MAINTAINING THE GOLD SUPPLY Only Enough Belog Mined Nowadays for Use ln the Arts, The two most eminent living writ ers cn the precious metals, Suess and Soetbeer, have recently published what the New York Telegram calls a very alarming statement. It is to the effect that the total amount of gold dug out of the earth annually suffices only to supply the present demand for that valvable substance for use in the arts. Not a bit of the new product of the mines is availa ble for coinage. Trinket use and waste in manufacture exhaust the whole yield. If this is correct, then gold must vanish from circulation before long, because the outnut of the gold mines of the world is dimin- jehinge ruther than increasing, and there are few flelds left to explore. But Uncle Sam’s metallurgists say it is not so. The writers quoted fall to consider the fact that the gold em- ployed in the arts is utilized over and over again. It goes through a sort of cycle. Articles of jewelry often dis- appear, but are seldom lost. When through accident they pass out of the possession of the well-to-do, they go to the poor and sharp-eyed, who sell them or pawn them. Some jewelry is lost by fire and some in the sea, and these losses are absolute and hopeless, but jewelry otherwise iscer- tain, practically all of it, to find its shops or into the hands of dealers in old gold. Thus it is melted other shapes. This is what is termed the “invisible supply” of that metal. There are a number ble causes of loss of gold. The first abrasion. Jewelry loses much weight are usually eighteen karat, and are worn rapidly. Coins suffer much less but still considerably from wear, All guid leaf is a total! loss to the gold stock of the world. Where used for decorative purposes it is never recov- ered. It is not employed for filling teeth nearly so much as formerly, “porous gold” being substituted, But, of course, the gold utilized for filling teeth is a total loss, and in the ag- gregate it is enormous in quantity. It it be supposed that the average dweller in cities of this country has H0 cents’ worth of gold in his or her mouth, which 13 placing the figure very low, it will be seen how great is the waste in this form. Each sue- ceeding generation taker so many millions dollars’ worth of the metal from the world's stock in this way. Some gold is lost in remelting, though all possible means b2 taken to reduce it the lowest possible figure. Not only are the floors swept and the dirt treated for the recovery of the yellow substance, but the wooden planks are burned eventually with the same object. Even the shoes of each man who works with the metal are subjected to the chem- istry of fire, yielding a small “button” of the precious material of to a Morners are the only people in th2 world who never find out that they have been proud without cause. mmm IIIs A WOMAN never gets along the driver oft a milk wagon than three months with more snc aI scsi A NU-TO-RAC MIRACLE. PHYSICAL PERFECTION PREVENTED BY THE USE OF TOBACCO, An 01d Timer of Twenty~threr Years’ Toe bacco Chewing nad Smoking Cured, and Gains Twenty Pounds in Thirty Days, ’ July 21~Special, — Tass Gexnva, Wis, The ladies of our beaatifal little town are making an interesting and exciting time for tobaceo-using hashands, since the injurious affects of tobaern whieh ft ean be curad Ly a preparation ealled Noe To-Bae, have been so plainly demonstrated by the care of Mr. F C, Waite, In a written statement he says © “I smoked and chewed tobaceo for twenty-three vears, and I am sure that my case was on» of the worst in this part ofthe country. Even after I went to bed at night, if I woke up I wonld want to chew or smoke, It was not only killing me but my wile was also ailing from the in. jurious effects, Two boxes of No-To-Das eured me, and I have no more desire for to- bacco than I have to jump out of the win. dow. Ihave gained twenty pounds in thirty days, my wife is well, and we are indead both happy to say that No-To-Bae is truly ‘worth its weight in gold’ to us.” The eure and improvement in Mr. Waite's ease is looked upon as amiracle—in fact, it is the talk of the town and county, and it is estimated that over a thousand tobacco users will be using No-To-Bae within a few weeks, The peculiarity about No-To-Bac as a patent medicine is that the makers, the Sterling Remedy Company, No, 45 Randolph stroet, Chieago, abso ately guarantee the uss of thres boxes to enrs or refund the money, and the cost, $2.50, is so trifling as compared with the expensive and unneces- sary use of tobacco that tobascro.nsing hus- bands have no good excuses to offer when their wives