HUMOROUS. A tramp spends his life going to din- ner. —————— The trouble with a crank is that he will only turn one way, Eh ——— It 1s the uninstru-ted delerate that is ordinarily the most intelligent, The love of the mar who marries for money Is toun ied upon the rocks, It’s odd that by devoting a'l her time t0 Browning a gul can get pale, —————— to make everything just hum. It issingular how a surgeon retains his popularity when he so often culs friends. Make friends with your creditors if You can, but never make a creditor of your friend, A ————— A great many men are like new ovnd -do Letter when they are bro- en up. A corporation hold all the What is monopoly? in which other fellows stock, When they say the bride’s costume was a dream do you mean to imply that it was an illusion? lck- oep “How's brsiness?” asked one pocket of another, *‘I manage to my hand in,” was the reply. —-— deputy. When a man is bearing stocks, he doesn’t like to carry them himself. Woman uses rowder as a defence against Time; but the oid fellow —— Queer thin: happen sometimes. Ohio man recantly op°ned a jawelry store avd got six years for doing =i, —— “Gunpowder tlue’ 13 a new color tn that will be sure to go off, Character is like the grand old cathe- dra! bell. Reputation is the brass tin- tinnabulum of the loud mouthed auc- tioneer, First dude—1 siwy—aw-—where did you get your halr cul? Second dude—On my bead, trade? Tramp—I did sorr; but I niver caught up wid it. ————L ssn Cleverton—That’s a beautiful sult you have on. Was it so very expensive? Travers—It cost my tailor about $40, The Oldest Inbhabitant: Tourist— “How long have sou been living here, my friend?” Native —*'Sae thar?” Tounst—*"Yes.* Native—““Wal, that was yere I came yere.” that big hill over when ET —.—— Will Fight to a Finish, As long as the fight lasts among the «all paper manufacturers, the Fidelity Wall Paper Co., of No. 12 N. 11th St. Philadelphia, will give the public the advantage of the drop in prices, We get this from them direct. Send four two cent stamps for samples of their 8, 10 and 12 cent gilts. —-——.. Baxouy imposes a tax on cats, Cann’s Kidney Cure for Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's, Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerve ousness, &c. Cure guaranteed. $31 Arch Street, Philad’a. $1 a bottle, § for $5, or druggist. 1000 certificates of cures, Try it ES ssp, The population of the earth doubles itself in 200 yesr« rr IA. ITS: Al Fite mopped tres oy Dr, Kiine'sten eTve Lestorer. No Finale Are daj's asa are Ye0Us cares, Treatise and §5 00 trial nottie free 10 Fit cases. Sendio Ur. kline S51 Arcs $4. Phila, Pa. Salmon, pike and gold: h are said to be the on'y fish that never sleep, ForThroat and Lungs Hemorrhage ‘‘ about five years, Five Years. ‘medical ad vice, ‘“and Itook the first ‘‘ dose in some doubt. This result ** ed in afew hours easy sleep. There ** wasno further hemorrhage till next ‘‘day, when I had a slight attack *“ which stopped almost immediate- “ly. By the third day all trace of ‘“ blood had disappeared and I had “recovered much strength. The ‘fourth day I sat up in bed and ate “my dinner, the first solid food for “two months. Since that time I ‘““have gradually gotten better and ‘““am now able to move about the + house. My death was daily ex- pected and my recovery been ‘‘a great surprise to my friends and *‘ the doctor. There can be no doubt ‘‘about the effect of Setman Symp: ‘as I bad an attack just previous ‘‘its use. The only relief was after ‘‘ the first dose.” J.R. Adelaide, Aus Catarrh Hood's Sarsaparil a, Being a Constitutional Remedy, Roudily Reaches and Cures 16 “A sense of gratitude and a desire to benefit Jthose afilieted, pron sts me to recmmend Hood's Sarsapariiis to all who have catarrh. For many | Yoars | was troubled with catarrh and fodiges- | tion and general debility, I got solow [ eould not get around the house, I iried about every | thing I saw recommended for eatarrh, but falling | ln every Instance of being relleved, I became | Very Much isconraged. | At last I decided to take Hood's Saisaparilla i aud began to g t relief. 