TO LIVE FOREVER. Thomas Edison has perfected a storage battery which he gays will last indefinitely and revolutionize the present propelling power. Prof. Munyon says it is only a question of time until a remedy is discovered that will supply the waste of the human body, so that one may live on almost indefinitely, barring accidents, This seems almost too good to be true, but nothing seems to be impossible in these days when we consider the flying machine and the wireless telegraph. Prof. Munyon has certainly revolue tionized the practice of medicine. He does not believe in building hospitals for consumptives. He says that con- sumption can always be traced to a cold. Cure a cold and you prevent consumption. His Cold azd Cough Remedy will break up almost any form of a cold in a few hours and positively prevent Bronchitis and Pneumonia. To convince the medical world and people in general of the truth of his claims he has distributed millions of vials of the Cold Cure, ab- solutely free, from the leading news- paper offices throughout the country, and the cures that have been reported from its use have been most astonish ing. These little sugar pellets con- tain no opium, morphine, cocaine or any harmful drug. They seem to re- lieve the head, throat and lungs al- most immediately, In order that no one may be de- prived of this remedy he has placed it with all the druggists throughout the United States for the small sum of 25 cents, or sent postpaid on re- celpt of price, and wit! each bottle he gives this guarantee: “If Munyon's Cold and Cough Cure does not do all that is claimed for it, I will refund your money.” There are four advantages in tak- ing Munyon's Remedies. First, they are absolutely harmless. Second, they are pleasant to take, Third, they re- lieve almost immediately. Fourth, they cost nothing unless they give satisfaction. Munyon’s Guide free on request, Co., Phila., Pa. to Health sent Munyon Remedy Berlin now has a population of two millions A greater Berlin would include another million. ECZEMA BURNED AND ITCHED. Spread Over Hand, Arms, Legs and Face—It Was Something Terrible {Complete Cure by Cuticura. “About fifteen or eighteen years ago ec- gema developed on top of my hand. It burned and itched #0 much that I was compelled to show it to a doctor. He pro- nounced it ringworm. After trying his dif. ferent remedies the disease increased and went up my arms and to my legs and finally on my face. The burning was some- thing terrible. I weut who had the reputation of being the in town. He told me it was eczema medicine checked the advance of ease but I finally try the Cuticura Remedies in the trial. 1 « completely free from not been tr W. Market St. ( 19, 1908." Potter Drug & Props. of Cuticura Remedies, to another doctor best His the dis no further led to hirst ubled sir To The Creation, “Billinger has very airs in his new comic opera.” “Ancient! Say, I'll bet gone back for some of ‘em time when the morning together.” some ancient he hae the sang LO stars The earliest Bible pictures were painted on the church walls instead of being bound between book covers yeupd Figs Elixies Senna Cleanses the System Effectaally: Dispels colds and Headaches due te Constipation; Acts naturally, acts Truly as a LaxoXwe. Best for Men Women and Child rea —Young and OW. To get Ws beneficial effects, always buy the Genuine, manufactured by the CALIFORNIA Fic Syrup Co. SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS one size only, regular price 50° per bottle. the “I have been using Cascarets for In. somnia, with which | have been afflicted for twenty years, and I can say that Cas. carets have given me more relief than an other y I have ever tried. I shall Sertaiuly Sconmend Thess 10 mY frignds as being at they are represented.’ Thos. Gillard, Elgin, 111. ood. Nevor Sicken.W aten gr Gripe 2%, 0c. Never sold In X wen tablet stamped CC to eure or your back. wa WANTED. Second Hand Bags and Barlap, Any Kind, Any Quantity, Anywhere. RICHMOND BA@ CO,, Richmond, Virginia. Eyete Pa st SS AR COMMERCIAL | i i i Market Reports. Ready To Do His Part, An eccentric country squire agreed to employ an equally eccentric rustic to rid his mansion of {ts plague of files, the terms being board, lodgings and beer for three days. At the end were more flies In spite of prevailing high prices, continues not only largely in | proximating the records of 1807, | in iron and steel, in whaich the latter now dis- | the eagerness to prevailing rates. | er has changed, playing most of close contracts at The sales of steel rails are the heavi. | in two vears while there has been a decrease of 32 per cent. in a month in the number of idle cars. Wholesale Mat kets. York—Wheat—Spot firm; No. 2 red, 1.10, nominal, elevator; No. red, 1.12, nominal, {. 0. Db. afloat; No, 1 Northern Duluth, 1.10, nominal, f. o. b. afloat; No, 2 bard winter, 1.13, nominal, f. o. b. aflcat. Corn---Spot firm; No. 2 oid, 8 3g ¢., nominal, elevator, and delivered, nominal; No. 2 new, 6715, f. 0. b. afloat, nominal. Option mar- ket was without transactions, clos. ing partly 15¢. net higher Septem- ber closed 78c¢c.; December closed 715%. Oats-—Spot 42; natural white, white, 43 @ 48. Butter—Easy : pkgs.; creamery New 9 - ~ f 9c 4134 @ clipped mixed, 2@ 45; firm; receipts, 8.6569 extras, 30@30%e¢c. Eggs——DBarely steady; receipts, 11,129 cases Western firats, 23% @2a4dc.; seconds, 21 22%,;. Poultry— Dressed chickens, 15 @ 20c¢ Western 6Q 17 Ya . —-Quiet but September, ensy; ; fowls, 1 Philadelphia—Wheat firm; contract grade. 103@ 104¢ Corn-—Firm; ‘No. 2 yellow, for lo cal trade, TT @ 7 Oats—Firm, Mo 2 white, natural, 44% @ 45¢c. i Butter-—Quiet but steady: extra Western creamery, 523%e.; do., near- by prints, 384. Eggs—Firm, good demand: Pence sylvania and other nearby firsts, free cases 27c. at mark; do., current re ceeipts, in returnable cases, 25 at mark; Western firsts, free cases, 27 at mark; do., current receipts, free cascs, 23@ 26 at mark. Live Poultry—Dull and weak: fowls. 16@ 17c.; old roosters, 11 ba @13; spring chickens, 16 Q 17; dues, old, 13@ 14; do., spring 14@ 16. Baltimore—Wheat— -Receipts, 165 bu.. Including 1.860 bu. Soath- ern. Shipments from elevators, £,020 bu. Stock in elesators, 563,- 340 bu. Southern was steady but quiet under light receipts. A cargo cf No. 2 sold at 106c. per bu, and small lots of steam No. 2 red at 1.02 per bu. and “stock” refected at 2 per bu Small lets, by same ple, as to quality condition, brought 1.00 and bu Corn We easier; Year, 64 G 64% c.; C3 wp 63%. Year and in soma demand, bu: light, Prices improved and a! the midday cail year wae quolsd at 64% w 64% c., January at 64764 3%, Rye We qa0ie, per bu. rye, Western, carlots, uptown, i7c.; bag lots, new, as to quali, 60@ 70. Hay-—We quote per tor: No. timothy, large baies, $18: do., smal! blocks, $18; ‘lo. 2 timothy. as to location, $16.50@ 17: Nc. 3 timothy, $14.50@ 15.50; choice clover mixed, $16.50; No. 1 clover mixed, $166 16.50; No. 2 clover mixed, 3146 15; No. 1 clover, $15.50 16: No. 2 clover, $14@ 15; no grade hay, as jo kind, quaiity and condition, $8 @ Ce higher; No. - f~- ©) 82 bag and 1.u4 ope: eid Te - ’ zuuvary,, January wero trading was per tern No. 6g 5 - Oats on spot weight, @ 42¢c.; The quotations for new oats were: Whi'e, No. 2, as to 42% @ 43¢c.; 41 do., No 4, 3 .: Ao. mixed, No. 2, 41041%c.;: mixed, No. 3, 39@ 40¢c Butter—Creamery Ib, 31@ 32¢.: imitation, per 1b., 23 @ 24c; prints. YWib., 329 33c.: do. 1-1b, per Ib, «2c; blocks, 2-1b., per ib, 31@2 : dairy prints, Mary- land, Pennsyivania and Virginia, por Ib., 18@ 20c.; Virginia and West Virginia store packed, per 1b, 2c. Eggs — Maryland, Ponnsylvania and nearby firste, por dozen, 3 Marviand and Vir ginia, per dozen, 27¢.; Weslern firsts, per dozen, 27c.: West Virginia, per dozen, 27e¢.; North Carolina, per dozen, 26e. Live Poultry: Oo. “r aJC separator, per a5 wd <. “ 2 ~ oD “iC We quote, per Chickens-——0ld hen%. heavy. 