of the deseri grow cold” And then he goes off some morning and forgets to kiss her good- by: or he comes home at night with- out the egg-beater that he solomnly promised to get. And perhaps a foolish mothor or sister says he ls a brute— and you can easily see what a train of tiny little train of circumstances. troubles, big or little. the telling. The first lesson that the wise wife should learn is to hold her tongue.—Leslle’'s Weekly. Memoirs of London Merchant Told of Many Good Quips He Had Heard. er of London England, had some good stories of his experiences with the pre. Raphaelite brethren. He was once sought out by the paint. ers. He called on Rosett! in his studio and listened to the brilllant diatribes of the young men against whom they called the sloshiness of modern paint. ing. Bloshy was the term they applied to all the art of that day, and they did not spare Sir “Sloshua” Reynolds him- self. Clayton was fond of telling how he noticed that the studio was hung all round with photagraphs of the works of the great masters; but he was astonished to see that they were all either on their sides or upside down. After a pleasant talk he ven- tured to inquire the reasom of the strange hanging. Rossetti affected to be puzzled at Clayton's discovery. “Why,” he added, “aren't they right?” Then Rosett! shouted: “Here, Hunt, Millais, here's a fellow who knows the way these sloshy things should be hung.” The motifs oocasionally demanded of him which He could not refuse made him wince, and he smiled grimly once when a member of the Arts club, of which he was one of the oldest and most esteemed members, declared that “if you accept that kind of order the firm of Clayton & Bell will be known as Satan & Hell!” Table Manners of the Past Modern table manners compare fa. vorably with those of the past. Mrs. Hannah Woolley, author of “The Gen- tlewoman's Companion,” the standard seventeenth century book on etiquette, found it necessary thus to warm her readers: “Gentlemen, discover not by Any ravenous gesture your angry ap petite, nor fix your eyes too greedily on the meat before you, as if you would devour more that way than your throat would swallow. . . in carving avoid clapping your fingers in your mouth and licking them after you have burnt them. Close your lips when you eat, and do not smack lke 2 pig. Pill not your mouth so full that your cheeks shall swell like a pair of HSecotch bagpipes. It is very uncomely to drink so large a draft that your breath is almost gone, and you are foroed to blow strongly to recover yourself.” Jealous Minister. "Why did you and that young min. ister quarrel?” asked the friead. “He was nice enough In many ways, but he was so horribly jealous and unfair,” sald the fair damsel to whom the young divine had been pay- According to Passport. Prince Metchersky, who is a journal- ist by profession, was commissioned by the czar to Investigate certain agrarian | troubles. The prince went to Rouma- | nla and there obtained one of the per mits necessary for taking live across the frontier. Then he went to a Russian frontier post and presented the document to the official as his war rant to pass. The official could read but little in Russian and knew no Rou manian, but the big document, with coat of arms and greatly Im pressed him, and he cheerfully Russian official stamp on it tigations ended, the prince Moscow and at the first port to the governor, stock seal, His inves went bad opp saying: “With this sla and travel yet you must tion of me tering.” The amazed prince was “one black with one ear partly entered Rus monte the descrip or flat document 1 od about for five admit that is oly sO Correct overnor read that torn away." Got Even With the Lawver, Many years ag den, Me, two neighbors, Dr Judge Thayer The doctor sion to sue a man and of ployed his neighbor, the judge, as counsel After a of court the judge and asked about judge sald it was continued Meeting him after another and asking again about was gi o there lived in Cam- Huse and had ocean course em session again Li] sion his case, the same answer As it cost continued time it was judge, he Sone time af affticted witl loyed his er suffering awhi and said ting along ed the tl {9 would emp neight The Fy rej George! lox for, ed, " Attended to Beforehand. When J Stewart of presided at ed ! race he 1 that idge Vermorn the tT with