1 have now used, within {| ¥WO years, ten or twelve bottles and 1 feel bet. ter than 1 have for years, I attribute my im- provement wholly to the use of Hood's Sarsaparilla | Mus. Crias Rurxg, Corner York and Pleasant | Streets, Hanover, Peuna. Hoop's PiLLs—For the liver and bowels, act | easl y yet promptly and efficiently, Price 2%. Nothing On Earth Will LIX RX Sheridan’s Condition Powder! It is absolutely pure, Highly concentrated, In quan Hty 18 conte lens than a tenth of a cont a day, Strictly ® medicine. Prevents and cures ail diseases, Good for vung chicks Worth more than Goll when hens nsouis, ¥ you cun’t pet if send fo ua jampls 5 oenta, five $1.00 " Copy Best Roultry ‘aper sent & OO, #1 Cust Touse BL, Boston, A - ree, 1 8. JOHNS asm veRY]MoTHER Should Have it in The House. Dropped on Sugar, Children Love ahnonn'a A adtno Li nent Jonson's Anodyee Linimen Axd aks It for Core Throat, Cramps, Palos Patda - Trad wid, Consnmptives and § BE who have weak nang or Asth ma, should use Piso’'s Care for Consumption, It bas eured thousands, [ft has not injur BE el one itis not bad take itis the Dost cough syr fold everwhere ad AE hago DE EC. WEST'S NERVE AND BRAIN Treatment, a spec fie for Hysteria, Drziness Fits, N rvous Neura gia, Headachn, Nervous Prostration esused by the ase of alc ohal oF tos Bacon, Wakelulness, Depression, Soft. i 2 In insani'y, mis Premature OF Age, fn ofthe Heain Each box $1.00 a box, or 6 d 4 AA al i fith ent boxes for 86.00. by ' WEGUARANTEE SIX BOXER, With each 85 or fer we will s#nd a written ruar- » E Pye sy If the down d only y Fisxanry, Agia, 106 Market Sg... real ment geod for Flow I Made » Honse nnd Lot in One tod re ve to aid change 25 OE x ul 74% Ave, Mew Yar, Faced cloths, cheviols and camel's Ha'T are commended for tailor gowns that are to b>» worn again, both in the house and street, c— Do not send your daugnter away for change of alr till you understand her aliment. Send Je, stamp ‘or ‘Guida to Health.” to Lydia BE. Pink. ham Med eine Co, Lynn, Mass, { Ribbed goods, after the manner of | Bedford cords, are among the hand- somest woolens, and will rival the finest habit cloth, 5350555. Where is Johnsonville? “1 have bought a farm of 70 acres with the i Thonay made working for you, and ae it Is in a i flourishing country I think I shall establish a town on if, and ell it “Johnsonville * an extract from a letter from W. | This young mn started | O¥er two years ago, with searcely adollar, and he bas made wonderful progress. The first year his profits footed up to ov-r $4000 There are hundreds and thousands of young men in this Riotious country of ours w govwl work as Mr. Skinner * Qinekiy to B. F. Johnson & Co. Richmond, Va and they i H. Skinner in business something better, —-—— “ " Ice cream was first made and sold in | Phiilade phia ninety-one YEAS Ago, i M———— Mr. Rudolph Kriede, Superior, Wis, writes I have tried the S¢ Bernard Vegetable Pils, roeeived from you some time ago. My wil. used for female disorders, Pleaw fctept my thanks, Your letter of the 17th ult, was duly received and should bave replied ers i I wanted my wife's opinion before answering. { I am well satisfied and enclose $17 ror which | Please send me one dozen boxes. — —-——-. — A large bed of meerschuuin has been : discovered on Orcas Island, Washing- ton, a ———— “What 1t costs” must be carefully eonsid- | ered by the great majority of people, in