1615¢.; old roosters, 10; young. 184i 1645 Ducks, per 1h—--0id, 12¢.: white Pek. ings, old, 13; spring, 3 Ibs. and over, 13; small, 12. Live Stock. Kansar City—~Cattle- Market cows and fed gleors strong: er cattle steady to 19 lowe: Cholee exporis and dircssed beef rs, $6.60@8.25; falr to good, 34.208 6.25; Vestern steers, $3.75406.75; | stockers and feeders, 2.25@ 5.560; Southern steers, $3.20 4.50: Sovtih ern cows, $2.20 @ 3.05; native cows, | $204.36; native heilers, $3.10% 5.40; calves, | for tor oth £10 bulls, $2.75@ 2.75; $1@ 7.560. Hogs Mar’ et sieady to strong; | fop, $8.20; bu'k of sales, $7.90% 8.25; heavy, $548.30; packers and | butchers’, $8@ 8.20; light, $7.75@ 8.16; pigs, $5.504 1.50. Sheep—Market strong: Inmbs, $35.76@ 7.50; yoarlings, $4.75 @ 6.40; wethers, $4.50@05.10;: owed, $4.25 @ 4.90; stockere and fooders, $3.25@5.0. Chiecag attlo~Market etendy, Steers, $5.00@ 8.60; cows, $3.560@ 65.25; hoifers, $3.50@6; bulls, $236 4.80; calves, $3@9; slockers and feeders, $3.75 @06.25. Hogs—Market strong to 10 high. or, Cholee heavy, $8.40@ 8.00; butchers, $8.35 @ 8.50; light mixed, 0 or A 45; packing, . 6; ge, $5.26 07.70; bulk of sales, $5.10 FL steady sheap, $4.26 @6.15; lambs, $6.75@ 7.560; yeariiny™ 60. : sas “Why ever haven't you made a You contracted to kill all the flies.” “I'm walting for you, guv'nor,” re- torted the wily rustic, "you've got catch 'em first. 1 only promised to kill 'em"-—London News. He Was Safe Either Way, An Elk County citizen, who has just graduated from a law school, wrote to a prominent lawyer in an town to find out what there would be for him in that part of the country. “I am a Republican in he wrote, “and an honest “If your are an honest lawver,' the lv, “you will have no competition, and if vou are a Repub- law will protect you.” Kansas City Journal. politics, lawyer." ren re} The steamship from government's new recently arrived is primarily in- and Zanzibar Zanzibar Cupid Scotland 1 I 4 107 It refight between and Pemba Islands, Dairy maids {in Denmark get from about $4 to $9, with board and lodg- ing, a month Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate st i iT bowels ted, tir Easy to take as candy liver granules, The Green Testa- Erasmus, pub- Froben 15186. first printed were those of t Basel by i ‘d a For HEADA Me Micka APUDINE Whether from Colds. Heat. Stomach or Nervous Troubles Capudine will relieve you. It's lguid—plessant tw take—acts immedi ately. Try WL We Be and We at drug lores No Man Is Satisfied, the Rev. Dr. J. Wilbur 1, the evangelist, has recelv- stter fr t former Phila- minister, which he tells success of his meetings d of om ne » iy n in the in Ereat o ter describes the people as fun-loving, and says he has off many stories that in the States would be labeled an- there worked United client One SUCCeES which he has told with great filustrate that there is no real happiness in the world will bear retelling Here it is: “Why. even the man who smokes a pipe is not happy,” says Dr. Chap- man. “If he is smoking his own to- bacco he Is thinking of how much it cost him, and if he is smoking the h fellows, he packs it so tight in the bowl of his pipe that it won't draw.” — Philadelphia Times to of by or A consignment of 5.000 sheep was recently ought to Mombasa from Cape Colony 1 are South African merinos various flocks, and were especially lected for breeding purposes for a certain large eninte DOCTOR ADVISED OPERATION Cured by LydiaE.Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Paw Paw, Mich.—* 1 suffered terri. r—— bly from female ills, including inflam. mation and conges. tion, for several years. My doctor said there was no hope for me but an operation. 1 began taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta. ble Compound, and I can now say I am a well woman.” EMMA DRAPER. Another Operation Avoided. Chicago, Ill. — “1 want women to know what that wonderful medicine. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com. pound. has done for me. Two of the best doctors in Chicago said I would tie if 1 did not have an operation, and I never thought of seeing a well day again. I hada small tumor and female troubles so that I suffered day and night. A friend recommended { ydia E. Pinkham’'s Vegetable Compound, and it made me a well woman." — Mrs ALVENA SPERLING, 11 Langdon St. Chicago, Ill Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com. pound, made from roots and herbs has proved to be the most successfu! remedy for curing the worst forms of female ills, including displacements inflammation, fibroid tumors, irregu larities, periodic pains, backache, bear ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges tion, and nervous prostration. Itecosts but a trifle to try it, and the result has been worth millions to many suffering women. he feo sheep fe A DOSE OF 1299 THE BEST weniant vor Gucase@ios is as safe as it is effective. Guar. In Pittsburg. The City Editor— Here's a mighty good story about a young fellow who runs away with a chorus girl, The Night Editor——What's that! A good story? Why it's been done to death, The City Editor-——-This one hasn't. It's an absolute novelty, The young fellow i8 neither a millionaire nor a Plttsburger. Cleveland Plain Dealer, For OOLDS ana GRIP, Biek's Carvoins is the best remedy— relieves the sching and feyorshinoss=cules e., So. lHquid—effects immediately. Cheap labor has been the princi machinery in India. Thousands of country people know that in time of sudden mishap or secident Ham- ling Wizard Oil is the best substitute for the family doctor. That is why it is so often found upon the shelf. jerlin has about a hundred fac- tories for linen goods—forty more than the kingdom of Saxony. Mra. Winslow's Boothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma tion, allays pain, cures wind colic, 25¢ a bottle Mercury freezes at minus forty de- grees centigrade, B. N. U.. 40. Graphite is obtained in Fortune Telling an’s happiness—womanly health, very foundation of all good fortune. women, by the hundreds nant examinations. Bick women are invited to consult Dr, Dx. Pierce's Grear Faminy Docer ought to know about. Sent free, in pl 21 one-cent stamps to cover mailing For without health r Pierce by letter free. Address World's Dispensary ok Book, The People's Common Sense ein wrapper to sny address on receipt of only, or in cloth binding for 31 stamps. For infected or “exposed.” Glands, expels the » will get It for Bpecinl agents wanted ci! graphite is apparently in Germany from Ceylon and Siberia, it is also imported from United States, Japan, China, Australia, Mexico, Great Britian, Italy, Sweden, Belgium and France. the An expert on the great Western ranches can shear one hundred she a day easily There are about 2 000,000 to shear. ep WHY PEOPLE SUFFER. Too often the kidnevrs are the cause and the sufferer is not aware of it. Bick kidneys bring headache and side pains, lameness and stiffness, dizzi- ness, headaches, tired feeling, urin- ary troubles. Doan’s Kidney Pills cure the cause. Mrs. Virginia Bpitrer, Buena Vista, Va. or gays: “For thirty \} years 1 suffered | everything but death with my kidneys. 1 cannot describe terrible my suffering from bearing down pains, dizzy Jpells, headaches and periods of par- tial blindness. The urine was full of sediment. | was in the hospital three weeks, Doan's Kidney Pills were quick to bring relief and soon made me well and strong again.” For gale by all dealers 50 a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. cents When Jerry Turned Tables, Half Kansas men who moved a thelr political being several ago mixing po- acco smoke the other a Topeka hotel, As was to be expect y fell to “yarn- ing," and their subject was Jerry Simpson They told a lot of stories concerning the sockless Socrates, and here are a few them One time Jerry arrived at celsior Springs hotel and