he had seri read on the other it do It ima 1 gave the fellow the jot The Skin on Boiled Milk, What enue he formation of the on the surface oiled milk and that ia vith 1 Porcher o France, it is the result of the disin of the Hme casein in the nd the with it CoCou Dr that willed te ing inte Heat separates the le n casein. and the lime carbonic acid from the air thin film of "carbonate of This film supports the undissolved casein in the milk ns well as some coagulated albumen and fat grat milk combines to form a lime The Amateur Photographer, An amateur photographer was show- ing some snapshots of Italy “And these leaning bnildings-what are they?” he was asked. “They are some buildings in Pisa” he replied. “That perfectly straight one near them is the famous leaning tower.” A Misunderstanding. fhe-I was rather disappointed in that gentleman to whom you introduc. ed me last night. He-<Indeed! How %0? She—Why, you spoke of him as a bridge expert. and he turned out to be nothing but a famous engineer.—Bos- ton Transcript. Abnormal, Inspector—Any abaormal children in your class, Miss Pedagogue? H#ehool- teacher-Yes: one of them has good manners. Life. Another Mrs. Malaprop. “No, she wouldn't listen to reason,” sald Mrs. Twickembury. “She was in a most Indicative mood.”~Christian Register. Do not allow idleness to decelys you, for while you give him today be steals tomorrow from you.—Old Saying. The man who fite by his own mistakes naturally tempted to keep on making ¢ cr rm dans Rs lie Me BRA HAA Cadet Life at Wost Point, Briefly, at 3:40 p. w. the work Is over for the day and drills for nll classes occupy the hour from 4 to b. followed by a dress parade at 5:20, ex. cepting Wednesdays and Saturdays, This is the schedule from Sept. 1 to Nov, 1 and fro March 10 to June, On Baturdays academic work ends at 12:30, and, with the exception of In- spection at 1:50, the afternoon of the cadet is free until 6:25 supper call, His amusements are much like those of students generally, Football is perhaps the most popular organized Games are played on the West Point grounds with teams from many and the with the nnnual arimy-navy game, when the West Pointers meet the midshipmen from Aunapolis on Franklin Philadelphia. Basket ball follows dur- ing the winter months, many contests with teams from other schools ring during the season, pring comes baseball of course.— ular Mechanics, ery college colleges, season closes und then in the Pop Woman and Her Hat. A woman cannot stick a hat on her There sth ingenious machine Es stamps on aut the ands an hour But no 1 0 machine for stick- neads warmen, is an letters thous ay has invented its on the minutes, a hat in five man can buy but no wolnan Often a » head it to fin hat to a bande ad. and not sel the headache than an hour ip less i ittin woman acqgu ire a i one suit om he carries away - Loudon Profits In wa iste Paper. The sale as ford er £10400 » pRper. Sonny Lind's Californi a Debut. At Mo 4 part of ~] States teres £ the first racked Jenny x but thasiastic stage alt piners had her Ld was found Vi upon the performance was gat! to fill two A itbout twenty pounds of § to about $5. five Cans equal in value er curious bu ng is a police which is built within the ofl derrick and unique certainly establishes a record.- Magazine. INE} » station braces of an buildings Health for Wise Old Doctor. and very sick)+-Bat, doc, if 8 never agree on an) thing, what's the of calling any two of them for this consultation you propose? Old Family Doctor-1'll fix that all right. I'll just go out and get a couple of these young fellows running around in the same make of automobile. When you get ‘em agreed on that they gen erally think alike in Take it from me, the find aut what's the matter in about ten minutes St. public Patient (a bed {f physiciar use everything else. three of us will with you Louis Re- Thoughtiess Expression. “You say in this story,” commented the copy reader, “that the heroine bur fed ber face in her hands.” “Well,” asked the story writer, that all right?” “No. You can't have an ideal hero ine with such large hands as that.""— Washington Star. “Isn't She Didn't Believe It. “Disease,” sald the doctor, "always attacks the weakest spot.” “Oh,” the patient's wife replied, “that can’t be true. If it were, my husband would have brain fever or something like that iostead of liver trouble.” — Exchange, Regained His Nerve. Hubbard Simpkins has got over his nervous prostration. Pease-—How can you tell? Hubbard-—Why, I met him on the street last night, and he want »d to borrow $20.