BRIEF FUM HAUSA BARRICK, From the Middleburg Post Liver KErNAL HARDER: ni g’shtepped. Es wore nemond warsht drows hawsa sheesa, Ich en Weidamoyer segar aw-g'shtecked, my feese uff der dish, un moll awfonga di breefe lnesa. Der arsht brief wore fun ma politician. Dare hut g'sawd we en bolidix tzeiding drooka. “Mauch se rode hase. Geb da Dema- grawda h—l. Se sin nix waint,”! hut are g'sawd. Der brief wore fun ma mon ols Hufl- mon’s drubba ga-peddled hut un are ken laeva mae maucha hut kenna bessers ga ON we mon hut g'sawed: “Di tzeidung is tsu gud-lose far my kinner laesa, se.” Teh hob ga-gooked un are wore tion. En onerer brief hut g’sawd si ardickle in de tzeidung ga-do hedsht wo are g'shriva hut far si nuchber will draw on you in ten days if this bill is not paid.” Ich denk do musht ebber shooldich Ae brief g'sawd di tzeidung ware net feel wardt si. daid denka do daidsht olles ni do Os hov ich fart ga-laesa—ich wore usht recht in der bisness we de deer uff gonga is un en older mon is ni g’shtepped mit ma glaena boo on der hond. “Good-morga,” hut are g'sawd. HBisht do der Kernal Harder? “Yaw," hov ich g'sawd. “Well, ich bin usht ri mit meim boo, My famillia is om tsu nem- ma un ich muss dale fun ena lose wara, was os do net wisht. Un so Cooma Rarl, der Pete is om inventa, awer wos are mauached con ich net saena. shootin’-match. Der Joe medicine un board da-hame, der un der Sam sin g'hired un runna boweri far sich selver, un cooma good along except dare glae runt, der Jim, un ich hob g’'maned ich wet en editor ous eme maucha., Are is tsu armlich un tsu fowl! far shoffa un are doot nix os fressa, un wile anich ebber en tzeidung runna con os en dimeling full harn hut hov ich usht ga-denked de drucker bissniss daid ene soota. Wos denksht do derfun 2 “Yaw,” hov ich g'sawd, ‘“luss ene do. Mere broveera un usa ene in der office. Mere kenna es fet ous eme bro- da far de press schmeara un es flaish kenna mere kucha far de hinkel. Se sawga flaish daid de hinkel gor woon- erbawr laega maucha, un de oyer-’ Awer der oldt karl hut net g’wart far mae hara awer hut si boo g’'numma un is tsu der deer nows so hardt os are gae hut kenna. We are drows wore hov ich ene hara en mon froga sidder won os ‘“‘der Kernal Harder ous sime kup ware 7" Ich bin nuch awile huecka bliva bis en karl ni cooma is un hut der ruck ob-galaiged, de armel nuff’ ga-wickled un hut =i finger uff en ardickle in der Post un hut mich g'frogt eb ich der editor ware un eb ich sell g'shrivva het? Ich hob grawd g'sana os are bis- niss maned, un wile ichs editor bisniss anyhow laedich wore hov ich g'sawd: “‘Nae, nae. Ich bin net der editor. Yader ebber wase os ich usht der Got- lieb Boonastiel bin, un der leeb Gud mich dessa-mohl lavendich dem luch lust don will ieh in meim laeva nimmy im Kernal Harder si shoe shridda !" Are hut mich nows ga-lust un derno hut are der hoch shtool g'numma un hut g'sawd are wed de tzeidung runna bis are dich aw-dreffa daid. Won de tzeidung rous coomed de woch mit ma bloa awk don wase ich os are dich aw- gadrufla hut. BOONASTIEL, a es Specimen Cases. 8. H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis., was troubled with Neuralgia and Rheumatism, his Stomach was dis ordered, his Liver was affected to an alarming degree, appetite fell away, and he was terribly reduced in flesh and strength. Three bottles of Electric Bitters cured him. Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, Il, had a running sore on his leg of eight years’ standing. Used three bottles of Electric Bitters and seven boxes of Bucklen's Arnica Savile, and his leg is sound and well. John Speaker, Catawba, O., had five large Feversores on his leg, doctors said was incurable. One bottle Electric Bitters and one box Bucklen’s Arnica Salve cured him entirely. Bold by J. D. Murray's Drug store, de won Ous sos A Se Recovering. We are pleased to learn from Gover nor Curtin that his estimable wife has nearly recovered from her illness, and may soon return home from Philadel. phis. sit ps MA CA hon Baby was slek, we gave hor Onatorta, When she was » Child, she erisd for Castorls, When she became Miss, she clung to Cnstoria, When she ad Children, she gave them Castoria, Two Concerts to be Rendared by the Musi. eal Convention, As we go to press we