Teething at Forty. “It is an exceedingly rare expe- rience to be teethinz at 40,” said a Chestnut street dentist: “but I have just learned of such a case, well au- thenticated, in Pawling, near Pha- nixvillee Wesley Free, a well-known citizen of Pawling and a man of just two-score years, has recently consult. ed several specialists concerning his exceedingly sore upper jaw. It has been discovered that Free is, beyond #1 doubt, cutting ‘his third set of teeth. Moreover, this phenomenal experience is in a measure peculiar to the Free family, Wililam, a brother Forge, several years ago, had a new tooth grow In his Jum, out of which the second molar had been drawn years hefore.— Philadelphia Record. OF Hood's Sarsaparilla You smile at the idea, a sufferer from Dyspepsia : And indigestion, try a bottle, and he- fore you have taken hall a dozen But if you are doses, you will think, and no doubt exclaim ** That just hus it!" ** That 00d’s sarsa- *!’v%%%s varilla soothing effeet u r is a magic touch!” Hood's Barsaparillia 29% gently tones and streogthens the stom- ach and digestive organs, invigorates the liver, creates a natural, healthy desire for fool, gives refreshing sleep, Hood's Pi Is are prompt and efficient, LEATHER-LUNGED STATESMEN Kafe Pence Not a Circumstance to George C. Symes or Old Bill Allen. Lu«fe Pence, of Colorado, has a high, penvtrating voice, but, according two the Washington Star, it isn't a cir. cumstance to that of one of his pre- decessors, George C Symes, who diud recs.oly. Symes was an Obloan by birth, served through the war in a Wisconsin regiment and lived m of his life in the Rocky Mountain re- gicn, where he was a lawyer ani an orator noted for his great velce. Com- pared with it the roar of the bull of Bashan was a gentle murmur. It was a deep, heavy bass. proceeding, seemingly, from cavernous depths. Explaining the rerutation his voice had given him, he said one day: “Well. I'll tell you about it:" and the words rolled out in his deepest, heaviest bass. “Yousee, | was out campaizning. 1 was addressing a Republican audience at Sliverton. Over at Oroville, twenty miles dis tant. ti ¢ Democrats were holding a meeting. Along about § o'clock there come up one of the awlul storms which occur in that mountain coun- try. The wind howled like a million devils, It was specially bad at Oro- ville. The people showed signs of alarm, and acted as if they wanted to break up the meeting and leave the hall. The chairman, becoming anx- fous, rose to a-sure them. ‘Ladies and gentlemen.’ he said, ‘do not be alarmed. There 3 a Republican meeting over at Silverton and George Symes is addressing it. He has just come to the part of his speech where he desounces the Mills tariff bill and the noise you hear is the indistinct rumbling of his voice.’ Symes’ voice was equal to that of Governor William Allen, of Ohio. commonly called “Old Bill Allen." He was noted for having the most tremendous voice of his day. Once when he was a member of Congress, before the dass of railroads, one of his colleagues departed for his home in the Buckeye State. Theday after | hie had left Allen was lamenting the fact that he had gone, as he wanted to consult him about some matte | that had come up unexpectedly. : “That needn't trouble you, Allen,’ | sald a fellow-member. “He hasn* | got across the Alleghanies yet. Jus | go out on the balcony and call him | REV. DR. TALMAGE The Eminent Brooklyn Divine's Sun- day Sermon. Subject: “The Exelted Governor.” ————— Texr: “Falix tremble! and answered, Go thy way for this tims, Whan I have a con- venlont season I will eall for thee, "Acts xxiv, 25, A sity of marbla was Cmsaren wharves of marbles, hous ol marhle, temples of mare ble, This being the ordinary architecture of the place, you may imagine something of the In frotted, the whole scene nfMu nt with Tyrian purple and stat- ues and pletnres and oarvings, sat a very dark eomplexionnd man oi the name of Fue Hix, and beside him a woman of exteaordi nary beauty, whom he had stolen by break. ine up another domestic circle, She wns only eighteen years of age, a princess hy soorim of Mount Vesuvius, which in sudden eruption one day put an end to her abomi- nations, Well, one afternoon Drusilia, seated in the ties of the place, says to Felix: “You have a very distinvnished prisoner, I baliove, of of my countrymen? 