es spain FLASHES OF FUN, think we met on a previous occa- on," sald the affable man. “Are you sure it wasn't a subsequent one?’ re- plied the crusty one. JII--“Is Gill a good judge of clgars?’ Bill-"1 think he must be. He had two last night, and he gave me one. He must have kept the best one." Yonkers Statesman. In their stateroom: found you, you're using brush!” Sonderhausen-—*1 pardon. 1 tinked it Plick-Me-Up. Jabbers—“I woke up last night and found a burglar in my room.” Havers =*“Cateh him?” Jabbers—“Certainly not. I'm not making a collection of burglars.” Puck. He—"I told your father we expceted to be married next month, and he was wild." She—“What did he say?’ He “He wanted to know why we couldn't make it next week."—Puck. “Once a friend of m:ne and I agreed that it would be helpful for to tell the other his faults.” it work?' “We haven't nine years."-—Chicago Record. Brown—-*“Con- my beg tooth- your vos ze ship's.’ each of us “How did for spoken Pease—"How “Why, 1 last night, and twenty dollars.’ nervous prostration.” can you tell? Hubbard him on the street wanted to borrow Puck. The ame, your daughts paire.” The Mamma but you know she loses easily.” The Count — Detroit Journal. “ #1 Y 1 told, mad bad h. yes, Count i en ) i ol tems- 11 count, “At no time,” a man from the weak shoulders o man as when she is care of a large and pay Indianapolis Journal. He —-“The sig! is—er—waell, so willing t« harassed with ing propert it migh neat and drink.” what you men usuall cumstances.” } and drink.'-—Indianag “1 suppose classic its place,” i replied listen to it have to play io go home.” Mamie; myself Washing squeak so thy nights.” said th shoe-store, “My dear sir,” reassurin e enstomer, eo shoe-dealer gly, in them."--Y n't sleep man. BloodHumors MK ers Spring is the Cleansing Season- Don’t Neglect Your Health ou Need to Take Hood's Sarsa- pariila Now is the season for Evervwhera ac agile are being removed and preparatic 3 of another seas the new life n are ‘his is the time for cleans ng y wl's Sarsaparilla Wint felt the 100 0 Spring umors, I i at tired foe! rsaparilia expels all impurities fr giood and makes it rich and nour It builds up the nervous sy stem appetite, gives sweet, re renewed energy #pring humors, boil lood’s parilla America’s Greatest Medicine. $1: six for 5, grepared by C, 1. Hood & Co, 1. Mass food's Pills 37,0 op) ii i “ATW Corn $sponds readily to proper fer rent ee Sarsa- well, ile ¢ lization, Larger crops, fuller ears and i@rger grain are sure to result @m a liberal use of fertilizers @ntaining at least 79 actual Potash ur books are free to farmers. GERMAN KALIL WORKS, ns Nassan 8. , Piewv York. reliable it orders Active, to solic men t and Ornamental Nursery steck. k strictly first-class and true to name. gent employment; good pay. Business ily learned, Stats age and occupation te at once for terms and territory, ed thirty-two years. he R. G. CHASE CO. bh Penn Square, Virafl’« Pile Salven UND AT LAST I roms pic sors reliable cure for piles. Price, N, GRAFF, 891 Bighth Ave., Ladies Wa nted. TO TRAYEL for old established house, ra position. $40 per south and all expenses YO1ER & CO, Locus: 5t., Piiladelphia, No Yo they, and Liquor Habit eared in 10 to 20 dayr. No pay ti'} WEEKLY SERMONS. ¥F. DeWitt Talmage's Weekly Disconrse, Rev. “The Peace That Passeth All Understand- Ing" is the Title of the Fifteenth Ser- mon in the New York Herald's Compe. titive Series—Dr. Talmage on the Maine, "Seek peace, and it. Psalm xxxiv,, 14. These words mean that peace is an objeot worthy of being vigorously sought, even in deed of being hunted after, 1. There is peace which is the opposite of worry. The future is always uncertain, Wo lay our plaus as wisely as we may, but there are innumerable contingencles be. tween them and their realization. asking ourselves, ‘Have I omitted anv {m- rortant item from my caloulations? put my money in good securities, or in an enterprise that after all lncks promise? ¢ Is pursue {i Have I made proper provision fly or for my own old age?’ There are lines of care upon the faces we meet, Even though some people are careless and light hearted, most men know the stern realiting of life, and do not cast off cares easily. Life brings its worriments, and where worry there eannot bo peace, 4. Peace is the opposite of conflict, desolates a land. Weary marches, fi battles, horrible carnage on the side of y and desolation and sorrow in multi of homes mark its continuance, means a reunited Nation, prosperity, intellectual and social advaace- ment, happy homes, rewarded industry all those good things which we sum un the word “‘progress, Tum SIONS rage in som man's gnaws or avarice shrivels or lust burns, Whatae a onethe real saint, with theSabbath morn ing ca upon his brow and river in his heart! 