What's the Use? I've got a sorry case of blues, In Sicily, at They've raised a Know, This year of Of Archimedes Who died two Syracuse, |, statue, don’! nineteen hundred five, (sakes alive), thousand years ago Olid Archimedes was a man Of many most astounding paris; He could the vasty heavens spa By means of mathematic arte; And he devised a forceful screw Whereby the earth an inch or {wo tHe claimed) he moved by fit and starts No doubt most of Could move the show But where's the profit, If we to cold ike Archimedes And ere we Must wait 80° us living row world, with anyhow, 20 shame!) oblivion {such a Hall of ind vears or reach the two thous -— Portland onian 55 Se5e525252525252525252525e5¢2 2 The Girl at the Five-Yard Line. BY EDWIN BALMER, reg wy 5 e 5525525252525 ” Ro Sess 2525252525252525a525¢5 3 Randa.l! it's Randall!” In a hoarse whisper, narm sweep der tone feared 1o words On the the twelft line the alrea ly ips of five-yard the wurmur, apon made out confused 10 a thousands. “It's Randall! It's eate i That ms Young Barstow, his left wrist and into the black silk his shoulders. “Yes,” he said, his eager, jealous sc below, "that means quarter-back. It and he broken sigh Randall!’ ans . sling David goes glanced wrist At form, smaller and the others, turned easily; and beside head coach, Almost upon the which elev men thousand in spirit goal, the blue and nson teams —4the latter jacking a mar each oher defiantly, confident Five yards more or only another play, perhaps, and the game would be lost and won Bui: Randall, who had di rected Harvard's play during the long first half of the game still ren of score; Randall, who. in second half, driven back at last inspired his for successful stand before their goal: Randall, who, taking the ball. had driven the unceasing, unwearying line plunges, which regained the lost ground for the crimson; Randall, who had guided the play on past the cen ter of the fleld, on past Yale's twen tyfiveyard line and om to the very shadow of the coveted goal: Rapdalli, who had never faltered and never falled—was gone, team knew, a8 the coach must take his place. They had known from the week be. fore, when Barstow the elder was Rurt, that Barstow the freshman would have to go into anything should happen to the regu. lar quarterback. But Dalton not have foreseen that the boy fated to make his first appearance not only in the game against the tearn, but to direct the very which would be the play to the forty thousand straining forward their seats. It was not therefore, that during the seconds which seemed minutes the head coach hesitated. and hesit ‘en wenty Yale's eved bar the back, team ther and his knew, who could was impatient multitude fully hended the remsom for the delay, all sat In a slience which se med doubly still by reaction from the moment be- fore. Only here and there one who understood more fully muttered to himself, “He's only a freshman, he's only a freshman; but—but” Dalton half-bheckoned with his hand, and as the little subsitite quarter back sprang forward, as If at a sig nal, the rows of orimson banners streamed higher and wave! frantl cally, as the thousands jumped up to cheer him. But Barstow, running to £52828: heard noth The flve-vard ward the waiting teams, ing but the voice of the coach five-vard lina,” it sald “The David. David—David was all. The Young “15-5308 53~ Like the sprung, the To direct the Barstow ball, the crouched in forward, 84.’ Jaws of a trap, lines crashed toxether play between guard and had already but as he turned full-back, the left him fell back a little for a fresh hold, as big lineman tripped back, and the ball bounded away from the crimson line, an end-rush threw himself ward upon it Less than onds had passed; perhaps not Barstow, teams DOSsition Barstow bent when centar, recely ed the toward with guard Stamp vielded, behind ing he the quarter pervearsel op posing tor five se ¥ tires as he trotted bravely rear of the line, where hed In fallure tumult chat from his defense, hardl He % atill Crouts nis scarcely sounding before moment when hands him at first, unintelligible in It sounded I ai ears ux ioments Lhat sounds came dully in } 1 +} $4 b Fenian v should they {11 be cheer not for me I lized that the atands ant, an wher he blu: wa d hat he crowds to decked his him were sullen and moment the great be dropping and the sinking Leon which had be own into seats ngle figure opposite line? down Ney asked Barstow did i ie the big men were dim once more Ha 03 64 5 qe 31 $385 bit" Series of numbers upon them and Methodically, but quickly rately, he the tween the legs of the man him He hurled it into th the back running up from behind he clung to the runner —except ent him * ahead, pushing, pushing all the some one would help him up just as a fresh row of figures danced him And he would agaln and again On his let reverbrating mighty G4) burned Hi yellow his exeballs He ed at drove grasped bail from he lore srs of and when pushing, Lime instinet Then ore do it all over the like the deep, regular roar echoes of a sledge, and on his right quicker, panting cheers grow and more Indistinguishable, till they blended together into a mighty, in. coherent sound. The lime from still another transverse mark stung his eyes as he fell forward, and thev forgot for an instant to pick him up Something very cold and stinging struck his face, and a voice came to him once more. “The five-vard line fiveyard line, David” it said "David—David—" As he crouched again, the louder he gered a little, and