insist upon taking No-To-Bas and getting results in thaway of pure, sweet breath, wonderful improvement in their mental and physieal condition, with a prac. tical revitalization of their nicotized nerves. AA A It was a Manitoba high sehool boy who said there were four zones--frigid, horrid, tem- perate and intemperate, pe a—— rao In Hot Weather Something is needed to keep up the appetite mssist diigwtion and hd ood, healthful sleep, For these purposes Hood's Sarsapa- rilln is peculiarly ndapted. As a blood pur ood’s sarse- anil the ense with parilla Blood that it has won 2000 Get Hood's, , and other diseases, G REV. DR. TALMAGE —— The Eminent Brooklyn Divine's Sun- day Sermon. Subject: “Laughter Texr “Then was our mouth filled with Inughter. "Psalm exxvi,, 2. “Heo that sit- jn in the heavens shall laugh."-—Psalm Thirty-eight times does the Bible make reference to this configuration of the fase tures and quick expulsion of breath which we call laughter. Sometimes it is born of the sunshine and sometimes the midnight, Sometimes it stirs the sympathy of angels and sometimes the ocachinnation of devils. All healthy people laugh. Whether ft pleases the Lord or displeases Him, that de- fen 1s upon when we lauch and at what we augh. My theme to<lay is the lanchter of the Bible—nnrmel;, Qarah's Laugh, or inat of skepticism , David's laugh, or that of spirit- ual exultation ; tha fool's laugh, or that of sinful merriment ; God's laugh, or that of infinite condemnation ; heaven's laugh, or that of eternal triumph, Scene, an oriental tent, The sceupants. old Abraham and Sarah, perhaps wrinkled and decrepit, Their three guests are threas angels, the Lord Almighty one of them. In return for the hospitality shown by the old people God promises Sarah that she shall woome the ancestress of the Lor! Jesus Christ, Sarah laughs {in the face of God, Bhe {s affrighted at what she has done, She denies it, says, “I did notlauch * Then God retorted with an emphasis that silenced all disputa- tion, “Bat thou didst ugh,” My friends, the echo of Sarah's laughter, notbe done A great multitude laugh at the miracles They say they are contrary to tha laws of nature, What 1 It is God's way of doing a thing. dinarily oross a river at one ferry, To-mor- row you change for ona day, and you go Across another ferry, You made the rule, Have you not the right to change it? You ordinarily come in at that door of the church, You ore the other door, It is a habit you have, Have younots right to change vour habit? A law of nature is God's habit—His way of doing things, If He mukes the law, has He not a right tn change it at any time He wants to change it? Aws | lor the folly of those who laugh at God when He says, “I will they respondine, “You do a thing,” ean't do it." Gol is all true, lnughs, Herbert Spencer Mill laughs, great German laughs, Stuart A great many of : the learnad institutions, with long row 8 of professors sated on the fence between Christianity and infidelity, laugh softly. They say, “We didn't laugh.” That was Sarah's trick, God thunders from the heavens, “Bat thou didst laugh !™ The garden of Eden was only a fable, There never was any ark built, or if it was built it was too small to have two of avery kind, The pillar of fire by night was only the northern lights, the ten plagues of Egypt only a briiliant specimen of jugglery. The sea parted because the wind blew violently a great while from ode direction The sun and moon did not put thamaslves out of the way for Joshua. Jacob's ladder was only horizontal and pleturesque clouds, The de- stroying angel smiting the firstborn in Egypt was only cholera infantum becom epidemic. The gullet of the whale, by positive measurement, too small to swallow a prophet. The story of the immaculate conception an shock to all decency. The isme, the dumb, the blini, the halt, sured by mere human surgery. The resurrection of Christ's friend on.y a beautiful tableaq, Christ and Lazarus and Mary and Martha acting their parts well, My friends, there Is not a doetrine or statement of God's holy word that has not been derided by the skepticism of the day, I take up this book of King James's trans. lation, [ consider it a perfoot Bible, but here are skeptics who want it torn fo pieces, And now, with this Bible in my hand, let me tear out all those portions which the Ykepticiam of this day demands shall be torn ont, What shall go first? “Well,” says some one in the audience, ‘‘take out all that about the creation and about the first settlement of the world,” Away goes Genesis, “Now,” ays some one, “takes out all that about the miraculous guidanes of