1Ishould very much like should very much have heard so much day, when he was being tried in another room of this palaces and the windows were speech of Lawyer Tortulios as ha denonnoasd Paul, Now, I very much wish I could hear Paul speak. Won't you let me hear him said Felix, “I will, I will order him un now the guardroom,” Clank, elank, comes a ehiain up the marie stairway, and there is a shuffle at the door, man, prams turely old through sxposurs, only sixty ysars of aze, but looking as thoueh he weravighty, He bows very courteously before the gover norand the beautiful woman by bis side, They way : “Paul, wo hava heard a great ded about your spsaking, Give us now a spuci- men of your eloquence.” Ob, if thera over was & chance for a man to show off, Paul ' He mizht have hare anguad them at ut Greeinn art, about the wonderful waterworks ha had seen st Corinth, about the Acropolis by moonlight, shout prison life ie Philippi, about “what [ saw ir Thessalonica,” about the oid mythologies, but “No!” Paul said to himself, I am now on the way to martyrdom, and this man and woman will soon be dead, and this is my only opportunity to talk to them avout the things of eternity.” And just there and then there broke in ron the scene a peal of thander, It was the > f a judgement day speaking through t words of the decrepit apostie. As that grand old missionary procesded with his re- riarks the stoop beging to go out of his shoulders, and he rises up, and his counte- nanse is ilinmined itfe, and his shackles rattie and grind as he lifts his fettersd arm and with it huris npon his abashed auditors the bolts of God's in. dignation., Felix grew very white about the Hips. His heart baat unevenly, He put his band to his brow as though to stop the quickness ana violence of his thoughts, Hoe drew his robe tighter about him, as under a sudden obill, His eyes glare, and his knees shake, and as he cintebes the side of his chalr in & very paroxyam of terror he orders the sheriff to take Paul back to the guard. room. “Felix trembled andsaid - Go thy way tor this time, When I have a convenient season, I will eal] for thee,” A young mag came one night to our sere vices, with pencil n haad, to caricatura the whole scene and make mirth those who should express any anxisty about heir souls, but [ met him at the door, his face very white, tears running down his cheek, ns he said, "Do you think ther is aay chanos for me?" Felix trembled, nad so may Ged grant it may te so with ot hers, I propose to give You two or three reasons why 1 think Felix seat Paul back to guardroom and adjournsd the whole sabjeet of religion, The first reason was, he did not want to give up his sine, He looked around, There was Drusitia, He Enew that when he became a Christiag he must send her hack to Azzios, her Inwiul himself, “I will risk the destruction of my immortal soul sooner than [ will do that” How many there are pow who cannot get to be Christians because they will not abandon their sins! In vain all their prayers aad all their churchgoing. You easnot keep these darling sins and win heaven, and now some ’ . 5 e. from af of cup and unlawiul amasements and lascivi- ous gratifications on the one hand and elep- nal salvation on the other. Deiflah sheared the locks of Samson - Sa. ome danced Herod into the pit; Drusilia blocked up the way {0 heaven for Felix. Yet when I present the sabject now I fear that some of you wilisay ‘‘Not quite yet, Doa"t be so precipitate in your demands, [ havea few tickets yot that [ baveto use, [ have a few engagements that I must Keep, to stay a little longer in the whini ot con vivislnty—a few more guffaws of unciean death, sand then, sir, I will listen to whl you say, ‘Go thy way for this time, When I bave a convenient season, I will call fos thee,” ™ Another reason why Felix sant Paul fo the guardroom and adjourned this sabject was he was 30 vory busy, found the affairs of state absorbing, mt those were extraor linary times, The whole land was ripe for insurrection. The Siearil, a band of assassins, wers already prowling “1 can’t attend to religion whils I am so pressed by affairs of state,” It was business among other things that rained his soul, and are not children of Gol because they have so much business, It is business in the store lonars, gains, unfaithful employes, It js business in your law office—aube peenas, write you have to write out, papers ENOWLEDGE Brings comfort and improvement and tends to Jersonal enjoyment when rightly . The many, who live bet- Je than others and toloy lite more, with expenditure, more prom ada the world’s best products > the of PhYsieat being, will attest the value to th of the pure liquid laxative principles embraced in the remedy, Syrup of Figs Its excellence is due to its in the form most eeeptable and pleas reshing and truly Bie MR ttre ually ¢ n fig od heads and tion, tly en has given satisfaction 10 ittione and met with the approval of the medical because it acts on the Kid. make, It is your medical profession, with its broken nights and the exhausted angie It oar business with landlords and tenants and the "ailure of men to meet their obligations with you, Aye, with some of those who are here it is the ane noyanse of the kitchen, and the sitting room, and the parlor—the wearing economy of try- ing to meet large expenses with a small in come, Ten thousand volees of “business, business, business’ drown the voles of the eternal Bpirit, sileacing the voles of the ad- vancing judgment day. overcoming the voles of eternity, and thev cannot hear ; they cans not listen. They say, ‘Go thy way for this time.” Boma of you look upon your goods, look upon your profession, ' look upon your memorandum books, and you see the demands that are made this very week upon your time and your patience and your money, and while I am entreating you about your soul and the danger of ination on say. "Go thy way for this time, When J harsa convenient season, I will eall for Oh, Felix, why bs botherad about the als fairs of this world so mush mors thas about the affairs of eternity? Do you not know that when death comes you will have to stop business, though ft be in the most exacting period of ft-—between the payment of the money and the taking of the receipt? The moment he somes you will have to go, Death ig for no man, however however and the marble blocks of Cmsares will orumble, and the breakwater at the beach, made of great blocks of stone sixty feet long. must give way ‘befors the per- petual wash of the sea, but the redemption that Paul offers you will be forever? And yot and yet and yet you wave him back to the guardroom, saying: ‘‘Go thy way for thistime. When I have a convenient season, Iwill eall for thes.” Azain, Felix adjournal this subject of ro. Hgion and put off Paal's argument because he could not give up the hoaors of (he world, He was afrald somehow he would be com. promised himself in this matter, Romarlsy he made afterward showed him to ba ia. tensely ambitious, Oh, how he huzyged the favor of men! I never saw the honors of this world in their hollowness and hypoerisy so mush ny in the life and death of that wonder/al man, Charles Bumner. As he went toward the since of burial, even Indepsndencs Hall, in Philadelphia, nsked that his remains stop thers on their way to Boston, The flass were at hall mast, and the minute guns on Boston Common throblied after his heart had ceasmd to beat. Was it always 80? While be lived how censured of legisiative resolutions ; how earieatured of the pletorials , how charged with every motive mean and ridiculous; how all the urns of scorn and hatred and billingszate emptied upon his head; how, when struck down in Sonate chinmber, thers were hundreds of thousands ol people who sald, "Good for him; serves him right how he had to put the ocean between him and his malizaers that he might have n Lit. tle peace, and bow, when hs went off sick, they said he was broken hearted because he could not get to be President or Sesretary of Btute! 0, Commonwealth of Massachusetts, who is that man that sleeps in your pablie hall covered with garlands auld wrapped in the n few mouths before, you denounced us tae foe of republican and democeatin institu tions? Is that the same man? Ye Amoricun paople, ye could not by ons week of funeral euloginm and nswapaper leaders, waich the dead senator could neither read nor hear, atons for iweaty-five years of malirsatinenst and earicalure, ’ When I soe a man aHUnas iH then sid ami iy § say unulisrabiy hypo ’ lke that, pursual by ths poilical Kelas so 1012 ried under 8 great d ih 3 a fom (18 at an rial thing i haman "3 human favo You |Mrs in irvine ft fonk down his 1 tuke (twenty-five vears in tiv. My was ecommaniary on the hin! favor? If there a read this who ars post nos twen!veTve y nil ith i® MOBY Faed ant, fries, thera ever a of sil earthly re young mea w i the me persuade them If you ira loobine jdentinl chair, let me show you it thers Is now any Hist me have polities Can he that jet he hieh nositie me have some of 1 trust and power, and I will * Go thy way A convenient season then When I have " And now my sahject and it shows what » dangero pine In this jeforring of Waen Paul's ef takes n deaper tone, i= { reli Hn am ry probate and abardoned., And so was Dru silin, One day in the southern [aly there was a the alr got black with smoke Intershot with Hagald rocks, an Vesuvius rained upon Drasilia an a f ashow They « 3 son a horrible fempest o They did not reject religion, itoff. They did not understand that that bour when Mau was the pivotal hoar upon whisk fe was that it tipped wrong way. Th sonvenisnt season when Paul and his guasrdaman It went away when Pani Have vou never geen that ston bef yimnd. And tha mir PRE enteral th ant his men onvenient There wm ial, though sondn? ot it wel 10 the waiting for a such a great fascination al have great o of somehow thers frath the “Not thought wtiit ton . “Beek Christ, Walt antl | got to be x 3 oune man, "Seal ( “Walt until 1 « o mid ’ same person in muditfe, nnd . "Rewd Christ,’ He an Walt until I 2 erie? I meet the same peteson in o him, “Seek Christ. * am on my dying bed.” dying couch, His last moments have ¢ 1 band over ihe couch and listen for his words, 1 have