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Agents 1x30, deliversd to yon pre- end | 1413 6th unien te All or spare ably Sales caslly particulars, Hann Center, Ohle, -Ldve hustling handle our newest prog time Pleasant and profit made, Write today for free Bupply Compeny, Liberty FOR SALE--1.048 NEAR iT Richmond Co, N. OC 00 a. cul Ing. 18 tenant-houses, § ba 4. 1. Baldwin, Mt. Gilead, N It's always on the job, ar Alarm. Nov er fails. Nickel! plated. Sample 35¢ ppaid Ajax Supply Co. D.1111 Elk St.. Buffalo, N.Y, RUE A LINAS rihce en TIRED EYES FARMER Remedies, postpaid 10e. st of Forse and Cattle ENTER- PRISE C0O., 245 French St., Buffalo, N. X. POLLY VICTIM OF DECEPTION Bird Realized Period Between Its Tem porary Oblivions Had Been Ma- terially Cut Short. sition GILEAD, { dwells Burg The Goodleys have a sailor son, who bn one occasion brought home a parrot for the amusement and enlightenment of the family. They kept it for the take of the donor—on no other ac coun* would it have been given house *oom. was a perfectly respectable bird—occasionally; but on Sunday evenings, when young Mr. Baintly paid his griar visit, it was deemed advisabl Polly with & cloth. Recextly, however, Mr. 8. took ad- vantage of a half-holiqay accruing to him, and made an extra call on the Wednesday. As he was ushered in Miss Mary Goodley dexterously threw the cloth over cage. Greet ings over, there ensued the usual awk- ward pavse, which broken by a squawk from the covered cage. “Well, I'll be everlasting blessed, said =olly. “This has been a thunder short week!” Of course, it to cover Polly's was Classy List of Pies. The gentleman with a concave front and a large watch chain alighted from the train at a junction a western gtate, and rapidly made his way to the dining-room of the only hotel in the place. “What kind of ples have you here? he asked eagerly of the kittenish old lady elbow. All kinds,” she replied, air of disdain. What are they?” “Open-faced, and the kind was the catalogue Popular Magazine, in who stood at his with four in kivered up, mother used to make,” which she gave. — cross-bar, Knew a Pott's Troubles. “Had a queer experience recently,” said the Billville poef. “Robber held me up on the highway, Didn't have a cent in my pocket-—only a poem which ]l was takin’ to the editor.” “Didn't take the poem, did he?” “No Read three lines of it, handed It back to me and said: ‘Friend, here's $2. You need it worse than 1 do.” ~Atlanta Constitution For the Sake of Variety, Customer--This, | suppose is a fold fug bed. Merchant unfolding folds it) ~-No, sir: bed. I'll call this an you (Un we show A high priced box at the opera teems less expensive to some people than the cheapeet church pew. A Million Persons Breakfast every morn- ing on Post Toasties Suppose you try the food with cream and sugar, as part of break- fast or supper. You may be sure it will be a delicious part. “The Memory Lingers’’ Postum Cereal Company, Lid Battle Creek, Mich, DEATH TO MARRIAGE i Reading Girl, in Teens, Would Drown Rather Than Wed ASKS POLICE PROTECTION Insists She Does Not Love and Should Not Be Compelled to Marry Aged Widower-—Her Par- ents Consent, “I'l drown myself rather that man,” declared 17- Froman, in telling her of Police Green. Con- said: “My parents want a widower with three job and Reading than marry year-old Mary to Chief she story tinuing me children has a good owns property, but I don't want him. He is 37 vears of age, and his wife died a vear He is entirely too for me that he wants a young wife that he can have control over her. My parents insist that 1 marry him, but I'd rather drown marry him Mary, who stature, told Chief Green bitter quarrel with her parents, who told her to leave home. She came to the police sta- tion for protection. stating that if her to give up her cloth- hosiery mill Chief Green and declares Temporary the Marry He to ago. He 80 old SAYS myself than of had a is small that she parents refuse ing. She and works at a good wages, investigated her he found it to be quarters were obtained for her at Young Christian Assocla- tion girl's father called at the police station and demanded to know where his daughter but he was the The Huma i up the mat- ter w makes story correct Women's L.ater the Was ref information ised ie Society th the courts and : at a guardian be The man who wi two houses a rolling min 1 1 i Buffers From All + wy vilentowy Fish Bite. olonel Harry ler, Quartermaster General of the state and preside: { the ti of the Rittersville Asylum {gs nursing a sore finger, the result of being bitten by a Trex. ille trout In ths ©] pond at Color home Cedary ler’s fishing