buying even necessities. Hood's sarsaparilla com- bines positive economy with great medicinal power. Itisthe only medicine of whieh can truly be sald “100 Doses One Dollar.” Chili was discovered by Spain In 1518, pe sally conceded to be the only sure and safe fists, or address A. P. Moxsie, Buffalo, An ingenious London shopkeeper sells ‘The shell of an oyster in is native itat, which carry food plants to its Causes no Naonsea, Dr. Hoxasle's Certain Croup Cure 1s univer. . f ie pre - Bammaton 1p ro of haagsedty hy drag: rice 50 ots. Ss plots for novels and short stories at low ratea, ’ B.D, LOOMIS Mieh er OR ea Of I mg Men - Tite Blin about by Druggists, 766, hab always a little Open, and mis aabitatie waving hairs up ourrents mouth, where they are engulfed and af- terwards digested. Smoky Days. A Rare Young Man. Episodes in My Life. How 1 Met the Queen; by The Flash-Light. My Queer Passenger, Molly Barry's Manitou. Nine Illustrated Free S. Bowley. E. W. Themson. - - Five Specia Describing the life of a young inventor of Ad elightful paper telling how Mr. Field's narrative has What Young Ameri Lady Jeune. H. The Marquis of Lorne. Nugent Robinson, W. Lucy. Serial Stories. oy Touaregs. A Story of the Sahara: by Practical The Habit of Thrift; by How to Start a Small Store; by Girls and the Violin. A Chat with Edison. Boys in N. Y. Offices; I Features. extraordinary gift to build the Suez Canal; by the thrilling interest of a romance ; by ans may do as Exhibitors; The Safest Part of a Train; by Success in Ra®vay Life; Asleep at his Post; by fi by Supt. N mer Supt. oneering, H inting, Touring will be printed oe contributed by well-known writers. ss in number, Homer Greene. Harold Frederic. C. A. Stephens. Lossing GG. Brown, Advice. Andrew Carnegie, F. B. Thurber, Camilla Urso, Henry Clews, Three Articles of Advice by Cyrus W. Field. Davis. Col. H. 4. Prout. Theo. Voorhees. Charles Paine. by An Old Brakeman. vv teal Y. Central, Among them are: The Children's Page will continued, This Slip with $1.75. and ™ © on application ADDRESE, Bend Check, Pout-Ofice Order, or Registered Letter gt our viah Miss Marie Loulse B'aine, niece of Secretary Hia'ne, has been appointed a clerk in the United States land office at Helena, Montana... ————— AA MISCHIEF. “Mischiel™ is the title of a beautiful! picture of a laughing b waty. possessing a sweet, love] ¥ and freshness of girthood, before She sees nothine hut joy, love, wealth and Size Mx2I incaes, in colors; price This lovely picture will be sent stpaid free, to any person why has not nu West's Liver Flis. On receipt of 25 cents in stamps we will mail, postpaid, the beautiful pieture Misohinf™ ando we box of West's Liver Pills, the standard remedy for Liver Complaint, Dye. pepsia, indigestion and Slek Headache ; sugar Coton], er hanpiness, “Mischief” is limited, Only one pioture will be sent to one person. anf only to those who ha e not tested the wonderful curative properties of West's Liver Vills dress at ones, The John ( West Madison Street, Chicago, IH, A es Jessie—Becanse that 1s the one thing I. Simpson Why didn’t you take a chance at that cake at the charch fair? Were you afraid? Sampson-—~Yes; it was one my wife baked. —— a —— “Olerk—*“A Montague stree’ man complains that there isa lot of rubbish in front of his house, What shall be done!” Sweet OO mmissioner—*That's an easy one. Haws it removed and placed in .ront of the house next door.” SL 1 E. Pink A AD do the hardest kin Wear no truss, Go to ses him, Rives treatment at Hotel Pean, on the Gd salarday and follow: y ot SACh maith, —————— A humane citizn of Hutehinson Kunsas, ontches ruts nod kilis ew with ebloroform, ————— sii mn A careful examination of ths aqueous humor of the eyes of cattle will deter- mine