BILLY ON CHILL, Bome papers say we're goin’ to war, Some up and say we ain't; "Bout every fellow that | meet Heems full of the snme complaint. Thinks I, what's all this racket mean Of fightin’ sassy Chili, Big fuss "bout nothin’, seems to me, As sure as my name's Dilly. I'm a peaceful, quiet, mo “est man, I'd rather see folks glad, Than poke my head in a hornet's nest, "Cause some one el eo gots mad. Fightin’ don't pay at all for me, Asmy od woman knows, When she yanks my hair and claws my face, And jumps upon my toes. And if them folks at Washington Are bent on such a spree, I don’t ¢'pose [ can stop ‘em, but They'll jest do without me. Chili's a sight too far away For a man like me to ream, A hantin’ trouble, fun or cash, 80 I'll kile up here at home —{ Browne Perriman, in Yaukee Blade. That was the sign above a third story window opposite a mansion on Fifth ave- nue. It appeared there one misty morn- ing. When the lifted a bit, Miss Mangrove caught sight of it and ex- claimed: “I shall positively sell this house and move further uptown. Trade less as the sea, and for Society to en- ¢leavor to stop its encroachments on the aristocratic portion of the city is as vain as was Mrs. Partington’s broom fight with the waves. I abhor Trade!” She turned from the window with a shudder, as if the gilt letters of the sign had leaned over and touched her famii- iarly on the shoulder? i Miss Manzrove was ciety. Jabez Mangrove, her father, had been a persistant success from the time he left the farm and sold tinware from house to house. When he bought for a song a prescription for a liver pill. he quitted peddling and devoted his energies to pushing *Mangrove's Liver pills. Fate may have been sarcastic when it took him out of the world of congestion of the liver, but the public had no idea how congested his pocket book was, till the amount of his estate became known, and then there was amazement that there had been so many bad livers in the world during one man’s lifetime, The first step taken by his only heir, Amelie, wus to sell the pill manufactory, its good will anl patent, at such a sum that proved she was born to commerce. Then bought the mortgage aristocratic mansion, foreclosed took possession From society to fog is resist. besieging so- she 10 on an it and there she had besought take in, had hoped to ensnare some scion of the i families, and i her ole had failed because her father had been in the patent medicine business. That was why she hated trade. But her tactics had changed. She had to break into society. She wasn't pretty, exactly, but she had a good figure, and finttered herself that she had a manner as pronounced, not in the way of lm ness, but as noticeable as of the Four Hundred his was the s 1dl- that of any but she was not m of tall, And, iy, she fretted outside of the and lay awake at night in her dainty bed devising wavs of making a break in society's walls. : One night, with a weary sigh, into a troubled sleep; for hours been scheming how to obtain And in uneasy began again the wearisome will-o'-the- wisp chase after the magic word entree. Even in her sleep 8 eo felt herself utter- ing a protest against repetition of the useless pursui’, now, her slumber, but before she had wholly voiced her unwillingness to follow the dancing, teasing sprite labelled entree she saw the letters of the ladies’ tuilor's sign march before her. They were in command of the big gilt M, who lifted his hat respectfully to her as his com. any filed past. At the word they broke into a double-quick, and in a few soconds they had sarrounded and held prisoner the agile and evasive little imp she had chased so many times in vain. The company of gilt letters faced | about, and marching within a respectful | distance of her, halted. While they presented arms, the corporal M. led for. ward the mischievous imp and placed him on the palm of her outstretched hand, which she closed gently, holding | fast the coveted privilege which in her | dreams the sprite always had repre. | sented. i “l have the entree at last,” she ox. claimed, and awoke to vesation at has ing folt so mich joy over a delusion, and finally to wonderment about the signifi- | cance of the letters having made the en. tree a prisoner and then presenting it to ker. The dream troubled her not a little the next day. To her its meaning was plain ~M. Dufre, ladies’ tailor, could pro- | cure for her the entree to