Simpson, Wichita” reached the parior, the office. and nine guests bustled the signature It when Jerry war al notoriety “Oh.” giggled one dressing the clerk, wears socks?” Mr. Simpson ware standing hard by and overheard the remark The women all laughed at this well-worn witticism, and they stopped suddenly when Jerry sald quietly to the clerk: “1 wonder if they wear stockings?” Whereupon the women fled to the parior amid a silence that was knee- deep. Kansas City Journal dozen had a wd YOATH were and to nieht ight : ’ n in front litical of an “Jerry news joins The which ad- several out to look at was at the time of How He Made A Cuddle, A gentleman went into a pipemak- er's shop with the intention of ing the method of making pipes The proprietor, who was a Scotch man, had arrived from Edinburgh a few weeks before When the Philadelphian got in the shop he found only a boy back the counter. so without any ado he thus addressed him "Well. my callant, I'll give you quarter if youn show me how muke your pipes” 1 canna mak’ a peep ed the lad. dle’ A cuddle!” fievy?"” ‘It’s a short.peep,” replied the boy. “sic as men women smoke oot on TH give you a quarter if you show me how to make that” “(iie's yer quarter furst.,” was the BOO 0 more a you gir,” repli- “1 ca only mak’ a cud- What's that, my hin- " ri reply The gentleman gave the boy the broke a plece off it, saying: "There, now, sir. that is the way I mak’ cuddles.* Philadelphia Sexton, Verger, Sacvietan, “It is the same thing under differ. i 3 i : i i 3 i i i i names,” sald Dr. Harvey W, Wiley, the government's food ex- pert, of some mew food preserva- tives. “The same thing under different names.” Dr. Wiley repeated. "It re- mindes me of the old caretaker of an Episcopal church, “This caretaker. as he sat smok- ing his pipe on a tombd in the ceme- tery, dismissed as trivial certain changes in the ritual. “The good, old creed keeps the same for all,’ sald he. ‘Look at ms here 1 used to be the janitor. The new reon called me the sextant. Dr. Thirdly gave me the name of virgin. And the young man we've ashington Post ot now says I'm the sacrilege.’ Mond | Bhall Smiling Be Made Mandatory? the smile, man of serious mien? Must one from n m morning till like 3 smile, smile night whether feels it One » dinner table joke y digestion and pro- peace When dull laugh It away if wrath because chases his fowls, anger with a smile. In on Ww Comes - re fer dh - 3 K your neighbor files to your cocker spaniel dissolve his short, keep And no CRED guaranteed to not into smilling & new social panacean ile cure As if man had already crysialized his features now ad- his co new doctrine a medical and don't tne logan in brief i thought smile at anyone ‘ dis- which this is a perpetual grin is vised to sm ad irevent m- mitting sul } i# advanced by rriter in ication y, 4 le yourself” ue Rarbor still the man who refuse society's behest Not would discourage smi! merely let ug not make the rule mandatory At least, permit the poor fellow some little option as to when and how he shall smile—Cleveland £11 much Plain Dealer Safety. had frsmt lashe h just lashed himself ast safer than Pole,” he getting nailed observed to note Deence Sun Pink Eye, Epizootic Shipping Fever Catarrhal Fever. Liquid, given on the tongue; acts on the Blood and Cures Distemper in Doge Largest selling live stock remedy. Cures Cut this out. Keep iL. Show Ww your Aruggis, Free Booklet, “Distemper, Causes and Cures.” GOSHEN, IND., U.S.A. DYES ©00id water better thas any other dye You you Chemists and | Result Of Scientific Farming. circular of the ment will contra- mpression thal i the soll of the coun- wearing out, but will show at, potwithstanding the abandon- ment of farming districts in the Northeast, only is there an in- in total volume of crops, an actual growth in the average yield per acre under cultivation. This i# obtained by restoring to those elements and com- needed and consumed by the Crone rops LINE Agricultural dict Depart try +h not Crease but different ™ ihe present his § well-infc¢ day does not plants out food, but sees yrmed farmer of the blindly send grope for their that it is supplied them in measure, Hecent discoveries in bacteriology have greatly assisted the planter, enabling him to obtain bacteria, with which the growing plant may be inoculat- ed and by which the nitrogen of the air is fixed in form available for plant food and fed to the plant as required A few cents per acre spent inoculating the plants comes back to the farmer increased yield of many dollars per acre.