Get a 25-cent vial. If it fails to cure I will refund your money, Munyon. MUNY ONS RHEUHATISH CURE BANKERS KNEW THEIR MAN In His Customary Condition, and No Further Identification Was Necessary. One day a big city i bank received country correspondents: “Pay $25 to John Smith who will call today.” cashier's curiousity a drunken “fare” who shouted that he was John Smith and wanted money. Two clerks pushed, into a private room away from sight and hearing of regular depos dtors. The cashier wired the country bank: “Man claiming to be John Smith is here. Highly intoxicated. Shall we await identification?” The answer read: complete. ® Pay the Magazine. money." Success Twenty-five milllon Red Cross Christmas Seals have been and are being distributed by the 4can Red Cross, and have been made to print 100 if necessary. It is expected that number will be needed. While sticker is wil those last year, it is intended as a seal on the back of seal 1s one inch square wentional Red Cross in and the words, "Merry Happy New Year. Cross” in a circle about it. ‘ors are red and green, by Mrs. Guion Thompson bury, Conn. prize for her sketch. Slightly Mixed. Amer. 30 DON the used only The con like for use letters with the the center Christmas. American Red The col The design is of Water Red Home inn at Stratford-on-Avon. One of them discovered a print pletur. ing a low, tumbling building under neath which was printed “The House in Which Shakespeare Was Born.” Turning to his friend in mild surprise he pointed to the print driend exhibited equal surprise called a waiter, who assured the accuracy of the inscription “Pon my word,” sald the observing “I thought he was to iy. born in a man ger! Tit for Tat. Lloyd C. Griscom, in in New York, sald of sions: “Thew are animated by a nasty it. a tit-for-tat and they from bad to worse interview dissen- an party spir- spirit; couple at the seaside dance young man, a litt iy to his fiancee at supper “ ‘Let me see—was it 4n the conservatory?” “*About what time? answered, with a little you laugh.” Like the Other Kind. It was in a “down east” village that charming country beauty. a of cold cream to keep her cheeks as fresh as the budding rose. On his next visit he asked her how she liked his little gift. “The taste was very nice” sald, with a rather sickly smile, she cream best, dear.”-—Lippincott's. Against Orders. “If you refuse me, Miss Gladys, 1 goall get a rope and commit suicide.” “No, colonel, you must not do that {Papa sald distinctly he would not have you Hanging. about here.” Fomine Tocheome Tid-Bits Can be made of many ordinary “home” dishes by adding Post Toasties The little booklet, “GOOD THINGS MADE WITH TOAST- IES,” in pkgs, tells how, ! Two dozen or more simple In expensive daioties that will delight the family, “The Memory Lingers” Postom Cereal Company, Tad, Battle Oreek, Mich. WELLMAN OFF TO EUROPE IN AIRSHIP Sailing in the Track of Ocean Livers, A FINAL n- BY FROM WELLMAN Messages Picked Cy By the Wireless Station Conveyed To the Wife and Friends Of the Expedition Leader — Still Cut Off From View By the Fog— Next Messages Likely To Be Re ceived From Sable Mak. ing An Average Progress of 11} Miles An Hour. Is At Siasconsett, Mass, and Island. Mass (Special). of Nantucket Island Massachusetts and approximately miles from At the starting point, Wellman’'s airship I's well” o'clock Sunday up the message, Siasconsett, of 300 off the coast afternoon through last at 12.45 and swung on fog. This coast the Was the On here operator, alert since dawn 8 o'clock A. M in touch Then, of the short, owing to power and surprised to hear its clear and “W." the ship. the signals, America Nantucket, Iife- by A. H. Ginman, Marconi who had been first At came Siasconsett dirig- wireless giant the with the although craft is essarily nec attenae, the station was call, “M. 8. C girong followed code signature of the Judging from ti Was Wag in Clos and saving stat the island immediate jong and hth on were notified hy a BIOarg t Jut the fog, whi 13 Americs } her de hung over the ocean, view, The Marconi statio began a rapid-fire of and learned from Jack America's that motors had stopped rparture, shutting operator been heading east making 25 miles an