The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, November 19, 1891, Image 3

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    EE A ARI. ob RRR
Entertaining an Author,
Forty vears
England had its
the winter's recreations,
& course
fans and men distinguished in literature.
Hospitality
lecturer, and
was a notabis m
become their guest,
Riclurd H. Dana,
“Two Years
story illustrative
Was
not infrequently, if
ul, several
vited him to
The late
author of
Mast,” used
of the effort made
their distinguisl
Before
to tell a
by hosts to entertain
hed guests
aud then walked home with
president the lyceum,
After a long silence, the farmer said, —
“Mr. Dana, 1 believe you wrote a
Bok onee 2”?
“Yes. ™
“Waal, I never read it myself;
folks have, though.”
Dead silence again fell upon the two
until their arrival at the farmer’s house
where Mr. Dana was introduced to the
invalid wife,
lecture.
“My dear,”
lieve you've read Mr. Dana's book ?”
The wife stared, then recovered her-
self, and answered, —
“I b'lieve I've heard speak of it.”
Apples were brought in, and
them eame the the farmer's daughter,
a little black-eved,sharp-looking school-
girl.
‘isusan
town
of
”
Liza, aid the farmer,
“you've read Mr.
Before the Mast,” |
“No, lied Susan "Liza.
There dead silence till bedtime
wmven't you?”
sir
Teach it to take its seat quit tly.
To use l
"ne cast vint £14
To wait patiently
To answ
To say
1f
forgotten artic
its napkin properly.
fo be Bers ed.
ptly.
you.
asked to leave the table for
do so at once.
Never to interrapt
tradict.
Never
food, such as
and how he did bleed,”
to make remarks
about
‘] saw that turkey killed,
as I once
COPYRIGHT 1691
from Catarrh.
— your sufferines
go about it in the
That is, if you
right way.
There are plenty of wrong ways,
| that perhaps you've found out.
They may relicve for a time, but
{ they don't cure,
' Worse yet, they may drive the
| disease to the lungs. You can’t
| afford to experiment.
But there is a right way, and
( sure way, that does cure. Thou-
| sands of otherwise hopeless cases
have proved it. It’s with Dr. Sa~c's
Catarrh Remedy. by its mild,
! soothing, cleansing and heal
properties, it permanently cures the
worst chronic cases. Catarrhal
Headache, “Cold in the Head
| everything catarrhal in its nature,
{ is cured as if by magic.
It’s a way so sure that the pro-
| prictors of Dr. Sage’s Remedy
{ offer, in good faith, $500 for a
| case of Catarrh which they can-
| not cure.
If it’s sure enough for them to
make the offer, it’s sure enough
for you to make the trial
They risk $500. What do you
‘a
risk 7
ng
3"
| Sheridan's Condition Powders
—
v | AM ERICAN 4
ATARRH RURE
One Bottle Cares,
iru
dinner.
Teach
order.
Not to handle bread or to drop it on
the cloth and floor.
the «
Excuse me,
at
hostess when
To always say,
hen
please,
to the mother w to |
the lady or if
leaving the table before the rest of the
party.
To fold its napkin and to put back
its chair or push it close to the table
before leaving.
And after leaving the
return
home, and
visiting,
able not to
one of these rules, and are in no way
priggish, but are simply well-behaved,
delightful companions, and they owe
it all to their mother’s careful training
from babyhood.
Will Fight to a Finish,
As long as the fight lasts among the
wall paper manufacturers, the Fidelity |
Wall Paper Co., of No. 12 N. 11th St,
Philadelphia, will give the public the
advantage of the drop in prices. We
get this from them direct. Send four
two cent stamps for samples of their |
8, 10 and 12 cent gilts,
Flower pots are made of papar.