society. But how could she call upon him, when no- body that was anybody patronized him? At last she coucluded to request him to | call upon her, and she wont him a sue. cinet, business-like note, The following morning he called upon hor, and she was astounded te meet a Bands vr, qiis 4 uksin, who proceeded at once to open o case of sam. ples. “Not those.” she said, haaghtily. “Somebody else will wear a dress off the other end of the same web.” “Ab.” said the tactful business man, closing the case. *‘l suppose I was to show you the latest importations, but | am at your service to procure for you and fit vou with what even the Baroness Rothuchily cannot procure a duplicate of.” “The reason I want a new tailor is that I may be original in my costumes, If you are a reader of the society gossip published in the sarcastic weeklies, you will seo that I am laughed at because I, as they vulgarly say, am not init, mean- ing that I am excluded from the circle to which 1 aspire. Yesterday, owing to a dream of the night before, I had an idea, which I determined to confide to the first ladies’ tailor whose face inspired confi. dence. You seem to be a gentleman, and not likely to betray a secret.” Sha paused a moment to note the effect of her words upon him, and was pleased that he showed no symptoms of excite- ment or eagernoss to learn the nature of the communication she was about to make. “I determined never to wear the du- plicate of the material or the pattern of a dress or hat worn by any other woman: to that extent I can be exclusive. Do you think you are able to meet my de- mands?! And, if you are, what is it worth to you to render me wholly orig- inal in the matter of dress?” Mr. Dufre did not reply hastily. He seemed to be estimatihg the probable loss that his devotion to one person would cause him. One society woman might make the fortune of a ladies tailor, but a woman not recognized by the 400 was not likely to make other wealthy women yearn to have M. Dufre make their dresses, Miss Mangrive interrupted | his thoughts: ‘*Are you doubting your ability ?" asked. “Not for a moment have I hesitated on she “How will 820.000 snit you?” “For how lonz a time is your service?” “One year.” : “Perfoctedly.” “Come to acain to-morrow. We | shall then draw up a contract, and you i can give me a design for a new dress.” M. Dufre bowed, and taking up his me bad of his movements during his trip abroad was a short cablegram: “wave bought it for 1,000,000 france Durne” He had eome back to report in full, and Miss Mangrove was listening with excitement to his story of how mach tact it had required to obtain the real Count De Nino's consent to remain forever a plain citizen, while M. Dufre used the title abroad. “And now there is no danger of any one ever discovering you are bogus?” Miss Mangrove asked. “ None. Ihave oll the family papers, patents, heraldic devices, , ete. Troy and the Count's continued silence cost a big sum, but it is not to be paid to him in ments will stop.” “ Good! You are very clover,” vou who are clever. You me the Count de Ninn, sumptuous—~may I hope it is not! —in come the Countess de Nino?” “1 rebuke vour ing to do you that honor.” that worthy nouncemoent ; lady by the me to be his wife, und I have accepted him." The cha; congratulations to the couple, and then sample case, left the room with the ease of one who had been accustomed to the best society. That day and night he worked onan desion for a modern robe, i As he was a good draughtsman and a fine colorist, he was able to present to Miss | Mangrove at the appointed timea picture | of herself engaged in opening the morn. | ing's correspondence and dressed in beautiful gown of unique puttern. “You please me so well,” she said, that I will pay you $50.000 if you will | engage with me for two years.” “As that is more money than I could | hope to make in so short a time from | general custom I will sign with you,” M. Dufre replied gravely, “Yery well; here is a contract drawn | up by my lawyer. You hud better read | it, for it is one of these iron-clad ngree- ments that prove hard to break.” The ladies’ tailor examined the ment carefully, asking occasionally for | an explanation of a clause, and then pat his signature at the place left blank for it. At the first nicht Miss Mangrove a dot. of the opera season ppeared in a box rented from a family that was in mourning. When she slipped her ik and