—Mobile Regleter to proper in Source Of Information. Browning I hear you are engaged to that young widow who is visiting relatives bere Is it true? Greening-—Yes Browning—How did you discover that she was the one woman in the worid for an old bachelor like you? Greening Why. she — er — told Mme #0 Chicago News. MAY SUTTON American Girls How To Healthy and Graceful, | Tells Be SAN FRANCIBCO, Cal. Don't drink coffee. Don’t drink tea, Don't etercise too much. These three don'ts constitute the advice of Miss May Sutton, champion woman tennis player of the world, to girls who would go in seriously and systematically for athletics, Eat what you want. Take long walks. Get all the fresh air yon ean. ton lays down for merely to be strong and healthy. The little champion recently ap-| peared on courts in San Francisco in a series of exhibition matches. It! had been reported that she was not in the best of health, but she gave no In- | dication of having ‘gone back.” play- | ing her strong game that made her | world's champion, with her same old dazh and accuracy. | At the close of the poring Miss Sut- | ton was asked to tell what system of | training she had found most effective and what, in her opinion, is the best Inpartsheeald: “While I advocate hearty! eating, I cannot say too much erage American girl They are nerve destroyers and no one can be healthy who persists in their use. “Too much exercise is as bad as too little. Walking is the best eterclse | there is. Early each morning, after drinking a glass of hot water, dressed | in loose clothing, 1 walk for nearly | an hour. “Athletics should receive some at- tention from every girl. If her time precludes the playing of tennis or golf she should take long walks in the open air, both before the morning and evening meal, throwing the head and shoulders back and ing long, deep draughts of that which money cannot buy but is in reach of the poor as well as the rich——pure alr, “Pure air and a moderate amount of exercise I cannot too iongl) im- press upon girls as being the y soe eret of health and Medicine | “Don’t Drink Coffee’ “Don’t Drink Tea “Don’t Exercise Too Much” Very easy when you know how { much more satisfactory POSTUM is, as a morning cup. A hot, steaming cup of Postum is as invigorating and bracing as But instead of caffeine- heart troubles that overtake the coffee drinker, Postum furnishes a liquid food which strengthens head and body. A ten days’ trial of well-made Postum (boiled 15 minutes) con- vinces. “There's a Reason.” WONDERED WHY Found the Answer Was “Coffee.” Many pale, sickly persons wonder for years why they have to suffer so, and eventually discover that the drug ~ paffeine in coffee is the main cauge of the trouble. “1 was always very fond of coffee and drank it every day. 1 never had! much flesh and often wondered why 1 was always so pale, thin and weak. “About five years ago my health completely broke down and | was con- fined to my bed. My stomach was in such condition that 1 could hardly take suflicient nourishment to sustain, life. “During this time 1 was drinking’ coffee, didn’t think 1 could do with- out it “After awhile 1 came to the con- clusion that coffee was hurting me, and decided to give it up and try I didn't like the taste of it at first, but when It was made bolled until dark and rich—I to
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