VoL. LXXXH LONG FELT WANT. ing existence at other animals’ cost. Dne of these marine tramps Is a little ee fellow that makes its home with the A Plea Fcr a Graduated Standa: . of living oyster. In fact, it dwells In the Misconduct, oyster's shell and feeds on whatever tide Is a shildaid of wisconduct We Oddly enough, however, it is only the | ie colstantly doing things ln woubt, fomale that has this habit of “board- us Af we hadn't a right to do thew ing out.” The male erab has no per The confusion caused by people do- manent home, but spends Its tine tog things which io thelr circumstances swimming about at the surface of the we had no right to expect Is the prin- water Oveter erabs sometimes are cipal cause of our troubles It uught pie enouch tod ¢ un arm stretch of : { for ex: HL : § 1 o y rot ver a hundred willions will theres o geparately, no censionally they rfter lead su honest life If he has ro nfo i ‘rabs of nearly allied spe only Atty willions his life should be nre found in s-honest, und if he has ouly ou paltry thao « Nae af mineee tind seallops In milllons then it ought to be con is case, again, only the ceded that he can loot a few railroads parasite or so antl Le gets on his feet. Up to, say, ten thousand a year no Cco'tish Caution. th can afford to be dishonest. He ‘ertainly the eantions Seot spirit i ger up in the cars and give ded the opinlons of the Scottish iis seat to women under thirty-five at eh tect who was called upon to erect feast, and of course he will not take a hui'dh in Eusland npon the long + chance of robbing any safe. From lease svete. so common with Angh- ten thousand ap to an hundred thous cnn proprietors, but quite new to our nd be cop engage in litle dishonest i When he found the proposal fiers by making one of a pool or put=' was to bui'd vnon the tenure of 999 ng through a land deal or so for vears he quietly surrested: *Conld ve variety no mak’ it a thousand? Nine hundred When he gets fifty willions or more nud ninety-nine years "I be slippin’ together, however, every man «ough§f awa'" to #sk himself plainly the question But of all the cautions and careful whether from now on he ought not inswers we ever heard of was one be a philanthropist. Doesn't he © given by a earpenter to an old iady In this to his fellow men?—life Glasgow, for whom he was working. and the anecdote Is well nuthenticat- CHOOSING A VOCATION. ed She had offered him a dram and asked him whether he would have it then or walt till Lis work was done. “Indeed, mien.” he sald, “there's been sic a power o sudden deaths lately that I'll just tak’ it now.” —"HReuilnis- cences of I enn Ramsay® female is & {Oo Follow Common Sense and Consclensa and Do Your Best. It Is very certain that no man is fig for everything, but it is almost as cen tain, too, that there is scarce any one man who fs not fit for something, which something nature plainly points out to im by giving him a tendency und propensity to ft I look upon common sense to be to the mind what conscience is to the heart—-the faithful and constant moni tor of what Is right or wrong. And I am convineed that ne man commits either a crime or a folly but against the nmnifest nnd sensible representa- tions of the one or the other Every man finds in himself. either | from nature or education—for they are hard to distirzulsh-a peenlinr bent and disposition to same particular character, and h strugeling azninst : it is the fruitless and endless kbor of had ordered the art fe “it tastes pret Sisyphus. Let him follow and eultl- ty goad, but it isn’t possum vate that veeation: be will succeed In No. 8 rejoined the walter ! Gallantry, At an school In Aberdeen a teacher was examining her cluss on the Bible, the lesson twing a part of Gepesis : ished her « lass, “Why did tempt Eve instead of time there was slience, bint ittle bor held up his hand “Pease, wum, ‘cause it's This The Real Thing ‘How do youh possum taste, sgh?" neked the solicitous waiter “Well” responded the patron who t's n sion it's eons oe contin ft and be eonciderable In one wav at tans : tit] De genuine least, whereas if Lie departs from It he 1 Tt i pretender, sub: yas, will at best he Inconsiderable, probe Vhiladelphia Ledger ¥ ridiculons.—Lord Chesterfield Doomed The Oyster Crab. Bride Denrest, Towser has eaten the ! remarkable erate ¥UIDer I cooked for yon with my own lie expense of hands flubby Never Fist yw heart. I'l get you an x 2: Cy are CruNIves 3 r bE trumps and have no shame in sustain. DUrE Press Returned by the Glacier. | years, but Dr. Forbes believed that | the end of the glacier would be reach. { ed by the bodies In forty years, This statement considered | i bind it a0¢ Wit borne ont | brought the bodies to Heht In 1866 Henry Arkwright was lost his brother received a telegram fy the mayor of Chamoun! that the body chief, and his gold pencil « ' ent ’ I'nles of Mountain Adventure.” Shakespeare and the Actors. Why do we eall Garrick a great ae tor”? Because the hox office of his us how his first performance of Rich. ard III, was received with loud and relterated applause How his “look and actions when he pronounced the words, TOM with his head; so much for Buck. inghan, “were so significant and fmportant from his visible enjoyment of the in ‘ident that several lot ul shouts of np probation pre ocltiroed the triumph of the actor and satisfaction of the au dience.” A modern purist would have walked out of the playhouse when his ear was lusulted by Clbber's tag, but good tax, and 1 have always thought it a pity that Shakespeare forgot te set It down himself and | eft to Cibher Parry In Cornhill Magazine. Why the Earth Cannot Explode. Hers is freqn titly advanced and even suns sometines np Hike a bombxhell No ottr globe comida giveerin and dete ploslon would 1 i in ather w or ft the rrast of Crist yr #8 handred miles “fire exerted be high explosive, FOR THE : | { | Season by enlarging and adding to our stock of goods a i i Quality counts. “ZS T——— Goods are Here You Should See Them. The People are Puying the Handsome Gifts, Some merchants boast of the high prices they get for cer- tain lines. We do not. WE SELL-— Fancy Dishes, Lamps, Vases, Dolls, Brush and Comb Sets, Collar and Cuff Boxes, Ladies’ and Men's Handkerchiefs, Fancy Toys of Every Description, CANDIES, Sugar-coated POPCORN ’ and all good things to eat, Furniture for Presents ! ROCKERS OF ALL KINDS CHAIRS FOR ALL AGES Everything in the Furniture Line and its all fine, B vou hear much about advanced prices, but you will find no advance in prices here, | SHOE SALE | I 222220002222220AAAAAAAAAANNNAINALS THIS ROCKING CHAIR $2 25 Value, now - - $139 Everything at Reduced Prices: Shoes, Dry Goods, Notions, Gents’ Furnishings to Reduce Stock. Closing-out Sale of Clothing Cold weather Goods at very low prices. Will close out entire line of Clothing---Overcoats and Suits for Men and Boys --at Sacrifice Prices. NZ COME AND SECURE YOUR SHARE OF BARGAINS ! All kinds of Produce wanted at highest market prices : Butter, Eggs, Potatoes, Apples, Applebutter, Walnuts, Butternuts, Shell Barks, and Poultry of all kinds, | . ~ JOOO00300O \
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