stood for a moment in front of the } . while the maiden aunt w out of box acted as her chaperon was seating herself, there was a levelling of lorgnettes in every part of the ho Her . pro- nounced perfect by every woman in the use. dress was audience who was possessed of an opera giass, and the society women enviously admitted that the creator of that cos. tume was a genius. Who had made it? That was an inquiry that more than one 1 erself dering way, and resolved to iz Miss Mangroves maid at ity. of the ladies asked of inn 6 Won instruct her run ond night of t son Miss M: OVE Opera son. in a differ. i as the appearance ap pe a ame, i ben i by her on her first 1 sacredq ent os ut one ns the millionaires’ boxes precincts known as the I'he third night she WAS Azan a no less bed gowned in that she Mning vel worn dress, but ond had not in public. The bee wenr to une excited, will she night?” they asked one another, and they waited im- patiently till Miss Mangrove appeared Then they levelled their opera glasses to see whether Miss Mangrove had at last been compelled to make one of her con tumes do duty the second time. In this they were for she n the same costume. society ladies disappointed, was never seen twice When it was ramored that M. Dufre. a new man on Fifth avenue, had created her marvellous costumes, society smil- ingly said that it was a good advertising | story, but to be skeptical about till admitted by Miss Mangrove herself, But at the beginning of the second year of M. Dufre's contract with Miss Mangrove, it was whispered that M, Du- fre was a genuine count who had tempo- one paired his finances in trade. This report was onc that aronsed the most intense in- | tion wus set on foot at once. The result | of the inquiry was the conviction that a real nobleman had set upon Fifth avenue in the tailoring business. The evidence | adduced to bring about this conviction | was a series of lotters written from Paris | by one of the Metriarchs, She had in- | quired at the establishment where M. Du- fre had learned his trade, and after care. fully following up the clues to his iden- | tity she had assured herself that he was | the oldest titles in France. That settled | Society was willing to patronize hin | M. Dufre, but to open its to him as Count d Of | ns de Nino, course his contract with Miss Mangrove cluded his filling orders for any one else; tations that were showeiel upon him. Soon he was seen everywhere, and being affable, polished and well-educated, he Soon the society reporters stated that he was en. gogod to one of the belles, but the an. nouncenent of the betrothal would not be made till a certain business mattor of the Count's was settled. Everybody knew what thay business matter was, and smiled at the vexation the item would cause “the Mangrove,” who was known to be a studious reader of society gossip, The season was well under way when the Count suddenly departed for Europe, leaving bebind him a lot of hastily penned regrets for social functions, So. ciety felt hurt and thought it horrible of “the Mangrove” to send away their do. lightfaul French nobleman just at the height of the season. Envious of his brilliant social success, she had ordered him to Puris about some now dresses for ber. Buch was the popular explanation of his absence, He returned the week bofore Easter and was enthusiastically received by the 400, The oily knowledge Miss Mangrove inquired, with apparent solicitue: *“That sign over there, it will come down?” “Certainly,” said Miss Mangrove, “since from this day there is no longer M. Dufre, Ladies’ Tailor : Society wus staggered a the news, confirmed by publication in the Herald, that, after all, “the Mangrove” wd eaptured the latest imported genuine but the evening Society her name on the eligible list, —~ [New York Epoch. whole day by in FACTS ABOUT BANANAS, the Luscious Fruit Comes From Ripening the Fruit. Jananas come mostly from Baracoa, a uba, which claims the distinction of being the centre of the large trade w United States, They also come from Aspin. jor tropical cities, $s wore very couniry. The first sargo that came to the United States at New York in March, 1870, and previous to that time the ban i found their wavy our markets came But the it was determined th ith the ot! wall, Jamaica and Twenty veiars bananas Ansaad iannged nas which demand to send with bananas laden exclasively I'he first ship t, while £8 