the children of [sras! wilderness.” Away goss Exodus, . are things in Deuteronomy Kings that ara not fit to be read.” Deuteronomy and the Kings, and Away go “Now,” says pught to come out.” Away goes the book of Job. “Now,” says some one, “those pass- ages in the Nex Testament which imply the Away go the Evangelists, some one, ‘the book of Revelstion-—how preposterous! It represents a man with the moon under his feet and a sharp sword in his hand.” Away goes the book of Revela- tion. Now there are a few pieces left, Whaat shall wo do with them? “Oh.” says sme “1 don't believe a “Now.” says er.” Well, it is all gone. Now you have put out the last light for the nations, Now It is the pitch darkness of eternal midnight. How do you like it? But I think, my friends, was had better It has Then there are old people who flud it a com- «ad children Lot us keep it for a the Bible Is to be the school and out of the like the stories In it, curiosity anyhow, If thrown out of writings of Confucius on the other, then let might have trouble, and we would want to be under the delusions of ts consolations, and we might die, and we would want the delusion of the exalted residence of God's awiul thing it is to laugh In God's face and hurl His Revelation back at Him! After awhile the day will come when they will say they did not laugh, [hen all the hypere criticisms, all the caricatures and all the learned sneers in the quarterly reviews will be brought to judgment, and amid the rock ing of everything beneath and amid the flaming of everything above God will than der, “But thou didst laugh!” I think the most fascinating laughter at Christishity I saver remember was 8 man in New England, He made the word of God seem ridiculous, and he laughed on at our holy religion until he came to die, and then he said: “My life has been a failure—a failure domestically, 1 have no children. A failure socially, for I am treated in the streets like a pirate, A iaflure professionally because I know but one minister that has adopted my sentiments,™ For a quarter of a century he laaghed st Christianity, and over since Christianity has been laughing at him, Now, it is a mean thing to go Into a man's house and steal his ®, but I tell you the most gigantic bur. King ever invented is the fon to seal these treasurers of our holy religion, The meanest Mnuginey ever uttered is the laugh of the skeptic next isughter mentioned in the Bible is David's laughter, or the expression of ritual exultation, “Then was our mouth lod with laughter.” He got very much down sometimes, but there are other chaps ters where for four or five times he onlis upon the people to praise and exalt, It was not ¢ mere twitch of the lips—it was 8 demos =e tion that took hold of is whols ph nn tare, ‘Then was our mouth filed with Inughter.,” My friends, this world will neve: be converted to God auttl Curistians ory less and and sing more. The horrors sre tanky. [ know there are morbid pasple who enjoy a funeral. They come early to sesthe friends take leave of the corpse, and they steal a ride to the cemetery, but all healthy Jeopis enjoy a wedding better than they do a burial, Now, you make the religion of Christ sepulehral and hearselike, and you make it repulsive, Isay plant the rose of Sharon along the church walks and ecolumbine to elamber over the church wall, und bave a smile on the lip, and have the mouth filled with holy laughter, There Is no man in the world, exoept the Christian, that has a right to feel an untrammeled glee. He is promised everything is to be for the best here, and he is on the way to a delight which will take all the processions with palm branches and all the orchestras harped and eymbaled and trumpeted to express. ‘Oh you say, “I have so much trouble.” Have ou more trouble than Paul had? What does 16 say? “Sorrowful, yet always rejoicing. Poor, vet making many rich, Having nothb- ing, yet possessing all things.” The merriest Inugh I think I have aver heard has been in the sickroom of God's dear ¢hildren. When Theodosius was put upon the rack, he suf. fored very great torture at the first, Somebody asked Lim how he endured all that pain on the rack. Hereplied: “When I was first put on the rack, [ suffered a great deal, but very soon a young man in white stood by my side, and with a soft and ecom- fortable handkerchief he wipad the sweat from my brow, and my pains wera relieved, It was a punishment for me to get from the rack, because when the pain was all gone the angel was gone.” Oh, rejoices evermore! If to-day news comes that our side has had .a deleat, and to-morrow izes all the host, But if the news