Nantucket's but sailed WAS east and with the ment was acute, idle the airship lently as a phantom in ordinarily engl would erberated along wind with motors along as si sky, where ex! the ne's ARUSKLS have coast. However, the ¢ Marconi what and in exchanged associate, ceived at this “c. Q. D. ship Rep From m the lectrie station fille« the eve and termittentiy the operators here late sea ilod recaliedq, ge with be station the their green who, iL will re dramati from the i{li-fated stean ublie that time on the signals weonk Message airship s finally at vow rew steadily 10 4% a 12.45 a nere until od asking if Faint then fainter good was flags} everything ab 1 was 0. K oy Yes," tters “G. B." iy came the reply still the t by Unable to ¢ fog. the An mained unkno as has been the along the steamship the wo ake ohservations in werica’s exact hroughe since however, position wn CARO she get has been lines and as nec contrary has been re ption is Mr 3 0 Her course io ed the Wellman, with 66 days’ fu pro aboard, is adhering crossing the Atlantic word celv assum that el and visions to his plan of and landing likely that ne word from the airship ed here When last day-—12.45 P the alr than 29 hours, approximately 300 miles, must in forward progress tween 10 and 11 miles an hour this rate the craft would not on the is further wireless will be receiv during America had from the heard M Just have be. At Nantucket, until morning, and Cape Race, 3560 farther, 7 o'clock Wednesday ing. even Boston (Special). "The outlook is not so favorable, but we are koep- ing up the fight,” was one of the messages sent by Walter Wellman from the dirigible balloon Americas and picked up by wireless Sunday The message was sent while the America's operator was in communi cation with the Siasconsett station. Mother Bees ‘Son Killed. Spartanburg, 8B. C. (8pecial).—Be fore his mother's eyes Willie Savan, a child six years old, was accidental ly shot and killed by a playmate Pleasant Garrison, eight years old at Tucapah Mills, in this county. The Garrison child had picked up = breech-loading shotgun, which ex ploded its contents, striking the Savan child in the forehead. a AA AA SARA Wife Mistreated and Killed. Hammondton, N. J. (Special). der of Mrs. Mary Strong, who was found dead in a stable on her hus band’s farm, near here, with her skull crushed, sald today that they be lleve the woman was mistreated be fere being killed. They declare that her slayer or slayers probably, fear. ing recognition, beat her to death with a hoo. The body of Mra. Btrong was found by her husband upon his return home from & business trip. York.~——A joy ride by a party of Yorkers resulted in fatal injury to Mrs. Daniel Strathmyer, a young womap who recently separated from her husband. Other participants ip the trip were Mra. George Test and two unknown young men, who wers badly cut and bruised. The accident pecurred on the Chanceford turnpike sbout a mile south of the city limits The car lown, at the rate of about 40 an hour, it iz sald, when a tire was punctured. The machine skidded and into a fence. thrown out, and Mrs. myer struck on her head, fracturing her skull. Her face and body also badly contused. The automo bile was so badly wrecked that it was left lying on the road Mr. Mrs of this effect that Johnson, and both and city, (Chester Johnson, the thelr nephew shot by Del The boys visiting friends in Clayton returning to Smyrna. It dusk they making a the evidently to son, were Clayton, had been Was and were farm wi who through a en place, short cut owner of lads were trespass fired at then Boyle was shot ir Johnson in { evil purposes, with a shotgun the neck lose the Boyle maj vd, who sev on a coroner’ disease eart morgue and rigiown piLe West Teiford Boar pted to ake a of the atten inspection Henry C Wambold, and Mo charge president of the plumbing the home of Wamb that tow officer 1 » CRS WAS inal Court, the jury {et of not gul that the ity verd t presiae Health is not contemplated In however, was ats, tt hange its Daugh unc legality o scholar Pennsy) adelr upils of by Phi gchools, hia to p contending that have restricted the awards should been to pupil annual Seranton f th shoo ls is © next Williamsport 16 State Associa