vielding a fair {ver pr iit, was rotted Hi per cent, the T PTOW CTR to way to transport the the basi. a shorter jour A Span. on on i 4 i i urney I'he j 0k ab out tor a better fruit, as it was evident that if DESK WHA 0X ected to Pay fF Was a IY Le essary #1, which ho with S80 £ 1d despatehe d to i + York 3 the pe rient of Lisi wi begin niry turned their to the systematic cul I'here are two varieties shipped to the country. The | the former. howe er, is by wm to being cheaper, it raise ripens much the other. Bananas are the year round, but are at best during the early spring, and to be plaintain and The IMpY Spe far the more pop- jong vellow short red st 08. fo and than shipped all their from March to June mav be’ said is easier sooner (ne of the peculiar faots about the banana is that but one bunch grows ona trea. The fruit is cut when green, and They sprout almost immediately, and in a short time bear again. All of the ban. come to this country are a green state. They are shipped in according to the size of the bunches and A reporter of the Star visited one of the establishments recently to investi- gate the methods employed by the deal. The bananas ferent rooms. There were thousands of bunches hanging from the ceiling ax close together as the space would permit, and The first room was filled with bananas reads to be eaten, or as the dealer put it, fu ripe. The temperature inthis room wat kept at about fifty-eight degrees, and for three or four davs commence to rot and must be sold at In another room was found hun. dreds of bananas in the first stages of ripening. Here the temperature ranges from sixty-five to seventy degrees, and the big bunches were beginning to show signs of ripening. It takes from threo to four days to thoroughly ripen a great bunch of bananas, Everything depended upon the sapply and the weather. A bunch of nice ripe bananas was worth at this time about 75 cents. The numbel of bananas on a bunch range from 120 to 170, and the re. tail price is anywhere from 10 cents a ook to 25 cents a dozen. The Aspinwall ruit soems to be the most popular, and while the reporter was examining the fruiteeveral dealers came in and made purciases. They were the representa- tives of the traveling fruit stands that are to be seen at every street corner during the year retailing the *‘nioa ripa banan.” They were replenishing their stock in trade.~{ Washington Star, A BOAPEGUAT, “What's the matter, dearest?” “Somefin awful's happened, mamma.” “Well, what is it sweetheart?” “My d-doll-~baby got away from mo and bwoked a plate out in the pane try.” [Harper's Young People. THE JOKER'S BUDGET. JESTS AND YARNS BY PUN OF THE PRESS. Love Tightly Bound—The Boy Es- caped-— Fruit of Experience —Beau- tiful Snow —A Precaution, Ete, NY MEX LOVE TIGHTLY BOUSD, Practical Girl you, and to go to the far West to strug. gle for existence on a timber claim. Do you not fear that when poverty comes in dow? Ardent Suitor—No, indeed. live in a dug-out, and there won't be unjy window, THE BOY ESCAPED, Binkle--I had a great notion to lick my boy for getting to the bottom of his geography class to-day, Pinkle Why didn’t you? Binkle—Well, he put some of the questions to me that the teacher put to him, and as I couldn't answer one of ‘em, I let him go and licked the teacher. (Good News, FRUIT OF EXPERIENCE, “Why do you bother me so much to bring out your book?” asked the pub lisher, irritably. “Because,” pleaded the importunate seribbler, “I am in rags; 1 can raise money and am perishing for want food, : Well, well,” said the publisher, pity- bagly, ‘whatis your manuscript? i is entitled, ‘How to Get Rich.,”” no § OL BEAUTIFUL BNOW. A woman most surely wrote “Beauntifal Snow,’ . For a man, it is very clear, Would have told a different tale of wos Uf a snowball behind the ear. A PRECAUTION, . a bs. a Bachelor now friend Hud uny dinner-table fights vet? N. M. F.—No, our friends quit coming to dine every nigh y married haven't Te ight with us, Mabel, 1 Mr Oper with aiter the A asked what 13 11 wa on ac the restaurant, Weekly. “1 wish George « infatuation for Emma “* Let hin marry he $4 eq Khe He ad me paper He —~Cortainly thing that will int engagement hie How los them? He (continuing the Mexican | bat ils FeLi. Miss Sears When 1 bou you toid me he was young. : J ght this horse People have seen his teeth say be is very Dealer That isn't a Giger tan You are, Miss Sears—1 don't think he looks New York Ha raid. horse minuto over iwenty, myself I'F ASD DOWN. Young I've neglected business. run wild and failed Bat going to reform. I'll marry and Qown. Old a creditor)—Don’t you think you had better settle up first? {Jewelers’ Circular. Je woler my I'm sett © Jeweler NOT EXACTLY Los. ‘‘Mebitable,” said the young mother, with a ssvere frown, Eliphalet steal a kiss from night.” “I'm sorry, ma." “Sorry! 