grounds are about t fish of large which he family pets, and they ha 80 tame pers and few Summer dozen made become eat grasshop- of his hand Colonel was by t over the water wo ize has they will worms out ago front days the ing a big worm jus ered the holding worm the fish, with lightning, jumped a izing not Trexler painful He dic of the m water, we wor but Colonel hand as giving him a sharklike teeth taking and had well its like ing chances on bloo the wound « Children Heirs in Lifetime. Norris them less or did his children real his ing because he loves has no affection for them Hill, of Glenside, off without or which to their accord to his statement in his will ad. ed to probate here. In explana he explains the will I have generously the past and becca at they will become at Le high, Mutter and Mas streets, Philadelphia, the title to which stands in the name of their mother, mv first wife. This property represents the result of my labors and ings ex- tended over many years.” Hig pres ent wife, Emma A. Kaler Hill, made executrix of the ‘will Among the property that she inherits Is the homestead property at Glenside and the Florence Knitting Mills tow] Not William cut any personal he bequeathed stepmother estate wife tion treated then in death the my owners of mills her ta B80 anv if Autoist to Pay for Killing. Williameport Mra Margaret A Nice, was granted $1610.50 damages from Clinton B. Coleman, prominent clubman, for the death of her son Robert. Nice died some months ago from injuries received in a collision between Coleman's automobile and a metoreycle ridden by himself Killed as He Inspects Switch. Huntingdon.—B. D. Dunn, a widow. er, aged 25 years, was instantly killed as he stooped over to inspect a switch, Just east of the "GC" tower on the Pennsylvania Railroad here. A froight passing on an adjoining track drowned the roar of the onrushing Pennsylvania special train. Greek Exodus Hits Waiters. Darby ~The Balkan war has caused a walter famine in Darby. Imbued by the apirit of patriotism, all the Greeks employed In the several res taurants, trolley cafes, frult stands Main streets have re- Scranton. ~-<Angel Arena, a hotel | proprietor, was shot twice, and fatally | wounded in the Klondike Hotel bar room by John Myers of this eity, formerly of Erie. Myers is under bail to answer the charge of “white slav. ery.” According to the report made by the police from stories of eye witnesses, Arena and Myers got inte a quarrel about the “white slavery” case, and Arena slapped Myers’ face. Myers shot twice with a revolver at cloke range, and Arena fell, with twe wounds pear the heart SEX TO ACCOUNT. by Adding or Deducting a Few Pounds When They Want to Know Their Weight. “See that scale out there,” sald the butcher, laying down his knife and ferking his finger toward a large scale that was standing outside the butcher shop. “Well I suppose you have the same idea that most of my other cus- tomers have. They think 1 keep it there to weigh meat on. I don't. 1! will let you into a secret and tell vou why I placed the scale there. It is to weigh my customers on “You would be surprised if you knew how many of my customers desired to be weighed. Most of them are women and they always bother me at my busiest time, which is Batur- day. They think when they come in here and buy a pound of steak or chops that in return for their custom 1 ought to lay down my work and go outside and welgh them Every one knows how sensitive a woman is about her weight. If you tell a woman that she is gaining weight vou might as well tell her not come around and deal with you any more They worry a great deal about it. 1find that it pays to be dicreet when you are welghing a woman. You can judge from thelr conversation how much they think they welgh, and never shock a woman by telling her she weighs more, “Don't pay any sattention scale if It shows that the weight is five or ten pounds more thay the amount the woman said she weighed. Use your head and you will be able to retain customers. Other butchers have lost customers cAuse they made the mistake of telling cor. rect weights, “Most women go to the country in the summer to gain weight. The best plan when they came home ig to ted] them they gained a few pounds. The first thing a does when comes home come around here and have me weigh her. To make her feel happy and to satisfy her that her trip to the country has been bene. ficial to her health [I add a few pounds amount the scale registers. There are many women who do gain welght while they are in the country. To these 1 always tell the weight because, If one of them thought she was getting too heavy, she might cut