partially to guess what they are by the motion of his Hips, he i= so feabls, tut rallying himself he whispers until | him say, “l—am-—waiting-~for-—a «convenient. season.” and hs is pone! I can tell you when yout convenient season I can tell you the your, It will I can tell you what kind of a day It will ba the Sabbath day. I ean tell you what bour #t will be, It will be between 8 and 100'clock, Inother words, it l=snow. Do vou ask mo how [ know this is your convenient semson? I know it becanse the elect Hn to the } crn § bile YE. * f ner and savin He says, “Wait until | I am ealind 10 his ye, mut Can be 1994, ben your redemption, Ah, I know it is your convenient season because some of you, like Felix, tremble as all your past life comes Thix night air is aginre with torehes to show you up or to ahow you down, It is rostiing with wings to Jift you into Hebt or smite you into de. “Now, now is the best time, as it may be the only time ™ May God Almighty forbid that any of you, and Drusilla and put away this great sub. jeet., If you are going to be saved ever, why not begin to-night? Throw down your sins and take the Lord's pardon, Christ has An but the white man struggled oa In darkness for a long white befors he found light, Alter their peace in Uhrist the white man sald to the Indian, “Wis was it that | was kept so jong in the darkness and you immediately found peace?” The Indian re. plied: “I will tell you. A prince comes along, and he olfers you a cont. You look at your coat, and you say, ‘My coat is good enough,’ and you refuse his offer, but the prines comes along, and he offers me the coal, and | look at my old blanket, and I throw that awny and take his offer. You, sir,” contin. ued the Indian, “are clinging to your own righteousness | you think you are good snough, and you kesp your own righteous. ness ; but I have nothing, nothing, and so when Jesus offers me pardon and peace [ simply take it,” y reader, why not now throw away the wornout blanket of your sin and take the robe of a Baviour's neas—a robe so white, so fair, so lust that no fuller on earth can whiten it? © bring home the lost sheep | night give a Be % ano amr, atl break down the door of the and say to all these dead souls as by irresistible Bat: “Live' Live!” Ant Mamma-How came that hole in your glove, Ethel? It was not there this morni Ethel—W was It? Truth. iin nM A ION BROTHER GARDNER'S BAND. The Limekiln Club Discusses the Age of the World. “Am Brudder Stepoff Johnson in de hall dis eavening?’’ inquired the president of the Limekiln Club as he rose up and glanced up and down the aisles, ‘‘He ar’! promptly replied a ’s voice from the region of the alley stairs, Brother Johnson feet envelope and makes a regular business of having three different breeds of asthma all at He forward, drageing his long feet be- hind him, and when he had reached is nearly seven Once, He the president's desk Brother Gardner said “Brudder Johnson, 1 my fam’ly grocery de gee if de price of turnips “Yes, sali, I was dar, “Yo' was jest about t« an’ it wasn't de two of yo' how long was disputin’ ago de ‘Yew, sah, but dat ole man hain't “I heard yo' call him a lia “But he dun called me a ‘1 heard vo’ eall him ¢ ago was dig world « ‘1 dus ENDOWS al Bil, no, #8 much Climax." “Pat of YO nt Bi 8 said it tuck It's “ » man who won be a fule Yo Anse 0 “Brad: odder idiot case he an ars (o de age I was to and umbrag- made out dot ashamed ‘ We long When vo! on grocery man axed eous nigger was, I dun 1 didn’t put out d dis cit, it | 3 who dat dat 1 forgot to inquar "bout 1'ze Brother bled under him. man sorry,” humbly Johnson as his knees wob- “1f 1 mex Climax agin, | gwine owt 4 yo' plainly dat yo’ has cum powerfmd nigh gitting bounced outer dis club. of refleckshun. De next time yo' meet a pusson who frows his arms some sense in yo'r head.” “1 will, sah.” ““Yo’' take yo'r buckwheat flour in one hand and yo'r codfish in de odder leave him to talk to a box of clotfies- ping. On de way home yo’ kin con. sole yo'self wid de refleckshun dat if de pa'r of yo’ was to kick an bite and gouge and pull ha'r an tear up fo'ty rods of sidewalk it wouldn't make de de world. In my Jounges days 1 whale ebber swallered Joner, 1 didn't see it done an so wouldn't believe it. One day I met a man who declared dat de whale did swaller Joner. We argued an we hollered. We quar- reled, an we fit. 1 broke his nose, an he split my ear, an a policeman swallered us boaf, an we got thirty days in de cooler. It am nuffin to me "bout whales and Joners, [don’t keer two shucks whether de world am fifty miliyon or 200 ya'rs old, If Cain killed Abel, dat was all right; if he didn’t it was just de same. 1 could hev a fight "bout sich things ebery day in de week, but what good would in do? While I am discussin Dan’! in de lion's den de weeds am growin in my tater patch, an while I am punchin de head of de man who doan’ believe de story of d R.7 con, 1 miss two Jou bs of whitewashin. Sot down, er Johnson, sot down and shet yo'r head, an let de alge of de world an all sich things slide oft yer back an git lost de pig: weeds an de thistles of de active present.’ [New York Recorder. IPS IPE TPE IP To { The Royal Baki Gh ghee?” Eon ok OLR - Ya “A 2) Ka - ke oy bread wholesome. VE oe LTP LR VE TTP 2 ng Powder is in- Perfectly leav- Qual- The Vanishing Moose, | A deer when started by a hunter] in a few days to the same hill or mountain side where he was fl st found: but a moose. when once thor- oughly alarmed, will start on a long, It is one of the greatest difficulties and there are many—in still hunting this animal, to avoid getting him under way, for then the hunter may as well break camp and try other fields, since not a moose will be found within miles. They scent a8 moccas sin track or the smoke of a fire at an incredible distance A fresh trail may be found ope day, and arrange- ments made to follow it at daybreak on the morrow. During the night the moose, returninz tw his od haunts, detects the danger signs, and all the hunters find in the morning is a trail six or eight hours old lead- perfectly straight line. The moose is at that moment, perhaps, seventy miles off, and still going. Although moose cannot be driven to water by houads, like a deer, but will turn savagely to bay, still they will pot remain in a locality where dogs are running: so that when the white hunters became numerous in the North Woods, and especially when they introduced hounding, the moose simply left the country, and pasced either eastward to Maine or northward to Canada. It is a well-authenticated, but iit tle known, fact that they practically left in one They were nu- merous in the Adirondacks, especial ly in Brown's Tract—a large district fn what is now the southwestern part of the wilderness—until the period between 1550 and 1855 (probably near the latter year), when they suddeniy disappeared. Before this several had been killed yearly. Scatlered ones were shot later, but 1555 marked their exit from the annals of New York game. Years later, four or five were brought back to Saranac, but would not stay - ere ratiliii—————— Well, What Thea? Tommy-—Europe’s in the east, isn't it, pa? His Fatl'er—Yes. Tommy-—And you may get there just by starting west and going far enough, can’t you? His Father—Certainly. Tommy--Well, then, whereabouts on the way ‘round do you stop going west and begin to get east again? Chicago Record. season Dr. Kilmer's Ewamr-Roor cure ali Kidney and Bladder troubles Pamphlet and Consultation frea Laboratory Binghamton, N. ¥ Christopher Grove, a ninety-two year old resident of Dethany, Ind, Is cutting a new set of teeth, Rarl's Clover Root, the great blood purifier, gives freshness and clearness to the complex. jon and cures constipation, 35 cota. M cts §i The Empire of Morocco is the most impor. tant Btate that is alsoiutely without a news. Hall's Catarrh Care Is a Constitutional Cure. Price 750. Bricks Irom what is believed to be the re. mains of the old Tower of Babel are still found in great profusion at Birs Nimrud Babylonia, The Responsibility Fixed, The profesior of natural science In a well-known untversity was discuss- ing the process of fertilizing piants by means of insects carrying pollen from one plant to ano her, and to amuse them told how the old maids were the ultimate camse of it all The humble bees carry the pollen; the fleld mice eat the hvmble bees; therefore, the more fleld mice, the fewer bumble bees, and the less pol- len and variation of plants. But cats devour fleld mice, and old maids protect cats Therefore, the more vid maids the more cats, the fewer fleld mice the more beer. Hence, the old maids are the cause of it all. Thereupon a sophomore with a sio- gle eyeglass, an English umbrella, a box-coat, with his “trousers” rolled up at the bottom. arose and asked: “1 sa-a-y, Professah, what is the cause—ah-—of old maids, don't you know?” “Perhaps Miss Jones can tell you,” suggested the Professor “Dudes,” said Miss Jones sharply, and without a moment's hesitation. There was silence in the room for the space of thirty seconds, after which the lecture was resumed. IT GIVES WARNING that there's trouble ahead —if you're getting thin It shows that your blood is impoverished, and your organs deranged, so that whatever you eat fails to properly nourish you. And just as long as you remain in this condilion, Consumption, Poeunse and other Serofulous dangerous diseases are likely to fasten upon you. You should build your- self up with Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. Purify and enrich blood, rouse every organ into natural ao- tion, and build up bealthy, wholesome, necessary Besh. Ocean Port, N. J. 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