1 should say you would be, The idea of permitting any young man to steal a kiss from you!” “Well, ma,” said the young lady with a penitent air, “it isn't as if it was lost. I'll make him give it back to me when he comes to-night.” —{New York Press. lady's iet last yop You A CAREFUL YOUSG MAN, Mrs. Chinner ~Why does young Mr. Gurley always knock at the door when he comes to call on you? Miss Chinner— He's afraid if he comes with a ring I'll regard it as a pro. posal. AX INNOCENT BOY. Sunday-school Superintendent—Whe Will one of the small boys answer? reply) ly )~Can no one tell? seat next to the aisle, who led the chil- dren of lsrael into Canaan? Little Boy (badly frightened) It wasn't me, [<I jist moved yerv last woek f'm Mizzoury. {New York Standard No MAKING PROGRRSS, “Has your son sowed his wild oats Hey yot? “No, but he keeps right at it.” A DISMAL PROSPECT. “You are looking dreadfully down. hearted to-night, Damon. Have you been meeting with losses lately?” “No. Pythins invited me up to seo his baby to-night, and 1 pronise) to go.” HORRIBLE THOUGHT, Tha Czar-—A horrible thought strikes me! The Lord High Executioner—Whas is that, your Majesty? he does? He must have wonderfu power, mustn't he?’ “His uncle has that.”-{ Life. IN THE CONBERVATORY. Ethel servatory, | Lieorge? Grvorge What is there about this con. that you like it so well, { denrest, ho sighed, as he gathered hes in, i HENCE HIR WARMTH, Bessie (blushingly rearrangig { bair)—**You are surprisingiy Harry -—considering the suddenness | the cold snap.” Harry (incidentally mussing her hai { aguin)—"It's the suddenness of the cole snap, Bessie, that accounts for my ar dency. 1 have just fallen heir to an ice factory. Name the denrest!”’ [Chicago Tribune. ol aay, CROPS AND PRICES, Housekesper “Why high in price? : Market Man mum.” “But the papers said the crop was s enormous that the apples were rotting thie trees all over the country.” “Yes'm. That's why they're scarce It didn’t pay to pickem [New York Weekly. are apples sc “Cause they're scarce on ROOM AT THE TOP, “There is plenty of room at the top,” said the confident young man. “Yes,” replied his elderly acquaint. ance, should top kecp on swelling proportionately there woul't be after you get there,” “but your ROUND, VERY ROURD, all ‘round girl form, round purse it runs in the family. Ob. and that her mother usually is ‘round, too. —[New York Herald. ROT OX THE Harry—Belle is an round face, round Jack Yes; serve carefully vou'll notice BENCH, i drink. “Drinking You say this man had been ing,” said His Honor, what? “Whiskey, 1 Officer McGobbe, “You wl suppose,” answered suppose? Don’t vou know hiskey? Aren't you a judge?” “No, yr Anner. Only a policeman.” His honor looked carefully at his min. ion a moment, and then called the next 3 i: 3 Cane Indianapolis Journal. A MERCIFUL Hawkeye (to eabman Hote I'ake me to House: how much? Cab about t Hawkeye MAN Brunswick Hoffman at the kes blanket from horse and 1 Two dolia nan (f + siar Two dollars! il give vou » w I dwm’t New { hapley Mins Jessie? Jessie What makes you think that, {seorge told me yesterday that vou make him tired, gs in the week. land gas bills limb, and mn a way did seek his costly vouth to time asked and right im there to board, bere comes the other ox he quickly gored, By going nightly to his club New York Herald. How Kilpatrick Drove. A farmer of our Sams driving down acquaintance was the wleep approach fo a country bridge, when the late General Kilpatrick dashed around a bend in the road and on to the bridge with his spiri- ted trotter under full headway on his There was barely room to pass, but before the farmer could more than twist his horse's head to one side the General, with a cheery “Good morning” had forward, the hub. bands of his buggy just grazing those of the farmer's. lt seemed almost impossi- bie that an ordinary vehicle could be safely steered through so narrow a space, and an examination a¥terward showed that the wheels on the euter side h.d gone