Found Beer in the Sink, A peculiar incldent occurred In New York on a recent Sunday. While a policeman of that city was trying to sec what was going on in a galoon he soiled his hands; he noticed a sink In the ante room of the saloon and when he turned on the faucet h was surprised to find that he was wash ing his hands in beer. "The the saloon was. of somisonansamt NER ne A Simple Change. “Professor, how the guit you?” “The hair little longer, please, ter. “suspected” foe per of course, arrested, haircut does ——— Wind wept, Were itnct for the intervening monntnin this country, from Northwest to ranges, Southeast, would nt time by devastating tornadoes, I arise out of the and canons of the plains, Gaining volume over a wide expanse, their force i arrest battlements big hills, Somelimes they rise above the barriers and sweep the Middle States with fury Thefe you day a mean tempersture, and the far below (reening, It is like an bath on a warm dey, the st cles, nerves apd elrenintd sudden nevralgie and both violent and aw to such should have the Jacobs Off, always ready prevents the chronie stage, nr 1c stage itis a prompt, sure cure g in winter be swopt garda seem to CRAY" strength and by the of CHOY one next may be joe waler ck to muse cause of itturks, and { ites cl inpronend ute, ! ’ oF Cure, oS Its i lutheohron prompt use wx perime thatpac resistance to High Price for Potatoes, The Wis, 1 recently John Salzer av Drees melon, 100 ihe, for plenty me days after p World is the gr we challeng» vor Er, Incars irunkard’'s The Moder to the | ' p pleasantly and effectu Way Commends aif 3% isn the cradest mans To cleans headaches ay tane in as well, eolde, int after effect Hive remedy =~ by C alifornuia F Tt fore t Beware of Ointmeuts for Contain Catarrh That Mercury, A® mar 5 Wie ents art When tha: you grateful tox Come to Realize FITS stooped ? NErve Reston Marvelous cures tie free. fon ree No fi fin ts afer Mans kelp th De. EKilmer's ail Kidney Pamophie Laborato Ma ivan world ¥ ut Alig sl Mothers of Parkaov's GG ftiee—a boon to the inte the Goad Wark nae} ov 14 Spopre « reviving gaa! y and nervous The Bridget starts } devil uses alcoho Mre. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children teething, softens the ghims, reduces inflamma. tion, aliays pain, cures wind colic. e.a bottle The man who does soon have to fall back. not look ahead will if afllicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaac Thomo son's Eve-water. Druggists sell at Ze por boitle There is no sign that a man inflamed with drink may not commit, Merit Is what gives Hood's Sarsaparilla its great popularity, increasing sales and wonderful cures, The combination, proportion and process in preparing Hool's Sarsaparilla are unknown to other medicines, and make it peculiar to itself. Jt acts directly and posi tively upon the blood, and as the blood reaches every nook and corner of the human system, all the nerves, muscles, bones and tis. sues come under the beneficient influetice of oods Sarsaparilla The One True Blood Purifier. All druggists, $1. ctire Liver Ills; easy to take, easy to operate. 2c. The Eminent Sunday Sermon, Subject: “The Place to Begin.” Texr xxiv., 47. “Bogloning at Yerusalem, "Luke “There it is,” sald the driver, and we all to eateh the first glimpse of Jerusalem, so long the joy of the whole earth, That city, coronetod with temples and palaces and radiant, whether looked up at from the val ley of Jehoshaphat or gazed at from adjoin- ing hills, was the capital of a great Nation. Clouds of incense had hovered over it, Char- fots of kings had rolled through it. Batter. ing rams of enemies had thundered against it. There Isaiah prophesied, and Jeremiah lamented, and David reigned, and Paul preached, and Christ was martyred, Most interesting city ever built masonry rung its first trowel or plumb line measured its first wall or royally swung its poapter since What Jerusalem was to the Jewish kingdom Washington {8 to our own country the capital, the place to which all tribes oo up, the great National heart whosa throb sends life or death through the body politie, clear out to the ge graphical ma What the resurrected Christ text to His disciples when Ho wm the work of go ning at Jerusalesn," it now in His prov of Christisns in evangelization of Washington for God, hat now ' or SUreiV as says He will th said in my spitzation, SOOMs 10 ‘begin. {eno this elty. the America, Amerie If you do not and leave and give re woman i bel i lives Start for ip § ginning at Lis golagt believe it, take y TY . As as Hae zoned y eneth s i, and as the gre