and Chari llowing a short YOAT 8 adjourned, fo Next meet in Indiana The President, H of Etna, secretary-treas Colburn, Somerset as Colonel E 1 8 held elected be He WwW. Ochse, urer, lL. C geCTrotary, Jethlehem A stone that weighed in North hem and fell to the bottom quarry. The rock on James Ehrig, aged 65, and com the spinal killing him Bethle of the in Pittaburg. — Caesar Columbus, Eastville, appeared in the United States Circuit Court here and de clared he had been waiting for Co lumbus Day before asking for nat uralization papers. Columbus sald he could trace his line without a break to the man who discovered America. Chambersburg.~The Prison Board of Franklin County has decided to drive out the hoboes which are al ways numerous in winter time. They were put to work on the streets un der guard. ‘The city pays 26 cents per day for each man to the Sheriff, which enables him to give them bet. ter food. Titusville. —Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Winton, well known residents of Centreville, were killed at a grade crossing at Tyronville, near here, when thelr wagon was struck by a fast freight on the Pennsylvania Railroad. York James Hutchinson, of this city, was arrested at Red Lion on the charge of stealing chewing gum, The defendant, it is said, had gone to Red Lion to install gas fixtures in C. C. Kanard's place of business While thus employed, it Is said, he stole the gum, worth $4. Clearfield. —-J, BE. Harder, Ohiet Burgess at Clearfield, died suddenly of apoplexy, aged 66 years, Mr Harder was captain of Company L, Fifth Regiment, during the Spanish. American War. He was a prominent business man. ai . LEFT T0 A WORSE _ FATE Dynamiter, Himself a Married Man, Knew What Awaited Forgetful Husband, The business man was sitting in his office, thinking of starting for home, when a suspicious looking person came in with a leather bag In his hand. “If yon don’t give me $25,” said the visitor, coming at once to the point, “1 will drgp this on the floor.” The business man was cool, is In 11?” he asked. “Dynamite,” was the brief reply, “What will it do if you drop 117” “Blow you up.” i “Drop it!" was the Instant com- | mand. “My wife told me when I left | home this morning to be sure and send up a bag of flour, and I forgot ft. 1 guess it will take just about as | much dynamite as you have there to prepare me for the blowing up I'll get when she sees me!” He threw himself back in his chair and waited for the explosion, but it “What | come “I'm a married man myself,” said the dynamiter, and quietly slipped out ~Jllustrated Bits. He Knew. A small boy brought up by eating father to hate nected with England or was consigned recently with the nurse while the family enter tained a genuine English lord in the dining room. The grownups’ meal had that “twenty minutes past” stage where conversation halts direct ly, when a childish treble fell upon the dumb-waliter the kitchen. This is shed nobleman heard “Fe, i. fo, fu I smell the Waser YY AE, a fire! anything con the English to eat dinner come 0 from aston: shaft what the bivod of an English 8 very nic the only bad a those things room folding “Of course.” remar) “one can never under a folding ard and Times hope bed.” Free Blood Cure. A Biased Opinion. “Do you think buttermilk long one's life, Colonel “Ahem! 1 no Plumper, that if a person buttermilk iife will pro Soaksby ? have doubt Miss had to drink it would make every aay seem longer” TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak, Wears vos and Granulated Evelids. Murine Doesn't Smart-—8Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Bell Murine Eye Remedy, Lig 25¢, $1.00 Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 2Z5¢c. $1.00, Eve Books and Eye Advice Free Mail Murine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago. Force of Habit Too Strong. Dit er—How is it that of things on your bill of fare sre struck out? Walter (confidently Our new man ager used to be an editor. nr * x n Wa ery E uid, Ee by moat the TO DRIVE OU : MALARIA AND 151 IL Y LCF THE SYSTEM Take hh Od Stands GROVES TASTELWSS CHILL TORK You a w what you are aking The for in is plainly printed of every bottle showing fe imply Juinine and irom in 8 laste. jens form The asinine drives ost Lhe maisris and tne Iron builds Yu the srdteom Bod by all ties W oetits, Heart's Trouble, “Faint heart never won fair lady.” “Faint heart has no business to try to win anything; faint heart ought to For COLDS and GRIP Micke’ Carvnixg is the best remedy-<re Heves the aching and feverighness—cures the Cold and restores normal condittons. It's quid effects immediatly. 