3. Pr *¢ {8 the conscience, It is Are na great m concerned about their peace which in stagnation. The prett od . of mankind, on the ot War er the iituo pas- breast, envy anger acer us ates or peace like 1 opp wite of a disturbed +} true that there are not is sued heart is ne ryselves to be 18 to Diety all Hgl vers en is hatte death, {as ish igh, rthat a calm w When the great { ntentions have beon vi ry permanent and p ensue, 3. As contrasted with a fcience, peace comes throu There will be one with God, he bringing this to pe is the atonement ugh Jesus The salvation which Jesus | rings is no din, but from sin. It {8 8 work wr ! 80 much for the i It in no artifieal pr on a legal action. It is something real and vital is a new life in the believing heart of God within the man, ds ep and high and wide as the divine grace and lasting as eternity. This is true peace { here on earth, and peace swelling In fuller tide out into the life that lies beyond this, Exvy. Oviven A. Kixosprny, Pastor of the Presbyterian Church. Hartford, NX. Y. wi ¢ du disturbed nat wen Ir man peace believer wess | the lite nears Ne THE DEAD WARSHIP, Maine Disaster Sent to Show Horrors of War, Dr. Talmage Says, Dr. T. DeWitt Talmage spoke of the Maine disaster at the Church in Washington. His subject was “The Dead Warship,” the discourse being on the text James iil., 4—'""Behold also the ships." “The nation is stunned by the destrue- tion of our war steamer, world is wrung with wounded and households, gone down and been buried in the great cemetery of dead ships. Woe! Woe! Let one united and universal prayer go up in bebalf of the broken-hearted fathers and mothers and wives of those who perished amid the awful calamity, And do not for. get the men whe are on many seas in naval service, Btar of hope! beam o'er tha billow, Bless the soul that sighs for thee, Biesa the sailor's lonely pillow, Far, tar at sea, dying, and for the bereft Btar of peace! When winds are mocking All his toils, he flies to thee, 8ave bim from the billows rocking Far, far at sea "Just why this destruction of our war. ship was ailowad was at first & mystery; but I think I understand ft now, I belieie canis, of the Cunard Line; the Majesties of the White Star Line, and the New York, Line; and warships like the Idaho, Bhenanduah, Brooklyn, Indiana, Columbus, Texas; and the searrad veterans of war-shipping, like the Constitution, or the Alliance, or the Constitution, that have §Wupg luto navy yards to spend their last days, “We will not know what eur national prosperity is worth until we realize what it has cost. I recall the unrecited fact that the men of the navy in the past and in the present have ran and are running now especial risks. They have not only the tides, the fog, the storm. Not like other they run into a larbor at the approach of an equinox, or a eyelone, or a hurrieane, because the harbors were hos. A miscalculation of a tide might leave them on a bar, and a fog might over- throw all the plans of wisest Commodore not on the land ready for an ambulance, but at the bottom of the sea Everywhere mercy. Such tem. Npanish Armada the squadron, y ho dig- sound of re [ortresses of nit bombards pests as wrecked the upon spurs at th Mightier than ull the all the coasts [s the ocean whe a flotilla, In the cemeteries and ( dead nre the bodies of most of who fell on the land, where those dead are who went down WAr vos. sels will not be known until sen gives ip ite dead, The Fars know that while loving arms earry the mes on the land and bury them with n liturgy and the honors of war. for odies of those who dropped from the ratling into the sen, or went down with all on board under stroke of an gunboat there remain t shark and the whale and oe endless t ing of the which can 10 rest, Nothing i the archangel's rumpet shall reg I lowly bed. Can. i ball threatening {1 t, bombs threat. * bluffs. t pedoes threaten eneath, ar enn with its ol 8006 wand, Am I no vd a special 8 for Feder Jon. federate the Jack the weing wen YOAr vessel new Ww irs in reean rig eop Bg q and the BE *aiute of thi vastie: He re of January te with Gre endiog and des death and jaakad un Wi of the 0- pou r while all inne " wa rommand, stood lest the { youth eq nisslies of * ’ pan ship shatter ners it the hearing or ail better than some shape reward vest of ali pay- their whole awarded is an SIe her it, ven, God is the masters, and fr those who do duty to Him t 10 pension everiasting heaven “But will it not be grand when all ¢ nes of earthly struggls are for gone? 1 went down to the seashore very e4riy one morning to see the rise ¢ et gathered all Fe ur five sails Against the sky seemed @ the spirits of the night walking the billows. The gloom re andagin met be gi 3 has Boop "Ter sun e night had ty its shadows, wer hy will, O God, ia in the sea, and Thy path isin the great waters.” It grew lighter The hanging in purple clusters along the sky, and as if those purple clus- erimson, fire-wave, Yonder fire.wave stood opposite and here a cloud, rent and | 80 that we might keep ont of it. Have ws and instead of 260 men slain 