down her purchase of meat “In the winter 1 diff course. Most women like to thigk they are getting slimmer in the cool months When they come around to be weighed I slice off a few pounds fron ; ures on the scale and send them aw feeling fine. How do I remember thelr weight? No. I do of itt 1don’t have to it for me A one of her chi and she ke i her we nd and dally informs me of it. With a quizzing just before scales I am able to find out just they think they weigh and is easy “The scale also helps me to improve my Now and customer drops in. She new in the neighborhood or have been dealing some butcher. If I decide that the new cus tomer is a critical tell her my meat is the the vicinity Then 1 request her to step out to the scale and find out her weight. I take a few pounds off her correct weight When she has been patronizing me for a month I weigh ber again. This time I add a few pounds and she goes home with the impression that she is growing heavier without getting stout. She gives my meat the credit That is the secret of how | manage to keep my customers dealing with me so long.” to the correct be Woman ghe t is to to the correct vs § rent pursue a not keep a record The women do woman's weight is f sources of worriment ight in n little they step on the 3 tha tae ther business may with "oq person | best In in No Honor at All A section foreman on one of the great lines came under the notice of the president of the road, who had been obeervant of the manner in which the track had been maintained. Hav. ing graduated from an humble position, the officer knew what it meant to get a pat on the back He called the section boss to the side of his car, gave him a drink of whisky without any claws in it and a perfecto cigar, saye the Chicago Post Then he told him how he appreciated his work and adjured to keep it up. The district dignitary stowed away the perfecto to smoke of a Sunday, and after he had consumed it teok a spin on the handear to put it all over the foreman of the adjoining section. The latter listened to the narrative with poorly assumed control. “Was the seegar lighted when he gave it to ye?” he inquired. “Not on yer life—-why so?" months ago--alongside his ecar—and Foresight. two, Noah was seen to take a sample eried, around the ark "It would be a joke,” answered Noah, “If the ark were not to contain pairs of germs of all the ills to which pos- Sesity will sooner or later find itaelf rr" But such distinguished foresight was more than the neighbors could fathe om, and they exploded forthwith in gales of derisive merriment — Puck. COMMERCIAL Weekly Review of Trade and Market Reports. Bradstreet's says “Trade movements at a fairly rapid pace. manufacturers in most country are enjoying than has been known in vears, various lines report unprecedented sales and shipping departments in the principal centreg are being rushed in order to cope with insistent demands liveries “Reorders from retail noteworthy proportions & host of attract road salesmen evidently to do much soliciting in business “Business Btates for the week 26K week, 212 in the 1911 1610, 220 in in 1808" continue (oo run Jobbers and parts of the more husiness { for de f dealers are of mall orders lines attention and do not have order to get the 1'nited failures in were 273, against erk of 244 like w 1606 last GH 22 n una Wholesale Markets NEW YORK Wheat No 2 red, 106 elevator nominal, f o b afloat Duluth, 100 f o b afloat Corn-—8Spot easy: 3 afloat, Oats Spot steady Butter December to Amery na : ladles insyivania Creamers good, 27428 a8: Cre 21@23 rolis, 21@ 22 Cheese Jobbing 6 20c umery. blocks Maryiand and 1914 ET} - \ Vid iin and OK Egps Penneyiva: nearby t v x YER. OV it first Western firsts irginia firsts, 276 28; Souther: Recrated and rehandled to le higher firsts, 26627 CRRE 4 Live heavy, old hens to medi 10; young, large, Ducks White Pe 1260 14; Chickens de Poultry 14¢ roosters per Ib small um, 12; oi 14: do. small, 14 ings, 14¢; muscovy 13. puddle Live Stock Beeves, $5606 Western ptockers and feed erg, $440@G780; cows and heifers, $290@ 8.10; calves, $7506 10.30 Hogs Light, $8606 9.30; $8.65@ 9.35; heavy, $8504 9.35; rough. $RB0@R.70; pigs, $4756 7.78: bulk of pales, $8.50409. 