within an inch of the edge of the high and unprotected abutment wall. The miscaleulation of the width of a wagon tire would have meant disaster. But this was not foolhardy recklessoess on the part of the General. With his characteristic quickness of decision, he had calculated that there was just room to pass, and through he went. The slightest wavering would have made a wreck on one side or the other, or per. haps both. But be was not the man to wabble. His eye was true, his hand steady, his head level, and an inch on ; an abutment wall was as safe for him as a yard for a timid man. [Philadelphia Pross. OTC way to catch a train. shot Yarieties of Flax. There is bat one species of flax calti- vated for its fibre, but of this there are several varieties, usually taking their names from the country or district where most extensively cultivated. Thos we have the Russia flax, Riga flax, Dutch | lax, &o.; but, however much they may differ from one another in growth and amount and quality of their produce, tiey ad, when grown a lew years un.er | the same conditions, becoine so complete. {ly assimilated to one another ns ve | strikingly to evince their specific identi. ty. In other words, all revert to the or. { iginal or typical form or species. There Lis a white flowering variety, and one | with an oval-shaped seed pod, and still | another known as the tall growing, the | stems being very tall and slendor, but it is not probable that any of these would he way shall blow the top of my head off! Puck. WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY | “How on earth can Hardy stand the strain of nursing that old uncle of his as and as cheaply os it is done in European countries is a question to be answered by expe . We have cheap and rich lands, but not the long. ox in flax oulture possessed by countries, {New York Sun, Maids of Modern Greeons, The costume worn by the Greek | women is seldom bought ready-made, | it Is usually either worn by the] or has come to hem by inheritance, A handsome! ~ostume 8 an expensive purchase, The chemise, long enough to form a skirt, is very richly embroidered about bottom in silk, and the two jackets of white cloth are elaborate, These are sleeveless, but a fine pair of embroidered sleeves makes a separate’ part of the dress. Sliver ornaments for the head, neck and arms, a red apron, a sash, and a silk gauze vail complete the costume. The last named articles are luxuries, however, and vary according to the means. {ich maidens braid long strings of coins into their tresses, and at a country dance, where the costume is seen in its full splendor, the eyes of the suitor are as much attracted by the back view as by the faces of the fair creatures, For everyday use nearly all women of every age wear a handkerchief over the head, and they are for the most part manufactured la Greece. — Denver News metfif———— Where Isinglass Comes From. The best Isinglass comes from Ruse sia, where it is obtained from the glant sturgeon which inhabits the Casplan Sea and the rivers which run into it. This fish often grows to the length of twenty-five feet, and from its air-viadder the isinglass is pre- pared. It Is subjected many processes before being ready for sale, but the Russians, knowing it has the reputation of being the best, take great pains in {ts preparation, and in the world’s markets it has practically no rival. A great deal is made along the Amazon, in Brazil, but it is very tgarse and Inferior, and used for the refining of liquors and similar purposes. The adulteration of good isinglass with the inferior kinds can always be detected by placing same ples in boiling water. The best isin. glass will dissolve vy, leaving no visible residuum, while the inferior variety will show threads of fibrous tissue and be dark color, often al- most brown. —St. Louls Globe-Demo- crat. to is compietely, ’ 3 Beware of Olntments for Cainrrk That Ceontuln Mercary, As mercury will sure 1y smell and comp ya ters when enter faces. Bach ar cept prescrip cians, as Lhe damage the) he good you can possibly derive from Hall's Ustarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co. Tole O..contains no mere ury. and is taken internally, and acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh § sure you get the gruuine. It is taken intern , and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. 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