DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS TIRED Mr. Jinks’ Mean Insinuation When Young Lady Dispossessed Him of His Seat, “That was adding insult to injury” sald Representative Mann, the minor ity leader of the house, apropos of a political squabble. “It reminds me of young Jinks “late one night young Jinks sat In a crowded trolley car, and, girl he knew got aboard and s‘ood di rectly in front of him, he made no sign. His face hidden by his newspa per, he pretended that he didn't know the girl like to have his seat.” “After awhile she spoke. “*‘Good evening, Mr. Jinks.' “Why, good evening’ “I've been to the Primrose dance.’ “* ‘Indeed.’ “Then, after a pause, she added: “M's a wonder, Mr. Jinks, wouldn't offer me your seat!’ “Jinks then got up. He very angry. He sald, ag he hooked himself to a strap: *‘1 thought you uldn't want {t; for, as you sald you'd been to a dance, 1 knew you must have been sitting all the evening'" would social you was Wie STUDY, ANYHOW. “Yo r “Was it a case of overstudy?” “No; understudy.” ghe had to give up he Got Back at Critic. “1 was walking up New York,” bald, “accompanied of Sweden, who visit There ia a big ment agency up street, ish fashion ‘Helpj wanted.’ Neilsen that extra 'J" was doing at the word, y ish, it avenu in BAYS wns over here Swedish empl irtieth the sign is spelled in Swed tu ahatst | there about | and ed the world the what in end © 8, even in Swed ‘ut now that you don't pronounce the it altogethe a letter th fetter don't you people drop looks s¢ hiave you We keep you moni Felt Rather Fat. I had Mary, age » morning the nice six waking “Whi Rs WW 1 it?” mamma asked by. I dreamt | was a young las the child explained That felt pretty didn't 1?” good the mother remarked “Yes,” was the reply ‘But I felt rather fat" He Ought to Get It. “On what grounds dq i vorce from your wife?” yer “Simply because of a pun,” the long suffering husband. “You she's a sculptress, and it gets on my nerves to hear her remark twenty times a day, ‘Will you love me when | mold?” replied S00 All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women are merely kickers FREE I want every person who is bilioua, conti pated or has any stom ach or liver aliment send for a free package of my Paw-Paw Pills I want to prove tha they positively cure In digestion, Sour Stom ach, Belching, Wind, Headache, Nervous neas, Sieeplesaness and are an infallible eure for Constipation. Todo ages. I take all the risk. Sold by drugginm for 28 cents a vial. For free package address, Prot. Munyon, 63rd 8 Jellerson Sts. Philadelphia, Pa. -wr There Is No Opium Nor anything injurious In Hale’s Honey Of Horehound and Tar There is nothing better for coughs, colds and sore throat. All Druggists, Brown's Bronchial Troches An old and reliable Congh Remedy, No opiates, Sample free Jomrx I. Brows & Son, Boston, Mass, S NEEDS OF | Immediate Legislation Is Im- | perative, Says the Presi- | dent. Rules Governing Acquisition of or Semi-Arid Lands Should flodified—Commission on Cost of Living. Washington, Feb. 2.—A special mes sage on the work of the Interior de partment and other matters was read to Congress today. To the sentatives: Senate and House of Repre There is Federal irupera- than do that no branch of the jurisdiction which calls more tively for immediate legislation that which concerns the public main, and the part of domain Alaska esl eclally which is in lamation of The progress under the rec act has me clear the deflects limitations, should be remedis The governing hcquisition of homesteads, of ig not or gem rules arid are not well adapted to ’ of tisle to land ad ig i: ace government reclamation recommends of the Interior ys id class blie domain s! that each of or administered appropriate to hat particular class Leasing of Government Lands. The UEht ty ww mad and which change however which airsady poo dd ed in 1 CERRO gress, is land 3 mineral! lands liferous m! fierals the Kf to vernment been New most { Zealand, and showing made by Nova Scotia investigat working of the no doubt as to practical tility working of may be any the successful geyetem leaves dom mer durl &2 to mir tion, whil and 8 ® He guire Ag to the ow sh KE e the mine term ao framed prevent holding of large ing properties merely for snecuia © the royalties may be sufficiently not crease the cost of the © made low, unduly to in wl! mined. and time sufficient to furnish income for the f the public In the community the mining goes on. In Alaska, there fe no reagson why a substantial income should not thus be raised such public works ss may be decmed necessary or usefal Would Build Trunk Line Railroad. 1 am not in favor of government ownership where the same and efficiency of service can be had by private enterprise, but | think the at the same fa reasonable Huge oO where for auch a character as to warrant government, for the purpose of en the development of that vast and remarkable territory, build and own a trunk line railroad, which it can lease on terms which may be varied and changed to meet the growing prosperity and develop ment of the territory. I have aiready recommended The territory is too extended, its Washington too remote to en- with its necessities In the matter of legisla The governor of Alaska in his re port points out certain laws that ought to be adopted, and emphasizes Delicate Criticism, A woman well known In New York for her exquisite taste as well as knowledge of the decorative and ar chitectural history of the world called on the wife of a multimillionaire who had recently built and furnished a Fifth avenue mansion at great cost. “This,” sald the hostess proudly, as she threw open a heavy door, “is my Louis Quatorze room.” The visitor gazed about her for a moment and then made answer: “What makes you think so?” 5 a what | have said as to the Immediate nged for a government of much wider powers than now exists there, If ft can be sald to have any government at all Lower Colorado River. There 18 transmitted herewith a letter from the Secretary of the