the friendly num. bers which had flashed before him had ceased to burn. signal, however, but as the ball came to him on the snapback, ft sHpped from his useless arms. He sighed thankfully then, as Gray covered the leather with his body. The quarter back called a signal agiin, and this time he passed the ball safely, but ns he ran weakly beside his hall back, a Yale end brushed him aside tnd ner in nis with still five vards last five yards NO i the enunils Ha was third 10 gan donned tae tracks 1 down nd the here's no one alse,” he h lay upon captain ground here's no one else we ¢ put Ian’ There's dered in the There's no alse’ It thu little freshman’s ears eo! Se " 1 oa from all one no one him and exultantly it and stands; eproachfully it from the remand to Pity the north terly and the roa Bven waved angrily come Lo anout, from and bit scunded in fiell flags, him out ingly came west south of the Crimson itfully at the flags, the ind rese For Inspiration no-—-not all sanding and from flag every high little fluttered proudly high is i with a erin bhon whipping acros raise it The Perfect Pun man «" tha if he would Disraell the youth who first novel I thank I shall time A% Wioen a man sea pentry, s=ald looks as {if it himself li eraloess of & pun selfdestruction of a the doath- {thrust the friend who said will be read when Shakes Homer ten.” It doubled-edge blade of some corude fellow, good fellow Line or when wrote to loge no i { OOD had made perver:e And YOry the same absola was old poor poet by His poety peare and are forg Was 2 fine speech until Helne, edge by banality forever." J adding, “and not till then dulled its perfection A. Macy, In Atlantic Difference in Creeds. “1 ran across two new socts up in Minnesota a few days ago,” said the returned traveler “In a villuge that there must be the I thought Among churches intense plety 1 made some inquiries Yah, said the Swede ‘das wan tank Ev she made Adam ate ap das wan we tank Adam Dig and ple, an’ i “Something Nice” in Kanaas. The young ladies of the Thompson Dry Goods Company invited us in the other afternon to drink lemonade with them, prefacing the invitation with the remark that we must say something nice about them in the paper. And of course we could not do otherwise, for they are all with. out a single exception, just as nice and sweet as they oan be, and our only wonder is that they have been allowed to remain single so long and some of them, oh, so long THE GRANGE Conducted by J. W. DARROW, Chatham, N. Y., Press Correspondent New State Girange York THE NATIONAL GRANGE. Enthasinstic Meeting Atlantic City, N. J. that the grange at At A Large and Anticipated at There is abundant evidence of the national antic City, N. J, In November will be of unusual interest. Worthy Mas ter George W, FF, Gaunt and a hustling local working to make it the that bowen held In many A year The ex “CoV e meeting committee largest are meeting has commit mittee [8 also pianning to make the ses sion of value to the or great GEORGE W Master New State gran state, and of the sions will innd members of the tor had an oppostanity national me the hig! ferred pert by GRANGE LITERATURE The Giving Hon Asnistance Which Press Ia the Order ommended the fess one thing | themeaelv 07 iNyY Ohs underhand purposes, it to help fa whs a woud Case 3a the newspapers their ment nus now to such a deg grange or of the Order of a by the « and the n should appreciate the grand work being done today in their behalf by hundreds of newspapers throughout the country, and think they do The work would n slow progress without such colar as the are printing news local nature or otherwise alums Our state Rranges, itional grange a wel lL we ake publicity Mission of thie Pomona Grange, This is a very large part of the mis of the Pomona gMmnge--to help build up the subordinate grange. Wha shouldn't it be 80? Pomona is nothing if there are no subordinate granges upon which it ean draw for member and it can do very little without sion ganization which houses it and feeds The Pomona lecturer does well for his organization If his work resnits members its jurisdiction ing out and benefiting the whole com: munity. Grange Bulletin Grange Cocoperation. That many granges are availing themselves of the opportunity to save money for their members by (opera. Burlington county, N. J, purchased 695 sacks of seed potatoes, valued at about $1,500, and a quantity of grass seed, valued at $610, making a total of something over $2,100 on these two alone, Manhattan grange of Illinois Inst year purchased 33,000 pounds of binder twine, twelve carloads of flour, three carloads of salt and four car loads of bran and middlings. Over S00 was saved on the flour deal alone. Columbia grange, No. 83, Bradford county, Pa. Initiated 133 candidates during the last quarter and received nine by demit and twenty by rein. statement. Good record! a S555 8000044 = CST RR .. Lo, Prof. W. L College cays: “I seng i easily How ard of advise TR Cee a grown, -A recent ox - - seng in the future, long the Chinamen Itublee of Hong Kong says sale ot Grioseng root y the demand is vantageounsly Cala viele 16 as a8 Rn % *, hw The Chinese as is their rice. root 5 18 a8 Ve ES Ea eae ng to qu ality, ). There is room viele alla innare i QOLIATS Grins . NN Ci CYOera 8 rity rior IAnting seaso! Le nm frozen Ree 5 State Agricultural farmers to cultivate Gin- Pennsylvania native per Jound or the og ¢ SU PPiy of the price tivated root will (veneral W. A. I. 8. 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