ginning nt Wa “ 4 the s ern, It rings to It is not ple sh where { what penis rin would clasp ti and Maine the han California the { “Came sare , Jot oi Nations, t} A 4 Ghost of the peotecostal thousands It h sald that the the South will be na way the aght into war with bean North aad br completa accord | y } f some foreign Nati oth sectic marching side by side, + d forget avery. thing but the fos to be overcome. Well, i for such a foreign conflict, vou geperntion is dead and perhaps ‘wait forever. The war that | will make the sections forget past eontro.! version is a war against unrighteousness, universal religions awakening | would declare. Wha! we want i a battle | for sot in which about 40,000,000 Northern. | ers and Southerners =shali be on the same | side and shoulder to shoulder, In no other eity on the conticent can such a war bs des | elared so appropriately, for all the other great cities are either Northern or Southern. This is neither, or rather it is both, Again, it would be especially advantageous i a mighty work of grace started hore, be | anaes moe representative men are in Wash. ing’ sn than in any other eltv between the | oceans, OF course fhers are accidents in | politics, and occasionally there are men who | get into the Senate and House 6! Represep | tatives and other important places who are | fitted for the positions in neither head nor | heart, but this is exceptional and more ex. | ceptional now than in other days. There is only although thers were times when Kentueky, | Virginia, Delaware, lilinols, New Yort and Massachusetts had men in the Senate or places. Never nobler group of mer sat in Bepate or House of Representatives than sat there yesterday and will sit thereto morrow, ception, has now upon its bench men be yond eriticlam for good morals and mental tion, are today the brainiest men and most the Holy Ghost power should fall upon this eity, and these men from ali parts of Amer. fea should suddenly become prosouneed for trieal? More than that, It would be om- nilpotent, Do you say that such learnsd and Justice Chase, representing the Buprame Court; the Frelinghuysens, Theodore and Froderiok, representing the United States Benate; William Pennington and scores of others, representing the House of Represent. atives, have surrendered to that which before this winter {#2 our will 1n this eapital of the American Nation, if we are faithful in our prayers and exertions, turn { into the kingdom of God men { aud international power, their tongues | eloquence becoming the tongues of fire in { another Pentecost, There are | hill those who Ly the grace ot God will be- | come John {noxes and {and Fenelons and Bourdsleaus, | once regenerated, There is tHlusion I hava heardin meetings and heard in pulpits, { soul is a soul—one son! worth ns j another, I deny it, Hosp), when nn that =» much kingdom of God is worth times { 10,000 times more than the of a man who ean bring no one into the kingdom. A great outpouring of the Holy Spirit in this capital, reaching the chief men of Americus, | would be of more value to earth and henves than iu any other part of the Nation be | it would reach all and neighborhoods for the outstretched | mighty io the salva Rome of of iatry has he hard times 1000 soul or SiR the States, cities, town the continent. right arm of God A of this capital’ remember 1857, when at the worst tary distress thi ever mpared with whiel of the last thres years ¥ perity, right on the ition eame ¢ ¥ ai us 1 HLORe OO heals i awaken nverie D IT I fot and h praver, CEEPV a. iny 1 of he United 1d hers engag« af Nati § i saoti of the ; is here and tha: He is « he redemption of America, soming. hariotl wheels hreath of the ¥ i t uth the loag night fd SOTPOW, We want in this country, only on a larger scales, that which other centuries have soon of God's workings, as in tue reformation of the sixteenth century, when Martin Luther and Pailip Malanchthon led on; a: in the Any will write hone intry that the i the ms Halloluiah, I hear the rambling of His i foal my the | wiite horses thet draw the the flash His Innterns of the world's nal tid tha ord is on chraigs : Wary a Bunyan and Fiavel and Baxter Jed on: as in the awakening of the eighteenth century, when Tenpant and Edwards and the Wesleys led on; as in the awskening of 1857, led on | by Matthew Simpac: the ssraphic Methodist, and Bishop Muaclivawne, the apostolic Epis- copalinn, and Albert Barnes, the consecrated Oh, of | those glorious souls down and help us? will not some of the past come Come down off your and Danial Baker and Edward Pavson and Troman