comes of the Kingdom of our Lord Jesus Christ report fewer defeats tells us the vie. tories —victory over sin and death and hell, Rejolos evermore, and again [ say rejolos, I more religion in « laugh Anybody ean groan, but in the midst of banishment and to laugh that I shall speak of is the fool's laughter, or was very quick at simlie, eomparison, we all esteh it, What is the laughter of a fool ike? He says, ‘It is the ernckling of thorns under a pot.” The tle is swung, 8 bunch of brambles is put der it, and the torch Is applied to nun, ga. and 3 Sra; . o sehak sputter and a quick extinguishment, it is darker than it was before, Fool's Inagh. ter. The most miserable thing on earth Is a bad man’s fun. 8 barroom. They Then have at home wives, mothers, daughters, The impure jest starts at one corner of the barroom, and erackie, eraskie, erackie it goes all around, In 500 such guffaws there is not one item of happi- ness, any Have nothing to 4 with men or women who tell immora i have no confidences either in thelr Chris tian ter or thelr morality, Ro all erriment that springs out of the lefocts of A hers—onrioaturs of a xe {0 ", or a curved spine, or a bilad eye, sar—will be met with the ju igment of God, either upon you or your children, Twenty years ago | knew an man who was particularly skillful in imitating the lame. aess of a neighbor. Not long ago a son of the skillful mimic had his leg amp atated for the very defect which Iather had mimicked yoars bafare, 1 do not say it was 8 judgment of God, sour own inference, Bo all merriment bora yf dissipation, that which starts at sounter of the drinking restaurant or the winegiass in the home circle, the maunilin simper, the moasingioss joke, the saturnalian gibberish, the paroxysm of mirthabout noth- inz which you sometimes ses jn the fashions able clabroom or the exquisite parior at twelve o'clock at night, are the erackling of thoras under a pot. Such laughter and sach tin end in death, When I was a lad, a book mame out entitied, “Dow Janior's Patent Sermons.” augh, all over the country, that book did, {t was a carioatare of the Christian ministry, and of the word of God, and of the day of judgment, Oh, we hal a great laugh! The sommentary on the whole thing is that the suthor of that book died in poverty, shame, lebaushery, kicked out of society and cursed 3! Almighty God, The laughter of such men is the soho of their own damnation, The next laughter that I shall mention as being in the Bible is the laugh of Go 1's eon- demuation, “He that sitteth in the heavens shail laugh.” Aenin, **The Lord will lauga at him." Aguin, “I will laugh at his calam- ity.” With such demonstration will Got great every kind of great sin and wicked ness. But men build up villainles higher and higher. Good men simost pity God bee sauss He is so sohemed against by men, Suddenly a pin drops out of the machinery of wickedness or a secret is revealed, and the foundation begins to rock, wholes thing is demolished, Waat is the matter? 1 will tell you what the matter is That crash of rdin is only the reverberation of God's laughter In the money market thers are a great many good mon and a great many fraudulent men, A fraudulent man there says, ‘I mean to have my mik lon.” He goes to work reckless of hon. ety, and he gets his first $100,000, Ha gets after awhile his $2300 000, he gots his $500,000, “Now,” he says, “I have only one more move to make, and I shall have my million.” He gathers up all his resources, He makes that one last grand move, he fails and loses all, and he has not enough money of his own left to pay the cost of the sar to his home, People san- not understand this spasmodic revalsion, Some said it was a sadden turn In Erie Baile consciences left, siorien, char ’ a deal upon fils pois Central : some said one thing and some another, They all guessed wrong, I will tell you what it was, ‘‘He that sitteth in the heavens laughed.” A man in New York said Heo years stole §15,000,000 from the city govera« ment. Fifteen million dollars! He held the Logisiature of the State of New York in the grip of his right hand. Busploions were The grand jury presented indiot- ments. The whole land stood aghast, Tha man who expected to put half the eity in his vest pocket goes to Blackwell's Island, goes to Ludlow street jail, breaks prison and goes noross the sea, rearrested and brought back and again remanded to pi. Why? * fn that sitteth in the heavens lnaghed.” Rome wasn great empire, She had Horace and Virgil among her poets ; she had Angus tus and Constantine among her em ra. But what mean the defaced Pantheon, and the Forum turned into a