10,000 slain, 20.000 slain. spd instend 260 bereft American homes, 10.000, ven 20 . Iw it not appropriate, under thess stances, that I show you the debt this nis tiem owes to our American Navy and have trod the aecks, and express to those who may hear, as well as 20 those wha may sdation, ‘Behold aiso the ships,” “If this exclamation was appropriate tbout eightesn hundred and seventy yours ago, when It was written concarning the crude fishing amaocks that sailed Lake Galilee, how mueh mare appropriate in an docks, for the purpose of pace, the Lu. with flames bursting from the windows, The whole scene lighted up until it seemed as if the angels of God were ascending and descending upon stairs of fire, and tha wave crests, chauged into jasper, and sryse tal, and amethyst, as they were flung toward the beach, made me think of the erowns ol heaven cast before the throne of the Great Jehovali, I threw myself upo, the sand and uttered it again ‘Thy way, O God, is in the sen, and Thy path in the great waters." Bo will come the morning of the world’s deliveranes, The darkness The golden feet of the rising morn will come skipping and all the wrathfuil bitlows of the world's woe break into the splendors of eternal joy. Until the day break and the shadows flea AWAY, ‘turn, My beloved, and be thou like a roe or a voung bart upos the mountains of Bether.” And one song employ all nations. and “ing, Worthy {athe lamb that was alain; And the dweliors on the rock shout to dw llers on the plain, Til! erty a the rapturous Hosannah round, they —— ———— Er.ve New Jersey Woinen, Arington, N.J., has three proud young door neighbors, Two of them were visiting tueir houses on fire, The danger was im. minent. Taoking up their skirts they formed a bucket brigade of threo, apd after a herolo struggle subdued the flames, which thireatened their hovees, are proud because the Arlington Fira Company norary wembership, | i i THE KEYSTO! Latest | STATE Gleaned Various Parts. News from DECAY OF GOULDSBORO. Named After the Millionaire, Dwindled to Nothing # Driving Party Overboard -An Ianllan Who Shot Five Members of n Family -Child Falls IntoaTubof Water It Hae In the Darkness Goes Probably the first marriage license ever colored man and white woman inty was granted Edward Pos by Pro- the prospective groom aad | e Williams, last week youug the mother to Prothonotary re- the got his nsent, which she did, wi married lored fused man permit util give his « he man is aged 20 vears nad the Haan ne vear his snlor Fhey were ‘ Mr. Cheek, a Decay of Gouldsbaore. A petition w Asking thal a po ar. at Merantop igh l swaship be #4 gh I'he reas t ugh ialifled voters the borough to fill the Moes, alter rge tan center for this action is that thers is ne f named ted a JHY Murderer Captured, Sealded to Death. Lover's Fatal Antidote. Alieos Tax Law # moagre Woman's Awfal Suleide Mary ( 28 years, dled fr miley, aged Homoeopathic Hospital, Pitts. re. i i 1 she committed suicide a righ grief over the $ ah p ii { shed in the pike urns at the aeath of Street fire ils death, lament. ind runolag about ren, her dress haviog The woman made she was Happy because she was going to die, days age od it wildly in har room caught fir no that Father and Daughter Die, Jacob Hemminger, one of the most prom. nent eitizens of Newvilie, diad at his home. aged 87 years, Five children survive him. About eight hours after Mec. Hemminger's death, his daughter, Susan, was taken with grippe, and died shortiy after. They were both buried on Wednesday. 1 Would-Be Suicide Saved, Edward C. Thomas, of Bloomsburg. at- tempted sulcide by drinking a four-ounoce Hs laformed his wife health for the past year, Huang Himself from Barn Rafter. Paul Hammer, a farmer employed by Joseph Schemmell, near Honesdale, was found banging from a rafter in the barn. Truant Boys’ Danger. Eari Lindsey, Jobn and George Lafferty, officer. Workmon recov. they remained inthe pipes a little longer they would have been asphyxiated, Farmer is Found Dead. Joseph Piteher, a well-known farmer of | Buekingbam Township, was found dead on i his barn Boor, No foul play is suspected as | hie was subject to heart disease, I 5 A French scientist Las discovered that the sting of hornets is a ect antidote for snake bite. All a man has to do when bitten by a snake is to run into a hornets’ nest. This is not calen- lated to make whisky less popular for the purpose. RAM'S HORN BLASTS. Warning Notes Calling the Wicked Hepentance, HRIST made ser Vice gncred, to is ¥ Imagination the artist thought, Oo the human Truth is goal of aspiration, Inquiry unset tiles error and es tablishes A m thi Kpi rw spiritual ZR, hie past boolmas 1} eB future, Some men are | row-hearted, Love is the spin; ¥ binds us to God, Noble deeds are ain side of chs Curious Bequest, nditia: $4} MILI0US 8 ac ER — His Belief, the inwect hisalix ’ hat the § To Cure a Cold In One Day. 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