Os. borne and Ears and Knapp and Inskip and Architald Alexander—that Alexander the Great of the Christian churches. Come down! How ean you rest up there when the world is dying for lack of the gospe? Come down and agonige with us in prayer. Come in our puipits Come down and inspire sur sourage and faith. Heaven enn ge! along without you But more than ail, and it. come, Thou of the deeply dyed garments of Bozrali; traveling in the greatness of Thy Lord God of valley of Ajalon until we can whip out the five kings of hell, tumbling them down the precipices as the other five kings went over the rocks to Bahhoron. Ha! Ha! It wilt | so surely be done that [ eannot restrain the From whee the seaweed is tossed on the bench by the stormy Atlantie to the sands be Emanuel's land, the work beginning at Wasbington, il we have the faith and boly push and the consecration requisite, First of all, we ministers must get right. That wis gn startling utterance of Mr, Swinmook when be said, “Tt i= a doleful thing to fall into hall from under the pulpit; but, oh, how dreadful a thing to drop thither out of the pulpit,” That wus an all sugeestive thing that Paul wrote to the Corinthians, “Lest that by nny means, when I have preached to others, I mysalfshould bea castaway, wis an inspiring motto with which Whita. { said that men fell pefore the word Hike slasked { Hime, the work, What Washington wants most of nll fs an old fashioned revival of religion, but on a vaster seale, so that the world will never ba compiled to say as of old, “We never saw it on this fashion,” But remem- ber there f8 a human side as well as a divine side to a revival, Those of us brought up in the country know what is called “a rails. ing" the neighbors gathered together to It the heavy frane for a new house after | the timbers are ready to ba put into thelr plane It is dangerous work, and there are many accidents, The neighbors had gath. { ored for such a ralsing, and the beams hed { all been fitted to thelr places except one, and j that vary heavy Tha the long pikes of the men, had reached its en something wire nd the did one, nimost went on | place, { mon could holst {t not it go in its plane it won! gettin begun to shouted back, “TAft, men, The heave! With mightier push beam to its place, the time wives and m in horror looking on, Th to the w failed nll ir tre thers and en the boss carpenter Ff came, ang arms of giants, for s Hives of 1 i WwW, is ny oO hat & the pews ning t ewe 1hat's the MEN CET EVEN. hey Give 2 Weird Pa fon ai! Which Xo Ladies Ave Allowed r. John t It was and was intended indies who insist wa ignoring the man at afternoon teas, wo hundred men most prominent in busi pest and social sircles attended. They went in full dress, but used as conveyaaoss carts, drays, tracks, past carts and all manner of outmndish vehicles, until the assemblage plosked traffic around Mr. De Prev's res. dence, The reception was a take of on the gsyal afternoon tea. Limbarger sandwiches aad stogies were served by winsome dudes, who presided at their respective tables, and conversation turned chiefly on “"horrid™ girls Coffee was served out of coal oil cans, and the guests ate off tia pistes, All manner of pranks were indulged is. The affair was an immense success, ARiTIeER DAR irrerotte, tothe gs a robuke safety ted WiLL DO QUICK WORK. German Army to Be Sapplied With a Ter- rible Rifle, According to the latest news in military into old jank shops. Military authorities without exesption are enthusiasiic over the ruaait of the resent trinls of the Brand rifle, A week or two ago a few facts wore cabled regaraing the efficacy of this death dealing weapon. It excels anything thus far con trived in portable arms, It will do «il that the inventor cisims for it. Volleys of fifty shots each can be fired in rapid succession and one charge suffioss for shots, Herr Bronsard von Schellendor!, the Min. stor of War, speaks in high terms of prake ofthe new invention. He willask for its {m= mediate sndoption after the trial shooti which will take Janes in the near future an: at which the Kaiser himself has promised ts Ruowstonn at Constantinople, Oanstantingyle has just had a SROWHOHR heavy enough to prevent trains from leaving the city and to suspend navigation in the Where Bieyeles Are Yopular, 1t is said that 10,000 were sold in are altogether 50,000 Rattlesnakes Butterflies, ? Hard on Johnny, idl 0 her vanced wot the dolls Paurson's., while she salls mn) Where Did You Get This Coffee? ad t vo a stel tEies 5 iw aid tion | eir destructive work. 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