43 56
“August
Flower”
“* I have been afflict- |
‘ed with bilicusness |
‘and constipation |
for fifteen years;
Biliousness,
Constipation, . ‘
tomach
» ‘ another prepara-
‘‘ tion was suggested
*‘ tome and tried but |
‘“to no purpose. At last a Riend |
** recommended August Flower.
“* took it according to directions and
“its effects were wonderful, reliev-
“ing me of those disagreeable
** stomach pains which I had been |
“troubled with so long. Words
‘“cannot describe the admiration
“in which I hold your August
“ Flower—it has given me a new
“‘ lease of life, which before was a
“ burden. Such a medicine is a ben-
** efaction to humanity, and its good
“qualities and
9, wonderful mer- Jesse Barker,
its should be Printer,
“made known to
Himbalet
‘everyone suffer-
G. G. GREEN, Sole tweens
Pains.
ing with dyspep-
‘‘sia or biliousness
Ely ly’s Cre am Boi
WILL CURE
CALA RH 2
LD me HEM
af
FOR FIFTY YEARS!
MRS. WINSLOW'S
SOOTHING SYRUP
bas been gend by hers for thelr oh
while Td
SOO es £
all pain, cure
remedy for
win 4 CRW, and is 0e Lest
barr
Twenty-2
PUI
ve Conta a Bottle,
ONO I JN
Ww 7 ANTED ~~ R GANIZERS FOR A WELL
established Seven Ye it Endowment Order,
chartered under the laws of Pennsylvania
The only Fraternal and Beneficial
ing dans to i's members
ATION FEATURES COMBINED WITH
SICK BENEFITS. Liberal induc-ments to
00d canvassers, Address W. H. Neilwon,
Supreme 8 rotary, 1312 Chestnut Street, Phila
deliphia, Pa
( NE BOTTLE OF TONTI WILL DEVELOP ;
the bust five inches in 3 d AYS, OF money re.
funded ; price 2. wit! beautify the complexion
and eure consumption : send Sam s for circular.
| MRS DR. MILLER, 10[8C hestout t.. Phila. Pa
MIK$LIO] « ond a sold § gold ring to any part
ofthe U. 8. BERT SAUPPE, Reading, Fa.
PATENTS
| HOME STUDY, BOOK-KBEP ING, Business
4 forma, Peamanaeliip, Arithonelic 85 ort
hand, ele , TROROUGHLY Tavonr sy MAIL.
Giretiars frre. Bryant's College, 457 Main
.« Buftalo, N. XY.
| AGENTS WANTED ON SALARY.
! or comm isdon to handle the New Patent Chemical
{ Ink Erasing Pencil, Age.ts making $80 per week,
| Me Brae Fraser i x Co. La Crosse, a Box 81.
mOTIATE pet
well and keep well, Health Helper
tells how, 50 ote. a year, Sample copy
Cw. 7. Fe
w Vashington, D.C,
0-page book free |
Wax, Nunvors,
CURED 70 STAY CURED,
'& ASTHMA
xa E117 Sa liof
|
U. 8. also
me. Dr, a i. DY R, Rdiior, Buffalo, N.Y.
"HAY FEVE We want the name and ad
dress of every sufferer inthe
U.S. and Canada. Address
—— B., Bulla, KL.
KIDDER'S PASTILLES.""™ x
mai Bowl & Ca
EE.
pwards of 5,000 sold
i A FORTUNE Ni IT rion in two yonrs,
JOT § companies
oe HOUBLE WASHER, Ad:
for iy ondert JONAS lL. KNOLL, Lesaxon, Pa
ASA.
Edison i$ NOW at work on an “elecirie |
motor to rep ae the oidinary locomo-
tive. It is designed to take up electrici-
ty from a central rat! and to develop at
least one thousand horse power,
The French have planted works at
Havre, France, for utilizing the ebb and
flow of the tide to work turbine wheels
to een: rate power for the dynamos to
supply Parts with light.