have been re- Convention will be continued until Saturday evening. i day evening. Convention when another concert will be rendered, RE ah ai AARONSBURG, The Cornet band occasionally give | very good, Polly Stover has gone to her broth- | the winter. Mrs. Frank Dutweiler is in very bad | health, especially since the death of her daughter. sister Mary's on New Years day and | has not been able to be out of the house since he came. . Major Frank Houston is visiting | his sister's, Mrs, J. P. Coburn. | when a boy lived here and went to school, | left. of her mother, on Tuesday morning. | { She had been but time | with grip, which developed into pneu- | monia. Charley Musser has gone back to | { Philadelphia to attend lectures at the Jefferson Medical College, and his sis- sick a short | ter Mollie has gone to Bloomsburg, to State Normal. Daniel an aged citizen of | Haines township, is dead. He | He lived in | the mountains, near Fowler, (now eall- | ed Ingleby) all his life, Stover, Wis | some eighty years old. Kittie Nye offers her house for rent | | and board. expects to go somewhere and The fire she had some thine ago { has very much unnerved her and she don't want to be alone, oe Te The Dickinson Team Expelled The State association of College foot ball teams just held in Harrisburg, awarded the pennant to the Pennsyl- vania state college, The Dickinson eol- ; lege team, of Carlisle, was expelled for | failure to play one of its scheduled i games, Under the rules of the associa | tion the State college team will be! entitled to the president, Bucknell | to the vice president, Swarthmore to | the secretary, and Franklin and Marsh- | all to the Treasurer, these teams hav- | ing made the best records. ———— Large Funeral, ; funeral of Elis™Hosterman, i which took place last Saturday morn- | ing, from the residence of his brother i Alfred Hosterman, west of Centre Hill. was very largely attended. Rev. Ei- senberg, of the Reformed church, offi ciated at the services, Interment was made in the cemetery at Centre Hall, | Services were held in the this place. church at isms i MY - Received a Promotion. Pust Department Commander Aus | tin Curtin, of Bellefonte’ who has long been prominently and officially con- nected with the National Guard of | Pennsylvania has recently been pro- moted from Brigade Commissary with | the rank of Colonel and which places | him on the staff’ with General Snow- den, commanding the entire National Guard of the State, —— “ State College Faculty Changes, Prof. Thomas F. Hunt, of the chair of agriculture at the Pennsylvania | State College, has accepted a eall to Ohio University. A chair of veterin- | ary surgery has been established at the State College during the winter term, | with Dr. I. N. Bush, V. 8. of Belle | fonte, as lecturer, crn — Another Industry In Need of Hrotection. A Lock Haven sharper sewed al manufactured wild cat's ears upon al pelt kept for that purpose and got “| royalty from "Squire Rosses for the! ears. Bat the "Squire discovered the | stitches and made the sharper refund. | ————————— i Sentenced for Marder. i Mitchael McDonald was sentenced | to four years and six months in the | penitentiary for the murder of Isreal ! Mazeral in Leidy township, Clinton | county. The crime was committed last May and McDonald pleaded guilty of Murder in the second degree, “ i fp “LA GRIPPE.” Persons suffering from “La Grippe” are speedily and permanetly cured by Humphreys’ Nos. One and Seven, Number One allays the fever, pain and inflamamation, while No. Seven cures the Cough, Hoarseness and Sore Throat, fp ns He Insnlted Hor, A Harrisburg young girl who wears a tiny, tinkling bell on her garter, re ported to her father that the family physician had insulted her with the request, “Please let me see your tongue.” The parent is pondering. — Patriot, An Old Veteran Dead. Augustus I. Cox, of Bellefonte, died last Friday. He was a gallant soldier in the late rebellion, belonging to Come ny KE. of Pennsylvania veterans, © was interred on Sunday. The Philadeiphin primaries on Tues day night resulted in a knock-out for Harrison. Of fifty-five delegates elect CME BLACK | at 20 cents a boit other Dressing at 5 A LITTLE GOES A LONG WAYS { because shoes once blackened with it can be