whether they are suffering from tubercle or not. The bacilli will be found there in all cases where the dis- With won derful Re. i sults for the | Prevention of Halr fall. ness, for wi ” eard, is nse Z a . : d. LOCRESCIN, DAMSCHINSKY'S GREAT HAIR PRODUCER. Price $1.00. Sold by all Draggisis, Gray, Red or Faded Hair is Dyod BLONDE, BROWN OR BLACK with Damschinak y's oelebrated liquid Hair Dye, | which Is guaranteed harmicss (no silver nor J Une bottle, one appl eatlon, dyes the hair in a few minutes, Price 75 Cts. All drug. | gists, or by C. DAMSCHINSKY, 26.28 East th SL, New York. Sent free by mail after receipt of price. 20000000 OOGS @ ™E SMALLEST PILL IN THE WORLD! ® Iu ® TINY LIVER PILLS Pir he wa i he hapa: ® 2000000COCOOGS uslly effective; pure! FOR FIFTY YEARS | MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUF by NE BOTTLE OV TO WILL DEVELOP € ) ie bist five inant dyson money re- fused § price 82. wit] beautify ; ER HAY FEVER $2 time ant We want the CGRATEFUL-COMFORTING. EPPS'S COCOA BREAKFAST. “By a thorough kuowisdge of the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and muted ton, and by a osrelul appilo ation of the ine (rover tes of weliaciooted Cocoa, Mr. Epos has provid d our breakfast tables with a delicately Savoured bev erage which may save Gs many heavy doctors’ Bille itis by the Jadiolous use of such artioles of dict that a constitution may be gr dually valli us unil jirang Shough 0 resist every tendency to a » H #05 pubtie maladies ars foating around us ready 10 attack wherever there a a weak pont We may sscape many o fatal shaft by keeping our selves well fortified with biood ard a property nourished frame," wm Service Fasetie, Made simply with boiling water or milk. Fold only in half ad tins y Grooers, labelled thus JAMES EPPS & CO, Hommopathlo Obermists - Lospox, Everarn, ® AMERICAN [ArarrH [Re One Bottle Cares, Bus ox BY Urupgista, or mailed to any address for $1. Stops the dropping In the throat in one week ; removes the bad breath and headaches: [raves the appet te and invigorates the system, “iepared by DR. WM. BR. JONES, Specialist in Catarrh, 48 N. 1ith Street, Phila. Pa. tation snd advice Pree. 11 a. mm. to A m. Kymptom blanks ana testimonials mail free fo any address, AMERICAN NEURALGIA CURE cures Neuralgia. 2%. bv mail. \ | ANTED-ORGANIZERS FOR A WELL extablished Seven Year Endowment Order, chartered under The only Fraternal the laws of Pennsylvania, and Beneficial Order making loans to i's members, BUILDING AS. SOCIATION FEATURES COMBINED WITH SICK BENEFITS. Liberal inducements t 00d canvassers, Address W, . Neilson, supreme Scoretary, 1312 Chestuut Street, Phila- deiphia, Pa Consul. and Morteaces i nr ¢ od a Bs. List Frew, LLRY, thaborae, Ken, AGENTS WANTED ON SALARY. to ie the iy yi Ne BR Sare cure for Bad Breath, Sour Stomach, Headache, Dyspepsia, Heart Purn, all Biitous and Gastrie ections of the Stomach. Whi Teeth to perfection. Chemieally prep from young shoots of willow. Guarani to be periectly pure. Price only 25 cents per box sent by mall, DITMAN'S PHARMACY, Broadway and Barclay Street, New York. DONALD KENNEDY Of Roxbury, Mass, says Kennedy's Medical Discovery cures Horrid Old Sores, Deep- Seated Ulcers of 40 years’ standing, Inward Tumors, and every disease of the skin, ex- cept Thunder Humor, and Cancer that has taken root. Price, $1.50. Sold by every Druggist in the United States and Canada. St MONTH. Wo want a widen abe homes MIAH OF woman in every cousty nthe T8000 mbrod ue we ere rh petindy whthowh, 2 dug wil bo town or country. Ne pat a] Ae OF Oey i Bours n week po A Bong | ¥ a Pow i + 1 : ¥ oe BUR & OO, KEN Va, for imbermntion Abt Ye Saget ed er INNl Vhat wily En Vor ev os aed Leen thin
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