—~FPuck. What Puzzled Her, “f understood the text nll right,” ex marked Aunt Ann Peebles after the sermon was over, “but the preacher's explanation of it puzzled me a good deal.” Chicago Tribune. Young America Getting Wise. “Progscrastination is the thief of time.” “Is he the fellow, pn. who takes sway the years from a woman's age?” ~Boston Harald. Wh Lending your last dollar may mere. B prove that you have more money Cured His Drinking, ployed Hobbs as a salesman, Hobbs wus a hustler who brought business when he worked, but who had a habit of sacrificing two or three days a month getting drunk ana sobering up directly after getting hus pay, He was always in debt. One day Hobbs in and sald that he him in his employ only on one condi tion. “What's that?’ asked Hobbs. “It's this,” said Jones. “Every week {f shall take $5 of your pay and put it aside. Every month 1 shall deposit the money in a co-operative bank. You are not to touch that money long as you remain unmarried work for me.” “But my debts. “Pay 'em somehow, that bankbook every That was all ture of drinking, no aphorisms day Hobbs brought and showed his only comment was, even get thi and How can I spare” and let month me see on the The nk on BO ie other book to deposit. And 1 I look at the ba S800 rsty when Heating a Brook. How to keep a brook and water power a temperature of 50 de 5 now been demonstrate in Alask: American engl that used tric power, o through a FUunning work dit try At enginee freeze fo the ditch ditch heated the wa day Evening An Enemy's Courtesy, the Jrusaders inder hard of Ei : { . the s1 1 When Ric cens asked Christians who ghter He King Richar t they were all « “Then,” said the = it sud slau Oly proved 4 a hile to hold apes to the sultan expect ard 1 was discover bis Why Hollow In forests ai often witness a very oid ing of nothing yet bearing bran with foling Trees Live, rin the exp r after yea it does. The guite a simple or trees the sap carryin It is a set cellular un fentd As the bundies yea center dios ninute known as tree gets older this forms a ring whic bigger as the reuniforence tree increases. In course o center withers and no longer needed to 51 es with nourishment. - aeally ge + in vascular series of bigger and of the time the ering gels London Graphic Beautiful Leicester, Leicester has learned how herself beautiful from nupromising materials. She has no suitable build ing stone handy, and therefore out of red bricks, put together by cunning architects, she has constructed a city unlike any other in England. A local art school has fostered the spirit of beauty. and thus Leicester has tri umphed over her limitations. She has been described as a rosy red town set tn a mass of greenery. Even the lamp- posts have been designed by a sculp- tor who #8 not ashamed to let them bear his name.~London Chronicle. Might Have Been Worse. “Too bad” sald the optimist to the man next to him on the bus, whose hat had been blown into the river, “but it might have been worse.” “1 can't see how.” replied the hatless sne, with a stare. “Why, it might have been my hat."- Yonkers Statesman, to make Acquiring a Title. “80 you are going to leave us, Mrs, Rusher?” “Yes. We are going to move to Ken- ducky for a few weeks until my hus pand gets to be called ‘colonel and then we shall go to Washington to Hve."—Chieago Record Herald, Plenty of Argument, Miss Watt-Do you belong to any de bating society, Mr. Wilking? Wik king Well—er—a small one. | am mar ried. ~Boston Transcript. It is better to begin a good work in the evening than not at all. sim hm AI MPP, When Monday ecraes in at the door, wo Faney Shaves For Him. The weather was warm, cided to shave on the buck porch, Mrs, the way, ohserved this an’ Oi Casey, across “Pat,” she ye nir shavin’ outside.” “Begorra,” he responded think Of was fur lined?" J called, “shure Heo ndge Turkey as “the Sick Man. a collector of priuts comes forward with the proof that the ex- | pression, “the sick man of Europe,” so persistently key, really date teenth century, | drove back the Tu of Vienna He sho i ing with the Turk on | the center and the do | ing all the of Europe gath ! about him | since, they