kept clean by washing them with water, | Peo " in moderate clictimstances find it i pro table to buy it at 20c. a bottle, beenuse | what they spend for Blacking they save in shoe leather, It is the cheapest blacking considering its quality, and yet we want to sell it er if it can be done. We will pay $10,000 Reward for a recipe that will enable us to make Worr¥'s Acme BLacking at such a price that a retailer can profitably sell it at 10c. a bottle. This offer is open until Jan. 1st, 1503, WOLFF & RANDOLPH, Philadelphia, Old furniture painted with = PIK-RON (this is the name of the paint), looks like stained and varnished new furniture. One | coat will do it. A child can apply it. You | can change a pine to a walnut, or a cherry to mahogany; there is no limit to your | fancies. All retailers sell it. “poy un CCHS, | In Its Worst Form. 1 Bryon, Lal. Co., Wis,, Dec., 1888, Rev. J. C, Bergen vouches for the following: James Rooney, who was suffering f~om Bt. Vitus Dance fn its worst form for about 13 years, was treated by several physicians without Would Have Died. Horyoxe, Mass, November, 1690, I wae in pain all over, could get no reat either night or day and was not able to do any work for months, but after taking Pestor Koenig's Nerve Tonic only one week, 1 was able to sit up and attend to my dressmaking I had paid over two hundred dollars Lo doctors and got no t. I certainly think 1 sbould have died long ago if I had not got this medicine, MES, ADA PENELL, —~A Valuable Book en Nervous FREE Diseases sant free to any address snd poor patients can also oblsin this medicine free of charge. This ¥ has been prepared by the Reverend Pastor Koenig, of Fort Wayne, Ind. since 168 and KOENIC MED. CO., Chicago, lil Bold by Druggists at $1 per Bottle, © for 85. Karge Size, #L.75. © Bottles for $9. HE Missed his Opportunity! DON'T Mise Yours, Reader, The majority neglect thelr op portunities, sud from that eanse live in poverty and die in obscurity! Harrowing despair is the Jot of many, as they jouk back on lost, forever lost, opportunity. Life is pass. Ing! Reach out. Be up and doing. Improve your opportu nity, and secure prosperity, prominence, peace. Jt was said by a philosopher, that ihe Goddess of Fortune offers a golden opportunity 10 sach person at some period of 1ife einbrace the chance, and she pours out her riches | fail to do sa and she departs, never to return.’ How shall you find the GOLEEN opportunity? Investigete every chance that appears worthy, and of fair promise; thet is what all soe cosalul men do. Here is su opportunity, such ae fs not often within the reach of laboring people. Improved, it will give ai least, & grand start in life. The coLvew opportunity for many ie here. Money to be made rapidly and honorably by any industrious person of either sax. All ages. You cus do the work and live at home, wherever vou are. Even be Finners are easily saroiog from $5 10 $10 per day. Yo can do as well if you will work, not too hard, but industri asly ; and you can ineresss your income ss you goon, Yor i give spare time only, or all your time to the work. Ecs 10 learn. Capital not required We start vou. All is eo paratively new sod really wonderful. We instruct or thiow you how, free, Fallure unknown smong our we cra, No room to expisin he Write and learn all fires by returs mail. Unwise to “ Address st once, ¥ ay iinllett & Co., Box $80, Portland, Malus Scientific American Agency for CAVEATS, 4 TRADE MARKS, DEBICN PATENTS COPYRICHTS, ete. For information and free Mandbook write to MUNN & CO. #1 Broadway, New YOu, Oldest buresu for ses ni patents in Amerion, Every patent tak { the public by a notice given fy =~} mh A » Stientifi ov t clromlatio wmevican sed ert Pe witl kiv, 3.00 & OO NEW HIGH ARM $2 0 Favorite Singe; LOW ARM, $20.0 ical, CY Cover, ta 5 3 vassers, A trial in y ment is asked. Puy dis turers and save agents’ pr certificates of warrantee for five years, for testimonials to Co-operative Sewin Machine Co., 201 S. ith St., Phila., Pa. S3WE PAY FREIGHT. $8 fie DEL .... FURN PENNSYLVANIA 1 Las and Northern Central Railway. Time Table, im effect N v, 15, 1891 LEAVE MORNTARDG® 0.27 v.m ~Tradn 14, (Dally For sunbury , Willkeriare Harrisburg and ierined ut Philadeipiab wii] TRAINS EASTWARD ¥ EOept