eattle market, and the broken walled Coliseum, and the archi. tostural skeleton of her great aqueinots? What was that thunder? “0b.” you say, “sthat was the roar of the battering rams against her walle” No, What was that quiver? “Oh,” you m5 “that was the team of hostile legions.” No, The quiver an the roar wers the outburst of omnipotent laughter from the defied and joan heav- Rome deflad God, and He la her pe Hq paghad het defied God smile, His smile is eternal beatitude, He smiled when Davidsang, ela the cymbals, and Hannah made for her son, and Paul kindled with ot Any man an or His amin! the orehnrds brenkiog on a rl all the His of earth and hell, but God forbid that we should ever come to tha fulfilment of the prophecy against the rejectors of the trath, #1 will laugh at your ealamitv." But, my friends, all of us who reject Christ and the pardon of the gospel must come under that tremendous bombardment, God wants us nllto repent, He counsels, He coaxey, Ha importunes, nnd He dies for use, He comes down out of heaven, He puts all the world's gin on oneshoulder, He puts all the world's gorrow on the other shoulder, and then with that Alp or one side ani that Mimalaya on ! the other He starts up the hill back of Jeru. | salem to nohleve our salvation, He puts the palm of His right foot on ona lore spike, and He puts the palm of His lent foot on another long spike, and thep, with His hands spotted with His own blood, He gesticulates, saying © ‘Look, look and live, With the crimson vell of My sacrifice I will rover up all your sins : with My dying groan I will swallow up all your groans, Look! Live!” But a thousand of you turn your back on that, and then this voles of invitation turns to a tone divinely ominous, that sobs like a simoom through the first chapter of Proverbs. HRecnusn of called and yo refused, T have strat hed out My right hand, and no man regarded, but ye haveset at naught all My counsel and would none of My reproof, I, also, will laugh at your calamity.” Ob, what a auch | that is —a deep laugh, a Jong, reverberating Inugh, an overwhelming laugh, God grant we may never hear it, But in this day of merciful visitation yield your heart to Christ, that you may spend all your life on earth under His smile and escape forever the thun- der of the laugh of God's indignation, The other laughter mentioned Bible, the only one Ishall speak heaven's laughter, or the expression sternal triumph. Christ said to nave of, of ye shall laugh.” That makes me n heaven singing long meter psalms, The formalistic and stiff notions of heaven that some people have would make me mis rable, Bible is not only a place of i but of magnificent sociality, you, “will the ringing Isugh circles of the saved?” i | langhter, cheering laughter It will be a Inugh of congratulation, When { wo meet a friend who has suddenly coma to & fortune, or who has got over somes dire sickness, do we not shake | hands, do we not laugh with him? And | when we wet 10 heaven and se friends there, some of them having cor f great tritn why, we will say The inst time | saw What,” Bay Yes-—-purs out ation, 5 them, you you suffering for six weskas under a ow lolermit- tent fever, Or 10 an ’ ; for ten years were matism, and you when we saw on this ets Yes, we shallcongraiul out of great nancial « har v ¥ 3 fon limping with 1he nt were full of complaints i last, 1 roar. ite aiilh NUArrassmn i} We sh fOme in this world because they have hes fonunires in heaven. Ye i shall be a launch of reassacis as natuml for us to lang: friend we have not seen | thing is possibie 10 be 1 VYWhen we meet ou have been parted ten years, will it not be with § i tion? Our perospt | knowledge Improved, we {! other at a flash, We will } { all that has happened ! separated, the one t enrsin heaven telling us all that has happened i { the ten years of his heavenly residenc we telling in return all that pened tha ten years of his abser trom earth, Ye shall laugh, I thing Ge Whitefield and John Wesley will have sn laugh of contempt for their earthly i | sions, and Toplady and Charles Wesley will i have a laugh of contempt for their earthly misgnderdandings, and the two farmers | who were ina lawsuit ali their favs will have a laugh of contempt over their earthly disturbance about a line fence, Exemption from all annoyances, [mmersion in all glad ness, Yeoashall laugh, Christ says » Ye { shall laugh, Yes, it will be a laugh of in umph. Oh, what a pleasant thing it will to stand on the wall heaven and down at satan and hurl at him defiance and | soe him caved and chainad and wo jorever | free from his elutehes! Aba! Yes, it will | be a laugh of royal greeting | You know how the Frenchmen cheersd | when Napoleon came back from Eiba , vou know how the Eaglish shesrad when Wel Hogton came back from Waterioo , you know how Americans cheered when Kossuth ! rived from Hungary: you remember how | Rome cheered when Pompey eames back vi torious over 200 cities, Every cheer was a laugh. Bat. oh. the mightier greeting, the : gladder greeting, when the snow white cay : alry troop of heaven shall go through ths | strests, and, according to the Book of Reve i lation, Christ in the red ©coat, the crimson | sont, on a white horse, and all the armies of ; heaven following Him on white horses! Oh, when we ses and hear that cavaloade we ! shall chesr, wo shall laugh! Does not your heart beat quickly at the thought of the {| great jubiles npon which wa are soon 10 en { ter? I pray God that when we get Lhrouga with this world and are going out of it we may have some such vision as the dying Christian had when he saw written all over the clouds in the sky the jettor “W." and they asked him, standing by bis side, what he thought that letter “W" meant. “0h, he said, “that stands for wel me 10 alk over g.nee we have bean hat has heen tens him during i Lie Re ol Af world, of the mansion, “W"” on the throne, roma! Weltomel Welcome | i preached this sermon wishes that you might see what a mean thing is the langh of skepticism, what » | bright this is the jaugh of spiritual exulta. fui merrimen!, what an awful thing is th laugh ¢f condemnation, what a radiant, Avoid the ill; chooses the right. Bes com. forted, ‘Blessed are yo that weep ROW.=J¢ shall laugh ; ye shall laugh.” —— JOHN BURNS. Pen Pleture of England's Great Labor Leader by Justin MeCarthy. The mst conspicuous man among the newer members of the Labor party of Commons is John Burns, writes Justin McCarthy, M. P. He has about him the charm of a strong: self-reliant manhood-he is avove all things a man. You can see this in his dark, soft, gleaming eyes. They are eyes which invite confidence. John Burns is a working engineer who hax led a tollar's life, atioat and ashore and under various conditions, He has worked along those mysterious African rivers which are associated in the minds of most of us with the explore ings of Stanley and of Dmin Pasha He has worked in London sheds and yards. He is a fine and powerful streaker, and can control a vast meets ng of workingmen with irresistible force, He is a great democratic ine fluonece, and political parties and social organizations can hardly reckon with- out him. He seidom speaks in the House of Commons, but when he dors speak he speaks well and goos straight to the point. He never spoaks but on «ome sub ect which he thoroughly un derstands and about which he has sumthing important and direct to say. He has a five and even thrilling voice, and ony always fecls that sume day when his time comes and his own qi os. tion {« uppermost ho will make w great speech Soins IIIA 55S ST Mex are so fond of agreeabl places to loaf, Shay good natured NN Are made with Shy 0 AY AZAR “ 22 and wholesome. SI Ril 3 Fas 2. Besides, it ROYAL 106 WALL 8T., NEW-YORK, Chloroforming in Sleep. It is becoming fashionable burglars to chloroform their victims in the hope that thelr work will be more easily and effectually done. As for thetic while the patient sleeps, it is no wonder that failure attends effort difficult feats to accompiish, ing the greatest care and the highest degree of skill, By many good ob- servers it has been claimed tw be jm- possible, The latter may be looked upon as the rule, especially with novices Before piimary insensibility is obtained, the victim awakes from the irritation of the ishaled vapor, when force is necessa'y for the com- pletion of the purpose time the alarm may be given and the assailant may be captured. Ys the chances are against the burgiar, as his nated v.ctim, instantly and almost instioctively roused to desperate resistance the chances however, the hands of a burglar should be dangerous wo his an ax, or a bullet i admin stration should be ished to that extreme limit o ich is due 10 the employ murderous measures — rd. we r——— - p—— ail in onsidered as and pug- tim as a club, Effect of Smoking on Boys. One the medical journals re cords the observations of a physician, who has been investigating with great minuteness and accuracy the effects of smoking on boys. He took for this purpose thirty-eight boys from nine to fifteen years, and care fully examined them. In twenty- seven of the number he discovered traces the habit. In twenty-two there were various dis orders of the circulation and diges