A recent vestion She used nt i
person
the a engine by sine
pushing an electric bution
To all who suller from catarrh, whether in
small or great degree:
Do not allow this treacherous disease to con
tinue 18 cours
lable to develop into bronchitis, or cousump-
tion, that most dreaded destroyer of human
life.
Catarrh is a disease of the
shmply of the nose and throat,
every part of Lue system,
way to cure catarrh is to tak. & remedy
will reach the disease through the blood,
is Just what Hood s Sarsaparilia does, and ths
is the secret of Its success In curing eatarrh, It
expels the
sustains catarrh,
sveteam and
The blood reaches
se
and gives
maintain §
Sold by all druggists. 81; six for $5. Prepared
by C. 1. HOOD & CO, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar,
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“1 have suffered with eatarrh in my head for
and pald out handreds of dollars for
have herclolore reecived only
Lnporary relief. Hood s ar-apari Ian helped
that my catarrh Is nearly cured,
woakness of my body is a] gone, my appe-
is godin £ et, 1 fel Hike another person,
Hood's Barsaparilla is the best medicine | have
Mus. A. Cussixguasm, Providence,
R.1
“For several yeays I have been troubled with
that terribly disagreeable disease, catarth, I
very best re-
continual dropping
in my throat, and stuffed-up feeling. 11 has also
helped my mother, who has taken it lor run
down state of Bealth and kidney trouble.” Mus. |
B.D, Hearn, Putn
It cured me of that
am, Conn,
six for #5. Prepared |
Mass,
Dollar.
§l.
Lowell,
100 Doses One
“Pa, how do you scalp?” sald the lo-
dian boy to Oyster-that-laughs, “First
cate your hair,” senteutiou ly replied
the noble red man,
UNNECRSSARY — Barker—*8ay, hold
on, old man—here's oue of those talk-
ing machines—I want you to hear
i,"
Harker—**No; I'm going on
my wile 8 walt. ug for me.”
ctl sn——
A MEAN JUDGE.~Judge—*How old
are you wadsm?’
Witness—*1've seen eighteen sum-
mers,’
Judge—** And eighteen winters—thir-
ty-six, Mr. © erk.”
———
IT WAS, BY THAT TIME, —*'Well,”’ sald
Chapple, as he and the Earl of Bkip-
about paced the dec the day after LL
graybound salled, ‘*what do you think
of America?”
“I's out of sight, n
Earl, diplomatically,
commenti om
F
home
said the
Women's WAYS,
Ms
Lhirew
What does
hia gol 4 Dew dies
Lie] round
Uo Ww
j Ble “rigs
i Baa
“liarkins
peighibor down al
14s
"yy
bor has
ureey of I ankegiving all
ing mixed
turks va's [
| ing &
! mer, and lurk
{ Liat with the
*
Le Ol
od, "
a wt
Syrup of Figs,
and
5 COIS
of i
Isxative
ruin fig
vir
pl ben
the
iif
nedicinal
Produerd {i
| tious JUI0e « § C
the 1
to
BYES on
om
with ues
Kpown De 1nd to
3
5
, sota gently
3
auman
8 1 bowe
i neve, liver
the
ah tually
n,
cleansing ng
hab
system,
and
dispells
and headaches, curing itaal
CONS IPAON.
A peach growa at ilvania, Ga ,
weighed eigliteen ounces and measured
thirteen Inches In crrenmferencs
- licen
Mr Frederick § Rognaw, Mich gan,
wiites: | am in due r oeipt of your and
note, that yo i like to iomrn my opinion
on St. Bernard Vegetable Pills
with pieassure since | oun attest
: been of good service § mo
the St Be ar! Vegetable Pllis | was very
i aflicted with stoma bh disorders, could
Bot enjoy my night-rest and was troubled with
| turbuient dreams Upon receipt of the SL
i Beraard Vegetable P lis. took one pill each
j might and aller ght days. my troubles loft
me. Acoopi uo ¥ best thank - for the pila
-——
Sealskins are now sold at Vancouver,
British Columbia, for £20 e.ch, and
price; are st -adily advancing
Wise Mothers
i Use Dr. Hoxsie’s Certain Croup Care, the only
{| remedy In the world t atl will cure 8 violent
case of croup in hall an hour. No opium,
! Sold by drusgists or malied on receipi of Hoots,
Address A F. Hoxsie, Buffalo, N.