100. Be., and BOs. At drug stores. It is never quite polite to contradict a girl, except when she says she doesn't want to be kissed, and then it can be done silently. Dr. Pieree's Pellets, emall, sugar coated, easy to fake ns candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bow. | els. Do not gripe. When a girl marries for money the | devil Is usually the best man at the | wedding. If you are a you for not giving pound a trial? For 30 testimonial letters as these —they are Mrs. 8. J. Barber says: “Ithink Lydia E. {Pinkham’'s Vege. table Compou: nd is the best medi. cine in the world for women--and I feel it my duty to lat ofhers know the good {1 has done > me Three years ago I had a tumoa which the doctor said would have to be removed by an operation or 1 could not live more than a ye or two, at most. I wrote Mra. Pi fuk. ham, at Lynn, Mass., for advice, and took 14 bottles of Lydia E. Pink. ham's Vegetable Compound, and to- day the tumor is gone and I am 3 perfectly well woman. I hope m testimonial will be of benefit {o oth- ers.” — Mrs. 8. J. Barner, Scott, N.Y. Mrs. E. F. Hayes says: ] “I was under the doe tor's tre ment foraf i tumor. Isuffered with pain, sore ness, bloatin and conld no walk or sland my feet length of time. wrote to Pin} ’ vy i 2 J Yice, vr reg / dir i. took Ly ™ E. Pinkh Compound. Today 1 woman, the tumor was expell my whole system strengthen i all women whi fen b. dA a y are aff mors Or 1860 pound.” mn St Mrs. George May says? “51 No ons knows what I have suf. fered from fe male troubles, sineuralgia pains, and bae kache. My doctor said he could not give me anything to sure it. Through the advice of a friend 1 began to use Lydia E. - kham's Vege- npound, and the pain soon 1 continued its use and am now in perfect health, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com. md bas been a God-send to me as I believe I should have been in my grave if it had not been for Mrs, Pinkham’s advice and Lydia E. Pinkham'’s Vegetable Come and.” Mrs. GORGE May, 80 4th Ave, ble Con K. Housh says: “I have been completely cured of a Beve vy Mrs. W. 5 doet tors good, do not contin: out giving Lydis etable Compound has ¢1 ured IAnY e: Lf such: mation ration, place men re Ino | irreg larities, periodic pains, backache, ete. retable BE iE { female ills. No sick woman herself who will not try this Made exclusivel has thousands o Mrs. Pinkham invites She has w. 50 FOR MEN & WOMEN ular shoes for the tho most 831.50 or 84.00 shoes you ean buy ? 1! yous Genisr CREmO 50 and 84.00 and that 11. another palr, you will be more than TA you so much comfort, AKENO SUBSTITUTE Rie wer Catalog pries. Constro Ornament t of giving device descriptive ol ren ] » better Inge p made at any nickel] pisted.eanily kojt clears an There is roth ng Knows s the art ve of the KA ' Lamp ar a ign. If pot st yours. write for anid brass the va DISTEMPER CATARRHAL FEVER AND ALL NOSE AND THROAT DISEASES the tongue MAPLEIN Tired Out. “Is the first edition of your novel exhausted yet? “No. Why? “I thought it might be from stand ing so long on the counters.” Bold by all Arusgicts or sent express paid, by the manufacturers. GOSHEN, INDIANA that i= uaed the same as lemon By dissolving granulated sngar in Chemists, Mapirine i 3 { Crescent Mig. Co., Seatile. THICK, SWOLLEN GLANDS that make a horse Whooss, Roar, have Thick Wind, of Uboke-down, can be to woved with unch i a, ine, ABSORBINE So bits eo os . air 0 hte a SE or mankind, $l and ature, Tymors Wen Vancom Veins Uleors, § druggist can Ty ad v Hire Talormtan 1 sell yon more Lf Fon wid we for grep hook and tetim om a. F. YOUNG, F. B. F., a8 Temple Si lied Rapid Fire I PR You will jose DROPSY NEW DISCOVERY Fr, Tams aT Payee PATENTS Zit emis W. N. U, BALTIMORE, NO. 43-1910. SS DYES ii BR
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