treatment of the Turk { to apply | give stifle hin the name | tors and Now Gl atari cel appre i . centuries ag the numerous astern | ing e tl perfect part Boeing : rectly and ¢ It Strong Hint pros $e ny about 20 per cent Br IT SAVE: YOU MONEY itr, Howards Dyspepsia Spee fic « ries 5O Murray and Blleer The special sale of Howard half price of co Murrs 's specific for the cure tipation and dyspepsia by follare on every family’s yesriy 1 3 for medicines. Each toner selis it for 250 5 cent bite Murrss sr Hi foues of conliaine sixty leapant pos to cure the worst case of constipation a medicine that is | ske and which ean be depended iyspepein or Jiver trouble This remedy It is Enown ia not an ordinary medicine, the favorite nfa well physician, aod bas ‘he erdorsement of buodreds of emi nevce in their profession, who in dyepepein or from ex peris complete aud lastir g forn.u's pre all ceases of constipation, liver froubie, it cure, =oribe jt Enowing make 3 oe that will cA ——— TOR SALE AT ONCE.~22 ACRES= fine situate nes spring Mills od a large brick house, large Jeet re 8 bary and all part m nt ain i= [4 theron ented ag od b CHA< I BARTHOL OM EW insurance and Hea! Estate, Contre Hall, Pa 4-42 near EJ OUSE TO RENT The undersigned offers a. for rent her home opposite oul schoo! house in Centre Hal MES MAGGI SWABB, or RICHARD BROOKS, Centre Hall Ta {02 pd HENRY F. BITNER, A. M , Ph. D. SCRIVENER AND CONVEYANCER Deeds, Mortgages, Bounds, Wills, Lessos® Con tracts, and other jogal papers carefully preparec at short notice. Otie Font experience 1 in sw of fice. Terms reasonable. Bell phone 17-3. MURRAY'S DRUG STORE, CENTRE HALL. PA gr idly OVERCOAT POUND-Umvineit min orat Owtier oan inguire at this offios, and by payis oh teen thls adv, the conti oan be sou ME C~Centre Hall FOR RENT The postoffios five roms ; Centre Hall containin ROSSMAN, {08 ) ; Poste roR SALR Tho underddaned ofters for sale a o' chestnut fence n DINGES, C ntre Hall, Pa, yo" flat, also garden-JUHN © . CLOVER HAY WANTED « Several clover hay wanted, Top J. H WE 8 Centre Hall J Hall's Hair Renewer Jalling hair. No doubt about Shops You will st surel be satisfied. | Foreasting Demooratio Vietory. From the Altoona Tribune, Republican, When the democratic party nom. inates a lopal ontionist for governor Pennsylvania the end or "the To tone of for first quality. Sale Hegister, MONDAY, WM A Ri H 2 o'clock, on cust of Potters Mille, on the Wagner farm, Fimer A. Hambivarger : seven ho sex afl Kix cows, six Jousy sails, jot of hogs a1 ite of Iarmis plements, al of th TUEBDAY, MAR onal «of Potlers Mi horses ows, | wlio by coli, 12 a ARID BA] i 4 lee in cutors of Dir ? ements, and household goods MARCH HM on cant Of § Gad, hy Omen of ges to sell ail kin $i owt want roarhiali vies § this st Rome ube Trees std Sevdls They inform that! withoul previous x wr et itis pres ble 0 me ke good wages every ALY one out Bf employ: rms ad engiose ? tht ts Wie 1 o% wiek ent wie hom br pepe 0 olice. Ad1 DMINISTRATORS NOTICE~LETTERS & of sdminisirslion on the otnte of Joss B hie, Wie of Pot « townahip, deceased, Lesters of sdminine tha the above estale havipg Deen duly granted to the undersigned. they would respectfully rqomt persons knowing themselves lod bled 10 the estate Ww make 1m mediate pavtoent and those having Olaims ageing the same Yo present thew duly asthen ticated for settlement ALITE BIRLE, HARRY E. BIBLE Administrators, S018 pang Mis Pa. BRD - JROLERTY POR SALE - he undersigned offers at private wile the PO known ss the Prederick Arsoid home, one mile east of Centre Hill, comprising = dwe ing Bouse, goof bern, antbuildives sod 5 AURER o land, tweniyeight actos clomy. about three pin with tim tn ro hes tes apple orehards, and an abundance of other choos trait i a well of good walter at the house, and fenoes all In good repair. : Also a tract of timber Kou tains along the p ke dred aod seventy one sete ation inguire ou the promises, MRS SARAH TRESSLER, Spring Milk, BR. D ARM FOR SALE « ervigted offors for sale bis farm looted THREE MILES SOUTH OF CENTR HALL AND ONK AND ONEHALY NO+TH OF TUSSEYVILL EIGHTY - FIVE AURES, weigh are under cultivation, level and wate and | end In the Seven | pouaining two hun For farther Inform; E CLAYTON WAGNER, Contre Hall, Pa. liquor traffic in this state is nesr. ¥
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