20 Bheep--Native sheep, Western, $340Q4.35; @6.26/ lambs, native, western, $4756.50. CHICAGO 11 Texas steers, steers, $580GR 50 Cattle $4 5066; $3.2504.35; yearlings, $4.25 $4 50GRRE: PITTSBURG, PA supply light $8 256 8.85. Sheep steady; supply light. wethers, $4.26@4.40; mons, $262.50: lambs, Cattle steady; culls and com. $407; Hogs Prime heavies, $0456 9.50; $9356 9.40; light pigs, $7.50@8; roughs, $8G R50, KANSAS CITY. Western steers, sleady, Dressed ‘beef and export steers, $8.606010.90: stockers and feeders, $25@7.00; Southern steers, 34.2566; Southern cows, $2.25 @7.60; Bouthern steers. $4.2506; Southern cows, $8.25@5; native cows, $5.26@6.75; native heifers, $5@7.60; bulls, $5.60@8.50; calves, $599.80. | | i i Fido, and the Situation Became Embarrassing. Dryasdust was much given to having tle plate, The other evening he was at a dinner party, and his partner was a great lady, who was proud of title. But the professor paid absolutely no sttention to her. His mind had switched off on to some abstruse point anu he was lost to the world over the problem, The duchess did not approve of this, and presently, to attract his attention, she pulled him gently by the sleeve Then the professor woke up. Grab bing a half-picked chicken bone from his plate, he thrust it under her startled nose, “Don’t bother curtly pend eat it gle!” ITCHING, BURNING ECZEMA 317 B. Wolfe 8t., 3 “My trouble was caused by a sprained ankle; the bruised blood not having been drawn off caused a skin affection which the doctors pro nounced eczema. It first started with an itching and burning, with very dry ekin. Constant scratching, especially during the night finally broke skin, and during the day the watery fluid that came from it would dry and peel off like fish scales king would stick to my ankle as if it were glued. 1 also had it on my fingers “I was treated without getting benefit. I began using Cuticurzs and Ointment as directed and th plied the Cuticura Ointment and the ankle with a soft bandage bathing it with Cuticura Soa; cured me in about mo (Signed) T. W. Henderson, Dec ura and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book Address postcard “Cuticura, Dept. 1. Be Adv, just now, Fido!” he Here, take this and go on the mat, like a good dog Baltimore, Md gever« the Av 3 AY Blo any iwWo Cutie SOR] ston * 1100 Steamboat Memories London Opinion the recent ary of the steamboat it is Interesting to note ish admiralty of that period the invention with the that “a paddle steamboat could be of no use in navigation.” and that a Dr. Lardner, a pundit of that who proved that no could ever cross the long enough to bolt to steamer along with commenti celebration of the hat Brit ey a Temars réfected declaration whee] day, steam Atlantic A tre another vessel lived ica wife Serious Lack. An old Englishwoman. w he tremely stout, was making the rear door of an The driver leaned over good on and cried Try eldeways, mother 10 enter old woman looked and replied: bless ye no sideways!’ fame & Youth's Comp Baby Cried Day and Night with Colic till she was 3 months then we got Kopp's Baby's Friend an that cured her. Used it also when shi was teething and cannot speak too highly of it, so writes Mrs. L. P. Ph mer, Rockland, Me. Sold by druggists, 10c., 26c. and 50c., or sent direct by Kopp's Baby's Friend Co. York, Pa Go to your nearest druggist for free sample. Adv. Olid Bad Luck. “They oughtn't to call that railroad special the Comet” “Why aot? “Because comets nearly have thelr trains telescoped.” always Its Kind, one beautiful” “Huh! That's only yellow journal fsm.” DOES YOUR HEAD ACHE? Try Hicks' CAPUDINE. It's liquid — pleas ant 10 take—effects immediate —good to prevent Bick Headaches and Nervous Headaches also. Your money back If not satisfied. oe. at medicine stores. Adv, At the Opera. “That singer has a powerful voice’ “1 should say so. I can't hear my self speak when he's singing.” ITCH Relieved in 30 Minutes, Woolford's Sanitary Lotion for all kinds of contagious Itch. Al Druggista. Adv. When Dame Fortune knocks at a man’s door he always “rubbers” to see if the neighbors are looking. te TWELVE YEARS Wants Other Women to Know How She Was Finally Restored to Health. Louisiana, Mo.:—“1 think a woman naturally dislikes to make her troubics known to the publie, but complete restor- ation tohealth means so much to me that I cannot keep from telling mine for th sake of other suffer. ing women, “1 had been sick about twelve years, nd had eleven doe tore. 1 had drag- ging down pains, pains at monthly periods, bilious spells, end was getting worse all the time. | would hardly get over one spell when | would be sick again. No tongue can tel} what 1 suffered from cramps, ard at times I could hardly walk. The d re said I might die at one of those times, but I took Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg =ta- ble Compound and got better right away, Your valuable medicine is worth more than mountains of goid to suffering wo- men. '—Mrs. BERTHA MUFF, 503 N. ith Street, Louisiana, Mo. Lydia E. 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