i
Pin Hook, Hog Eye, Rabbxr Neck
i and Hole-In-the-ground are names of a
few of the postoflices in Missourl
E. A. ROOD Tol edo, Ohio, says: “Hall's
| Catarrh Cute cured my wife of eatarrh fifteen
| years ago and she has had po returs of it. It's
| & sure cure. Had LY Vruggista, 7 90,
ump steno
In Paris it is required that every
vehicle traversing its streets at night if
{ only a Wheelbarrow, shall carry a lamp.
Ry
bh
fetior
Wo
that they bave
FP: lor to my receiv.
i uch
| RUPTURE, ! Jae Db Genschelmar, of Cla
ton, N have been Lthorog
| 4 cured of WA rupture hy Dr. J. B. Mayer, $31
; Areh BL, Phila fa do the hardest Kind of 1.1
ing and wear no truss, Go to ses him, ‘Dr.
| Mayer also gives treatment at Hotel Peun,
i Reading, Pa. on the 2d Saturday and lollow:
| ing Sunday of each month,
{ In Alaska huge brown bears, driven
to fury and desperation by the little
! Alaskan mosquito, finally tear their
| flesh and die in agony,
The popularity which Hood's Sarsaparilla
has gained as a spring medicine is wonderful,
It possesses just those elements of heath
giving, blood purifying and appetiterestoring
; Which everybody seems to need at this seasou.
Be sure to get Hood's Sarsapariila.
A,
The amber of eggs oa, six-pound
{eel in N November is fully nine million;
| under the microscope they measure eighs
| ty to the linear inch,
Cann's Mianey Cure for
Dropay, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Distases, pH
| ousn . Cure guaranteed.
Arch Sireet, Philad’a. $1 a io) 6
for §6, or druggist. 1000 certificates of
cures, ‘Iry !
A SSH
Thomas Sande. s, of Hart County, Ga,
who £ said to be over 00 years oid,
: is alas said to have never been five miles
away from lis 3 bowie,
All Fie tree by Dr. Kilne's Gros
ETERS
VE OUS Cures,
Fit cases Sobor,
The railway mal service mail service began on
hin postal oars were
Northwestern
ft.
August 28,
run on the Chicago and
’
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HU AM JR Us,
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Eaten out of house and home-Picnic |
lunches,
|
The *‘‘words that burn'’ go into the
waste-pajer basket frst,
Experience 1s the cream of lhife—but
it sours with age.
“Mr. Enpeque has run away with his
wife,” “That was a shrewed move.”
no ocala
“What an old paper weight you
have!” “Yes, It's muy wife's first bis-
cuit.”
The best way to prevent rain is to
get everything realy to plant turnips,
fometimes
power,
will
baking
The stoutest soldier
quail before his wife's
she ‘has waited
uvt to add It w
The woman who say
age ' Is very carelu
Ler own,
"
JOT
wig bt call
“The Chine q TR0Ce,
a i
I never have groaned
p ey. “You ur 1 have |
4 ; ’" i
ye ali It's al add i
5
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family tiee caunut
The
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w's pever had a sbot
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Solomon was 8 great jorls
di.n’t believe io sphittiug
t. but he
Li 304,
all farmers, bat
s just the same,
Dentists are
they live off ¢
not
ACG T
s———
$ fs
uillds
man's heart
batches iis
Hope b a uest in
“re disappointwent
brood,
——————
It has been dQiscoversd
Comes oul of a Larrel vrgau
that music
in s.ave.,
1 like« to own a man’s
ilkes to own her own,
It 1s said the Czar never shaves, but
most people know be has bad many a
close shave,
airy
Although a g
love, she never
When ‘hey say the bride's costume
Was a dream do they mean Lo Imply that
it was uu illusion?