In- terior setting out the work done un- der joint resolution approved June 25, 1910, authorizing the expenditure of $1,000,000, or much thereof as might be necessary, to be expended by the President the purpose of protecting lands property in the Imperial valiey elsewhere along the Arizona. The aud the protec but the BO lor and and river in was expended works Colorado tive erected, disturb and were works have been ca the for penditure of the that Colorado river a part of the rried away, and action and ex- ex! Water Power Sites. In previous « the floods In £0 extensive need further money gis nications to Con- out two methods waler-power sites on may be con- the state and the government It has seemed the control be con- or the participant in private enters mn have pointed whic! gress | by thy non-navigable streams trolled as between national wise that should cenirated in government other one active its use hy of the ther Interior has by which shall be leased rnment to those method OWer gite he ROV franchise ing a reate a un- for 10 general EOovern- ement of rental fund the Iindustriz! Relations of indus and its raised new the relations WAC earners ters of press ell double interested in and sta the sake well-being. interested, In its capacity, in seeing that our Institutions are effectively maintaining justice and falr dealing between any classes of citizens whose interests may seem to 1 industrial i for a soeful for our own comic ut society is equally effectively elvic clash The magniture and modern Industrial disputes have put upon some of our statutes and our presen mechanism for adjusting such Hfferences—-where we can be sald to mechanism at alla strain complexity of for which they are unsuited. What is urgetitly needed to day is a reexami Misbranding Imported Goods. My attention has been called to the injustice which ls done in this country by the sale of article In the trade purporting to made In Ireland, when they are not so made, and it is suggested that the justice of the enact ment of a law which, so far as the jur of the federal government can go, would prevent a continuance be lic and fraud upon those who ure en titled 10 use the statement in the sale I think it to be great ly ir. the Interest of fair dealing. which ought always to be encouraged by law, for congress to enact a law making it a misdemeanor, punishable by fine or imprisonment, to use the malls or to put into interstate commerce any ar ticles of merchandise which bear upon been manufactured in some particular country when the fact is otherwise. Saved. “Dearest,” she asked, taking advan tage of the fect that It was leay year, “will you be mine?” For a moment the young man feared that be was up against it. Then, struck by a happy thought, he replied: “You will have to ask mother.” Reply In Kind, “It you bad a leap year proposal rom a pretty girl, what would you do “I'd fumn ar FROM THE STATE CAPITAL Inform: tion and Gossip From Harrisburg. Telephone Concern Gets Charter, A charter issued here to what Is helieved Was to be a foundation for a independent telephone for this State. The company to be known as the North America Telephone & Telegraph Corporation, big combina Lion fices In ten of Pittsburgh and a dollars The wis filed said that there was the capi thousand ap ation {or the charter on January §, some delay and the Goyernor but it is aver payment of papers not until a incorporators are were few days Henry O Is credited with sixt ‘ and H with twenty. All Ii The gets to operate in all but a few rt Penn Arvey credited burgh company heastern i 3 New % Ohi land Vest and Many Applying For Fish Fry. ] catio for fish fry, Seek Bank Licenses Rate Increase Hearing Later. improbable that #h 8 | Philadel suburban ARROnge A CARS conside Rail that allow fifteen y ’ to file briefs rules days for the con and the other ? that Movable Farm Schools Succeed. Considerable has attended moveable farmers institute schools, have been conducted during the month of January, in spite of the says A. L Martini, director of the State's Farm ers The institutes held in Lebanon, Lehigh, Columbia, Lackawanna, Cambria counties success the which severe weather, Institutes were Schuylkill, Was and » ne State Entomologist Resigns. Harry B. Kirk, one of the experts in the State's division of “bugology.” as the Bureau of Entomology is popular ly known on Capitol Hill, has resigned to enter the Entomological Bureau of the State of Cinnecticut Oleo Division Profitable. Oleomargarine licenses to the num- Appointed Stencgrapher, Richard Heagy, of Mechanicsburg, has been appointed a stenographer in the State Legislative Reference Cream Puff “Filler” Dyed. Harrisburg. — Dairy and Food Com. missioner James Foust issued orders for the arrest of three Harrisburg bakers on the charge of gelling cream puffs of which the “filler,” as the luscious contents are known to the trade, is alleged to have been adulter ated with coal tar dyes to make It appear like a pure egg product. The Commissioner said that cream puffs bad been subjected to chemical analysis and had shown the presence of the dye. GASTORIA For Infants and Children. 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Tribble, Cartarsville, Ga. writes: RE euios or RE amt gene ent is the best antey for a sam To uae s, mules or cattle, and 1 advise rE give it a tr 25¢.50¢. 81 abottle at Drug & Gon'l Stores mothers what ¥¢ ar on be trie a Rr ECTIA The 1 a] i ad §3 i Gillet 3 YE Are cons i y ry fw Perry 370» Gillet Ng made over he: TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA AMD ILIAD LP EYSTEM Nd Bands iE Pr al tg Nor a Brass Band Booth What ia the iif SAVE YOUR MONLY. gp One box of Tutt s Pile save many dollars in docs tor's bills. A remedy for discases of the Liver, sick headache, Cryspepsia, constipation and —— . biliousness, * milion people er dors For HEADACHL Whether from — < Hickes' CAPE e A het n As, Heat, 8 a wr Kervous Ty Ch ¥ * » re ¥ ¥ ‘ . Ite lig i pleas ! 0 lake acts joe i ately. 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