tion, palpitation of the heart, and a more or less taste for strong drink. In twelve of the cases there occurred frequent bleeding of the nose, ten had disturbed sleep, and twelve had slight ulcerations of the mucous mem- brane of the mouth, which disappear- ed on ceasing the use of tobacco for some days. The Doctor treated them all for weakness, but with little effect, until the smoking was dis- continued, when health and strength were soon restored. sss III. of injurious of I'r. Kilmer's Swamr-Roor cures all Kidney and Bladder troubles Pamphlet and Consultation frea Laboratory Binghamton, N YL The Ladloa The pleasant effect and perfect safety with which ladies may use the Cailfornia liquid Inzative, Syrup of Figs, under all conditions, makes it their favorite remedy. To get the true and genuine article, look for the name of the California Fig Syrup Co., printed near the botiom of the packagn. A woman's sincerity Is susceptible of modi J 3 fication, Geod Character Important, Johnson & Co. of Richmond, Va. are adver. business opportunities to men of charac for and standing in their reapective conununitios, They want parties to work all or part of their time, as moay suit their convenience. Judgnent is the fence between impulse and action, Karl's Clover Root, the great blood purifier, fives freshness and clearness to the complex. tou and cures constipation, 25 ots. 8 cts. $1 Age and enthusiasm always travel in op- posite directions, Hall's Catarrkh Care Is taken internally, Price 76a. A man never knows how to be a son until he has become a father, If aMicted with sore eyes use Dr, Isaac Thomp- son's Eye-water. Druggists sell at 25c per bottle A woman despises bad man ABD of her own making. in Trades. A most amusing list could formed of the odd names given be tw Ap pended are a few In use by hardware wen: A ‘curate” isa small auxili- ary poker with a steel point, intended fur use, in contradistinction to the elaborate fire brasees, which are only kept for show; it is a standing joe that this artic e takes its name from the fact that it does the principal part of the work. A “footman” 1s an ornamental weight used four the purpnse of keeping 8 door open, while a “porter” is a spring for keep jug it shut. A “walter” is a small tray. An innocent-looking arrange. ment of tin is the ‘demon” insect trap, and a machine used for grind. ing different substances is known by the fo.cible apropos titie of the ssdevil” disintesrator. ASSIST NATURE a little now and then, with a gentle, cleans ing laxative, thereby removing offending mettar from the stom- ach and bowels, and toming up and invigo- the liver and ickening its tardy ‘on, and you there by remove the cause of a multitude of dis- such as headaches, indiges- tion. biliousness, skin diseases, boils, carbun- clos, piles, fistulas and maladies 100 numerous to mention If people would pay more attention to properly regulating the action of their bow- els, they would have less frequent occasion to call for their doctor's services to subdue attacks of dangerous diseases That, of all known agents to accomplish this purposes, Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are unequalled, is proven by the fact that ones sy they are always in favor. Their geoondary effect is 10 keep the bowels open and regular, not to further constipate, 2s in the case with other pills Hence, their great popularity with sufferers from habitual con- stipation, piles and indigestion. trossing diseases, be ge, oo al gg Bo : 3 ! Tine Stee]. Koon ass rascr TRIS KNIFE | “ia Mailed free in exchange for 25 Large Lion Heats cut 5 Clee Wrappers. and a Z.oent star y 8 pay postage Write for lim of cur other fine ware, WOOLSON SPICE CO. W.L. DoucLAS $3 S HO IS THE BEST. from Lb NO BQUEAKING. - DOVAN 1S COR OAL . BD 53.5550 FINE CALFSKANSATNE i 2 3.59P0LICE 3Soues. BROCKTON, MASS. You ean savo money by wearing the W. L. Denglas £2.00 Shoe. Beenuse, we aro the larpmt manufacturers of this grade! shoes in tho world, and guaranteo thelr value by stamping ue nane and price on the bottom, which protect you against high prices and work in style, easy fiting and wearing qualities, We have them gold everywhere at lower prices for the value given than any other mabe. Take no sib If your desler canto sug 1y you, We Cab. excl Best Low Prisnd GERNAY DICTIONARY of only $1.06, postpeid, This Bosk con rps on exreiisnt [rg a Rie. asd promuescistion, am words with Dagish definitions. 0 Germans who are not English, or So RS adhd Money i MONEY IN CHICKENS wf YOU ENOW HOW To kmap them, bu [Ac ie Lo dered To at on Ww pre:
Significant historical Pennsylvania newspapers