The somersauit arusis in the clrcus
take turns in their work:
switchman to flag at bis work.
A midnight Bre well deserves the
honor of being the latest thing out.
-
The dogs have had their day, and
now the leaves will have thelr turn,
think, They haven't got sense enough.
“I am closing out my entire stock,”
ud the farmer, as he put up a wire
fence,
The person who is chased by a bear
has proof positive that trouble’s a brew.
in’,
The covnterfeiter is satisfied if he
can spend money as fast as he can make
it
A “promising man” is notalwaysthe
one on whom the most rellance can be
placed,
When a man 0 weighs his woids, though
they way be few, they are not found
wanting,
Photographer —*‘Now, look pleasant,
please.’
Customer—*It is quite impossible,
gir. I'm a ticket agent io a railroad
office.”
He-'*Are you sure you care for me?"
She—*'1 wish you wouldn't be so sus-
pleious, Have I asked yet to see your
bank book?"
Age before beauty After time has
turned it Into Antiquity, pecy Joshle way 4
crazy over the ugliest article
make .
Sn —
Miss Dorcas" Have the poor any
pleasure, think you?"
The phenomenon of weeping tiee is
caused by the presence of myriads of
small ins cis called leaf hoppers, which
have the hubit of ejecling honey dew,
£1vi og the effect Jf weeping, The nn
tives in parts where the trees are infest
ed with these jusects, ure as a rule very
superstitious about them, and atiribule
to them deathi-dealiug powers over
those thal waik under them.
Tom Btarr, the Cherokee desperado,
been celebrated by the Cherokee Nation,
was Lhe only man with whom
tion ever made a special
That was over twenty-five
when, al the age of seventy,
tired of his iife of outlawry,
bi Lae
Yeas ago,
he became
The Chinese Minister at Washington
weirs a hat in which there is one of the
finest cpals, as large a8 nn plgeon’s egg,
surrounded by diamonds, The
value of the hat is stated to be £5500,
ville, Ill , was about to put on herg
fire, The chain weighed eight
weights and was only half
the coal, one end hanging loose,
penny-
The ruins of Bluebeard’s
said to still remain ina lone'y
tain road pear Interlaken, Switzerland.
{lupe
ses of
about sll
No WOIL ER
nan a beautifully
ng poss Rp :
nat
by mail to 2
trated bo
most rar 3
forms of female
ive will it 4 C0} ol
“Cuide to Heaith and
Etiquette,”
E. Pinkham. Tho
Wig i
by Lydia
Pinkhar
treatment }
Send ups io cover postage
n you write for the
{ book / confidence
| LYDIA E. PINKHANM MED, CO. Lyun, Mas,
-
TAKE CARE!
JACOBS OIL,
CURES
o. Throng
1000 AGENTS WAN] E
EOF CHRIST. ”
iy R40) +
* -
1.
Fede
CAL PUB. CO., Px A Pa.
ion notion
to taste
It is an old-fash
that medicire |
bad to do any good.
Scott's Emulsion
145
is cod-
liver oil with its fish-fat taste
%
lost—nothing is lost but the
taste,
This is more than a mat-
ter of comfort. Agreeable
taste is always a help to di-
gestion. A sickening taste
1s always hindrance.
There is only harm in taking
cod-liver oil unless you digest
it. Avoid the taste,
Scorr & Bown, Chemists, 132 South oth Avenue,
New York.
Your drags keeps Soot’ Fanuls
Gibail druggists everywhere do, $f.