Funda Hazleton, Pottsville file stallions p.m. Ow i i. Washingt hin for Ei ATTORNEYS. Attorney at Law BELLEFORTE, PA Offices on second door of Friret's 1 ii be Ming north in Gorman nusaited (JRVIE, BOWER & ORY Ab ore FE 5 Offices wir in Crider 's Exehuag } IMGeipliie adelpt STWAKD, pid Can Loches ba elRlions 0 We resses, Wall Paper _ il € PE Ii i ro | our store re £5 Ry gains in which we a Come ed, fifty wore instructed for Blaine. {2 2 is US {2 20 # lemve Lewist Moutan : Mam 2 Ri y ¥ } m Te ¢ ontandon for Lewisburg at 9.35 a m, 505 pu Spmandshpm HAR XE FUGH, J. BR, WOOD mera] Muniager Pes'ger Agt tras 1g for fsen PENNSYLVANIA STATE OULLEGY HORTICULTURE. theorets. idents taught original fall and exerci i iaboraiory HISTORY. Ancient and Modern, with origi. al investica 4 4 INDUSTRIAL ART AND DESIGN LADIES COURSE IN LITERATURE and SCIENCE. Two yea w facilities for Ma i Magic. vooal and i LANGUAGE sud | HATURE:. Latin (options) Freeeh, German and English (re quired.) one or more continued through the entire cotiree MATHEMATICS and ASTRONOMY; pure and applied MECHANIC ARTS: combining shop work with study, three years’ course; New build ing sid equipment MENTAL, MORAL apd POLITICAL BCI ENCE; Constitutional Law and History Political Eostosn yy, eto instruction theoretd and the MILITARY BCIENCH cal and practical (seluding esch arm ofthe BOTY HW 13. PUEPARATURY DEPARTMENT: Two ! yonriomi efuily graded sud thorough, | Winter term opens Jauoary 7. 1891; Spring { tern. AprHl 8, 1801 Commoncement week, June { MeJduly 2, 1801, For Catalogue or other §uforma mad penn ATHERTON, LL.D Slade ¢ liege, ik Gis Prest,, Dire Uo. Ps Consumption Cured. An old physician, retired from practice, have fg had placed in his hands by an East frndinn Missionary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and porpanent cute of Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarth, Asthma and ail throat and Lung A fections, also a tive snd radical care for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, sfier having tested its won. derful ourative powers in thousands of cases, has felt it his duty to make i* known to his sofering fellows. Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve human suffering, 1 will send free of to all who desire it. this recipe. in German, Freneoh or lish, with full dir etions for pre- paring and using, Sent by mail by sid with stamsp, naming this Pafer, W A. Noyes B20 Powers k, Rochester N Y MWmarly A ARS ANN i i i 3 i ! i i £ AMERON HO Ord Free bus 0 and from a fire: Hoor, =T ELMO ROTEL. —217 AND Philadeiphia. Rates $2 per day in the immediate centres of business of amusement and the differ as well as all parts of bile by street cars const offers special ind oity for bu respectinlly } ARCH eT Located and piaces railroad depots, BOCORS. Proprietor, HUMPHREYS’ Da. Homraeyy' Srpcornos are scientifically and carefully prepared prescriptions ; used for many Ty immed vy She pce Es Sings or yours per Livery single L Isense named, hose 8 A Cow tho druge pure. pecifics cure without ing. 1 ing or reducing the system, and are in y- and Good the sovereign remedies of the World, LIET OF PRINCIPAL ¥O%, CURES, PRICES, evers, Congmtion, inflammations orms, Worm Fever, Worm Colle, rying Colle, or Teething of Infants in en, of Children or Adults Japuten, Griping, Blious Colle {Cholera Horbun Vomiting * Sou, Bronchitis, “uy in, Toothache Pacosche endaches, Sick Headache, Vertigo yepepain, Mons Stomach ressed or Painful Periods. ten, 100 Profuse Periods, .. ups Cough, Difficult Breath Salt Rheum, pelas, Kru Rheumatism, Ee Paine aa “in ¢ Eo id, maded HUMPHREYS’ MEDIOT Oor, William and John Streets, New RRR RARE LEHRER TT RR TE A RE LWA IGA Tea RTA LE Hepes Fen Ha Sil nen pasa on, Ee ae DOCTOR J. B. Hobensack’s MEDICAL OFFICER, 206 N. Second 8t., Philadelphia, Pa. Are the oldest in America for the treatment of Special diseases and Youthful errors d Polson, Nervons Debilit Rindder. Kidney and Skin Hydrooele, R srored mn pte 2 ‘ on Dvetor's suooess fg doe to his lilelong exper. poe mid stady: to the pare vegetable remedies peed wood 10 the thorough examination sud attention ven vations She 1g treads ant oo i a whe phe pr i PW » Subdass, i Cady BHR
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