©
m of cod. liver
The liver, the kidneys, the heart, the
important organs
the preservation of lif it is
iberefore the duty of every ne who cates at all
fo keep them In a good
Bat while the heart, the
iinary constito.
rondition as possible,
lungs and the stomach in an or
without stopping in thelr work,
very sensitive organ. The least interrup-
tion in its activity is noticed at once in a
most disagreeable manner,
plications may arise therefrom, for which the
physicians have
of long ladn names, and which,
attended to promptly, are followed by long
and painfol diseases and frequently by
death. Ordipary people usually ¢ ass all these
diseases under the genesal name of
liver complaint, T.elr symptoms oan be
easily recognized. A yellow color of the
skin, particularly of the white of the eve,
8 disagreeadly bitter bilous taste
a thiekiy-coated tongae, loss of appe-
these are un.
failing signs that the liver 1s out of order. As
#00 at one or more of these avmploms appear
it is nocessary, in order to prevent a serioas
sickness, {0 remove from the liver all super.
flunus bile and #11 waste matter, to pr anote
the free olreulation | { the blood, and to gently
stimulate the capricions appetite. There Is no
better remedy to ae omplish this purpose than
St. Ber ard Vegetable Pils, whic hive becn
justly celebrated for a lo mg time, They are
iwwepared axglusively from the hes! medic nal
serbs of the Alps, whose healing ingrecients
are made up by competent persons in the form
of pitls without the the admixture of any min.
eral substances, The Si. Bernard Vegetable
Pills can be obtained from any first-class d ge.
gist. I your druggists haven't them, send 5
cents to “St. Berxann © Box Mi6, New York
Clty, and you will receive same postpaid Ly re-
turn matl.
ANAKESIS gives in
stant relief and is an
INFALLIBLE CURE
for PILES, Prices ¢l;at
sis by or
apa
New York Ony.
Mis Aun Thrupe "Oh, ses. They
criticise the characters of the rid
®
“Do as I say,’ thundered an ang
father. “My will shall be law." Sug, ®
then, I'l bet it wan't dravn by a law. |
sor,” returned Lis son.
In Maryland they were feeding the
peadhte to hogs, wo sbundagt was be o
@ "E SMALLEST PILL IN THE woRLD!
I BIT'S
PILLS
@ toni TINY LIVER larger ones;
oy
ually effective! § ®
Eo
oe @
IOWA'S
READY RELIEF.
L$ AND PREVESNTS
Ceolda, Coughs. Sore Throat. Inflnenza. Dron.
chitis, Pocumonia. swelling of the
Joints, Luo bago, Infammations
Rheumatism. Neuralgia,
Frost bites, Chilblains, Headache
Toothache, Asthma,
PIFFILULT BHEATHING,
CURES THE WORST n from
twenty nina ies ONE HOUR afte
iy Ole SUFFE
AINS
£ ths advertd
WITH PAIN
Ev ry vain, Sprains Bralses, Pains ia
the Back, Chest or Limba, It Was
the First and is the Only
PAIN REMEDY
8 the
sation
most rus ating
snd ol
ungs, Stans
HERNS, OF Oo
sonfu; in half
3 oh rid
ep lessness, Sick Headache
Dyse stery, , Fiat jency a
paius
MAT.ARIA
and
LO
Ague (onguered.
There is not a remedial agent in the world
that will cure Fevers, aided by RADWA YS
Sold by Dragg ists.
"nr BE SURE TO GET RA. Dw AY'S.
————
$3 SH OE CENTLEMEN.
GENTLEM ER and LADIES, sve your dob
Beware of
dealers who off or other makes, 8s being Jus a
food, and be sare you have W, LL. Douviss ion,
with name and nd stamped on bottom,
Douglas, Eom, Mauss,
ow TAKE NG SUBSTITUTE,
Insist on loon advertieod denlers supplying roe.
JONES® SCALE 3
mms FULLY WARRANTED =
w= THE BEST ~~
5Ton Scares $60 Freienr Po
ho JONES BINGHAMTON NY